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mytastessuck · 10 months ago

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Starbomb: Starbomb

Eeeeeyup.

So, to ruin my credibility even further...yes, I am a Game Grumps fan. I started watching them out of curiosity in 2016 and watched them on and off for a while until I fell in the trap of those damn Sleeping Aids videos uploaded by their fans and I've been watching them semi-regularly since.

Are they perfect? Fuck no. They suck at games and Egoraptor is the bad Mike Tyson simile of previously problematic content creators. But you already know I'm a NSP fan and I like Danny's singing voice and some of Egoraptor's raps (have fun finding the ones without the n-word!) are pretty skilled and he has a genuine love for the genre and, somewhat more importantly, those games he's bad at. So there, my justification for being a Starbomb fan...despite the fact I've uploaded Starbomb songs before so this really shouldn't have come as a surprise to anyone. Since the album was uploaded for free, I'm going to upload the whole thing below so feel free to read after every song so that everyone can know how to feel after every song. Now...COMMENCE THE CRINGE!

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Intro

God, this whole thing is nostalgic. The guys introduce themselves and Arin does a rather impressive paraphrasing of a Fair Use segment that shows that 1. since this album is a parody and 2. they acknowledge they don't own the characters, they don't technically need to be sued. as of January 12, 2024, Nintendo and others apparently agreed.

Song Score: 7/10

2. I Choose You To Die

This is the gate: if this song turns you off, you're probably going to hate this album. Starbomb doesn't care about canon, your feelings or even making clever jokes about the franchise: they thought it would be funny if there was a story about Ash going around fucking up Pokemon, going to jail, getting bailed out and shot in the sack by Pikachu. Is it funny? By my standards...meh. It didn't really grab me. My own description of the song is honestly funnier to me than the actual song itself. I don't hate it but it's definitely not how I would introduce someone to the band.

Song Score: 5/10

3. Luigi's Ballad

Here we go, the real shit: with special guest vocalist Rachel Goddamn Bloom (Crazy Ex Girlfriend creator and star), we get crassed up versions of Mario, Luigi and Peach as the brothers fight over her in a hilarious ditty. Arin is having fun, Danny is competent and Rachel is perfect, like always...I'm actually glad that Peach didn't pick a brother at the end because, as douchey as Mario was being, Luigi didn't give an actual reason for being attracted to her. Maybe he was just as shallow as Mario only he was more devious about it? Who cares? Peach is going to fuck a mushroom.

Song Score: 9/10

4. It's Dangerous To Go Alone

A bit darker but still a well-done song (Philly shout-out! Woo! We suck less than Raccoon City!). They gave Danny the lead in this and it works, Arin's freak-out at the end as Link is legitimately chortle-inducing. Chortle-inducing I say. Sexual predation has never been (subjectively) funnier.

Song Score: 9/10

5. Mega Martial Problems

Might be my favorite song on the album. Mega Man and his wife (Roll? Some chick? Who cares?) are being given marriage counseling (sex counseling, actually) by Dr. fucking Wily and Mega Man kills robot masters to get toys to fuck his wife with, ending with Zero being killed by his Mega Dick. Arin is a good rapper and Danny manages to sing distinctly as a german doctor and Mega Man's wife (he raps a bit at the end...it's actually listenable). Seriously, if you're not the biggest Mega Man fan and if canon isn't important to you, go check this song out.

Song Score: 10/10

6. Rap Battle: Ryu Vs. Ken

Hur hur, Ryu rules, Ken sucks, hur hur. That doesn't bother me though. What does bother me is the content of Ryu's lyrics: he's supposed to be talking about how badass he is and he keeps going on about his dick? Forget canon character, if he was just some nobody he would sound like he's eight years old! Once you hear it, you won't unhear it. It's just a bit...desperate? And I can't help but feel like I'm supposed to take him seriously. This song is fine for the most part but...yeah, definitely one of the weaker ones on re-listens.

Song Score: 6/10

7. Crasher-vania

Pretty funny song about Simon Belmont committing hate crimes against the creatures of the night having a Monster Mash. Fun fact: I don't know the story behind this but Arin and Danny did a censored version of this song for a MST3K telethon. See it here:

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Song Score: 8/10

8. The Book of Nook

On a re-listen, this is a competently hilariously fucked up song about Tom Nook being a dickhead mafia landlord...but I'm detracting a whole point for the use of the archaic slur "mongoloid". I guess they didn't want to use "retard" and tried to be smart about it. Sorry guys; try harder.

Song Score: 8/10 (I still gave it a high score so maybe I'm part of the problem.)

9. Sonic's Best Pal

Probably my other favorite song on the album. The perfect Sonic darkfic: Tails snaps due to his insecurity (Hey! A canonical character flaw; I'll wave as I see it fly by.), gets on drugs, fucks whores and shoots Eggman. They knew what they were going for and they got it. Kudos, Starbomb.

Song Score: 10/10

10. Regretroid

Emily Hughes (pretty neat singer and apparently a friend of Danny's...I don't know) stars as an understandably grumpy Samus against the Nice Guy (TM) Kraid in this epic star tale. Awesome tune with a hilariously dark ending (I mean...it's not like the puppies were destined for a good life if space dragons were just handing them out in baskets.)

Song Score: 8/10

11. Kirby's Adventures In Reamland

Either this or the Tom Nook song was the first song recorded for the album and, unlike Tom Nook's song, Starbomb hates this one. Me? Another "meh"....it's crass for the sake of crass but the guys are doing that the whole album so I'm not really affected by it. They spitroast Kirby and namedrop Meta Knight and Dedede. That's it. Move along, barely anything to see here.

Song Score: 7/10

12. The Simple Plot of Final Fantasy 7

Ha! Take THAT, convoluted JRPGs! Seriously, this is one of the better songs on the album and I love how they try to turn Cloud into this smooth talking self-aggrandizing asshole (not a far cry from him in canon, mind) and how they didn't call Ryu by name. He's Ninja Gaiden now. Perfect way to end the album.

Song Score: 9/10

13. Outro

Just the guys being dorks and teasing the second album (Player Select; won't be reviewing that one so I'll spoil my opinion for you: it's not as good as the first one.). It was always fun to hear them fuck around. Reminds me a bit of their Sleep Aids.

Song Score 8/10

Album Score: 8/10

Decent album. As we all know, I have shit taste so that makes my opinion superior to yours. Since this was an album review, I'll be taking a week off to unwind and come back next Friday with the typical song a day schedule. See you then.

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stuckinapatriarchalbullshitland · 4 years ago

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Hiii babies and dear Anons 👋🏼🤗 You know how it works by now. These are the answers to the asks Mari/Stuck sent me. And happy Valentine’s Day to you all!! 🌹🌹 Enjoy 🙃

A lot of people have been interested in them, dear Anon. From managers, to publicists, to sponsors, partnerships, producers, etc., etc. and no, it was never a problem between them. That’s part of their job.

No, dear Anon. Camila and Ashlee are best friends. Ash ships/ped Camren. She has helped them a lot of times. I know why you thought this. Just as I know it may seem that Ash takes advantage of Camila because she created a lot of videos with her, made two songs about her, and brings her up at every opportunity, but it’s not what it seems. Do you have any idea how hard it is to try to emerge as an artist in that world? Do you have any idea how many artists there are out there that you’ll never hear about because they’ll never make it to the top? Why do you know Ashlee? Thanks to 5H. Without having been their guitarist, you wouldn’t even know she existed. The fans that Juno has, are Harmonizers/Camilizers and some that she managed to make herself afterwards.

Ash is a real friend to our Mila. She has helped her more times than we could ever know, even by leaving the tour to help her friend. And Camila’s the same for her. Did you know that on June 13, 2020, in the face of the Black Lives Matter Movement she helped Ashlee sponsor a free scholarship for 20 black students to participate in the JUNO’s Guitar Bootcamp to help them create more opportunities in that field in their future? [Diana Foster, who I believe is her girlfriend or a great friend of hers anyway, also helped] Why on earth would Camila willingly help someone who ‘presumably’ would be taking advantage of her friendship? May I suggest you go watch one of the last videos they have together in Camila’s backstage? It dates back to 2019. Go watch it, dear Anon, and tell me if you don’t get an automatic smile on your lips.

Forgive me, Anon, with all due respect speaking, but what are you saying? “Camila has made mistakes (she has not been the best girlfriend possible)?” Are you for real? What are you talking about? Camila made her mistakes, but so did Lauren. So why are you only pointing the finger at Camila? Did you pay attention to their story? Did you hear/see what Lauren said on the podcast? Have you ever listened to their songs WELL? Because apparently, you didn’t. A couple is made up of two people and mistakes are made by two, not just by one.

No, dear Anon. Closer was never a song of hers in the first place, let alone one she could sell. The Chainsmokers wanted her in the song. She recorded a rough demo for them and then turned it down. I know that when she turned it down and they passed it on to Halsey, she wrote and contributed to some of the lyrics (she appears as a songwriter in the credits), so I believe she wrote those in the place of the ones Mila wrote in her version, but I’m not sure. I don’t know if Camila had the time to write her part like Ashley (Halsey) did, or if she directly recorded the demo as she did with The Middle. Until it’s leaked, we won’t have an answer.

The fact is that Closer was simply a project that was proposed to her when she was still in 5H and that she turned down because 7/27 was about to come out. Just as she declined to participate in Taylor Swift’s Bad Blood music video for them (5H). And I still wonder how the haters still consider her a bitch 🙄🙄

Ligas, or hair bands, or también se dice colitas, verdad? Or hair ties as I like to call them, were originally Lauren’s. Lauren had two on her wrist at X-Factor and then, magically, one ended up on Camila’s wrist. I personally think that was their first symbol, but of friendship. And no, dear Anon, they didn’t replace the rings. The rings didn’t yet exist at that time. If the rings were one of their symbols of love, the hair ties were symbols of friendship, at least in the beginning.

P.S. dear Anon, I would like that as soon as you finish reading this post, you’d type ‘garters’ on Google and click directly on images 🤣 I really, REALLY, love you for this, believe me 😉❤️

I watched all the interviews held in Spain in 2015 and you can see the differences, dear Anon. The two interviews with Revista Bravo and the one with Vodafone Yu are more or less normal. There’s tension between all of them because the big mess had recently happened. But in Alyson’s one with NSP PROJECTS and the one with LOS40 in which Alyson is in as well… Gosh… Your second question is my answer, dear Anon. Yes, they broke up, but that was even before they went to Europe.

As for your last question, on the one hand, I think she was single, attracted to the interviewer, and that she didn’t have to be accountable to anyone because being single, she could do whatever she wanted. But on the other hand, I think it may have been done on purpose for revenge since they’ve always played these jealousy games. I don’t think she managed to control herself though. It shows in both of those interviews, although it’s much more evident in the one with NSP PROJECTS. I don’t think she really realized the gravity of what she was doing because she was too wrapped up in Alyson and too busy in impressed her than everything else. I don’t think she noticed, at least not during the interviews, how hurt Lauren was.

I don’t want to tell you yes or no if her behavior was correct or not, simply because I don’t know if she did it because as I said she was single and didn’t have to answer to anyone, or if she did it out of revenge because she wanted Laur to be jealous. My instinctive response would be that it wasn’t corrected because of the effect it had on Laur who was also going through the dark diary period, but I don’t really know why Mila did what she did. She may have had her reasons, and maybe knowing them, my answer would be different, or the same. I don’t know because I don’t know the reasons behind this. Lauren has done a lot of things in the past that have hurt Camila, and Camila has done a lot of things in the past that have hurt Lauren. They’ve hurt each other many times. Sometimes on purpose and sometimes not. So I prefer to abstain because, at least in this case, I don’t feel like judging something I don’t know. Much less point the finger.

Hi @ camilalauren0327 😄👋🏼 yeah, writing is therapeutic for them, as it is for many other people, myself included. Dancing was for me as well. Many people find it therapeutic to play sports, others find it in various forms of art, etc., etc.

I don’t know if Camren did couples therapy 🤷🏻‍♀‍ I think if they really did it, they did it after 5H.

Doctors of all kinds, and therefore also psychologists, consultants, therapists, psychiatrists, etc. are bound by the federal law HIPAA (Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act). Many therapists themselves indeed, prefer to establish confidentiality limits even before starting therapy. For example, the fact that they’re required to maintain therapy content is established regardless, but with you, they can determine who they can contact with your written permission, or if they can’t contact anyone. If YOU client prefer it, you can also establish that outside those four walls, you’re not really in therapy and that therefore if you meet your therapist in a supermarket, for example, they’ll pretend not to know you and will not acknowledge you at all in order to protect your client-therapist confidentiality. So, at the end of the day, it really depends on you and what you establish with your therapist.

This, however, is sometimes not enough for celebrities. Those who really, but really care about privacy and don’t want to take risks, require their therapist to also sign an NDA as a backup and reinforcement plan, so that it covers everything, including sections that HIPAA doesn’t administer.

Both, dear @camilalauren0327, and hi again 👋🏼😊 In the Consequences video and on the day of Say You Won’t Let Go she was paying tribute to Lauren and to the old Camila. For Consequences, that was one of the many symbols we find in the video that served as a clue. For Say You Won’t Let Go it was yes a tribute to Lauren and to old Camila, but it was more of a message for her. The song was for her, the bow was for her, and the rose on her pants was for her. It was like: “Hey, I’m still here. I’m still me. See the bow? See the rose? The song? It’s all for you. The title of the song already speaks for itself. Let’s try again”. That was indeed still the period of rapprochement between them. As for the other times she wore it, and I remember that she even wore it around her neck on more than one occasion, it was for style.

Sure thing, dear Anon 🙃 Curious is a song discarded from the album Camila, and I don’t know if you’ll like my interpretation, dear Anon, because this song is not about Lauren (for me).

Verse 1

“I lose myself when you start talkin’

There’s something riveting about you, it’s got me confused”

Camila finds this girl so fascinating, that not only does she gets lost when she talks, but it also makes her confused. Confused because she didn’t think another girl could have this effect on her while her mind was always on Lauren. And yes, girl. It’s not the first time that Camila has had to mask this in her songs.

“If we went back to your apartment

Would you be a gentleman and a bad boy too?”

She’s provocative here. She’s literally provoking and teasing the girl: “Could you be sweet and at the same time rough enough to slamming me against the wall?” If you know what I mean…

Pre-Chorus

“I know you think, I’m innocent

Little do you know where my mind has been?”

When you see Camila in videos and interviews, you’re hit by her energy 80% of the time. She’s this cute and goofy and clumsy and dorky ball of bubbly energy that cracks a smile from you all the time. She’s funny with her lame jokes that however always make you laugh, and most of the time, you see her in this innocent light. And it’s true. She looks like this innocent little bean that must be protected at all costs. But we also know that she’s far from innocent. And here, that’s what she’s telling the girl: “If you knew what I’ve been thinking about you, about us, about what I want to happen, you’d understand that I’m not that innocent after all.”

“I don’t have much experience

Could you relieve me of my ignorance?”

The only sexual experience Camila had had up to that point, had been with Lauren. So unlike this girl, Camila had only had one partner, and she’s telling her just that: “I don’t have much experience as you do. Could you help me out?”

“It’s true (It’s true, it’s true)

Been wondering about you”

Here she’s basically questioning whether the expectation equals the reality.

Chorus

“I’m just cu—, I’m just curious

What you do, just got the two of us

Hit me down, take me up

Can you teach me how to love?

I’m just curious”

She’s telling her that what they do in private between them, will stay between the two of them. And then… Ahem-Ahem! *Throat clearing* I’m really trying to hold back as much as possible here guys… If I hadn’t received complaints in the past about some of the answers I gave in other posts, I wouldn’t have had any kind of problem explaining exactly what she says sentence by sentence, but I’ll just limit myself by saying that she’s asking her to teach her to be more expert on the subject matter.

Post-Chorus

“Dum, dum-dum-dum

You got me feeling

Dum, dum-dum-dum

You got me feeling”

This girl makes her feel in a certain type of way that Camila herself refrains from saying what she really wants to say. Still if you know what I mean…

Verse 2

“I’m kinda nervous but I like it (Yeah)”

Because it’s a good kind of nervous. An exciting kind of nervous.

“Will you live up to the image that I got of you?”

Again. As I said before, she’s basically asking if the expectation equals the reality.

“You’re not usually my type, yeah

I think that that might be the reason that I’m here with you (Oh, oh)”

And this, speaks for itself. Who’s Camila’s type? With whom is she making the comparison? Who does she have in mind to justify her actions? She’s there with this girl because her type is who?

Before I wrap up, I want to explain to you why this song has nothing of Lauren for me. So I’m going to rewrite some pieces of the song to debunk it’s about Lauren.

“If we went back to your apartment”

Lauren didn’t have an apartment yet. She wasn’t living alone yet. 5H had two apartments that they shared together in the months of recording, and for the rest, they lived constantly in hotels. This girl (older than her) had an apartment.

“I know you think, I’m innocent”

Lauren and Camila had already had sex. Hello? Since the Like Friends Do situation. So she’s not talking about Lauren because she already knew Camila wasn’t innocent.

“I don’t have much experience”

Again. Experience she’d precisely had with Laur.

“Been wondering about you”

She had to wonder about Lauren if she had already been with her sexually? What would have been the sense?

“What you do, just got the two of us”

If she was really talking about Lauren, this would’ve been a big bullshit because there were people who knew about them. The ones closest to them for sure. Like DNA. DNA knew about them right from the start and lived their story basically along with them. Not to mention that they heard them on more than one occasion. Hell, even we heard them thanks to that takeover.

“You’re not usually my type”

Definitely not Lauren! Isn’t Lauren Camila’s type? In which universe?

“I think that that might be the reason that I’m here with you”

Exactly! This girl, whether it was physically or of character, wasn’t like Lauren.

Aaand these are the reasons why I’m 100% sure this song is not about Lauren, dear Anon.

Of course I can, dear Anon 😄

Cleopatra is a song discarded from the album Camila, and created during The Hurting. The Healing. The Loving. era. C ended Something’s Gotta Give in mid-March 2017 and we know it was the last song of The Hurting. The Healing. The Loving. era before the album name changed to Camila, so Cleopatra was finished before that.

Verse

“Ridin’ ‘round town in the backseat

Looking like the real deal

Looking real, real, real

Spent so long cuttin’ my teeth

Thought you were the real deal

But it wasn’t real, real, real, uh”

Camila is in the back of a car and, you know how sometimes you find yourself spacing out and thinking about something in those moments? Maybe by looking out the window but not really looking because you’re thinking about that something? It can be something trivial or something important, and in Camila’s case, in this case specifically, she’s overthinking about her relationship with Lauren. They had clearly broken up, and Camila is thinking about how she believed L was the real deal.

With ‘cuttin’ my teeth’ she used a slang to indicate that she learned something early in her life. The slang of cut my/your/her/his/their teeth was born in reference to the exit of the teeth from a baby’s gums and consequently indicates a first experience. So, here she means that she spent too much time learning the ropes believing for real that Lauren was for her, and then realize that she wasn’t.

[Don’t be discouraged and keep in mind that in this case, they were passing thoughts because she was definitely angry, bitter, and sad. We all are after a fight or a breakup with a partner. Besides, we all know that L is the love of her life. Think of songs like Never Be the Same (It’s you, babe), All These Years ('Cause after all these years, I still feel everything when you are near), Taxy (The greatest love story that’s never been told), and many others up to one of the ‘most recent’ ones: Anyone (You are the only one I’ll ever love) 😉]

Pre-Chorus

“Every night it was a different fight

It was a different girl

It was a different lie, ooh-ooh

Every night it was a different fight

It was a different girl

It was a different lie, ooh”

Aaaand back at it again with their communication problems. Even if she has generalized a lot here, she still makes us understand the essence of the problem.

Chorus

“I think I kinda wanna cut my hair like I’m

I’m Cleopatra”

When people move on or try to move on after a breakup, what do they usually do? They look for a change. They want to separate themselves from their past selves, of the ones they were when they were in a relationship with the person they broke up with, and they seek a change, aka self-improvement. Most of the time visual, and therefore physical. This change is seen as a new beginning, a new chapter in their life where they want to feel good again. They want to feel attractive. And this is how self-innovation begins. Some go on a diet, others change their style and wardrobe, and then there’s what many see as a rite of passage: a new haircut.

Camila in this case used Cleopatra’s cut as a metaphor for the change she wanted to make about herself. Cleopatra is one of the most famous known queens in the world. Strong, intelligent, powerful, and that radiates charm in everyone since ever. But Camila isn’t talking about Cleopatra the person. She’s talking about her haircut. Cleopatra’s cut in this case is a symbol of power and freedom for Camila. Remember how I said earlier that Camila finished Something’s Gotta Give in mid-March and that she finished this song before that? Well, although this song talks about 2015, it was made in 2017. And guess what happened in that same period? Camila cut her hair by getting bangs. To be precise, it happened on March 31, 2017 (picture + caption: “joined the bang club now”). Coincidence? Yeah, sure, I don’t think so. Plus, although she used it as a metaphor, Camila has actually always wanted a Cleopatra cut, thing that, if you think about it, she now has for real. [Oh, oh and, rumor has it that Cleopatra was bisexual as was 100% Julius Caesar🤫🤭]

“Wanna dance on cars

And forget it all after

Skip these sad love songs cause I

Need something faster and now baby

Kinda think I’m ready”

The freedom I was saying before? (Cleopatra’s cut in this case is a symbol of power and freedom for Camila) She talks about it here. She used the wanting to dance on cars and the skipping sad love songs as figurative expressions of the freedom she wanted to feel, and that she wanted to feel fast because there was gonna be no crying in the club this time. 🤣🤣🤣 Sorry, dear Anon, I had to 😝 No but, seriously though. She just wanted to shed the past and move on right away because she was ready. And she was also ready for the power part I referred to earlier that she explains here:

Post-Chorus

“Needed to be all eyes on me

Baby all eyes on me, ooh

That’s what I want

Needed to be all eyes on me

Baby all eyes on me, ooh

That’s what I want, yeah”

Now. Now, now, now, now, now, now, now. We have a double interpretation here. I’ve said this before, and I’ll say it again: Camila is a fucking genius. And being the fucking genius lyricist that she is, she used a double meaning here to let everyone interpret this part as they please. The double interpretation is so well hidden, that people who listen to this song without knowing the details, such as for example knowing something about Camila’s life or the year the song was made, would never know because they wouldn’t even notice.

The first interpretation ties into what she says about wanting to dance on cars in the chorus. That’s also a way of saying she just wants to dance thoughtlessly and have fun, but on cars? It’s a metaphor to say that she wants to do it by drawing everyone’s attention. I want you to picture something now, okay? Picture a party with a bunch of people dancing and drinking, and in the midst of the fun, someone climbs on the hood of a car or a counter or any other high surface to keep dancing. Can you picture what would happen at that moment? Can you picture how all the people there would turn to look at that person and shout, clap, and cheer them on? Now picture the same scenario with a person still climbing on something high, but to announce something. It’s the same thing. It’s the same purpose. Getting on top, getting on top of something, is to automatically draw attention. So the connection that leads us to the first interpretation is: Wanna dance on cars - Needed to be all eyes on me.

The second interpretation, on the other hand, is basically the same as regards wanting attention on her, but with another direction and another chorus sentence. Camila is a singer. She’s a performer. She LOVES to perform. She LOVES the excitement, the adrenaline rush, the anxiety, the nerves, the pressure, and the feeling of shitting herself before entering a stage. She LOVES the almost blinding stage lights, the screams, the cheers, the applause, and all the love from the fans. She LOVES mastering the stage, interacting with the audience, and delivering a show. She sings her heart out and LOVES it when the audience sings back to her. She has so much passion and she’s so fucking good at what she does. Why am I saying all this? Because with this hidden interpretation, Mila refers to her solo debut. Like I said, this song was made in 2017, remember? So the connection that leads us to the second interpretation is: Now baby, kinda think I’m ready - Needed to be all eyes on me. Ready for her debut.

Both indicate the attention and power (feeling of power) that I mentioned earlier that comes with it.

Bridge

“See, see

You right to be that

You bein’, you needin’

See, see

You right to be that

You bein’, you needin'”

This part is cryptic. Since they broke up here, I think she’s just saying that it’s okay. That it’s okay for Lauren to be the way she is and that it’s okay if they’re letting each other go (Yeah, sure, Jan 🤣). No hard feelings. Or at least, that’s my interpretation.

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Before concluding this post, I’d like to make amends. My friend, the same one I ‘roasted’ in my last post (📄 - ɟ), hey, hi girl 😝 literally shoved her phone in my face a few days ago to show me an ask sent to @emisonme (hi to you too if you’re reading 👋🏼😄) in which I was mentioned. I’d like to apologize to all of you because I made a mistake, although not intentionally. I didn’t know Simon was no longer one of the directors of Simco Limited. I went to check it out and immediately understood why I didn’t know. Because it happened more or less recently (on September 17, 2020) and I hadn’t done a thorough research on the piece of shit since last summer (July) when Syco integrated into Sony.

I got really mad at myself for doing one of the things I hate: giving out wrong information. Camila and Lauren are ‘free’ from Simon, and I put that in quotes because one of the clauses that are in every Simmenthal Cow contract includes not being able to speak ill of him. I’m not kidding. This is a piece of an article from many years ago that is still on the internet today that talks about X Factor contracts: “The contract, which runs for 80 pages, also reportedly states that the rules are enforceable anywhere ‘in the world and solar system’ and that artists may not be critical of the company, ‘including its personnel and, in particular, Simon Cowell’. The contract makes clear no-one can speak badly of X Factor supremo Simon.”

Supremo… Supremo? Like what, the Supreme from American Horror Story (some fans of the series like me here)? Should I start calling him Cordelia? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I could never. I’m sorry Sarah (Paulson) for even giving it the slightest thought, love. I’m deeply ashamed. Sooo, like what? A supremo Super Saiyan (Dragon Ball)? If he clenches his hands into fists and screams, does his hair turn blonde? No, huh? So like what exactly? The supremo asshole? You know what? It doesn’t matter. He’s ridiculous enough per se.

Anyway. Camren are free I hope completely from Simon, but we don’t know yet if the contract ended along with Simon’s exit or if it’s still standing. We’ll see as soon as one of them releases a new song.

Please accept my sincere apologies, guys 🙏🏼 And thank you @emisonme for giving me a great news, albeit indirectly. You’re a real one 😊

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Aaand I’m done 🙈 I hope I was helpful in this case too. As usual, I’m always available for those who have questions, so feel free to ask 🙃 And as always, I thank Mari for giving me space in her blog and for making this exchange possible, and thanks to you Anons for your asks 🥰

Be kind, to others and to yourselves. Be a good example. Be patient. Be safe and take care of yourselves. Sending you virtual love and hugs 🤗🤗🤗 I love you, babies. Always with love, F ❤️

P.S. who wants to be my virtual Valentine? 🌹 🌹 🌹

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I have to say sorry to F again because this submission should be posted last night and I couldn’t. Thanks for the long ass post F.

Another advice, I closed the inbox for anons as you know and I will open it again in a few days when I don’t be too busy. Save your asks for F anyway, anons!

#submission #f anon #long ass post #valentine answers #sorry for the late post #anon #ask #f answers

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goofmemes · 4 years ago

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NSP’s “The Prophecy” Sentence Starters

Warning, some mildly N/W/F/W

Intro (The)

“Well met, young adventurer!”

“That day has finally arrived.”

“Because that’s what’s been foreseen by... THE PROPHECY!”

The Mystic Crystal

“Now gods and men and all between shall blow my necromancing schween!”

“Alas! For he was strong as fuck.”

“Search the forests, search the seas, search time and all realities.”

“Yes, my king/queen, it shall be done.”

“And that’s where our story begins.”

“Hey, ___, is that a mystic space portal behind you?”

“You've sailed across the sky and stars. The gods have brought you here unharmed.”

“My arms are broken, and I don't know why my chest is smoking.”

“I’m sure we’ll look back on this and laugh!”

“Ah, ___, do you think you could please warn me before you're about to light our righteous way?”

“Alright fine! Whatever man!”

“Then they ran straight away for they gave not a shit.”

“___, your heart is kind.”

“Stand back, ____, I'm going to hug them!”

“I probably should have brought some weapons.”

“I should have been in more pain than could ever be spoken...”

“Look, ___, the portal back home is opening!”

“Now fare thee well. It seems that our journey is at an end.”

It’s Bedtime

“Little child, close your eyes.”

“You’re like an angel in the moonlight.”

“It’s bedtime! Fucking bedtime!”

“Let my army of demons rock you to sleep!”

“I see you’re still awake for some reason. ...Was it the demons?”

“There's a boatload of pirates and they're fighting police.”

“Do you ever think about how ghosts can't be stopped by anything?”

“Would you like to see a slideshow about where meat comes from?”

“Apparently lots of venomous snakes can open doors! Who knew?”

“Check out my airhorn!” *HOOOOONK!*

“Here's one last bloodcurdling scream!”

The Wishing Bear

“I’m gonna ask for world peace. There’s so much pain and suffering on this earth...”

“OH NO! AAHH!!!”

“IT’S NOT THE WISHING BEAR!!!”

“CALL THE POLICE!! THE POLICE!!”

“Oh, real fucking nice, dude...”

I Don’t Know What We’re Talking About (And I Haven’t for Awhile)

“My heart was racing, and now we’re on our first date.”

“Now it's 10 o'clock and the meal is done, but the conversation's just begun.”

“You're fascinating, I feel blessed.”

“I don’t know what we’re talking about. And I haven’t for awhile.”

“I've been daydreaming about a pterodactyl named Lamar."

“I’m not absorbing anything.”

“Smile and nod.”

“Is it my turn to talk?”

“You’re looking at me -- Oh, God!”

“Focus... Focus....!”

“How many Draculas are hiding in this room?”

“I’d make an awesome cop if I could stop committing crime.”

“Anyway, why don't you and I go back to my place and, oh, I see you left at some point...”

Welcome to My Parents’ House

“I know what's on your mind.”

“The look in your eyes says 'take me tonight.’”

“Well I’ve got just the place.”

“Welcome to my parents' house!”

“You seem like a keeper.”

“I got my very own room and tons of free food.”

“Can you believe this shit is free?”

“S-sorry, sorry, every-everything's fine!”

“You need to go to bed.”

“Let's use our inside voices.”

“Sometimes ___ just hangs around to make sure I make good choices.”

“Get out of here, I said I'm on a date!”

“You always do this when I have company over!”

Wondering Tonight

“Sometimes I think of you and I.”

“No time will heal a wounded heart.”

“When I look up at the stars I wonder where you are.”

“I wonder who you’re slamming hard tonight.”

“Who is looking deeply in your eyes?”

“I sit here underneath the moon, wondering how our cherished memories were gone so soon.”

“...You were all I'll ever know of grace.”

“I'm missing you like crazy tonight.”

“I'm sitting here just thinking about why I'm alone without you next to me tonight.”

Ninja Brian’s Kids’ Album

“I kinda feel like I owe them one.”

“Everybody dies alone!”

“You know what-- I’m not doing this.”

The Decision Part 2: Ten Years Later

“Well we're still freaking awesome and we're back at your house!”

“We're all grown up and ready for romance.”

“Now maybe we can help you out, ‘cause ___ and I are still single somehow.”

“Now we're so fucking mature!”

“But before we begin, let me tell you where we've been.”

“We've had so many adventures.”

“I’ve had almost-sex with like a hundred girls!”

“There were Unicorn Wizards and samurai.”

“Wow... since we last saw each other, we've grown so much. As people, as ___... and also as people.”

Do Math With U

“Hello, my love. I've been away so long.”

“Let me pour you some champagne.”

“I wanna do math with you.”

“And our division's been too long.”

“Finally we’re here alone.”

“If our love was two trains traveling opposite directions at thirty miles an hour, baby, we'd still feel the same.”

“I guess it must be fate.”

“Now give my sweet ellipse a kiss.”

“Between me and you, we've got nothin' to prove.”

“Your curvature turns me on.”

“Calcul-me and calcul-you, girl, that makes calcul-us.”

“You know, they said it would never work between us. We're from completely different worlds.”

“Also. You fuck good.”

“I’ll love you till the end of pi.”

Thunder & Lightning

“But when I woke the next morning, I witnessed something odd.”

“I now had a new calling: I was destined to fight crime!”

“So I bought them a little unitard and found them a tiny cape.”

“I ran to the the city's toughest gang and screamed 'There's no escape!’"

“First you hear that rumble baby and then you see the flash!”

“Turns out being struck by lighting doesn't give you any powers.”

“They caved my head in with a pipe and beat me for several hours.”

“I looked up to the blackened sky and said an ancient prayer.”

“Lord, if you're there... Please infuse my nuts with the power of a thousand suns.”

“Holy shit, you’re real!?”

Outro (Prophecy)

“Congratulations, traveler!”

“Induct them into the league of champions with one, final, triumphant chord.”

#RP memes #sentence starters

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tellmewhatyouc · 5 years ago

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“What if I don’t see it?”

Fictober Prompt #12

Fandom: TWRP/NSP

Characters: Danny & Rhys (OC)

Words: 318

Rating: G

Warnings: None

A crew of two people wasn’t exactly the most functional, but they did what they could. Things probably would have been a lot easier if Danny had listened to Rhys and picked up a much smaller ship-- but they’d agreed to make a rule to stop arguing about that, so she wasn’t allowed to bring it up anymore.

Today’s fuckup involved a broken navigational system, and naturally, it was Rhys’s job to fix it. She was lying under the console as Danny stood close by, reading off the troubleshooting section of the ship’s manual. “It says there’s a green reset button,” he said, “Everything’s sorta going back to that. That’d probably be a good first step.”

Rhys looked around her for a moment before she asked, “What if I don’t see it?”

Danny frowned. “Are you sure you don’t? It comes up in, like, every section. It’s gotta be there somewhere.”

Rhys sighed. “Where’s the help section for ‘I’m the only mechanic here, and one of two people on a ship made for a crew of ten?’”

“Come on, Ro--”

“I know, I know,” she muttered. Right. Sore subject. “But I really don’t see anything. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: this ship is defective.”

Danny shushed her. “Don’t talk about her like that,” he said. “She has feelings.”

“She’s a ship,” Rhys said, but she couldn’t help a little laugh. “You can’t expect me to-- Oh!”

Danny jumped. “Oh?”

All the screens in front of him went black before they powered back on. “Found it!” Rhys said. She slid out from under the console, still lying on the ground, just looking up at him. “You know how you insisted on getting everything made custom, so they replaced a bunch of parts with blue stuff?”

Danny blinked. “Oh… yeah?”

“Apparently, that included the reset button.” She slid back underneath the console. “Go fix the manual.”

#fictober19 #old shit #prompt fills #oc: rhys roland #setting: brigade

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kieranmcli · 6 years ago

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Silicone casting for stop motion: obscure tips

Even with books and the internet I found it surprisingly tricky to find actual detailed information on casting silicone specifically for stop motion puppets. There’s a lot of word-of-mouth-only stuff and weird little issues to trip you up, and there’s plenty of useful tricks that I only stumbled on in obscure comments sections, vague offhand references or through what little experience I’ve gained.

Point is, here’s an incomplete list of some of the little things I found useful that never seem to be in one damn place. I’m still very much figuring this out myself, so if some of these are more obvious or strange than others don’t laugh too hard. Hopefully somebody’ll find them useful (taken with a hefty pinch of salt).

Even with soft, deadened silicone, the thinner it is the better, so every joint in the armature should be packed out fully with soft sponge-y upholstery foam beforehand

It’s better to take a big block of this foam, punch a hole in the middle and slide it over the joint like a sleeve - before attaching the other end if necessary - than to try gluing or sewing two halves back together

If you make a maquette around the final armature, which already has neatly-carved foam on it, trace around the thing on a piece of paper so you’ve got a reference for the shape and size it’s meant to be - when you sculpt NSP clay on top the foam will squish and it’ll be otherwise impossible to tell if you’re laying it on too thick or unfaithfully

When casting silicone around an armature covered in spongy foam, seal the foam first with a thin layer of silicone and allow it to cure outside the mould so the final ‘flood’ of rubber doesn’t just soak in and solidify the joint

Also do this to stop air bubbles getting trapped in the silicone and moving throughout the cast when you pour on it

If the brush you paint this on with is too stiff the silicone will get pressed into the sponge instead of sitting on top like a thin film. I usually spread it like butter using a flat tool eg. a lollipop stick

Put texture/hatching/lumps and holes on the armature’s solid bones to get as much mechanical grip with the silicone as possible, since it doesn’t properly stick to anything but itself

Joints work better with big, defined creases in them and very stiff hinges/wiring to counteract the silicone’s natural springiness

If mixing silicone in a plastic cup, make sure it’s not full of static electricity or everything you pour in it will fly around and stick halfway up the sides, which is all kinds of a pain in the arse

To get all the silicone casts tinted the exact same colour, tint an entire batch of Part A (ie. set all you're planning on using aside in a good sealed container, like a jam jar) with the pigment then use bits of that same batch for all casting and patching

If possible, brush on a thin backfill layer inside the mould before flooding or adding the armature, and allow to cure to a level of tackiness before mixing up and adding the rest of the silicone - this both prevents ugly air bubbles rising to the surface of the cast and stops the armature from poking through

Flip the mould over now and again while the backfill cures or it’ll all just pool at the bottom

If the backfill skin you’ve just done is too thick, or the silicone’s supposed to be very thin around the armature, start mixing up the flooding batch pretty much immediately after applying the backfill, so when you pour it it’s tacky enough that the armature can sink in a little to the outer skin if pressed by the mould halves

For god’s sake don’t forget the clamps

You’ll thank yourself later for winding the clamps to the right distance to fit around the mould before you’ve filled it and it’s slowly seeping out onto the tabletop

Coloured silicone can be backfilled into tiny spaces with a syringe for little details

You don’t technically need to put release agent - like Vaseline - in a plaster mould when casting silicone in it, but sometimes it makes life a little bit easier. And if you’re using a plaster mould, it’ll chip and break and crumble away details more quickly without it, so it’s worth using

No ordinary paint will stick properly to silicone (but if it’s a solid unmoving piece of the model and you’re both careful and lazy, you might get away with a couple of little details)

You can add minor shading and weathering with powders like chalk and charcoal if you need to

If adding this before the silicone’s been cast (the easiest way IMO) you can draw on the inside of the mould with, for example, a charcoal pencil, and it’ll be set in the surface of the cast afterwards

If adding it after the silicone’s done, you can apparently grind the chalk into powder, mixing colours to taste, then apply it to the silicone surface with a brush. Then you seal it in by airbrushing on a thin, clear solution of cheap silicone (eg. sealant) mixed with lighter fluid (I think). I have not tried this one.

I was suspicious, but it turns out filling both halves of a mould with silicone, adding the armature and then just sandwiching them together is a totally normal and legitimate way of casting that doesn’t somehow give you a ton of trapped air bubbles. Injection moulding seems much trickier, if cooler-looking

Exposed K&S tubes at the end of extremities are an extremely useful way to float an armature in the centre of a mould without it sinking into the silicone - if you don’t have any solid bits like that I hear pins can be used to support the armature, if you fill the holes afterwards

When repairing patchy bits of silicone by applying more to the surface of a piece, you can secure something a little rough (tissue, gauze, tape, etc.) on top while it’s curing so it ends up with a fine matte texture. Alternatively just sprinkle a healthy coating of cornflour or talc over the whole thing, then wash it off when it’s done (this is easier IMO and gives a smoother, clean finish). Left to its own devices outside a mould silicone always ends up with an ugly liquid gloss

When seaming, trim off as much as you can with small scissors then apply Vaseline to the cast before filing the seam lines away with an emery board or a dremel’s stone tool. The idea is that the Vaseline acts as a lubricant to stop the tools snagging on the silicone and tearing it up (I’ve heard lighter fluid works for this too, though I didn’t have much luck with it)

Alternatively you can cut a small trench into the seam area and patch it up with more silicone afterwards, which may be a little smoother. Personally I found this gave a nicer finish, but beware peeling patch edges.

If your silicone’s still tacky or jelly-ish after the recommended 45 minutes, don’t immediately panic.

If it’s still like that after another two hours, then yeah, sure, maybe it’s time to panic

A decent estimate of how much silicone you’ll need to fill a mould is to weigh the clay you stripped from the maquette, then add 15% or so for safety. Obviously this isn’t at all precise given clay and silicone have different densities, but I find it pretty useful

Make sure to write down how much silicone you’re going to need - the scales won’t tell you much Part A you put in after the cup’s got pigment and a lolly stick sitting in it too

A few grams will always stay in the cup no matter how hard you try to scrape it all out, so compensate

And for good measure here’s where I bought materials when I ordered them online (I’m based in Scotland btw):

Crystacal R plaster (more durable and detailed than normal stuff)

Mouldlife silicone pigments

Dragon Skin FX-Pro platinum silicone (1kg)

Also here’s some other useful links:

The How And Why Of Silicone (Part 1)

Misadventures in Mouldmaking

Making silicone puppet - Stopmotionanimation.com forum

Big questions regarding silicone - Stopmotionanimation.com forum

Casting the puppet body - Nathan Flynn’s blog

#grad film #modelmaking #silicone #casting #mad science models

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gokailyger84 · 6 years ago

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Could you write werewolf!brian and Arin interactions and how he sees Arin and Dan friendship? Please thx

Arin looked up, hearing his doorbell ring.

Putting down the book he was reading, he got up and walkedto the front foyer.

Opening the door, he smiled seeing Brian standing there,duffel bag hanging from his shoulder and looking uncomfortable.

“Hey Brian. Come on in.” Arin said, stepping aside andletting the older man through.

“…Hey, Arin.” Briangreeted, walking in.

Shifting his bag, Brian waited patiently for Arin to closethe door, absentmindedly noticing Mochi and Otto near the living room entrance,watching him with peaked interest.

After Arin closed and locked the door, Brian followed him upthe stairs to the guest room.

Turning on the light, Arin waved his hand, gesturing to theroom.

“You can leave your things in here. I have the blankets and pillows already inthe living room.”

Brian nodded, walking into the room and placing his bag ontothe bed. He then unzipped it and took out a blue blanket. One Arin couldn’t help but notice was one ofDan’s. He also took out some toiletries,an extra set of clothes and a couple of books. Digging in his pockets he pulled out his phone, keys and wallet andplaced them on the nightstand by the bed.

Grabbing the hem ofhis shirt, Brian moved to take it off but paused, turning to Arin.

“You know you don’t have to do this, Arin. No matter what Danny has told you. I don’t need to be watched.”

Arin leaned against the doorway, taking in Brian’s tenseposture and suspiciously blank expression.

Dan had warned him this may happen.

“It’s no problem at all, Brian. I’m happy to help you guys out. Besides, Suzy’sout of town and I could use some company.”

With a grunt, Brian pulled his shirt up and off, tossing itinto his bag.

“What I’m saying is, it’s not needed. I’ve taken care of myself for years withoutyours or Danny’s help. I think I canmanage a couple of nights on my own, while he’s out of town.”

Arin crossed his arms, watching as Brian started placing histhings neatly on the dresser and putting his clothes into the empty drawers.

“What about your separation anxiety? Is it really okay toleave you alone? Dan told me whathappened before.”

Brian stiffened at the words.

He had figured that Dan would tell Arin about that. The main reason for Brian needing someone tobe with and watch him during full moons. He was still replacing the destroyed clothes and furniture in his house.

“First of all, I don’t have separation anxiety. The Wolf does. And I have…coping routines for it in place.”

Arin raised an eyebrow at that. He already knew that Brian hated that he wasa werewolf. Not just because he was ascientist but also because of the perceived burden it placed on his and other’slives.

It was interesting to hear Brian talk about, essentially,another side of himself as if it were a separate entity.

Dan hadn’t been kidding when he told Arin pretty mucheverything he’d need to know to take care of Brian properly during histransformations.

“Coping routines that no longer work?” Arin asked.

Brian turned his back towards Arin and took off his jeans,leaving him in a pair of loose boxer briefs.

“I was unprepared back then. This time, I had more than enough forewarning to prepare for Danny’sabsence. But he went and involved youinstead.”

“Seems like an unnecessary risk to take. You don’t even know if what you have plannedwould even work. And I’m starting tothink that there’s more going on than just you not wanting to “bother” me.”

Brian pursed his lips, staring down at the floor.

He glance over at his phone, then looked back at Arin.

“I have about 30 minutes before the full moon comes up. I’m going to go ahead and change, so I’llkeep my normal height.”

Arin didn’t miss how Brian changed the subject. He knew from experience, getting Brian toopen up was like pulling teeth. He wasn’t the sharing type in regards to his feelings and emotions. Keeping it all locked away.

Dan had said that wouldn’t be the case when Brian changed. Arin was very interested to see how thatwould turn out.

“Why do you need your normal height?” Arin asked, watchingas Brian’s hands began to shift.

“The Wolf doesn’t know your house like mine and Danny’s. I don’t want him breaking anything. I’ll also be able to keep my mind and getyour cats used to this form before the Wolf takes over.”

Arin nodded, not bothering to dwellon Brian’s identity issues. Having seenBrian’s werewolf form before, at the office of all places, Arin knew it wasbig. Taller and larger than Arin’s own 6’2”broad frame.

Watching Brian’s body change andmorph, Arin couldn’t help but wince, hearing the bones snapping and realigning. It was pretty gruesome but took no longerthan around two minutes.

Brian stood before him, lookingpretty much like a large wolf, standing on its hind legs. Kind of a surreal sight to see.

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Arin turned another page of his book. He was sitting on the couch in the livingroom, leaning back and propped up on the arm with a pillow. Mochi was curled up,purring, on top of his thighs.

On the floor, lying on several blankets, including Dan’s,was Brian with Mimi pressed into his side. Otto was upstairs, not caring for the large wolf now in his home.

Arin had already fed Brian, cleaned up and gotten them bothand the cats settled in for the night.

It had been surprisingly uneventful when the full moonfinally rose. Brian hadn’t said muchmore after he’d first transformed. Onlytelling Arin that his wolf mind would take over once the moon was up. ButBrian had been rather docile, so far.

He’d only asked where Dan was once. Other than that, he was quiet and seemed totry and take up as little space as possible.

A complete opposite from what Dan had told him mayhappen. Arin had been expecting ahyper-active, unfiltered Brian running around his home but he was getting noneof that.

He figured it had more to do with Dan’s absence thananything else.

Dan had told him that Brian said, his “wolf side” hadimprinted on Dan and was very loyal and attached to him. Dan wasn’t sure if he completely believedthat. He had apparently learned a lotfrom Brian’s “wolf side” regarding how he truly felt towards Dan.

Arin wasn’t that surprised.

While Brian was very good at hiding his feelings, Arin hadseen the way Brian would look at him back when they first met. A certain gleam would enter his eyes, wheneverArin showed up for a skype call between him and Dan.

Arin wasn’t blind. Heknew that look and was sure he’d given it to some of Suzy’s male friendsbefore, back when they were still dating.

Looking down at Brian’s current form, Arin could understandwhy Brian tried to distance himself from the “wolf side”. It left him open and vulnerable. Words Briandidn’t like to be associated with.

It was no wonder he treated the situation as two differentbeings occupying the same body.

“Miss Danny.”

Arin barely suppressed a startled jump.

Brian hadn’t said a word for hours now. Just quietly watching tv.

Turning his head, Brian looked up at Arin. His bright blue eyes filled with sorrow. Arin could feel his chest clench just lookingat them.

“When back, Arin? Danny back soon?”

Arin placed his book down on the small table beside thecouch. Shifting, he sat up, causingMochi to move to the other end of the couch, having lost his human bed.

“He’ll be back in a couple of weeks, Brian. He went to see his family. You remember that, right?”

Brian nodded, pushing himself up into a sitting position, resultingin Mimi meowing loudly before joining her brother on the couch.

“Yes. Danny say. Many time. Reminder. But still miss.”

Arin offered him a smile.

“It’s okay to miss him, Brian. He’s your partner and best friend. I’m sure he misses you too.”

Brian huffed in acknowledgment, looking as if he wanted tosay more but decided against it.

It seemed even in this form he could hold back but usuallychose not to. Quite telling, actually.

“I sorry.” Brian saidinstead.

Arin’s brow furrowed in confusion. He hadn’t expected that.

“What are you sorry for?”

Brian looked away, staring at one of Suzy’s paintings hangingon the wall.

“Long ago. Not like,Arin. Threat. Take Danny.” He said.

Arin’s eyes widened in surprise. The admission was particularly blunt. Not surprising but blunt.

“You thought I would take Dan away from you?” Arin asked, hoping to get Brian to open up tohim for once.

Out of everyone in Arin’s close circle of friends, Brianremained a closed off mystery. Even Danhadn’t reached as far as he’d initially thought in their relationship.

“When in London. Listen to Danny. Feelbetter. Hear Arin too. Danny very happy. I gone. Hurt.”

Arin nodded as he listened to Brian’s brokenexplanation.

Brian and Dan had told him before on separate occasions,that they credited their success mainly to Arin. Dan’s exposure on Ga/me Grumps elevated notonly Dan’s popularity but also NSP’s presence.

Arin didn’t see it like that. Neverhad. He wasn’t thinking of the influencehis old and new fanbases would have on Dan and Brian or their band.

He had just wanted to help his friends.

“Danny better. Youhelp lots. I failed. Left Danny. Hurt. Arin better. I worse.” Brian continued, his ears droppinglow on his head. A small whining soundcoming from his throat.

Arin shook his head, sliding off the couch onto the pile ofblankets. He reached out a hand andgently ran it through Brian’s thick grayish fur.

“That’s not true, Brian.” He calmly said, trying to comfort his older friend.

Arin had no idea Brian ever felt like this. He really was a master of hiding his truefeelings. Arin may have picked up on hisattraction to Dan but not his guilt and remorse towards how their livesunfolded.

“Sure, I may have helped a bit to get you guys out there butIt was you and Dan that caught mine and Ross’ attention in the firstplace. That was all you guys. As for moving away. Brian, you had to support yourself and youhad worked so hard towards your goal. Itmay not have lined up with what Dan wanted but I’m positive he understood. Just like you didn’t want to get in the wayof his goals, he didn’t want to keep you from yours.”

Brian met Arin’s eyes.

“But got in way. Ifstayed maybe band better. Danny happy. Not hurt.”

Arin shook his head, amazed at how deep Brian’s guilt went.

“You went about it in a different way, Brian. Even though you were in London, you keptworking with Dan. Kept yourconnection. Yes, Dan was worried. Weboth know that. But he also admired yourcommitment. Working full time as aprofessor and still putting your all into making music and writing lyrics. Even though, Dan was expecting NSP to breakup, it never did. Because you never gaveup. You never let Dan go. And I know he loves and appreciates you so muchfor that.”

Brian’s ears began to rise. His tail wagging slightly.

“That truth?”

Arin smiled, wrapping his arm around Brian and pulling himclose when he didn’t move away.

“That is the absolute truth. Dan adores you, dude. He needsyou. I’m sure he’d say his life is muchbetter with you in it.”

Brian leaned forward, nuzzling into Arin’s chest.

“Good friend, Arin. For Danny. For me. I thank.”

Arin tightened his hold on Brian, pressing his face into hisfur.

“You’re welcome, Brian.”

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The following morning, Arin was up, moving about in thekitchen.

Standing in front of the stove, he flipped another pancakein the skillet.

He heard shuffling and a muffled yawn behind him.

“Morning, sleepyhead.” Arin said, looking up to see Brian still in his pajamas, scratching hishead, making his hair more of a mess than it was.

“It’s afternoon.” Hegrumbled, pulling out a chair and taking a seat at the table.

Arin smiled as he watched Brian bend down and pet Mimi. She had taken quite a liking to Brian’s presence.

“I tend to think that whenever you wake up is considered morning.” Arin said, slipping some pancakes onto aplate and placing it in front of Brian.

Brian nodded his thanks, grabbing the bottle of syrup.

“An illogical way to look at it but sure, whatever.” He mumbled, before beginning to eat.

Arin laughed as he poured two glasses of orange juice,giving one to Brian and taking a seat across from him with his own plate ofpancakes.

“Everything doesn’t have to be logical to make sense, Bri.” He said.

Brian rolled his eyes.

“Don’t I know it.” Hesaid in between bites.

The two continued eating in a comfortable silence.

A few moments passed, before Brian placed his fork down,having finished and glanced up at Arin.

“Hey, um about last night…” He began.

Arin shook his head, cutting him off.

“It’s okay, Brian. Don’t apologize for what you said. It’s not needed. We can keep lastnight just between us, if you want.”

Brian let out a small sigh, his head slightly lowering.

“Could you? I just…Imean the Wolf…it’s frustrating. Having my thoughts put out there, you know?”

Arin nodded in sympathy. Once more noticing how Brian blamed “the Wolf” and not acknowledging theproblem.

“I get it. I reallydo. I know you’re not as…emotional asthe rest of us. But I want you to knowsomething.”

Brian looked back up, meeting Arin’s eyes.

“You don’t have to just depend on Dan. I’m here too. Not just for the werewolf stuff. I mean anything. Like, if you everhave something you can’t talk to Dan about. My door’s always open. I’ll bethere for you. Whenever you need me.”

Brian stared at Arin, his eyes slightly hardening, before herelaxed, sighing once more.

“Thank you, Arin. Iappreciate the offer. I may take you upon it…one day.”

Arin’s smile widened, glad to finally make some headway withthe oldest Grump.

“It’s no problem, Brian. No problem at all.”

#asks #werewolf bri #my fics #my au

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mysticalreadingnerd · 7 years ago

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Let Me Warm Your Heart Part 8

Words: 1964

Summary: Some meetings are strange, they give you odd feelings of nostalgia and are tinged with dreams of a safe future. Can Credence truly start hoping again?

Warnings: mentions of abuse

Disclaimer: I ain’t earning a single dime from this nor do I own anything except my OCs. GIF credits to the owner/creator.

The snow drifted from the heavens in a lazy manner, settling into small piles on the ground and painting the pavement white. On their downward journey, a few of the flakes got caught on his eyelashes and Credence wondered if he looked like an idiot, standing in the cold with bare minimum protection against the December wind and a handful of sheaves nobody bothered looking at. Probably. A peal of laughter rang out in the silence and he raised his eyes to stare at an ongoing snowball fight across the street. The kids were slugging each other wherever they could aim at, slipping and sliding in their haste but still intent on waddling in their thick woollens, bright smiles alit on their rosy cheeks.

A frisson of jealousy coursed through Credence at all the could have been’s had he grown up with a normal childhood. The ringing laughter felt like a stab in his heart and the cold made the ache in his hands even more apparent. What was the point in mulling over things that would never change though? His eyes, which had been trained on the gamboling children until now, caught a glimpse of Y/H/C locks crossing the road and moving further away from where he stood. For a moment his breath hitched in his throat. Was it perhaps possible…? Following his gut, Credence rushed after the woman who so closely resembled Y/N. After so many sleepless nights spent dreading his nightmares, could fate finally be favouring him?

He nearly lost sight of her twice but his long strides and the fear of losing the woman he loved for a second time made him lurch forward and grab a hold of her sleeve. Tugging at it, he called out, “Y/N? Y/N!” She turned and his heart sank. He had mistaken someone with a similar hair colour and gait to be her. Was he getting so bad in his despair that he had started hallucinating? He was afraid he would soon go insane if this carried on. “I’m.. I’m sorry. I mistook you…for someone else…” he whispered an apology. The woman pulled her hand away, a look of disdain on her face and left while muttering about weirdos filling the streets.

He stood stock still in the bustling street, the groans and curses of passerbys for blocking the road not falling on his ears. Credence wondered how long it would be before he went raving mad because Y/N was no longer in his life. The nightmares of the past week, which had been so vivid they almost seemed like ominous foretellings of the future, came rushing to his mind again. Had something really happened to her, something that kept her away from him for so long? Something life threatening? These thoughts coupled with the frustrations of the past few weeks brought him so close to tears that anyone who bothered to spare him a glance would wonder if something were wrong.

Someone bumped into him, pulling him out of his depressing thoughts. “Sorry, I didn’t see… Oh Credence!” the glazed look from his eyes cleared on hearing his name and for the first time he seemed to notice his surroundings. The Japanese grandma had somehow materialized in front of him. In a daze he heard her explain about being out on errands and how she had accidentally bumped into him. “But enough about me, what are you doing here?” He stared at her, not comprehending how to respond. He was standing in the middle of the road dumbstruck because he followed a mirage? Because he was a lovestruck idiot who couldn’t distinguish between reality and wishful thinking? He didn’t know anything at this point. Saving him the efforts, the woman glanced at his hands clutching the NSPS pamphlets. “Ah that explains it.” She pointed at them in understanding, a smile gracing her wizened features. “But dear boy, you really should put on some gloves. It’s deathly cold these days.” With these words she took his hands in her’s and immediately frowned when he shrank away from the touch, hissing at the friction caused by her mittens against his lacerated fingers.

The damage was done. She took in the state of his hands and looked up at him, the frown deepening. He saw the thoughts whirl behind her eyes and the questions arising on the tip of her tongue. He shook his head when she asked what had happened, unable to admit the horrors he faced on a daily basis. “Did someone hurt you, Credence?” His eyes widened at the question and realization dawned upon her when he hesitated to reply. “It’s okay. You don’t have to say it, I understand.” She gave him a sympathetic nod, the frown never leaving her face.

Gently, she told him to follow her and took him into a secluded alleyway, away from prying eyes. Turning to look at him with a tender look she motioned for his hands, “May I?” He hesitated for a moment before nodding and setting the pamphlets aside, placed his hands in her’s. She waved her palm over his wounded fingers and the pain, along with the lacerations disappeared. He stared unblinkingly at the seeming miracle happening before him, a thousand thoughts flashing across his mind. Was what he had seen just now really happening? Or was he still following a hallucination resulting from his recent dream? “Are you a…witch?” He spoke in a whisper, awed by the spectacle before him.

The woman smiled, “There are things that not everyone is aware of and names which can be too dangerous to invoke”, she gave a furtive glance to their surroundings, “So let’s keep it that way, shall we?” There was a twinkle in her eye as she said it and Credence nodded in response. “Although, we could try something…” she waved both hands in a sweeping motion around them and the air rippled for a moment before settling to its previous state. “What…?” A shiver of fear swept him and he wondered what he had gotten himself in. It was an instinctive reaction, something on a primal level that had come so abruptly that he was left breathless. But the serene expression on the old woman’s face helped ease a bit of his anxiety and the fear dissipated just as suddenly as it had come.

“In these times, it’s necessary to cast some… precautions. So that unwanted eyes don’t see something that is for the privileged few.” Her eyes glinted with those words and Credence couldn’t help but feel wonder at being addressed as such. “You must be cold in those tattered clothes”, she said, picking up on the original conversation and snapped her fingers. A tiny blue flame erupted from them and he stumbled back in surprise. “Don’t be afraid, magic is not something to be fearful of. Here, it’s warm enough to hold but not so much that it will burn.” Sure enough, when he hesitantly approached the now merrily burning ball of light, heat radiated from it. The woman handed it to him and Credence couldn’t help the awe that washed over him as he felt the pulsing blue flame spread it’s magic through his veins. A warmth bloomed in his fingers and traced it’s way up his arm, almost tickling as it touched him. “And it changes form as desired…” the flame transformed in his hand and a dragon comprised entirely of blue flames flew across his palm, circling his head once before nustling his cheek and dissipating into thin air.

“That’s just a tiny glimpse of its true scope and believe me Credence, I think you have the ability to harness it too.” Before he could deny anything, she continued, “There are people out there who will be more than willing to help you with your… situation” she spared a glance at his fingers and looked back up at him quickly, “And your sisters will not face any harm in the aftermath, I assure you. We will be willing to go to that extra mile, after all, you are one of us.” Credence looked in awe at the elderly woman, brushing his cheek with stunned fingers. The spectacle that he had just witnessed was otherworldly and so were the words she had whispered in a low whisper, as if sharing a centuries old secret. Magic was so ethereal and fascinating and everything beyond what he could ever even dream of. And he had just been told that he could become a part of this world! The possibilities of the grandma’s words were dizzying him with their magnanimity.

“Just think about. If you give me the word I’ll speak with some higher ups…” “Yes!” The word tumbled out of his lips before he could stop himself and his readiness earned a Cheshire grin from the grandma. “Wonderful! I’ll get in touch…” but the thoughts that had been plaguing his mind made their way out. “Will you really be able to protect my sisters if I’m no longer there?” “Credence, you don’t have to worry about them. Are they subjected to the same conditions that you are?” Her sharp gaze turned to his hands and he tucked them under his jacket to avoid the gaze. He shook his head, “None of the kids are hurt. It’s only me…when I’m out of line…” Her gaze turned steely. “Kids? There are more?” “Yes, Ma feeds many children under the Church. In return they just have to hand out some of the flyers like me.” He shrugged. “Okay, I’ll see what I can do. You just have to trust me, yes child?” He nodded in response. Another thought crossed his mind and he opened his mouth to ask the question that trembled on his tongue, unsure whether it would be appropriate or not.

“You can say anything you want dear, I won’t harm you”, the elderly woman had noticed his hesitation. “Do you know someone by the name Y/N L/N?” An inscrutable expression crossed the woman’s face and she asked him, almost as if she were operating on a different plane altogether. “Why do you ask?” “I don’t know… I just… wondered whether you knew someone like that…” The woman shook her head and quickly dismissed the topic, asking him if he needed to go home soon. Credence got the feeling that he had been subtly lied to, for what purposes he didn’t know. Or at the very least there was more to it that a mere wordless denial. Either way, this woman knew Y/N, that much he was sure of.

He bid adieu to the grandma once he had taken ahold of half the flyers (she had insisted on taking the others to ‘distribute them among her friends’) and with promises to meet him at the end of the week at the same place. When he turned to look back at her, she had long disappeared into the crowd; as if walking on two alternate planes, here one moment, gone the next. He touched his cheek once again, the ghost of the warm dragon’s breath still lingering on it. He remembered the vivid dream that had him bawling his eyes out just a few days prior and wondered for the umpteenth time whether the old woman was someone Y/N sent because she couldn’t meet him herself. Perhaps, she was helping him from the shadows because it had become too dangerous for them to interact in person. He hoped that were true. Because if that wasn’t the case and something unimaginable had happened, he wouldn’t be able to live with himself even if he found the freedom he was being graciously offered. For no taste of tantalizing joy could be truly appreciated without Y/N by his side, that much Credence was sure of.

A/N: Aye I’m alive and well. Also this has been written. Unedited and shitty imo. A thousand apologies (read that in Ranjeet’s voice) for those who asked whether I had plans to continue this or not. I fully intend to finish what I started. Feedback would save my life and help me attain nirvana. Reblogging ALWAYS helps. Excuse any typos and let me know if you want to be added to the tag list. Some of you couldn’t be tagged, please tweak your settings

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~mystical reading nerd

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mega-aggron · 6 years ago

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ask meme 1-140

i almost forgot to throw this under a read more oops

3 Fearsinsignificance, being a burden, violence

3 things I lovepokemon, friends, nice shades of blue

2 turns ongood hugger, beard

2 turns offsmoking/drugs, aggression

My best frienddon’t really have One but the ol grunge contrast boys and the dcc + jared and me squad are all v important to me

Sexual orientationjust like… so fucking gay dude

How tall am I6′3″ / 190cm

What do I miss right nowa lot of my friends have moved out for the summer

Favourite colorturquoise / teal

Do I have a crushnot like… super consciously……. but i think i’m still working through some subconscious stuff……………..

Favourite placetough one. idk i’m good pretty much anywhere my friends are. if food’s there it’s also a plus

What am I listening to right nowmake it happen - john splithoff

Shoe sizesame as the number of this question

Eye colorblue

Hair colorbrownish blond naturally, front top is currently a faded green / bleach blond (i need to redye…. i’m not too huge a fan of the bleach blond look but others seem to like it on me)

Meaning behind my URLbig ol’ pokeboy

Favourite songall time is a tough one, my usual answer is bandages by hey rosetta! but i’m also super partial to lorde’s hard feelings / loveless and paramore’s last hope among others

Favourite bandtop 3: paramore, chvrches, hey rosetta!

How I feel right nowkinda wistful. just got back from 16 days of travel with some of my closest friends and it’s been a noticeable change in tone coming back to this coast and reacclimating to not being surrounded by friends for literally every waking moment.

Someone I lovemy mom? is that a cop out answer

My current relationship statussingle as ever

My relationship with my parentsmom and stepdad a+, dad irrelevant

Favourite seasoni usually answer summer bc it has my birthday and i was always off of school but i think i have a new fondness for spring

Tattoos and piercing i havenone

Tattoos and piercing i wantnot sure yet. probably no piercings but maybe some song lyric or video game related tattoos

The reasons I joined Tumblra friend was like “you seem like a tumblr person” so i got one but then i asked to follow her and she said she actually didn’t have one so i got stuck in this eternal sinkhole

Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?i did like once when i was talking to a guy from tinder like a year and a half ago but then he ghosted me lmao

Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?it’s my sibling so like yes in a “love you, take care” goodbye way but not in the manner this question was supposed to be answered

How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?if i’m showering like 45 minutes, otherwise as little as 10

Have you shaved your legs in the past three days?nope

Where am I right now?back in my apartment after two weeks on the west coast and two days at my parents’ home

Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?reasonable i guess? gotta protect those ears man, hearing loss is no joke

Do I live with my Mom and Dad?nope. haven’t since summer before junior year

Am I excited for anything?just visited a whole bunch of apartments today and i filled out an intent to lease form for one of them so that’s exciting

Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?idk? at some points in my life i have but at this point i don’t really tell everything everything to like… anyone lol

How often do I wear a fake smile?[paramore’s fake happy playing in the distance]

If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?sara bareilles? the mcelboys? idk

What do I think about most?usually i don’t have one specific thing i think about a lot. as of late one of them has been….. trying to sort through some Gay Emotions re: stopping myself from falling for a straight friend again and trying to break that cycle and i think i’ve finally done it [lmao expect a /tagged/personal post sometime soon]

Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?depends. i get that Sweet Validation from being in front of it but i also really value behind the scenes work

What was the last lie I told?i couldn’t tell ya. haven’t had to tell one recently

Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?if it’s with friends i’m fine with either? theres always something nice about seeing someone’s face but it’s not necessarily an all-the-time thing

Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?ghosts: not reallyaliens: hell yeah

Do I believe in magic?in a young girl’s heart?(nah but showmanship is a hell of a skill)

Do I believe in luck?nah

What’s the weather like right now?it’s dark and i’m not opening my windowit’ll probably be 94 degrees by the time i post this after i sleep and wake up to finish more questions

What was the last book I’ve read?my brother’s husband by gengoroh tagame! just some good gay content that i found in portland at a giant bookstore that i recognized from tumblr. can’t wait for volume 2 to come out in september

Do I have any nicknames?friends sometimes call me 7, and i get called steve occasionally and really dislike it

Do I spend money or save it?mostly save. though i kinda splurged on this travel trip because it’s the last time i’m gonna be able to do something like this for quite a while.

Can I touch my nose with a tounge?no i’m apparently medically tongue tied so i can’t stick my tongue out that far

Favourite animal?i really like sea otters! also elephants and chinchillas and dogs

What was I doing last night at 12 AM?being jet lagged

What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?nsp’s cover of everybody wants to rule the world

What is my favorite word?idk i have a list of cool sounding words on my phonedynamo is the first one on that list so i’ll roll with that

My top 5 blogs on tumblrah

If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?just fuckin.... have empathy once in a while

Do I have any relatives in jail?i don’t think so? i think my dad might’ve been in/out of jail at some point bc he never pays child support but i haven’t talked to him in years so idk

What is my current desktop picture?(attached at the bottom of this post)

Had sex?no

Bought condoms?no they just gave them out for free at college and then i don’t have a use for them

Gotten pregnant?that seems.... difficult

Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?not that i can recall

Had job?yeah, a few over my college years and now a more permanent one coming up

Smoked weed?no and i don’t plan on it

Smoked cigarettes?no and i don’t plan on it

Drank alcohol?yep

Am I a vegetarian/vegan?nope

Been overweight?uh i was a super “chunky” baby as i am often told

Been underweight?i think i’ve teetered on that line a few times esp. as i was hitting growth spurts but i’m past that now

Gotten my heart broken?yeah quite a few timesnot in like the “relationship that went south” way but just falling for straight guys over and over and the inevitability of what that comes with

Been to prom?yeah it was fun

Been in airplane?tons. i’ve been on 5 in the past 2 weeks

Learned another language?i learned a fair bit of chinese in middle/high school. still retain more of it than i expected to. tried learning korean on duolingo for a bit but i don’t think that course is quite there yet on the platform

Wore make up?not that i recall? unless like facepaint counts

Dyed my hair?plenty! probably gonna do it again soon

Had a surgery?i had my wisdom teeth taken out, i think that’s about it

Met someone famous?winston and i met mat kearney before a concert in march so that was cool

Stalked someone on a social network?it’s easier than you’d think

Been fishing?yes but not in the past like 10 years

Been rejected by a crush?every time babey

What do I want for birthday?UHHHHHHHH wowzers idk. new apartment furnishings maybe?

Do I like my handwriting?it’s ok! not my fave i’ve seen but still good

Where do I want to live when older?dunno yet! probably a big city of some sort but likely not nyc or la

Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?not in recent memory anyway.

What I’m really bad atwidowmaker

What my greatest achievments arewinning hackmit probably? also i graduated so that’s fun

The meanest thing somebody has ever said to menot today, satan

What I’d do if I won in a lotteryinvest, donate, splurge

What do I like about myselfi like to think that i’m friendly? and pretty good at avoiding conflict

My closest Tumblr friendgrunge contrast bois

Any question you’d like??

Are you outgoing or shy?shy for the most part around people i don’t know. occasional bursts of outgoing if i need to meet people but that’s few and far between

What kind of people are you attracted to?people who make me laugh and look like they give good hugs. bonus for beards and being bigger than me.

Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?probs not but who knows! i’m open to the possibility but not exactly looking right now so odds are low i guess

Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?depends on who with? but also i just like... can’t contribute much beyond theorycrafting lmao

Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?noa and i had a p deep talk driving from mt. hood to multnomah falls

What does the most recent text that you sent say?“uh slateport city”

What are your 5 favorite songs right now?as of late i’ve listened to a lot of sophie by the altogether, somebody else by the 1975, 200% by akdong musician, happy pills by norah jones, and swag午覺 by outlander

Do you like it when people play with your hair?i guess i don’t really mind it? but it’s not something i think about often

Do you think there is life on other planets?hopefully!! i just think that’s a super cool concept and the statistical likeliness of it is so high

Do you like bubble baths?have not had one in like 13 years but i imagine they’d still be just as nice

Do you like your neighbors?yeah they’re like my best friends

Where would you like to travel?japan (likely tokyo) and dubai (once they make being gay not prison-worthy and uhhhhh stop exploiting basically slave labor thanks)

Favorite part of your daily routine?i like just aimlessly browsing the web and pursuing what interests me

What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?my frame i guess. i just don’t like being so thin but thems the bones i’ve got

What do you do when you wake up?wait until the last possible second before getting out of bed and dressed

Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?idk??? i think i’m fine rn but i guess i wouldn’t mind a bit darker or like... at least the ability to tan instead of burn lmao

Do you ever want to get married?i think so!

If your hair long enough for a pony tail?some parts of it are surprisingly long but since my sides/back are short it’s not conducive to a ponytail. not that i’d really want that anyway

Would you rather live without TV or music?tv easily

Have you ever liked someone and never told them?it’s usually like... fall for someone who’s straight or otherwise unavailable, try to avoid feeling that way, fail, watch as feelings gradually become so overwhelming i get anxiety, tell said person, get rejectedexcept replace usually with alwaysso yeah i typically end up telling people i like them but it’s usually prefaced with “i know you can’t do anything about this but” and then ensuring we can still “just be friends”the cycle sucks but i figure it’s better to let someone know why i’ve been acting weird instead of just having them think i’m strange

What are your favorite stores to shop in?uniqlo for fashion, target for feeling a strange sense of comfort

Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?i want to say yes but i also know i have very limited patience for people who show no remorse or do something extremely heinous

Do you smile at strangers?sometimes i do a small grin just so i don’t look like i’m glaring (thanks resting bitch face)

Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?i don’t think so???

Ever wished you were someone else?transiently i guess?

Favourite makeup brand?don’t use it

Last thing you ate?cheeky nando’s with the fam for dinner last night

Ever won a competition? For what?i won hackmit with a few friends for doing a cool coding thing! and a battle of the bands with the hip hop orchestra to open for lil dicky and t-pain. also i won a beauty pageant freshman year lmao

Ever been in love? i don’t think so. my usual interpretation of this is “reciprocated and romantic” which hasn’t happened yet

Facebook or Twitter?fb for messenger, twitter for content at this point

Twitter or Tumblr?tumblr i think, i just know the ins and outs here better than most other platforms

Are you watching tv right now?nope

What colour are your towels?gray or teal

Favourite ice cream flavour?vanilla is a good ol’ reliable. also a fan of moose tracks, cookie dough, mint chocolate chip, watermelon... the list is endless

First person you talked to today?line

Last person you talked to today?line (it’s like the only text i’ve sent since i woke up two hours ago)

Name a person you hate?tr*mp

Name a person you love?deja vu?

Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?see 127

Do you tan a lot?NO I BURN

Have any pets?parents have a dog named zoe and i love her. i don’t own any myself

Do you type fast?i can? but i’m often laying on my side only using one hand to type so oops

Do you regret anything from your past?i dunno... a lot of the mistakes i’ve made help me get here today. so i’m not too worried.

Ever broken someone’s heart?not that i’m aware of. i’ve rejected a couple people before but that’s about it

Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?yes.

Is cheating ever okay?no. though i used to think it was like 8000% unforgiveable like you cheat once, i cut you out of my life, but i saw an interesting video exploring why people cheat and possible ways to fix a relationship after an affair which helped change my thinking. it’s still a WILDLY super shitty thing to do and i would never, but it’s not a final nail in the coffin to me any more. but still an EXTREMELY quick way to shatter trust

Do you believe in true love?not like a fairy tale, but i do believe that you can reach a point of pure trust and love and support with a partner

What your zodiac sign?leo

Do you believe in ghosts?deja vu pt. two electric boogalooi don’t think so

Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?“Dad! Dad, are you listening?!”(followed by “They put tempura in sushi in Canada!”) from my brother’s husbandand here’s the image of my desktop bg, sorry for the black borders idk what’s up with that

#caqtuscomics #ty for indulging me winston #ask bobzco #about me

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doc-boredom · 7 years ago

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sorry im kinda new to your blog and i dont really understand this drama or whatever with the people that keep sending you asks? are people mad at you for writing rpf or the shipping or something? i have no context for whats going on

Oh hello friend let me tell you

THE DRAMA

There’ll be a tl;dr at the bottom but i really wanna tell this story cos it’s so funny to me

also read more because it gets LONG

So once upon a time Natalie got into a group called TWRP. Amazing wonderful LOVELY group of aliens (aliens and robot, technically? lore is silly fun and also part of this story so get ready to return to this) from the future of the 1980s -glorious chorus of heavenly angels in the distance-

at the same time! natalie was also drafting up the VERY beginnings of her space pirate epic SWIFT LIKE MERCURY, the idea was this: Julian a space pirate, ding dong the reluctant alien space prince, but who would be in julian’s crew!? lots of suggestions were thrown around in YE OLDE DINGDULIAN CHAT back in august and none of them worked. maybe this wouldn’t be a fic, maybe it was all for naught.

and then the sexy sexy cone man hip thrusted his way into her life.

that IS to say I fell in love with TWRP at the NSP show i went to with my best friend. i didn’t know WHOMST the fuck they were so seeing them come out in stage in full costume HIGH OFF MY ASS was probably one of the most memorable things in my life. We drove back to the hotel, DD and Julian were streaming katamari, I bought tickets for ANOTHER TWRP show in my hometown that were twelve dollars and then I found

THE WIKI

COMMANDER MEOUCH SOMETHING SOMETHING SPACE PIRATE

I was flabbergasted. NOT ONLY was there lore for this amazing band BUT here was the answer staring me right in the face. JULIAN WAS A FURRY, HIM HAVING A LION MAN AS HIS SECOND IN COMMAND WOULD BE PERFECT. i quickly told the chat (to which they all went ??? and didn’t quite take to it at the time) and then promptly CRASHED until the following morning.

so! i woke up, our CO adventure continued (we saw IT) and I started to discuss some plot ideas with the chat. At the same time I started to actually glance at the tumblr fandom. Oh wow! Everyone HAD THEIR OWN IDEAS! It was open to explore! How fun! They created face canons and personalities and stories for the boys and I’d be damned if my crazy plot making ass (who years before had looked at supernatural and said “crowley become the first cross road demon by making a deal with judas which killed judas and brought jesus back to life, thus creating the resurrection story” and was going to write a whole past lives destiel fic spanning back to ADAM AND EVE) wouldn’t take that and run. I made the post. TWRP IS GONNA BE IN MY OP FIC!!! I was so excited to start this, to make something amazing.

“dont put twrp in your OP fic”

I looked at the ask in COMPLETE confusion. wait! they didn’t even know HOW I was going to put them in! they could literally just be playing music in a scene! my petty scorpio ass felt a rage of which i had not felt in months. “fuck you.” it said. “NOW I HAVETO WRITE THE FIC YOU BITCH.”

(spite was one of the biggest driving forces in creating SLM and to me that’s why i think you see the story and the voice of it change over time because it became a thing of love but thaT’S NOT THE POINT)

so here i am having a grand ol’ time and im coming up with my boys and im like YEAH HELL YEAH and all my dingdulian friends are like oh hey i actually LIKE TWRP? and i got a PM from someone who will remain anonymous but who is a close friend of mine now

“hey, loving all the new stuff you’re bringing to the fandom!” they started. there was a bit more conversation and then IT happened.

“Just be careful about shipping.”

I looked at the message and another quickly followed. “nsfw gets weird too”

my scorpio ass, also fueled by love of all things sexual and romantic, looked at this with a growing sense of dread. I HAD ACTUALLY BEEN SETTING UP A SMALL SUNG AND MEOUCH SHIP. WELL SHIT! THAT HAD TO GO APPARENTLY?! I told my friends and we all rolled our eyes but we ACCEPTED IT. That’s what it was apparently.

Until I thought about Havve fucking Ding Dong with his robot dick while Sung held him in place and played up to DD’s praise kink

“oh no.” i said softly because that one fucking day dream planted the seed of needing to do something. sung would be so loving and so wonderful and who was i to let that just slip through my fingers! so i just approached cremedoodle (creator of WW, RR, and FF) and went “haha uh, what about ww chris and sung for a threesome in the fic crazy right”

and it wasn’t THAT crazy

especially when it became just WW and Sung

and god damn it were they in LOVE

“we can’t do this.” i said after a few hours of us coming up with all this ROMANTIC shit and some sexy shit too let’s be honest, it’s me after all. “oh god we’re doing this, aren’t we?”

so we decided to do it. fuck it. all caution thrown to the wind. the moment sung and ww “met” over the vid feed in chapter 6 i got a feeling of intense dread in my stomach. i couldn’t believe it, i was really doing this, they were really going to be in LOVE oh my GOD.

no comments.

oh.

beach bonfire chapter where julian and dd point out how fucked sung was since he was obviously into ww

no comments.

CHAPTER WHERE THEY WERE DRUNK AND MAKING OUT.

NO COMMENTS.

In that moment i realized something very sad but also very liberating.

the twrp fans that were all fucking awful weren’t reading my fic.

i wanted them to read it. i had put time into it. i wanted them to see my budding lore and like it, but at the same time the OP fandom was taking to it so well and enjoying TWRP so i said fuck it, ill take it.

We started to talk about Ring Rang and Phobos, sarah and I started talking about Meouch and Liara. it was going to be good, it was going to be fun.

and then i fucked up

that’s right

i came home from a crazy trip in MN and I was in a shit mood and I accidentally published Sung/WW fluff drabbles in the tag

I got fucking ripped a new one. i was a piece of shit for even ever thinking that was okay. “YOU’RE BEING DISRESPECTFUL! THEY’RE REAL PEOPLE! DON’T DO T HIS!”

yeah you read that right.

TWRP fanDUMB thinks that my adorable sweet Lepid Phobos, with his big eyes and his missing wings and his penchant for romance novels, my hyperactive sung with his star singing and his empathatic core WERE THE SAME GUYS ON STAGE.

This is literally what all of this drama is about.

It was in that terrible slew of fucking stupidity that I realized I didn’t care. It was TOO late at that point. They should have seen it sooner. They should have gotten me sooner. I had somehow slipped under the radar and I had beat them, in a strange sense, because not only did I care

i was going to keep doing it.

FAST FORWARD TO THIS YEAR (i know, this story is still going) i make a nsfw, i start posting my sung/ww extra chapters there because im too much of a pussy to put them in the fic still. my friend gets me to write a meouch/dd/julian fic. im just about to post a havve/sung thing when IT happens.

The fake screenshot.

a blog that posted jUST this and a post about the device (an album by the band) put this out into the open and deleted IMMEDIATELY afterwards. the fandom went into shitstorm mode. i cried on and off the whole day because i was being harrassed by anons and my friends were too.

but the more i looked at it

the more i started to REALLY understand how it was fake.

not only does it not have the usual bubble to the right (it should show that twrp has seen the most recent message even if it’s their own) it doesn’t touch on the fact that the OP said something about lore? even to say “hey, lore’s cool! that’s not the problem” would make more sense

also

they never responded to any of my friends

sure they read it, but following a slew of desperate users trying to get answers they never made an official statement so my gay ass pulled out the wine and said YOU’RE GOING TO MOPE AND THEN YOU’RE GOING TO KEEP DOING YOU.

So we’re here now, with the fact that I know things about the band irl and the fact that I have shipping and people are pissed and I really don’t care. the info i know about the band i keep safe and SIMPLY SAYING A GENERIC WHITE DUDE NAME IS NOT REASON TO START A WITCH HUNT (not going to elaborate on this, this is only posted for the sake of anyone who is on the hate train who may be reading this) this is where fiction does not equal reality. i dont look at havve and go AH YES THERE IS MURDER MAN, IF HE IS NOT MURDER MAN WHEN THEY GET OFF STAGE ILL BE UPSET because thats STUPID? Like literally the IRL band members created personas and lore that they then gave to the fans to expand upon and also sorry guys,,,, it’s the internet,, in the words of DD “it’s weird” but you can’t ask people to stop. it won’t stop. that’ll just fuel the fire

so yes, i like twrp shipping and i like shippng with my ocs and i like writing about how sometimes when you touch sung’s core it turns him on and about how meouch has a knot because im a fucking awful skanko but at least im having fun lmfao

TL;DR

shipping is apparently illegal and so is nsfw in the twrp fandom and i do both unapologetically and i hope i inspire other people to start doing it more often.

the twrp fandom is not like this anywhere else btw. this is just tumblr being tumblr, as usual. you’re not going to get brownie points because you didn’t let me write sung fucking his hot gf you absolute dumb dumbs, you’re not going to get anything from it except for an inflated ego which you’ll lord over everyone, so do me the favor of expiring in a trench and let the fandom do what it’s supposed to do

HAVE FUN!

#Anonymous #drama town usa #oh boy this was FUN to write

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will-squill-blog · 7 years ago

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11 Questions

hey y’all!! so i was tagged in this thing by @libtertysir (thank you for tagging me!! i’m sorry i took so long to get to this) and i’ve never done one of these before, so i really hope i did it right!! i tried to not make myself overthink the answers but there were a couple times when i did, so sorry about that,, anyways I’m gonna put my answers and all of that shit under the cut BUT the people I’m tagging in this next are: @georgiapeaches-n-cream, @linquenelsprite, @eldritch-queen, @theradicalace, @afantasticmess, @alexfuckingdies, @introverts-unite, @fowl-play-blue-jay y’all don’t have to feel obligated to do this if you’d rather not, but yeah!! if you are, you should at least read the bottom of the posts bc the questions for y’all to answer are down there,, anyways-

What is your earliest memory of school?

Before elementary school, I went to this school/daycare place called “the young school”. I have multiple specific memories from there, (including being taught how to yo-yo and not at ALL figuring it out, getting very concerned over the words to “ring around the rosie”, and not at all understanding the point of nap-time) but the very earliest is from the first day there, when I realized I had to be separated from my brother and was absolutely terrified.

What is your favorite candy bar, and describe everything good about it!

Kit Kats! It’s probably a pretty typical answer, but it’s always the first one that comes to mind. I love that they break into two, and they’re so crunchy! My favorite part has to be the flavors, though. We have this asian market a little while away from my house that sells a bunch of flavor variations, and they’re so good! Most places just have chocolate and vanilla (which is seasonal), but this place has cookies and cream, matcha green tea, strawberry, peach, mango, and some others! I’ve seen pictures online of the amount of flavors they offer in Japan, and they look so good!! My only problems with them are that I can’t try all the flavors ‘cause they aren’t here, and, of course, that they have milk (I’m lactose intolerant).

What 3 songs would you use to introduce someone to your favorite band?

I don’t really think I have a favorite band? I usually don’t, I just listen to whatever music I’m feeling at that point. Although if I did have to pick a favorite right now, it’d be NSP, and the songs I pick would vary GREATLY depending on the person. However, I actually was going to introduce them to someone I know, and was going with “take on me”, “peppermint creams”, and “6969”!

What was one weird thing you did with your friends in high school that you’re not afraid to admit?

I’m gonna be real, y’all, I’m still in high school! I don’t think I’ve done anything weird enough yet that it would fit here, so I guess I can’t answer this one.

What musical instrument do you hate hearing the most, and why?

This might be very obscure, but a “crank-style ratchet”? We were doing an activity in music class and someone chose that for their instrument and let me tell you, this thing sounds HORRIBLE. I couldn’t think of an actual instrument, it’s more of a noisemaker, so I’m sorry if my answer technically doesn’t count!

If you could, what personality trait of yours would you give to everyone else in the world?

I’m pretty sure “acceptance” is a personality trait, so it’d be that one. Just so people can be less bigoted, you know?

If you could learn any skill, what would it be, why, and how would you use that skill to make at least 5 friends?

Assuming we mean skills that are physically possible, I’d want to learn art. Not regular art, I mean that next level shit. I’d want to learn how to flawlessly make art using any medium in any art style and it would always look exactly how I wanted. Every time I make any type of art- drawing, painting, sculptures, ANYTHING- it’s never quite right. I would love to be able to always make it look exactly how I wanted. I’d make friends by then being the best fucking artist to exist ever. Just make art of anything and everything, give art to people I meet, make friends.

Bees?

Honestly, I love bees but whenever I’m near them, I’m absolutely terrified of them. Fuck yeah, though, bees.

What is your favorite thing about your face? (Positive Answers Only, y’all are beautiful people)

My eyes! How they look, I mean- I have absolutely horrid vision, but that is a long and complex story for another time. Here’s a fun fact: they’re so bad I had to write this post in another software before copy-pasting it here since this format has so many words so close together that I can’t read this. I’m trying to make the format a bit easier by adding more spaces, but still. My eyes suck.

Do you have any ghost stories?

The one I remember the best is the time when I was younger that I was convinced there was a ghost since I kept hearing scratching noises on the walls and I was upstairs. There were also some strange whistling noises, but that was just the wind. Apparently the scratching was a raccoon, but I still don’t know why it sounded so close? Did it climb up the side of the house or something? Plus, it was really windy out, so how would that thing even get up there? I know it’s not that great, but it’s the first one that came to mind.

A door appears in front of you, and takes you to a room with someone who you want to forgive, and someone who you want to be forgiven by. Who are they, and what happened to between you?

Oh boy, this is a heavy question. Like, a really fucking heavy question. The person I want to be forgiven by would probably be someone who was actually best friends with my shitty, abusive ex boyfriend. We’ll call him L. He was horrible, so fucking horrible, and I still have SO MUCH trauma from that relationship, but that’s for another time. His best friend, however, knew that the things L was doing were bad, but stayed friends with him- for reasons I don’t know. I think, after things got really fucking shitty between me and L, that his best friend started to get angry at me. L’s best friend was an extremely sweet and caring person who I sometimes really, truly miss. I will never, ever understand why they stayed friends, or how you could even stay friends with someone after knowing about how badly they abused other people. Now, on the other hand, the person I want to forgive. This is a lot harder to think of. If I’m being honest, the answer I really want to give is myself? I know that’s probably kinda dumb, but there’s a lot of shit I’ve done and never fully forgiven myself for and I really, really wish I could. That shit, however, is too personal for this post.

WOW i hope i didn’t bring everyone down with that last bit hskjhfdgh

anyways !!as for the people i tagged earlier!

Your questions are:

1: If you had to pick an instrument and a color to describe yourself, what would they be? 2: Describe your favorite outfit and/or what you wore today! 3: What’s the last song you had stuck in your head? 4: Do you have a dream job, and what is it? It doesn’t have to be realistic! 5: What’s your favorite ice cream flavor? 6: Tell the story of the last time you cried from laughter! 7: What’s your favorite superhero / superpower? 8: Do you know that you’re so fucking valid and important? 9: What’s your favorite movie / video game / series of any kind that’s super obscure? 10: Do you have any stories that are actually true, but sound unbelievable? 11: What are your thoughts on birds? 

#long post #SERIOUSLY LONG POST #sorry abt this one guys..#11 questions #personal #will blurbs #i guess #not queue #here it is !

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surveys-at-your-service · 7 years ago

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Survey #108

*too lazy to think of song lyrics*

Are you a dreamer or a do-er? Ehhhh not sure... I'm really a mix of both. Do you think people get what they deserve? In most cases, nope. Does it take a lot of physical pain to make you cry? Yes. Name the strangest game you’ve ever played (video game or real game): SH2 was such a mindfuck. SH3, too. Do you like sitting in the front, back, or middle of the classroom? Front because I'm blind as shit. Do you ever see commercials for restaurants that aren’t even in your area? Uhhhh maybe? Do you know anyone who has been struck by lightning before? She wasn't directly struck, but my mom was washing out a can during a thunderstorm, something was struck, the electricity pulsed through the pipes, and the water shocked her. Which is better: living where there’s lots of tornadoes or lots of hurricanes? Hurricanes. I'm used to them. I know severe hurricanes are technically worse because the scope of damage is far larger and there's also water damage, but I think tornadoes are WAAAAY more frightening. Would you pay if your dog needed an operation? Well, technically, Teddy needs one and we can't afford it. He's had an enlarged prostate for years, but by now, even if we had the money, him undergoing surgery would be dangerous with his age. I wouldn't be comfortable doing it. If you’re a girl, what’s your favorite color of eyeliner? So apparently boys can't wear eyeliner, that's nice to know. I only wear black. Have you ever overflown a bathtub? No. Why did you ignore the last person you ignored? I had nothing to say. But I guess that's not really "ignoring." What’s your favorite pizza place? Domino's, probs. I don't like their crust much though. What’s at the top of your to do list in life? Stay happy. Do you ever eat leftover pizza cold? I actually like cold pizza, so long it's not a few days old. Then it's too hard. Where are you the most ticklish? FEET DON'T FUCKING TOUCH MY FEET Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? A few people, yes. When you’re wanting a midnight snack, what do you normally get? I never really want a midnight snack. But probably like those packets of six, little peanut butter crackers if we have them. Which cartoon character would you want to keep as a pet? Awwww Courage <3 Or Pikachu, but that's an anime, so w/e. Do you like marshmallows? I don't love them, but I can eat a few. What is your favorite flavor of candy cane? The fruity flavor ones. Especially blueberry and strawberry omgggg. Do you have any shoeboxes full of old photos/letters/other memorable stuff? I have a huge box, dude. When was the last time you felt seriously embarrassed? Uhhhh... I'm not sure. A LOT of things embarrass me, but I dunno about seriously. Have you ever liked a song, looked up the lyrics to it, then hated it? No. I'm not the kind where lyrics depend on if I like the song or not, it's sound. I have songs I like that have fucking awful lyrics. I do know when to draw the line, though. What’s your favorite Christmas song? "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" and "Christmas Chimes." Did you like the show Invader Zim? I actually never watched it even though I wanted to back then. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen in a grocery store? Okay so real shit Wal-Mart now has animal masks. Like, furry head masks. In the middle of the fucking hall. Do you prefer to pull off band-aids slowly or quickly? Lol I admit I do it slowly. Have you ever met any bands/band members before? No. But it is one of my goals to one day buy backstage passes to Metallica for especially my mom, hopefully me too. She. Would. Sob. Do you enjoy riding around town looking at Christmas lights? Awwww, I miss doing that. We can't afford that extra gas money now, but also we live in a rural area, so there's not all that much to see. There's a few people who go all-out though. What’s a good book you’d recommend? If I could recommend only one book, "Johnny Got His Gun" by Dalton Trumbo. Fucking. Phenomenal. What states have you been to in the past year? Just NC. Have you ever sleepwalked? No. What’s your favorite superhero movie? Uhhhh. I really liked the Batman movie with Bane, and one of the Spiderman movies, but I don't remember which. This isn't really a spoiler anymore, so, the one where his girlfriend dies. Do you struggle with acne? No. Totally did through puberty, but it stopped when I was like... 18, maybe? Possibly 17? Around what year did you start using the internet, anyways? Hmmm... 2004 or perhaps 2003? I became more active when Meerkat Manor came out, but before that I was all about Webkinz and Neopets. What did you do for your 16th birthday? My 16th was awful, all I'm saying. Have you ever fostered an animal? You mean like, briefly watched? No. What’s your favorite form of exercise? Swimming. Do you have a back pack in a shape of an animal? I don't think I ever did. Do you still take hot showers when it’s hot out? My showers are pretty much always relatively hot. What’s your favorite type of cake? Red velvet. Name something you thought was cool when you were younger but don’t now? Who the fuck was that monkey that was on a lot of shirts I don't remember. What was the last song you downloaded onto your computer? "Rocket Man" by NSP. What color are your headphones, if you have any? Black. Do you honestly like The Beatles or are you just conforming? I've never liked the Beatles. What was the last video message you received on your phone? Sara sent me a video of... Jem, I think? Who did you last talk to in Facebook chat? Don. When writing $ sign, do you draw one line through the S or two? Ummmm I think two. I write it so rarely I don't even know. Do you feel bad for people your age who have never had a significant other? No. Some people don't want one. When do you plan on moving out? If you’re already moved out, how old were you? I doubt I will until I'm in a long-term relationship. I don't think I'd do well living alone. Would you kiss the last person you texted? Only if I knew she wanted me to. What do you think of guys wearing colored skinny jeans? Go for it. Where do you normally get your hair cut? We go to a family friend named Kenesa. Would you trade last names with your best friend? Sara's yes, I like hers. Colleen no. Would you ever get blonde highlights? I have natural blonde-ish highlights, mostly towards the end of my hair. Will you go to your high school reunion? Nope. Have you stayed up past 3 in the morning this week? I think so. Do you ever not speak to someone because you’re afraid you’ll annoy them? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Personally, do you think you have a nice smile? Nope. What animal have you always wanted as a pet but couldn’t have? Probably a ferret. They're just a lot of maintenance.

#quiz #survey #questions

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lygerzero14 · 8 years ago

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Gonna do something a little different, since I was too far away to get decent footage for gifs

Guys, fair warning. I’m going to recap the entire show, so if you don’t care, read on. But if you are going to the show at a later date and want to be surprised, do not look at this.

SPOILERS AHOY!!!

When we got there, the line was already wrapped around the corner. Finding parking was ridiculous. We waited in line for, I think around 40 minutes before we got in. Saw Ethan and Katherine from Mark’s crew walking to the end of the line.

I had payed for the premium tickets because Brian took too long to say there wasn’t VIP. The staff had us go back outside to get VIP bracelet. The lady at the balcony said she was surprised they gave them to us, cause apparently several people who bought the premium tickets were not give the bracelets, despite spending more money.

When we got up there I could see why. There was a special guest list. Vernon was up there with a bunch of people he had invited.

The Ghost Satellite guys were up there and so were some people from the youtube red show. (the youtube red people were very loud and rude, hardly paying attention to the show and trying to get Dan’s attention, especially someone name Jane. it was really annoying)

But we had a great view of the stage and we got to sit at a small table, way better than standing.

Vernon was sitting at the table next to us and I’m not sure but I think Amy was there.

We saw Ethan and Katherine down in the crowd, only a few people recognized Ethan and got pics.

So the show was pretty amazing. A guy named DJ Chris opened and did some raps.

One of them I noticed was the song “I got Candy” from Aqua Team Hunger Force(probably from something else but that’s were I heard it) He was alright.

TWRP came out and were awesome.

Energetic as ever. They played a couple of songs from there new album. Ladyworld and Atomic Karate

When NSP came out, Danny’s costume was different than usual but it still looked good.

You guys wouldn’t believe the delight on me and my bro’s face, when they started with ‘Cool Patrol’. We were so hyped and sang along like crazy! It was so freakin good!! Love that song!

Brian did his quiet the crowd down, then hype them up thing. Dan then told everyone how Arin came up with Unicorn Wizard.

They then played ‘Unicorn Wizard’, it sounded really good. Then the cover ‘You Spin me round’. Ninja Brian was rotating in a circle, flipping the double bird.

They then got delayed from playing the next song, cause Ninja Brian played the ‘Bloopy Reggae’ that turned into a’ Let’s get together and do Buttstuff’ song, as opposed to the ‘No Buttsex No Life’ from the last tour.

They then did ‘Road Trip’ and my gosh it sounded so amazing!

Dan went partially into the crowd and of course people grabbed at him. Why he acted surprised, no idea. He then revealed that TWRP talked him into wearing a cup in his costume. Perfect for that situation. He then hit it with the microphone. It was a loud thump. Then Ninja Brian knelt down in front of him and flicked it, to Dan’s dismay.

They then played the slowed down version of ‘Dinosaur Laser Fight’. Literally everyone was singing. It was really something to hear.

Brian did mess up at the final chorus and Dan started a chant of ‘You fucked up.’ Brian then took out his anger on one of the Unpaid Interns.

They then played the Ghost Satellite animation from the Chicago show, of how Danny survives Ninja Brian’s murders.

TWRP and Ninja Brian then played a classical rock song. Then Dan did a shoutout to the youtube red show people and dedicated the next song to them(this was when those people got really loud and annoying) They then played ‘Everybody wants to rule the world’

Dan then talked about being a awkward kid, I couldn’t hear the rest cause of the youtube red people yelling at him, even though he had his ear pieces in.

Then they played the original song ‘Danny don’t you know’. This song was really good. I want to hear it again, cause it was a bit hard to hear the lyrics. Dan got a bit emotional after it.

Then they played a video of Ninja Brian we were supposed to have a staring contest with. I thought it was just going to be a image of him, but no, it got weird. Like acid trip weird. I don’t even know how to explain it. Like at one point pieces of shit floated across the screen. A tiny Danny and Arin came out of Ninja Brian’s head, his face melted and he had a chimp skull...it was so weird.

Anyways, Starbomb came out and their belts and wristbands were lit up.

They played the ‘New Pokerap’. Arin had to read the last few names from a sheet, he did good though remembering as many as he did.

Egoraptor’s and Ninja Brian’s belts went out for some reason. Egoraptor and Danny tried to relight them but pelvic thrusting at each other. Egoraptor also pelvic trusted into Ninja Brian’s face, when he was inspecting it.

They then did ‘Mortal Kombat High’ which was okay. They then did ‘Ryu vs Ken’ and I was so happy Arin made it through it without tripping over his words. It sounded really good.

They then played the music video for ‘Rocket Man’ by Elton John. It was interesting. They told people not to record it, so here’s just a blurry screen cap.

Then they came back out and played ‘The Hit’ for the last song. And they all thanked the crowd and took a bow.

It really was an amazing show. Me and my bro, had a lot of fun. Can’t wait to see it again in September.

#ninja sex party #Tupperware Remix Party #starbomb #nsp trip #rock hard 2017 tour #my bro #a wild me has appeared #pics #spoilers #long post is long

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notyetjaded1 · 7 years ago

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Can we ask for answers to 1-100 :) just not ones you've answered already

It’s only taken ages, but alas!

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

Um. good...question. Mikey? Maybe??

2. Are you outgoing or shy?

v shy

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

goth daddy ;p

4. Are you easy to get along with?

I like to think so?? once you get past the awkward

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

take care of in what way?? also, which person I like? also define like

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

kind, intelligent, understanding, thoughtful, supportive, open people

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

...i have not even the slightest of ideas

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

“opposite” gender

pst @destructiveducky :p

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

“pretty much, yup!”

15. What good thing happened this summer?

i can’t believe it’s summer, good lord, but...getting to hang with friends has been fun! having the support of people in multiple aeras of my lief has been greatly appreciated, fixing the pool, not dying because of heat, NSP

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

yes

17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

I mean, I do think it’s a little ridiculous to assume we’re the only inhabitants in this wide universe

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

nope

19. Do you like bubble baths?

as a concept

20. Do you like your neighbors?

lol, there’s one in particular I’m fond of, but otherwise, don’t really talk to them so

21. What are you bad habits?

let’s not even open that can of worms

22. Where would you like to travel?

England, Ireland, Scotland...San Francisco, lol, yup

23. Do you have trust issues?

yes

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

Sleep. Or food. But probably sleep.

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

ummm, tummy? or legs? or face? or just. all of the body.

26. What do you do when you wake up?

make my bed

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?

lighter

28. Who are you most comfortable around?

mom? question mark?

30. Do you ever want to get married?

nope

31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?

yup

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

define celebrities? because jack and wiishu are #goals in all the ways

33. Spell your name with your chin.

rather not

34. Do you play sports? What sports?

used to! soccer and basketball!

35. Would you rather live without TV or music?

without TV

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

oh boy yeah

37. What do you say during awkward silences?

meow

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

Forever 21, I guess? it’s cheap and easy

40. What do you want to do after high school?

um...bit late to decide that? but college was the answer

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?

um. well. quiet it my general state of being, but it could also mean depressed, anxious, uncomfortable so. um. it means all the things.

43. Do you smile at strangers?

try to

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

space. the final frontier.

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

coffee. food. the illusion of productivity. knowing I’ll get to go back to sleep that night.

47. Have you ever been high?

nope.

48. Have you ever been drunk?

define drunk

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

only all the time

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?

black?

51. Ever wished you were someone else?

constanly

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

too much

53. Favourite makeup brand?

honestly I don’t even know enough brands to say

54. Favourite store?

can Amazon count?

55. Favourite blog?

mine :p but idk actually, I love a lot of them for different reasons. maybe I’ll do an appreciation post or something soon?

56. Favourite colour?

black

57. Favourite food?

grapes

58. Last thing you ate?

cereal and honeydew for breakfast

59. First thing you ate this morning?

see above. plus coffee

60. Ever won a competition? For what?

yup! won a jump rope competition. and..probably other things that I don’t remember? I don’t like...actively compete though

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?

nope

62. Been arrested? For what?

nope

63. Ever been in love?

this is a very complicated question tbh

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

i wish I could, but I genuinely don’t remember it??????? assuming it was with who I assume it was. but like. idk. which either says a lot about the kiss or just my memory

65. Are you hungry right now?

a bit?

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

they’re all...my friends and I like them all in different ways

67. Facebook or Twitter?

twitter

68. Twitter or Tumblr?

tumblr

69. Are you watching tv right now?

nope

70. Names of your bestfriends?

how do define best

71. Craving something? What?

food? sleep? being done with apps. freedom

72. What colour are your towels?

mostly black or grey

72. How many pillows do you sleep with?

two

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

nope

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?

in my room? zero

75. Favourite animal?

tiger?

76. What colour is your underwear?

um. black I think today?

77. Chocolate or Vanilla?

vanilla

78. Favourite ice cream flavour?

see above

79. What colour shirt are you wearing?

black and green

80. What colour pants?

black

81. Favourite tv show?

honestly idk anymore

82. Favourite movie?

Requiem for a Dream

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

Mean Girls

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?

Mean Girls

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?

I’ve...never thought about it?

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?

The dad? sure.

87. First person you talked to today?

ummmm. A coworker

88. Last person you talked to today?

like most recently? another coworker

89. Name a person you hate?

D*n*ld Tr*mp

90. Name a person you love?

So many a people and I want to name them all but not now lol

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

in concept!

92. In a fight with someone?

not to my knowledge?

93. How many sweatpants do you have?

3, I think

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?

many.

95. Last movie you watched?

damn good question. Guardians of the Galaxy 2, apparently

96. Favourite actress?

Recently? I’m mildly in love with Kristen Stewart

97. Favourite actor?

oh god. idk anymore. arbitrary actor that I love: Aaron Tveit? George Blagden? good lord. i don’t know favs

98. Do you tan a lot?

i mean, I’m sure my body does because sun and I’m actually very olive, but like. not purposefully ever

99. Have any pets?

nope

100. How are you feeling?

sleepy

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11 Questions Tag

Rules:

1. Always post these rules. 2. Answer the questions given by the person who tagged you. 3. Write 11 questions of your own. 4. Tag 11 people.

I was tagged by 3 cuties and I’ll be answering all their questions. Under the cut cause it’s 33 questions. Also I’m reposting my same questions cause not a lot of people have answered them, and I want to tag different people and have them answer the same 11 questions I came up with the first time I was tagged so... Let’s go! :)

@fairylightsstyles aka T’s Questions :D

1. Who is the person you admire the most? I’m going to go with my mom. cliché I know but she’s amazing. I also admire Ed Sheeran, Harry Styles, Emma Watson, etc etc etc.

2. If you could be in any television series what would it be? The Flash. I want to have super powers lol. Or maybe Sherlock Holmes or some comedy sitcom.

3. Best childhood memory? I’m going to go with going to New York for the first time ever. It was a long flight for 9 year old me (assuming i was nine, i can’t remember. Have to ask around)

4. Favourite song at the moment? Escuela De Calor by Radio Futura. It’s old and I’ve loved it for a while but recently I made a Guitar Hero 4 playlist with all the songs I loved to play when my brother and I jammed out and I was reminded of this hit. Play it first when I go to take a shower or whatever and put on that playlist. It’s such a dance-able song I’m very in love and know every beat and drop to it and always dance it very sexily.

5. Where is the place you feel most at home? Home. I wish I had some awesome thing I can say like some tree house or some hill or whatever but we don’t do those things here or live close by to one. Also I was never a leave my house walking to go over to some hangout place with my friends type of person. No one in this country is really. Specially when young. So I’m saying home feels like home. In my room. I hate being home though. Also my cousin’s place in Miami feels a LOT like home. Second home it is really.

6. What is the country you want to travel to the most? *brain from pinky and the brain voice* Same as it’s been the past 11 years, lovely: England.

7. What plans do you have for the summer? Summer? What is that? I go to college, I study in the summer :P But the plans are hopefully London in June or July. The opportunity struck and I’m almost fainting at the thought.

8. 3 guilty pleasure songs? No Reason Boner - NSP (i know all of it i’m sorry. Any NSP song really is... god damn. Also Dan I love you.) Persona 5 OST. (my brother’s fault. Completely) Undertale OST. (specially metaton’s theme, Bonetrousle and asgore’s theme... Oh and Final Sans fight theme... SORRY THIS GAME IS GENIUS) whoops.

9. If you could say something to the whole world, what would you say? LOVE LOVE LOVE. SPREAD LOVE IT’S NOT THAT HARD AND IT MAKES THINGS SO MUCH EASIER!!! TREAT OTHERS HOW YOU WANT TO BE TREATED. ALSO STREAM SOTT AND BUY HARRY’S ALBUM.

10. What is the best meal you’ve ever eaten? OMG I don’t know if it’s the best meal but it was the one that popped up the quickest, and technically I didn’t eat it, it was my mom’s plate; but there’s Peruvian place here and UGH! Apparently Perú has like THE best cuisine (according to my parents that have travelled quite a lot) and jesus lord everything we have eaten there is so good. Mom had... this amazing Salmon in fucking PASSION FRUIT SAUCE OMG PASSION FRUIT SAUCE GOES WITH EVERYTHING GUYS UGH NOW IM CRAVING IT.

11. Do you believe in ghosts? yes and no. if they are for real well then i don’t think i’ve done something wrong to anyone enough for them to spook me, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to be moving into some “rumour has it this house is haunted” place. If they aren’t real then good, but I’m not gonna go testing the theory and getting myself into some dark magic/spirit shit or using some ***** board (I’m not even saying the name of it)

@cheshirepuddin‘s questions <3

1. Who’s your role model? My Mom, Harry, Ed, Emma Watson, My Cinematography Language teacher, My Concept Art teacher, My Art Direction teacher.

2. What’s something you want to accomplish in the short term? Is losing weight a short term thing? Let’s go with that or finally finishing some of the million and one fics I’ve got collecting dust in my files.

3. What would you like to ask Harry? WOW uhm... On the spot I can’t think of a good enough question. I would ask him to recommend me one thing for every branch of art. A book, a song or artist, a movie, a painter or painting, etc etc etc. I would also ask him if he’d like to hang out later on and teach me things. Get your heads out of the gutter I mean it in the sense of teaching me art, writing, something he loves, something he thinks is his expertise. To spread knowledge with me. If he’d allow me to be with him as a little grasshopper for a while.

4. If you could travel through time once and then come back, would you prefer to travel to the past or the future? Why? Neither. I have a lot of things I would love to change but I also am kind of a believer that every single decision, no matter how small, makes you who you are. And although I could be a lot better, this is my life and I guess it’s not half bad. Also seeing the future scares me and I would hate to spoil my own ending to myself. Based on that thing about decisions, today my future can be one thing but tomorrow, based on what I do, it could be another. Also FLASHPOINT PARADOX GUYS. LORD TIME IS SO INTERESTING. Is there even a past to go back to? You’re telling me the past is happening RIGHT NOW in some other time and I can go to it? Or the future? Then why isn’t it happening now? What defines past and why can or would we be able to travel to it?

5. Where’s your favourite place you’ve been to? None of the places I’ve been seems to catch my eye enough for me to call them anything close to a favourite. That’s so sad wow.

6. Would you like to get married and have kids someday? yes yes yes. Would love to marry. Would love to have (3?) kids. Would love for one of them to be adopted.

7. Do you have a motto you live by? I thought I didn’t but I like to think I go with the treat others how you wish to be treated thing. Also I’m always telling my friends that emotions demand to be felt. That’s like my line. Emotions demand to be felt; even bad ones. What I will not allow you is to feel the bad ones for any longer than you have to ;)

8. Have you ever been in love? Are you now? I don’t think so. Unless we consider Harry and even I - with all my hopes that maybe someday we will meet and he’ll find me interesting enough to keep me around - can’t call this love. I don’t know him to be able to love him like... proper love him. So I don’t think I have been, and I don’t think I am now.

9. Which song reminds you of some time/someone/something very important to you? Any old song that my mom has ever shown me reminds me of her, cause she has amazing taste in music. Same with my dad or my mom or my best friends. There’s a song that reminds me of something important that has yet to happen though. My wedding. There’s a few songs I know I NEED to have at my wedding, and when they come up they make me think of me dancing them on that amazing day if it ever happens.

10. Do you pay attention to fashion trends? yes and no. I’m not up to date with fashion in general. I just see something I like and would love to try and I try to do it. I never rock anything so I go back to what I already know and call my comfort zone. I pay attention to them to some degree. They look great on other people and I never quite get to try them or buy anything similar, and when I do I don’t rock it so I don’t keep trying.

11. If you could change anything about your life, what would it be? Everything. Goes against my travelling in time answer but lord would I change it all. whoops. I would change a lot of it. Not all of it. Specially bad things.

@legend-waitforit-harry aka J’s Questions :P

1. What’s the name of your autobiography if you write one? I think it’d be a guide on how to laugh at yourself both because you’re a pity and because you have to let go of things. And I’d call it something like “Do as I say, not as I do. A guide to living with your damn brain.”

2. One incident you will never forget. STORY TIME! When I was a kid, around 6 years old maybe less maybe a bit more, no more than 8, I used to take afternoon english classes at the same school I went to in the morning. After classes were over we would run around and play with the rest of the kids that were in tutoring or english classes that were also out of their class already and waiting to be picked up. There is of course a “no running in the hallways” policy in pretty much every school. While playing something silly like tag or something we were chasing someone and I took the empty hallways as route. I had sandals that were slippery and I was running very fast. Right as this guy Ivan - who is a year younger than me and the principal’s secretary’s son- walked out of the classroom he was at. I can still remember it went in slow motion. Me putting my arms out and trying to stop running, him looking at me and going wide-eyed. Both of us screaming. My feet slipping and being unable to stop. And then black. LITERALLY. BLACK! You could have added the little hit signs they add to cartoons when people crash into each other. I opened my eyes and my vision was blurry and a teacher was helping me up. I was ok. I don’t quite remember how or where I landed. Ivan was crying and in pain. He had fallen on the very edge of the little step that divided the cement hallway from the actual court where we could play. I only had a scratch, a bit of pain in my arm that I think was what collided with him. I was fine and wondering why Ivan didn’t get up and continued to cry out “ouch ouch please”.

Ivan had split the back of his head open on the step. Just a bit. I think he had 10 stitches total. His mom arrived short after; like really short after. I think she was on her way to pick him up when it happened and arrived to the school to find his child wallowing in pain on the ground and with a cracked skull bleeding out. I hid. God I hid. I was so scared of my parents finding out, of Ivan’s mother finding out, of my parents having to pay Ivan’s then seemingly difficult operation (i was like 6 I thought the guy would die cause of me)

Ivan knows I guess, and his mom is the absolute sweetest woman ever and she never resented me for it, if she knows it was me. If they know it was me; they never showed. To this day my parent’s don’t know. Or I think they don’t. Ivan and I get along good and we were friends while we were in school. Don’t know if he even remembers it was me who accidentally crashed into him. The next day at school all of the kids that were there that afternoon (we all went to the same school the ones who took classes in the afternoon there) were called to the principal’s office and I remember my principal asking “who crashed into him?” and the second grade teacher legit pulling my by the shoulder shoving me in front of the group and I was almost weeping. I don’t think I got any punishment other than a warning and an obvious lesson.

Do not run in the hallways.

3. Lyrics that means a lot to you. Que todo tiene su hora, debajo del sol naciente, ya viene tu amor bendito de nada vale ser impaciente. Juan Luis Guerra’s Todo Tiene Su Hora

You can’t bribe the door on your way to the sky. You look pretty good down here but you ain’t really good - Harry Styles’ Sign Of The Times

It’s alright to cry, [...] It’s alright to die cause death’s the only thing you haven’t tried [...] So live life like you’re giving up, cause you look like you are. - Ed Sheeran’s Even My Dad Does Sometimes.

4. You’re winning a Nobel Peace Prize. What’s the cause you worked for? Nothing lol I’m definitely not winning one of those. I’m thinking equality. Gender equality, race equality, culture equality, respect for human rights. That or some psychology topic I expressed in some book (NOT SELF HELP I HATE THOSE) in a way that makes it relatable and everyone laugh. Like why be happy when you can be normal? (that is an actual book)

5. If you are given all the money in the world but need to have a new identity, who are you and where are you? I’m still me and I live in England. Don’t ask.

6. Mountain or ocean? Both. Never been to a mountain tho but I want to go and I’m not sure it will mark a significant decision over these two. I’m always going to like something that is not staying home.

7. If you were asked to do something out of your comfort zone, what would it be? Definitely Model. Whatever it is, taking photos of me, my face, my body, my hands, my feet; whatever it is you could model... Just no. I’m terrified of the thought and I would be so uncomfortable knowing the results would be awful and everyone would hate them or that at least I would.

8. If you can kill anyone without any repercussions who would you kill and why? No one. I don’t think I will kill anyone. You can joke all you want about someone being very nasty and whatever but I would never. If you give me a repercussion-free bullet, I hope and pray I never have to use it. I only would in defence of my family and loved ones.

9. Any childhood nightmares? My parents suffering some accident in one of their many travels. To this day I think that’s the biggest nightmare.

10. A song that makes you cry. Even My Dad Does Sometimes - Ed Sheeran Fall - Jonas Brothers. Supermarket Flowers - Ed Sheeran Cuando Te Beso - Juan Luis Guerra.

11. Recommend me: a song, a book and a movie. (Sorry, Iv! Stole your question) YOU THIEF! No jk, it’s fine. Uhhh. A Song: look at my song rec tag I don’t think I have a good one right now. I love too many songs. Let’s go with Harry’s unreleased tracks. I recommend those. Also To Die For by the Bohicas cause it just came up.

A Book: My teenage-self is screaming at me to recommend you Elizabeth Scott’s Bloom, or Heather Brewer’s The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod (THAT I STILL HAVE TO FINISH, GOD DAMN)

A Movie: it’s sad to admit but I don’t have a good movie to recommend you. Maybe The Green Mile if you want to cry and have your life shaken up, watch it. It shattered me. That movie fucked me up. I still have flashbacks to it and fucking weep.

I’m tagging: (different people than i did the last time): @team-styles @honeyskins @moonchildstyles @stylesprimes @yeshaddy @weeklyfangirl @stylesunchained @a-butterfly-on-his-tummy @secret-rendezvous1d @cuddlemusclestyles @whoopsharrystyles

My questions: (once more):

Do you have a favourite pet name? What is it and why, and if you don’t have/don’t like pet names; why?

Tell me a Joke:

Are you a plant inside the house person? If yes; fake or real plants. if not: why?

Take me down memory lane and tell me a first. (first tattoo, first kiss, first time you saw the colour pink idc, just take me with you)

Pick one of Harry’s 8 unreleased songs and give me a prediction. What does it sound like? What is it about? Get creative and write a verse of the song if you want. Just for funsies!

You’ve just won a Grammy/Oscar/Emmy/IDK. Thank you speech? Go:

Fill in the blanks: I instantly smile when _____ because _____

Favourite Harry Trait? #AHarryLovePlatform.

What don’t you understand? (besides this question, come on, be creative) ((example: IDU how people don’t like Harry Styles))

If a sandwich was named after you, what would it be called (your name or something else)? What did you do to earn that honour? What’s in it? (taken from my 1 page at a time daily creative companion book)

Recommend me: a song, a book and a movie. (they can be Harry inspo or not. Just give me art!)

#11 questions challenge #11 questions tag #tag #i was tagged #tumblr shenanigans #tumblr shenanigans with people i love #I'm sorry #this is long #about me #personal

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