#and now they're vegetables

[marshmallowwitharubberband]

If MDZS characters were vegetables:

Wei Wuxian would be a carrot, idk, he gives carrot vibes.

Jiang Cheng would be an eggplant, of course.

Lan Zhan - cilantro, Lan Xichen- parsley. It's funny! 'Cause they look so similar! Hahaha...I need sleep.

Nie Huaisang would be a gourd, so of course Mingjue would be a pumpkin.

Jin Guangyao - Brussels sprout. Sounds about right.

Jin Zixuan would be, like, romaine lettuce. All fancy n sht.

Shijie would be a cute red cabbage.

Jin Ling would be a yellow bell pepper? idk.

The Wen siblings would be like, a turnip and a daikon?

Sizhui is, of course, a radish.

I'll be taking no questions.

[sukugo]

sukugo baby would probably have the weirdest speech patterns

[xylophone888]

if you can't infodump about rocks to your wonderful beautiful amazing precious husband during a romantic candlelit dinner in an egregiously expensive restaurant what are you even married for /j

[thresholdbb]

I'm sorry but there was a man at the grocery store who was trying to sell me a vegetable subscription box, and he had a long brown fur coat on, long fingernails, a faux hawk mullet, furtive eyes... a little scuzzy but nice overall

I talked to him for like 5 minutes and it was like... this is Neelix as a real life person

[look-at-the-stars-tonight]

the amount of effort that goes into figuring out what to cook and eat every day is RIDICULOUS. i used to think people were so weird and boring for eating the same thing every single day but it truly does make life so much easier

[donuts4evry1]

Jelly gijinkas vs their food of choice

[aranciadotcom]

(screenshot from the other reblog)

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remind me to never cook again /hj

[scribblingface]

once again attempting to make a stew that my dog actually wants to eat. putting blueberries in it this time and no carrots wish me luck

[macabrevampire]

at the end of the day. i'm american. i crave hammed burger with cheemse and onions 🤤🤤

[moinsbienquekaworu]

I just spent like 20 minutes thinking about soup

[ridiasfangirlings]

For Fushimi's birthday, the S4 alphabet squad take Horma's Yatagarasu and present him to Fushimi as a gift. The idea was supposed to be something along the lines of "here's your mortal enemy, do whatever you want with him" ...they aren't exactly expecting Fushimi's reaction to be getting a nosebleed at seeing Yata tied up in ribbons (maybe set in a time that the s4 think theyre still enemies but they actually arent anymore?)

I’m pretty sure I saw a couple of comics about this in the fandom early days XD Maybe Fushimi’s been particularly grumpy the last few days and no one can figure out why. They’re not entirely sure about what Fushimi’s current relationship with Yata is either, imagine this as post-ROK and the two of them swing wildly from being best friends again to arguing and not wanting to speak to each other. As it happens Fushimi is not very happy with Yata at this moment and he’s complaining under his breath about ‘stupid Misaki.’ When the alphabet squad hold their emergency Fushimi’s Birthday is Coming Up meeting (because they have one of those) Akiyama mentions hearing it when he was bringing Fushimi coffee. They all assume Yata must have done something really horrible, Doumyouji idly says ‘what if we just tie Homra’s Yatagarasu up and give him to Fushimi-san?’, shrugging like it’s the simplest explanation in the world. The squad laugh it off like we couldn’t do that…or could we.

So then Fushimi’s birthday arrives and as usual this makes his mood even worse because he hates his birthday. Even so the squad decide to surprise him, imagine Hidaka wants to blindfold him and Fushimi just glares until Hidaka backs away all weakly ‘f-follow me.’ They lead Fushimi into a room where Gotou and Doumyouji dump open this huge box, and out falls a very cross Yata completely wrapped up in ribbons. Fushimi goes completely silent as Doumyouji says this is a good present right and Hidaka’s all so…have at him, Fushimi-san. Fushimi tells them all to get out, Akiyama suddenly notices Fushimi’s nosebleed and Fushimi again snaps at everyone to leave. They hurry out and Hidaka actually feels a little bad for Yata, what if Fushimi really attacks him, and is stopped from going back by Akiyama who sagely says that no, he understands this, things will be fine. (Meanwhile back in the room Fushimi is having a good laugh and taunting Yata, who is still gagged by a ribbon, like see what happens when you made me eat vegetables on our date yesterday Misaki, you get tied up and punished.)

[flickeringflame216]

🗒

[ssaalexblake]

Why I spent two hours building myself a custom cage for my cabbages, a story in two pictures 🤷

I had one left over and just stuck it in a pot (that used to be a tub of wool in a past life) and as predicted, it was eaten alive within two days of getting caterpillars.

My caged cabbages are doing just fine!

[bitegore]

you know what, actually this is worth a brag. I managed to eat for five days on a road trip for (calculated) ~$15 US total.

[tadpal]

went to the gp bc i was consistently ill this week turns out ive just eaten too many carrots. you'll never guess how im celebrating

[antimonys-stuff]

*holds an aranara in one hand and a korok in the other* it's dangerous to go alone. take these