#and now that iv been smoking again my stats r trending up again over the last two months
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haha weed go brrrrrrrr.//.
#.//.#ok guys i have to tell u this because its so funny to me lol#fully found actual empirical evidence that stopping smoking weed (and also a mental breakdown) is what made me bad at my job#i stopped smoking weed in july of 2020 rite and was having an mental breakdown for the proceeding like month then idk rest of that year#but today! we got new graphs at work that were built out to track out key performance indicators#and literally i would post the graph but it is confidential internal document#but like.. literally july and then more in august my stats just start TANKING lmao#i always thought my stats were just not that good and when they raised the kpis it showed more but nope i just looked back to 2019#and literally that is the same month my stats just DROP#and now that iv been smoking again my stats r trending up again over the last two months#i mean its early to call this month but like of the 1 shift ive had iv caught 100% of the fraud#so#like thats crazy#i deleted the post about how i thought it was funky how my friends remark about me smoking again cause its almost like their relieved#cause i think i was cooler and chiller and funnier and sexier as a stoner#so its funny that that is probably true but also so is that weed made me better at my actual job ha ha#still not going to smoke as much as i used to cause that was out of hand and out of pocket but my littel joints at teh end of my day rules#anyway <3 had a suprise meeting with my managers and it was actually chill cause im feeling good ha also maybe cause weed#im not gonna explain my own headcanon psych behind why i think weed is super good for me actually but trust me its thought out#anyway im on lunch so pretty picture blog time <3 hope u enjoy
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