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cuti3patooti8 · 1 year ago

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Yawll I was supposed to post this Christmas as a gift for a friend butttt erm I got to embarrassed writing the smut so like it came late.... Enjoy! (Also did not know how to end this to save my life y'all)

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Tattoo artist Bully gojo! who picks on you every day. Bumping into you so you drop your books and have to embarrassingly pick them up while he snickers and giggles at you struggling.

Tattoo artist Bully Gojo! who's just too mean and knocks the books out of your hands the second time to look at ur cute pink and white panties while you bend down.

"Whoops my bad I should watch where I'm going"

Tattoo artist Bully gojo! Who makes fun of your big square glasses and the skirts you always wear to class. "You look like a nerd" Gojo chuckled. "You should stop wearing those nerd glasses to class" Gojo laughed as he took your glasses off your face and dangled them from a height you couldn't reach.

Tattoo artist Bully Gojo! watched your boobs as they bounced trying to jump up and get your glasses back.

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You've always wanted a tattoo. Always. You were always scared of getting one until now. You knew that gojo did tattoos in his free time so you gathered up the courage to ask him for one. You went to his apartment after classes were done wearing a white sweater with bows and a pink plaid skirt. Hesitantly you knock. You play with your fingers nervously as you see the white haired boy open the door. "Well look who we have here '' Gojo smirked. "Whatchu want nerd" "Uhm i was wondering if you could give me a t-tattoo" you muttered nervously. "What was that? Couldn't hear you '' Gojo said as he leaned down to hear you better. "Uhm I w-was wondering if you could give me a tattoo gojo" you spoke up looking down at the floor still nervously playing with your fingers. "Of course I can step right in, '' Gojo chuckled. "I mean you know that you're gonna have to pay me right" "yea I brought some money" you muttered again, too nervous to speak up. "Oh no I don't mean like that glasses" Gojo laughed in your face. "Do my homework for a week". "O-okay" you responded meekly just wanting to get it over with. "Who would've thought little miss goody two shoes would want a tattoo" Gojo teased. "So what do you want and where do you want it". You fidgeted in your skirt. Now you were seriously considering backing out, but you decided that you had come this far so you should just get it over with. "Uhm I want one right here" You said pointing to your right hip near your bikini line, "And I want it to say..uhm.. eat m-me" you whispered as you looked down at your feet ashamed. "You're kidding right" Gojo scoffed in disbelief. You sat down on his chair and shook your head. “Then let's get it done” Gojo smiled.

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“Stop fucking moving so much”

“It hurtssss”

“it’s okay baby I'll go slow”

“fuck I can't take ittt”

‘It's the middle of the fucking day and he's already screwing some whore?’

Geto thought as he got his key to open the apartment he shared with Gojo. He braced himself for the sight he was going to see but he didn't prepare himself enough to see you skirt slightly down with Gojo using his ink pen to write something.

“Gojo do you wanna have a smoke sesh with Choso and me later or are you too busy doing” he looks you up and down.

“This”

You perked up at hearing Choso’s name. You've had the biggest crush on him for the longest time and if you could somehow convince gojo to bring you with him you would die of happiness.

“Nah don't worry I can come with you now” Gojo said smirking

“But you're not done!” You exclaimed sitting up.

“Yeah but with the way you were crying like a bitch I thought you might need a break” gojo yawned.

“finish my tattoo pleaseee” you whined. Your begging sounded like music to his ears.

“Don't worry bro I just need to fill in one thing then we can go” Gojo said to Geto as he finished up filling the ‘e’.

“What are you getting” Geto asked as he walked over to see your new tattoo. He burst out laughing after he read it and you turned your head away embarrassed.

“All done princess” Gojo looked up with hooded eyes.

“Don't call me that” you rolled your eyes.

“Wanna come with us”

Score!

“What”

“Wanna come smoke with us”

“S-SURE” you said that too quickly and too loud. “Aw goody two shoes wants to smoke, they grow up so fast” Geto chuckles

You look away from the two of them feeling embarrassed.

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You guys get to Choso’s house and you start feeling nervous. Shit is this a good idea? Well it's too late now… You felt deep in regret but it all went away when you saw Choso open the door.

“Who's this?” He asks with a puzzled face.

“Wait, I know you, you're that nerd in my English class!” He laughs.

“Haha that's meee” you laughed nervously.

“You here to smoke with us or did Gojo bring you to finish his homework”

“Mhm yea where's the bathroom” you said brushing him off getting tired of his jokes.

“Uhh go down and it's on the right…” he trailed off as you pushed past him.

You were getting impatient and really wanted to see your tattoo. It hurts you thought as you pulled your skirt and panties down a little to see. You smiled as you saw that Gojo decided to be nice and add extra things like cute flowers and hearts around the words. You looked in the mirror with a puzzled face as you saw some extra letters. P.S.G you read as you finally made out what it said. “S.G that's Gojo’s initials” You said aloud. “What does the P stand for then?”. You stayed in the bathroom pondering it more. “Property of Gojo Satoru…” “THAT BITCH”. You came out of the bathroom fuming seeing that the boys already started smoking. “DID YOU FUCKING BRAND ME GOJO” “chilll baby everyone already knows you're mine it's not a big deal” he laughs passing choso the joint. “UGH!” you fumed sitting down next to geto. “Hey, maybe you just need to loosen up. I'm sure it's not even that noticeable,” Choso said as he passed the joint to you. You took a hit and coughed like there was no tomorrow. You took two more hits and passed it to geto. “It is noticeable!” You pouted getting up from the couch and pulling your skirt down just enough for him to see the tattoo without seeing anything else. “Oh shit gojo you just ruined her chances of getting a boyfriend!” Choso laughed as he took a closer look. “Not as if she wasn't already a loser, looks hot as fuck though it suits you”. You blushed sitting back down. After a while you all finished the joints and became giggling, loud, messes. You started cuddling into geto because you started feeling sleepy. “Bro I'm hella hungry” choso blurted. “Same” geto nodded in agreement. They both got up and said that they were going to Walmart and they'd be back. You and gojo sat in silence for a while. “I wanna try somethin c’mere” gojo slurred his words as he motioned for you to come to him. You got up and walked over standing up in front of him. “Sit on my lap baby” feeling too out of it to decline you sat in his lap. “I'm tired gojo” you complained. “It's okay baby I'll wake you up”. he reached in his pockets and got another joint. He lit it and took some hits. “Open your mouth princess”. You listened and opened your mouth. He took another hit and brought his lips to yours blowing the smoke in your mouth. You inhaled and laughed. He kept looking at you longingly with hooded tired eyes. “Take a picture, it'll last longer," you mumbled as you got up. He pushed you back down onto his lap. “Need you so bad” gojo whined. “Can you kiss me please baby”. “What?” You stared dazed and confused.

“I dunno how to kiss” you giggled shaking your head not fully comprehending what he was asking you. “Want me to teach you?” Gojo smiled. “Sure!”. Gojo started softly kissing you grabbing your hips. Rocking you back and forth on his clothed dick. He licked your lower lip and you parted your mouth slightly. Feeling hot you grinded on him trying to match his pace. Gojo’s pale skin now a shade of pink. “Mhm baby you feel so good” he moaned. You mewled into his mouth enjoying all the pleasure you were feeling. “Mm wait feel weird” you muttered. “Just let go princess” gojo whimpered. Soon you were cumming from all the friction. “fuckkk yeahh” gojo moaned. “Get up doll”. You slid off his lap standing up. “You ever done this before?”. You shook your head. “Obviously not”. “It's okay princess I'll make it unforgettable” He winked. “Ew don't be cringy”. “Just lay on the couch”. You pull down your skirt and layed back on the couch. Gojo got down on his knees. “Wanted this pretty pussy for such a long time”. He went down wasting no time licking, and kissing, basically making out with your pussy. “Taste so good” he groaned. He rubbed your clit and pushed his middle finger in. “S-shit gojo feels so good”. You rolled your eyes back moaning. “So fucking tight baby” gojo mumbled pushing in another finger. He curled and scissored his fingers finding your g-spot. “Right there gojo please please please please!”. “Fuck you look so pretty like this”. Gojo pulled out his fingers and you whined at the loss. “Gonna make you cum on my dick baby”. He unzipped his pants and pulled down his boxers. His dick sprung up hitting his stomach. Your eyes widened. “No way”. “Turn around I don't want you freaking out” Gojo giggled. You got up and turned around ass up face down. “I'm gonna go slow okay” Gojo said, sliding it in. His tip stretched you out. It hurt so good. He whined finally bottoming out. “I'm gonna start is that okay baby”. “Mhm” you whimpered. “I need a yes or a no baby”. “y-yes”. He started with long deep thrusts. “Fuck your so tight” he threw his head back squeezing his eyes shut. “I'm sorry m’ sorry m’ sorry, so sorry baby” he whined as he sped up to a brutal pace. You tried to speak but only moans came out. Your eyes rolled back and your pussy squeezed around gojo’s cock. You saw stars, you were so close. “Fuck princess why didn't I pound this sweet pussy before”. Gojo kisses up your back. “Gonna let me fill you up babe” he whispered, biting your ear. “Lemme cum inside baby”. “Mhm yes yes pleaseee” you moaned into the pillows. You felt to good too object and definitely way to fucked out to think about the consequences. Gojo pounded into you a couple more times and you were gone. Creaming all over his dick and squeezing him in tight. “Sh-shit shit I'm cumming baby fuckin-” gojo filled you up riding his orgasm out. He pulled out and you whined at the loss. “Let's clean up before they get back”. Gojo walked to the bathroom getting a wet cloth and wiped both of you down. Gojo put on his boxers and sweatpants, pocketing your panties before you could notice. You were about to argue with him when you guys heard the door open.

“Alright guys we were gonna go to Walmart but we realized Walmart doesn't have food… but like it has food but like food you have to cook, and then we realized they had snacks but snacks sounded like gross so we like went to Burger King but then we like realized burger king is ass so then we like went to McDonald's and we just got a shit ton of food so like yeah” Geto rambled on while Choso just modded his head. “Mhm fr”. You and Gojo busted out laughing at how ridiculous they sounded. “Yeah alright let's eat”.

@cinnatoru @hhhhhhcxx

#gojo smut #jjk x reader #jjk gojo #gojo satoru #gojo x reader #jujutsu gojo #jjk

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longlivedelusion · 5 months ago

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hiiii I really love your ashrym fic 🥺 they're so perfectly written that it like actually hurtssss. I was wondering if you'd been open to maybe writing a dorym fic? not sure if you do that pairing but id love like an angsty fic turned comforting at the end? just cause with all the new stuff that's gone on, and how dorians not really opening up as much as he used to with orym (and now braius!)

so yeah like whatever you want with that, just want someone to write my sweet bois cause i miss them 😭

Thank you so much!! 🥹 My friend, I am a Dorym truther. I love Ashrym, don't get me wrong, but I was more Ashrym early campaign. Now, especially having watched EXU, I get it. I get it. (Will always love me a little Ashrym tho)

I love this request though! Happy to oblige ~ It's just a quick little something, but hope you enjoy nonetheless <3

SPOILERS AHEAD UNTIL LIKE EP 101 OF CAMPAIGN 3 <3 you've been warned.

The Distance Between Us (Dorian x Orym)

Angsty, hurt/comfort vibes. Nice ending.

Warnings: mention of grief, death, insecurities. Spoilers up until cr3 ep 101

Orym nearly crash landed into a tree, the force of the sudden teleportation spell from Essek causing the Hells to shoot across this new space. He grunted, slowly pushing himself up as his fists sunk into snow below him.

The air around them was cold, colder than it had been in Aeor where they were moments before. He felt the soreness in this muscles as he pushed himself up, a reminder of the battles they'd just had. A Greater Demon, Ludinus, the fall of Aeor… gods. And a new apparent member of their group, as a 6-foot minotaur now stood and shook off the snow like it was nothing. Orym stood, turning to see his friends all paired off already, trying to figure out where they were, what the hell just happened.

After quickly assessing the area and seeing no dangers, he looked to Fearne. He watched as she blinked her eyes up at the Teven, Champion of Hells, held out his hand for her. Unsure of his presence but also clearly enjoying his attentions, she grabbed his hand and stood up, wiping the snow off her dress.

Ashton was not too far off, their eyes darting between the two while they huffed up. Crossing their arms, they sizing up the new members. Essek looked exhausted, and slightly overwhelmed by the new information. Imogen was right beside him as Laudna creeped behind. Unsure.

And then Braius. With Dorian.

He watched as the minotaur reached down to help the air genasi up, with such a force that their chests collided on impact. There were awkward laughs, some flirtatious eyes and a large hand still settled on the lower back to steady Dorian. Fingers teetering on the edge of chiffon.

Hands that easily fit, bodies that easily fit. A better fit, perhaps for Dorian.

He shook his head, trying to let go of the insecurities. They barely knew each other and truthfully it didn't matter. It'd never work out anyways.

Orym's body grew colder than before, the chills settling into his very bones. But he knew the temperature hadn't changed.

He made his way to the group, aiming for Fearne as he sidled up beside her with his arms crossed. One thing at a time.

“So… what the hell is this contract?”

After a series of arguments and discussions about the fact that Fearne was now contracted to the Lord of the Hells, and that we also had another follower of said Lord of Hells now in our midst. That the weight of everything we'd just seen shedding new light on the gods changed things. We eventually settled on the fact that this would need to be discussed further with the Tempest, with everyone else.

So they now all settled around the Essek's magical hut, each separated to process everything. Too much had happened and too much had been seen.

Orym’s own body was worn, not just from the physicality of what had just happened, but the emotional toll it had taken on him and his friends. He could see the guilt lined on Chetney’s face, the heaviness of his shoulders bearing down at whatever he had seen in his vision. A lot of the group had been shown things that played on their insecurity, according to Teven, but none of them took it as hard as Chetney seemed to. Or Dorian.

He looked to his old friend, the deep creases in his brow a new sight. At least, as of late. He was curled over his knees, sat on the ground. Alone. Deep in thought.

Before it would have been easy to go up to him, talk him through whatever he was going through. Hell, Dorian might've come to him even first. But this was before Dorian left. Before he came back and looked like a shell of who he was, empty smiles and hollow eyes that became the new normal. He hadn't relied on Orym since his return, not really. Not truly opening up, despite their attempts to talk and reconnect. It felt awkward and strange and Orym didn’t know what to do.

He could leave him be, let him work out his things. Or, he could push his own insecurity aside and…

“Hey.”

Dorian’s eyes looked up at the soft sound, sending him a tired, tense smile. “Hey.”

“Mind if I sit?” Orym gestured to the space beside him.

Dorian nodded, his arms reaching up as he stretched his back and legs out. “Of course.”

Orym sat down, far enough away but still close enough so that they could talk without being overheard by the group. He looked up, Dorian's tired features looming over. “Do you wanna talk about it?”

“Talk about what?” Dorian said, his voice taking on an air of innocence.

“Whatever. What happened in there, before, anything.”

Dorian just gave off a charming smile, not even making eye contact as his hand quickly grasped Orym’s shoulder and dropping back into his lap. “It’s nothing important really, don’t worry about me. How about you, you ok?”

Orym sighed. “I’m fine. I’m more worried about you.”

“I’m ok Orym. Really.” He kept the charming smile, but noticed Dorian's hands tighten and flex.

Orym made a point to look at his hands. “Yeah?”

Dorian's hands quickly moved up and behind his head, trying to play it off. “Yeah, absolutely. Thanks for checking in though.”

The two sat in silence for a time, small whispers and wind the only sounds filling the space. Orym’s mind drifted, filling with memories of the past of his time with Fearne and Dorian. Curled together on their travels, the ease of which they told each other things, looking out for each other. Then everything happened with Opal, and the gods, and his brother… It made the distance between them seem like an ocean. He didn’t know how to bridge the gap, had struggled to since he'd returned. If he was the one meant to even anymore. No matter how much he wanted to be.

“I know it’s been… a lot. There’s so much going on and we’ve barely had a chance to breathe. I know I’m the one who asked you to come here, and this is my fault that you got caught in this but... I wanna be there for you Dorian. I wanna help you if I can. Please, let me help you.” Orym’s voice came out breathy, desperate. Similar to the voice he had the last time he sent a message on the sending stone.

Dorian spinned to face him, his face now open in shock. "Orym, no, I-" He sighed, his shoulders slumping forward. “I don’t know how I feel. Angry? Confused? Helpless?" He paused, words caught in his throat. "They had a chance to destroy them, to end the war, to leave and they-“

The halfling reached over, a comforting hand tentatively touching his knee. Dorian’s shoulders began to shake as he leaned his head forward further to cover his face. Orym's grip tightened as he listened.

“It’s the god’s faults. They did this. They had a chance to leave, to stop their siblings, but they just stayed. And now because of that Opal is controlled by the Spider Queen, Fy’ra probably too, and Cyrus- Cyrus is dead. He’s dead. Because of them.”

Orym didn’t know what to say. He knew grief, the earth shattering loss, knew his own confusion with the gods, but... He also knew how he had been helped by some of them as well. He couldn’t condemn them all for their mistakes, for the good they've done. And would Ludinus still have done and been who he was had there not been gods?

“This is all really confusing. It’s a lot.” Orym said, voice more resolute. “I don’t know what the right answer is after all of this, since it’s something that’s not so black and white. At least, I think. No matter how much as we want it to be. But we will figure it out Dorian, we’ll find a way to make this right. Or as right as we can.”

He looked up to Orym then, his eyes slightly bloodshot from tears but fierce. He could see the hint of anger, devastation, uncertainty. Stains marking down his skin, carrying down his neck. Orym wanted to reach out, so badly to wipe away his pain.

“I don’t know what’s right anymore.” Dorian said, his voice raspy yet the lull was still music to his ears. To hear him speak at all, to hear him be open with him again.

Orym reached up then, insecurities be damned as he wiped away his friend’s tears making the genasi stiffened slightly. “We’ll figure it out.”

Just as Orym was about to pull his hand away he felt a large blue hand encompass his own. Dorian’s eyes met his and he felt his body both warm and freeze in place at that moment. He watched those harsh blue eyes now soften, as Dorian whispered out. “I’ve missed you Orym, truly.”

Orym’s heart was beating so fast, a steady drum against his chest as he swallowed his nerves down. He couldn’t find the words in that moment. All he felt was Dorian’s hand curl around his own. He felt as it was pulled away and down to the ground beside them. Dorian's fingers slowly unfurling before Orym held them back, keeping him in place.

It felt like a dance, seeing who would let go first.

The Halfling struggled a moment, his voice getting caught in his throat as he gazed upon this man. This man he...

“I’m glad you’re here. So glad." Orym choked out. "Even if this all goes to shit, I’m just- I’ve missed you too. So much.”

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omoriandblackspace-tiktok · 2 months ago

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Even through trembling, the shaking, and the near collapse of White Space, they didn't wake up.

Omori's friends, ever so loyal, always loving, stayed asleep like good little puppets.

But now things will change. It's only a matter of time before they can't stay obedient.

Kel is the first to wake up, clutching his head. Where was he? He's back in Neighbor's Room, but how?

He looks around. Aubrey was asleep against the tree. Hero was against a wall.

"What the heck happened-?!" He stands, stumbling.

He runs to Hero, and grabs his shoulders. "Hero, wake up!" Kel shakes him.

"Aa-?!" Heros eyes open. "K... Kel?"

"Aubrey!" Kel runs to Aubrey next, shaking her. "Aubrey, come on!"

"Wh..." Aubrey slowly wakes up. "Kel..? Is something going on?"

"Ughh, I don't know! I just woke up and, eghhh, my head hurtssss!"

"Mine too..." Aubrey pulls herself to her feet, shaking a little.

"Okay..." Kel huffs. "Can ANYONE recall what happened? At all?"

"... Hm..." Hero tries to think. "I remember falling..."

Aubrey continues. "We were at that empty house last... right...?"

"Yeah-!" Kel responds. "And Omori was there too, right?"

"I think so... I'm scared..."

"... Hey, guys..?"

Aubrey and Kel look to Hero.

"Where IS Omori?"

#omori #omori fanfic #omori aubrey #omori hero #omori kel

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ramonathinks · 1 year ago

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5 Husbands by @kingkonoha review contains spoilers under the read more

playlist of a lot of songs that i think fit the vibe of my reading experience and what i felt matched up with the story

Playlist: crack rock by frank ocean, dreamer and valentine by laufey, when im in your arms by cleo sol, ophelia by pinkpatherress, daydream by Ariana Grande, miss romantic by cleo sol, fall in by Esperanza spalding, rain by fauna hues, slow motion by karina pasian, sunshine cleo sol, k by cigarettes after sex, used to love by chloe x Halle, sunset by the internet, pain is inevitable by daniel caesar (fawk him), cinnamon girl by lana del rey , let me know by winona oak, lost by frank ocean, butterfly by corinne bailey rae, piano song by eryn allen kane, float by fauna hues, how does it make you feel by Victoria monet, ivy by frank ocean, step on me by the cardigans, sad girl by lana del rey, wet by dazey and the scouts, frank’s ballad (wiseman) by Alex mankoo, who gets your love by margie joseph, what it is, between the cheats, will you still love me tomorrow, the girl from ipanema by amy winehouse the entirety of amy winehouse back to black album, take the box by amy winehouse

General Review:

Just wow. I did in fact spend like all day reading this and I do not regret it and even though it’s not done… this is literally a 5/5 read. Firstly the way that my baby Tay writes is so phenomenal and the depictions of the relationships and the amount of emotions and thought they she puts throughout the story makes everything so worth it. I really felt so attached to the characters and the overall story like i didn’t care how long the chapters were because i was so interested in the world she build and the CHARACTERS. Like it just keeps getting better and better; the amount of drama and messy that kept me on my toes every chapter. I cannot wait for the next chapter. The amount of stuff that went down in this fic and the route it’s going down idek how she got the life depicted in the first chapter because it’s shit happening every second like whew. I literally got so emotional reading this especially the more recent chapters because my heart hurtssss for reader so bad and it’s just so much strain on her and idgaf that’s my girl! I support women’s wrongs and she got a lot of them but that’s my baby like omg!

Now let’s delve in to my reactions ofc 🙈

CHAPTER 1: okay so obsessed with the fact that reader has a daughter firstly. The way you describe reader’s relationship and the dynamic she has with Armin and even the shift to his pov was very seamless and perfectoooo. The way you got in his head and i feel immersed inside of his thoughts about her and i just thought it was really well written and so beautifully executed. “Being with you but not truly being with you was like having an itch that begged to be scratched.” Like that line right there? It burneddd me and make me feel for him and overall i got invested. Can I add that Armin working in a bakery was very on par with his character lol? Like i love it. Your description of anything is very addicting as well let me add, im a sucker for details so i loved it. I was cheesing DOWN during their moments and when he took her to their childhood hangout place and the hold “date” bit came up and the “but even so, the implication of romance with him felt as natural as breathing.” Likeeee omg i was blushing. “I was always planning on leaving, but…not without you.” Oh that moved me like bad. I’m a sucker for childhood friends to lovers and hearing them reminiscing and just wanting to move out of where they are to make a lifeee was so good. “Since when was he ever so lucky? Since when did fate decide to show him a little bit of pity and mercy? The universe had taken everything from him before he was even old enough to know how to spell the word “universe.”” UGHH you’re killing meeee. And then armin’s backstory stop 😞😞😞. WHEN ARMIN SAID HE WANTED TK MARRY HERRRR OH MY HEART like 😭 crying omg!! Munch Armin Agenda >>>>

Mikasa Cameo yesss. Armin sending reader money 🥲🥲 even though he’s literally going through it ugh, my loveee. The proposal and reader finally getting her steak & lobster please love that for themmmm. Eren… pmo!! … “What they loved more, however, was the fact that he never took his eyes off of you the entire time.” 😄😄😁😁 oh okayyy, don’t know who im rooting for after eren two second cameo. “Nowadays, you had seen more of him than your own husband, and that broke your heart into pieces.” Naurrrrr 🥲 please… ““Is it ‘cause we’re all alone, baby?”” Eren… ERENNN R YOU KIDDING ME MOVEEE like moveee “Can’t control yourself when it’s just us, can you?” MOVEEE

“If you were with me, you’d only be making money for yourself. No one else, baby. It’ll take you wherever you wanna go, buy you whatever want, fuck you however you want. You’d like that, right?” OH FAUK YEWWW, but … omg that’s sexy like please don’t piss me off😭😭

OH FAWK HERR??? FAWK HER MY GODDESSS IS READER SERIOUS RN?? FAWK HER SO BAD FOR THIS IDC

CHAPTER 2: “It was an indisputable fact; scientists measured the elements of his face and declared the handsome man as the literal definition of physical perfection.” Oh that ate !

Eren defending reader yesss #RealMan . “Still though, it’s Eren. Same man who took you away from the person you’re writing about. There’s no way he’d be okay with this.” Jean clocked her im sorry LMAOO??

“You were more than just a pretty face. You were more than just a lovely voice. You were a distraction.” Real… so real.

“You’re such a damn jerk,” Jean snapped. “You can’t take everything you want like you rule the goddamn world, Eren. You stole her away from her ex-husband, but no one’s allowed to steal her away from you, right? Not until you get tired of her and move on to someone else?” CLOCKED LMAKDKA CAUSE WHY WAS I LITERALLY THINKING THE SAME THING LIKE PLEASE MOVE LMAOOO

“Is it true that your ex-husband pushed for your success? And you left him for Eren Yeager?” JEAN MIGHT AS WELL THAT BEEN THE ONE TO ASK THAT BECAUSE INTREEVIEWER CLOCKEDSD HER ! Marriage 😞 please move 👎🏾 why they just pissed me off. J-JEAN ! SIR!!

“Well now, Sarah, there is the possibility that she could have been having an affair! She did leave her first husband for Eren. Who’s to say that she wouldn’t leave Eren for someone else?” THEY CLOCKING HER 😭😭😭😭😭😭 back to back!

Reader locking down all the munches like that’s queen right there! “It was the first time you had ever slept next to him without his arms wrapped around you.” 😞😞 and Jean leaving the band omg… Levi so real lmaoooo

JEAN SO MESSY??? EREN COMING OMG?? EREN ACTUALLY BEING THEREEE OH MY GOSH PLEASE MOVE!!! “But, apparently, all of it was stupid. He felt stupid as he stood there, watching his best friend kiss and touch you. He felt stupid as he thought about the day he proposed to you. He felt stupid as he thought about how much he loved you.” Naur… MY GOSH READER SO ??? she done pissed me off!

CHAPTER 3:

Mikasa clocking her 😁😁🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️ karma x3 and “i want him back” and “that’s not the same thing” LMAOO CLOCKED! LIKE GOT HER

“I didn’t even know that Eren was there! He was avoiding me for weeks a-and said he wasn’t gonna show up. I fucked up, I know that, but he stopped speaking to me. Stopped looking at me. He acted like I didn’t exist…and I was fucking lonely.” She kinda ate idk she back to winning me over. FAWK EREN 😭😭😭

Levi…is he crazy telling her to come with him?? 😭😭😭 like he finna get fucked up about her too is he MAD? “You’ve fooled around with three guys back to back. It’s a little hard to tell which one of them you like the most.” FUCK CLOCKED HER SKSJSK ?? “You’re a homeless woman who’s sleeping at her manager’s house because she cheated on a famous rockstar with his bandmate.” Levi it’s 10am in the morning 😭😭😭😭 please chill. “Last thing I need is for the public to start making rumors about us.” He so damn funny lmaoo

“Yes. Men like Eren and Jean took pure advantage of your naiveness. If you ask me, you should have been the one doing the punching. Don’t sit back and let them walk all over you.” Okayy Annie period queen.

“The singer with more failed relationships than original songs.” 😭😭😭 i be giggling down like the industry is clocking herrrrr bad

Annie and Sasha correct actually 🤷🏽‍♀️ coming from the uno champ myself. “Did I just make you laugh? And smile?” 👀 he better relaxxx he see the reader effect !

Not even divorced and literally got a meeting and kissing on Reiner like 😭 is she mad??

CONNIEEEE??? I AINT EVEN PWEP

“Gonna punch me too? Try it. Go ahead. Do it, and let’s see what fucking happens.” CLOCKED! Lmaoooo

Hickey… why i already knew something like that was gonna go down. Broke my baby heart omg 😞!

“If you loved him, you wouldn’t have cheated on him. If you loved me, you wouldn’t have left me. So you’re still fucking lying.” Armin just came back and clocking her lmaoooooo “I think it’s easier for you to act like you’ve never cared about anyone than it is to take responsibility for your actions. It’s less painful to pretend that you’re completely the victim in this situation than it is to accept that you broke my heart. Eren and Jean’s heart as well. I’m not saying that anyone is in the right or wrong, but I know you. I know you loved me, even if it was just a little bit.” Tea… like girl it’s okay.

CHAPTER 4:

Connie is crazyyy 😭😭? “You know your life is in my hands” & “don’t make me do some easy shit” OHH he crazy

Marco…. Yo?? And they wondering why Connie went mad like be serious.

Arminnn, glad to see he okayish. “You never thought he’d use it on you.” Welllll?? The love of his life fucked him over 😭😭😭 um be serious.

“I love you, and I understand what money and influence can do to a person, but I just miss you. I miss the old you, the person who made everyone laugh during card games and didn’t treat everyone like garbage.” 🙂🙂🙂 ohhh he clocked her this like one of the worst ones.

“No ordinary human being enjoyed the realization that they had changed for the worse. It felt like your insides were twisting up, as if the old version of yourself was begging to come out, buried underneath this new, shallow, perfect celebrity.” ☹️☹️☹️ nooo queenie.

“You’re so in love with Hollywood now, I didn’t think you’d come at all if I told you the truth.” 😟😟 oh um! this is crazy to say ?? why even invite her at all lmaoo??

Reiner’s place is so lived in and loved around like your description really got me cause I can feel it all around and buzzing so lively whew i felt home! Reiner is EXACTLY the type of man who would bring you to meet the family and to propose so i smiledddd because yes just yes!

Jean messy as HELL! THE BREAK IN IS CRAZY AND HER JUST ASSUMING ITS ARMIN

HER SUCKING LEVI IS CRAZY???? MARRIED FOR HALF A SECOND IS SHE MAD?? LEAKED PHOTOS AND ALL THAT IS CRAZY AFTER THE BREAK IN OMG??? 😭😭😭 she cannot catch a break, she been famous for like maybe 2 years what is her problem.

CHAPTER 5:

ARMIN AND EREN GETTING JUMOED BY CONNIE MEN IS SO INSANEEEE. Levi OKAYYY king shitttt yesss. Why is Connie so messy?? Why is he trying to ruin her like omg…

“Y/N’s the only client you give a damn about now. You don’t even give a damn about yourself. Your life is ruined, and yet, here you are, worrying about her.” CLOCKED LMAOO?? JEAN BE CLOCKING EVERYONE LIKE LMAOOO

Album called Heartbreaker, she kinda mother for that 😹😹 like literal queen shit. The story… my eyes almost popped out my head like okay.. Not jean and eren popping out yo! Um Connie and Flint is so…messy for all this. They really getting a personal fuck you.

😹😹 Eren just clocked Flint like I hope he don’t get beat up later but he ate. OH MY GOSH?? What the fuck is wrong with Connie yo?? He can’t hate eren this bad like he’s literally a monster….

NAH READER STFU?? BEFORE HE GET SOMEONE TO WHOOP YOUR ASS TOO LIKE OMG?? BUT WHY SHE VERY MUCH SO CLOCKED HIM LIKE IM GIGGLINGGG 😭😭😹😹 GET HIM AGAIN!

Someone gotta kill Connie like wtf is his problem and to even threaten Levi and the way he doing reader, not even letting her see Reiner… like i feel for her so bad omg. Why is he ruining her lifeeee omg ?? Like im finna cry ??? And then to do that to Reiner :((( omg i feel for everyone in here omg

NAH CAUSE LEVI RIGHT ACTUALLY?? LIKE CONNIE IS LITERALLY OBSESSED WITH HER!

Them being worried about who she gonna end up with is kinda crazy like she being held hostage 😭😭? Thank you Levi for getting them back in order. WHY REINER JUST CLOCKED ALL OF THEM LIKE LITERALLY ALL OF THEM LMAOOOO

CHAPTER 6:

ERWIN JUST FUCKED EVERYTHING UP ??? YO??

“She doesn’t have any loved ones, just a bunch of stupid guys hoping to crawl into bed with her. That’s all she’s good for.” Alright?? Fuck you??

CONNIE SHOOTHIM HIM IS MADDDD OMG

The car ride having me on the edge of my seat just paragraphs in. Connie trying to do small talk like please move…

“Because that would mean leaving, and you knew better.” I’m crying like idgaf she don’t deserve none of this 😭😵‍💫😵‍💫???

“Really? You’re working on your eighty-seventh marriage and you wanna lecture me about being a good person? You cheat and get remarried every season, so shut the hell up.” He tried to clock her but it’s tired at this point so 😭😭😭 please gtfo. Connie trying to be lonely too he can get out like i really dgaf.

Nah Reiner clocked it… I wasn’t even seeing Mikasa fr until he just said that because yes I can see it fr! Like wowww. This Mikasa and Reiner conversation is >>> like i love it.

Poor reader like idgaf, she did that to keep them safe obviously! Why would Jean just say that to eren tb licking connie’s boots like his mom’s life was at risk please ??😭😭😭

THE ENDINGGGG OMG??? I canttttt

#໒꒰ྀི⸝⸝ɞ̴̶̷ ·̫ ɞ̴̶̷⸝⸝꒱ྀི১ tea time

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warmgrey · 2 months ago

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head hurtssss i got up like an hour and a half ago to start looking for lunch and now ive just put a microwave meal on bc i got incredibly grossed out by a mouldy tomato and started pulling the fridge apart to clean it. and now my head hurts from dehydration and hunger and the smell of vinegar and overexertion and i still have to wait for the shelves to dry to put them back. and its still only a partial clean bc the door shelves and the drawers arent smth i can manage on my own/with no more space left in the outside fridge to put those things bc thats where the shelf stuff went........

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asfearlessasamango · 11 months ago

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here i ammmmm i hope this isnt the longest ask ever lol but i cannot overstate how GORGEOUS i find your prose. the phrase “tiredness curls up in each joint like old cats in old corners” is so absolutely evocative and paints such a melancholic, beautiful, rich picture in my mind every time i remember it. i could actually get it tattooed thats how seriously beautiful i find it. most of all i loooooooove the amount of social norms, architectural details, cultural differences etc etc you infused in the story to fill in the gaps of the canon universe. the choice of using of rice paper vs. glass and all the reasoning behind it is the example that comes to mind, but im sure that if i knew more about east asian cultures, i could identify more and more details you scattered throughout the plot to turn this make believe world into a truthful parallel of the real one we have. i can only say bravo. and if you have any recommended reading for homework, i’d love to know more about these references! now back to your writing! one of thee strongest points of the story, for me, is how believable these characters are as people. they feel so fully fleshed out that sometimes it was like intruding on someone’s most private thoughts - even a little painful to keep going, and i mean that in the best way possible! i especially loved the subtle addition of zuko’s ingrained sexism and prejudice against other nations, things that ofc he’s never had reason to unlearn in this universe. he is compassionate, but can be very unkind - seems like a delicate balance, but in your story, it just flows naturally. you inhabit their heads, strengths, flaws and life experiences so well, like sokka’s blind defensiveness when he thinks of himself as helpless, his brashness and ingenuity when he sees zuko more as a puzzle to solve than a person. that goes even people who haven't gotten that much plot attention yet - like azula wearing blue lipstick (!!!!) foaming at the mouth from the thought. OFC she would!!! shes bold, shes confident and shes here to shine + now she allows herself to have fun! do “ugly” and “imperfect” things for fun! and all the parallels between this redeemed azula and the canon zuko we know. your oc who is zuko's guardian, who he calls grandma, hasn't even shown up yet and i already love and miss her. uncle iroh!!!! zuko assuming malice from uncle iroh who only wants the best for him - but ofc he doesnt know that! but we do, and it hurtssss katara and aang!!! the bath scene with aang, zuko’s forced vulnerability, their honesty, aang’s absolute grace towards zuko. suki and the kyoshi warriors! i trust they will get their turn to kick some ignorant prince ass. and the thing that draws me the most to this genre: the exploration of trauma in its aftermath. your storytelling is wonderfully brutal here. like… you draw a white picture by filling in all its shadowy contours…. if that makes sense. all the ways zuko’s life was affected by his father add up to the shape of his hurt. him not eating fatty foods to stay fit and "bend better". recognizing azula in his own reflection instead of himself. wearing his mom’s night clothes. im going feral feral feral whew! in my heart all this would’ve been a very pretty glittery letter sent to your author p.o. box. i love your story and it lives constantly in my imagination - thank you so much for sharing it with the world!!!

ohhhmg.... thank you for this!! i sat on it for a whole minute to respond right! i'm so glad you like it!! i love that you love all these characters' new lives <3 <3

there are so many Very Careful Lines to Walk in doing an ATLA au bc the original characters and cultural stories are really so complex. and i am FAR from an expert on east asian history / cultures but here are a few sources that I found helpful / interesting:

jinian qian's writing for The Millions, especially the articles "The Moon Is Beautiful Tonight: On East Asian Narratives" and "Light in the West and Shadows in the East"

chaoyang trap, which is not at all about ancient china but about very modern chinese cultural existence, especially on the Internet / social media / fandom. I can't say this has directly provided me with a lot of relevant info but it does help me figure out attitude / approaches / how things "translate" into western contexts

and of course there are so many A:TLA blogs that really keep the analytical conversations going and make ao3 as vibrant as it is-- @atlaculture, @boybff, @volkswagonblues, @azularedemptionarcwhen, @chitsangenthusiast, @azulasnailtech, @visit-ba-sing-se, @marriedzukka, @bleekay, @ash-and-starlight, @sokkagatekeeper, @azulapropaganda, @zukkababey, @comradekatara, @ofherlionheart, @chaoticsandstorm

okay i will stop blasting this post into all of atla tumblr's notifs but the above blogs are total Gs, 10/10, would not be as deep into my MFA in a:tla without these trailblazing scholars who went before me

have a lovely vintage kermit meme, mwah

#thank you!!#asks #atla

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Hello it's me again. I really liked what you had written and I have another request if it doesn't bother you. Fukuzawa x reader again with either GN! Or Fem! Reader and him basically taking care of us while sick/injured or the other way around and us taking care of him.

I really just crave fluff with him and I hope you're not annoyed at me for requesting something again and that it makes sense.

Anyway I hope you have a nice day/night and don't forget to stay hydrated.

Sorry for it taking a long time I got a little sick but enjoyyyyyyy

Tw:blood, fighting, implied sa

Fluff, comfort

We will do it together

HAHAHHAH IM MAKING A PART 2 YASSS

Also thank you for the request, ive enjoyed these!!!

Some ranpo x reader

I didn't know what age the reader should be so I made them a teen.

Also they have a plant ability where they can grow plants by touching the ground

Fukuzawa x reader part 2

He was gone, he had left the room to do who knows what. Now here I am laying on a bed. It was silent. But that was nice. Nice and quiet. Perfect for sleep. And I did.I woke up to the sound of a door opening. It was ranpo.

"Hiiiiii Lil ms! I'm here to take you home! The president couldn't be here so he asked me!!!". He laughed.

He picked me up bridal style.

"Ranpo that hurtssss.". I whined

"Sorryyyy little ms. ima wheel you there then!" He smiled, placing me on the wheel chair in the agency.

"How is it know???". He smiled.

"It's okay.". I smiled.

•••Lil time skipy•••

"Um ranpo... it's is the wrong house, this is Fukuzawa house and not mine.". I said puzzled.

"I know! That's what he said to do. He said he's got to keep an eye on you while you recover.". He smiled.

(Bro Fukuzawa has a traditional Japanese house, you can't tell me otherwise, I refuse to see it any other way)

We wheeled me into his house pushing me into a room. The room he took me to when he saved me from those men.

•••Flash backkkkkkk•••

"Please sirs I don't want any trouble." I cried from pain in face as one had slapped me.

"Hey you know there is something that you could do to make us stop.". One guy said looking at the other guy.

"Oh I see what you mean.". They smirked at each other.

"And that would be?". A tall man with white hair stood behind them.

The two guys stood there in shock. Debating their next move.

"You know.". One of the guys said while turning around.

Untill he saw his face.

"I assume yall 29, am I right? And they are a young teenager. So I'm going to ask you to leave.". The man with white hair said.

"And what will you do if we don't.". They made a snarky remarks, only angrying the white haird man more.

"P-Please just go.". I cried.

"Who said you could talk.". The guy then kicked me in the stomach, causing me to cough up blood.

"I told yall to leave, you didn't listen.". The white haired man said.

(I'm not going to write the fight because that makes me uncomffy)

"Are you okay?". He said reaching out his hand.

I reached out. Barely grabbing his hand. Two pea plants shot put of the ground and helped me up. Though as I stod up I fell on his chest while the plants disappeared. And I slowly passed out.

•••End of flash back•••

That's where i woke up. That's where I joined the Ada.

"Let me help you get down Lil ms.". Ranpo helped me up.

"Thank you.". I coughed up as he helped me lay down.

I was 13, now 17. Back in this bed struggling to keep my eyes open.

"Just go to sleep Lil ms. I promise I won't leave you till Fukuzawa gets here.". He moved my head to his lap and played with my hair.

•

I fell asleep.

•

Then I woke up.

It was raining hard. Ranpo was gone meaning Fukuzawa was here. I heard foot steps coming my way. Then opening the door.

"Good morning. How are you feeling?". He came and sat next to my bed.

"I-i.". I tried to speak my voice hurt to much.

"It's okay don't hurt yourself. I made you some miso soup.". He smiled knowing it's my favorite.

I attempted to get back up but he didn't let me plus it hurt to much. He then on the bed. He then moved me to his lap and fed me. Everything hurt so bad. But he made it hurt a little less. He fed me slowly keeping his eyes on me. To make sure I was comfortable. He's always been there.

"It will be okay my love. We will do it together.".

#fukuzawa x reader #bsd x reader #Bungou stray dogs x reader

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skylerfurmaniac · 7 months ago

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THIS

is your chance to rant about anything you like :3

use it now or save it if you wish!

YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU DONE BUT I LOVE YOU FOR IT >:D

Anywaysssss

Okay so we all know how much I like starlo, spamton and kinito they are just viruses in my head LMAOOOO I love them with all my heart :333

But DUDE I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS WITH THEM IT HURTSSSS AUGH

I could go OVER and OVER how my relationship with them and their friends could work and everything I have different CHARACTERS just to go with them and I-

Like how Skyler and north star kinda hate each other first cus Skyler is a bandit and starlo finds that SO annoying but after a while they both start to have more and more fun with each other, and soon the steal stuff from peoples houses and north star chasing Skyler starting to feel more like a game then an actual chase (anyways when Skyler steals something, it's nothing big, it's just more like so random stuff so they can just play along with the show) and soon it gets real fucking close ( >:3) and yeah soon the chase just turn into a game of teasing and throwing rude comments at each other while Skyler just kinda plays around with starlo (OKAY THAT SOUNDS SEXUAL I PROMISE IT'S NOT IT'S MORE LIKE A GAME OF CAT AND MOUSE BUT LIKE, FRUITY LMAO) and yeah XD

And with kinito it's goes the same way as the game, but kinito is actually surprised that Stella (skyler in kintopet universe lol) wants to stay with him, and when they find out they are stuck with him forever in the computer, they actually don't mind and are actually enjoying themselves, and so he isn't as strict with them as much as he is with other people, so Stella just kinda roams around the computer, kinda becoming like another addition/character to Kintiopet's game, though they do try to warn the other people that kinito tries to lead in, because they know they don't want it, but anyways, they get more and more used to kinito, and get closer to him then friends and you know how it goes from there x3

Wait I forget if I have ever posted my ref of Stella uuuh this is them :3

Spamton has a whole fucking NOVEL when it comes to him and Skyler

XDDDDD

My man you gotta understand when it comes to Skyler and Spamton, it's like a whole ass story like SRSLY the lore on them my goooodd

Spamton first met Skyler when they....."𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘭" into the dark world, during his addispam age. He found them in a dumpster, trying to get used to this world, kinda badly damaged. Skyler wasn't used to they're new form

(They didn't always looked like this)

Silly fuggin gooberr

ANYWAYS yeah so they were kinda struggling, trying to find out what the fuck was going on. So spamton and the Addison's took them in. Help them get back on their feet and taught them their way of living. Anyways when Skyler finally started to sell stuff, everything was going well. Fun fact, Skyler can shapeshift lmaooo so they turned into their own version of an Addison to be able to blend in more. Sure, teal isn't exactly common as a color for Addison's, but it worked! Anyways over time, Skyler and spamton slowly and slowly got closer to each other, and slowly starting to develop a crush on each other we hehe hehehe hehehe >:3

Then the phone called spamton

Obviously that change a lot of stuff. Changed how spamton acted and everything, becoming a bit more of an asshole and stuff. But, Skyler stayed with him anyways. They know. :) Their relationship became more of a fake dating type of relationship, but still some what close, but everyone knew they like each other Lmaooo.

Anyways after losing spamton, they were devastated. Took 3 months to get them out of he room afterwards, but honestly the only reason they were able to come out and not actually kill themselves (wooooo tramaaaa) is because they knew that spamton was alive. And yeah he was they found him again after 9 years or so of not seeing him :3333 but of course it took a while for him to actually stay near them and not run off :P

Anyways that's all for now don't feel like typing anymore but thanksssssss augh

#sky's random rambles #asks #art #skyler's art #sona: skyler

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The Jason Todd Anomaly

Chapter 11: Fuck Off Dick

Pairing: Jason Todd x female!Reader

Warnings: just some arguing, Dick is being a dick

Summary: Jason and Y/N are recovering when they receive an invitation they can’t refuse

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Jason groaned as he tried to move. Every part of his body felt like it was bruised. He hadn't been this beat up in a long time honestly, mostly just keeping people out of his territory, maybe getting into a scuffle with Penguin or Two-Face, nothing like last night. He tried to sit up but felt an arm on his chest. He looked down, remembering that he had fallen asleep with Y/N next to him. He was able to turn his head and saw her still asleep. She looked like hell and he could imagine he wore similar coloring.

"Everything hurtssss..." Y/N said, extending the 's' longer than needed. Jason chuckled but moaned, his ribs must have been at least bruised. He thought she would pull away, try to get up, but instead she scooted closer. He was still in his armor so he barely felt her head on his chest but just seeing it there and his heart started beating faster. What the fuck? It never did that. He had thought he was going to resist her but somehow that seemed stupid now. She had hinted last night that she had feelings for him. She had almost died. How could he not try to be with her when she seemed to want to be with him?

"Well, how was your first night as a member of the Bat Family?" Stephanie asked, bounding up the loft stairs carrying a tray with herbal tea, some breakfast, and pain meds. Y/N groaned and sat up slowly. Jason sat up quicker, making him wince, but he set the pillows up so Y/N could lean on them and not the cold headboard. She looked at him and smiled and in rare form, he gave her a smile back. Then he looked to Stephanie, who was smiling from ear to ear. The tray was set over Y/N's lap and she downed the meds with some tea, not caring how it burned. Jason did the same.

"It fucking sucked, I hate this family," Y/N said. "Count me out of Thanksgiving." Steph clapped. "Thank you, tell the others thank you from me too, I appreciate all the help." The young Robin nodded and left the wounded alone to eat breakfast. "She brought us pancakes but its after 2PM."

"This is normal breakfast time here," Jason said. "Normally I'm making the pancakes, Tim must have done these ones, they're overcooked." Y/N stared for a moment. "What? I can cook." She smiled at him and ate more food. Jason watched her for a moment before saying what he had been dreaming while unconscious. "You killed Harley." Y/N swallowed what was in her mouth, considering her next words.

"Yes, I killed her," she said. "Anyone else have a hand in your death?" Jason shook his head. "Good, my Jason Todd revenge killings list is checked off, now to move onto those fucking bird freaks." She sat back a bit, finished eating. Jason moved the tray to the floor, glad the pain meds were starting to take some affect. He needed to get up, get a shower, and tell the others about their escapade the previous evening.

"Thank you for killing her," he said. "Do you want to shower first or let me?" She turned to look at him, smirking.

"I want to make a joke about showering together but I don't want to laugh right now," she said, blushing a little. Jason chuckled and groaned, ya, the pain meds weren't that good yet. "Go shower, you probably want to get out of all that bullet-proof shit." He nodded. "I'm going to walk around a little bit, my legs are aching."

"Don't leave the tower, please," he instructed. She nodded and assured him she wasn't going anywhere for awhile. The drugs were here, so where else would she go? Jason went to his bathroom and stripped down, turning on the hot water. He climbed in and let the water cleanse him of not only the blood and muck of the previous evening but of the drive for revenge against Harley. It was now time for a new creed of vengeance. He was planning an owl hunt.

Y/N wandered down the stairs to the main area of the tower. There was a wall of guns, another full of screens and lab equipment, and another had the kitchen area. Tim was cleaning up the area, Damian was at the table, feet propped up, reading what looked like an old Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. Alfred and Stephanie were no where to be seen, and Dick was watching the screens, studying what was clearly camera footage from the Monarch the previous evening. Y/N walked over slowly, watching with him. Damn, her takedown of Harley was awesome.

"So you have cameras at all the hideouts of crime lords?" she asked. Dick looked at her, eyes full of annoyance. O guess he wasn't a fan of hers anymore, boo-fucking-hoo.

"Jason has the cameras, keeps track of things, I'm guessing so he can plan blackmail or to somehow intimidate them," he said. "You're a killer."

"That I am," she said without remorse. "She was one of the reasons Jason died, I'm glad she's dead." Dick shook his head. "He's your brother..."

"He's never really been a brother, not like the others have," he said. She glared at him. "What? He doesn't stand for anything Bruce did, that we do. He's reckless, and angry, and murderous. He's no better than Harley and her ilk."

"If I had the energy to punch the shit out of you right now I would," Y/N snarled. Dick looked at her surprised. "What? Did you think you listing off Jason's flaws would make me agree with your self-righteous ass? No, fuck off Dick. Batman, Bruce Wayne, whatever, thought he was such a good guy, locking up all those psychos from the city in Arkham, but what good really did he do? He was working for 25 years in this city and its still a cesspool of violence and trash. Maybe if he would have taken out a few of those villains things would have been different. Jason understood that. Probably why Bruce stood aside and let Joker kill him. He knew Jason was right..."

"You keep your opinion of Bruce in your head or else..." Dick moved closer to her, face livid.

"Or what Dick?" Jason said, walking over to them. Tim and Damian were watching now, wondering if they were going to have to stop another fight between their older brothers.

"She doesn't respect us, or Bruce," Dick said. "She is blinded by bloodlust just like you, we are supposed to be better than the bad guys." Jason shook his head.

"You are an idiot, being better than them means they win, because they can come back over and over and over until this city is cut up, in pieces, and secret societies start taking it back for themselves," he said. Dick stepped back, confused. "Ya, we need to have a chat about what actually happened last night. The Monarch wasn't our first stop." Jason glanced back at Y/N. "Go shower, I'll tell them about what happened. I left some clothes for you in the bathroom, I'm sure they don't fit, but its all I could do." Y/N smiled at him.

"You'd be surprised, I'm sure they fit better than you think," she said. She reached out and gently took his hand, squeezing it gently, before heading back up to the loft. Jason turned back to Dick, glaring before going to the kitchen table and sitting down. Tim, Damian, and Dick all joined him and he told them what had happened. He explained the court, they're offer to him, the killing tunnel, and his best guess where that place even was. He wasn't entirely sure. They sat in silence for a long time after that before all producing a feather from their pockets.

"We've been wondering what these were about," Tim said. "Also...this arrived before you guys got here last night. And we each received one also." He slid a box across the table to Jason. He untied the bow and opened the fancy package. Inside was an invitation and a mask, black and red, made to cover his forehead and eyes but leave his mouth exposed. He frowned, opening the invitation.

Mr Todd, You are cordially invited to a fundraiser for the GCPD To be held at the newly acquired Gotham City Hotel Friday the 13th beginning at 9PM. No need to RSVP, you will attend The Court

"Those fuckers don't give up do they?" he grumbled. Tim slid another box forward.

"This one is for Y/N," he said. Jason glared at the offending package before opening it. Inside was a smaller mask, more feminine, and it was black and red, matching his. They had matched her to him, marking her as a target with him. Shit. Maybe he should try to resist his feelings, resist her. But she would be so angry, what right did he have to pull away from her when she would need him and his help? He needed her as much as she needed him, they would have to get through this together because there was no other way.

"We're going to this fundraiser and we will back you up Jason, you and Y/N," Tim said. "Right you two?" he continued, throwing pointed looks to Dick and Damian. Damian shrugged while Dick just stared at Jason for awhile before nodding. Damian stood up and looked at the other three before asking,

"Who's going to tell Y/N she has to find a dress for a party?"

#Jason Todd #jason todd x plus size reader #jason todd x reader #jasontoddanomaly #red hood #red hood x reader #red hood x plus size reader

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i-ate-your-dog-srry · 1 year ago

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Ong I just went on a horrible drawing spree, and now my head hurtssss >:[

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eeclare · 2 years ago

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Haikyuu Fic Master List pt. 3

Part 1 is here part 2 is here

Part 1 is JUST IwaOi and Pt. 2 consists of MastuHana and EnnoTana so if you’re looking for those pairing, click the first two links!

I apologize that my lists are so long, but when you’ve been in the game for as long as I have, it’s bound to happen lol the sad part is that I have way more fics for way more fandoms haha but maybe that’s for another time

Kuroo Tetsurou x Kozume Kenma

Penne For Your Thoughts

Word count: 8,408

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Kenma is the kitchen manager of Crow’s Restaurant, and unfortunately, he’s in love with none other than the head chef, and best friend, Kuroo Tetsurou. He’s managed to survive nearly two decades of being in love with him. So why does everything have to fall apart now?

This one is quite funny, minimally angsty, and best of all, really cute

the snow keeps falling

Word count: 17,323

Rating: General Audiences

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: kenma and kuroo have been in a relationship for seven comfortable years, until a freak accident leads to kuroo forgetting kenma. and only kenma. the two of them are forced to navigate a new life - one of them still painfully in love, and the other blissfully unaware.

This one hurtssss my heart but it’s so amazingly well written and while incredibly angsty, it has a happy ending and I love it

You Don’t Have to Kiss Me <3

Word count: 3,690

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Kuroo has managed to miss the fact that he’s dating Kenma. He is very confused about why Kenma wants to practice kissing all of a sudden. Kenma simply wants to kiss his boyfriend.

Kuroo is the biggest idiot I love this pairing

All Along There Was Some Invisible String Tying You To Me

Word count: 7,555

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Kenma slaps himself on the head, almost in hopes that it’ll reset his brain somehow, but the annoying song doesn’t leave his head. So how does he know it? How is it stuck in his head? Oh. /Oh./ This must be Kenma’s first hearing, and apparently his soulmate is the most obnoxious asshole on the planet. Kenma groans, hitting his head against his desk. He’s totally screwed, isn’t he? / In which Kozume Kenma can hear the music his soulmate is listening to, and is determined to find him so he can yell at him to improve his music taste

This one isn’t my favourite but it’s worth the recommendation. Soulmate AU where Kenma is just totally over it

us three <3<3<3

Word count: 5,137

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: the actual summary is pretty long but I’ll throw in this lil blurb: Kuroo’s gaze flits over to the utensil. His eyes bulge out of his skull. “Wh—is that a meat hammer? Put it back!” Akaashi’s head recoils back in confusion. “I don’t understand the problem here.”

This might just be one of the funniest fics on the planet and it captures the fanon characters really really well! Please just read it!

throwing oranges

Word count: 1,808

Rating: General Audiences

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: "Please, Kozume-kun?" the third girl says, now that Kenma has seemingly checked into the conversation. "What does Kuroo-senpai like?" ...what. "Volleyball," Kenma says shortly, ignoring their annoyed little sighs, and returns his expression to the screen. He's died. Figures. After that he starts paying attention. More attention to the social aspects, at least. Kenma always pays a fair percentage of his attention to Kuroo. He sort of demands it. And. Kuroo does get a lot of female attention.

This one is really cute and I love it!

Of Apple Blossoms and Yarrow

Word count: 4,150

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: It's usually weekly or bi-weekly that Kuroo brings over flowers of some sort, a kind of habit he's kept up over all the years they've been friends. Sometimes Kenma wishes he had asked the first time it ever happened, because he can't help but wonder now. Why don't you just keep them in your room if you like them? Does this mean anything to you?

I quite like this one, it’s fun and sweet!

i say it in everything that i do - every touch and blink and swallow

Word count: 3,763

Rating: General Audiences

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: 5 times Kenma confesses to Kuroo (and one time he does it for real)

5+ 1 fics are so so good :)

Liked, Commented and Subscribed

Word count: 45,729

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 17/17

Summary: Everyone is a youtuber and tumblr ships KuroKen. A lot.

Am I a sucker for YouTube AUs? Yes I am. This is one of the first KuroKen fics that I bookmarked after getting my ao3 account. This isn’t my most favourite pairing in the whole world but I truly do appreciate the work that goes into their fics!

of broken but beautiful souls

Word count: 3,595

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Like others too, Kenma wished that his soul is beautiful.

This one’s kind of heartbreaking but it has a happy ending and it’s quite sweet

tastes like peppermint

Word count: 5,389

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed 1/1

Summary: they’ve been friends for so long kuroo already knows kenma’s sleeping pattern and isn’t the least concerned when he shows up for cuddles in the middle of the night.

This one is super duper adorable!

One Day

Word count: 4,503

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Kozume Kenma thought it would be fun to one day have one of his live streams break the 700k viewer barrier. Kuroo Tetsurou thought it would be fun if one day his and Kenma’s relationship was made public. Kodzuken’s viewers thought it would be fun to one day learn a bit more about the elusive youtuber’s personal life. That one day is today, though none of them found it particularly funny at the time.

This one is actually really good. It’s definitely interesting, and the plot is unexpected but it’s really good! (Hostage AU)

Fall Damage

Word count: 3,762

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Kuroo barges into Kenma's streams, his fans go apeshit, Kenma suffers the consequences.

This one is a funny fake dating/break up AU and it’s my jam

someone special, who could it be?

Word count: 1,614

Rating: General Audiences

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: “He’s lanky, but he’s a good blocker. Loud and obnoxious, but still encouraging. His eyes look like they were robbed from a poor cat. Oh, and he has a terrible case of bed head too.”“Oh my god, it’s Lev. You have a crush on Lev."

This one is so funny! Kuroo is such a moron

petals: blue, red, yellow

Word count: 12,088

Rating: General Audiences

Status: Completed; chapters 2/2

Summary: The feeling in his throat was back and Kenma quickly shoved his game in his bag, standing up to leave the room before he coughed too loudly and woke the whole team up. Kuroo looked at him worriedly. “Kenma, are you---” “I’m fine,” he answered, his voice nearly inaudible. He didn’t wait for a response as he rushed out of the door in the direction of the bathroom, trying his best to contain the rising feeling in his throat.

This one’s angsty and sad (with a happy ending) I really love hanahaki AUs tho :)

Nothing Short of a Miracle

Word count: 1,353

Rating: General Audiences

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Kuroo decides that it's about time to propose to the love of his life.

This one is short and sweet

curiosity kills

Word count: 41,426

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 5/5

Summary: Kenma rescues a cat. Later on, the cat saves him in return.

I really do love this fic. It’s a total classic and absolutely worth the read

over the weekend we could turn the world to gold

Word count: 1,372

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: The thing is, Tetsurou is well aware that he could ask for the futon. It isn’t offered to him anymore, because he hasn’t used it in years, but he could still ask. But then Kenma would be suspicious, and his parents might ask if they were fighting, and Tetsurou doesn’t even really want the futon, because he always sleeps best with Kenma tucked against his side, head resting on Tetsurou’s arm, so maybe he’ll just settle for being painfully obvious and hoping he doesn’t get questioned about it until they get home.

There’s only one bed. That’s it. That’s the fic

It’s Big

Word count: 710

Rating: General Audiences

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: “You have big feet Kuroo.” The locker room went quiet. Kuroo fell on his head.

This one made me giggle

Proximity Makes the Heart Grow Fonder <3

Word count: 3,590

Rating: Explicit

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Kenma rolls his eyes. “Yeah, but still. It’s a hassle. Besides, it’s not a big deal, right? We’ve shared beds before.” Kuroo bites back a remark about how that was at a time when he didn’t even know what a crush felt like, and sighs. He clenches his fists briefly, trying to remedy how cold and sweaty his palms are getting.

There’s only one bed pt 2 but this time it’s porn

top 10 worst pet names <3

Word count: 8,967

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 2/2

Summary: What if your team was too stupid to tell the difference between a wasp sting and a hickey and your best friend thought that was the perfect prank opportunity?

Super duper big classic and super duper big funny

The Case of Kuroo Tetsurou: Uni Student and House Wife Extraordinaire

Word count: 1,322

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: With Kenma raking in the big bucks, Kuroo is left to balance university and keeping their apartment clean.

I quite like this one! It’s funny and cute

Good to You

Word count: 2,186

Rating: General Audiences

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: "You’re childhood friends with Kozume-kun from Class 3, right? Do… do you know if Kozume-kun is dating anyone?”

At the words, Kuroo’s brain malfunctions. Kozume-kun, he thinks with wide eyes, and then, dating anyone? Kenma? Dating anyone? Is it possible? His brain knows the two phrases separately, but he’s never thought of them in connection before. Kenma. Dating someone. Suddenly the anchor he’s been clinging to cracks just the slightest bit. / When a girl from Kenma's class approaches Kuroo for advice on how to ask out Kenma, Kuroo comes to the realization that his feelings for Kenma might be more complicated than he'd originally thought.

I love jealousy turns to feelings of realization tropes

Wouldn’t it be Funny?

Word count: 1,445

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Bokuto and Kuroo plot a prank on their friends. Kuroo is not prepared for Kenma's reaction.

This one isn’t my favourite, but I like it well enough

good luck charm

Word count: 8,979

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: The shop is freezing, the instruments are breaking, the lights won't stop flickering, and dammit, Kuroo has some terrible luck.

This is part of possibly my favourite Haikyuu series ever but this is the only KuroKen fic that’s part of the series so

I Must be Dreaming

Word count: 11,210

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Kenma Kozume, university student and soulmate skeptic, is not fond of all of pop rock band Neko's frontman, Tetsurou Kuroo, believing him to be a party boy and a corporate sellout. However, his world turns upside down when Tetsurou's soulmark gets leaked to the media - and it's a mark that's all too familiar.

This one is really good and I really like it :)

Five Times One

Word count: 4,828

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Five times Kuroo defends Kenma from other people. One time Kenma defends Kuroo back.

This one is sweet and I’m a sucker for protective bfs

Operation: Observe Kenma

Word count: 3,700

Rating: N/A

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: “So you’re telling me” Hinata started off slowly. “You spend basically all of your free time together, you feed one another, take care of each other when one is sick or drunk and he lets you steal his clothes with no objections. Yet you guys aren’t dating” Hinata wasn’t buying it. Kenma flushed under the realisation. WAS he dating Kuroo?

This one is so cute and a great little study of their relationship but not that deep

Superposition <3<3<3

Word count: 102,801

Rating: Mature

Status: Completed; chapters 12/12

Summary: "Well, I bet I’ll be seeing more of you in the future then, huh? But hopefully soon it’ll be me watching you on stage," Tetsurou tells him. Something flickers across Kenma’s face - something like bright, childlike hope. “D’you actually think so?" “Call me crazy,” Tetsurou says, grinning a stupid grin that shows all his teeth, “but I’d be willing to bet on it." // Tetsurou Kuroo, the lead singer of alternative band Neko, meets Kenma Kozume, aspiring musician, at one of his shows, a meeting that sets into motion a series of events that change their lives - and the alternative music scene - forever. Or, the early 2000s pop punk band AU.

This is quite literally my favourite KuroKen fic in existence. Superposition is my fav song and knowing the lyrics while reading the fic hits so different. Nothing that sad happens (though it is angsty and slow burn) but this fic had me in actually tears and suffering an existential crisis. Seriously. The portrayal of the characters, the beauty of the writing. It just makes me cry so damn hard. I could not think of a better recommendation for you if I tried. I will never ever get over how much this fic has affected me as a person.

If You Want It

Word count: 3,495

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Kenma’s eyebrows narrow - it sounds almost like the interviewer is implying that they’re together, together. As in more than just best friends. The funny feeling in his chest doesn’t leave. But he tells himself she has no idea what she’s talking about. They’re just close best friends, after all. Close bandmates. That’s all.

Another band AU. It’s not nearly as angsty as superposition so this is a good one to read afterwards :’)

Candied_Apple

Word count: 2,809

Rating: Explicit

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Everyone knows Kenma does video game playthroughs and live streams himself gaming; his ex-teammates teased him for weeks when they found out, until they saw how many followers he had. Then he was kind of like a celebrity. The name username ApplePi is becoming well known in the gaming community. And in another part of the web, Candied_Apple is becoming just as well known.

This one is short and smutty. Not my fav writing in the world but I’m still a relative fan

open doors

Word count: 1,578

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Kuroo Tetsurou grew up in a home with open doors.

This one’s really sweet!

the idiot with the painted face

Word count: 6,173

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: “What are you—get that phone out of my face!” “But it’s for this app! It says it can tell what mood you’re in with just a single picture.”

The title is a Mitski song but the fic is not sad

Schrödinger’s boyfriend

Word count: 3,692

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: "I have plans for next week." A week before Valentine's day Kenma finds out Kuroo has plans. Plans he was keeping secret from his best friend. Why does he suddenly feel so betrayed and rejected? Will this rollercoaster of emotions and sudden realizations awaken something in him? But most importantly, will he do something about his feelings in time for Valentine's Day?

It’s a cliché but it’s good

you are the music in me

Word count: 5,421

Rating: General Audiences

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Kuroo Tetsurou was suffering from a long streak of writer's block. The melodies seemed to come back to him after he first listened to an arrangement made by music producer Kozume Kenma. And he knew immediately they had to meet.

ANOTHER music AU

Jealousy

Word count: 1,644

Rating: General Audiences

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: After coming back from summer training, Kuro starts acting strange.

I am a sucker for jealous bfs

The Kenma Counter <3

Word count: 734

Rating: General Audiences

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Kuroo had the strange habit of mentioning Kenma any chance he got. The boys started counting. The boys started discussing the wildest topics hoping Kuroo wouldn't find a way to bring Kenma up. The boys give up.

Short and sweet and funny

Beautiful People Will Ruin Your Life <3

Word count: 3,168

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Kuroo Tetsurou runs a private Twitter account where he's constantly tweeting about how desperately in love he is with Kozume Kenma. Little does he know that Kenma sees all the tweets and keeps referencing the account in an attempt to get Kuroo to confess to him. / Or, five times Kuroo didn't notice Kenma hinting about his private Twitter account, and one time he finally did.

This one is cute and funny and a fan favourite!

can’t stop thinking ‘bout it

Word count: 3,247

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: 5 times Kuroo and Kenma kissed by accident + 1 time it was no accident

This one is really fun to read!

Running Home

Word count: 1,331

Rating: General Audiences

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Kenma tried to catch his breath while he stumbled into Kuroo's arms. He knew he was making a scene with other third years mingling in the hallway watching him, but for once he didn't care. Couldn't care.

Mid A/B/O fic. I’m not hating on the author though, btw, I’m just letting you guys know how I felt about it :)

Japan’s Most Subscribed <3

Word count: 3,613

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Kuroo Tetsurou @blacktetsurou changed his bio : volleyball player, co-owner of Bouncing Ball Corp. and so much more ;)

This one is really sweet I love it + it’s a classic one!

Spark a Flame in Me

Word count: 3,623

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Kozume Kenma's never had a crush before. He's never come across anyone he's drawn to in that way. That is until he officially meets his next-door neighbor, a friendly firefighter named Kuroo Tetsurou.

This one is quite popular and good

Komorebi

Word count: 16,789

Rating: General Audiences

Status: Completed; chapters 2/2

Summary: Against better judgement Kuroo follows Oikawa's suggestion of getting a summer job and they end up working in a large multistory electronic goods store in bustling Ikebukuro. Oikawa is, not surprisingly, placed in the women's beauty section, while Kuroo has been relegated to the video game department. So, he spends the rest of his summer trying to convince himself that things will get better. (Spoiler: It does.)

This one is a great classic! Def worth the read!

No, I Need It

Word count: 1,849

Rating: General Audiences

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Kenma has severe pregnancy cravings, and Tetsurou's wallet suffers.

This one is an mpreg A/B/O but I swear it’s funny and kinda cute ToT

beyond castle walls

Word count: 16,724

Rating: Explicit

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Kenma doesn't realise that the guy he's brought home for the night is Kuroo Tetsurou, the crown prince of the kingdom, until there are photos posted online the next morning. The royal family has to save face by announcing a marriage, and Kenma's life is never going to be the same.

This one’s alright. Not my fav but if you want a royalty AU here you go

Principles of Chemistry <3

Word count: 32,419

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 4/4

Summary: In which Kenma ends up being sorted into the wrong group and has to endure his new, exhausting lab partner for the next month.

This one is classic funny and sweet! Relative slow burn and little to no angst

pretty girls make me nervous <3

Word count: 6,906

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Kuroo does everything he can to get Kenma a significant other. Meanwhile, everyone bets how long it'll take before Kuroo realizes that Kenma's sorta already dating him.

This one is probably the ULTIMATE classic KuroKen fanfiction. If you haven’t read this yet, you legally have to to become a part of the Haikyuu fandom

pushing boundaries

Word count: 4,432

Rating: Explicit

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Kuroo glanced up, still bent as he pressed a final kiss to Kenma’s hipbone. “Is this okay?” Kenma didn’t think he could summon the words if he’d tried. 'Please,' he figured he wanted to say. 'You don’t know how long I’ve been waiting for this.' Instead, he nodded, a bit breathless.

Cute and sweet vanilla sex with our two favourite cats

two cats

Word count: 19,886

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 5/5

Summary: (12:01) From: Kenma :3 and why won’t you tell me what the secret is?(12:02) To: Kenma :3 there r some things even i won’t say over txt

This one should technically be read before pushing boundaries but at the end of the day I don’t think it actually really matters

There’s No Tutorial for This <3

Word count: 21,500

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: “I think maybe Kuroo-senpai likes him, and that’s why it was hard for him to tell us.” “On the fucking nose, Lev.” Kuroo likes Kenma, but he can't figure that out for himself. Kenma likes Kuroo, except he's never had a crush on anyone before and has no idea how to cope. Hopefully they can both figure it out by the time their summer vacation ends. "...I swear to god I’m going to die Bokuto, he’s so cute and I’m so fucked.”

This one is an OLD classic. Like 2015 old. Can’t believe I read this around the time it was published.

Home, At Last

Word count: 5,549

Rating: Explicit

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: While gathering supplies in his abandoned neighborhood, Kozume Kenma comes across a half-dead vampire with a familiar face. A face he hasn't seen in over a year.

Kuroo as a vampire??? Yes please

You and Me, Together Forever

Word count: 20,147

Rating: Explicit

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Years after college, Kenma and Kuro face the ups and downs of their new relationship, growing closer and stronger than ever before.

Just pure porn

We Belong Together <3

Word count: 4,712

Rating: Explicit

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Six years after the emperor sent him to the border for falling in love with the crown prince, Kuroo Tetsurou receives an invitation to return to the palace.

Oh my god?? This is the best royalty AU and I love it

Water and Brimstone <3 <3

Word count: 41,549

Rating: Mature

Status: Completed; chapters 7/7

Summary: Kuroo and Kenma are assigned to go undercover as a result of Bokuto’s awkward attempt at playing matchmaker... but their simple case turns out to be a lot more dangerous than they expected.

I fucking love detective AUs this is literally so good holy shit

Best Friends

Word count: 6,307

Rating: Explicit

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: During the two weeks he spends manning his uncle's ice cream booth on the coast, Kenma decides that maybe he likes his best friend back, after allegedly

Another oldie but a goodie! This one is a classic from 2014, and it’s on almost every single KuroKen fic rec list ever

How Kuroo Found Kenma

Word count: 37,641

Rating: Explicit

Status: Completed; chapters 5/5

Summary: "Oh my God," Kuroo said, eyes growing wide. He slowly turned to fully face Oikawa, "I'm in love with Kenma." Oikawa brought his tea to his mouth. "Yeah," he said, smiling through the steam rising in front of his face, "I know."

This is yet ANOTHER classic. And I think I’ve changed my mind as to what the ultimate KuroKen fic is, because it’s actually this one. You have not lived if you haven’t read this. Slow burn, kinda angsty, beautifully written (the author is the same as conquering the great king, so you know it’s good)

Azumane Asahi x Nishinoya Yuu

Salamanders Know <3 <3

Word count: 12,652

Rating: General Audiences

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: It's Asahi who notices first so it's his responsibility to alert Nishinoya to the situation: they are soulmates. Now if only Asahi's tattoo would stop running away every time he tries to approach him, that would be great. With Daichi and Suga's help maybe he can find a way to get around his own shyness?

This one might be one of my favourites for this pairing tbh. Super adorable soulmate AU and a study of Asahi’s character

Sharing a Space (In My Heart) <3

Word count: 7,282

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Soulmate AU where you can feel your soulmate's emotions, and Nishinoya is worried that his soulmate is in serious danger.

A classic! Great AsaNoya fic and truly a sweet one

Oral Fixation <3

Word count: 3,554

Rating: Explicit

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: “So.” Noya shot him a mischievous look, full cat-ate-the-canary in its devilish charm. “I’m not imagining things. You have been staring at my mouth.” “Wha- I- Um… ” Asahi blushed red, tripping over his words. He hadn’t realized Noya had noticed, probably should have known he wasn’t being subtle in his attention. “M-Maybe?”

Hot dog this is a good one. Mostly porn no plot but damn

Cherry on top but not for long

Word count: 2,654

Rating: Explicit

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: "I want to get into your pants, Asahi-san!" Noya says it so stoutly, so resolutely, that all Asahi can do for a moment is stare at her. Noya's cheeks are puffed out with the strength of her conviction, bleached bangs poofing out of her ponytail. Asahi buries her face in her hands. "Shame should be taught in schools," she mumbles, and Noya squawks.

AsaNoya genderbend fic to soothe the soul

Sleepless in Saitama <3

Word count: 12,559

Rating: Explicit

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Noya is a restless sleeper, frequently flailing in his sleep and rolling over his teammates at away camps. The problem seems to be solved when he wakes up one morning snugly wrapped up in Asahi's arms, until a whole new set of problems begin...

I love this one! It’s really cute and sweet with a side of smut

Propriety

Word count: 6,013

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: The collective hive mind head canon of Noya being the "atypical" omega and Suga being the "model" omega taken to a logical conclusion.

Light angst, really nice. I personally love it. It is A/B/O so if ur not into that, skip it

come and take a walk on the wild side

Word count: 4,605

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: There’s a bloodcurdling scream of terror, and then Noya remembers that, right, there’s a new person moving into the apartment next to him. Oops. (in which Noya is accidentally the Worst Neighbor Ever, Asahi loses twenty years of his life to stress, and Rolling Thunder is the star of the show.)

Great fic! Really funny, Noya owns exotic animals. Asahi is his new neighbour and is less than impressed

I’d Like You Anyway <3

Word count: 7,167

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Yū believes in soulmates, but that doesn’t mean he believes in them.

Completely classic AsaNoya fic!

close to your heart <3

Word count: 1,902

Rating: General Audiences

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: It is often thought that the second button is close to your heart. Therefore, the act of giving someone the second button of your uniform conveys the message that you think of that person as the most precious person to you.

So well written and I love this one! This is a popular AsaNoya fic :D

Top of the World

Word count: 119,248

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 33/33

Summary: Noya is a sports photographer who can't stand watching volleyball. So far, he's managed to avoid attending volleyball games at the local college, but one day the only other member of his department is out sick, so he has to take on the job. He does so reluctantly, and drags himself to the game without the intention of paying any sort of attention at all - he'll just snap a few pictures, get a quote from the team captain, and then get out and never come back. Once he's at the game, though, he lays eyes on a perfectly good reason to stick around in the form of Asahi Azumane, the team's star player. He's immediately fascinated by Asahi; he wants to meet the guy, get to know him a little, and then... well, to be completely honest, Noya kind of just wants to bang him. A lot. But of course, stuff like this rarely goes Noya's way, and this time is no exception.

Very very popular! So well written, truly a classic, slow burn and really cute! Can you imagine a world where Noya hates volleyball?

Wild Horses

Word count: 5,425

Rating: Explicit

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: While at the beach with her friends, Nishinoya runs into the biggest, hottest lifeguard she's ever seen.

Another gender bend!

Daydreamer <3

Word count: 762

Rating: Mature

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Nishinoya decides to get nipple piercings. Just one more thing for Asahi to obsess over how amazing her girlfriend is.

And another one!

the most important meal of the day

Word count: 6,427

Rating: Explicit

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: When Nishinoya returns from a two week trip overseas with her volleyball team, she and Asahi have a lot to catch up on.

…Another one..?

And yet here you are <3

Word count: 38,302

Rating: Mature

Status: Completed; chapters 12/12

Summary: His classmate rolled her eyes. “Of course Nishinoya-kun asked you to come over tonight.” Asahi blinked. “Well… he found a training video of the Japanese Olympic team, and he wants to—” The girl stood with an exasperated sigh. “He knows when the athletic department’s mixer is. It’s only been plastered on every message board across campus for two weeks.” “Maybe… maybe he just doesn’t want to go?” Asahi tried. He had the definite impression he was supposed to know why she was annoyed. Unfortunately — and not uncommonly — he was just confused. “You mean he just doesn’t want you to go,” she muttered.

Read this. I’m begging you. Please. Noya is a little shit

No Harm, No Foul <3

Word count: 9,832

Rating: N/A

Status: Completed; 1/1

Summary: "The thing about Asahi, if Noya were pressed, is that he's huge."

Dude. Angry Asahi is so fucking hot. I’m with Noya on this one. Definitely one of my favourite fics :D

Resolution

Word count: 2,928

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Nishinoya and Asahi used to be the perfect couple. Then life got in the way. On the verge of breaking up, Nishinoya finds out he's pregnant. Of all the things for life to throw at him.

Not my fav but I like it well enough :)

Alright, all done with part 3. If any of you guys read these let me know how you feel about them!

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