#and now i’m stuck in my car with my dogs again bc these kids wouldn’t stop harassing them even when i told them to go back to their dad

[ohlovxr]

hey… just a little psa - if you’re coming to pick something relatively big up from another person’s house… don’t bring your kids

[hangovercurse]

Crash Into Me

You’d been MGK’s assistant for years, but you never thought you had a chance at anything more with him until one stoplight changes everything.

Request: “ok im so sorry if this is 2 specific but ive had this idea for ages abt pining!colson x an insecure/clueless!reader who has been his assistant forever. she gets into a car accident and calls him hours later to tell him that a temp will be taking her place for a few weeks (bc of injuries) and he's like ?? why?? she explains nonchalantly, then kells kinda freaks out and shows up at the hospital all worried”

Colson Baker X Reader

Warnings: Cursing, car accident (descriptive)

A/N: This was cute 😊

Word Count: 3185

“Alright Kells, I’m out for the night. I’ll email those tracks to the board when I get home and I’ll let you know if I get any updates for tomorrow’s press.” You told the blond man who was sitting on the couch as you put your laptop into your bag. You tried not to yawn as you heaved it over your shoulder, “anything else?”

You glanced at the kitchen clock that read 2 am and let out a small sigh. You were used to late nights given your job as assistant to a rockstar, but most nights you were able to leave before 8 pm. Tonight you and Colson had gotten really invested in the tracks you were editing and lost track of time.

“Y/N,” he turned to look at you with puppy dog eyes. He wanted something that you really weren’t gonna want to give him. “Could you come over early tomorrow to help me pick out what to wear for the Vanity Fair interview?”

You chuckled, “you know they have their own wardrobe department?”

He sighed, “yeah but you know me so much better than all those stylists. I trust your opinion more.”

You rolled your eyes as he tilted his head, begging you. “Fine, but I’m buying us coffee with your credit card.”

He broke out into a smile, “thank you, love you!” He called as you walked towards his front door.

“Whatever, I’ll see you tomorrow.” You told him, taking your car keys into your hands, and stepping out into the LA night. There was a soft breeze that shook the trees slightly, making you smile. It felt nice outside for the first time in a while.

Because of this, you decided to drive home with your windows rolled down, letting the wind flow through your hair. The roads were pretty barren by LA standards, so traffic was pretty much non-existent. You were sitting at a red light, your fingers tapping against your steering wheel as one of Colson’s songs played through your speakers softly.

You reached to turn up the volume as the light turned green. You pressed the gas, your car moving forward into the intersection. Suddenly you heard a loud squeal of brakes, looking over to your passenger window to the sight of two headlights barreling towards you. You tried to speed up to get out of the way, but it was too late.

The truck rammed straight into the side of your small car, pushing your vehicle over into the car next to you. You put your left arm up to shield you from any flying debris, but it was futile. The infrastructure of your car fell apart at the force, the dashboard collapsing onto your right leg. Luckily, your left leg managed to avoid the destruction.

You could barely feel the force of the whiplash due to the pain in your abdomen at the deployment of the airbag. Glass from the car next to you fell into your car through your open window, cutting into your skin.

And then all of a sudden, everything stopped. The truck that had hit you had stopped moving, allowing you to fully assess the damage. Your car was totaled for sure, and your leg was definitely crushed. You cried out in pain, breathing heavy and trying to see straight. You could hear the sound of sirens in the distance, giving you some sense of relief.

When the paramedics got to the scene, you were the last passenger to be taken out of the crash due to your car being in the center. A firefighter had to break the glass of your windshield, which was already cracked, in order to pull you out. When you told him your leg was stuck under the dashboard, he sent a team of men to lift it from your foot and another to pull you out of the wreckage.

They were all amazed you were still conscious but got very worried when you told them you couldn’t feel the pain in your leg. You rode in an ambulance to the hospital, the EMTs helping pick the glass from your skin and assessing your injuries. You made jokes with them to calm yourself down, something that you did with Colson and Rook whenever they got into accidents while you were out with them.

You thought about giving them Colson’s name when they asked about your emergency contact but decided against it. You didn’t want to worry him until absolutely necessary. You figured you’d see what the doctor had to say and if you wouldn’t be able to come back to work, then you would tell him.

Unfortunately, that’s exactly what the doctor said. In fact, you wouldn’t be able to leave the hospital for at least a week due to your shattered leg, bruised abdomen, and concussion.

The leg would require at least 2 if not more surgeries to repair and you would be on close watch for development of a more serious brain injury. After that you most likely wouldn’t be able to be back on your feet for another 8 to 12 weeks, which was kind of a requirement for your job.

It was almost 5am, so you weren’t necessarily thinking straight when you called Colson from your cracked phone. He answered, his voice conveying how tired he was. “Y/N? Everything okay?”

“Hey Kells, I’m not gonna be able to come in early tomorrow, or at all. I’m gonna start looking for a temporary replacement tomorrow if I’m feeling up to it. Oh! And I couldn’t send those tracks to the board, sorry.” You told him, only half registering the words you were saying.

The confusion was evident in his voice, “what? Why do you need to find a replacement?”

You realized you had forgotten to tell him what happened. “Oh, yeah! It’s kind of funny.” You started, chuckling but then realizing that laughing made your stomach hurt even more. “And by funny, I mean not funny at all. I got into a car accident. Some dude ran into my car in an intersection and now I’m in the hospital.”  

“Which hospital?” Colson asked, suddenly much more awake.

“Hollywood Presbyterian.” You told him, “why?”

He sounded like he was rushing around, which he was. “I’m coming to see you.”

You furrowed your eyebrows in confusion, “why? I’m fine, you don’t need to do that. You have a big interview tomorrow, you should sleep.”

Colson sighed, “fuck the interview, I’ll be there in a few.”

“Colson you don’t-“ You started, but he hung up before you could tell him not to come.

Why was he rushing to see you in the hospital? Sure, you were friends, but he had much more important things to worry about right now. And besides, you were more casual work friends. He wouldn’t even know you existed if you didn’t work for him. Sure, you had a huge crush on him, but he was your boss, you were just someone he asked to do things he didn’t want to do.

 20 minutes later Colson ran into the hospital room, stopping when he saw you in the bed. Your face was red from chemical burn and a few cuts of glass. Your right leg was propped up with basic bandaging around it. His heart broke at the thought of how much pain you had probably been in.

“How are you feeling?” He asked softly, moving to sit in the chair on your left side.

You shrugged, “I’ve been better.”

“Why didn’t you call me sooner?” He asked, eyes full of pity.

“I didn’t want to bother you unless it was serious. Figured I’d find out if I would have to miss work before telling you.” You said, squeezing your eyes shut as a headache washed over you.

Colson’s mouth gaped open, “you didn’t want to bother me? You got in a car crash and you weren’t gonna call me unless you would have to miss work?”

You shrugged again, “yeah. If my laptop wasn’t completely crushed in the accident I would’ve just found and sent a temp in tomorrow, but obviously that’s impossible.”

“Y/N you’re kidding me, right?” He asked, exasperated. You furrowed your eyebrows in response, causing a sigh to fall from his lips. “Y/N I don’t give a shit about a temp; I want to make sure you’re okay.”

“Oh, I’m fine. A little shaken and these headaches are killer, but they gave me a lot of pain medication so, I’m fine.” You smiled at him, your thoughts racing as you tried to figure out why he cared so much about how you were feeling.

He nodded, hand reaching out and landing on top of yours gently. “So, do they have to do surgery? What all did the doctors say?” He asked, worry in his eyes.

You nodded, “yeah, at least 2 surgeries. One around 11 am and then depending on how that one goes they’ll schedule the next. And they have to watch me to make sure my concussion doesn’t get worse.”

He pulled out his phone, typing away. “What are you doing?” You asked, suddenly feeling very tired.

“I just emailed the PR liaison for Vanity Fair and told them I wouldn’t be able to make it to the interview.” He responded.

“Why did you do that?” You asked through a yawn.

He looked at you like the answer was the most obvious thing in the world, “because I have to be with you right now.”

You were very confused as to why he thought he had to be here. “Colson, I’ll be fine. You should go to the interview. You don’t have to stay here.”

“I do have to be here. I want to be here.” He said, sternly.

“Why?” You asked, trying to keep your eyes open.

“Because I wanna make sure you’re okay.”

“I’ll just call you after the surgery, it’s no big deal.” You responded lazily.

He shook his head, “I want to stay here with you, Y/N. Okay? I care about you.”

You were too tired to process what he was saying at this point, so you just let out a hum. “I need to make sure you’re okay. I need to see you being okay. When you called me, I swear I was gonna have a heart attack if I didn’t see you.” He continued.

You were barely awake at this point, letting out a simple, “I’m okay” before slipping into unconsciousness.

 Suddenly you were back in your car, “Bloody Valentine” playing from your speakers. The sky was dark green, almost like a painting. In front of you, the red light turned green. Like clockwork, you pressed the gas, moving into the intersection. Suddenly, the lights disappeared, and you heard the familiar chilling sound of breaks squealing. You looked over and saw those headlights coming towards you, getting closer and closer, brighter, and brighter.

You screamed at the sight, the familiar paralyzing fear coursing through your body again. “Y/N!” Your name played through the radio. That’s not in the song, you thought. “Y/N!” Colson’s voice rang out again before the truck made contact with your car.

You woke up in a cold sweat to Colson standing over you, hands shaking your shoulders lightly. “Y/N.” He said, relieved when your eyes began to open.

Your entire body was shaking like a poodle and your arms subconsciously reached for Colson, hanging onto his shirt for dear life. “It was just a dream.” He whispered as your eyes darted around the room. “You’re okay.” He reassured you.

“I’m sorry.” You muttered, hands leaving the fabric and moving to cover up your face. “I’m sorry.”

Colson sat on the bed next to you, legs hanging off the side as he stroked your face gently. “It’s okay, baby.” He turned to the nurse who opened the door, a worried expression on her face. He shook his head at her, “sorry, she just had a nightmare. She’s okay.” The nurse nodded but stayed in the room anyways, checking your vitals.

“I’m sorry.” You mumbled again, the words seeming to be the only thing you could say.

Colson shook his head, “stop saying that, it’s okay.” You pouted at him, trying to scoot over so he would lay down next to you, but it was way too painful. “What are you doin?” He asked, a smile on his face.

You sighed, “wanted you to sit next to me but I can’t move because of this stupid leg.” You motioned to the leg in question.

Colson chuckled, “I can sit next to you in the chair.”

“That didn’t work last time.” You whined.

He looked at you with an expression that was both amused and confused. You were definitely still high on pain medication. “What didn’t work.”

“It didn’t stop the nightmare.” You frowned, hand reaching for his. He chuckled, standing up fully and looking at the nurse.

She flashed him an amused smile, “If you want, we can try to move her. I don’t know how much we can do without hurting her ribs, though.”

Colson nodded with a gracious smile, “hear that? We can’t move you because of your ribs.”

You glared at him, “I may be very high right now, but I’m not that high.” You said, making him giggle. “She said you could try.”

Colson let out an exasperated sigh, one arm going under your back and the other under your left leg. “Is this what it’s like taking care of me all the time?” He asked and you nodded your head firmly.

“Yep. Except I am much smaller than you, so you have less work to do with me.” You smiled as he lifted you off the bed, which quickly turned into a grimace. “Ow!” You yelped and Colson quickly set you down, slightly closer to the right side of the bed.

“Fuck, sorry princess. Are you okay?” He asked, voice soft.

You nodded, sucking in your bottom lip to block the whimpers of pain that threatened to escape your mouth. “You probably don’t remember, but one time you were so crossed that you called me to pick you up from a party. But you couldn’t make it out of the car, so I had to carry you into your house. And then you demanded to sleep in your own room, so you made me drag you up the stairs instead of passing out on the couch like normal.”

Colson let out a breathy chuckle, glad you weren’t hurt too much. He carefully sat onto the cot next to you, pulling up his right leg to sit on the bed. His arm wrapped around your shoulders and pulled you into him slightly. You shifted so that you were comfortable, left hand finding his own left hand and holding it. He brought his left leg up onto the bed so he was fully laying with you.

Your head rest on his chest, a soft smile on your face as his thumb rubbed circles on your hand. The nurse left, satisfied that you wouldn’t hurt yourself further. Colson pressed a small kiss to the top of your head, causing your eyebrows to furrow.

“What time is it?” You asked him, to which he responded by pulling out his phone and showing you the lock screen. 8:47am. You nodded, a frown on your face, “did you get any sleep?” You asked him softly.

“I’m fine, I was asleep for a few hours before you called me.”

You sighed, feeling guilty. “You should go home and get some sleep.”

You felt him shake his head from behind you, “I’m staying right here.”

Despite wanting to force him to go home, you couldn’t help the happiness you felt at his stubbornness to stay with you. “You know you don’t need to be here. I won’t be offended if you leave.”

He chuckled, “stop trying to get me to leave. I’m here. On my own accord, okay? I’m gonna take care of you.”

You paused, thinking about the word floating around your head. “Why?” you whispered.

Colson’s face scrunched in confusion, “what do you mean “why”? Because you’re my friend and I care about you.”

“I mean, yeah. But I’m not like a “drop everything” kind of friend, I’m just your assistant.” You muttered.

Colson made an “are-you-serious?” face and let out a snort. “Seriously? You are so much more than you give yourself credit for. You mean the world to me, of course I’d drop everything for you.”

You couldn’t think of a response, his words making your heart race. “oh.” Was the best you could come up with.

“Y/N, seriously, you think way too low of yourself. You’re amazing.” He said, nose burying into your hair.

You shrugged, “you only say that because I take care of you when you’re drunk and help you do all the things you don’t want to do.”

Colson’s expression softened, a frown forming on his face. “I’m saying that because I think the world of you. You’re the kindest, funniest, coolest person I know. I meant it, when you told me you were in the hospital, my heart almost stopped. I felt sick to my stomach just thinking about you being hurt.” He paused, taking a deep breath before continuing, “I wish you could see how much you mean to me.” He mumbled.

You were quiet for a little while, processing what he had said. “You’re only saying that because I’m in the hospital.” You muttered, a frown on your face. You were trying to keep your hopes low, knowing once you were out of here, he would regret saying any of this.

“Y/N, are you being serious right now? I’m saying this because I’ve been fucking in love with you for the past year and a half.” He said and you could feel your breath catch in your throat. “I can’t believe you don’t see it.”

You bit your lip, turning to look up to him. “I just- I didn’t want- you wouldn’t.” You stumbled over your words, taking a deep breath, and starting again. “I didn’t want to read too much into it or get my hopes up. I figured you’d never be into someone like me so I just told myself you were being nice. I thought you only treated me well because I worked for you.” You mumbled.

He frowned, holding you tighter to him, “I am so, so into you. You are the only woman in my life who has ever stuck by me through my worst shit. Like even when I was a total jackass you stayed with me. How could I not fall in love with you?”

You bit your lip, tears threatening to spill at his sweet sentiment. You’d never had anyone say something that kind about you. You’d always assumed people only kept you around because you did stuff for them, but here was the man you were in love with telling you that he cared about you for you.

“I love you too.” You whispered, leaning your head further into his chest.

[phantomphangphucker]

Phic Phight - The Weird Little Shit

For: @darks-ink

A class discussion held by Wes about Danny’s weirdness was never not going to be an absolute cluster fuck

Wes smacks the board, “alright, fuckers, thank you for coming-”.

“We’re only here because we lost a bet”.

“Shut up, Dash. You shouldn’t have to be strong-armed into learning the truth”. Everyone rolls their eyes at Wes pretty actively. “Anyway, since you all refuse to see or even listen to the truth of what Danny Fenton is. Instead, this. Weird shit about Danny Fenton one oh one”.

Dash snorts, “now this I can get behind, little shit weighs, like, ten pounds or some shit”. Wes points at him aggressively, “exactly”. Scribbling down ‘weighs less than a sack of potatoes' on the board. Star throwing in her two cents, “yeah and I’ve seen Sam just pick him up under her arm and run off”.

Brittney smacks her desk, “half the time he makes food directly in home ec it’s fucking cold, which ew, but also really weird”.

“Oh yeah he does that with his drinks too. He whole ass ‘drank’ a solid chunk of ice, major power move honestly”.

“And remember that snowball fight? I don’t think he ever actually made any snowballs, he just kept acquiring them”.

“Kid made for a great air conditioner when all the windows got stuck shut though; guy runs cold as fuck”.

Wes is just aggressively scribbling more down with a mildly manic grin.

“We should totally invite him to parties so he can keep the fucking beer cold”.

Dash laughs loudly and smacks Dale on the arm, “now there’s an idea!”, deadpanning, “still not inviting freaky Fenton though”. Dale chuckles very awkwardly.

“Well he’s an ice sculptor so that’s not surprising”.

“What the fuck do you mean ‘ice sculptor’? He clearly lifts weights in his spare time”.

“Oh yeah, he lowkey picked up the back end of my car once”.

“James, your car is a tiny little piece of shit. I could lift that damn thing”.

“Hey”.

“Anyway. Like I was saying, people who handle cold shit all the time, you know, like ice sculptors, usually have cold hands”.

“He lifts weights! Not ice sculpts!”.

“Here I though he was a painter”.

“Why the fuck would he be doing that?”.

“Well he’s always randomly splattered in green paint”.

Basically everyone pauses to look at Hanna. Kwan blinking, “the green is ectoplasm, duh”. Emilie shrugging and nodding, “everyone knows that”.

“Well I thought it was paint”.

“Well you’re clearly stupid”.

“Shut up”.

Dash waves everyone off, “so clearly not a painter or weight lifter, because have you seen his goddamn noodle arms?”.

“He lifts weights!”.

“No he doesn’t!”.

“Who cares! Have you seen his dad? Of course he’s a strong little shit! What really gets me is him getting out of locked rooms”.

“Oh he whole ass climbs out windows and shit”.

“All that ecto that gets on his skin makes his hands all sticky, hence why he can climb the side of buildings”.

“When the heck did you see him doing that?”.

“Oh I totally saw him showing off knife swallowing to some elementary kids”.

“I think he hangs out and does drugs or some shit on the roof”.

“So he climbs up the school building to do drugs? Why wouldn’t he just use the hidden steps like a normal person?”,

“I’m pretty sure the kitchen staff actually include him in their budget for missing utensils cause he eats so many of them”.

“Julie, no one’s saying Danny’s close to normal. Also kids got an iron stomach damn”.

Dash has to jump in there, “I totally made him eat my underwear once”. Earning him a round of judging glances. “What? I didn’t expect him to actually do it. I was planning to mock him for pussying out. But then the little fucker went and did it”.

“Power move”.

“Shut up”.

“You fed your underwear to a guy who builds guns?”.

“Excuse me but what?”.

“Maybe him doing so much dangerous shit is why his heartbeats all slow and stuff”.

“Again, excuse?”.

“Well we totally tested everyone’s heart rates and breathing and shit and he’s super low. He blamed his corn supper”.

“That’s stupid”.

“His corn supper had teeth, Todd”.

“Back to the gun making because what?”.

“FentonWorks is a weapon company what do you expect?”.

“James, he made a shotgun out of a pencil, two toothpicks, an elastic band, and a snapped in half penny. The thing was magically welded together”.

“You can’t weld a fucking pencil. It’s wood, moron”.

“Well it was goddamn wielded”.

Wes grumbles, “yeah he welded my binder zipper together once, stupid pyrokinesis”. Star glares at him, “I thought this wasn’t about your crazy conspiracy crap?”. Wes glares at her like she’s stupid.

“Ignoring Wes being crazy again. You guys do know he has laser beam lipstick right? He could totally weld stuff with that”.

“Didn’t he have a tail that one day?”.

“Huh?”.

“That lipstick of his is the plasma peach one right? Because girl I so need some, it makes amazing blush”.

“Oh no a dog just crawled under his shirt. I think he was trying to hide the treats or some shit?”.

“Fucking where? in his shoulder blades?!?”.

“Oh my god that’s right, he can totally pop all his joints out so probably yeah”.

“Since when could he do that? Better yet, why? Fucking ow”.

“His fingers also glow green when he cracks them”.

“Right Right I remember that! We also got him under a black light, totally wild”.

“I wish I could pop out my joints randomly”.

“He probably just eats glow sticks and they leaked into his joints and shit”.

“THAT MAKES NO SENSE”.

“Who cares, take him to a rave”.

“Oh my god yes he does amazing makeup”.

“Wait Fenton does makeup now too?”.

Wes points at Dash, “he’s got to cover up the dead parlour to his skin somehow”. With half the class shouting, “HE’S NOT DEAD”.

Emilie pursing her lips, “but what if he was, that would be hot”.

“EXCUSE ME!?!”.

“Oh get off your vanilla basic bitch high horse, Karen”.

Wes rubs his forehead, “not this shit again”. Smacking the board, “weird shit about Fenton, people! Not y’alls weird necrophilia fetish!”.

“Hey that’s just Emilie”.

Jesse looks genuinely offended, “bitch what? Have you seen a ghost? That glow? Mmmmmh yeah, daddy”.

Star chokes, “oh my god. I love our town”.

Wes sighs, “I should just start blocking you people from seeing ghosts at all. Cover those eyes until you stop BEING FUCKING BLIND”.

“Eyes never stop seeing, they just get covered”.

“NO! NO! BAD!“.

“That weirdly reminds me that Danny can totally walk with his eyes closed”.

“That’s weird how?”.

“How ‘bout you fucking try it then!”.

Dash shrugs, “well his eyes go glowy green all the time so no surprise he can just see through his eyelids”. More than a few people look to him, “why did you not add that to the weird list?”.

“Because it’s not weird”.

“Dash... do you know anyone with goddamn glowing eyes... besides ghosts”.

“Uhhh the entire Defect Quartet”.

“Excuse?!?”.

“Honestly him biting open pop-cans is weirder”.

“Oh god yeah, that’s horrible to hear”.

“He dead ass cut his lip up once doing that and just... kept doing it. There was blood all over his neck”.

“Why the heck didn’t anyone take an edgy aesthetic photo of that? Goddamn”.

“I feel like this is more an off-the-books class on discovering that Danny might actually be hot”.

“You wanna say Fenton’s hot again? I’ll goddamn choke you, motherfucker”.

“Do it you fake ass bear dom”.

A couple of people shuffle out of their desks and away when Dash actually throws a punch at Jasper.

“On a side note, once saw Danny sleeping in a trash can”.

“How is that weird”.

“How isn’t it? It’s a trashcan”.

“And he’s trash, your point”.

“YOU'RE GONNA HAVETA HIT HARDER IF YOU WANT TO MAKE AN IMPRESSION ON YOUR TWINK BOY! HE’S DURABLE AS FUCK!”.

“FUCK YOU!!!”.

“Huh, he did survive falling from the ceiling multiple times and that drowning once”.

“Fucker wasn’t drowned, he can breathe underwater”.

“Excuse me?”.

“WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!?!”.

Dash snapping his head around, “IM TEACHING HIM A LESSON!”. Jasper just smirks, “I DON’T NEED BREATH PLAY TIPS FROM YOU!”. Dash tries punching him again.

“This is ridiculous, I mean really, Danny would be the dom”. That silenced the entire room.

“What?”.

“Come on, he ate Skulker once ‘cause the guy was coping him an attitude”.

“DANNY EATS GHOSTS?!?”.

Wes turns around and slams his head on the board, “God fuck this is such a cluster fuck”.

“You’re hosting this and holding us hostage here”.

“YOU’RE NOT MY HOSTAGES! YALL LOST A BET!”.

“Oh suck my toes”.

“WHAT?!”.

“While Wes loses his mind for the fifth time this week, what we’ve got is he’s icy as shit, likes welding and makeup and ice sculptures and weight lifting, weighs fuck all, just vores goddamn everything, and climbs shit weirdly well?”.

“You’re forgetting all the glow shit”.

“HA! Glowing shit”.

“Fuck Todd, you are a dumbass”.

“IN SHORT LOCAL ELDRITCH TEEN BUT HE’S STILL NOT A GODDAMN GHOST WES!”

“FUCK YOU! IT’S SO GODDAMN OBVIOUS HOW ARE YOU PEOPLE LIKE THIS OHMYGOD!”.

Just then Danny Fenton opens up the door, the class going dead silent while he glances around slowly. Him looking to the whiteboard, then slowly back to his fellow teens, speaking “Oh no. Oh no. Oh no, no, no, no, no”, while slowly backing out and closing the door.

At first, no one says anything before Star snickers, “pffft”; the entire classroom bursting out into laughter directly afterwards.

Wes turning around and smacking his head on the board once again, “why. Just. Why me”.

END.

Prompt: Wacky reveals (ex: Danny drying up too quickly bc intangibility, Danny's drink stays cool way too long, people's electronic devices are always more charged when they've been near Danny, etc)

[irwinkitten]

snowed in | c.h

notes: took a bit of a break from writing bc of life but i’m back on my bullshit and here is some soft cal content for ya’ll warnings: none word count: 1.3k!

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The snow had been expected, something the weather warnings had been blaring over the past week. There was a snowstorm and a bad one, everyone seemed to say. But both yourself and Calum had decided to shrug it off as you headed out to the grocery store, the small flurries of snow exciting the two of you.

“I know that it’s just snow, but man I feel like a kid all over again.” You didn’t attempt to hide your excited tones as Calum pulled into the parking lot, a grin on his lips as the two of you got out.

The snow was settling on the ground fast, small piles already building up on the floor and on the cars. 

You didn’t see Calum scoop up some snow.

The cold sensation going down your back sent a scream ripping from your throat as you tried to move away from it, Calum’s laughter ringing through the parking lot as you danced on the spot, desperately trying to get the snow out from under your shirt before it melted against you.

It was only when you stopped moving that you glared at Calum, who was still laughing at your reaction.

“You’re an asshole, Hood.” You snapped moodily, stalking towards the store. Calum’s laughter slowly died down as his footsteps grew nearer, throwing his arm over your shoulder as he pressed a kiss to your temple.

“I’m sorry love. C’mon, I’ll make it up to you whilst we stock up for this storm.” You knew you couldn’t be angry at him, but you kept the pout on your lips before he finally pulled away to get a shopping cart. 

“Plus we can get a toy for Duke whilst we’re at it.” And he knew that the single sentence would work like a charm, your eyes eager as the two of you ventured into the surprisingly empty store.

“I was expecting it to be busier.” You muttered once you moved from the fresh produce to the snacks aisle.

“Maybe people weren’t willing to risk the storm? We’re just idiots by that judgement but we needed food and honestly should we really have gotten out of bed sooner than today?” His voice was a tease, but the warmth filled you regardless, eyes unable to look at him for fear of becoming distracted.

Calum laughed at your obvious attempt to keep yourself focused but didn’t comment on it otherwise as you began to throw snacks into the cart.

By the time that you reached the checkout, the two of you fell into an easy rhythm as you began to pack the bags up, sharing soft grins every time your hands brushed. Part of you couldn’t stop the smile and the other part didn’t want to because you knew he loved seeing you smile.

Calum had it paid for before you could even get your card, ignoring your noise of protest as he took the receipt and stuffed it into his back pocket.

“I would’ve put it down my boxers but I doubt the cashier would’ve approved.” He smirked and you stuck your tongue out at him.

“I mean they wouldn’t have approved of my hand going for it regardless.” And Calum laughed as the two of you got the bags into the trunk of the car and raced each other back from putting the trolley away.

The snow was coming down much faster now, Calum deciding to keep it slow on the roads. The last thing either of you wanted was to get into an accident and despite wanting to get home to avoid getting stranded in the snow, you knew he wasn’t about to risk either of your lives by putting his foot down.

“So are we having a snow day together?” The obvious question from Calum was met with a raised eyebrow from you, causing him to merely grin wider at you as he finally pulled into the driveway.

“I mean, talk about stating the damn obvious, Cal.” Came the sarcastic remark as the two of you brought the groceries into the house. Duke greeted you both before returning to his bed, both of you eager to change from the now cold clothes to warm up again.

“Go get changed and I’ll start putting some of the stuff away.” Calum urged when you shivered. Giving him a quick kiss to his cheek, you practically bolted up the stairs, deciding on the fluffier pyjama sets that you owned. Once you were changed and back downstairs, you found your heart swelling at the sight before you.

Calum was putting the groceries away, but whistling a soft tune as he did it, occasionally sliding across the floor in his socks as he did so. Only when your giggle gave you away did he stop and the grin that lit up his face made your own match his.

“My handsome man sliding around in socks and whistling.” You muttered as he pressed a kiss to your cheek before handing you some of the canned goods you’d purchased. 

It didn’t take either of you much longer before the food was packed away and you two retreated to your room Calum getting changed as you wrapped up under the covers.

The heaviness behind your eyes seemed to coax him into bed faster, unable to fight the sudden exhaustion as you curled into Calum’s side and fell asleep.

-

When you woke up, it was dark. It took you a second to realise that what most likely woke you was the howling winds from outside, the noise giving you more reason  to press closer to Calum, the warm body next to you warding off the chill of the room. 

That was when you noticed that the digital clock on his stand was blank and you groaned.

This roused Calum from his sleep, tired eyes peering at you as you rolled to your side, checking to see if your phone was charging. 

It wasn’t.

“Power cut.” You mumbled as you rolled back into his side. Calum made a noise of acknowledgement before the two of you were back out for the count.

It was only later when you both woke up, the only time you noted being on your phones, did you realise the problem of the power cut.

“Cal, we need to get frozen stuff outta the freezer before it defrosts. If we’re lucky enough it’s probably cold enough outside to keep it partially frozen till the power is back on.” You murmured as he shifted, stretching himself out almost cat like.

“Fine, but it means that it’s cold breakfast for us.” He muttered as he got up a tired giggle escaping your lips.

“I wasn’t expecting a full cooked breakfast Cal, even I know that’s more hassle than it’s currently worth. Also get Duke in one of his sweaters. We need to keep him as warm as possible too.”

The first part of the morning was spent trying to coax Duke into the ridiculous sweater that Calum had purchased last year for him before the two of you raided through the freezer to try and save any food that might have defrosted.

This devolved in struggling to open the door for Calum to realise that you were snowed in.

“What about the food?” His question was met with a shrug from you.

“I’m more worried about getting a certain pup out to do his business.” You nodded to Duke before raising an eyebrow at Calum who sighed.

“Bathtub it is, buddy.” He muttered and you laughed as he picked up the small dog and carried him upstairs.

When he returned, he had a disgruntled look on his face, Duke practically sulking back to his bed and you could only grin as you abandoned trying to save the frozen food. You hated wasting it, but even you couldn’t deny that there was no salvaging some of it.

“How about some couch cuddles before we crack out the cards for a few games of poker?” Your question was met with a nod before a small smirk began to form on Calum’s lips.

“Maybe a game of strip poker?” 

-

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[queerbutstillhere]

Hey prompts lover, how about Jon gets turn into a toddler and Damian has to take care of him. Cue baby Jon letting his feeling out from in his little toddler way and Damian thinking they are just baby talk although he wants to believe them + batfam finding this situation hilarious

(Well hey ;) lol, your prompt is my command! This one ran away with me, so it's pretty long lol. So long, in fact, that I had to edit it bc Tumblr told me it was too long. Enjoy!)

"This is why i don't hang out with you, Batson!"

"Robin, look, I'm. Sorry!" Billy whined, trailing after him.

"DD!"

"Shush, Kent."

"Me hungry!"

"I understand," Damian bit out.

Then he yelped as a sharp pain came from his scalp. He shot a glare over to the toddler on his hip.

"Do not pull on my hair."

The toddler pouted, leaning in and pushing his face against Damian's neck.

"Do you think he'll be okay?"

"I don't know, Billy, you're the one with the magical powers, you figure it out."

"Damian, that's not fair."

"Not fair?! Billy, my best friend has just been turned into a two year old!!"

The teen caped crusader flinched away, looking away from Robin's deadly glare.

"Go figure out how to fix this, Batson," Damian grumbled, jumping in the batmobile which he had just summoned.

"Damian-"

Billy's protest was shut down when Damian snapped the lid of the car and zipped away. Jon was sat in the passenger seat, gripping tightly to the door and staring out the window.

"Wee!!" He exclaimed, looking back at Damian with this huge grin.

Damian almost smiled back, but instead focused on the road. He was headed to the batcave as he tore through the late night traffic, keeping an eye on Jon at all times. When he got to the cave, he hopped out, picking Jon up and balanced the Supertoddler on his hip. One think he had learned through his years of being Robin was how to handle kids. He wouldn't say he liked it, but he knew how to do it.

"Oh god, he's becoming you," a voice came from across the cave.

Damian looked up, searching for the voice and found Tim on the platform by the batcomputer. Jon pointed and made a high pitch noise that caused Damian to flinch away.

"Damian. What is that."

He looked even further up and found Bruce hanging from the rafters, sealing a hole in the wall.

"It's a toddler, father. I thought you of all people would know what a toddler was," Damian snarked back.

He pulled off his mask as he walked up the steps towards Tim. Jon whined and wiggled, chubby arms wrapped around Damian's neck.

"Where's my phone?" He asked Tim, walking over towards the table they usually left things on.

"I think you left it upstairs to charge, didn't you?"

Damian grumbled in response, grabbing Bruce's instead.

"Hey-" Tim started to protest.

"Batman!" Jon squealed, pointing as Bruce dropped down near them.

"Shh," Damian gently shushed him, bouncing him slightly to adjust his position on his hip.

"Damian?" Bruce questioned.

Damian just found the proper contact and was preparing to call it when Jon started floating out of his arms. With a sigh, he reached out, grabbing the red cape still attached to the toddler.

"Oh my God. Is that Jon?!" Tim exclaimed, eyes wide.

"Hi Tim!" Jon said in that little toddler voice of his, waving from his now upside down position.

"Kent. Come down," Damian ordered.

"Me fly!"

"I see that. Come back down here."

The toddler just stared at him.

"Jon."

When he still didn't stop floating, Damian reached out, grabbed his little legs and pulled him back down.

"What happened?" Bruce asked cautiously.

Damian sighed and began to explain how they were helping Billy and then something to do with magic happened and next thing Damian knew, Jon was a baby.

"And he still has his powers."

"Some of them, at least."

Tim was snickering, shoulders shaking, hand clamped over his mouth.

"You think this is funny?" Damian snapped, staring at him.

"I think it's hilarious!" Tim busted out laughing, which caused Jon, still floating to start giggling.

Then the toddler started falling. Damian easily caught him, pulling the toddler to his chest as a surge of fear shot through him.

"Well, you should probably call Clark."

"I was going to."

"Other then that, uh? Just keep an eye on him I guess."

Damian shot Bruce a glare. "I do know how to handle toddlers, Father."

Damian ended up changing and taking Jon upstairs after he started whining about being hungry. Alfred was in the kitchen, already informed of the situation. He handed Damian a vegan grilled cheese and had a PB and J ready for Jon.

"Alfie! Hiiiii!" Jon said eagerly, waving as he toddled into the kitchen.

"Hello, Master Kent," Alfred greeted, picking Jon up as putting him in a chair at the island.

"Me hungry!"

"Yes, and I have a fine meal prepared for you," he said, putting it and a glass of milk down in front of Jon.

The toddler grabbed the sandwich and began shoving it into his mouth. Damian watched with mild horror before beginning to eat his own sandwich. He still needed to call Clark.

"How old are you, Master Kent?" Alfred asked.

"Uhhhh," Jon frowned at him, peanut butter all over his face. "Dunno!"

"He still has all his memories and such," Damian commented. "As far as I can tell, anyway."

"Me like Dami!" Jon exclaimed, grinning at him with his peanut butter face.

"I- okay. I'm going to call your father."

Damian shoved the last bite in his mouth and then walked out, running up to his room and grabbing his phone. He called Clark and discovered the man was in Japan and simply got a "you'll have to watch him". So Damian went back downstairs to collect his toddler-bestfriend. Jon was getting tired and clung to Damian tightly, wrapping his arms around his neck, nearly choking Damian. The toddler yawned as Damian held him, chatting with his brothers, who had made their way upstairs, still in their uniforms.

"Dami," the toddler mumbled, his forehead pressed into Damian's cheek.

"Yes, Jonathan?"

"Me sleepy."

"Okay, you can go to sleep."

"You sleep with me?"

"I have work to do," Damian said, gently rubbing his back.

The batsiblings had gone quiet, watching them.

"Noooo," Jon whined, pulling away, grabbing Damian's cheeks. "You sleep with me!"

"Jon, no. I have to work."

The toddler stuck out his bottom lip and made a little sobbing noise.

"Uh oh, Damian look what you've done," Dick said, grinning.

"You-" the toddler broke off, whimpering as his eyes tearing up.

"Oh no," Damian said, just seconds before Jon started crying.

"Damian, you monster!" Tim exclaimed. Both brothers busted up laughing.

Jon, crying loudly, pushed against Damian, trying to get out of his arms.

"Jon quit!"

A loud wail met his words.

"Jonathan you're being unreasonable!"

Another loud wail. Jon shoved so hard he almost slipped out of Damian's grip.

"Damian, he's a toddler, that won't work," Dick told him with a headshake.

Damian adjusted Jon, balancing him on his hip.

"Okay! Okay! I'll go to bed with you, okay? Just stop crying! I'm sorry, okay?" Damian exclaimed, desperate to get the shrieking to stop.

Jon sobbed again, blinking at Damian through his tears, giving him the biggest puppy dog eyes ever.

"Okay?"

The toddler nodded, shoving his face into Damian's neck, hiccuping lightly. Damian sighed, looking up at his laughing brothers.

"I guess I'm going to bed."

"Night, baby bat!" Dick called as Damian carried Jon out.

Jon hiccuped all the way upstairs. Damian walked into his room, kicking the door shut behind him, flicking on a light.

"Okay, Superkid," Damian said, plopping the tiny toddler on the bed.

Compared to him, at 18, this toddler version of his best friend - normally 16 - was absolutely tiny. Like, just reached his knees. He was absolutely terrified of accidentally breaking him.

"Me no Superkid," Jon sniffled out, rubbing his snotty nose.

Damian made a disgusted nose and grabbed a Kleenex, wiping the snot. Jon just looked up at him, that bottom lip stuck out.

"Me Superboy."

"Yes you are," Damian said with a sigh, throwing away the Kleenex. He crouched in front of Jon. "We're gonna figure out how to get you changed back, okay? And hopefully before school on Monday."

Jon nodded.

"I'm gonna go brush my teeth, okay? Stay here. Play with Alfred."

The mentioned cat sauntered over, rubbing against Toddler Jon.

"Dami," Jon sniffed out.

"Yes?"

"I luv you."

Damian blinked at him, straightening.

"I. Uh. Okay."

His heart was pounding really hard. And he didn't know why. He escaped to the en suite bathroom, starting to brush his teeth. He could hear toddler Jon chattering to Alfred. Damian hastily scolded himself. He was a toddler at the moment, probably no more then three. He was just being a toddler, and toddler's didn't understand love like teenagers did. He shook his head and brushed it off.

Not that he didn't want it to be true.

After he washed his face and changed into a pair of sweatpants and a t-shirt to sleep in, he walked back out, finding Jon slumped on his side, tiredly patting Alfred's head. The cat just blinked up at Damian.

"Okay, Jon. Time to go to bed," he said, ruffling the kids hair before going to turn off the overhead light.

It wasn't the first time he had shared a bed with Jon. Just usually, Jon was larger then him. He got under the covers, and toddler Jon wiggled his way up to the top of the bed, crawling under the thick blankets.

"Good night, Jon," Damian said.

He fully intended to slip away once the toddler went to sleep. Instead, Jon crawled over and flopped on top of Damian's chest, getting comfortable. Damian groaned slightly, confused.

"Me sleep here."

"Jon, that can't be comfortable."

"Me sleep here!"

"Okay."

Who knew a toddler version of Jon could be so convincing. Jon reached up, squishing Damian's cheeks again.

"Dami, I luv you," he said again, looking sincere.

"Okay," Damian breathed out, reaching up and ruffling little Jon's hair. "Go to sleep."

The toddler scowled at him but laid back down, his little arms hugging Damian's chest. Damian sighed, placing a hand on his back, holding him still while he reached over and flicked off the bedside lamp. Then he settled on his back, staring up at the ceiling.

Toddler Jon loved him. But did Teen Jon?

Why were emotions so complicated?

Damian eventually drifted to sleep, an arm wrapped protectively around toddler Jon. This was a horribly weird situation, but he supposed they could figure it out in the morning.

He woke up to a sudden massive increase of weight on his chest. He groaned in pain and shoved at it.

"Quit pushing!"

Damian snapped his eyes open, finding Jonathan Kent, sixteen, mere inches from his face.

"Kent!"

"Well duh, who else?" Jon grumbled, rubbing at his eyes.

"You're back!"

"Yeah?"

Jon crossed his arms on Damian's chest, resting his chin on his forearms.

"And you're incredibly heavy," Damian said, scowling now.

"Rude!"

Jon grinned at him and Damian glared back. Then he became aware of Jon's lower half laying in between his legs, his stomach pressing on-

"Okay, get off!" Damian snapped, easily flipping his weight to one side and throwing Jon off.

Jon laughed as he was tossed onto his back.

"Aw, come on, Dames, admit it, you're glad I'm back."

Damian just grumbled under his breath. Jon grinned, reaching over and pinching his side.

"Don't be a butt."

"You need to call your father."

"Hmm. What if I'd rather talk to you first."

"Kent."

"What if I start crying? That seemed to work so well the last time."

Damian tensed. "How much do you remember?"

"Oh, quite a bit," Jon said, his voice dropping. "I remember your heart going crazy when I said I loved you."

Damian was opening his mouth to respond when the door slammed open.

"Damian! I think the spell wore- oh."

Both teens snapped their gaze over to Billy Batson, in Shazam form, staring at the two of them, laying in bed together.

"Well... i guess you already knew that," Billy said, stepping backwards.

"Good assumption, Batson," Damian said coldly, eyes rolling.

"I'm just. . . I'll go. Hey Jon."

"Hi Billy," Jon said, laughing to himself.

Billy quickly retreated.

"Have I ever told you that i like him?"

"Go back to sleep, Jon," Damian grumbled, kicking his shins.

He rolled onto his side, glaring at the wall. Jon laughed, and then suddenly pressed himself against Damian's back, an arm slipping over his waist.

"I meant it," he murmured.

"Wait, what!"

[thinger-strang]

no one dies and everyone's gay au

Nancy finds Barb when she gets stuck in the Upside Down when she's in the forest with Jonathan (don't ask me about the logistics) and so Steve ends up finding Jonathan and Barb in Nancy's room? And he's confused because at first he'd just seen Jon and thought Nancy was cheating but then he saw Barb walk into the room? (traumatic sleepover time! except Jon stays on the ground and Barb and Nance cuddle on the bed bc they're best friends and BARB WAS MISSING FOR LIKE TWO DAYS I THINK? she deserves snugs)

But Tommy and Carol started talking about how Nancy was probably sleeping with both, everyone knew Barb was the biggest d*ke in Hawkins, Nancy probably got curious about the other side!

He doesn't necessarily agree but still doesn't stop Tommy from spray painting the theater (because Nancy still lied to him? Lying generally meant there was something? going on? idk Steve's just confused and a little hurt rn)

The rest of the season goes pretty much the same, Barb's just there trying to not die and trying to help the Gang™ find Will and fight this bitch ass demogorgon (I don't think she's really be part of the Nancy and Jonathan luring it to the house and fighting it, she'd help with set up and the plan but I think she'd fuck right off when it comes down to facing it, she's had enough monsters for one life time thx)

But she'd so wanna help get Will out so she's there with Joyce and everyone talking to El while she's in the bath finding Will and talking Hop and Joyce about the Upside Down

(and she's been to the hospital, she didn't get a face sucking monster thing so she recovered quicker? idk don't ask logistics again lmao)

But she and Will end up getting along and sometimes when she's hanging out with Nancy and the party comes over she'll say hi to Will and like ruffle his hair

(also I want a little scene after the big monster hunting trip scene where a) Nancy and Jonathan explain everything to Steve and b) where Steve sees Barb again and pulls her into the biggest hug and starts like apologizing for not paying attention that night and for letting her get taken and even though she assured him it wasn't his fault he still feels guilty about it, it was his house, he should have helped her bandage her hand or something? idk but this right here is the beginning of the Barb/Steve friendship and the start of the "fall of King Steve")

cue s2

and so the four get really close, Jonathan and Steve are actually friends (idk what s2 was pulling but they're friends) and Barb talks to Nancy about Steve and Jonathan and Nancy ends up breaking up with Steve way earlier (bc you know none of that drama would have happened if Barb was there so)

But they're all still good friends, Steve's cool about the break up, and Nancy and Jonathan get together but it's not like right after? so it's all chill and they all went through a dramatic experience together so they remain close knit yeah

and Barb eventually comes out to them (everyone's supportive obviously) and Steve's is ready to throw down with anyone for her

cue Billy

the four of them are sizing up the new guy, Nancy doesn't really care, Jonathan thinks his hair is a little ridiculous (which I mean, that first day? when he steps out of the Camaro? yeah it was a lil rough), Barb can see right through his macho bullshit, and Steve? has a little bi meltdown. bc this kid has definitely had boy crushes before and knows he likes both (kid listens to queen of course he knew he was bi lmao)

blah blah blah s2 happens, Barb, Steve, and Billy have the same English class and Billys generally quiet during school, kinda stand-off-ish, only really bugs people during gym/basketball, but he literally sits in the back and does absolutely nothing during class and still somehow has the highest grade

(FUCK him and Barb get paired for a project and she fucking calls him out? like she's just like you're gay I'm lesbian you can cut the crap around me and they become...not friends? but they have solidarity, they're cool)

and I'm a slut for this trope but BILLY FIGHTS DEMODOGS WITH THEM lmao he hears Max sneak out and follows her and finds her in the junkyard armouring up a bus with fucking Harrington and a couple of nerds? and like the sun is setting and he needs to get Max home so he's like "Maxine! I don't know what the fuck this is and I don't fucking care, we gotta go!" and the four are like yelling at him to either leave or get in the bus! and he's so confused, I'm not here to play games Max! and Steve's running out of the bus with a FUCKING NAIL BAT WHAT THE FUCK HARRINGTON? And Steve's like behind you! and swings at a demodog. Billy has a borderline panic attack before he finds like a fender or exhaust pipe or whatever and starts swinging too

the dogs run away and Billy rounds onto Steve like what the living shit was that? and Steve has to explain everything with Dustin and Lucas interrupting and Max shrugging and trying to understand too? it's a mess

s2 continues with Billy and with HOPPER NOT BEING ABLE TO STAND HIM bc he's caught him speeding and underage drinking and shit and Billy's nervous as hell around cops which makes him mouthy and ITS A MESS

they're all at Joyce's (Barb's there too bc Will's possessed and they need to check up on her too? and she's concerned for Will anyway yeah she's in this too) and El shows up and Steve and Billy are just like what? another one? who the fuck? like Steve heard about her but this isn't a tiny child without hair??? idk it's funny

BILLY WITH AN AXE IN THE TUNNELS

(obviously Steve isn't passed out and the kids don't drive the car, it's Billy's awful impulse control that leads to them going into the tunnels)

okay I couldn't decide where to put Barb here? so I left her with Steve and Billy to babysit and she ends up in the tunnels too? and she's def handling it better than the boys are fuck yeah

Steve has his bat and is in front and Billy found an axe in the pile of shit from the Byers' shed and he pulls up the end

it's awesome

yada yada Steve and Billy end up becoming weirdly good friends by the end and he's good with him and Barb, idk about Nance and Jon but eh

s3 now

Billy ends up getting two jobs; lifeguard and cook at Benny's (bc he's alive too, fight me bitches this is the ultimate fix it) and Barb ends up working as a waitress there too (and working together builds the weirdest bonds so they are besties now)

everything in s3 is pretty much the same but with diner scenes too? and like all the Hawkins moms swarm Benny's too and leave lipstick stains on their kitchen tips and "send my compliments to the chef *wink*"

Billy eats it up but Barb can tell he also kinda hates it bc he's barely 18 and not even remotely into women and it makes him super uncomfortable but publicly he "loves" it (he starts wearing tank tops to the pool and tries to hide out in the kitchen but it really doesn't work)

he still gets caught up with the mind flayer but it's not bc he's about to sleep with Karen bc ew, idk why he's driving out by the warehouse idk maybe he's out on a drive bc he can't sleep yeah

anyway he gets caught up but like he knows, or kind of knows, what this is and calls in sick to both jobs and talks to Hopper bc WHAT THE FUCK isn't the gate closed? I got face fucked my an interdimensional monster so unless you know where the fuck that came from?? and they deal with it earlier (most of the shit still happens but it's less...messy? like Hop and Joyce are more involved in the Billy shit and Steve knows about it?)

Steve still gets caught up with the Russians (I don't think he'd have a chance to tell anyone (specifically Hopper) bc he finds out about Billy then the elevator stuff happens like right after and yada yada)

so for most of the season it's them trying to actually help Billy! and they end up saving a lot of people? (specifically Heather bc she was really nice to Billy and I want he to live fight me it's my au)

but enough people get melted and shit that starcourt still get destroyed blah blah blah!

but Billy makes it and so does Hop and Alexie (no one dies au) and they all end up doing the thing in the mall like they did in the shed with Will? like breaking Billy out? Barb talks about working at the diner and their secret and Steve talks about them hanging out and playing basketball and the tunnels and Max talks about Billy buying her a new board and them scream-singing along to ACDC in the Camaro and the kids mention him giving them rides and shit and yeah! El talks about his mom and that's it! Joyce and Hop close the gate while Billy's holding the one arm (he doesn't get stabbed in the chest, as cool as that scar would be, no...but he gets some on his hands and upper arms and his sides?)

(also Billy's drinking like bleach rn so they try and reverse that as much as possible while he's possessed so that he has a better recovery later bc no! chlorine is not good for you! and Billy tries so hard to not drink it but sometimes he can't fucking stop? idk but he has a support system now!)

and Robin came out to Steve and Steve comes out to her too? like kinda? he alludes to it vaguely bc he's so not ready to be out to anyone FUCK

And Billy comes out to Steve (he was planning on doing it earlier that summer but shit happened)

and Robin becomes friends with everyone (ITS ROBIN X BARB HOURS BITCHES)

(OKAY small like side shit? Benny and Hopper have known each other for years and Benny's like one of the only registered foster parents on Hawkins so he ends up fostering a lot of wayward kids while Hop figures out legal stuff (he hasn't adopted anyone yet but him and his husband (yeah Benny's gay deal with it) really want to? they just haven't yet, all the kids they take care of end up in their care temporarily) BUT Hop finds out about Billy and Max's home life (I know a lot of people write that Neil wouldn't hit Max but...nah son not how that works? idk but he needs to get them out? and Neil's bad to Susan too (he's the worst to Billy but still bad to Max and Susan) anyway Hop helps Susan leave Neil (it takes a while and Billy and Max end up with Benny for a little bit while the divorce is going down and all the legal shit yeah it's safer out of the house rn) long story short Billy ends up staying with Benny after everything and ends up getting adopted (they're like we know you're 18 and you don't need a guardian but if you want we can be your dads? and Billys like yeah sure that'd be nice and yeah) Hop ends up being a weird like uncle figure? idk like I said him and Benny are close and they both adopted kids so yeah? and Billy ends up considering El his little sister and he still visits Max and Susan and yeah?)

ANYWAY everything kind of calms down, Hop and Joyce get together (I just realized I forgot about Bob so...idk I guess this isn't an everyone survives au? no no that's weird um idk him and Joyce end up breaking up idk why) but yeah Hop and Joyce get together and like it's kind of fast but they've been in love for a long time so it's kind of fine? like idk but yeah

Barb and Robin get together (ITS FUCKING CUTE they go to aquariums and have paint dates where they sit on some old sheets and paint while listening to Robin's records ITS CUTE!)

STEVE COMES OUT TO EVERYONE! he definitely cries bc fuck he was scared! bc he likes both and he wasn't sure if that was a thing or whatever for a while and Billy's like oh yeah, like David Bowie or Freddie Mercury? and that's when Steve's cries bc oh thank God you guys get it and you're cool with it oh fuck and YEAH

UM Max is bi too, Will comes out as gay (listen I know none of this is like 80's realistic but everyone's gay and alive and happy, fuck off)

Um it takes forever for Billy and Steve to get together, it's awful. like Barb and Robin have to deal with their pining and shit? and like Robin hears about it from Steve at work and Barb hears about it from Billy at the diner and they put their knowledge together and make a Plan ™

it's like elaborate and dramatic (shut up they're all like 18-19) and shit? BUT LMAO okay one day they're all hanging out at Steve's (bc I've also hopped aboard the neglectful parents train sorry) and idk Steve and Billy are there before Robin and Barb are so the girls walk in on them arguing over whatever and like Billy's talking really fast and Steve's talking with his hands and idk what it's about but Billy ends up yelling that he loves him BUT THEY KEEP ARGUING FOR LIKE A SOLID MINUTE AFTER THAT BEFORE IT HITS THEM and Steve gets all quiet and is just like you love me? and Billy doesn't fucking know what to do?? he's like bright red and frozen and Robin and Barb are by the door trying to not like break the spell (bc it's been months guys) and Billy's like of course I do asshole and Robin thinks Steve's about to have a panic attack but he like rushes forward and cups Billy's face and kisses him senseless and it's like the best thing Robin and Barb have ever seen

and they're resting their foreheads together, Steve's still holding Billy's face and Billy has his hands on Steve's chest it's really tender but Robin's like yeah congrats and shit but you guys ruined our Plan™! and she gives them a long ass rundown of their elaborate scheme and Steve and Billy are like still touching and bumping into each other as they listen and Barb interrupts and says that this was better and Robin rolls her eyes but agrees

and they're watching a movie or whatever, cuddling in their respective couples and Steve fucking jumps up randomly and rounds on Billy like hey woah fuck I love you too, I didn't say that earlier! and Billy's looking up at him like yeah I know that asshole and yeah

[accio-jungkookie]

shine on anyway - spider-man x reader (ch. 2)

A/N: Hi! Hopefully you guys liked the first chapter, and I really hope you like this one as well! Remember, it is a bit slower of a fic (you won’t see Spidey or Tony for a little bit yet) because I really want to build Y/N as a multi-dimensional character. I want her to be complex and understood and all that. So, I hope you enjoy! :D

Summary: A kid from Milwaukee has to grow up far more quickly than she should while facing threats that men half her age would never dare go near. So, when she has to uproot after losing everything, does she lose herself too? 

Word count: 2.6k (see? gradually increasing lol)

Warnings: Mentions of anxiety and depression, swearing, minor character death, blood and injuries, fighting, mentions of bullying, again I will add more if I think I missed any! :)

last - two - next

You sighed as you walked through the halls of school, heavily tempted to cover your ears and walk with your eyes closed. You felt like you woke up with a migraine, since all of your senses were going haywire. It felt like every scuffed shoe was squeaking directly into your ear, and every room with its lights on felt like a flashlight pointed directly into your eyes. Your stomach was killing you, and honestly you felt like hell on wheels, to quote a song from one of your favorite musicals.

You made your way to your locker, relying on Ky to make sure you survived the walk to your first class. She was truly a god send, if you are entirely honest. You would be dead without her right now.

This. Was. Bad. Honestly, your immune system was shot to shit but in all honesty, you have never gotten this sick so quickly before. So, by the time lunch rolled around, you had holed yourself up in a study room in the library, keeping all the lights off as you let yourself fall asleep. With permission from all of your teachers, of course. They knew your home situation was not the best, and that you had no choice but to go to school when you’re sick, so your teachers had all allowed you to skip, so long as your homework got turned in on time (which it always did).

You got a frantic few calls from Ky at around 4:00 when she couldn’t spot you in the library.

“Where the hell are you, (Y/N)?” She asked worriedly. You groaned as you sat up before you peaked outside of your door. You spotted your friend however and hung up before calling her name, gesturing for her to enter your small, cozy room. She turned and spotted you peeking out of the doorway before sighing in relief, putting her phone away and heading towards the room. She walked in and closed the door gently before turning the lights on, causing you to groan and shove your hands over your eyes as you lay down again. She gave you a weird look before shutting the lights off again, wondering if you had a migraine or something similar.

“You ok?” She asked quietly, sitting on the floor next to where you were laying down. She put her hand on your back, rubbing up and down as she noted how hot your body was running. ‘Fever?’ She thought with a frown, reaching over to feel your forehead to confirm it.

“Hey, we should get you to your grandparents. You’re burning up.” Ky mumbled quietly, already starting to pack your items up as you protested.

“Noooo~” You whined weakly, trying to stop her from grabbing all of your things. “I don’t want to worry them, and I still have rehearsals tonight.” You justified, not even sitting up to look at your friend. Instead you just covered your eyes again, not willing to move.

“We’ll tell your director you aren’t feeling good, and we’ll tell your grandparents that rehearsal got cancelled then. You need to go home and take some medicine and rest.” Ky said with a frown, finally gathering all of your items in her hands before reaching down to help you up.

“Ok.” You relented with a frown, not wanting to disobey your friend. She is only trying to help, so you wouldn’t be the one to say no to her. Plus, small Asian gets big mad. You don’t want to feel the fallout of her yelling at you in Japanese when you have such a raging migraine. Again. Plus, her threats get very… creative.

“Alright, stand up then.” She mumbles, shouldering your bag and wrapping an arm around you with a frown. She pulled your weight as you stood, stumbling a bit as she steadied you.

“I’m calling my mom to get us, and then you’re going to sleep after you take some medicine, ok?” Ky stated as you both made your way back down to the entrance of the school. You heard Ky talking to her mom in Japanese, picking up on parts of the conversation (you had known her since you were both six, there was no way you wouldn’t pick up on some parts of the language) before she hung up and spoke to you again.

“Mom will be here in 15, so sit down until she is.” Ky said as she lowered you to the floor, where you curled up a bit into yourself, suddenly getting a lot colder. You shouldn’t be this cold, you think. It’s April, so at most a shiver if it’s raining, but you’re shivering like it’s the dead of December. The feel of the cold tile below you did nothing to help your situation. 

As promised, 15 minutes later Mrs. Tanaka was pulling up in front of the school, and Kyomi was practically carrying all of your weight to the car. She dumped you into the back seat then climbed into the front. She frowned at you as you struggled to buckle yourself in before greeting her mom.

“Hi, Mama.” Kyomi said before looking back at you. “Y/N is really sick; can we take her home quickly?” She asked, and her mom nodded yes.

“Of course.” Mrs. Tanaka answered in Japanese, smiling at you through the rear-view mirror. “Anything for our Buggie.” She said with a smile, making sure you were buckled, as well as Ky, before starting to drive you home. You zoned out after a while, just listening to Ky and her mom talk quietly in the front seat as the car kept on. It started to feel weird the longer the drive took, and you could recognize that you were getting motion sick. You sat up and looked out the front window intently, willing the feeling away. You recognized that there were only a few more blocks until you were home, so you just clamped your jaw shut hard and sat through the feeling. Eventually, you were home and being escorted to your room by Ky, mumbling that rehearsals were cancelled, no you weren’t hungry, and no you weren’t sick just tired, to get your grandparents off of your back. It worked, because within minutes you were huddled under your blankets, fast asleep before the clock even struck 5:00.

You woke up the next morning on Saturday to a text from Kyomi.

‘Hey, check out this video! People are calling him spider man I guess :)’ the text read, with a link sent immediately afterwards. You sat up and looked at the clock, seeing it was 8 a.m. and you groaned tiredly before you realized your head felt a million times better. You smiled, thinking it must’ve just been a nasty bug that you had, before you clicked the link. You watched the kid swing on what appeared to be webs in a pair of bright red sweats.

“Very on brand.” You mumbled, watching him climb up a wall, your eyes focusing hard on the small screen as you tried to reason out how that was possible. Almost, if not every rule of physics was ignored in the video. Logically, humans cannot climb walls, duh. Maybe he had some kind of special adhesive on his gloves or something. And surely, he isn’t… making the webs himself? Like, they can’t be coming out of his body. You watched closer and noted that, at least the webs weren’t coming from his wrist but a contraption on his wrist. You sighed and texted Kyomi back.

‘So, is he a new avenger or something? Bc I know we don’t need any more of them trying to play dress up’ you sent with a sigh. Sure, they weren’t the worst thing to happen to the planet, but after the attacks that happened in New York, what happened to your mother… You couldn’t stand them. You got out of bed and stretched, heading upstairs to get breakfast. You spotted the note on the counter that your grandparents would be gone for the day, heading north to Door County for some early season farmers market or something. You sighed and went to set down the paper before you realized it was stuck to your hand.

“What the fuck-!” You yelled, getting the attention of your dogs as they ran up to you, staring at you and waiting for a treat or something, hell if you knew. The paper wouldn’t get off of your hand and you were freaking the hell out. You went to set down your phone to peel the paper off when you realized that the phone was now also stuck to your hand.

“OhMyGodOhMyGodOhMyGod-“ you chanted as you freaked out, trying to get the items out of your hands. This would be the one and only time you would honestly be okay with throwing your phone across a room if it meant it would get off. You felt the phone buzz in your hand, meaning that Ky had texted back, and you looked at the screen, not really seeing her message in your state of panic. You closed your eyes and took a deep breath, trying to calm your nerves a bit. You opened your eyes and slowly opened your hand, letting your phone drop onto the table before you peeled the paper off of your hand, finding it awfully weird how it pulled your skin a bit. You threw the paper onto the table and went to the sink, scrubbing your hands to make sure that some superglue hadn’t magically appeared there. You dried them gently on your pants then walked over to your phone to read Ky’s message.

‘ig he isn’t an avenger, but I bet that tony stark has his eyes on him” she had texted back, causing your eyes to roll. You sent back a quick ‘sure, ok lol. bc Tony stark is just keeping his eye out for the next freak show’ before locking the screen. You walked into the living room and sat down on the couch, your dogs getting bored of you and moving somewhere else in the house to play. You sighed and decided to try the whole “sticky thing” again, since you knew your hands were thoroughly clean. Therefore, logically, nothing should blatantly ignore physics. You closed your eyes for a moment before tensing the muscles in your hand, then peeling your eyes open. You opened your hand flat, and then flipped it upside down quickly. Your eyes nearly popped your head as you watched the phone defy gravity, sticking to your open palm.

“What the fuuuuuuck-“ You whispered, turning your hand around to look at the phone from every angle. You relaxed again, seeing as it worked last time to get rid of the stickiness (?) and watched it fall into your lap.

“I think… I think I’m losing my mind.” You mumbled with your eyes still wide. You didn’t even know what to think, nearly shitting you pants at what you saw yourself do. You weren’t even 15 yet! How the hell are you supposed to know what to do! You let yourself panic for another moment before you took a breath, trying to force yourself to calm down. You had a crazy idea, but hell if you weren’t going to try it.

“Ok, Spider-Man. Let’s see if I’m, uh, you.” You mumbled with a sour face as you walked over to the only wall in the living room without decorations covering it. You double checked around you that the curtains were closed before turning back to the wall with a nod. You took another deep breath and put your hands on the wall above your head, tensing your fingers and pulling slightly, putting your feet on the wall below you slowly. Your eyes widened as you realized, holy shit, I’m on the wall.

“I’m on the wall.” You mumbled, slowly removing one hand and moving it up, then your foot, and then continuing until you had made it to the top of the wall, eyes wide as you breather heavily.

“I- what the- what.” You said, mind blank as you looked at the floor, a good foot and a half below you. You sighed and looked up at the ceiling that is now so much closer to your nose. You nodded and decided, yeah, okay, on the ceiling I go. You moved your body and slowly started to crawl again, eyes wide as you slowly moved and slowly, ended up on the ceiling.

“This… goes against physics so hard.” You mumbled, slowly moving around until you decided, hey, maybe I shouldn’t be on the ceiling. You almost hyper-fixated on the physics, about any possible, logical explanation as you slowly climbed down again and promptly freaked out. You weren’t sure what to do, or who to tell, if anyone. You ran down to your room and sat down in front of your laptop before you googled Spider-Man, trying to figure out what he could do to test it for yourself. There was no way, right?

You knew the webs weren’t from his body, but you noticed he had amazing balance and strength, almost too much for a human. Hell, he had stopped a bus dead in its tracks with just his hands. So you nodded, standing up again and looking around your room. You had no clue what was heavy enough for you to test, before you spotted your packed bookcase.

You walked over to it and pulled it away from the wall, eyes widening already at how easy that was. You nodded before squatting down, mumbling small encouragements to yourself, before you got your fingers underneath it and just… Stood. You stood up with this bookcase in your arms like it weighed no more than a few books. You nodded to yourself again, still horribly confused as you returned the case to its designated spot, eyes wide.

“Okay what the fuck.” You practically laughed before your face dropped. You thought quickly before sitting at your desk again, pulling up Google and the picture of the spider from the auditorium that bit you.

“There has to be a reason that he’s called Spider-man of all things, right?” You mumble to yourself, trying to find out what kind of spider had bit you. Since it even had the ability to bite you, that ruled out hundreds of kinds right away, and of the handful left, none of them had the same coloration at all of the spider that had bitten you. And even then, logically none of them had any way to alter the human body. Honestly, that is probably scared you the most.

“Okay, so let me think through this…” You mumbled to yourself, pulling out a pen and a notebook. You wrote down your own name and drew a line underneath it, writing underneath it what you knew you could do now so far. Super strength and sticky hands/wall climbing were the only things so far, but you were willing to bet there was more. Your brows wrinkled and you wrote down enhanced eyesight, heightened senses. It would make sense, since suddenly you didn’t need your glasses, and it felt like your senses had been dialed up to 11. You put your notebook down and tossed the pen on top before standing up, glancing at the clock on your desk and seeing it was almost noon. You sighed and rubbed your eyes, deciding to get ready for the day. You had to buy groceries today, and Nana would be very upset if you forgot.

So, you did just that. You got ready, went to the store, and picked up the few groceries that your house needed. Everything was totally fine and normal until you were walking home. You had your earbuds in, and you were crossing a street when you felt it. Every nerve in your body went haywire and you got immediate goosebumps. Your eyes widened, still staring at your feet, but you just knew you needed to jump. So, you did. Really fucking high, right over the car speeding towards your side. You landed on your feet, all of the bags in your hands still, and your eyes were blown wide.

‘What the fuck was that’ you screamed in your head, covering your face and rushing home. So, you could jump really high, and you could run fast (since you got home in half the time it usually would have if you had run it at top speed), and you had some random… feeling?

“Being a freak is fucking… freaky.” You laughed at yourself quietly as you got home and sorted out your groceries.

[foolishs-blog1]

☾     ▹     °     ⋅     aaron     tveit          /          thirty   -  five          /          cis     male          ;          have     you     had     the     chance     to     meet     gabriel     crowley          ?          he     has     lived     in     old     sprigg     for     thirty     years     ,     gaining     a     reputation     for     being     quite     intrepid     ,     romantic     ,     tragicomic          &          tenebrous     .     this     pansexual     gemini     can     be     found     around     the     clover     and     he     works     as     a     lawyer          &          playwright     .     most     people     tend     to     associate     them     with     expensive     shirts     undone     at     the     throat     and     rolled     up     to     the     forearms     ,     and     the     passenger     seat     of     a     well     -     loved     car     piled     with     reusable     coffee     cups     ,     half     -     scribbled     drafts     and     case     briefs     alike     .

this  was  meant  to  go  up  earlier  but  i  fell  asleep  and  then  my  laptop  decided  to  reboot  itself  and  i  lost  all  my  progress  and  i  kind  of  had  a  breakdown  over  it .  anyways   !   i’m  vanya ,  i’m  20 ,  i’m  writing  from  aest / hell ,  and  i  tend  to  use  she/they  pns .  i’m  the  world’s  worst  law  student ,  so  catch  me  whipping  up  lengthy  emotional  responses  when  i’m  meant  to  be  writing  letters  of  advice  n  whatnot   !   this  is  the  first  of  two  intros ,  so  bear  w  me   --- -   but  without  further  ado ,  here’s  the  loml ,  gabe   !

𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚛     𝚘𝚗𝚎     .          x          𝗱𝗼𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗲𝗿     .

full  name:  gabriel  arthur  crowley .  

nicknames:  goes  primarily  by  gabe .

age:  thirty - five .

date  of  birth:  june  sixteenth .

place  of  birth:  old�� sprigg ,  missouri .

occupation:  local  lawyer ,  aspiring  playwright .

gender  identity  &  pronouns:  cisgender  male ,  he/him .

sexual  identity:  pansexual .

romantic  identity:  panromantic .

western  zodiac:  gemini .

hogwarts  house:  gryffindor .

𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚛     𝚝𝚠𝚘     .          x          𝗯𝗶𝗼𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗽𝗵𝘆     .

so ,  gabriel  is  from  a  pretty  prominent  family  in  old  sprigg   --- -   they’ve  been  living  there  for  generations ,  and  lay  claim  to  a  mom  and  pop  convenience  store  in  the  centre  of  town .  the  crowleys  aren’t  wealthy  wealthy ,  but  they  are  comfortable  (  which  is  what  rich  people  say ,  but  whatever  ) .  he’s  the  oldest  of  his  five  siblings  (  wcs  that  i’ll  probs  pop  in  later ,  oops  )  and  the  responsibility  of  taking  care  of  the  shop  has  fallen  to his  younger  sister .

just  for  reference ,  the  family  structure  is  below   !   they  range  from  35,  obvs,  to  27 .  they  were  all  born  in  quite  quick  succession .  bold  indicates  twins   !

gabriel .

younger sister .

younger sister .

younger brother .

younger sister .

growing  up ,  he  was  quick  to  assume  responsibility  and  play  the  protective  older  brother   --- -   he  helped  get  lunches  ready  in  the  morning ,  helped  cook  dinner ,  helped  look  after  the  younger  four  ;   he  adapted  well  to  the  responsibility .  he’s  always  been  quite  mature  in  that  respect ,  always  choosing  to  go  home  and  help  with  the  younger  kids  than  to  go  out  and  party  and  whatnot .  

throughout  his  childhood ,  he  showed  incredible  promise  with  language .  he  was  a  keen  reader ,  and  developed  a  taste  for  classic  literature  early  on .  his  teachers  understood  that  and  responded  to  it  well ,  and  fostered  that  love .  by  the  time  he  was  in  fourth  grade ,  he  was  being  sent  off  to  do  much  more  advanced  work .  he’s  maintained  this  love  for  literature  and  language   --- -   an  entire  room  in  his  house  is  dedicated  to  all  of  his  books .  (  he’s  formed  his  own  little  library ,  and  he’s  not  mad  about  it .  )

somewhere  in  high  school ,  he  was  introduced  to  the  possibility  of  doing  law ,  and  fell  head  over  heels .  there  was  something  about  its  innate  intricacies ,  the  interweaving  of  theory  and  language  and  cleverness  that  spoke  to  his  soul .  he  started  discussing  the  idea  with  his  parents ,  who  jumped  at  the  idea  of  having  a  lawyer  in  the  family  again  (  bc  who  the  fuck  wouldn’t  )   --- -   they  eventually  decided  on  a   university  in  kansas  city ,  and  before  he  even  realised  it ,  he  was  applying .  

he  moved  out  of  the  family  home  at  eighteen ,  car  loaded  with  boxes  and  heart  full  of  sorrow  and  the  inexplicable  joy  of  what  was  to  come .  he  can’t  say  he’s  sorry  for  leaving ,  but  he  will  admit  that  it  was  hard  .  living  in  such  a  close - knit ,  beautiful  family ,  you  get  very  attached  to  the  people  around  you  and  having  to  leave  is  a  pain  like  no  other .  (  he  drove  home  every  chance  he  could ,  brought  books  and  records  for  his  younger  siblings  to  swap  around ,  told  stories  of  university  life  with  only  a  touch  of  embellishment ,  bc  no  one  wants  to  hear  another  story  abt  how  you  stayed  home  on  friday  night  rereading  the  iliad  again .  )

he  pretty  much  cruised  through  uni  on  high  marks ,  tbh .  in  his  latter  years  he  became  a  tutor  and  peer  mentor ,  but  he  pretty  much  stuck  to  himself  for  most  of  his  time  there .  he  dabbled  in  theatre  arts ,  stage  managed  and  starred  in  a  few  shows ,  but  for  the  most  part  he  stuck  to  his  own  guns  and  got  through  uni  the  way  he  wanted  to .  it’s  here  that  he  starts  drafting  ideas  for  his  own  plays ,  but  he  doesn’t  take  them  too  seriously .  he  tends  to  write  them  as  a  detox  from  writing  legal  essays ,  and  his  first  ones  aren’t  great  but  they  get  better  and  better  as  time  goes  on .

after  he  graduated  with  first  class  honours ,  gabe  started  looking  for  work  and  after  a  month  of  relative  unemployment  (  there  was  a  whole  lot  of  greasy  takeout  and  near - teary  breakdowns  experienced  that  month ) ,  he  got  the  job  of  an  absolute  lifetime   --- -   working  as  a  legal  assistant  in  a  firm  in  new  york  city .  he  didn’t  hesitate  about  taking  that  job .

new  york  wasn’t  quite  what  it  was  cracked  up  to  be .  the  rent  on  his  apartment  was  exorbitant ,  moments  of  peace  and  quiet  were  transitory ,  he  was  overworked  and  underpaid ,  but  there  was  still  something  about  it  that  appealed  to  him  like  nothing  else .  he’d  save  his  change  and  go  see  broadway  shows  when  he  could ,  fell  in  love  with  everything  about  the  theatre .  note  that  his  burgenoning  love  for  theatre  didn’t  replace  his  love  for  the  law   --- -   it  merely  grew  out  of  the  same  place ,  that  same  love  for language  and  literature  that  drove  him  into  law .  

he  ended  up  working  in  new  york  for  about  five  years  before  deciding  to  pack  it  in  and  move  back  to  old  sprigg .  there’d  been  a  job  opening  back  home  and  he  was  starting  to  feel  the  urge  to  return  home   ---   so  five  years  ago ,  he  packed  up  his  car  again  and  made  the  long  trip  back  home .  he  doesn’t  regret  leaving  new  york ,  not  at  all .  he’d  made  quite  the  success  story  of  himself  there ,  and  it’s  not  like  he  couldn’t  just  travel  back  and  forth  for  big  cases .  the  firm  was  reticent  to  let  their  ‘  hotshot  little  attorney   ’  go ,  but  it’s  been  the  best  thing  for  him .

he’s  been  back  for  five  years  now .  he  bought  a  house  relatively  close  to  his  parents  and  siblings ,  and  has  since  established  a  small  business  offering  legal  advice  and  taking  on  distance  cases .  he  travels  back  and  forth ,  but  he  loves  it  regardless .  he’s  adopted  three  dogs  and  a  cat ,  all  of  whom  insist  on  sleeping  in  the  bed   --- -   gabe  gets  the  smallest  sliver  of  bed ,  naturally .  he’s  written  two  plays  (  both  of  which  have  been  published  )  and  he’s  starting  work  on  the  third  one  now .

idk  he’s  just  happier  in  old  sprigg  than  he  ever  was  in  nyc  and  he  deserves  that

𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚛     𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚎     .          x          𝗾𝘂𝗶𝗿𝗸𝘀     .

style  inspirations:  spencer  reid ,  the  tenth  doctor .  it’s  a  lot  of  expensive  dress  shirts  and  scuffed - up  sneakers .  when  he’s  actually  in  court ,  he’ll  dress  quite  professionally  but  when  he’s  not ,  he’ll  keep  the  nice  shirts  and  swap  everything  else  out  for  worn  jeans  and  converse  in  varying  colours .  occasionally ,  we’ll  get  a  knitted  scarf .

exhales   ...   big  on  saving  the  environment .  turns  up  to  convenience  stores  with  canvas  bags  in  tow ,  has  a  reusable  coffee  cup  for  every  mood ,  tries  to  make  as  little  waste  as  humanly  possible .  he’s  slowly  weaning  himself  off  of  meat ,  and  he  won’t  go  fully  vegan ,  but  he’s  doing  his  best  to  avoid  meat  and  dairy .  (  yes ,  he  saw  greta  thunberg’s  tedtalk  and  promptly  felt  guilty  and  started  making  changes .  )

used  to  smoke ,  because  it  was  a  social  thing  in  the  firm  he  worked  at  in  nyc .  since  he’s  moved  back ,  he’s  quit .  he’ll  have  one  a  week  if  he  feels  the  need .  

he  did  a  few  shows  in  high  school  and  university .  he’s  got  a  fuckin  beautiful  voice ,  and  if  you  walk  by  at  the  right  time ,  you  can  catch  him  singing  to  himself  and  his  dogs  while  making  breakfast .  

he  jogs ,  bc  of  fucking  course  he  does .

talks  with  his  hands  a  lot .  doesn’t  know  where  he  gets  it  from .

holds  a  regular  saturday  night  movie  marathon  at  his  house  for  friends  and  family  ,  and  seeing  as  fall  is  approaching  it’s  gonna  be  halloween  movies  from  now  on .  he’s  a  sucker  for  a  good  horror  movie .

angelic  in  every  way ,  shape  n  form .  thank  u .

[cloudbeom]

A Garden of Stars (Prologue)

warnings: /

Genre: slow burn, friends to lovers/one sided love au (depends on the ending i guess :’)), high school au, angst

Summary  : The only problem with falling in love is you didn't choose to

A/n: Soooo, here is the first part! I recommend listening to I like me better by Lauv while reading! Enjoy!

"We're going to be late!" Your older sister Selene yelled when you just finished brushing your teeth, you just rolled your eyes instead of replying her, knowing it was just to meet up with her boyfriend. And mom wouldn't let her go out unless you were with her all times until you reached school.

"I'm coming!" You replied, "Asshole"

"I HEARD THAT!"

"I WANTED YOU TO HEAR IT!" you yelled again, grabbing the jacket on your chair and hanging your schoolbag loosely around your shoulder. You looked at yourself in the mirror and sighed.

It's just another day of school.

And as usual, you went downstairs and said goodbye to your parents, and walked out with Selene to be greeted with harsh sunlight, so you cover your eyes with your arm.

"Why is it so sunny today?" You asked, and finding that your sister was squealing and running into Hoseok- her boyfriend's- arms. And you just rolled your eyes for the second time, but stopped when Hoseok started to laughed

"Good morning (Y/n)!"

"Morning" You smiled at him, not nearly matching his. But your sister had different plans when she pampered his face with kisses, and he hugged her waist, smiling like it was their wedding day. "I'll just go to school on my own" you stated, not wanting to watch her kissing him for a second longer, Hoseok, wanting to reply, was cut off by a kiss on his lips, and you turned your heel.

He's cute and I hate that, I hate his sunshine smile, and I hate how he's so nice, and I hate that he belongs to my sister.

You plugged in your ear piece, wanting to listen to music on your way. And as you clicked shuffle on your playlist, I like me by Lauv came on.

You smiled lazily and clicked on the Instagram post Jimin had updated and tagged you of him in the empty theater, looking so fucking aesthetic. You remembered that you were helping him read his scripts, and he had asked you to take that photo of him, and he had apparently posted it and tagged you as his "Best photographer" and now your Instagram was blowing up with followers.

The lead actor of the school, the hottest model for Instagram, the most adorable classmate, was a great person, but he's in the school's 'I want to date him bc he's so popular but not a bitch' list, so just being his friend is risky.

Apparently, he had also tagged Jin, the film and photography director of our school. The person who you loved to annoy with your best friend, by making fart noises when he was recording, and it would always make Jimin burst to laughter and forget his lines.

He was so much more handsome than he claimed to be, and he was talented as fuck. His laugh is adorable, and he could literally step on me. But he already had a girlfriend, and his girlfriend was so nice you ended up being friends with her when you wanted to pry his sex life out of her. I know, I didn't know what I was thinking either

As you commented on his picture, you received a message, and you clicked on it fast, realizing Yoongi had sent you a piece he was working on. And you smiled, remembering how he and you met online when you wanted to find a tutor for piano lessons, and found someone your age instead, and immediately became friends. He wasn't from your school, but you seen him in pictures before, and all you wanted was to kiss his gummy smiles.

Is it love at first sight? Why is he so adorable! And he's a pianist too! I never even met him! Ugh, what is wrong with me!!

You passed a couple that was walking by the park, and you smiled at the girl, who smiled back at you. Your phone in hand and eyes trained to the road, looking left and right for cars, and as the train above you passed and no cars were in sight, your crossed the road, a skip in your step when you saw an old man and a dog doing the same as you, stopping only to bow politely at him.

You crossed the sidewalk safely, only to forget every damn time that a curb was there, and you stumbled a little, already being used to it, you just laughed it off. Getting up to run back to your normal pace, your school not further and not wanting to catch up with Selene and Hoseok.

You remembered the first time you fell on that curb, Namjoon, who had been sitting on the bench at the park, saw you and dashed to you immediately, abandoning his notes and papers that looked like sheets of music on the bench, and helping you up, asking if you were okay. You guys hit it off right then and there, you learned that he was a senior in your school, and he wanted to produce music. You also learned that he was not looking for a relationship, after he told you that he had not planned on staying, but instead wanted to move as soon as he graduated, to find a chance to be a musician.

He was adorable, his hair was always stuck in places, and I loved running my fingers through them, with the reason I wanted to fix it. I love poking his dimples, and I love forgetting that there is a motherfucking curb after school because he was always there, and ever since then, I know who to rely on when I'm down. But only for now, because sadly, he's moving after graduation.

You ran into birds that flew away as always when you ran to them, they had always occupied the fountain there. The birds had flew away faster ever since that day you were playing soccer with Taehyung.

I mean, you had told him playing soccer at a public place was a bad idea. But he insisted on teaching you a so called power move he made, and you couldn't just say no. So as the good friend you were, you and him ended up in the park, playing soccer, and when he tried to show me the power move, he had kicked too hard and the ball literally hit one of the pigeons at the fountain, and you didn't want to say it died, but it did scare the others away big time, and since then the birds there was really quick on their feathers. Plus, Tae had bought you ice cream as an apology!

He was hot, no kidding. Captain of the soccer team? Loved by everyone at campus? so it was not impossible for me to fall in love with him too! But you know what's the dual combo for loved soccer captain? Cute cheerleader in pigtails. And that's just it. There goes my chances. I might as well start working out and learn gymnastics.

You laughed at the memory of it all. And finally, you had reached school after safely walking the crossroad of busy teenagers on their phones or with their significant others, or best friends.

You arrived at campus earlier than expected and the bell wont ring for a few more minutes. So you just went to your usual hiding space, thinking of all the cliché memories of you writing those seven love letters.

Oh? There were only six stated? Well, that can't be right... because..

"(Y/n)! Get your ass over here quick!"

You turned and smiled, seeing Jeon Jeongguk walk up to you, his hair and jacket practically swaying in the wind, as what looked like a phone was in his hands, and a smiled played his lips. His eyes glistening with the morning sun, showing that he woke up on the right side of bed.

"Where have you been? I've been waiting since ass crack of dawn!" He laughed and shoved his phone in your face "Look at this, look at this! IU posted a new photo! Look at this (Y/n)! Are you looking!?" You laughed when he was trying to grab your body from falling into the grass because you were trying to walk backwards. "You did not come here at ass crack of dawn"

"You're not seeing it!"

"Okay give it to me" You said, grabbing his phone and looking at the picture of IU, the sweetheart of campus. The lead choir and the best singer of the whole high school. You scrunched your nose, and immediately deleted it, falling backwards on the soft grass so he couldn't prevent you from not deleting it.

"(Y/n)!!!" Jungkook panicked, and you couldn't help but laugh at how worried he was. "Why did you do that?" He pouted, lying on the grass next to you, and wrapping his arm around your shoulder as sounds of students chattering filled both of your ears, and he immediately took his phone back.

"Because she isn't good for you. She has a boyfriend Guk, are you crazy? Keeping a picture of her? What would her boyfriend say?"

"Why would he care?" he pouted more, sticking his bottom lip out. And you stood, placing a hand on your hip.

"Well, if I were your girlfriend, and Tae Tae had a  picture of me, what would you do?" you asked, and he looked up at you.

"Good point" he laughed, then stood next to you, just as the bell rang "But you my best friend, so unless Tae Tae likes you, It's just creepy" he said, laughing "And there goes the bell. Wait for me after class okay?" You nodded "You tell me that every day Jungkook"

"I just don't want you to bail on me!" he said, then he turned to the back door "I'm going to go now! Don't wanna be late on this normal boring day! Bye best friend!" He kissed your cheek, like you always did, then left.

And that's the problem. With Jeon Jungkook. Your best friend. And the person your currently in love with

[farklelucas]

au: fallen angel! zagene . (usually i would choose eugene as the angel as he can't keep up with the trends and stuff but zach is a pretty cute option too) u choose

honestly??? both are adorable. im going with eugene tho bc why not honestly.

warning: this gets angsty and then immediately fluffy. pretty quick. almost immediate transition. major character death. but not like. it’s fine, i’ll fix it i promise.

zach has known he had a guardian angel since he was five years old. that’s what he calls himself, anyway, a guardian angel. just a kid, just like him, maybe a few years older. he didn’t want to play with the other kids - he just hung around zach, laughing with him or sitting next to him in the sandbox. he seemed to always be around, and since it’s all zach’s ever known, he doesn’t find it weird. mostly, he finds eugene comforting.

eugene grows up with him. he takes on his own personality - snarky, smart, mouthy. zach, personally, thinks he’s pretty funny. sure, he’s a little distant and emotionless, especially when they’re pre-teens. and he doesn’t answer any questions either. (‘do other people have angels?’ ‘do your math homework, zach.’ ‘why do you watch over me?’ ‘because who else would remind you to eat your fruits and veggies? oh, wait, your mom. never mind.’ ‘how did you die?’ ‘how do you know i did?’) still, zach likes him all the same.

things get really weird when he’s sixteen and he thinks he has a… crush on eugene? that’s weird. that’s way weird. he doesn’t even think eugene can feel human emotions - well, besides annoyance and slight anger. maybe, occasionally, joy. one time he saw a dog and got pretty happy.

then zach has his accident. it’s a car accident - he’s driving on his own, eugene in the passenger seat. (so technically, no one’s in the passenger seat.) he’s trying to convince eugene to sing along to buddy holly by wheezer, and eugene is snorting and shaking his head, like zach is singing rather boisterously, and then… and then everything goes dark.

he wakes up in a white room, in the same ugly sweater and jeans he was in before. he blinks, and eugene’s sitting across from him, frowning. “you okay?” he asks. zach groans, the pain suddenly flooding him. “you hit you’re head pretty bad there.” “fine,” zach mumbles, rubbing the back of his neck. he looks around the room, and it seems like there’s nothing. literally nothing. he looks to eugene. “where the hell are we?”

eugene sucks in a sharp breath. “you, uh. you died.” zach blinks. “i don’t feel like i died,” he says, because that’s the only thing he can think to say. “yeah, you wouldn’t,” eugene snaps. zach rolls his eyes and eugene sighs, shaking his head. “remember how i never answered any questions?” he asks quietly, and zach nods. “ask me again.” so zach does.

“where are we?” “i told you, you’re dead.” “weren’t you supposed to stop that, seeing as you were my guardian angel and all?” “you’re not asking the right questions.” “does everyone have a guardian angel?” “technically, no.” “what does that even mean? pretty cryptic if you ask me.” eugene sighs in frustration. “zach,” he says. “ask me why you.” zach pauses, but shrugs. “okay, why me?” eugene deflates in relief.

“not everyone has a guardian angel. in fact, it’s pretty uncommon. that isn’t even what i really am.” zach frowns, but eugene holds up a hand and continues. “i’m not your guardian angel. i’m your soulmate.”

zach opens his mouth to say something, then closes it. eugene doesn’t even seem to notice, keeping his eyes trained on the ground. “most people exist at the same time as their soulmates, in the same country or state or city. those people get to figure it out on their own. but… you were stuck with me. and i died long, long before you were even born. and since we were destined to meet, well. guardian angel.” he shrugs. “that’s how they explained it to me, anyway. and so now i’m explaining it to you.” he looks up then, and smiles. “can i ask you a question now?”

zach is kind of too dumbfounded to speak, so he just shrugs. “do you trust me?” eugene asks, and zach’s response is an immediate nod. eugene holds out his hand and zach, immediately, takes it. light begins to engulf the room, and they head onto the next adventure. together.

[rosesandruin]

1-100 for the ask thing

1. What’s your philosophy in life?-If it doesn’t make you happy, it’s not worth it.2. What’s the one thing you would like to change about yourself?-Only one?3. Are you religious or spiritual?-No4. Do you consider yourself an introvert or an extrovert?-Introvert5. Which parent are you closer to and why?-My mom, ig. I spend the most time with her.6. What was the best phase in your life?-My bookworm/writer phase7. What was the worst phase in your life?-My “I want to kill myself” phase8. Is what you’re doing now what you always wanted to do growing up?-No9. What makes you feel accomplished?-When I finish a day of work, get a paycheck, or finish all of my homework10. What’s your favorite book/movie of all time and why did it speak to you so much?-My favorite book is “To Kill a Mockingbird.” I don’t really know why11. What is a relationship deal breaker for you?-Ig not being compassionate?12. Are you more into looks or brains?-Idk13. Would you ever take back someone who cheated?-No14. How do you feel about sharing your password with your partner?-I’m okay with that15. When do you think a person is ready for marriage?-??? What kind of question is this?16. What kind of parent do you think you will be?-Better than mine were, I hope17. What would you do if your parents didn’t like your partner?-Eh, that wouldn’t happen. I have good taste.18. Who is that one person you can talk to about just anything?-Um…19. Do you usually stay friends with your exes?-Idk, I don’t have any20. Have you ever lost someone close to you?-Yes21. If you are in a bad mood, do you prefer to be left alone or have someone to cheer you up?-Left alone if I’m angry/irritated. Cheered up if I’m sad/depressed/anxious.22. What’s an ideal weekend for you?-Camping23. What do you think of best friends of the opposite sex?-They’re okay?24. Do you judge a book by its cover?-Yeah25. Are you confrontational?-No26. When was the last time you broke someone’s heart?-Never, I hope27. Would you relocate for love?-Yeah, sure28. Did you ever write a journal?-Yeah29. What are you most thankful for?-Umm… my cat30. Do you believe in second chances?-Yeah, depending31. What’s the one thing that people always misunderstand about you?-Probably my mental illnesses32. What is your idea of a perfect vacation?-Going somewhere new33. What did your past relationship teach you?-N/A34. What are your thoughts on online dating or tinder?-Good for them?35. What’s on your bucket list this year?-Get a tattoo36. When have you felt your biggest adrenaline rush?-Um, probably one of the times I was at Cedar Point37. What is the craziest thing you’ve ever done and would you do it again?-I was in a smol (safe-ish) backyard demolition derby with my uncles and 10/10 would do again38. If a genie granted you 3 wishes right now, what would you wish for?-I just want a job39. What’s your biggest regret in life?-Not doing more solos in choir in high school, dropping out of band40. What do you think about when you’re by yourself?-Anything and everything41. Does your job make you happy?-What job42. What did you want to be when you were younger?-A vet, a detective, a teacher43. Why did your last relationship end?-N/A45. What’s been your biggest mistake so far in life and what did you learn from it?-I don’t know46. Where is your favorite place in the entire world to go?-Ottawa, I guess. Ottawa’s cool. Or Disney World. It’s magical.47. What are your top five favorite movies?-Lilo and Stitch, Dead Poet’s Society, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, The Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink48. What are some of your favorite songs?-Riptide – Vance Joy; She Had the World – Panic!; Won’t Back Down – Tom Petty; Hurt – Johnny Cash49. What qualities do you admire about your parents?-My mom never gave up, and she works every day to improve herself.50. How would you describe your best friend?-My what51. What’s your favorite hobby to do alone?-Sing, ig52. What’s something you can’t go a day without doing?-Um. Sleep53. What’s the most spontaneous thing you’ve done lately?-I spontaneously went to visit my dad, but that was for a funeral. So.54. What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done for love?-I don’t think I’ve ever done anything like that.55. What’s your biggest pet peeve?-When people won’t leave me alone when I want to be.56. Why do you think you’re still single?-I’m… not…57. What accomplishment are you most proud of?-Struggling through geometry class all year but getting 100% on the exam (only one of two to do so.) And also getting in to all of the colleges I applied to.58. What is one dream you have yet to accomplish?-Moving out.59. What is your greatest fear?-Never being able to transition the way I want.60. What are three things you value most about a person?-Compassion, humor, determination61. Who are five people you are closest with?@stay-strange-kids , @dgrayfee , @floridkore , @hedphoneson , and my stepsister62. What is the greatest struggle you’ve overcome?-High school.63. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?-Spain?64. What’s the most exciting thing that’s happened this past year?-Got a girlfriend65. What’s your favorite beer?-Ew, I don’t drink beer bc I have taste buds66. What’s one thing that bothers you most about the world today?-Hate67. Who are you closer with your mom or your dad?-Didn’t we go through this? My mom68. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?-We went through this, too?69. If you could change one thing about the world what would it be?-Less greed, more compassion70. Who was your favorite teacher and why?-It was my 6th grade English teacher for a while, bc she always encouraged my reading and writing. But in high school, it was one of the special ed teachers. She was amazing and did so much for me.71. What sport did you fall in love with?-None72. What is the weirdest thing about you?-My personality.73. What was your longest relationship?-n/a74. What would your best friend say is your best quality?-My what?75. Who is your favorite historical figure?-Obama76. What made you choose the college you went to?-The location and atmosphere77. If you could tell your former self one thing right now what would it be?-It gets better. Do your homework.78. What food could you not live without?-Tacos79. Dogs or Cats?-Don’t pit my babies against each other like this.80. What’s closest you’ve ever come to being arrested?-Um. Never?81. What was your best birthday?-…I can’t think of one.82. What’s one thing you wish you knew how to do?-Play guitar and piano83. Where’s one place you’d like to go that you haven’t been?-Spain84. What was the last book you read? And When?-I can’t remember85. Where do you usually get your news?-Idk86. What are some of your own personal goals in the next 5 years?-Start hrt, get top surgery, buy a car, move out, graduate87. What would you consider your greatest accomplishment so far?-wE WEnT oVeR tHIS88. If you could get away with anything that you do?-Rob a bank89. Who is your greatest hero?-I don’t have one90. What’s the greatest risk you’ve ever taken?-Speeding while driving even tho I don’t have my license91. Why are we here?-WHY ARE WHO WHERE, WHAT, DON’T DO THIS92. If heaven is real and you died tomorrow, would you get in?-I hope not.93. Do you believe in fate?-Yeah94. How do you think people see you?-With their eyes, I assume?95. If you had the ability to erase something that you did in the past, whatwould it be?-There was this one time I hit my sister… It was bad…96. What song makes you unconditionally happy?-Um… idk97. If you could have anybody else’s life, who’s would you take?-No one’s. My life is my own.98. What fictional character do you most relate to?-None99. If I asked you at age 5 what you wanted to be when you grew up, what would you say?-A veterinarian100. What is your biggest irrational fear?-Being stuck here my whole life. But I don’t think that’s completely irrational?

[blackeyedl]

1-100 so 😏

okay soooo...

The meaning behind my url: the song black eyed by placebo was my favourite song for a reaaaally long time

A picture of me: will be posted later

How many tattoos i have and what they are: I have 7, a pawprint of my dog, a small heart, a vampire mouth, a small white moon, roses, a goatskull and a native american girl

Last time i cried and why: Thursday, I got the confirmation that I can study at an university 

Piercings i have: I got both of my earlobes stretched, bridge, septum, medusa, both nipples and my bellybutton pierced

Favorite band: I don’t really have a favourite band because my taste in music changes really fast but I love Avenged Sevenfold, Beartooth and Heisskalt

Biggest turn offs: being a dick about someones body, not being honest, using someone just because you’re lonely

Top 5 (insert subject): my top 5 things are the smell of summerrain, watching the sundown, waking up with someone hugging me, the moments when you are with your friends and you laugh and you are just happy and forget about all the bad things that happened to you, eating. I really love eating.

Tattoos i want: I want peonies on my shoulders/chest, also on my upper leg/hip. a scorpio because it’s my zodiac, a raven bc it’s my favourite animal, something for my mom dad and brother, the pizzotti crew sign, a pizza, some adventure time things... I have a lot of plans but I also love doing wanna do’s

Biggest turn ons: kissing, teasing, heavy breathing, seeing that I turn somebody on

Age: 21

Ideas of a perfect date: eating pizza while watching the sundown

Life goal: having a job that makes me happy, finding my “real love” and adopting a dog with him, being covered in tattoos

Piercings i want: kinda want a nape piercing

Relationship status: I’m single

Favorite movie: the harry potter movies

A fact about my life: I’ve been single for 6 years now

Phobia: spiders scare the shit out of me, I’m afraid of the dark 

Middle name: - 

Height: 1,53m

Are you a virgin? yes

What’s your shoe size? 37

What’s your sexual orientation? bisexual, I’m a 2 on the kinsey scale

Do you smoke, drink, or take any drugs? I smoke and sometimes drink

Someone you miss: I really miss my Michele

What’s one thing you regret? being so naive all the time

First celebrity you think of when someone says attractive: lily collins

Favorite ice cream? strawberry

One insecurity: my boobs

What my last text message says: “:D”

Have you ever taken a picture naked? yep

Have you ever painted your room? yes, I love painting and redecorating

Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex? not just once

Have you ever slept naked? yes

Have you ever danced in front of your mirror? oh yes :D

Have you ever had a crush? all the time

Have you ever been dumped? yep

Have you ever stole money from a friend? I would never do that. If I need money I just ask

Have you ever gotten in a car with people you just met? only if they were friends of my friends

Have you ever been in a fist fight? no

Have you ever snuck out of your house? not because I wasnt allowed to go out but because I didnt want to wake up my parents

Have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? thats the story of my life tbh

Have you ever been arrested? no

Have you ever made out with a stranger? could be, havent made out with anyone for a long time so I dont remember

Have you ever met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? sure

Have you ever left your house without telling your parents? idk 

Have you ever had a crush on your neighbor? nope

Have you ever ditched school to do something more fun? yes, and it was totally worth it

Have you ever slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? yep

Have you ever seen someone die? no

Have you ever been on a plane? no 

Have you ever kissed a picture? I think I kissed my posters when I was young :D

Have you ever slept in until 3? yepp

Have you ever love someone or miss someone right now? not missing one person in particular but I miss having someone

Have you ever laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? I love doing that

Have you ever made a snow angel? yes

Have you ever played dress up? es

Have you ever cheated while playing a game? did that all the time when I was young

Have you ever been lonely? fuck yeah.

Have you ever fallen asleep at work/school? there was a time when I used to chat with someone all night because I thought that they were more important than a good amount of sleep... I fell asleep in school all the time

Have you ever been to a club? yes

Have you ever felt an earthquake? no

Have you ever touched a snake? no but I really want to

Have you ever ran a red light? yes but not on purpose

Have you ever been suspended from school? no

Have you ever had detention? no

Have you ever been in a car accident? a small one, someone hit my car while drivng backwarts

Have you ever hated the way you look? yes, I have been insecure about my whole body a long time

Have you ever witnessed a crime? yes

Have you ever pole danced? no but I want to

Have you ever been lost? I used to go for a walk in the woods for a long time, one day I wanted to walk an other way as usual and I wandered around for about 4 hours before I finally found the right way

Have you ever been to the opposite side of the country? no

Have you ever felt like dying? yes, not just once

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? all the time

Have you ever sang karaoke? I love that shit 

Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? “you wont fall for him again”..

Have you ever laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? when I was a kid

Have you ever slept with someone at least 5 years older or younger? yes, we did not fuck 

Have you ever kissed in the rain? idk

Have you ever sang in the shower? all the time

Have you ever made out in a park? yes

Have you ever dream that you married someone? no

Have you ever glued your hand to something? no but I put UHU glue on my fingertips and glued them together

Have you ever got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? no

Have you ever ever gone to school partially naked? no

Have you ever been a cheerleader? nope

Have you ever sat on a roof top? no, I am afraid of heights but I want to

Have you ever brush your teeth? no I never do that.. what kind of question is that

Have you ever ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? I cant watch horror movies with ghosts or paranormal activities alone. I am paranoid after that

Have you ever played chicken? no

Have you ever been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? yep

Have you ever been told you’re hot by a complete stranger? yeah, drunk guys on parties who want to fuck, and drunk girls that get emotional and really just want to spread love

Have you ever broken a bone? I dont think so 

Have you ever been easily amused? yes. 

Have you ever laughed so hard you cried? yes 

Have you ever mooned/flashed someone? no. and nobody should do that

Have you ever cheated on a test? yes

Have you ever forgotten someone’s name? I am really bad with names, I forget them all the time

Have you ever met someone who didn’t seem real? didnt seem real as “I try to be someone else” yes

Give us one thing about you that no one knows. I dont really have secrets but one thing I havent told anyone lately is that I’m fucking lonely and I miss being touched

[heckin-harrington]

87 question tag!

87 random questions

I was tagged by @steveharringtonofficial ♥︎ thank you my friend!

I’m tagging: @mileven-353 @lovelydacre and anyone else who wants to do this! (ofc, don’t feel pressured to)

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1. Where do you live? Texas

2. One cool item you own? A bracelet from an African Bushman tribe :)

3. Moon or stars? stars

4. Places you’d like to travel to? back to Africa, Japan, and Australia

5. Favourite song? The Only Reason - 5sos or High Enough - Damn Yankees

6. Do you have any fears? lowkey the dark, heIGHTS, roaches

7. Do you feel different than you did last year? eh, slightly worse slightly better ???

8. What is your race? white

9. Pet peeves? people my age who call me pet names bc they’re ‘older’ than me, people who think they’re the shit, just negative humans in general

10. Any siblings? one sister, two stepbrothers, and two half brothers

11. Are you a gamer? i wouldn’t consider myself a gamer but i love me some horror games and Crasj Bandicoot

12. Sexual orientation? i hate labels and i just like nice people so i’m just here :)

13. Does a broken mirror mean bad luck? eh

14. What do you feel is your mental age? maybe a little older than i am now (16) but not much, maybe 18 or so

15. How old were you when you started dating? 15 but nothin’s happened bc it gives me hella anxiety

16. Where do you do most of your online shopping? amazon or hottopic

17. Favourite animal? cheetah !!

18. What’s one film from the 2000s that you like? all my fav movies are from the 80s but i love all of the Disney Channel Original movies and ofc the HSM trilogy

19. What’s your favourite scary movie? IT bc it’s the only horror movie i’ve ever seen :,)

20. Fun fact about yourself? i’m on the autism spectrum :) i have asperger’s syndrome

21. Shoe size? 8

22. Which fictional character(s) do you relate to the most? Hermione Granger, bc i’m a huge book worm/nerd and Steve Harrington, bc i act all macho and confident but my self esteem is low but i would protect my friends at all costs

23. Where do you see yourself living in ten years? hopefully Africa working with cheetahs or San Diego working at the safari park there

24. Ever wore clothes that were just wayyy too tight? yup yup yup, theatre perks

25. What’s on your mind? my dream from last night... oh how i wish i was still sleeping to carry it on

26. Are you religious? yeah, but not a bible thumper

27. How tall are you? 5’3”

28. Favourite band? 5sos always and Def Leppard

29. Do you remember 2009? I was 8 so no, not really

30. Cats or dogs? cats

31. Fruit or vegetables? fruits

32. Do you want to get married? not currently but everyone says i’ll change my mind

33. Do you want children? no but again ^^ but if I were, I’d want a son

34. Flamingos or peacocks? flamingos

35. What superpower do you wish you had? teleportation or time travel

36. Are you a germ freak? to an extent

37. Did swearing baby, ghost car, or ghost caught on tape scare you as a kid? what???

38. Do you prefer sweet or salty? both

39. Tea or coffee? coffee

40. Are you superstitious? depends

41. Do you like stripes? yeah i guess, i don’t wear ‘em tho

42. Favourite shows as a kid? Blues Clues, Dora, Bindi the Jungle Girl, or Power Rangers: Jungle Fury

43. Favourite shows growing up? all the good Disney Channel shows

44. Favourite musical? Rock of Ages

45. Favourite movie? Monsters Inc. or any 80s movie

46. Birthday? September 30

47. Are you a grammar Nazi? sometimes

48. Ever gotten drunk? nope

49. Do you have a carrier bag? yes

50. What would you do if you were the opposite gender for a day? good lord, i have no clue. probably play with my hair (like style it ‘n such) and sing all the good guy songs from musicals

51. If you were the opposite gender what would you change your name to? apparently if I was a guy my name would’ve been Seamus (aye Irish squad where y’all at) but I’ve always liked the name Tristian

52. What song is stuck in your head? the Stranger Things rap... *sigh* leTS GO BACK TO INDIANA—

53. Celebrity crush? Michael Clifford, Joe Keery, and Dacre Montgomery hULLO

54. If you could live in a non-English speaking country, where would it be? Namibia (i have a fascination with Africa y’all)

55. Are you a good dancer? hA NO

56. Have any allergies? tree nuts

57. Any bad habits? i bite my nails and procrastinate like there’s no tomorrow

58. Ever broke a bone? nope but i have busted open my head twice

59. Are you a city or country person? city

60. Do you like your home country? yeah, America is pretty snazzy

61. Sunflowers or daisies? sunflowers

62. Tulips or roses? roses

63. Oak or maple? maple

64. Disney or Nickelodeon? Disney with a splash of Nickelodeon (iCarly, Victorious, and Drake & Josh were my SHIT)

65. WYR be obese or anorexic? obese

66. WYR be over 6 feet or under 5 feet? under 5 feet

67. Rubies or sapphires? sapphires

68. Are you stubborn? yes

69. Have you been in scouts/Girl Scouts? Yup! Currently an Ambassador Girl Scout :)

70. What type of music do you listen to? 80s hairband, pop-punk, emo, a lot of stuff actually

71. Favourite vine? “welcome to t-t-t-t-target!! *airhorns*” and sO MANY MORE

72. Beaches or castles? beaches

73. Pick the closest book to you, and write the line for page 36, line 16: “When they get to me, I cop a plea that I wasn’t in control of the car, that I was scared and pleading for the guy to stop.” -Mindhunter, John Douglas

74. Anyone in the same room as you right now? in the car with my stepdad

75. Which is worse; throwing up or diharreah? throwing up, i cry when i do... it’s a mess

76. Butterflies or lady bugs? lady bugs!

77. Do you say “K” when you’re not mad? nope, i just say it on a daily basis

78. How do you react when purposely scare you? i scream... then slap

79. Most overrated celebrity? beyonce or the kardashians

80. Do you have a globe in your room? nope

81. Do you have a dream catcher in your room? nope, I used to

82. What do you see when you look out your window? my neighbor’s house or if i look out my closet window, the street and coldesac

83. Have you been on an airplane? yup, many a times

84. Do you believe in aliens? obviously

85. Do you believe in ghosts? yES

86. Do you believe in God? yeah

87. Do you believe in yourself? haha nope

[moss-sauce]

been tagged by @drdone to do these 92 thingos

LAST:

1. Drink: coca cola

2. Phone call: i had to call my mom because i was Lost in a hobby lobby

3. Text message: text to srah that’s just “rats...we’re the rats...rats...” to bother her

4. Song you listen to: one of the grineer soundtracks looped while i was trying to do chemistry

5. Time you cried: mmlmao last tuesday in the fuckign middle of lab

HAVE YOU:

6. Dated someone twice: no, i guess almost? but then i put my foot down kind of and said nah

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: i only kiss my dog on her head and i never regret it

8. Been cheated on: my cat is fake as hell!! like to snuggle until she had a prime chance to bite your arm and then leave

9. Lost someone special: i mean yeah

10. Been depressed: ?? i don’t know? like i’ll have little funks but they’re nowhere near how bad they were

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: im a babby that hasn’t gotten drunk so no

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:

12. blue

13. orange

14. seafoam green

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. Made new friends: EYAH

16. Fallen out of love: don’t think so?

17. Laughed until you cried: a few days ago i was talking with srah and drew a very very poorly created baby and was in a pizza place when i sent it so i had to be quiet but i knew she would get mad at it so i was havin a good chuckle

18. Found out someone was talking about you: as in badly? i have no idea but i’m sure it’s happened

20. Found out who your friends are: yaes

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: n o

GENERAL:

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: like a lot of them. maybe only like....a dozen are from online

23. Do you have any pets: we really gonna go there again

24. Do you want to change your name:sometimes i think about it. like “max” is a cool name to me

25. What did you do for your last birthday: i don’t think i did anything because i didn’t feel good

26. What time do you wake up: it depends.. days i have class usually like 8:30 to 8:45 but if i don’t there’s no rhyme or reason so it’s a wild card

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: tryin to stay warm and playin warframe

28. Name something you can’t wait for: i don’t know, gettin a horse?? there’s semi drag races next may so i guess im lookin forward to that a bit too

29. When was the last time you saw your mom: like 10 minutes ago

30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: my house i don’t really care about where it is but the size....bad

31. What are you listening to right now: diesel bros is on tv and i got some cr1tikal videos playing

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: YES last semester my microbiology teacher was named tom

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: my brother

34. Most visited website: tungle, the website for my chemistry book, and moodle

35. Mole/s: i have no idea where it’s not a freckle and its considered a mole

36. Mark/s:i got hella freckles and a noticeable scar on my middle finger where i stuck it in a pencil sharpener when i was a kid plus there’s scars all over my arms/knees for various reasons

37. Childhood dream: i went from wanting to be a vet, to being an astronomer, to being a field medic [?], back to being a vet. if we’re talking not careers then it’s still getting a horse

38. Hair color: brown

39. Long or short hair: long and the only thing i’ve EVER done with it is slapping it in a ponytail but i think about how free i would be if i just cut it short

40. Do you have a crush on someone: nah

41. What do you like about yourself: uhhhhhh i notice that i’m patient with stuff

42. Piercings: none

43. Blood type: i’ve no idea dude but i want to know

44. Nicknames: hannah banana/montana, hanners, truck fucker

45. Relationship status: sangle

46. Zodiac: taurus

47. Pronouns: she and her n all that

48. Favorite TV Show: WANDER OVER YONDER i found out all of the first season is onDemand and bout cried

50. Right or left hand: right

51. Surgery: i got my wisdom teeth taken out and it was the most surreal week i lived through

52. Hair dyed in different color:not at all really

53. Sport: is truck/tractor pulling a sport 

55. Vacation: i don’t really know?? i never really thought of places i’d vacay at

56. Pair of trainers: i don’t know what this means so uhh

MORE GENERAL:

57. Eating: im waiting for some pizza rolls to finish

58. Drinking: coke

59. I’m about to: eat pizza rolls

62. Want: i can’t articulate these things,, i guess want to have at least better finances so our fam would be all okay

63. Get married: idc

64. Career: pathologist!! i guess i’m technically halfway [?] through my program

65. Hugs or kisses: hugs bc they are good

66. Lips or eyes: would prefer if they had both

67. Shorter or taller: taller because i doubt there’s anyone that wouldn’t make me look like an actual baby

68. Older or younger: older?? around the same age i guess

70. Nice arms or nice stomach: arms for giving STRONG hugs and carrying MANY dogs

71. Sensitive or loud: depends on context? like everyday then really sort of sensitive but it’s not bad. if i’m expecting it to be like....continually loud then i’m fine with it too

72. Hook up or relationship: whatever has more hangouts with our dogs

73. Troublemaker or hesitant: ohh hesitant very much so. im a wuss

HAVE YOU EVER:

74. Kissed a Stranger: no

75. Drank hard liquor:  no

76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: i remember losing my purple glasses when i was like 7

77. Turned someone down: ? i guess i don’t know

78. Sex on the first date: no and that is a dealbreaker

79. Broken someone’s heart: not purposefully??

80. Had your heart broken: as in like sad then yes

81. Been arrested: no but i’ve been in a cop car more than once

82. Cried when someone died: i get upset when i see bad accidents on the road so yeah big time

83. Fallen for a friend: no

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

84: Yourself: uh

85. Miracles: eyeah

86. Love at first sight: not really??

87. Santa Claus: i know he’s out there.

88. Kiss on the first date: nah

OTHER:

90. Current best friend name: @equusoils that binch

91. Eye color: like blue grey

92. Favorite movie: THE IRON GIANT i would watch it every hour for the rest of my life its so good and i love it

tagging uhhh @zangapf @big-stupid-jellyfish @shrubbot @darvobek @biamblonyx and im like half coherent rn so i probably forgot someone but if u wanna do it say i tagged u

[sproutfish96]

The answers to questions no one asked me

I’m bored and stuck on campus so I’m going to answer those which one of your OTP questions under the cute about my Bughead headcanons because the show returns in two weeks and I’m still in love with them and I want more people to  pick up my RP prompts so here’s how I’ll tide myself over

WHO IN YOUR OTP:

drives when they go on road trips? do they switch at the halfway point? does one drive there and the other drive back?

I think Jughead would drive more often but, if it were a long trip, they would switch off every few hours to let the other rest

looks over the menu for fifteen minutes before ordering the same thing they order EVERYWHERE they go? does the other half of your ship get annoyed by this, or do they find it endearing?

Both of them but also probably more Jughead. Why try new things when you know the burgers everywhere are going to be good? He tries new things and Betty loves when he does but she doesn’t mind that he takes forever. He gets cute little forehead creases when he’s studying the menu

is more likely to get arrested?

Both. Jughead but not because of something he was actually involved in. I think he would get wrongly accused or be in the wrong place at the wrong time. But it’s also possible that Betty and her sleuthing habits are eventually caught by the wrong person

is afraid of rollercoasters? does the other half of your ship try and convince them to face the fear, or do they take a softer approach and not push them at all?

I think Jughead but mostly out of the unknown (aka he’s never been on them before). The first time at the amusement park, Betty helped him work up the the bigger coasters. Jughead says he likes them but, really, he still hates them. but he loves hearing Betty laugh on the ride and it’s an excuse to hold her hand

shows up at home with a dog unannounced despite the fact they’ve already got three/four/however many pets?

Probably both of them. They seem to both be big pet lovers and the moment they find one without a home, they’re on it like a hawk.

demands that they do date night? does the other person complain or do they go with it just to see the excited look on their partners face?

Both of them? I think they both get caught up in their own stuff that sometimes they’ll forget about dates and the other will force them out. I don’t think either side would get annoyed

is the clumsy one whose always tripping up flights of stairs or over their own feet? does it stress the other half of your ship out or do they find it hilarious?

Off the bat, no one. But Jughead trips on the stairs more when he gets excited and has to tell Betty something. She always gets stressed because she’ll hear him say, “Hey Betts!” and then his footsteps and then just his body hitting the stairs

picks the music when they’re in the car? does the other complain about their taste in music?

Both! Betty listens to the top 40 hits and Jughead claims it’s an abomination but she has definitely caught him humming along to some T Swift before. Betty also has surprised Jughead by learning the words to some of his songs that he plays because he’s never seen someone try so hard to sing along to his music?

insists on paying for everything when they’re out? do they fight about it? 

Literally both of them. Jughead insists on paying once he has a steady stream of money coming in and Betty always wants to take turns. Whenever she gets ahold of the bill first, he distracts her and kisses her before taking the slip of paper out of her hand. “You can get it next time, Betts.” Next time never comes, of course, and she makes up for this by surprising him with little gifts or homemade things so it works out for them

is the one to quietly suggest they get high together for the first time? how does the other half of your ship react?

Betty would. I think she would notice that maybe some of Jug’s new friends are into smoking and they’ll mention it around him and he always declines to hang out with her instead so during a movie night at his dad’s trailer, Betty suggests the idea and Jughead chokes on his drink. It’s not something either of them are super interested in but it’s one of those things teenagers should just try, right? And they trusted each other enough so once wouldn’t hurt (and it was only once). 

is secretly terrified of horror movies and yet watches them all the time bc its something the other half of your ship loves?

Neither of them! They are horror fiends and they love the scary movies and all that jazz. Halloween is their favorite because they can watch them together all the time without weird looks

talks in their sleep? does their partner record it and call them out, or not tell them and keep it as a secret so they can keep enjoying it?

Betty does. Jughead has told her that she talks throughout the night but she does not believe him. He’s thought about recording it but he can always tell what’s on her mind when she sleep talks so he doesn’t mind it. They’ve had a few conversations, mostly about strange things but they’re still all the amusing to Jughead, especially when he’s up late and unable to sleep

brings up the conversation of marriage + babies? how does the conversation go?

Jughead brings up marriage once when Betty makes him his favorite meal. He had a horrible long day at work and he figured his girlfriend would have been asleep but, when he got home, she was just putting the finishing touches on it all and, without even thinking, he blurts out, “I’ll marry you yet, Betty Cooper.” Which causes her to laugh and him to stutter a bit over his words when he tries to take them back. She insists that she can’t marry him until he gets the blessing of her family first (which he surely has at this point) and they start talking about the possibility of marriage. 

After they get married, Jughead finds out that Betty has this mental checklists of things to accomplish in her life when he see’s her make a check mark in the air after they buy their first house together. He asks her what else is on the list and she casually brings up “owning a dog, having 2 kids, travel to all 50 states” and more. Jughead get’s a bit cheeky and offers to go to the nearest pound for the dog but Betty insists that isn’t the correct order of things and before they can get a dog, they should have a baby first and Jughead agrees that they should start trying.

has to pull the other back by their back of their sweater when they try and do something stupid in public?

Jughead has to pull Betty back all the time. Ever since what went down with Chuck, if she see’s some guy harassing some girl in public or catcalling or whatever, she charges headfirst over there to give the guys a piece of her mind. He pulls her back so that he can insist that they go over there together, which goes over a lot better with him standing behind his girlfriend, clad in leather and arms crossed.

is more likely to pick the other up from the airport with an obnoxiously large cardboard sign? what does the sign say?

When Jughead finally signs his book deal, he has to take quite a few paid trips. Betty misses him so much that she puts her energy into the obnoxious cardboard signs with with cute little doodles and his name. He can’t help but roll his eyes, as if he wouldn’t recognize her suddenly after a month. Once they have kids, they start to get in on it too and the eye rolling stops, especially since it says “Welcome home, daddy!” With all of their handprints on it. Jughead has kept every single one in the garage.

tries to cook a meal and accidentally almost burns the house down?

It only happens one time because both of them are pretty good cooks but it’s the first day Jughead returns to work after paternity leave and Betty is trying to take care of the crying baby and making dinner. Just as he wants in from work, the frying pan goes up in flames as Betty’s back is turned and in the other room, bouncing the baby gently to get her to stop crying. Luckily, he see’s it in time and put’s it out just as Betty notices. Once the alarm starts going off from the smoke, they open up all the windows and he takes them out to dinner instead. 

deliberately makes a squeaky chair squeak until the other person flips out?

They get into an argument one night and they’re sitting on different things in the living room, Betty on the recliner and Jughead on the couch. They’re silently watching a movie together when she shifts, causing the chair to squeak and for Jughead to cringe. She does it a few more times on accident when he finally mumbles, “quit it.” Because of the argument from earlier, she’s still feeling a bit heated so she starts to do it on purpose until he yells at her to stop. They argue again but they finally come to a mutual understanding instead of just sitting in silence. The next week, Jughead get’s a new recliner, one that doesn’t squeak.

falls asleep no matter what position they’re in + needs to be carried to bed?

He stays up very late and some nights, Betty insists on staying up with him. She makes herself a comfortable spot in the arm chair in the office they created for him and, after a few hours of writing, Jughead turns to find Betty completely asleep. He tries to wake her up and tell her to go to bed but she’s too far gone. So he picks her up and brings her to bed and ends up just staying there with her, abandoning his writing for a while

is the little spoon when they cuddle?

Neither. They take turns, really. If Jughead is having a bad day, Betty will hold him and vice versa. Typically, when they cuddle, they face each other and Betty will bury her face into his shoulder or chest.

hates thunderstorms and needs to be comforted for the duration?

The storms in Riverdale don’t seem so bad when you aren’t living in a tiny metal trailer. Now that he’s in an apartment, it isn’t as bad, but sometimes he gets nervous when the thunder shakes the walls. He just paces a lot and Betty will put on a movie, one of his favorites, and distract him until the storm passes. He isn’t really afraid or anything, just uneasy and a bit nervous.

brings the other breakfast in bed? is it a proper cooked breakfast - or just an old muffin?

He used to only do it for special occasions like anniversaries or birthdays. Once they had their first child together, if Jughead heard Betty up late taking care of them or if he heard the baby first in the morning, he would get up and put on one of those slings that holds the baby to your body and make his wife a proper breakfast. Once their children get old enough to help, the breakfast is still proper but less quality but Betty eats it all the same, despite her no eating in bed rule. Almost always, she changes the sheets immediately afterwards to get rid of any crumbs or pieces of food left behind by one of the kids but she still loves the gesture.

convinces the other to go on a hike? do they love it, or are they absolutely miserable?

She loves to go hiking and Jughead never got the appeal of it so one day he asks to go along with her. It was a huge mistake on his part, not because he hated it (the views were great) but the boy committed too heavily to his wardrobe and wore one of his heavy Sherpa jackets. They only completed half of the trail Betty was expecting because he got way too hot in the jacket and sweater and beanie. Now they hike together a lot, sometimes stopping to just look at things together.

can never admit they’re wrong?

It’s in her blood to not be wrong. Her parent’s are journalists and they always have facts, even if the sources aren’t always reliable. Betty hates being proven wrong and will rarely admit it when she is. But, when she is really really wrong, she always apologizes with some sort of pastry instead of actaully saying it out loud.

lets the dog sleep on the bed when the other isn’t paying attention?

Both of them agreed that the dog shouldn’t sleep in bed with them, especially because they were letting the baby sleep between them for a month or two, or until Betty felt safe enough to put her in the crib. Sometimes, Betty would get up in the night to take her out of the room and come back to see Jughead holding the dog in his arms, dead asleep but obviously aware of what he was doing. Sometimes, when Jughead would come to bed late, he’d find the dog in his spot, protecting both Betty and the baby while he was gone. Eventually, the rule was lifted and they got a small bassinet for beside the bed as a compromise 

uses emojis in replace of words? does it drive the other person insane?

Once she discovered this feature, there was no stopping her. Betty loved littering her texts with emoji’s regularly but now she was replacing words with them. It really bothered Jughead at first but he found himself enjoying it and sometimes he even joined in, much to her delight.

who decorates their house? does the other come home and blink at all the pastel pink and force a smile despite how much they hate it?

He’s never been one to care about home decor and he left Betty in charge of the nursery. He came home to see the things she was planning for their daughter and he suddenly had an interested. Everything was pink and frilly, no doubt hand-me-downs from Polly’s own daughter and possibly even from her mother from their childhood. Eventually, they came to an agreement on the amount of frills and changed from pink to a light blue, which was her favorite color anywyas.

is more likely to get into a fight to defend the other?

As we’ve seen, Jughead will throw punches at anyone who dares make Betty feel uncomfortable or upset. And, as we’ve seen, Betty will cut people out of her life if they cross Jughead. This didn’t tame heading into their adult life. Jughead has been known to snap at cat callers on the street. Once they were hanging out at a bar together, and Betty left to go to the restroom. Two girls approached Jughead and started hitting on him, despite his constant repetition of “I have a girlfriend.” One of the girls started to insult Betty and, before Jughead could get a word in about it, Betty was in her face, telling her off and Jughead had to drag her out of the bar, afraid she may actually hit someone for the first time in her life.

is constantly spewing random facts about absolutely anything and everything? does it annoy the other person or do they find it all interesting?

He’s always been a researcher. When she found out she was pregnant, Jughead checked out a dozen books from the library and was educating Betty on what her body was going through. When it was time to get a carseat, he looked up all of the top brands in order ot find the safest one, telling her every bit of information about it so she couldn’t help too. It doesn’t really bother Betty much and she can listen to him ramble for hours about it.

is the lovey dovey drunk?

Jughead doesn’t get drunk often. Hardly, if ever, does he drink. But when he does, he cannot keep his eyes or hands off his girlfriend. She doesn’t mind the attention. In fact, it’s hard for her to keep a straight face when he begins to list all the reasons she’s beautiful.

laughs at their own jokes? does the other laugh at the joke… or at their partner?

Betty is really awful at delivering jokes. She’ll hear one at work and, when she tries to retell it, Jughead can’t understand where she’s going with it because of how hard she’s laughing. Jughead can’t help but laugh at her laughing and encourages her to keep retelling it.

is competitive about EVERYTHING?

The first time they played a video game together, Jughead lost because of how astonished he was by the language that fell out of her mouth. She was cussing up a storm and was severely into it. It wasn’t until later that Betty apologized and Jughead had to insist that if they were going to be together, those were the kinds of things they should know about each other. Into their adult years, they had to veto the idea of family game nights in fear that Betty may get a little too into it.

apologises first when they have a fight?

Typically, Jughead apologizes first, even if he isn’t in the wrong. He hates it when Betty is upset and he just wants her happy again but almost always, they both end up apologizing for the way they acted.

makes the other a flower crown? does the other wear it without complaint or beg not to be embarrassed?

When Jellybean was younger, Jughead would go through the whole trailer park and pick every dandelion he could find to weave together into a flower crown. They were doing some work outside and Betty lost sight of him when she was pulling some weeds from beside the house. Without warning, he drops the crown of flower weeds on her head. It was such a surprise that she almost didn’t know what to say. But she wears it for a little while until it gets too hot but she saves it and wears it later, even taking some pictures of him wearing it to show off his handiwork.

is more likely to put their fist through a wall when they’re angry?

Jughead punched a whole through their wall once. They had been living together only for a couple of months and Betty still had yet to find work and not for lack of trying. He came home after working a double shift and found the house in a disarray, Betty laying face down on their bed, tears dried up. He was worried at first and gathered her in his arms to find out what happened. Turns out, Betty had visited the paper a couple towns over and asked if she could possibly get some part time work. The man in charge took a look at her samples and told her she was better of finding a man to knock her up and marry her than to pursue a career in journalism. Jughead was so furious that he started pacing around the bedroom as she told him what he had said. When he heard the final part, he couldn’t help but turn and punch a single hole in the wall before apologizing profusely to Betty, who was too shocked to even be upset anymore. Coincidentally, this was also their first trip to the ER together.

sends the other memes despite the fact they’re laying in bed next to each other?

They are both super guilty of this. Instead of looking up from their phones, they’ll just text the memes to each other. They don’t mind this and it’s nice to have that quiet time while also still communicating. Eventually, though, Betty will just snuggle up next to him and watch the videos he’s watching.

wears the others clothes the most?

Betty is always stealing Jughead’s clothes. Ever since he would secretly spend the night in high school, she would keep his t-shirts and hoodies in a drawer to wear on nights when she missed him. When they started living together, Betty surprised him for his birthday once with her dressed in one of his S t-shirts and his leather jacket, the only surprise he seemed welcoming of.

pranks the other on a near constant basis? how does the other react?

Once they have kids, it’s as if their entire dynamic changes. Jughead loves to play small pranks on Betty. They’re completely harmless and they make the kids laugh. Occasionally, she’ll retaliate and the kids will roll with laughter for an hour at how shocked he is.

comes up with obnoxiously sappy pet names for the other just to watch them roll their eyes?

He will sometimes try out new pet names for her and, usually, they’re pretty good. He’s more of a creative writer than she is, the word play coming naturally. However, whenever Betty tries to do it, they are just downright horrible. Some truly iconic ones that caused Jughead to almost wet himself with laughter include “Butter Muffin,” “Sweet Face,” and “Cutie Butt.”

forgets their anniversary?

They have both forgotten their anniversary. Jughead forgot during the span of time he was saving for her engagement ring, so obsessed with making money that he agreed to stay late. It was a pretty big fight but, not long after, he proposed and suddenly it became clear to her about why he had forgotten. Betty forgot their first anniversary. She had never been one to celebrate things like that and, with everything that high school was still throwing at her, she didn’t even think about the date and was instead confused as to why Jughead was so adamant about going out on that specific night and had gotten her flowers to start her day. When she realized, however, Betty managed to pull together an amazing gift and he didn’t find out until the next year that she had forgotten.

is impulsive and makes big choices for them without stopping to think through what it all means?

Jughead has always been in charge of taking care of himself (and sometimes Jellybean) so when important decisions have to be made, he sometimes forgets to tell Betty. He’s shown up with a new chair, a new bed, and even a dog before without so much as a word to her. They’ve always made up, though, and talked through why the impulsive actions weren’t okay. He doesn’t do it nearly as often as they grow older.

writes cute messages for the other on the bathroom mirror when they have a shower?

Betty always gets up first to take a shower before taking the kids to school. Before she leaves, she leaves a message for Jughead, who hops in the shower right after they leave. He loves seeing the little messages she leaves and he get’s a little disappointed if she doesn’t have time to leave him one.

has to do the dishes because the other gags any time they stick thier hands in the water?

Betty has always been grossed out by dishes. If any food is left on them and is mixed with water, she is not able to do them. Jughead doesn’t have a problem with doing the dishes as long as she sweeps the floor, a chore that he hates.

jumps into the pool without testing the temperature, and who dips their toes in first?

Betty loves to swim and, if she’s going in, she’s jumping. Jughead, on the other hand, can’t go in until his body slowly acclimates to the temperature. 

tries to kill bugs in the house… and which one stops them and gets the bug out of the house alive and well?

Betty insists that their house is their space and any bug that is caught inside deserves to be brutally murdered. If Jughead is around, he always insists that they take it outside to preserve the ecosystem. He even takes the spiders they find in the garage outside into the grass to save them from Betty’s wrath.

can speak a second/third/forth language and uses it to annoy the other when they’re fighting?

Neither of them can do this but Betty is very proud that she is 2% fluent in Spanish, according to duolingo. Jughead loves to watch her practice and listen to her speak the words to herself.

says i love you first? does the other immediately say it back?

Jughead says it to Betty first, as we saw, but Betty definitely realized she loved him first. She didn’t want to scare him away by saying it too soon.

wins when they arm wrestle?

Betty thinks she’s big and tough since she always wins but Jughead could beat her in a heartbeat. He just loves the look of concentration and determination that he can’t help but just let her win.

gets caught singing some old, corny one direction song to themselves?

Betty is the one to be expected singing their music. However, after she was feeling nostalgic and made him listen to their CD in the car for a couple days, she found Jughead singing “What Makes You Beautiful” to the baby while putting her down for a nap. She never let’s him live it down. 

is forever forcing the other to take selfies with them? does the other person complain every time?

Betty is always taking selfies with Jughead, even when he isn’t looking. Jughead doesn’t mind it but he isn’t particularly fond of the practice either. However, Jughead always takes pictures of Betty when she isn’t expecting it and she hates that, always demanding he deletes them so she get’s a fair shot to look cute.

shows up at the others house with chinese food + a six pack of beer when they’re having a bad day?

This is Jughead’s way of trying to cheer Betty up when she goes away to college. For a while, the distance is hard and, one night, she calls him crying because of how homesick she is. The next morning, he shows up to her room with a pack of beer and chinese food, insisting this is how to make here feel better. It definitely helped.

sends the cheesy good morning/night texts?

Jughead is hands down the worst cheesy texter. He sometimes thinks he’s being cute and romantic but those are the texts that make her laugh. They were always appreciated, however, especially during the times they were separated.

suggests they send out a christmas card together? does the other go for it, or question when they turned into old people?

This is Betty’s idea the first Christmas they live together. Jughead is originally against it but, once he see’s how excited she is about it, he can’t say no. They don’t do it again until after they’re married and have a baby.

is a morning person and who pulls the covers up over their head and begs for five more minutes?

Betty is the morning person, always getting up early for no reason and being happy about it. Jughead would much rather prefer to stay in bed all day and tries to convince her most weekends.

is constantly insisting they won’t need a jacket before they go out… and then has to steal the others when they get cold?

Betty never brings more than one of her sweaters when they go out. He tries to tell her to grab a jacket but she always insists that the weather app is never right. By the time they get home, his jacket is around her shoulders as he bundles up in his hoodie.

is a smoker and has to deal with the other forever showing them gross photos to try and convince them to quit?

Jughead picked up the habit when she was away for college. once Betty found out about it, she was pissed and didn’t speak to him for a week. After she got over it, she started messaging him gross pictures and facts until, eventually, he quit for her.

decides they need to go on a health binge and throws out all the sugary food in the house? how does the other react?

Betty goes on a health kick after she has their firsts baby. She wants them both to be healthy in order to live long and happy lives as a family. Jughead, who has always been naturally skinny, is not about this. He keeps secret snacks in his office drawer and is almost sure Betty doesn’t know about it until one day she asks him for one of the snack cakes he’s been hiding in his desk drawer.

holds all the important documents when they’re travelling? why?

Betty holds everything when they’re travelling. Jughead always offers to help but she insists on packing the bags and paperwork, jut in case. He usually gets stuck carrying it all, though.

hates flying? how does the other help them relax before/during/after a flight?

Betty absolutely hates flying. She needs to constantly move about or do something and, when flying, she is forced to sit still and do almost nothing. Jughead always brings some movies and a portable DVD player and he forces her to focus on those things. If they run out before they land, he begins to read to her from whatever he’s working on.

is more likely to suggest a lil fool around in the bathrooms at a club? how does the other react?

Surprisingly, Betty is the one that suggests they fool around in the bathroom. They had gone out for Veronica’s birthday and Betty couldn’t contain herself. There were single stall bathrooms where they were able to get some privacy. It was such a rush but their friends knew what they had done when they returned and never let them live it down.

plans a night of boardgames for date night, and who plans a romantic dinner at a fancy restaurant?

Both of them plan both of these types of dates. They understand the importance of both and love the variety they bring.

cries watching the news?

They aren’t too big on watching the news since Betty is insistent that news channels will put her family’s paper out of business. But Betty is a sucker for the Facebook videos of sad or uplifting stories. Jughead has seen her burst into tears several times over various videos.

teases the other one for having a crush on them… despite the fact they’ve been dating for a year?

Betty would sometimes tease her boyfriend early on about him crushing on her. Jughead always pointed out how she had a crush on him too and that they were happily dating.

belives in aliens?

Betty believes  and it drives Jughead nuts. Sometimes he tries to send her articles about how they’re not real and Betty just waves him off. This is something they’ll always agree to disagree on.

is constantly leaving the lights on in every room in the house?

Betty is always doing this and it makes Jughead mad. He is very aware of the cost of electricity and it’s nothing something Betty ever had to worry about growing up. Jughead would always make a show of turning off the lights when he left a room and she finally caught on

rocks the seat on the ferris wheel?

Neither of them. They’re too engrossed in being romantic and mushy to do that.

is a terrible liar?

Betty is worse than Jughead but only when she’s lying to him. She’s a pro at lying to her mom but, when she’s facing him, all she wants to do is tell the truth, even if it’s a surprise.

is always reading the other their star sign despite the fact they don’t believe in any of it?

Betty insists that zodiac stuff is all fake but she has three apps to check her readings every day, always telling Jughead his even though he knows nothing about what she’s talking about.

insists they watch documentaries to broaden their knowledge?

Jughead loves documentaries and Betty has liked a few but she doesn’t get their appeal. He watches a lot of them after she falls asleep

is constantly renovating part of their house but not finishing one thing before moving on to the next?

Jughead insists that he can fix anything but, usually, he ends up abandoning the project. Luckily, Betty knows a bit about home improvement through helping her dad over the years and she’s been able to fix everything back up!

uses all the hot water?

Betty, when given the chance, will take long showers and steam up the whole bathroom. Jughead doesn’t mind because his showers are either really quick or he can wait until the water heats up again.

is the shower person? whose the bath person?

When she has the time, Betty will take a bath and stay in there until she’s practically a raisin while Jughead doesn’t get the appeal of sitting in baths

is most likely to be unfaithful?

Neither of them. They have seen what unfaithfulness can do to a couple and they love and respect each other too much to even consider

BONUS QUESTIONS:

what is your otps song?

Riptide by Vance Joy. Just picture them playing this in that car really loud and them laughing while they sing along

do their families approve of the relationship? why/why not?

Yes. FP has been supportive of them since day one. Alice and Hal, however, took a while to come around but Hal did give his blessing for Jughead to propose once he saw how happy they were together.

whose friends do they hang out with more?

Luckily, the couple shares friends. Veronica and Archie are always good choices to hang out with but Jughead grew a soft spot for Kevin just as Betty has a soft spot for the Seprents.

what do they do on their first date? did they have a first date, or did they just sort of… start dating?

They didn’t have an official first date until after they had started dating. They realized this and Jughead wanted to make things right so he planned this whole, elaborate thing to have a picnic and whatnot but, on that day, the sky had opened up and was pouring. So, instead, they went to Pop’s together, all dressed up, and watched a movie in Betty’s living room.

what is their favorite way to spend the holidays? do they go to one of their families houses? or do they create their own tradition by staying in bed listening to christmas music and getting drunk?

They used to spend the holidays at the Cooper house with FP invited to complete the family. Once they mvoed into their own home and once they had kids, Betty insisted on making their house part of the holiday tradition While Jughead isn’t a big plan of party’s, he doesn’t mind this party too much. It’s just their friends and family and he loves seeing how happy Betty is to decorate the whole house for Christmas. Their favorite tradition is going out and picking a tree together and then decorating ith while watching a cheesy Christmas movie

what do they name their dog? do the give it a super boring name like allen - or do they name it something like bubblegum princess?

They name all of their pets after food. After Hot Dog died while Betty was in college, they didn’t get a dog until she found out she was pregnant. They named this dog Hot Dog II. They’ve also had a Snickers, Caramel, and a Spaghettio.

how do they handle emergencies? does one of them crack under the pressure - or do they bicker because they both need to be in control?

Depending on who is effected with determine how they react. If Jughead is in danger, Betty is quick to act. If Betty is in danger, Jughead has no problem reacting calmly. However, if either of their kids are in danger, they may bicker a bit about what is the best way to handle the situation. They always figure it out in the end, before any more damage can be done.

what do they fight about the most? how do they resolve their fights?

Betty and Jughead mostly fight about living habits. They grew up in two very different worlds and the way the react to things and treat each other, while not necessarily bad, doesn’t fit into what they are expecting. They always talk through their issues, even if they argue a bit first.

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Here is the background: I am 27 years old and I just learned to driver a little over 7 months ago. I know that as a COMPLETELY new driver my insurance costs weren't going to be the best so I was surprised when most if not all companies I went to quoted me at about 400-450 for 6 months of full coverage. I thought this was very very good because that is about what my husband pays and hes had an perfect driving record since he was 17. Well when I went in to buy my first car ( brand new and financed, so I needed full coverage based on my state laws. ) Before I left the lot I called my chosen insurance company and they activated my insurance for me. To my dismay but not complete shock they told me they would have to raise the quote because I didn't have a driving record yet. ( At this point I had only had the license about 3-4 weeks I don't quite remember ). I was told this should clear up the next time I renew. Well my premium has actually gone up fifty dollars ( instead of down 150 )! I was shocked. So, out of curiosity I got quotes from other places now and it was just as expensive if not more so. What happened? I've had no moving or parking violations, my driving record is perfect. I thought I would ask the yahoo community before I call my insurance company to point fingers.""

""I have medicaid for my baby,how long can I have it for?

My daughter is covered under medicaid. She can't get insurance because she has a pre consisting condition. I am wondering how long I can have medicaid for? Is it wrong for me to ...show more

""Hi, I am coming up to 17 and am going to need insurance for the car i'm going to buy.?""

I'm going to buy a vauxhall corsa 1.0 x reg. I will need to get it insured for when i have a provisional liscence, i've been on the insurance websites and the quotes are coming up at stupid prices like 1100. Does anyone know how to get a good priced insurance quote. I won't be the main user of the car becuase my mum will use it for work. If anyone can help me it will be much appreciated. Thanks""

Memphis Tennessee Cheap car insurance quotes zip 38188

Memphis Tennessee Cheap car insurance quotes zip 38188

What is the Average Insurance cost on a Snowmobile?

I was going to buy a 1972 moto ski Snowmobile, And i'm 14 and inexperienced on them.. How much do you Figure the Insurance would cost? (I'm not going to call, you don't need to know why.) And i'm in southern Canada.""

Where can I find affordable health insurance?

I live in Texas and I've searched high and low for good private health insurance. I would have loved to go with the insurance my job offers, but, unfortunately, they only gave me the run around and cold stares. Im broke, so I can only afford something that costs $20-$80. Thank for the help! ^_^""

How to buy the Health insurance for out of state?

I just moved from CA to WA. I have the health insurance in the Blue Shield of California. I am out of state now , so I wonder if I need to cancel the insurance and buy a new one in WA. I don't have a driver's licence in WA now. Can I apply for a new health insurance in WA? If yes, please help me how to do that! Thanks!""

I am looking for good insurance on a new car.?

I am 21 years old and getting my first new car. Where do you suggest I look for car insurance? I don't have the best driving record. I had an accident in Nov 2002 and a speeding ticket in July 2003. I want to get a lot of coverage, but I don't want to be paying anything outrageous. How much should I be expecting to pay for car insurance?""

Is the a law the people without auto insrance in california are at fault?

i wasuder the impression that there was a law passed that make it to be where if someone witout insurance gets in a accedent that it becomes there fault if this is trueplease let me know and if you know the law information please ad that

Best car with cheapest car insurance?

I have passed my driving test in the uk. I am 17 year old male. I wanted to find out what is the best car to get that offers low car insurabce. Thank you

Buyer wants to buy my car but has no driver license & insurance?

Hello, I listed my car on craiglist a week ago and now just got a buyer who wants to buy it. The problem is this person has no driver license and proof of insurance. He's only 19 years old. I have the pink slip with me and also written a bill of sale. What should I do? I don't want to be liable if this buyer gets into car accident or traffic tickets. I was told to remove the license plates and notify the DMV ASAP. I'm from California by the way. Thanks""

First car - Cheap insurance?

NOT a tiny one, such as a corsa, fiesta, polo or golf. I'm looking to pay between xx- 2000. I'd like something sort of saloony, in black. I WAS looking at a Hyundai Coupe. So something like that if possible. I do choose best answers!""

Home content insurance?

I am new to the UK. In Japan, few people buy home content insurance because home contents are normally not valuable. It seems to me most people here buy home content insurance. It sounds not attractive a)the premium b)the high excess. What is your view?""

""Chrysler 300c, tax and insurance?

how much would it cost to insure and tax the 300c for a year and do they drink on petrol cheers

Will one violation make my insurance go up?

The other day I failed to see a no right turn on red sign posted above an intersection. My right turn on the red light was safe, no cars were coming, and the car in front of me did the same thing, which I copied. A police motorcycle was parked waiting down the road, expressly for watching this, and pulled over the car in front of me, myself, and the driver behind me, who did the same thing. I have a clean DMV record. The fine is $170. I could elect to go to traffic school for an additional $150 so the violation won't be on my DMV record, but with my schedule, it will be hard finding the time for this, and I think the $170 fine is bad enough. My auto insurance is my only concern. How likely is it they'll raise my premiums (2 vehicles) with only one violation on my record? Also, how long does the violation stay on my DMV record (California). Thanks!""

How much to insure for drivers insurance?

Im 16, so I know it will be expensive. I will be getting a 4 Cyl car, either a Honda Prelude, Civic, Accord, Nissan 240sx, something along those lines. I took a drug and alcohol class which takes off 15% and then I got a B average which takes off another 10% can someone please tell me how much it would be a month? Thank you""

Live in different states then parent: Car insurance?

Do I have to live in the same state as my dad to have my car under his insurance? I live in NC and he lives in SC if that makes a difference. Thank you!!

Auto insurance for a 16 turning 17 year old for a 2003 mustang gt?

I'm just wondering how much it will be. I have a 2001 v6 at the moment and my parents pay for my insurance and they don't know for sure how much it even is for my little sixer (they insure 5 vehicles) can anyone help me out? I live in new jersey

Can I add my son to my fiances car insurance?

My son just turned 16, and I have been researching insurance cost for him. My fiance drives a company car, and his own personal truck just sits in the driveway. It would be much cheaper adding my son to his truck (84.00) as an occasional driver versus putting him on mine (154.00) as an occasional driver. My car is considered a class C vehicle (Landrover) which is why it would be more expensive. Does anybody know if insurance companies would allow this, being that we are not married yet? Thanks!!""

What is the best way a low income student can get health insurance?

Again, low income and can't rely on parents and how could I get retro coverage for an emergency bill a month ago. Currently uninsured, only insurrance is car insurrance.""

How to get cheap insurance and get covered fast?! help:(?

i need to see a gyno asap and i need to get cheap insurance. what should i do? im 19 years old and dont have a job. and live in california.

On average what is the cost of mobile home insurance in the state of Florida?

Im looking to purchase a mobile home and put it on 2.5 acres. on average how much is home owner insurance in the state of florida if its a newer manufactured home?

What would be the cheapest insurance company for a 125cc motorbike?

i am a 17 male living in the uk.

Is it necessary to keep a copy of my car registration and auto insurance in my wallet?

I have a copy of my auto insurance information and car registration in my car already in the glove box. But is it necessary to keep a copy on my wallet just in case? Just curious my mom keeps telling me to keep it in my wallet but I never needed to take it out in my life. I got pulled over once and I just took out the registration in my glove box and it was fine.

Health insurance info?

I'm trying find my boyfriend affordable health insurance that also covers his want/need for counseling. We live in Georgia and I need some advice since I'm still currently considered a dependent for the time being. Thanks!

""My father's health insurance was inadvertently cut-off, can I add him on to my health insurance plan?""

My father's health insurance was inadvertently cut-off, can I add him on to my health insurance plan?""

What is the Cheapest Homeowners Insurance for Senior Citizen?

My elderly neighbor has had her homeowners insurance cancelled because she couldnt afford to pay it. She is on a fixed income and her children do not help in any way. She owns her home but is having a hard time with paying the large payments. her mortage company says that if she doesnt take out her own insurance then they will purchase it for her at a cost of 2100.00 per year. This is way too much for a Senior citizen. i got a quote for her from progressive for 2600.00. Are there any cheaper alternatives?

Insurance coverage after my car was totaled?

In 2005 I was in an accident, not my fault. My 1997car was totaled, due to a small area of body damage. I kept the car. Comparing notes with my friend, he said I should not have been paying for collision these past 4 years. When I called to tell my insurance company I bought a new car, I asked why my rates didn't go down after the accident. They said only I could have made a change. Question: what would have happened had I been in another accident that would have totaled my car a second time. Would they deny me. Are they obliged to counsel customers about keeping collision insurance on an already totaled car. Do I have any recourse. Could I get a refund. (My question mark key is gone on my keyboard.)""

Question about car title and insurance?

I am planning to buy a used car from someone. If I put my name under the title as buyer. Will I still be able to buy insurance under my dads name. I dunno how to explain this clearly but here is the deal. Since my dad been driving for many year insurance under his name will be cheaper. Thanks If I buy a car (and on the title I put myself as the buyer) Can I still have the car insurance using my dad's name?

Memphis Tennessee Cheap car insurance quotes zip 38188

Memphis Tennessee Cheap car insurance quotes zip 38188

How much car insurance do I need?

I have a 2007 Honda Element and live in an area where people drive really expensive cars on a regular basis (i.e. Tesla's, custom Mercedes', Porsche's, Lotus'...). Also, Elements tend to need windshield replacements a lot. I will be driving children around as well so I need sufficient coverage for that. I was basically just curious about how much coverage I need because I'm getting the feeling that I have too much coverage therefore am paying too much. Currently my coverage is: -Bodily Injury: 100,000/300,000 -Medical Payments: No Coverage -Uninsured Motorists: 100,000/300,000 -Property Damage: 100,000 -Comprehensive: 100 -Collision: 500 -Auto Death Benefits: 15,000""

""Dealt with car accident outside of insurance company, how can I chase up the receipt?""

On Christmas Day I went out in the car to pick up some drinks from the petrol station and on the way out of the station I bumped someones car. I stopped and got out to give them my details (name, address and phone number) and then went home. In the panic of the moment I think I just wanted to get home as it was Christmas Day and I didn't hang around to take photos, ask for witnesses or discuss options with the other driver, which in hindsight I regret and realise was stupid. When I got home, the guy called me up and, again with the stupid mistakes, I said that I would rather settle outside of insurance; the driver wasn't keen on the idea at first and wanted to settle through the insurance company but I couldn't call them until the next week as they were closed for Christmas. He texted me the next day saying that he was going to get a quote from a garage and got back to me later with a quote for 400 through a 'friend of a friend's garage'. At this point I was a bit suspicious and the amount seemed very high for what I thought was not a lot of damage but at the same time he said that he either wanted to do it like that or through the insurance and I really didn't want to loose my no-claims discount as insurance for young male drivers is very high without the no-claims. In the end I decided to pay him, not without a certain bitterness owing to the fact that he was pressuring me for an immediate decision, which also made me suspicious. Having sent the cheque for 400, he kept up communications initially and let me know that he'd received it. He said that he would send me a copy of the receipt from the garage for my records but once he received the cheque I never heard back and now cannot get a reply. Bit long-winded for a question but that's the background story, my question is two-fold: 1. Can I do anything about it? It's more the principle than the money that bothers me, I know that I caused damage to his car but I now suspect it wasn't as much as he claimed. 2. Does 400 sound like too much or should I stop worrying about it? I hit the back corner of his car with the back corner of mine, and he later told me that I had cracked the rear bumper, which needed replacing. I'm not sure of the make of the car but I think it may have been a Ford Fiesta or something similar. I would really appreciate any help as it's weighing on my mind... I don't like people walking over me. At least if the amount he claimed sounds reasonable I can put it down to him being a wanker but the amount claimed being fair and forget about the whole thing.""

Car Insurance?

The car is in my name and I have insurance on the car, but I want to add my 16 year old brother as a driver. He will be driving the car most of the time. He is covered under my moms but i am wondering if I can add him as a driver for mine also?""

""What is the average car insurance premium in Mississauga, Canada?""

Hi, Can anyone please provide an realistic figure of how much it would cost per month towards car insurance in Mississauga. Checked in the below website and gives a high spike in rate : $600 CAN per month ! https://www.kanetix.ca/auto-insurance (Given 5-6 yrs of clean driving history in US)""

Why do comparision websites have cheaper prices than if you go to the insurer direct?

On some comparison websites like http://www.quotezone.co.uk/dial-direct.htm the prices are cheaper than if you go straight to the insurance company. Why is this?

Price Would Car Insurance?

I have like no idea how everything works.. what would be a good starting car to just start driving in? im 17 soon and ill be going for my driving lessons soon.. and i want to know what the sort of insurance prices would be for an 18 year old..thanks x Sorry if i talk too much lol.

Classic car insurance?

i want cheap insurance so will buying a classic help that?

""How much would you have to make to own a $50,000 car?""

the question is what would your salary have to be to go to a dealership and buy a brand new car worth $55,000 car not owning a home, or having anyother bills to pay not even a cell phone??? and what would you figure your monthly payment to be, and insurance????""

Is insurance a must for everybody to have?

Is insurance a must for everybody to have?

Best life insurance policy?

Which is the best life insurance policy for tax saving and investment for employee?

Will getting a ticket affect my dad's insurance?

So I was driving my dad's car and I made an illegal uturn at an intersection and got a ticket for it. The car is owned by my dad and it's under his insurance. Will this affect him in any way? If I don't pay the ticket, will it affect my credit or his or does it even affect the credit? I live in Vancouver, BC.""

Basic features of insurance?

features of insurance

Where to go to get a quote?

Hi people, I'm seventeen, taking my driving lessons but find it incredibly hard to get a quote for insurance. I want a rough estimate so i know how much to save but every site i have checked is for someone who already owns a car. If anyone has any good sites or references for my position it would be appreciated. thanks dudes XD""

""Car Insurance in GA, if it is expired?""

i dont know if this is the right category, but my insurance expired and i drove the car not knowing, and i just went to my insurance provider and they said i will be fined? what type of fine and does it add points to my license? any additional information to it that i dont know? it is in Georgia.""

""Should you be allowed to buy car insurance only AFTER you have a car accident, and save your money beforehand?""

Isn't denying car insurance AFTER a car accident denying it for a pre-existing condition ? If this health care bill passes, I don't know why anyone would car insurance on an undamaged car or house insurance on a house that isn't on fire. Save your money until the event happens and then fight them on the legality of coverage denial for pre-existing conditions. This is the lunacy that Obama wants to bring to America.""

How do I calculate my monthly house insurance for my math project?

You will also have to purchase house insurance, which costs a yearly average of 0.3% of the purchase price of your home. Calculate your monthly house insurance. What should I add, divide, and/or mulitply? Thank you for your help!""

Where to go to get a quote?

Hi people, I'm seventeen, taking my driving lessons but find it incredibly hard to get a quote for insurance. I want a rough estimate so i know how much to save but every site i have checked is for someone who already owns a car. If anyone has any good sites or references for my position it would be appreciated. thanks dudes XD""

Insurance after driving ban?

Does anybody know of any cheap car insurance company's that deal with drivers that have recantly been banned?

Is buying insurance where i go to college ok?

I live in new york city where insurance is high as hell but i go to school where it is much cheaper. i also live on campus. am i allowed to buy insurance where i go to college? i spend alot more time at college than i do in the city anyways.

Can I claim health insurance costs?

If i am retired, 55 and have to pay my own health insurance, can I deduct them on my income taxes. Lets say the monthly premium is $500 and my anual income is $24,000""

""If the mandate to buy health insurance wont stand the supreme court review, why am I forced to buy...?

car insurance in the state of California?

Question about car insurance?

I know it's a broad question - but what is the average rate for car insurance for someone over 25 who is a safe driver?? Also is it possible for your car insurance to drop $100 in 6 months??

I have a few questions about car repairs and auto insurance?

first off, i was in a small accident a couple weeks ago, and was wonder how much it would cost to have the following repaired: 1. the hood is very minorly damaged, there is just a small gap where the hood closes, plus a little scratched paint on one side (very minor) how much would it cost to have that straitened out? 2. when the front end got hit, it shifted it over a little, so there is a small gap inbetween the inside corner of the headlight and the grill area, how much to straighten that out? 3. also, in regards to insurance, is it allowed to have two different people insured on one car through different insurance companies?""

Motorcycle insurance for an 18 year old?

Realistically, how much would insurance be per year on a 600 cc sportbike for an 18 year old male with no car accidents(if that matters at all)? And what about any other costs? Thanks""

Born abroad car insurance premiums higher?

I have been gathering quotes for car insurance online on confused and was delighted to see the price down at 615 for once as I have been getting car insurance every year since the age 18 and it has always been over 1000. However, just having a quick check over my details to make sure everything I had entered was correct and then I noticed I had ticked the resident from birth box. I was born in Spain as my mother went over there to work and then had me. I was born in 87 and she took me back home in 88 or 89 roughly. (She is a full British citizen born and raised in UK). As I have no contact with my father and I don't even remember being in Spain or nor can I even speak the language well, I feel fully British and also am regarded as a British citizen. My mum also registered me at a british consulate in april 88, just 6 months after I was born. So I put on the form that I became a resident in 1988. I then calculate the prices again and the insurance quotes shoot up with 955 being the cheapest and the rest going up to 1000. I then think back to all the years I have been paying the insurance and building up my no claims and being the perfect driver with no claims despite having to pay the shocking premiums that young people have to pay and this makes me absolutely livid that my insurance goes up by 340 to 400 based on the fact that I was born in Spain and spent 1 year of my life there and the rest of the 23 years as British Citizen raised here. I am just wondering if I could get away with just going ahead and saying that I was a resident from Birth as I have a baby on the way and really wish that my premiums were a reasonable ammount for once or I should go through it and just demand that they bring the premiums down to the 615 like originally quoted! It just makes me really annoyed that they can get away with this kind of stuff and I really don't like the fact that I am having to pay higher premiums just for the sake of it. Any advice on this?""

Memphis Tennessee Cheap car insurance quotes zip 38188

Memphis Tennessee Cheap car insurance quotes zip 38188

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