#and now i have to get my blood tested 🤡

[autisticlancemcclain]

okay so. couple weeks ago my sister broke her nose. she got it set but it was still kind of crooked, so she had an appointment today to set it straight. she asked me to come with her because last time she passed out and her boyfriend barely caught her lol.

anyways i’m with her at this appointment holding her hand, watching her get stuck in the face with numbing needles and grimacing because it looks painful, and she’s squeezing my hand and i’m squeezing back and i start to get lightheaded and i think, there’s no fucking way.

here’s the thing. i am not queasy about medical procedures or whatever. a couple months ago i took my nonna to her dentist appointment and held her hand while (gross warning) the dentist numbed her up and fuckin’ dug out the pieces of her rotten tooth. it was disgusting and i had to watch the whole thing bc she was really distressed and there was literally nowhere else for me to look. i’ve also been in first aid crises, right? blood and needles and guts and stuff doesn’t bother me, doesn’t make me queasy, i keep a pretty level head.

but i’ve fainted a few times before (my family has a history) and i know what it feels like, when your ears ring and your stomach gets really tight and you kind of get floaty and you just think oh fuck. and i was like there is no goddamn way my attention seeking ass is about to fucking faint at SOMEONE ELSE’S doctor’s appointment. no. so i grit my teeth and sat on a chair and told myself it Would Be Fine and just breathed through it.

twas not fine! one second i was telling my heart to cool it then next second i was Waking Up On The Floor to my sister’s ENT specialist freaking out a little 💀 i’m still half out of it (bc you are for a couple minutes when you come to) and he’s fussing and my sister is asking me if i’m good and i’m thinking fuck i was supposed to be here to look out for her. i gotta chill out. but i’m aware enough to realise i’m still lightheaded and too shakey to drink water and my stomach’s still tight so i just sat on the floor, didn’t try to get up or anything, and then BOOM i’m waking up on the floor AGAIN 😭😭

luckily this time i was actually fine when i woke up. but the specialist was like hey i think i should call an ambulance. and i was like bitch do not??? i do not want to spend the day in the ER for literally no reason?? so my sister called my mom instead (lol) and my mom was like What The Hell, Jackie, and the specialist demanded to talk to her and my mom was like she’s fine just don’t let her drive. i’ll come get them.

so i had to wait in the lobby and feel horribly guilty as my sister had her nose reset by herself and then my mother had to rush over on her lunch break, pick us up, and then we had to sit in her car in the parking lot for two hours until her work was done boring as HELL especially bc i was fine by then lol

whole thing was so ridiculous it was the most sitcom situation i’ve been in for a while 😭😭accompany my sister to her appointment so she doesn’t faint and then I FAINT TWICE LIKE WHO DOES THIS HAPPEN TO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

would y’all like another insane storytime 💀

[taeyongdoyoung]

blessed-cur(s)ed

summary: your bestie is obsessed with the idea of your blood but there's a chance it might kill him so he dares you to try it on the most popular guy in your school for supernatural beings pairing: vampire!heeseung x powerless witch!reader side couple: future vampire!sunoo x (idk what!)sunghoon implied at the end 👀 genre: fantasy, humour, romance, lowkey insta-love but actually classmates to lovers? warnings: flirty bestie!sunoo (yes, that's a warning in itself), nerdy AND popular guy!heeseung (canon event, methinks), mentions of blood, talks of death, experiments, book of cur(s)es, the bet trope with a twist, attempted murder (but not really), kissing, biting, kneeling, swearing, song references author's note: happy halloween, everyone! 🧛 i wanted to write something spooky-themed for the occasion and what better way than vampire enha to celebrate ❤️ i accidentally deleted my fic like a 🤡 so im reposting lol

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"I want to drink your blood sooo bad," Sunoo, your vampire bestie, keeps telling you.

Now, you may find that a bit strange. How is he a vampire and why are you so chill about it? Well, the thing is, you've been attending a school for supernatural beings for the past couple of years.

You come from a family of witches, but your powers haven't manifested yet. There is completely nothing special about you.

Well, except for one thing. Your blood, apparently. Your witchy ancestors loved experimenting with their own blood and according to some old book containing curses and other supernatural information, they turned it into a poison for vampires.

Which can be problematic, considering your bestie's obsession with how good you smell.

"Sunoo, shut up, I keep telling you that my blood and that of my entire family can literally kill you!" you repeat for what feels like the hundredth time only this month.

"Pfft, don't tell me you still believe that stupid old book? Your ancestors probably lied 'cause they were afraid vampires would bleed them dry. I mean, judging by your amazing smell, your great-grandparents' scent was probably just as tempting to vampires," Sunoo argues passionately.

"You can't risk it, Sunoo! I don't wanna lose my best friend just because you can't control your urges," you sigh loudly.

"Oh I can control myself alright, I've been living on deer and rabbits for as long as I remember. Just one tiny taste, honeypie, pleaseee, I swear, you won't even feel it," Sunoo continues the incessant begging. "My fangs aren't that sharp."

"Sunoo, no! I'm not even worried about myself, I trust your dorky ass, but you can literally die," you constantly remind him.

"Can being the key word!" Sunoo, ever the optimist says. "But what if I don't? What if your ancestors were full of shit?"

"No, die is the key word!" you fight back. "I can't lose my best friend. No means no."

"Ughhh," Sunoo complains even more. "What if we test it on someone?"

"What?!" you hiss-whisper.

"Some other vampire. What if we convince them to drink your blood and see if they die," Sunoo suggests boldly.

"That's attempted murder!" you look around to make sure none of your classmates heard you. Maybe it's a good thing most of them are so preoccupied with their own looks that they pay no attention to you two...

"It's not if they survive!" Sunoo keeps looking from the bright side.

"You're crazy," you shake your head. But the idea does sound fun...Wait, no, you're not even considering it!

"What about him?" Sunoo murmurs in your ear, just as someone enters the classroom.

It's Heeseung. Only the most popular guy in your school. The most liked, the most talented in all subjects, the most unattainable.

There's no way you could ever pull him. There's no way you could even convince him to drink your blood.

"Only vampires from my family know about the book of curses your family possesses," Sunoo nudges you gently. "You just have to get him alone and I'm sure he'll bite. Both literally and metaphorically."

You shake your head in disagreement.

"He won't. He's wayyy out of my league."

"That's bullshit and you know it," Sunoo rolls his eyes. "You're very pretty and you smell incredible! I bet you taste so sweet-"

"Dude, your obsession with my smell and potential taste is deeply concerning," you point out.

"Talk to him. I bet he'll be interested."

"What's in it for me? I don't wanna kill the guy..."

"You won't, I'm pretty sure. But just in case, I'll...say I killed him. If he happens to...you know. Not that vampires are alive in the first place, but whatever."

"That's the bare minimum, considering it's your idea,"

"Ugh, fine. I'll do your assignments till the end of the year," Sunoo promises. Knowing he's among the top students, constantly battling with Heeseung for the first place, this sounds like a very tempting offer. And considering this is your last year of high school...

"Deal," you shake his hand and get up from your chair. There are still a couple of minutes till class starts. So, you do the one thing you never thought you'd be able to do.

You approach THE Lee Heeseung.

"Um, hi," you greet him.

"You talking to me?" Heeseung looks up from his phone in curiosity.

"Yeah. Sorry, am I bothering you, Heeseung?"

"No, you're good," Heeseung chuckles and God, that sound is so smooth. "I just didn't think you knew my name."

"Are you kidding me? You're like the most famous guy in our entire school."

"I've been told. Is that why we've never talked for...um, let me think, the past four years?"

"Maybe so," you laugh nervously. "Sorry. You're kinda intimidating, you know that?"

"Me?" Heeseung repeats cutely, as if he's never heard a more ridiculous claim. "No way. So, did you want to ask me something?"

"Erm, yes, actually. Do you wanna hang out sometime? Like...do homework or stuff?"

"Sure, that sounds nice. Your place or mine?" he immediately agrees which is a huge shock to you.

Your place is out of the question. Your witchy parents would be furious if they found out you're trying to get a vampire to drink your blood. And his place sounds just as bad. If the poor guy drops dead in his own home with you being there, his vampire parents would be unhappy, to say the least.

"How about the forest?" you blurt out without thinking.

"The forest? That's a strange place for doing homework, no?"

"It's, um, quieter than the library," you respond dumbly.

"Forest it is," Heeseung complies to your complete amazement. "See you after class?"

"Yes, that'd be awesome," you mumble and hurry back to your seat as the teacher enters the classroom.

"How did it go?" Sunoo asks you quietly.

"He agreed to go out with me," you reply, still in shock.

"See? I told you he'd bite," Sunoo says with a wink.

But instead of being happy, you're dreading it. Because Heeseung seems like a really nice guy. And you're planning to use him as a guinea pig! And for what? To appease Sunoo's silly idea and get him to do your assignments for a year?

Class ends sooner than you'd like and you meet up with Heeseung in the forest near the school.

Little does your inexperienced ass know that your other classmates use the forest as a hook-up place! So, when Heeseung has no intention of doing any homework with you and kisses you without warning, you find yourself in an even more unexpected predicament. You're kissing him back, because duh, this is THE Lee Heeseung. When a chance like that appears right in front of you, you take it and don't let go. He smells and tastes so good and you finally get Sunoo's obsession with you. Heeseung wraps his fingers in your hair, deepening the kiss. Damn, you never expected he'd be into you! You're enjoying this unbelievable moment to the fullest when suddenly, he breaks the kiss and asks:

"Can I bite you? Just once, I promise. You just smell sooo freaking nice," Heeseung begs as if in a daze.

Fuck. If Sunoo was here, he'd tell you to agree rightaway. But your moral compass happens to be stronger than your loyalty to Sunoo's weird idea.

"I'm sorry, Heeseung, but no."

"I swear, I won't hurt you," he keeps pleading. Damnit, he's turning into Sunoo 2.0.

"It's not that. I feel terrible now, but I haven't been entirely honest with you. There is this old book of curses that my family possesses. And in it, it says my ancestors did some experiments with their blood. Apparently, theirs and my blood can be poisonous to vampires. If you bite me...you can literally die," you confess in a hurry, before you can change your mind. Heeseung deserves to know the truth.

"So...you approached me to actually do homework?" Heeseung blinks, still confused.

"No, I approached you because my dumbass best friend wanted me to use you as a test. To see if my blood is actually like sweet venom to vampires so he can get a taste of me next," you tell him everything like a fool.

"Oh," Heeseung appears so crest-fallen your heart is genuinely breaking for him.

You drop to your knees guiltily.

"I'm so sorry. Feel free to kill me."

"Not if you kill me first," Heeseung smirks coldly and attacks your neck with his fangs.

Fuck, no! You try to push him away but he's too strong! What is wrong with him? You literally just told him he might die if he drinks your blood. Why is he doing this? Is he suicidal or something?! You keep attempting to get him off of you but it's no use. As your blood is entering his system, you begin to feel so weak and dizzy. Oh, well. You kinda deserve it.

Just as your eyes are about to close and you are on the verge of losing consciousness, Heeseung's teeth leave your skin. He holds you in his arms so that you don't fall.

"Sorry, did I go too hard on you?" he asks sweetly, ever the gentleman.

"Are you crazy? What part of you can literally die did you not understand?"

"I apologize. You just smell and apparently, taste, so fucking sweet, I couldn't possibly resist. I won't do it again, I swear."

"That's right, you won't. Cause you will be dead!" you repeat, feeling completely exasperated.

"Oh, sweetheart, I'm already dead," he jokes. "But seriously, my reading shows there is a huge chance old books like that are not entirely reliable. I probably should have told you that sooner..."

"Yeah, you should have!" you try to be angry but you also feel so worried for him. Even though you don't know him that well, you've already gotten attached.

"I'm really sorry," Heeseung repeats.

"Why are you apologizing? What if this actually kills you?"

"Oh, I know you'll be the death of me."

So, you wait. Nothing immediately happens, which would be reassuring, if it wasn't for Heeseung's desire to keep kissing you, as if it's the most normal thing in the world to do. Boys...

A while later, you both go to your own respective homes. The next day, you arrive at the school, informing Sunoo of what recently transpired. He's really excited that Heeseung is still alive and wants to drink from you as soon as possible. But you tell him to wait a little longer.

When the first class starts and Heeseung isn't there, you think nothing of it. Maybe he overslept. But when the second class starts and Heeseung still hasn't showed up, you begin to worry. He's the best student, he never misses class, he's so diligent and hard-working.

Fuck. You killed him. That's why he's not coming to school. You immediately rush out of the classroom, ignoring your teacher's harsh reprimands. You'll deal with that later.

That is when it hits you. You don't even know where Heeseung lives. And what would you do even if you did? Show up at his place, asking his parents: "Um, sorry, but is your son still alive? You know, regardless of being a vampire?"

That would be even crazier than what happened yesterday. You run into the forest to escape your growing panic. You run and you run until you no longer remember which way the school is.

And that is when the miracle happens. You spot him! Sitting next to a tree.

"Heeseung! You're alive!" you scream in relief and rush to hug him.

"Of course I'm alive, silly," Heeseung chuckles, hugging you back.

"Why didn't you come to class?" you explain your worries to him.

"I was feeling unbelievably peckish. Thought I'd hunt for some wild animals, but nothing helped. I'm still hungry as hell."

"That's strange," you reply. "Do you think it could be because of my blood? Do you feel any different?"

"I don't know," Heeseung shrugs. "I'm just so fucking hungry. Can I bite you again, please?"

"No, Heeseung, we still don't know whether or not it's lethal. It just might take more time. If you drink more of my blood, something bad could happen."

"You're right, I know," Heeseung's head drops in disappointment. "Forget I even asked."

"I have a turkey sandwich in my bag?" you offer. "I know vampires don't eat food like that but still..."

"You know what? That sounds really delicious, can I please try it?"

"Um, sure," you don't know why he's asking so politely since you literally just suggested it. As you unwrap and hand him the sandwich, you are amazed by how quickly he devours it.

"Damn, this was the best meal I've ever had!" Heeseung exclaims in surprise.

"Huh," you blink at him and touch his forehead on a whim. Why is it so warm? He was freakishly cold yesterday. "Are you feeling sick?"

"No, I feel much better after this sandwich, why?"

"Erm, not to concern you or anything but your skin is like super warm."

"That's...not normal for a vampire," Heeseung reasons.

"Exactly," you respond and touch his wrist with your fingers. Squeezing his veins lightly you feel something. Something that shouldn't exist. Something that you previously thought impossible. "Um, Heeseung...you have a pulse."

"What?!" he checks for himself, confirming what you just said as true. "Do you happen to know where I can read that book of your ancestors?"

"I carried it in my bag today, just in case," you praise your past self for being so clever and pull out the old book, handing it to Heeseung.

As he reads the section that contains information about your ancestors' blood.

Heeseung nods in contemplation as he finds the thing he's looking for.

"Just as I thought. This book isn't the original text your ancestors wrote. It's a translation. Or maybe I should say a mistranslation. Look, here," he points to a particular place with his finger. "It says forever cursed shall be the vampire that our blood drinks but the grammar is all wonky. Not easy to spot. It should be forever cured. I think your blood has the ability to turn vampires into humans."

"So...you're a human now?" you blink in surprise.

"I guess so."

"Fuck, Heeseung, I'm so sorry!" you cry out apologetically.

"Are you kidding? I've wanted to turn human my whole life!"

"What, why? Why give up immortality?"

"Because I just want to a normal, boring life, marry the girl of my dreams, settle down, have kids. Is that too much to ask for?"

"No, I get it," you sigh wistfully. "My parents are so disappointed in me and the fact that my witchy powers haven't manifested yet. But what if that's all I have? Just a normal girl whose blood turns vampires into humans..."

"There's nothing normal about you," Heeseung chuckles but the way he says it makes it sound like a compliment. "Hey, does that offer for doing homework in the forest still stand?"

"Sounds great to-" you don't even get to finish your sentence because Heeseung is kissing you again. Damn, you forgot that the word forest was code for making out.

Oh, well, there are worse things you could do...

Bonus:

"So, can I drink your blood now?" Sunoo asks.

"Bro, did you not hear what I just said? I turned the most popular vampire in our school for supernatural beings into a human! He can no longer even go to our school. His parents must be furious with me. I'm lucky they haven't killed me. Hell, I'm lucky they're letting me date him. I really don't get it."

"You know that doesn't sound too bad to me, right?" Sunoo keeps begging.

"I may have survived Heeseung's parents but what makes you think I'll survive yours?"

"You're my best friend. They'll get over it," Sunoo shrugs carelessly.

"You're literally addicted to the idea of my blood. Get help!"

"You wanna kiss me so bad it make you look stupid," Sunoo sticks his tongue out childishly.

"You wish," you roll your eyes.

"Do you think Heeseung will be mad at me if I bite you? Oh, right, he's human now, so he can't hurt me," Sunoo leans in.

"Sunoo, no!" you try to push him away.

"You'll let me one day, I know it," Sunoo grins widely, showing you his sharp fangs.

They might scare another witch, but not you. You know how powerful your blood is and while Heeseung was miraculously happy to turn into a human, 99% of the vampire population would rather die than become humans. So, you believe you're safe with Sunoo. For now. If you can only find someone whose scent is more tempting to him than yours...

"Good morning, everyone! Today we have a new student, his name is Sunghoon," the teacher announces all of a sudden. "Let's welcome him!"

"Hi, Sunghoon!" the class says in unison.

"Damnit, he smells incredible," Sunoo whispers in your ear.

Ah shit, here we go again...

The End

[kirakirabluemoon]

Heya kirakira🤗Happy Halloween 👻👻🎊🎊

How are you?? Hope you are in good health. I just love belladonna and specifically how Retsu's presence changes things without making her too op. It's a wonderful combination. Is there gonna be an update anytime soon? Eagerly awaiting it.😆😆

Stay safe, healthy and happy.🥳🥳

Sorry for the very late reply, it’s almost even Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year now. 😭🤣🤡😩🙏🏻

I’m glad Belladonna is to your liking! 🥰 I always thought the butterfly effects is rather interesting, add in a character, and it will change parts of the story and even the people around them. So sometimes the story even writes itself! 🤣

Thank you so so much for sticking around even with my update schedule being longer than it was when I first started years ago. 😩🙏🏻💖💖💖

I want to take this chance to announce there will be delays for Belladonna’s Chapter 31. I’m not sure how long I’ll need, but probably at least a month and more due to my fluctuating health. Also the writer’s block for this chapter was simply not cooperating. 😭😭😭 But I’m still writing and I want to, just trying to organise and squeeze some words in whenever my fatigue didn’t have a chokehold on me. 🫠🙏🏻💖

My health has been a roller coaster ride especially these past three months. 🫠 Apart from the constant dreams every night since six years ago, I now even have have a hard time trying to fall asleep on occasion. 🤦🏻‍♀️ Went to get some blood tests done, so I’m following up with my doctor soon. 🙏🏻

Thank you so much for checking up on me and for your well wishes! I hope you are safe, healthy and happy! 💖💖💖🙆🏻‍♀️🍀🌻

Ps: I hope everyone is doing well~ 🙆🏻‍♀️💖🌈🍀🌻

[crucian-tador]

✨🎃 HOW SCARED OF THINGS I AM 🎃✨

(I just wanted to try it because I like different tests)

🚪 elevator: 8/10 (idk why, I'm always worried that I or my things will be pressed by the door ; ;)

⚰️ cemetery: 0/10

🐍 snakes: 0/10 (only if we do not take into poisonous snakes 0 0")

🤡 clowns: 0/10 (real standard clowns disgust me more than fear)

🕷️ spiders: 9/10 (I live in a place where there are big spiders, so yes, I'm afraid of them, but the little ones are pretty cute)

🌕 darkness: 5/10 (sometimes yes, sometimes not)

🦇 heights: 0/10 (if it doesn't endanger my life)

🦉 horror films: 5/10 (I will answer this way because it all depends on the movie, but mostly they are boring, or I don't watch them, because in fact I don't like to be scared, I don't like this feeling and I don't understand how people deliberately scare themselves and they like it)

🛋️ hotel hallways: 0/10 (uh?)

📻 stairwells: 0/10 (nah)

🐈‍ superstitions: 2/10 (It happens sometimes because of my parents, but I try to get rid of it)

🦄 dolls: 2/10 (sometimes dolls are tense, but no, I'm not afraid of them, I love dolls)

💉 needles: 10/10 (oh yes, this fair is still with me, I don't like to feel pain)

✈️ planes: 10/10 (I have flown quite a lot times, but every time I am very afraid to die)

🩸 blood: 0/10 (I can't say for sure, but I don't think blood scares me)

thanks for reading!

now you know a little more about me♥️

[kutyozh]

alright this is going to be a long post but what people are sharing rn over at @/berlinauslandermemes on ig deserves attention. they asked their followers about medical gaslighting in Germany. here are some of the responses - mostly by racialised and/or otherwise marginalised people: (click for bigger version - ID below. tw for various medical issues as well as various forms of discrimination)

[ID: various screenshots of replies to a question on instagram. the usernames are censored:

Changed OBs bc 1st one (🇩🇪) would not give me HPV vacc info bc I was "too old" (1/2)

Gynecologists misdiagnosing my endometriosis for normal period pain for 23 years.

Back pain, Doc sent me away with "it's prob. just muscular." It was 2 L. vertebrae w/liquid.

An advice to have my wisdom teeth removed although they are perfectly healthy

I was told my cough was psychological- now my asthma is severe and hard to control

secretary of dermatologist ordering me to show her my back to check if I really need Dr

I chronically have a low iron value. Wanted to get my blood checked. So far she refused three times.

Had a bad skin rash, doctors told to calm down, just a small allergy. Turned out I had chickenpox. 🤦‍♀️

My doctor didn't want to give me antibiotics or do a urine sample for a urinary infection

Too young to have heart problems. Check up only after 35.

Told was being dramatic about hayfever allergies, told I didn't need inhaler prescription 🤡

my friend had rectal bleeding for 3 days and no bloodwork, nothing. had to fly to TR [tn: Türkiye] to get checked

Dermatologist didn't even touch me or got closer than 2 meters from me. Dermatologist!!

Had a skin rash. Doctor jokes about not being able to remove my tattoos instead of helping

Doctors trying to convince me that Asexuality is actually a disorder needing treatment

Gf went with severe headache complains excessively being asked whethershe is depressed

Changed OBs bc 1st one (🇩🇪) would not give me HPV vacc info bc I was "too old" (1/2)

Gynecologists misdiagnosing my endometriosis for normal period pain for 23 years.

Back pain, Doc sent me away with "it's prob. just muscular." It was 2 L. vertebrae w/liquid.

Heavy lower abdomen pain wasn't taken seriously, Had an emergency surgery 1 week later

Got refused a blood check "because I look healthy". spoiler: I have a thyroid disease

Told me : Long-covid doesn't exist it's just in my head and more tests are not necessary

Pain is just in my mind and i should forget it exists 😩😂

My eye doc was telling every time I'm fine and was sending me away after I waiting so long

Allergic reaction, made fun of my German, sent home with antibiotics, hospital 1 hr later

a male gyno told me I didn't have a breat lump when I knew I did (I did!)

My doc wrote me a note on a paper "Turn off your phone!" to tell me then Covid doesn't exist

In pain - told to lose weight. Fount out it was ovarian cysts. Still told to lose weight.

Panic attack disorder - 'maybe you're just over thinking too much'. And 'maybe it is just because it's winter'

15 day coughing - "Too young for antibiotics" (then went to 🇮🇹 and got a treatment 😉)

I'm a doctor myself, not German. After many years in Germany and already speaking near perfect German I needed psychotherapy. My Hausarzt [tn: primary care physician] told me that I was young and should just go to church and be thankful for my life and youth 😂

Gynae dismissed profuse bleeding as nothing, 0 concern and let me leave in tears

Once at the Vivantes [tn: a hospital chain], a doctor:"you're beautiful, why do you have depression and take me?"

all my concerns were dismissed as "stress" bc of my job as a nurse, that i should meditate

My left body part turned dumb pretty oftenand my doctor told I make it up in my head

Religious hospital. Diagnose: STD. Only bc I said I had multiple partners. It was actually an UTI

I had very bad fever and doctor yelled at me and kicked me out(he was afraid it was covid)

Thought I was an addict because I asked about ADD meds (I have a diagnosis in Germany and the US)

"You need to learn German" the doctor in the emergency room giving 0 importance to my pain

lots of symptoms for several years —> all in your head, tee trinken [tn: drink tea]—> autoimmune disease

5 doc, including ER told my skin rash was allergic, turned out to be Shingles 🤡

Fat-bias, everyday, almost every doctor

denied celiac or food allergy testing, told i needed 6+months of symptoms to be tested

German doctors are absolutely disgusting cos of this, especially withing a certain older generation.

I had vertigos, diarrhea and fever. I was told to eat soup.

My ADHD is just in my mind and I should just get disciplined (already diagnosed at time)

You're under 30 so it shouldn't be an issue *whilst looking at an MRI scan with a clear issue*

"Everyone knicks sometimes" needed ligament transplantation and 1 year Reha

Broke my hand, did a serious surgery, put 3 screws and they didn't wanna give me pills for post surgery

my little brother was sick and my mom was told to dress him full black to "avoid bad energy"

Medicine in Germany ain't preventive, it's (badly) reactive

Dr. told me to lose weight instead of breast reduction (I work out 5 days a week, 65kg

I'm not autistic and making it up for attention 🙂🙃

Me/My country must learn to brush teeth. Its taught in Germany when kids are 4!

My ex being diagnosed with tonsillitis without having tonsils. Apparently the dr lost his license 🙄

Have been told didn't need meds to overcome panic syndrome "Just wait it will pass

Internist laughed at my IBS issues, I started stress-crying, he got mad at me speaking in EN and crying

1 month with UTI, gyn doesn't give me antibiotics even though blood in the urine exam

Dermatologist AHA(acid) treatment-ended up with superficial burn all over my face

Not sure if fits: But a male doctor asked me out for dinner after lung tests! Blocked him!!

swollen eye, entered unlit room & doctor wrote down a cream. 3 sec appointment, didnt work

Had a bad headache with eye problems. The doc said there's no connection between brain and eyes /end ID]

[yandere-romanticaa]

Request are open for the 10k, and like it's a big event, I'm like "I need to request something in particular for that" but I have too much idea and I need to choose only one 😶 So while I'm in conflict with my internal council, I will just ask new about Ons reverse isekai (love how this name became canon 🤣👌). Not date or something like this, I can wait x) but some random fact like is it difficult to write ? How the idea came up in your mind ? The result of the quotev quiz ?

Goodness me, I didn't think anyone would being this up again, legit thought people had already lost interest!

It is a quite difficult for me to write because I don't have much energy these days but this is something that I really want to bring to life.... Who knows when though. I'm kept up with the manga and I also want it to make sense, if you get what I'm saying. I sorta want it to be connected to the main story while also being its own identity. This is also an excuse to see the characters in a modern setting and seeing them act all cute and happy, that's a big wish of mine ✨😩 This idea has been swimming in my head for years actually, I always imagined what would it be like if they all just sprung to life and tried to be normal again (it's also an excuse for me to go on cute dates with Mika 🤡😭🤭)

As for the poll, here are the screenshots

I knew Mika was going to get the most love but damn, he has more than half than anyone else 🤣 Also, making only a few characters yandere does make everything easier for me because for some I just wanna write fluff 😔 These results might not be the final product, I just wanted to see the people's preferences. The ones I want to make yandere at the moment are Lest Karr, Ferid Bathory, Yoichi Saotome MAYBE Mika and Yuu's a whole beast that I'm not sure how to tackle. If I do make him a yandere it's going to be platonic though.

Also, I'd like to make Shinoa a TikTok girl 🤣🤣 I can see her being a popular influencer like that, she's so cute and smol, the idea was so random but I can see it! She gets very creative and people like her snark, that's what caused her to blow up. Mitsuba wants to join her but is a little shy, but maybe I'll make her a model? Who knows. Crowley would repair cars, Ferid would be an university professor because he's an asshole, Chess and Horn would be nurses mainly so that they can steal blood, Urd will probably be something boring like an accountant or bookkeeper, it pays well though. Lacus and Renee are college students and you hang out with them often. Since Lest and Krul look like kids they get sent away to elementary school but everyone is in awe of them there, like, how are they so smart? 😲 Some kid in the back is eating glue, the rest are trying to do the test and not fail while these two just want to die. End their misery. This concept might be scrapped though, I'm here for any suggestions.

That's all I can think of for now! If you have more questions, ask away!

[leniinero]

Dumb shit I find on Facebook pt. I

I had a guy do this once, I wasn't even dating him. So Apparently he liked me. I wasn't interested. Shit was annoying. He'd snatch it outta my hand or over peek. "Who's texting us?" He'd ask. Mind you. We were at work, I was training him, he lived with his BM and had a newborn at home. No shame.

What ya think is on my shit?

Wayyy too many screenshots cause I screenshot then forget and downloads, autumn themed icons. Unread whatsapp messages from 4 days ago, an entire unorganized photo album dedicated to Ralph Fiennes (shamelessly), a 1980s/Kajagoogoo themed chat on Instagram I've been in for the past 3 years, messages from MeganFoxConfessions on IG, the last song I listened to was "Before he cheats" because I was trying to make a point that white women are crazier than Latinas, an unfinished post/response for user @savagehardyandfreee about wuthering heights the book and its 1992 adaptation, the unfinished audio book for The English Patient read by Ralph Fiennes (highly recommend by @macrolit ), an unfinished notes about a tumblr blog post and an unfinished email to a doctor in another town about blood tests. Pics of recipes I'd like to try since I forget about them if I put them on pinterest.

Wayyyyy too many quotes and pictures of the sky. An unfinished loan application and an eBay search for a 1999 DVD. 😄 that I cant play cause I cant find the plug-in for my DVD player which has had "Strange Days" stuck In it since eh?....May?....

(Don't take a shot for every Ralph Fiennes reference in this post.)

And ofcourse way too many hand injury pics. A true concern. As well as a bookmarked kindle book about Korean culture & etiquette. 🇰🇷

I'm incapable of being a cheater and I don't have time or patience for insecure men or ego stroking. I'm boring as f, clearly unable to finish a thought and you think I can flirt with another man long enough to cheat on you? I can't even finish this paragraph in this kindle book from Friday. Thst I downloaded 3 months ago. I have the attention span of Nemo and the memory of Dory, I have way too many WW2 videos and serial killer YouTube notifications on my phone. I still jam every morning as I'm getting dressed to a mix of mid 90s first album Incubus, Ellis Beggs and Howard funk sung by 3 white guys and Kajagoogoo's 2nd album. My dog needs a bath but I can't bathe him with 1 hand 😢

That's what you need to be concerned about.

Oh and BTW, here's my homescreen cause that's all you'll be focusing on to add to ya insecurity 🙃:

Have a nice day 🤡

(I feel better now)

[wanderingpages]

Ok peach I saw those tags were you making a funny like “haha my ex had the personality of a clown” or did a honk honk nosed mf really buss it open

IM SCREMAINFBS lmfao I fr fr had sex with a clown. 🤡🤡🤡🤡

Oh it’s a story and I don’t even know how to explain it but the gist of it is: during one halloween this dude in a frat wanted to turn his whole frat house into one of those horror houses. So, he hired a bunch of our friends to put on some makeup and spook some people, but he wanted it top notch. He hired professional make up artists and stuff and like a few days before the party he wanted to do a test run, so my boyfriend...that mother fucker. He was the clown.

And I’m usually not scared of clowns, like they’re whatever but his makeup... I was PETRIFIED (dude even thinking about it my heart started racing) like I went to go pick him up and my hands were so fucking clammy and my heart started beating overtime, like I was genuinely scared, but I KNEW it was him under the gore and the white out contact lenses and the blood, good god, all the fucking red corn syrup. Like I couldn’t make pecan pie for days and a bitch is in the kitchen baking pies from September to December but like every time I had the bottle of corn syrup in front of me I just had a low key panick attack lmao. It was a pecan pie drought that year. Anyways I digress, so I’m in the car and my boyfriends having, or trying to have, a normal conversation with me and I’m trying so hard not to look at him tbh becuase he ain’t lookin like happy the clown, this asshole looks half dead, split lips joker style, sharp ass teeth — I’ll give it to the makeup artist; she was exceptional. Anyways I had to pull over and just breathe and he’s like okay give me the keys and some of your make up wipes, your freaking out is making me freak out and I don’t trust you behind the wheel rn and I was like yeah ok bet

If anything the wipes made it worse cus it looked like he was melting and shit I dunno it was the most eerie shit ever. So we’re at his house and he’s taking off his costume, hanging it behind his door and that shit is mocking me istg that costume was possessed or something and he’s like okay I’m gonna go look normal for you but I was like wait no just I’m hug me right now I really need it. So I’m like koala holding on to him but refusing to look at his face and he’s rubbing my back and being super sweet that I almost forget he still has on makeup so I’m kissing his neck and like crying for some dumbass reason and he’s just like “babe it’s okay I’m not really gonna murder you or anything” and he just kept talking and he started getting nonsensical I guess to at least put me at ease or put my ass to sleep but then I was like goddamnit please fuck me.

Scariest orgasm I ever had ngl.bAnyways so that’s how I ended up fucking a clown. And realizing I’m totally into fear sex.

Any of my followers ummm a psychologist..? can y’all tell me why I was scared shitless and horny at the same time thanks.