#and not jokingly 💀
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You know, maybe you're the one that's not that sure if seeing others having doubt bothers you and gives you doubt lol with the amount of asks I get full of people doubting I should have given up on this ship a while ago with that mentality, but there's no other path in my mind and rewatching the show only makes it more obvious each time how badly Mlvn is written and how they are slowly building Mike and Will's endgame
#🤷🤷🤷#also treating other bylers that have doubt like they are stupid IS dumb because reality is that writers have no problems queerbaiting#more often than not#so it's perfectly understandable#plus we should be a community and communities are supposed to support each others and help each other#instead here it's just a repeat of let's pick on and hate on anyone that doesn't have exactly my same ideasss yay#but after all y'all are here fighting about stupid shit like if Will likes Taylor Swift or not#and not jokingly 💀#mah.#fandom has become so different from years ago
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Hello, in celebration of winning the Book Club's price in college and getting "The Book of Bill" as a gift. These are my favorite snippets translated in spanish (also Billford) (Also, some of these are probably the same in english, but they are the ones that made me go, "HUhhh????" the most)
First one is the cover, which can be translated to for adult readers or mature audiences (Somehow i feel like if i showed someone the cover they would think is like... suggestive content lmao)
"GET GATSBY'D, IDIOT!"
Lolipop: Logistics/masochism
My hole can be yours
Losing my sanity
Pig hard go shovel / ask crazy dora / go give raw hair / to say it hard / give fast star(?) / chime burly dollar. (The one on the left says "Burly dog tail" it says "di" instead of "de" but idk if is intentional or not)
Now the ones with Ford:
No, no. I took a look at his possible future's, and i laughed with joy. He was destined to do much more than that. And those hands... suddenly, everything made sense.
-Bill... ¿Can i call you that?
-You can call me anything except <<my love>>! Ha, ha! It's a joke! Everyone loves me!
-Can i call you <<braniac>>?
-You can call me anything except <<my love>>
Am i really going to destroy everything due to heartbreak? No, i won't GIVE HIM the pleasure!
Who else will make you feel like this? Admit it, you'd miss me. I'm your favorite mistake.
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I'll see if there's some changes in the codes, but i'll do that later cause i'm lazy lol.
#gravity falls#“I'm your favorite mistake” 😭😭😭#screaming crying throwing up#Godddd#And the “And those hands...” part Oh my godddd#this book is so fucking gayyyy#You can smell the fruit on the pages#i will never get over it#“Your favorite mistake” Okay Fruitangle#Also i wanted to post this cause of the other post when they said Bill and Ford said “my love” to eachother jokingly#And i was like “no fucking way 💀💀💀” so i wanted to see what else would change with the translation#Also for some reason google says “despecho” is spite but i'm pretty sure it would be closer to heartbreak?#Cause “des-pecho” means something like “take out chest” (pecho is chest) and heartbreak is uh heart break but also could mean take out heart#idk#Also no way they let them put “My hole can be yours” on this book. No way 💀#the book of bill#bill cipher#ford pines#stanford pines#tbob#tbob spoilers#the book of bill spoilers#billford#spanish translation#euclydia#gravity falls bill#gravity falls ford#I loved this book by the way#i completed the section with the questions and bill called me a stupid virgin loser lol#And the great gastby section actually made me want to read it which i won't but i will want to lmao
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dont come at me, i'm using the digital dark age as an excuse to write bumblebee making 2000s references like theyre hot off the press because how else would i make him a funky little guy absorbing 2150s human culture unless a LOT of human history got wiped due to being exclusively online and now the latest they have is before 2012 <3
#vulnerability fic#homie watches phineas and ferb and listens to kelly clarkson#NOBODY from that time is alive at this point but their imprint and physical records are 💀#this is not a serious theory btw i'm just jokingly patching a wittle hole <3
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FOUNDATION | 2.02 | A Glimpse Of Darkness [Venting all oxygen.] “What are you doing?” “She needs to drown, Salvor.”
#foundationedit#i jokingly thought LET ME DROOOOOOWN then i remembered these lines#'never knew where was home i slept a lifetime alone yeah we had it one time but it's gone now it's gone let me drown' and 💀#anyway they were already mind melding here. funny that when their minds *actually* melded hari was the one drowning#foundation apple tv#foundation#gaari#gaal dornick#hari seldon#salvor hardin#beegifs
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i do think that reo goes literally insane at the thought of you being alone and in need . most likely bllk man to crash out if you get your period while he’s away
#like ACTUALLY insane#angry at himself angry at the world#if you jokingly tell him to come save you from your cramps (when he physically can’t) it will haunt him for the rest of his life#has nightmares about you lying in bed and crying#💀💀💀#i wish i was joking but i really do think he is SO fucking sick about you#number one loverboy number one motherhen#if he can’t tend to you when you’re in need he’ll wither away and die#ari noises ✩
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lol forget Charles, she's got no time for that, the dad is just some random fella she never sees again or some immaculate conception bullshit but single mom MILF Max taking on the world with a mimi copy of herself
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oh this is even better. jos is probably tweaking out, because he can't decide if it's good or not... he kinda wants a racer as father for his grandkid since project verstappen must go on, but also doesn't want anyone to dirty the verstappen genes.... oh god, i can already imagine the family drama and our milf not giving a single fuck
#imagine she jokingly says the father is lewis. only jos doesn't understand that it isn't a joke 💀#beautiful. beautiful work.#it has been added to the draft list#anne talks: with anons#female max verstappen
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Guess who’s a responsible adult and bought a very old getter 2 figure ✨ (he was cheaper compared to 1&3 but aaaaaaa I’m so excited to have him even if I need to pose him)
#meg text#getter robo#new getter robo#getter two#figure#revoltech#In one server I posted jokingly he has drill disease 💀
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Alt text: Screenshots from Revolutionary Girl Utena with overlaid text. 1: Saionji and Touga's silhouettes seated at a table in front of a blue sky background. Text: "You need to get your shit together."
2: A closeup of Touga's hand as he revs up his motorcycle. Text: YOU — "But I don't wanna get my shit together!"
3: Utena turns away from Touga, who is clutching her hand. Text: "Then the world will turn away from you,"
4: Closeup on Utena and Touga's hands slipping apart. Text: "and leave you behind." End alt text.
#revolutionary girl utena#disco elysium#shoujo kakumei utena#touga#saionji#utena#one time someone jokingly said that hdb sounded like he was what would happen if touga and/or saionji became cops#which was very funny but also what a harrowing thought 💀#jokes aside tho… i don’t think the comparison to touga is very far off at all#which makes me. very sad about both of them
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nothing wrong with crying and i very much approve of the practice i just don't personally partake in it, so you can imagine the expression my mom had on her face when she turned around in the kitchen to the sound of me suddenly, loudly sobbing as i started doing the dishes
#bro i was bawling. 0/10 not a good crier#also mom and dad kept like trying to comfort me and they were just not saying the right thing so at one#point i just had to pull back from the hug#she went ''what all done?'' and i cringed and went ''this isn't comforting''#and she jokingly said ''i feel used now'' like bro 💀💀💀#she was being nice i enjoyed the hug. got her shoulder all wet ✌🏼🥰#fra.txt#dad just rubbing my back saying the same things#like guys how is it a surprise that ''it's always been like this'' and ''one day we'll all be dead and there'll be peace''#aren't exactly making me have heart#they try. i love them very much#i pulled back like /trying/ to be nice about it. felt all cried out anyway so i just went ''yeah i'm over it now i'm good''#if she had not insisted i wouldn't have been... as specific.... in my feedback lmao#delete later.#probably lmaoo
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#uno already calls himself daddy jokingly so i could see him being open to it 💀💀💀#evil uno#stu grayson#alex reynolds#john silver#preston vance#alan angels#anna jay#colt cabana#brandon cutler#aew#all elite wrestling#aewedit#wrestlingedit
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I went Christmas shopping for my 3-year-old nephew and got him a CAT dump truck, a Hot Wheels car with tools and whatnot, purple (his favorite color) kinetic sand, a Target shopping cart with groceries, and a Target cash register. He has grown on me, unfortunately. 😔 I guess I'll lean into the lesbian aunt thing a little bit.
#we're both autistic btw so in the beginning when he first started coming over here we were terrified of each other#i am Big and wear a mask and migraine goggles which was scary to him until he got used to it#and he is a Child which was terrifying to me fjsgdhfjfk#i once jokingly told my mom to remind him that 'auntie is more scared of you than you are of her' 💀#but here we are now#llbtspost
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My mom came back from Mexico and brought me back a gold chain 😭
#it’s thick and heavy too 💀💀💀 like mama cuánto pagaste cause I know we low key poor#I didn’t wanna take it when she handed it over#when I saw it I jokingly said oh let me take a closer look—then I tried to find the clasp jokingly to ‘steal’ it#but she was like ‘it is for you though💕’#🥺 and I was like ‘I don’t want it 😭 keep it that’s expensive’#I swear she thinks I’m high maintenance or something#I only let her hand it over if she took one of the ones I was already wearing#and she took the thinnest one 😭😭😭#she said ‘cause you’re worth more’
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dude. i just divorced two people 🧍🏻♀️
#ever since i got into law school i got fed up with them 'i finally got someone to divorce me' comments i'd always jokingly get#but here i am now. actually divorcing people and i'm—💀#mind you i wasn't supposed to take this hearing like yes i am in charge of this case but my tutor is the one who takes the hearings#and this morning she was like mon i'm giving you this hearing and i was like what 🧍🏻♀️#but yeah everything went well the judge is cool and even joked around with me and it wasn't so bad#my first divorce tho love is fucking dead :')#also i just realised i've been saying tutor all this time and the word is mentor. aNYWAY
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guys hear me out. would it be a good idea for my friend and i to make a blog where he just shares detailed story concepts (that usually, just stay concepts) so that someone could pick it up and find a better purpose for it. kind of like a writing prompts blog but not exactly?
+ you could send asks requesting prompts/ideas too!! also here's one of my friend's concepts that he made w js ONE WORD as an idea (which was "fairies") under the cut, nd lmk if y'all would like to see a blog full of that lmao
"Every magical creature goes under a type of magic, and that magic comes from a core. And who keeps these cores under check? A core fairy -- the type of fairy who checks on it, monitors it, and studies it. But then suddenly, all the cores start dying out. If the cores are lost though, all the magical creatures start fading away slowly. So the core fairies meet up and decide a group of fairies will solve the mystery, and save the world of fantasy and dreams."
#berry rambles#writeblr#writers on tumblr#creative writing#story ideas#ok for context. i Jokingly said that someone might ask him for a prompt on like#“oh idk fairies??”#AND THEN HE STARTED MAKING THAT CONCEPT 💀💀#and i said yea someone on tumblr might need these lmao????
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I am president of the Alma fan club
Looking 4 members
We have free snacks, canon and AU drawings and t-shirts
#encanto#encanto alma#alma madrigal#this is satire yall#but#also not#seriously I’ll defend her with my life#i’ll die on this hill#alma Madrigal fan club#also I jokingly called genderbend Alma Andre 3000 earlier#but like#tell me why it’s kinda growing on me 💀#y'all know that druski meme where he goes: Angela 🤓#yeah i keep saying that but I say: Andre 🤓
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post nut clarity but instead its sexual guilt and i kms 😦
#moni meowz#anywayz uriah has been hella relatable 💀#<<<not even jokingly theres genuinely somethign wrong with me let me outttt
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