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listen-to-the-inner-walrus · 1 year ago

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"It's like the actively want the bakers to fail."

Oh no. Are they giving it an ol' Food Network competition try, then?

ngl i have no idea what the food network does xhsndnskwkx but if they set ridiculous challenges that dont fit the brief of the show whilst not giving them enough time to complete the challenges and then criticise them for not leaping over the double decker bus they used instead of a hurdle then yeah, thats what they do

#fromkenari #gbbo #some of the challenges are just like im sorry did you throw the dictionary into the washing machine?#they ask them to bake a box at least once a year but like it cant just be a box #this years was make a box of chocolates as in make a decorate box made of chocolate that looks nice and then make chocolates to go in them #the technicals are always the worst though because you dont know what it will be and sure they give you a ''recipe'' and ''instructions''#but they often dont give you any timings or oven temperatures or measurements #one of them just had ''bake x'' and nothing else #in one series finale they had to make pitta bread on hot coals outside #in another challenge they said ''make a feather decoration'' instead of you know feathering so two bakers made a feather decoration #and those two bakers spoke english as a second language and were fucking penalised it fuck you paul hollywood #they also had to make sussex pond puddings which dont worry if youve never heard of it because no one has #apart from fucking prue leith apparently #they were popular in the 1700s and iirc theyre like steam suet pastries WITH A WHOLE ASS LEMON INSIDE #apparently theyre prues favourites which fuck you prue no theyre not #last year she also set ''vertical tarts'' which im still sure she made up #theyre the kind of ''deconstructed food'' shit rich people eat and pretend to love when actually theyre fucking stupid and impractical #and no one would ever choose a tart in this form because theyre just fucking stupid

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