#and no not the weed i smoke kind of drugging

[angelnumber27]

[lightyearssurrogatedaddy]

Dream worries for Ink's safety, reasonably so, that flower's a trip.

[techno-rat]

Happy loser stoner tguys emduo . for those who celebrate

[necrogfie]

(comments on a video about vapping / smoking )

'ppl act like it's hard to quit i swear'

'it's easy they just aren't trying, stop normalising addiction'

'just quit'

'y'all ain't living to 40'

i hate you.

[sergeant-catfish]

Haha wouldn't it be funny if they. If they. Smoke wead...

This is how the show Should have Ended.

[nezoriy]

what’s the etiquette of staying overnight at a place of a dude with whom you hung out a couple of times in the company, and for whom you 2 hours ago called a psychiatric ambulance, bc his wife asked your partner (who’s also the dude’s ex) to check up on him bc he’s really in crisis while she’s out of town, but your partner is almost out of town as well with his awful mom who came to visit and already made a scandal that he’s not spending time with her, so he ends up asking you, and the other person who was here has a morning shift and had to leave, so here you are keeping the dude company to ensure he’s okay 💀

[iceeericeee]

Random family member: Why do you have to be so blunt about everything?

Me: *takes a long puff from my joint* they’re just really good

[rokurookajima]

going through my #drugs file and ,,, i miss drugs they’re so funny 😔

[orcelito]

Oh tho. Despite being at a concert at a bar with easy opportunity to have drinks. I looked at the menu as if I was gonna order anything, then thought to myself, "You don't drink anymore, hon" and went "Oh, right" then just got water.

So???? Given how matter of fact that thought was, maybe I really am fully sober from alcohol now. Interesting thought.

[qeyond]

So. B and A getting super high together. B has an insanely high tolerance and A only smokes maybe once or twice a semester, if studying allows. A has a Horrible high and is super on edge and anxious, but B makes them feel really safe so they're not completely bugging out. B is just vibin' and having fun, but also being a bit of a Shit Disturber. Keeps bringing up creepypastas and A ends up sitting snuggled up super close to B on the couch with their arm around B's. A being all "heyy this is getting really scary :(" and B being like "haha, oh I'm so sorry~. We can talk about something else..." and A getting relaxed and :). But then B interjects: " So yeah... you know The Bathroom Head?" and A shoves him and is all ">:((!!!! LISTEN!!! ITS SO SCARY, OKAY!! I HATE YOU!!!" They're both laughing and it's very soft and intimate, but in a very queer found family kinda way.

[spartalabouche]

whitefang got tiny hello kitty ziplocks like this and whenever i want to take my medication (vyvanse, stimulant) later while im out i put one in one of the little ziplocks to bring it with me and i think of a dealer who would do this

[harrowharkwife]

ok yellowjackets finale SLAPPED and i stand by that

[bakugosgothhoe]

Where all my stoner moots at?

I'm about to light up for the first time in almost...a year now.

(I quit cuz I was doin too much and took a lonnnnng break and now I'm sitting here staring at my prerolls like...oh shit, hello my old friend)

Smoke with me. Take a hit in solidarity. :)

[thedaythealienscame]

had a positively divine experience last night

[joyridingmp3]

never thought I'd say this but I think i prefer alcohol to weed idk

[sonsband]

never been happier to not be Gen Z than seeing some girl who looked like 19 on the train platform today stressing out about not being able to find her vape