#and no im not going to crazy maskless parties im getting these illnesses from family

[asktheheirofslytherin]

Did COVID do you in, my Lord? Do we need to perform a gross spell to revive you? Just say the word and it will be done.

No, no, I am very much alive.

Apparently, however, my death eaters cannot seem to survive even ten days without my guidance. There are a number of... mishaps... I am in the midst of clearing up.

I shall return shortly. In the meantime, know that Lucius' hair will grow back, Travers' hand will not, and Avery is permanently banned from the threstral stables.