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onward-magic-princess-barista · 4 years ago

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Meet the Callahans

(A Barmelia self ship fanfic introducing Amelia's family)

"934 Camelot Court" Amelia instructed as Barley approached the cul de sac called Camelot Court. "So where is your house exactly?" he asked with slight confusion. "It's in the middle of the cul de sac. Only house that looks like it came from the times of old. Can't miss it" He heeded her instructions as he kept an eye out for her house until he noticed a two story mushroom house that definitely looked like it came from the times of old with the numbers "934" plastered in gold on it. Barley saw her house in awe and surprise as he proudly stated in his viking warrior prince accent "Amelia, my beloved princess, I have seemed to have located the trace of the whereabouts of your humble abode" She started to blush a flustered red and giggled at the sultry sound of his viking warrior prince accent, which had been one of the many attributes that she admired about him. As Barley parked Guinevere II in front of Amelia's house, he walked over to the passenger side and opened the passenger door as Amelia took off her seatbelt. "M'lady" Barley gestured as he gracefully bowed and offered his right hand to help her out of Guinevere II. Amelia giggled and began to blush a flustered red at the chivalrous gesture as she took his hand as he helped her out of Guinevere II. Barley cheekily took a moment to press his lips against the knuckles of her left hand as he gazed into her eyes with a lovestruck expression. "You have the most mystifying and radiant blue eyes" he replied flirtiously in his viking warrior prince accent. "Why you cheeky scandalous ruffian you" she teased in her Charlton Heston-esque Essex princess accent. Barley gestured his arm in walking arm-in-arm with Amelia. "Shall we?" "We certainly shall" she replied as she put her arm through his as they proceeded to walk arm-in-arm towards the front door. Barley knocked on the front door as he and Amelia waited patiently. No sooner when someone answered the door that an intimadating tan bulky elf who stood two inches taller than Barley glanced at him with a piercing stern look upon his face. Barley immediately became shook with fear upon the piercing stern glance that he took off his beanie and bowed in respect before him. Amelia became slightly embarrassed at her dad's "shot gun dad" notion. "Hi...DAD" she greeted while implying her slight embarrassment. "Well, if it isn't my most precious delicate young flower" Joseph greeted sweetly to his daughter. "DAAAAD!!!" "What? I just thought it's nice to see my most precious delicate young flower again..." his attention turned from Amelia to the piercing stern look at Barley, still bowing in respect towards him "...and...I assume you're the suitor that my daughter talks highly about?" he asked in an intimidatingly stern tone. Barley nervously raised his head as he put back on his beanie and immediately got back up on his feet. He immediately stuck out his right hand in offering a decent handshake "I-i-it's nice to meet you Mr...." Joseph immediately shook Barley's hand in a painfully gripping handshake "Joseph Fredrick Callahan" "Barley Lightfoot" "Ok...Barley...I'll have you know that if so much as one measly strand of hair on my precious delicate young flower's head is split in two, I will surely have your head for a trophy, do I make myself clear?" Amelia rolled her eyes in annoyance as Barley tried his hardest not to wince in pain. "Crystal" he replied while trying not to wince in pain as Joseph let go of the handshake. Just then Amelia’s mom Marissa shown up at the door. “Joseph, honey, is someone at the doo...” as she stopped short to notice Barley with her daughter. “Lemme guess, you’re Amelia’s super cute boyfriend” she teased playfully. “MOOOM...seriously?!?!?” Amelia replied much to her embarrassment. “Uh...yeah...I am. Barley Lightfoot, at your service Mrs...” “Marissa Callahan” “Marissa, I’m delighted to meet your acquaintance” Barley proudly replied in his viking warrior prince accent as he bowed and kissed her knuckles in respect. “Oh, the pleasure’s all mine. Wait a minute...Did you say you’re name’s Barley Lightfoot?

I thought you seemed familiar. How’s your mom been lately?” “She’s fine. She’s been married to our stepdad.” Barley replied with a slightly annoyed tone mentioning their stepdad Colt Bronco knowing that sometimes he can feel a bit cringed towards him at times. “Oh that’s nice. I think it’s sweet that she was able to move on after Wilden passed away. Anyway, what are we doing out here? Please do come in.” They all went in as Barley started to marvel at the interior of the house as it looked like the interior of a castle from the times of old. “Wow” “Yeah, my family’s big and fascinated on the importance of the times of old and I mean really big on the importance of the times of old that we preserve the customs and traditions of our family’s legacy” Amelia stated as she gestured to the wall where the Callahan coat of arms majestically stood with two portraits on each side. Amelia gestures to the portrait to the left of the coat of arms that shown a majestic Grecian-like king on the left and his queen on the right. She pointed to the king pictured in the portrait. “That is my 40-times great grandfather King Aydon Callahan” she then proceeds to point to the queen on the right “and that queen right there happened to be a sorceress who once saved King Aydon’s life and was betrothed to him as his queen. She’s my 40-times great grandmother Queen Edith Sparkstein Callahan.” “Wait? Your 40-times great grandmother was a sorceress?!?!? Then that must mean you have the magic gift!!!!” Barley exclaimed in excitement. “Uh...yes as a matter of fact I do” she replied sheepishly. “But...how did you know about the magic gift?” “Well, it just so happens that my little brother Ian also has the magic gift as well” he stated proudly. “So...If your 40-times great grandmother was a sorceress queen then that must make you a sorceress princess” he implied flirtatiously. Amelia began to blush a flustered red. “Oh...stop” Barley and Amelia slowly leaned in to kiss until they were cut short when Leonidas and Tyrus witnessed the moment with mischievous smirks plastered on their faces as they both began to sing “Barley and Amelia sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I...” Amelia glared at the both of them as they stopped as Barley greeted them in his viking warrior prince accent proudly “Ah, if it isn’t Lightanicus and Thundarius, Brothers of smite” “Sir Barley the Bold” Tyrus greeted back in his mighty and powerful sounding Charlton Heston-esque Essex accent. “You guys know each other?” Amelia asked in surprise. “Uh...yeah. We go over to his house every night for our Quests of Yore campaigns” Tyrus stated sarcastically. “Of course” she replied with disgust. “Is that my favorite twin sis in the world?” Sophia asked with excitement when she saw Amelia and gave her a big hug. “Sophia, I’m your only twin sister in the world.” Amelia reassured her. “I know, I just like saying you’re my favorite twin sister.” She then started to notice Barley. “So....who’s Mr. Big, Blue and Handsome?” She asked, teasing playfully. “Oh...Sophia, this is my boyfriend Barley. Barley, this is my twin sister Sophia.” Amelia replied upon introduction “Wow, Amelia he’s quite the catch” Sophia implied in a playfully teasing manner as she playfully winked. “Soooo...you two are twin sisters?” Barley asked upon surprise. “Yeah, but one way you can tell us apart is that I have dimples and Amelia doesn’t” Sophia stated. “Ugh, mom, do I have to?” “Katrina Everhilde Callahan, I expect you to be on your best behavior for your sister and her boyfriend” Katrina was far from impressed when she saw Barley. “Soooo...I’m guessing you’re my sister’s mushy boyfriend and I bet you call each other gross mushy pet na...” Marissa glared at her with a stern look. “...that I am really excited to see that my sister has a boyfriend” Katrina begrudgingly said while faking a smile through gritted teeth. Tyrus let out a stifled laugh as Katrina socked him in the arm. “So Barley will you be staying with us for dinner? We’re more than happy to have you.” Marissa offered. “Uh...sure. I’ll be more than happy to stay...”

he then glanced over at Amelia with a devilishly flirtatious glance “...especially when it’s with my beloved princess” he cooed flirtatiously as he pressed his lips against hers as Katrina rolled her eyes in disgust. “Wonderful, it will be ready in just a bit” Marissa replied with excitement. Soon it was dinner time as the table was set like a royal feast much to the Callahan custom upbringing. “Sooo...Barley...have you actually been on an actual quest?” Leonidas asked with interest. “Well, I’m glad you mentioned it Leonidas because Ian and I once went on an actual quest and we almost gotten ourselves met in the face of death by a Gelatinous Cube.” “Wait...you’re saying you’ve actually encountered an actual Gelatinous Cube?!?!?” Leonidas asked surprisingly as Tyrus done a spit take in surprise. “Wait...what’s a Gelatinous Cube exactly?” Amelia asked. “Uh...it’s only the most giant lethal glowing green cube that’s known to disintegrate anything and anyone it touches” Tyrus stated. “Aaah...I see...thank you captain obvious ” Amelia stated with sarcasm as her brother looked at her with annoyance. She couldn’t help but notice that her dad was still glaring at Barley that she couldn't help but break the ice on the situation. "Um...Dad I'm sure you'll be happy to know that Barley succeded in protesting to preserve a historal fountain landmark" Amelia stated proudly. "Oh? Is that so?" Barley sheepishly rubbed the back of his head. "Uh...heh heh...yeah I'm known to have a history of "protest quests" "Well, clearly I'm quite impressed that you're a man of superb integrity" Joseph stated proudly. "Hey, dad, I'm sure you've already aware of his dad Wilden Lightfoot" Amelia hinted. "Ah, yes, he was indeed my most dearest friend. I can see that his eldest son inherits his charisma and integrity" he complimented. "Oh...thank you" Barley said, appreciating the compliment. "Say, Barley, I happen to be an expert in the art of being a bladesmith recreating many swords from the days of old. Perhaps after dinner I can show you my workshop." Joseph offered. "Oh wow... I'd love to" Barley replied with excitement. After dinner, Joseph showed Barley to his bladesmith workshop. "This is the sword that once belonged to King Aydon Callahan, and this once belonged to Lord McGracklin..." "And this?" Barley asked noticing a special sword with a platinum crystallized handle and a Phoenix Gem orange colored sheath complete with the Celtic tri symbol that reminded him of his dad. "This...this is my most prized possession. This happened to be the sword that I, as an apprentice, once made for your father as a birthday present for him when he was just a boy of sixteen. When word came to me that he passed, I swore to myself that I will forevermore fight to the death for him." He glanced gently over to Barley "My daughter is lucky to have you as her worthy suitor. I am forevermore grateful to give you my blessing, but however I must warn you that if a single strand of hair was split in two..." "...I will face the wrath of your beheading" Barley reminded him in an uneasy tone. Joseph expressed a gentle smile and gave Barley a gentle reassuring pat on the back. Later, Barley and Amelia stood outside her house as he was about ready to leave. "I'm so glad you got to meet my family. I really appreciate it." Amelia complimented. Barley cupped Amelia's face in his hands as he drew closer to her. "Well...it was worth it... especially for you, my beloved princess" he replied flirtiously in a soft spoken tone as he gently pressed his lips against hers in a sensationally satisfying kiss. As they slowly parted from the kiss, Barley bid her farewell in his viking warrior prince accent by saying "Parting is such sweet sorrow, my beloved princess, but I must bid you farewell until our paths cross again once more" "Indeed, as I also bid you farewell until our paths cross again once more" Amelia replied in her Charlton Heston-esque Essex princess accent. She watched as Barley got into Guinevere II as he drove out of the cul de sac as she stared with a dreamy lovestruck

expression on her face with two hands on her heart as she made her way back inside her house.

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noonaduck · 5 years ago

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The puppet in the painting

Pairing: BTS Yoongi x reader Genre: Halloween special, oneshot,horror(?),Supernatural au,marionette au, smut, angst Warnings: Umm sex, oral (forr mallleee), mild bondage/marionette play Words: 7108 A/N: Aaand its out. I hope you enjoy my attempt to write something different. I’m not 100% happy with this but I decided that it is good as I am able to write it. HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Since you were little you were excited and scared to visit your grandfather from your father's side. Your family was from old money and you could see that from the clothes you wore and behavior you were expected to follow. Your grandfather lived in big mansion in middle of woods next to deep lake. During the day the mansion looked peaceful and serene but during the night the shadows turned long and the water seemed dark and ominous. Your grandmother had died before you were able to meet her and only memory of her was huge painting in the mansion's entrance hall. She was a proud woman with straight posture and emotionless face. In the picture she held an old marionette who was wearing a black and white costume with a matching hat. His face was painted with white and his lips and cheeks were colored with black. The doll's bright red hair and brown plastic eyes were in big contrast with his black and white outfit. The puppet was as emotionless as your grandmother, maybe even bored looking. The puppet's string were hanging loosely from it's arms and streamed down to your grandmothers heavy dress. The painting was always something that mesmerized and scared you at the same time. The reason for the puppet being in the picture was beyond of your knowing and every time you asked about it your grandfather turned silent and even your parents didn't know the reason but neither seemed to care.

You could clearly remember the night way back when you were seven because the memory caused shivers to run in your spine. The storm was hitting hard and you could hear the wind howling and whipping the old windows outside. The rain was pouring so hard that you weren't able to see anything if you made the mistake looking out of the window. The moon and the stars has decided to hide on that night and only light in the sky was occasional flashes piercing the darkness. The storm wasn't the reason for you being awake in middle of night, in fact you found the storm quite beautiful. The minor reason for you being awake was the thirst that had woken you up. You were sleeping alone in big room which was meant for you to use every time you visited your grandfather. The room was in the third floor of the mansion and so in highest, if you didn't count the attic. Your grandfather's and parents' room was one below you so you were basically alone. You get up from your huge canopy bed and seek the bedside lamp with your small hands. When you are able to locate the light you turn it on with soft click and dim light flows into the room. The furniture in the room is way too stiff for a seven years old. Big dark mahogany table is pushed against the left wall and tall chair is paired with it. Your bed doesn't have a sing of you being a child, there is no ponies on your bed sheets, instead plain light purple patterns covers your bed. The walls are grey with dark shapes which almost look like a smoke and the lighting in the room is creating tall shadows on the walls. The wooden floor is cold under your feet when you start to walk towards the door on opposite wall of your bed and window. You weave between your toys on the floor which are only sign that a child lives in the room and turn the knob carefully. You don't want to make a sound even you know that there isn't a danger of waking anyone up. The hallways are dark but you remember your way by the memory so the navigation isn't that difficult. The rug on the hallways is ruff under your feet and you wish that you would have sworn some slippers but you did not want to turn back, your throat was dry and itching. Another flash illuminates the sky and you can see the thunder rolling clearly from the hallway windows. You finally reach the staircase and begin to climb down the stairs. You know where you need to step more lightly to avoid the old wood creaking. Now you have reached the second floor where your family is sleeping and your movements gets more careful. You glance towards their rooms but nothing but silence greets you. You knew that if your parents or even grandfather knew you were up this late you would get scolding. You start to move again and you reach the first floor quickly. The entrance hall isn't completely dark, old wall lights creates a small glow in the room. Every time you were in this big space your attention would automatically drawn towards the painting like you were under a spell. You see your grandmother sitting again on her seat looking all high and mighty with the puppet on her... wait where is the puppet? You rub your eyes and look back up again and the puppet is nowhere to be seen, instead your grandma's arms are tightly on her lap. Everything else is the same except the missing doll. Small scream escapes your lips and you hurry to cover your mouth with shaky hand. Feeling of being watched takes over you and you look back towards the stairs, maybe your parents has woken up and found you missing from your bed. There is no one and your eyes turn slowly back towards the painting of your grandmother. The puppet has returned to its place. Did you imagine the whole thing? No, you were sure that the puppet was gone. You had lost your will to drink water and you decide to return to your room. You never told anybody what you saw or what you think you saw because surely they would think you would be insane, even in your age you knew that it was wiser to keep your mouth shut.

present day You watched how the taxi drove away and left you on the doorsteps of your grandfathers house. You were wearing warm wool coat over your knee length black dress and on your hand was a heavy suitcase. You had come to visit your grandfather after his health has gotten worse. Doctors were sure that he didn't have many years left. You walk up the wide stairs and press the old door bell which lets rattling noise. Soon hurried steps comes towards the door and a handsome young man opens the door. You have never seen him before and look him surprised. He is wearing black straight pants and white button up shirt. His light brown hair is pushed backwards and pair of round glasses is covering his bright brown eyes. When he sees you wide dimpled smile rises to his face. ''Uh, hi. I'm looking for my grandfather.'' You tell awkwardly. ''I guessed that much, I'm Namjoon your grandfathers care taker. Please come in.'' The man tells and steps away from the door. By your surprise every where is white sheets covering the furniture and the floors seems to be in need of dusting. The image is so far from your childhood memories that you blink for a few times. ''After your grandfather fired everyone else except me it has been hard to keep the place clean.'' Namjoon tells apolitically. ''What? Why he would do such a thing?'' You ask confused and put your suitcase on the floor while Namjoon shuts the front door.

''It's beyond me, the only reason that I'm still here is that he can't survive alone. Speaking of your grandfather he is waiting you at the living room. You can leave your bag by the stairs, I will take it to your room later.'' Namjoon tells and begins to walk towards your grandfather's location. You do as he says and hurry after him. Even tough this isn't your first visit at least five years has passed from your last stay. When you arrive in to the living room you find your grandpa sitting on heavy armchair covered in blankets. A tube is on his face going to his nose and its connected to oxygen tank. Last time when you saw your grandfather he still had black hair left, now the grey has taken over his hair and his wrinkles has deepened and got more visible. His dark eyes brightens up when he sees you. ''Y/N, its so good to see you. Come here my child so I can see you better.'' He says with raspy voice and you go to stand in front of his chair. Your grandfather has always been strict but under his actions love was always visible even more than with your parents behavior. Your grandfather excepted you always be polite in your doings and walk your back straight and chin held high. You had been so relived when your parents had split up five years ago and you were left live with your mom. All they had done was fight behind closed doors but for the outside world they showed nothing more than perfection and flawless family. Even when you were alone with your mom she wasn't more affectionate, you were a grown woman already after all. You had lost contact with your father's side relatives after your parents divorce and were surprised when your grandfather send you a letter requesting you to visit. Of course your mother was against it but what she could to her adult daughter? Nothing except ignore her like a child. ''Hey grandfather, I missed you.'' You tell with soft smile and take his fragile hands in to yours. ''I missed you do, its been too long. You have already met Namjoon, he is here take care of me.'' ''And to learn from the best writer of all the time.'' Namjoon adds with grin and your grandfather chuckles lightly but soon his laugh turns into coughs and Namjoon hurries to give water to your grandfather putting the glass on his lips. You look worriedly your grandfather when he takes a long gulp of water and his coughing calms. Your grandfather has indeed made a career worth of mentioning, his books has sold over million copies even when his writing career has been just a hobby for him, he really didn't have to work to be able to live comfortably. ''Are you okay?'' You ask worriedly and Namjoon puts the glass away. ''I'm fine, I'm fine. Don't worry about me.'' Your grandfather dismisses your worries. ''So I heard that you have fired all your staff, why is that?'' You ask worriedly and your grandpa frowns. ''They were on the way and did not do anything right. I decided that I'm better without them. All those gossiping servants were good for nothing.'' He huffs. ''But you kept Namjoon.'' You add confused and glance the man in question. ''Only because I refused to leave and camped on the yard for few days.'' Namjoon tells and you feel quite grateful towards the man. ''Luckily I did so because soon after that Henry's state got much worse and he is barely able to do anything...'' ''Enough, don't tell your tales to my granddaughter.'' Your grandpa interrupts Namjoon's story. ''Why didn't I know anything about this?'' Quilt about being away for five years was eating you alive. During the time of your parents divorce you were still underage and now in age of twenty-three you felt guilty that you hadn't visited as soon as you turned eighteen. Because I did not want you or your father worry for nothing.'' Your grandpa tells and takes his hands away from yours. ''You must be tired. I have asked Namjoon to prepare your old room for you, go there and rest. We have plenty of time to talk later.'' He adds and you sigh. You knew it was useless to argue with your grandfather, it was like talking to walls. ''Follow me then, I ques''Namjoon says and you obey him without word. When you return to the entrance hall your eyes slides to the painting, you can't miss it because its right in front of your eyes when you enter, and cold chills runs on your spine. Namjoon doesn't seem to notice your discomfort and picks your suitcase from the floor starting to walk up the stairs. You notice the addition of small elevator chair installed on the stairs so the steps would be easier to handle for your grandfather. You follow Namjoon in silence you don't know what to say to him after all he was stranger to you and neither Namjoon doesn't seem to need of filling the space with meaningless chitchat. When you walk along the hallways you notice that all the paintings on the walls are also covered in white sheets which makes it more strange that the painting in the entrance hall was on display. Still you decide against commenting against it and you finally reach the door of your room. ''Here we are. I hope that you like it, I uh did my best while cleaning.'' Namjoon says and opens the door without much ceremony. Everything is like you remember except the lack of toys of course. ''Seems clean to me.'' You tell and Namjoon lets relieved sigh out of his lips. ''Um, if you need anything come to find me. My room is on opposite of Henry's.'' Namjoon tells and leaves without other goodbyes. When you are finally alone you take of your jacket and shoes and fall to your bed with loud thud. Your grandfather was right after all, you were feeling tired. Your eyes were quick to close and you drifted in to dreamland. ~ You spend as much time as you could with your grandfather and get to know Namjoon better along the way. You learn that he comes from middle classed family and he has been always big fan of your grandfather's and he was the reason for Namjoon starting to write. Namjoon had send one of his short stories to your grandfather to read but not expecting nothing much in return. He told that he was speechless when his idol has wrote him back and even wanted to meet him. Soon Namjoon become student of your grandfathers and rest was history. Namjoon was kind and caring by nature and even without being asked has taken over of taking care of your aging grandparent. Namjoon had told that he didn't miss his boring office work in buzzing city and quite enjoyed the quiet and peace of the mansions location. Your respect towards him grow day by day. You were sitting in the living room on the evening and Namjoon tried to teach you how to play chess. Your grandfather had gone to sleep long time ago so you were alone. The night was same as any regular night and it was only a coincidence that Halloween has arrived. You weren't big fan of Halloween, in fact you hated everything scary. Your grandfather had said that he was too old for Halloween and neither Namjoon didn't seem to care about the festival.

''This is hopeless.'' You sigh when once again Namjoon is able to topple your king.

''Don't say that, with some practice I'm sure that you will be a great chess player.'' Namjoon assures and flashes quick smile to you. ''It's easy for you to say that.'' You huff. ''You are basically genius.'' ''pfft, I'm far form it. Being book smart wont take you far.'' ''Whatever you say.'' You roll your eyes for the man opposite of you. ''Do you want to do something else then?'' Namjoon asks arching his brow and you shake your head. ''Nah, its pretty late. I think that I take a bath and go to sleep.'' You say while yawn escapes your mouth. ''Okay, sleep well.'' Namjoon says and picks up a book which he has been reading. ''I will go soon to bed as well.'' You tell your goodnights and head out of the room. You avoid watching the painting while you climb up the stairs and when you reach the third floor you walk straight to bathroom opposite of your room. The bathroom is old looking and big bronze bathtub is located in middle of it. You take your clothes of and put them on the bench in the room and turn the tabs open. The bathtub is so old that there is two tabs, one for cold and another for hot water. it takes quite some time to find right temperature but when you do you hum happily. You wait the tub filling while sifting from one foot to another impatiently. The floor tiles felt cool under your feet and you regretted taking your clothes of before the tub was ready. When the tub is full of steaming water you climb in and sigh happily when the hot water caress your skin. For a while you just enjoy yourself and let the warmth surround you. When the water is turning cooler you finally begin to wash your hair while singing with low voice. You were actually quite shy with your singing voice and only sang if you were sure that no one was around. You close your eyes and rinse your shampooed hair when you open your eyes again you scream. You see pair of glowing brown eyes staring you from the mirror. The bathroom door slams open and worried looking Namjoon steps inside. ''Y/N whats wrong, are you okay I heard screaming and- oh um you are naked great, shit.'' Namjoon rambles and hurries to cover his eyes. You feel embarrassed and shaken at the same time and hurry to cover yourself with your arms. ''I saw pair of glowing eyes in the mirror.'' You tell with shaky voice. ''wait how you are even here? I thought that you were going to read.'' You add quickly. ''I was going to give you the book which you wanted to read while I remembered it and when I was walking to your room I heard screaming and wait- did you say you saw pair of eyes? Are you sure?'' Namjoon says all this while covering his eyes. ''I'm quite sure. Do you mind to turn around so I can get up from the tub.'' You ask. ''Yes of course, I wont even peek. But are you sure about what you saw? Maybe the Halloween made you imagine things.''' Namjoon continues to speak while facing the wall and you climb from the tub and put a robe around you. ''I'm all covered now.'' You tell and Namjoon returns to look at you again. He can't deny the fact that you look beautiful even in your bathrobe H/C hair soaked and face bare from make up. The fact that he saw more that he was supposed didn't help him surpass the feeling. Namjoon felt the need to please you so he decided to agree with you even if he didn't believe you. ''So can you tell me what the eyes looked like?'' Namjoon asks curiously and tries to avoid staring your particular body parts. You are completely ignorant of Namjoon's little crush to you and the eyes were still haunting you so you didn't even notice his lingering looks. ''Well, they were brown and glowed unnatural light.'' You tell hesitantly. ''Do you have any idea where those eyes came from?'' Namjoon asks also hesitating and even you start to doubt yourself. Maybe you were just too jumpy and overreacting. ''Maybe you are right, I'm imagining things.'' You admit and hug yourself. ''Thank you for coming to look that I was okay.'' ''Its no problem. Um, do you want that I stay with you tonight or are you okay by yourself?'' Namjoon asks and feels his cheeks heating from his suggestion. He secretly hoped that you would say yes. ''There is no need, thanks. I can manage. So Can I have that book now?'' You ask glancing the book still in Namjoon's hands. ''Yes sure, of course. If you need me just give me a call.'' Namjoon says and hands the book to you disappointed. You smile happily and wave to Namjoon by your bedroom door when he disappears to the stairs. You put the book away and change in to loose white top and silk shorts which you use when you sleep. Even when you close your eyes you can see the glowing eyes in your mind. ~ You wake up for a strange feeling. You can't quite pinpoint what it is but suddenly the room feels much colder than usual. You shiver and pull your blanket higher up to your shin scanning around your room. You see nothing out of place, just darkness creating its shadows. You glance to the left and to the right for one more time for good measure and your eyes stop on the figure standing next to your bed on your right side. You open your mouth ready to scream when a clothed hand comes to cover your lips. You look up horrified and see the familiar glowing eyes greeting you- ''Shh everything is okay.'' You hear a low male voice saying. You can't see him clearly because of the darkness but you are already shaking. ''Who are you? what you want from me?'' You ask with scared voice and squeeze your blanket tightly in your hands. ''I have been watching you Y/N for a long time now. I Assure that I'm not here to hurt you.'' The figure tells and suddenly small light appears in to the room. He had turned your nightstand lamp on so you could see him better. It was the puppet from the painting. He was wearing same black and white outfit as in the painting and his red hair was bright under his hat. His face was lacking details except the black lips and blush. When the puppet sees you looking him with so scared face he reaches to his face and to your surprise removes a mask covering it. You haven't even known he wore any it was fitting on his face like a second skin. Underneath of the mask was revealed a beautiful man with pale skin, slightly ajar brown eyes and and plump light pink lips. ''Who are you?'' You repeat still shaken despite his more humane look. ''Your grandmother called me Suga but my true name is Yoongi.' The puppet tells flashing gummy smile. Without asking your permission hi sits in the end of your bed and crosses his legs. ''In every Halloween the curtain between a living and the spirit world is at it thinnest and I'm able to leave my prison to roam free.'' He continues picking his nails lazily even if they are covered with gloves. ''You said prison, are you dangerous?'' You ask and hope that you could back more but you are already against your bedpost. Yoongi looks up and something sifts in his eyes. ''I'm not. I haven't been in long time.'' Then he grins happily. ''Can you tell me why you are trapped in my grandmothers painting then?'' You ask meanwhile you begun to slightly relax despite your unusual visitor. ''I'm a spirit formed by darkness. Long time ago a powerful witch summoned me to be his familiar, a companion of sorts, and I was bind to them. The witch was powerful as she was gruel. Nothing could stop her and she enjoyed feeding from the fear caused by her actions. I didn't care what we did as long as it brought me a pleasure. After few years of our rampage a coven of powerful witches decided to end our time of terror. They burned the witch on stake and captured me into the canvas. Originally your grandmother wasn't even in the painting. She found the piece from the attic of this house when she was on her twenties and somehow ended up loving it or should I say me. How I ended up in the attic is still mystery to me, one day I just woke up and saw dust and spider webs all around me. I had already spend quite a time in the canvas and I got curious about your grandmother who was always admiring me. So on the Halloween after our first meeting I left the painting and confronted her. You can believe that she was scared like you are now when I talked to her for a first time. Year after that I visited her again, she hadn't get rid of my picture which made me surprised by the way and this time she was prepared. She wanted to help me out of the painting but sadly it wasn't that easy. I'm only able to roam free on Halloween.'' Yoongi ends his story while he shrugs his shoulders. ''How my grandmother ended up into your painting then?'' ''Well after she died your grandfather ordered a painter add her in to my picture, after all I was her favorite thing.'' Yoongi chuckles. ''What if the canvas are destroyed?'' You ask out of curiosity. Yoongi's face turns into serious mask. ''I'll die.'' Your own face fells as well and Yoongi leans towards you on your bed. He is so close that you can feel his cold breath on your skin. Your body goes stiff but it relaxes again when Yoongi swipes a curl of hair away from your face. Yoongi gives you little more space and withdraws further in your bed but is still closer than before. ''I have lived a long life and if I'm going to meet my end I'm not regretting anything. Specially after I have met your grandmother and now you.'' Yoongi assures and takes his gloves of. Your eyes widens when you see his fingers, his joints are unnatural and indeed look like ones that belongs to a doll. You can see the small nails in his fingers. You let small gasp out of your mouth and Yoongi smiles in amusement for your reaction. ''Quite ugly, aren't they? '' He asks and waves his fingers in front of your face. ''I wouldn't say that they are ugly, just quite different.'' You hurry to assure. By Yoongi's and your's surprise you take his right hand to yours and give small peeks to his knuckles. You could swear that you saw a small blush cover the puppets cheeks while he stays still letting you do how you please. Your curiosity has taken over and its your turn to lean closer to his face. ''Can I touch you?'' You ask your hand hovering right above his cheek. Yoongi nods for an answer and you press your fingers gently on his cheeks. His skin feels unnatural under your finger tips, its like you are touching a wax, the feeling isn't unpleasant but its quite odd. You follow shape of his nose with your index finger and then slide to corner of his lips. Yoongi's breathing has turned more rapid and sound of it is filling the quiet room. When you slide your finger along curves of his lips his mouth turns into small smirk. ''Bold aren't we?'' He mumbles against your hand and you pull away. ''I didn't meant that you have to stop.'' Yoongi takes your hand and leans to you pressing his lips against yours. For a moment you both just stay still looking at each other. Yoongi's lips are like a velvet against yours and you want more. You start to move your lips slowly against his like asking questions that only he can answer. Soon Yoongi pulls you closer to him and answers to your pleas with his lips. Soon your hands find his neck and you tug gently his neck hair. Yoongi moans softly and squeezes your sides which causes you to moan as well. You part away panting and when you meet Yoongi's eyes you can see the lust swirl around then. You are feeling the same and you have no idea where the feelings came from you were never usually this easy to be thrilled. Something about this puppet has completely enchanted you and you can't wait to have some more. Yoongi examines you with wonder, your mind is somewhere far away while small smile lingers on your lips. ''What are you thinking?'' Yoongi pulls you back to present with his words. Instead of answering you lean towards him once more and pull him back to heated kiss. This time Yoongi pulls your blanket away from you so he has a better access to your body and soon his cold fingers are roaming under your top. When he squeezes your left breast in his palm a gasp leaves your mouth which he swallows with his own. Yoongi parts from your lips and you hurry to chase him with yours which leads him to let loud chuckle out of his mouth. You look with wide eyes when the shadows around Yoongi begins to thicken and soon tentacles formed from shadows escape from his finger tips and curls up around your wrist. ''What are you-?'' You open your mouth to speak but Yoongi interrupts you by moving his hands like a puppeteer and your arms combined by shadows begun to obey his commands. The puppet has become the master. Your hands move without your own control and you pull your top over your head tossing it on the side while you are in state of lust and confusion. You can't lie you feel also little bit of scared. Your hands doesn't obey you when you try to cover your revealed breast and Yoongi looks them with hunger.

When Yoongi notices your scared face his face softens. ''Tell me if you want me to stop and I leave and won't bother you again but if you want me to stay I will make you the most prettiest marionette that has ever existed.'' He says and the hold of your wrists loosens and you can move your hands freely once again. You are torn between fear and lust and glance from your bare breast to Yoongi's assuring face and you make your choice. ''Make me yours.'' You say and hungry look returns to his features. ''As you wish.'' Yoongi grumbles and soon your hands are moving again on their own accord controlled by Yoongi's shadows. Your right hand begins to roam over your breasts and pinches your nipples quickly. You gasp the feeling so foreigner and so familiar coming from your own fingers but not by your own demands. After pinching your breasts your right hand begins to roll your right nipple between its index fingers and tugs it gently. You can feel how the nipple hardens under your touch. Your other hand hurries to give the same treatment to your other breast and small moan of appreciation leaves Yoongi's lips. Your hands stop their actions and stills on your sides and you look Yoongi confused, why did he denied your pleasure? You get your answer when Yoongi takes your breast into his mouth and bites it gently. Small hiss of air leaves your lips and you are so focused to Yoongis actions on your breast that you don't notice the new shadows creeping towards your ankles. Yoongi is still toying with your breast licking and sucking both of them that when your legs open wider without you telling them to do so you are taken by surprise. Yoongi backs of your breast with loud bop and backs away again. Your hands are yanked up above your head by the cords made of shadows and Yoongi moves to sit between your opened legs. His hands reaches to your shorts and with one quick pull you are left only with your black underwear. ''You looks so good your legs open and hands above your head. I can't wait to ruin you.'' Yoongi tells and his eyes trails towards your clothed core where small spot of your wetness has already formed. You were sure that your face would be bright red by now if you were able to blush. You let out small complaining whine when Yoongi trails small path over your clothed core. You try to tug your arms against your restraints but it is useless. ''Yoongi please.'' You beg him, you really want to touch him. ''Everything good will come to you if you are patient.'' Yoongi hums and slaps your pussy so unexpectedly that the sound registers before the sting mixed with pleasure. You hiss in pain and wiggle your hips when your insides pulses by his actions. Yoongi doesn't give you much time to recover and he slaps your pussy again. This time you moan for his actions and you can see Yoongi licking his lips. Before you even realize your panties are gone and Yoongi is examining your glistering core with interest. The room is silent and Yoongi isn't moving and that is making you impatient. ''Yoongi...''Your words are replaced with moan when he inserts one of his fingers inside of your heat and begins to move it slowly around your hole. You watch with interest when Yoongi begins to flex his finger inside of you and it feels so good. Yoongi ads his thump in to mix and presses your sensitive button with it while he does circular motions around it. You are truly at his mercy. Yoongi's eyes burns like a fire when he examines your reactions caused by his actions on your body. Your mouth has left hanging open and you have creased your eyebrows together. For a while Yoongi just continues with his slow and torturous space and you get an idea. ''Please, let me suck you of.'' You beg hoping that he release your body from its trap. Yoongi catches the bait and stops his actions. ''How I can refuse after such an offer?'' He grins and your hands falls to your lap, you are free again. Yoongi backs towards the end of the bed and motions you to come closer. You obey him while your eyes are drawn towards his pants and visible bulge. ''You know its unfair that you are still dressed and I'm completely bare.'' You comment dryly when you seat yourself between his legs. ''Indeed, where is my manners.'' Yoongi grins and begins to open his shirt's buttons slowly while you drool when slowly more skin is revealed. Yoongi shakes his shirt away from his shoulders and you realize that rest of his joints are unnatural as well like a doll's, who he is. You don't let it to stop you and put your hands to his chest. Yoongi's body is slim and as creamy colored as his face. You could admire your doll for eternity. ''As much as I enjoy this you made me a promise.'' Yoongi reminds you and your hands finds their way to his pants button. You bop the button open and his hard member springs free, he isn't wearing any underwear and you gasp admiring his hard shaft. His dick is long and curves slightly from its end and its already leaking with white substance. You lick his tip slowly to test waters and small hiss leaves Yoongi's lips. ''I don't like to be teased.'' Yoongi grunts and you roll your eyes. Who was the one teasing just seconds ago? ''Did you just roll your eyes to me?'' ''Um, no?'' You deny and Yoongi takes grip of your hair. ''You are even lying? Tsk, open your mouth baby doll.'' Yoongi commands and you do as he says. Use of the nickname to you makes you squeeze your legs together and Yoongi doesn't miss that. ''Oh so you like to be called a baby doll, how suiting. Well baby doll don't just stare at me with that pretty mouth open and get to work'' You hollow your cheeks and start to work around his tip and slowly lowering yourself on his member taking more of him into your warm mouth. You start to suck his dick and put your hand around the part where your mouth can't reach. As a reward you see Yoongi closing his eyes and biting his lip while his hand is still resting on top of your head. You bop your head up and down and drink Yoongi's emotions with your eyes. Yoongi tightens the grip of your hair and pushes your head lower which makes you gag around his length. You back of from his dick while stream of saliva is connecting you lips and his angry red tip. Yoongi opens his eyes slowly and looks at you displeased. ''Maybe we have truly just been delaying the main course.'' He says with low voice and quickly pushes you on your back. Surprised gasp leaves your mouth when Yoongi spears your legs open and thrust in to your hole without warning still wearing his pants. Yoongi doesn't go slow, oh no after you just left him hanging he has decided to destroy you. He slides easily in and out of you while slick wet noises fills the room. Yoogis hand finds your breasts and he squeezes them both while he pounds in to you without mercy. ''I thought that my baby doll was going to give me a good old fashioned blowjob but no, as soon as she got little too much into pretty mouth of hers she backs of. Maybe you aren't such a good slut after all.' 'Yoongi tells with grunt and his fingers finds your clit. ''What a disappointment.'' He adds but at the same time he rubs your clit between his thump and index finger. You know that he isn't really meaning his words based to that his dick is still deeply buried inside of you and his balls are slapping against your ass. You feel how the knot is tightening in your lower belly and series of small moans leaves your lips. You are now more happy than ever that you are only one living in the third floor. Yoongi slows down and pulls out his member still hard and this time you moan for a loss. ''Be a good girl and get on your hands and knees.'' He tells and you follow eagerly. You get in to the position and Yoongi's hard member is soon entering again to your waiting hole. ''Look at you, you are making such a mess you are dripping all over your sheets.'' He tells and begins to move again. What he is saying is true and you can feel how your juices are dripping along your legs. In the new position Yoongi is able to hit deeper than before and soon you feel him hitting that one particular spot inside of you which makes you tick. ''Ri-right there.'' You moan and Yoongi points his thrust to the spot over and over again. ''I'm so close.'' You warn feeling the familiar tightness again in your guts. ''Come for me my doll.'' Yoongi whispers to your ear and pinches your nipple. it is all that you need and you feel yourself shaking and you aren't able to hold yourself up anymore. You fall on your bed and black out Yoongi still inside of you. Yoongi doesn't care about this and chases his release and comes soon with low moan. Yoongi exists you slowly and turns you around gently watching how your mixed liquids slides out of you. ''Thank you doll.'' He whispers and reaches to your nightstand to pick up his mask and puts it to your blacked out face. ''We will meet soon in the painting.'' With a flicker of lights you and him disappear from your bed and all there is left is messy bed sheets and silence. ~ When Namjoon walks down the stairs in next morning his steps freezes when he sees the familiar painting. Instead of one creepy doll on your grandmother's lap there is now two. A girl with a black and white dress and emotionless face is holding hand of another puppet. Something about the girls posture and H/C hair resembles him of someone who he knows... Suddenly he realizes it. ''Y/N'' He yells and starts to run up the stairs. Namjoon doesn't slow down until he reaches your door and slams it open without knocking. There is no trace of you, all your belongings at their place. Only thing that is of its place is the messed bed sheets. Namjoon turns on his heels and runs this time towards Henry's room. This time he remembers to knock but won't wait for an answer. Henry looks Namjoon surprised from his newspaper and when he sees Namjoon's panicked face his own face hardens. ''Whats wrong?'' He demands while Namjoon tries to pick himself together. ''Y/N is gone and the painting.. its its.. there is now two dolls.'' Namjoon rambles and Henry's breathing turns more rapid. ''I knew I should have burnt that dam painting but I was too selfish.'' He tells with agitated voice. Namjoon hurries next to Henry's bed and takes his mentor's hand into his. ''Breath, breath. Just like that.'' Namjoon calms his mentor while his breathing evens back to normal. ''The painting, its cursed. First it take my wife and now it took my granddaughter. only reason for it still hanging on the wall is that my wife is trapped there.'' Henry continues with painted voice. ''So you are saying that its not picture about your wife but that it is your wife?'' Namjoon asks slowly. ''Yes and we won't ever get them back. ''Henry's words are followed by loud coughing and his hands reaches his throat. Henry's body rises up from the bed and slam down. He doesn't move again and his eyes are left open looking into nothingness. Namjoon's panicked face falls and satisfied smirk covers his lips. ''Are we done here?'' A voice comes from the open doorway and Namjoon glances up seeing bored looking Yoongi. ''Yeah, I think we are. You did well.'' Namjoon tells and evil smirks rises to Yoongi's lips. ''Anything for you master.'' He tells and bows to the warlock who now rules over him. ''I hope that my mother can now rest in peace.'' He tells and leaves the room followed by his puppet. ''I'm sure that she is, after all his little boy is all grown up now.'' Yoongi tells and Namjoon hums in agreement. Do you still remember that powerful witch who Yoongi talked about? Well she was Namjoon's mother and you can ques that Namjoon isn't any regular office worker but something more powerful and ancient. When the two men arrives to the entrance hall Namjoon glances towards the painting seeing the new doll taken the place in the woman's lap. Now the doll is crying black tears streaming down her cheeks. ''You really can't choose your ancestors. Still what a shame, she was pretty.'' Yoongi nods in agreement and with a puff of smoke they leave the manor behind of them.

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leirathemartian · 6 years ago

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Am I too old for tag lists? :P

@raesand tagged me and I’m kind of in a procrastinating depression funk, so why not.

basics what’s your name ➔ Hayley do you have a nickname ➔ nope, although a lot of people call me Leira do you have a middle name ➔ mmm too much sharing do you like your name ➔ It’s ok do people often mispronounce your name ➔ No, but they almost always misspell it do you like the meaning of your name ➔ Well. The Anglo-Saxon meaning is pretty boring (”hay meadow”) but when I was a kid I was told/had a cross-stitch thing that said it meant “Lover of the sea” and I really like that. when is your birthday ➔ 11/22 how old are you ➔ 25 do you like your age ➔ Honestly, I don’t know. Every age has its pros and cons, I guess. I miss not being as stressed when I was a teenager, but I haaated high school. So, I don’t know. It’s stressful because I’m working on graduating and then I’ll have to get a job and be, like, a real adult and shit. what’s your zodiac sign ➔ Scorpio/Sagittarius cusp apparently

appearance what’s your hair colour ➔ Light brown/dark blonde is your current hair colour your natural hair colour ➔ Sort of, but the ends are bright blond do you dye your hair ➔ Yeah every so often I enjoy changing it up do you have natural highlights ➔ I did when my hair was long enough for it to absorb sun before I cut it off when was the last time you had a haircut ➔ A couple months. I need one, badly, lol what length is your hair right now ➔ Longish pixie do you have straight, wavy or curly hair ➔ Wavy/curly do you have frizzy hair ➔ 100%. It’s better than when it was long, though do you use a curling iron ➔ No do you use a hair straightener ➔ No do you braid your hair ➔ Sometimes. Used to all the time when it was long what’s your eye colour ➔ blue do your eyes change colour ➔ lol no

do you wear contacts ➔ Only when I’m dressed up/being active if so, do you use colour contacts or regular contacts ➔ Regular do you wear glasses ➔ Indeed do you have naturally long eyelashes ➔ Mmmm not really do you wear braces ➔ Nope do you have dimples ➔ Nope do you have moles ➔ All of them do you have outstanding cheekbones ➔ Lol no my face is too round to have outstanding features. I also have no chin. do you have freckles ➔ Yes indeedy do you have piercings ➔ 8, all in my ears. Two lobe piercings, helix, daith, tragus, flat. do you have tattoos ➔ Yup, I have a Water Tribe tattoo do you wear make up ➔ Occasionally do you paint your nails ➔ Yes, fairly often do you wear jewelry ➔ Well, I always wear earrings. Plus usually my wedding band and an ourobouros ring. are you happy with your height ➔ It’s fine personality would you consider yourself outgoing or shy ➔ Neither are you sarcastic ➔ It’s my love language what’s your biggest fear ➔ Failure. Also heights and snakes, which are my actual phobias. are you religious ➔ Not anymore do you get easily along with people ➔ Ehhh. Depends on the person. do you cry easily ➔ Sadly

school do you go to middle school ➔ No do you go to high school ➔ No do you go to a private school ➔ No are you home schooled ➔ I used to be have you graduated from school ➔ From many schools, lol. what grade are you in ➔ Errrr. 5th year PhD student so... 21st?

have you skipped a grade ➔ Yes, I skipped 7th grade. It was a bad idea, I wasn’t socially prepared for going to college early. have you been held back a grade ➔ No have you ever failed a class ➔ I got a C- the first time I took Fluid Mechanics, which is failing in grad school, although I maintain that was because of bad teaching, because when I retook it I easily got an A.

have you been sent to the principals office ➔ Homeschool doesn’t have principals :P

have you skipped school ➔ A lot in college/grad school, usually for mental health reasons have you cheated on a test ➔ Not that I can remember

family do you live with your biological parents ➔ dear god no not anymore do you get along with your parents ➔ Ehhh. My mom and I are good, but my dad still likes to try to control me. do you tell your parents everything ➔ Fuck no. do you have strict parents ➔ Yes.

do you have siblings ➔ Two brothers are you the oldest ➔ Yes. are you in the middle ➔ ... are you the youngest ➔ ... are all of your grandparents still alive ➔ No, one of my grandfathers is dead friendships do you have a best friend ➔ I do! Friends since we were 12. And my husband is up there too. do you have more than 10 friends ➔ I don’t think so, not close ones anyway. do you have at least 2 friends you can trust with your life ➔ Yeah, probably do you have a lot of guy friends, a lot of girl friends or equal girl and guy friends ➔ Mmmm.... slightly more women. do you text with your friends a lot ➔ Not particularly relationships what’s your relationship status ➔ Married have you ever been in love ➔ Quite a lot do you believe in love at first sight ➔ I love all animals at first sight :P

have you ever been in a relationship ➔ Am in one, lol have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ I don’t think so. Been one, though. have you ever been asked out on a date ➔ Yup!

have you ever been kissed ➔ Yes have you ever made out with someone ➔ Yes have you ever been cheated on ➔ Also yes, he was an asshole have you ever been proposed to ➔ Yes do you want to get married ➔ I’d hope so, since I am do you want kids ➔ Eventually, once I have a real job country where were you born ➔ USA where do you live right now ➔ USA have you ever been out of the country ➔ Not as much as I’d like but yes. do you prefer country or city ➔ Country do you like sightseeing ➔ Haha yes, I am unashamed that I enjoy being a tourist is one or more of your parents from another country ➔ No what places would you like to visit ➔ I’d like to go back to Scotland/Ireland. Also Iceland, Sweden, Thailand, South Korea, Greece, .... etc. are you fluent in more than one language ➔ Sadly, no. what languages can you speak ➔ English and I still retain enough Spanish to say hi to someone/read signs. Same with French. I know a tiny bit of Swedish.

health do you have any allergies ➔ No are you lactose intolerant ➔ Slightly. I have IBS and sometimes it’s a trigger. IT depends on the amount. have you had surgery ➔ Fix a broken elbow, another to fix a deviated septum have you had stitches ➔ Not that I can remember have you broken a bone ➔ Said elbow has someone close to you died of a disease ➔ My grandfather died of cancer do you exercise a lot ➔ Hahahahaha no. I used to LARP/do archery, but sadly drama ruined that for me. I also many moons ago rode horses (and owned them!) but now I’m poor. experiences have you ever had a near death experience ➔ No have you ever been on a plane ➔ Yup quite a lot have you ever had an allnighter ➔ God no. I need a lot of sleep. have you ever been to school/work after a sleepless night ➔ Yeah have you ever been in a physical fight ➔ See above re LARP. We literally hit each other for fun. Also, used to do Muay Thai. have you ever been to a wedding ➔ Yes, including my own, lol. have you ever been to a funeral ➔ Yes have you ever lived in a different country ➔ Maybe one day have you ever been drunk ➔ Ugh yes. Lately every time it gives me a migraine, though. have you ever been trick or treating ➔ Yes, I miss being a kid and so that wasn’t weird. :’D have you ever been in a school play ➔ Yes, I was a theater kid in high school have you ever been to a camp ➔ Horseback riding camp have you ever driven a car ➔ Own one, so quite often skills how many languages are you fluent in ➔ One have you ever read a book in another language ➔ Does Beowulf count? can you roll your tongue ➔ Yes can you braid hair ➔ Yes. Regular, french, dutch, and fishtail. can you do a handstand ➔ Haha no, I’m fat and unathletic. habits do you crack your knuckles ➔ Mhm do you bite your nails ➔ You caught me doing it right now do you bite your lips ➔ Sometimes, I’m an anxious biter/skin picker

favourites

what’s your favourite movie ➔ Hmmmm. I honestly don’t know. Star Wars is up there. what’s your favourite tv show ➔ Avatar, Parks and Rec, Steven Universe, House what’s your favourite book ➔ Hahahahahaha I have like, no joking, 50 favorite books. It would be easier to do favorite authors: N.K. Jemisin, Ann Leckie, Tolkien, Robert Jordan, Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Jacqueline Carey, Brandon Sanderson, Douglas Adams, Robin Hobb, Margaret Atwood... ok I’ll stop there. I’ll put it this way. I regularly read 150-200 books a year so there’s a lot I like. what’s your favourite song ➔ I don’t really have one, I guess. what’s your favourite colour ➔ Purples/blues what’s your favourite animal ➔ Catsssss what’s your favourite season ➔ Autumn!

this or that summer or winter ➔ Winter, I love the cold and hate the heat. It’s miserable right now and humid as fuck.

day or night ➔ Ehhh I mean I’m always exhausted so. Neither :P cats or dogs ➔ Cats but I also love dogs. rain or shine ➔ A balance of both. coffee or tea ➔ Coffee. Black. reading or writing ➔ See above re reading 200 books a year. Lol. I mostly associate writing with work. humorous or serious ➔ Humorous, especially with TV

brown or blue eyes ➔ Idk eyes are pretty

single or group dates ➔ Meh kind of over dates. I’d rather hang out with friends and play board games. texts or calls ➔ Texts. Calls exacerbate my anxiety. driving or walking ➔ Driving. I’m lazy. last

last phone call ➔ My vet checking on my cat, who has a cold. Lol. last text ➔ My dad asking me to come down tomorrow last song you listened to ➔ Something from the Star Wars soundtrack last thing you ate ➔ Chicken curry. last thing you drank ➔ Water. I’m boring. last purchase ➔ Chips and dip last time you cleaned your room ➔ Couple days ago, I guess?

People to Tag I have no idea, lol

#tagged thingy #kinda fun #I guess I'm terse

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actualltr4sh · 5 years ago

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basics what’s your name ➔ zarina do you have a nickname ➔ z, mostly, rini for my family or if we’re super close do you have a middle name ➔ ujana [ooh-jah-nah] do you like your name ➔ i used to hate it but it’s pretty cool now do people often mispronounce your name ➔ meh sometimes do you like the meaning of your name ➔ my first and middle translates to ‘golden child’ so yes when is your birthday ➔ the 15th of january how old are you ➔ a miserable 22 do you like your age ➔ miserable 22, she said what’s your zodiac sign ➔ capricorn

appearance what’s your hair colour ➔ blackity black is your current hair colour your natural hair colour ➔ ish, the ends are still red do you dye your hair ➔ i have once do you have natural highlights ➔ nope when was the last time you had a haircut ➔ chileeee maybe like a year what length is your hair right now ➔ maybe... the middle of my neck? do you have straight, wavy or curly hair ➔ nigger curls do you have frizzy hair ➔ not really do you use a curling iron ➔ nope do you use a hair straightener ➔ nope do you braid your hair ➔ its normally braided yeah what’s your eye colour ➔ dark brown. like almost black do your eyes change colour ➔ nope do you wear contacts ➔ heck no if so, do you use colour contacts or regular contacts ➔ heck no, she said! do you wear glasses ➔ yep do you have naturally long eyelashes ➔ not really do you wear braces ➔ i donut do you have dimples ➔ nope do you have moles ➔ a few do you have outstanding cheekbones ➔ lmfao not really. i dont think so. maybe? do you have freckles ➔ no but i love them :( do you have piercings ➔ quite a few do you have tattoos ➔ too many lmao do you wear make up ➔ nope, too confusing do you paint your nails ➔ sometimes! do you wear jewelry ➔ a few bracelets and a necklace i never take off are you happy with your height ➔ its average. i dont complain lmao

personality would you consider yourself outgoing or shy ➔ i used to be outgoing but im very very shy now are you sarcastic ➔ incredibly what’s your biggest fear ➔ i just recently realized i was afraid of heights what’s your guilty pleasure ➔ ... iiiii dont know honestly are you religious ➔ ish do you get easily along with people ➔ typically do you cry easily ➔ ...typically lmfao

school do you go to middle school ➔ what do you go to high school ➔ WAT do you go to a private school ➔ no lmao are you home schooled ➔ im in college have you graduated from school ➔ give me FOUR MONTHS what grade are you in ➔ my last semester of undergrad!! have you skipped a grade ➔ nope have you been held back a grade ➔ nope have you ever failed a class ➔ indeed i have have you been sent to the principals office ➔ not.. that i remember lmao have you skipped school ➔ absolutely lmfaooo i be OUTTA THERE have you cheated on a test ➔ ab. so. lute. ly.

family do you live with your biological parents ➔ nope do you get along with your parents ➔ mom? depends. dad? yes do you tell your parents everything ➔ i used to tell my dad everything, my mom no do you have strict parents ➔ mom was back in the day do you have siblings ➔ 5 are you the oldest ➔ 5/6 are you in the middle ➔ kinda are you the youngest ➔ mostly are all of your grandparents still alive ➔ nope

friendships do you have a best friend ➔ doesnt feel like it but i say i do do you have more than 10 friends ➔ hell no lmfao do you have at least 2 friends you can trust with your life ➔ maybe one do you have a lot of guy friends, a lot of girl friends or equal girl and guy friends ➔ i dont have many friends at all LMAO do you text with your friends a lot ➔ i use my phone to check the time

relationships what’s your relationship status ➔ single have you ever been in love ➔ yes do you believe in love at first sight ➔ sure. why not lmao have you ever been in a relationship ➔ yep have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ not to my knowledge lmao have you ever been asked out on a date ➔ yeah i have have you ever been kissed ➔ indeed have you ever made out with someone ➔ indeed have you ever been cheated on ➔ maybe this one time but it was a technicality have you ever been proposed to ➔ no lmao whoa do you want to get married ➔ if i ever open my heart again yes lmao do you want kids ➔ maybe

country where were you born ➔ detroit, michigan where do you live right now ➔ buttfuck, ohio have you ever been out of the country ➔ canada do you prefer country or city ➔ city me, pls do you like sightseeing ➔ sure! is one or more of your parents from another country ➔ my dad’s from antigua what places would you like to visit ➔ antigua! lol are you fluent in more than one language ➔ hell naw what languages can you speak ➔ english

health do you have any allergies ➔ nope are you lactose intolerant ➔ as fuck have you had surgery ➔ nope have you had stitches ➔ nope have you broken a bone ➔ nope has someone close to you died of a disease ➔ nope do you exercise a lot ➔ nope lmfao

experiences have you ever had a near death experience ➔ a few actually have you ever been on a plane ➔ indeed have you ever had an allnighter ➔ absolutely have you ever been to school/work after a sleepless night ➔ yep lmao have you ever been in a physical fight ➔ eeeh kinda have you ever been to a wedding ➔ i think maybe two have you ever been to a funeral ➔ yep have you ever lived in a different country ➔ nope have you ever been drunk ➔ man LMAO have you ever been trick or treating ➔ yep have you ever been in a school play ➔ i used to do costumes! have you ever been to a camp ➔ nope have you ever driven a car ➔ i literally just started driving like a month ago lmao

skills how many languages are you fluent in ➔ uno lmao have you ever read a book in another language ➔ no can you roll your tongue ➔ i guess can you braid hair ➔ barely can you do a handstand ➔ i haven’t tried in like years and i dont think it’s a good idea lmao

habits do you crack your knuckles ➔ absolutely do you bite your nails ➔ nope do you bite your lips ➔ not really

favourites what’s your favourite movie ➔ UGH SO HARD today i’ll say bring it on what’s your favourite tv show ➔ grey’s anatomy what’s your favourite book ➔ ALSO SO HARD maybe eleanor & park?? what’s your favourite song ➔ soooo many, west savannah / isaiah rashad is one of them what’s your favourite colour ➔ black what’s your favourite animal ➔ owls what’s your favourite season ➔ fall!!

this or that summer or winter ➔ winter honestly. day or night ➔ night cats or dogs ➔ dogs rain or shine ➔ rain coffee or tea ➔ coffeeeee reading or writing ➔ i need writing to survive humorous or serious ➔ humorous brown or blue eyes ➔ brown single or group dates ➔ single texts or calls ➔ texts driving or walking ➔ driving is more convenient lmao

last last phone call ➔ the doctor lmao last text ➔ jas last song you listened to ➔ i just need love / mac ayres last thing you ate ➔ a sandwich last thing you drank ➔ water last purchase ➔ the sandwich lmao last time you cleaned your room ➔ sunday, actually! last time you’ve been on a date ➔ oh god.. maybe sometime in july

#these always used to make me feel better lol #about me

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theblogchelor · 7 years ago

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The Bachelorette Week Six aka Fat Tears and Slobber

Here’s What Happened Monday

Our crew arrives in Geneva for the next set of Switzerdates. As usual, the new location is introduced by showing the remaining contestants squealing over a fancy new hotel while Rachel proves they are indeed in Europe by walking down a cobblestone street in impossibly high heels.

The First One-On-One aka Fancy Time with Bryan the Slobbery Kisser

Rachel decides to spoil Bryan by taking him on the Fancy Date. She hands him the keys to a car that I’m assuming is expensive then buys him a watch that I’m assuming is also expensive. He dons the watch and kisses her with genuine gratitude because he had a feeling being on this show would somehow be profitable and he’s finally seeing results.

As Rachel and Bryan have the most slobbery make-out session on a boat, then other men sit at home and whine. Adam and Matt discuss their jealousy. Peter is sad and lonely. Dean confesses that he thinks Bryan is a sleazy old. I agree.

Later, at dinner, Bryan sits five inches away from Rachel’s face and tells her he wanted pierced ears as a boy. Then, after scooting even closer and asking how Rachel looked in her childhood school girl uniform, he dives into a description of his last relationship. Apparently it failed because he and his lady prioritized passion over friendship (hmm…) and also because she hated his mom. Somehow not concerned, Rachel gives Bryan a rose and the two kiss passionately to the lush music of a surprise orchestra comprised of ten musicians who, I’m sure, never thought their Julliard educations would land them a gig playing clichéd classical music for The Bachelorette.

The Second One-On-One aka Nervous Time with Dean the Reject Glee Cast Member With Deep-Seated Trust Issues

Whereas Bryan’s date was comprised of luxury gifts and sports cars, Dean’s date entails going to church, square dancing to mysterious street-performer polka music, and discussing deeply personal family issues in excruciating detail. He spends the entire terrible experience trying not to sweat through his best button-down.

Dean tries everything in his power to avoid the subject of his family. Once, when asked directly to talk about himself, he panic-swerves and asks Rachel if she believes in the tooth fairy. When she tells him to shut up and talk about his damn feelings, he flashes his dimples, brings up dinosaurs, and compliments her pretty face.

Later, at dinner, he buckles and admits he doesn’t want Rachel to judge him by his broken family life, and though he prays that she’ll just put him out of his misery and deny him a rose, Rachel gives it to him anyway and dooms Dean to his fate of Most Awkward Hometown Ever.

The Third One-On-One aka Doubts Time with Peter the Gap-Toothed Doubts-Haver

Rachel and Peter take a beautiful helicopter ride over the Swiss countryside until they make it all the way to the Swiss Alps where they are greeted by a big old fluffpile of sled dogs. They canoodle like happy lovers on the dogsled ride until they fall into the snow and cry over doubts and emotions and the fact that they dressed for a warm helicopter ride but ended up in Antarctica. Peter admits he thought about leaving the show because it was hard to watch his girlfriend be with her twenty other boyfriends, and Rachel decides to forgive his treason only because as Peter is speaking, the blinding snow freezes his hair and turns him into even more of a silver fox than he was before.

Later, at dinner, with his continued annoying tendency toward honesty and reason, Peter tells Rachel if he makes it to the finale and isn’t sure that she – the woman he’s known for six weeks only on camera – is the woman he’s ready to marry, he won’t propose right away. Being that reason is the death of love on The Bachelor, this deeply concerns Rachel, but she gives Peter the rose anyway.

The Group Date aka Boats and Bromance

Rachel, for the first time ever, explains why she likes Matt and Adam, which is basically because they are nice and fun. They have a nice, fun ride on a nice, fun boat, and we all begin to miss the time when we forgot Matt and Adam existed.

Rachel takes Dead Eric for the first private chat, and he demands a hug before telling her that she makes him feel alive. He holds her gaze in his and tells her to embrace the challenges of life because life, as he well knows, ends abruptly, and all your earthly mistakes could send you to the bizarre purgatory of eternal afterlife on The Bachelorette.

Next, Rachel meets with Balding Matt. He tells Rachel he just wants her to be happy. She cries, telling him that she reminds her of the person she loves the most (herself), but that she must say goodbye to him. As a single tear rolls down his cheek, Matt removes his big boy peacoat to reveal he’s never taken off his penguin suit, and walks off into the sunset as his truest self.

Adam and Dead Eric arrive for dinner but find that Rachel is running late from dumping her other boyfriend. Moved by the candlelight, caught up in the moment, Adam and Dead Eric realize they share sometime special: Dead Eric is dead, and Adam, the owner of Adam Junior, has a soft spot for things that aren’t quite alive. They make a pact to be together in the future if they both get sent home.

Rachel finally shows up to have their final conversations. Adam says something boring and Dead Eric says he’s never brought a girl home. This concerns Rachel, but she gives him the rose anyway. She says goodbye to Adam, who winks at Dead Eric on his way out and mouths the words “wait for me.”

Miscellaneous

It took a lot of tears this episode to get to our final four: Sleazy Brian, Salt N’ Peter, Teenage Dean, and Dead Eric. If my math is correct, the only people who don’t cry are Bryan (who is dead inside) and Dead Eric (who is dead outside).

While I can’t see Rachel picking Dean as her partner in life, I can easily see her and her Peter/Bryan/D.E. husband hiring him to be their eternally youthful poolboy for the rest of time.

“Imma get your heart racing in my skin tight jeans be your Teenage Dean tonight” lolololol

Okay I’m done with Dean, I promise. Changing the subject: imagine my disappointment discovering the gang is actually in Switzerland after I thought I heard Rachel say they were in Genovia.

Can’t wait for next week.

#The Bachelor #the bachelor finale #the bachlorette #theblogchelor #the blogchelor #rachel lindsay #bachelor in paradise #dean ambrose #peter kraus #eric bigger #bryan abasolo #blogchelorrachel

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fshelix · 8 years ago

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a really long ask meme for my own purposes

1: How tall or short do you wish you were?

I’m actually cool with my current height. I'm hella tall. But I also like to wear heels so I can be really hella tall.

2: What’s your dream pet? (Real or not)

I really want a sphinx cat. And a bird.

3: Do you have a favorite clothing style?

Uhhh I like a lot of styles but none of them actually look alright on my body type. If I were to try to categorize MY style, I’d say it’s kinda like an edgy 80s mom?? idk. I wear a lot of black.

4: What was your favorite video game growing up?

Well you see I still play a lot of games from my childhood, like Pokemon and Animal Crossing. But when I was growing up I played a lot of fun computer games that I don’t play anymore. Some of the ones I can remember most clearly include Barbie Secret Agent, Tomb Raider II, Zoombinis, some geography game from a Sonic kid’s meal, an Amazon River explorer type game I don’t remember the name of, some kind of math city game I don’t remember the name of, KIDPIX oh man I’m getting all nostalgic.

5: What three things/people do you think of most each day:

Hmmm man I have no idea. What an impossibly broad question. I guess most of it boils down to my own depression lol, whomever I happen to be crushing on at the moment, and probably food. Or weed. I love food and weed.

6: If you had a warning label, what would yours say?

Warning: Will engage in self-destructive behavior if gone too long without being given Attention and Validation™

7: What is your opinion on [insert person/thing here]?

This is one of those Classic Moments when it becomes painfully obvious that I am indeed doing an ask meme completely on my own and no one has actually asked me any of these questions.

8: What is your Greek personality type? [Sanguine, Phlegmatic, Choleric, or Melancholic]

Melancholic

9: Are you ticklish?

Uhhh not sure. I think so.

10: Are you allergic to anything?

Weakness.

11: What’s your sexuality?

It’s hard to tell. I’ve kind of developed this fear of intimacy, which complicates things.

12: Do you prefer tea, coffee, or cocoa?

Depends. Recently it’s been tea.

13: Are you a cat or dog person?

Cat person.

14: Would you rather be a vampire, elf, or merperson?

Probably elf.

15: Do you have a favorite Youtuber?

I like a handful of youtubers a lot as people, like Michael Aranda and Craig Benzine, but I haven’t really been into youtube content in general recently.

16: How tall are you?

5′11.5″, but I tell everyone 6′.

17: If you had to change your name, what would you change it to?

I think I could pull off Meredith. That’s kinda lame though. And a lot of syllables. No offense to any Merediths out there.

18: How much do you weigh? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!]

Uhhhh

19: Do you believe in ghosts/spirits?

I don’t believe in ghosts but I consider myself to be a spiritual person, so

20: Do you like space or the ocean more?

Oh man both are cool. Definitely space tho.

21: Are you religious?

Nah.

22: Pet peeves?

I can’t really think of any.

23: Would you rather be nocturnal or diurnal [opposite of nocturnal]?

Diurnal is best for humans.

24: Favorite constellation?

I don’t really have one. I haven’t done a lot of stargazing in areas in which whole constellations are actually visible.

25: Favorite star?

I like the Pleiades cluster

26: Do you like ball-jointed dolls?

Sure? I have never been asked this question before, but I don’t really have a reason not to like them, so ???

27: Any phobias or fears?

Currently I get freaked out about getting close to other people. Lots of stuff freaks me out though.

28: Do you think global warming is real?

I don’t just think it’s real, it is 100% real.

29: Do you believe in reincarnation?

It’d be pretty sweet, but there’s no knowing what the hell happens after we die, if anything.

30: Favorite movie?

Lots of em.

31: Do you get scared easily?

Hm, not really

32: How many pets have you own in your lifetime?

Six.

33: Blog rate? [You’ll rate the blog of the one who’s asking.]

0/10 my blog sucks

34: What is a color that calms you?

#5fbec6

35: Where would you like to travel and/or live?

I want to travel all over. See nature n shit. I don’t really have a preference of where to live really, anywhere I could have a job and friends and a house or apartment.

36: Where were you born?

Huntsville, AL

37: What is your eye color?

Blue

38: Introvert or extrovert?

Introvert

39: Do you believe in horoscopes and zodiacs?

I enjoy partaking in them.

40: Hugs or kisses?

Yes.

41: Who is someone you would like to see/visit right now?

My Uncle Scott.

42: Who is someone you love deeply?

My mom.

43: Any piercings you want?

I recently got my nose pierced and am quite happy with it. If I had choose another I’d get an eyebrow done, or maybe one of them ear ones. I like industrial and tragus piercings.

44: Do you like tattoos and piercings?

Yeah. I want more piercings, and I want a number of tattoos but not for a while.

45: Do you smoke or have you ever done so?

I’m occasionally known to smoke the devil’s lettuce.

46: Talk about your crush, if you have one!

I’ve been crushing on this one boy all damn year and I’ve only had the courage to actually speak to him like barely once and it was a week ago. His name is Cam. Hopefully I’ll actually befriend him next year. He’s a music performance major like me, and he plays trombone. He’s a Stamps scholar too. We’re in the same wind ensemble and astronomy class and I see him all the time in the practice room building. He is about the same height as me, has an endomorphic build, has standard length light brown hair that swoops to the left, has hazel eyes, is often seen wearing wayfarer-type glasses but sometimes without. His smile is real cute, doesn’t show teeth. Clean shaven. Red cheeks and dimples. He whistles when he walks. All kinds of cute. And he’s liberal. That’s all I know. According to one of my friends, he thinks I’m “nice.”

47: What is a sound you really hate?

Donald Trump. Vacuum cleaners. The music my roommate likes.

48: A sound you really love?

Musicians warming up on stage before an orchestra concert. The start of a car engine. Lighters sparking.

49: Can you do a backflip?

Hell no

50: Can you do the splits?

Hell no

51: Favorite actor and/or actress?

None come to mind.

52: Favorite movie?

I like many movies.

53: How are you feeling right now?

I am unable to articulate my emotions. Idk. Bad.

54: What color would you like your hair to be right now?

Maybe a little lighter. Or blue.

55: When did you feel happiest?

When receiving Validation™

56: Something that calms you down?

Getting stuff done.

57: Have any mental disorders? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!]

I’ve never seen a healthcare professional about any mental disorders, but I think that it’s quite plausible.

58: What does your URL mean?

Exactly what it says, I guess.

59: What three words describe you the most?

Neurotic, creative, improving.

60: Do you believe in evolution?

Who doesn’t? It’s 2017.

61: What makes you unfollow a blog?

It takes a lot tbh. Generally I’ll just lose interest in whatever content they have.

62: What makes you follow a blog?

Cool stuff, certain humor.

63: Favorite kind of person:

Friendly, thoughtful, creative, honest, dependable, patient. Rule breaker.

64: Favorite animal(s):

Bears. And cats, ofc.

65: Name three of your favorite blogs.

dailycatdrawings, mayakern, letsmakeloaf

66: Favorite emoticon:

the upside down smiley one

67: Favorite meme:

i liked the joe biden memes

68: What is your MBTI personality type?

it changes every time i take that test, and i can never remember the letters lol. It’s not even the most accurate personality test cuz it’s all 50/50, and most ppl are in the middle somewhere and it varies, you know what i mean?

69: What is your star sign?

Leo/Virgo cusp. Libra rising.

70: Can your dog roll over on command, if you have a dog?

I don’t have a dog.

71: What outfit out of all your clothes do you like to wear the most?

I have this really cute gray jersey dress from torrid that has giraffes all over it, i like wearing it with old skool vans and my denim jacket with a faux sherpa collar. There’s also a cute one with a black bodysuit, light wash denim shorts belted at the waist, black chiffon tank top with lace trim that’s rlly long in the back, and a blue cardigan with old skool vans. There’s another with a black pencil skirt, white chiffon top with a CAPE over a flesh colored tank top, with these pleather sneaker wedges with shiny gold lookin straps for fancier stuff. And i have lots of cool flannels and t-shirts. I got a pretty cool wardrobe, i’d say.

72: Post a selfie or two?

I can actually do that cuz i’m not on mobile for a change. this is my current favorite.

73: Do you have platform shoes?

I have a couple pairs of platform heels that I like a lot, but I’d also like to get some platform flats. i like being tall.

74: What is one random but interesting fact about yourself?

I once punched a kid in the face in kindergarten cuz he wouldn’t stop touching my sparkly hello kitty notebook and only got 5 minutes off recess.

75: Can you do a front flip?

I used to be able to do front flips on a trampoline, haven’t been on a trampoline in a while.

76: Do you like birds?

Birds are terrifying cuz they’re like little dinosaurs and have got really weird and specific behaviors but they’re also really cute.

77: Do you like to swim?

I love swimming.

78: Is swimming or ice skating more fun to you?

Swimming by far. I can’t skate, ice is cold and hard and the shoes are sharp and dangerous and i have all the grace and coordination of a drunk baby giraffe.

79: Something you wish didn’t exist:

Donald Trump. Global warming.

80: Some thing you wish did exist:

Something that would allow me to have whatever body weight I feel like instantly.

81: Piercings you have?

Three lobe piercings on my right ear, one lobe piercing on my left ear, left nostril.

82: Something you really enjoy doing:

Learning about cool places on Earth.

83: Favorite person to talk to:

Uhhhhhh idk it depends i guess. I don’t really have one specific person.

84: What was your first impression of Tumblr?

artsy fartsy lol. i thought you actually had to make content to be on this website. boy.

85: How many followers do you have?

426.

86: Can you run a mile within ten minutes?

Probably not.

87: Do your socks always match?

Almost always.

88: Can you touch your toes and keep your legs straight completely?

I cannot. I also am unable to straighten my legs completely in the first place, so there’s that. I am the pinnacle of health.

89: What are your birthstones?

Can ppl have multiple birthstones???? i just know of the one, which is peridot.

90: If you were an animal, which one would you be?

bear.

91: If a flower could aesthetically represent you, what kind would it be?

man idk.

92: A store you hate?

American Apparel.

93: How many cups of coffee can you drink in one day?

I don’t think i’ve ever had more than one. One is probably the limit. I get jittery.

94: Would you rather be able to fly or read minds?

Definitely read minds.

95: Do you like to wear camo?

Uhhh I have no opinion?

96: Winter or summer?

Both have their merits. I prefer winter though just cuz I’m bad at heat.

97: How long can you hold your breath for?

A minute.

98: Least favorite person?

Donald Trump.

99: Someone you look up to:

Girl named Julia in my bassoon studio at school. She’s amazing.

100: A store you love?

Torrid.

101: Favorite type of shoes

Vans.

102: Where do you live?

Miami for most of the year, Alabama for some of the year.

103: Are you a vegetarian or vegan? If so, why?

I am not.

104: What is your favorite mineral or gem?

All of them. I fucking love rocks.

105: Do you drink milk?

Yes.

106: Do you like bugs?

I do not.

107: Do you like spiders?

As long as they are far away from me.

108: Something you get paranoid about?

Interactions with other people.

109: Can you draw:

When I’m feeling creative.

110: Nosiest question you have ever been asked?

I can’t remember any.

111: A question you hate being asked?

Anything along the lines of What’s up and How are you

112: Ever been bitten by a spider?

113: Do you like the sound of waves at the beach?

Do ppl not??

114: Do you prefer cloudy or sunny days?

Sunny ones as long as I have sunglasses.

115: Someone you’d like to kiss or cuddle right now:

Cam. Cam Cam Cam.

116: Favorite cloud type:

The really big ones.

117: What color do you wish the sky was?

I’m fine with blue?

118: Do you have freckles?

Yes. I like them, kinda wish they was more prominent/I didn’t have troubled skin so i wouldn’t have to use foundation and cover them up.

119: Favorite thing about a person:

Could be any number of things. Smile and laugh probably.

120: Fruits or vegetables?

Depends on the dish. The world is not black and white.

121: Something you want to do right now:

Get lit.

122: Is the ocean or sky prettier?

Yes.

123: Sweet or sour foods?

Uhhh don’t those go hand in hand most of the time? Like sour patch kids and gummy worms and stuff. I guess sweet though cuz chocolate.

124: Bright or dim lights?

Colored lights!

125: Do you believe in a certain magical creature?

Huh?

126: Something you hate about Tumblr:

Limited world views. Misleading about the real world.

127: Something you love about Tumblr:

Artists

128: What do you think about the least?

Uhhh how am i supposed to know???

129: What would you want written on your tombstone?

Nothing special. Just my name and lifespan probably. That is, if I even choose to be buried. Or if I even die i mean who knows.

130: Who would you like to punch in the face right now?

Man i dont even know anymore. How sad is that. I guess my ex but my heart wouldn’t really be in it.

131: What is something you love but also hate about yourself?

Gosh I don’t know. All of it I suppose. It’s very complicated.

132: Do you smile with your teeth showing for pictures?

I usually decide in the moment. So both.

133: Computer or TV?

Computer.

134: Do you like roller coasters?

Yes.

135: Do you get motion sickness or seasickness?

Not usually.

136: Are your ears lobed or attached?

Lobed.

137: Do you believe in karma?

Not really.

138: On a scale of 1-10, how attractive would you say you are?

uhhhhhhjj fuck i dont know dude. depends. im probably atleast a 5. maybe. on a good day.

139: What nicknames do you have/have had?

Kat, Raf/Raffin, Froom/Froomie

140: Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends?

For like 3 days maybe. I didn’t really need one cuz my sister and i were always close.

141: Have you ever seen a therapist/shrink?

142: Would you say you are a good or bad influence to others?

I influence others?? I guess that’d be subjective anyway.

143: Do you prefer giving or receiving gifts/help?

Both.

144: What makes you angry

Politics.

145: How many languages do you speak fluently?

One.

146: Do you prefer boys, girls, and/or non-binaries?

I already talked about my sexuality at the moment, but i think maybe you should not refer to a group of ppl as “non-binaries”? just like you do not call black ppl “blacks.” just sayin

147: Are you androgynous?

Not really.

148: Favorite physical thing about yourself:

I have cool hair.

149: Favorite thing about your personality:

uhhh fuck m8 idk

150: Name three people you would like to talk to right now in person.

Cam, Alfie, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson

151: If you could go back into time and live in one era, which would you choose?

1980s!!!

152: Do you like BuzzFeed?

I do not.

153: How did you meet your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/partner? [If you have one.]

I do not have one.

154: Do you like to kiss others’ foreheads or hands for platonic reasons?

I have never done that before.

155: Do you like to play with others’ hair?

Yeah.

156: What embarrasses you?

Almost everything.

157: Something that makes you nervous/anxious:

Interacting with other ppl.

158: Biggest lie you have ever told:

That I have ever had a fake ID. Or that i met my last bf on this website. It was not this website.

159: How many people are you following?

276

160: How many posts do you have on your blog(s)?

too goddamn many

161: How many drafts do you have on your blog(s)?

162: How many likes do you have on your blog(s)?

1788

163: Last time you cried and why:

Yesterday and no reason.

164: Do you have long or short hair?

Long.

165: Longest your hair has ever been:

Before my last haircut it was like three feet from root to tip.

166: Why do you like, dislike, or have neutral feelings about religon?

That is a complicated issue. In general, even though I can see why it appeals to people and I respect that, religion makes me feel uneasy. I also have a personal issue with it.

167: Do you really care how the universe and world was created?

Yes. Of course.

168: Do you like to wear makeup?

I do. I can do it gud.

169: Can you stand on your hands or head for more than thirty seconds?

I probably cannot. I am also unwilling to try.

170: Did you answer the questions you were asked truthfully?

I did.

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surveys-at-your-service · 8 years ago

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Survey #75

another one that’s a bit more basic and shorter than usual while i fish for a good survey source.

basics what’s your name ➔ brittany do you have a nickname ➔ just "britt" do you have a middle name ➔ yes, marie. do you like your name ➔ sure do people often mispronounce your name ➔ nope. do you like the meaning of your name ➔ shit's boring. when is your birthday ➔ february 5 how old are you ➔ 21 do you like your age ➔ sure. what’s your zodiac sign ➔ aquarius

appearance what’s your hair color ➔ ruby red is your current hair color your natural hair color ➔ nope. do you dye your hair ➔ yup! do you have natural highlights ➔ i do. when was the last time you had a haircut ➔ couple months back. what length is your hair right now ➔ a bit above my breasts. do you have straight, wavy or curly hair ➔ straight/wavy. do you have frizzy hair ➔ nah. do you use a curling iron ➔ nope do you use a hair straightener ➔ veeeery rarely. do you braid your hair ➔ nope. what’s your eye color ➔ blue/bluish-gray do your eyes change color ➔ sometimes, yeah. do you wear contacts ➔ nope. if so, do you use color contacts or regular contacts ➔ ^ do you wear glasses ➔ i do. do you have naturally long eyelashes ➔ i do indeed. do you wear braces ➔ i used to. do you have dimples ➔ yes, the one on my left is more prominent tho do you have moles ➔ no do you have outstanding cheekbones ➔ no. do you have freckles ➔ nu do you have piercings ➔ ye do you have tattoos ➔ ye boi do you wear make up ➔ very rarely do you paint your nails ➔ nope do you wear jewelry ➔ besides piercings, i wear a ring on the regular. are you happy with your height ➔ yeah. personality would you consider yourself outgoing or shy ➔ SHY AS FUCK are you sarcastic ➔ i can be. what’s your biggest fear ➔ being alone and unaccomplished. what’s your guilty pleasure ➔ *shrugs* are you religious ➔ ye do you get easily along with people ➔ i do. do you cry easily ➔ YEAH

school do you go to middle school ➔ gtfo tumblr if you're in middle school, here there be monsters. do you go to high school ➔ nope do you go to a private school ➔ nope are you home schooled ➔ no have you graduated from school ➔yes what grade are you in ➔ i'm done with school have you skipped a grade ➔ nope have you been held back a grade ➔ no have you ever failed a class ➔ only in college. have you been sent to the principals office ➔ no. have you skipped school ➔ yeah have you cheated on a test ➔ no. family do you live with your biological parents ➔ i live with my mother. do you get along with your parents ➔ mhmm do you tell your parents everything ➔ no. do you have strict parents ➔ kinda, i guess. do you have siblings ➔ yeah. are you the oldest ➔ no are you in the middle ➔ ye are you the youngest ➔ no are all of your grandparents still alive ➔ my mother's mom is and my dad's dad is. friendships do you have a best friend ➔ ye! do you have more than 10 friends ➔ definitely not. do you have at least 2 friends you can trust with your life ➔ i think so. do you have a lot of guy friends, a lot of girl friends or equal girl and guy friends ➔ i have more girl friends. do you text with your friends a lot ➔ only colleen. relationships what’s your relationship status ➔ single have you ever been in love ➔ i sure have. do you believe in love at first sight ➔ hell no. have you ever been in a relationship ➔ yes have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ no. have you ever been asked out on a date ➔ yup. have you ever been kissed ➔ yeah. have you ever made out with someone ➔ hell yeah gurl. have you ever been cheated on ➔ no have you ever been proposed to ➔ no. do you want to get married ➔ yes. do you want kids ➔ i do. country where were you born ➔ north carolina, usa where do you live right now ➔ north carolina, usa have you ever been out of the country ➔ no. do you prefer country or city ➔ country, fuck cities. make me anxious. do you like sightseeing ➔ yeah! is one or more of your parents from another country ➔ no what places would you like to visit ➔ south africa, germany, japan... are you fluent in more than one language ➔ no; my knowledge of german has definitely atrophied health do you have any allergies ➔ pollen, silver are you lactose intolerant ➔ no. have you had surgery ➔ yes have you had stitches ➔ yes have you broken a bone ➔ nope! has someone close to you died of a disease ➔ no. do you exercise a lot ➔ nope. experiences have you ever had a near death experience ➔ an accident and suicide attempts have you ever been on a plane ➔ twice, i think. have you ever had an all-nighter ➔ yeah...? have you ever been to school/work after a sleepless night ➔ yup. have you ever been in a physical fight ➔ no have you ever been to a wedding ➔ yes have you ever been to a funeral ➔ yes have you ever lived in a different country ➔ no. have you ever been drunk ➔ yes, but only lightly beyond tipsy. have you ever been trick or treating ➔ of course have you ever been in a school play ➔ yes have you ever been to a camp ➔ no have you ever driven a car ➔ yeah skills how many languages are you fluent in ➔ 1 have you ever read a book in another language ➔ a short one can you roll your tongue ➔ not sure anymore can you braid hair ➔ theoretically can you do a handstand ➔ no habits do you crack your knuckles ➔nah do you bite your nails ➔ sometimes ;-; do you bite your lips ➔ yeah favorites what’s your favorite movie ➔ tim burton's "alice in wonderland" what’s your favorite tv show ➔ "fullmetal alchemist," i guess. what’s your favorite book ➔ "johnny got his gun" and "the outsiders" what’s your favorite song ➔ NOT JUST ONE NO what’s your favorite colour ➔ maroon what’s your favorite animal ➔ meerkats!! what’s your favorite season ➔ winter this or that summer or winter ➔ winter, summer can go suck some balls. day or night ➔ night rain or shine ➔ rain coffee or tea ➔ both suck reading or writing ➔ writing humorous or serious ➔ both brown or blue eyes ➔ blue single or group dates ➔ both texts or calls ➔ texts driving or walking ➔ driving last last phone call ➔ dad called, but i didn't answer bc i didn't feel like talking. i answered colleen earlier, though. last text ➔ colleen last song you listened to ➔ chelsea's playing some rap shit i can't understand last thing you ate ➔ pb&j last thing you drank ➔ mountain dew ripoff last purchase ➔ *shrugs* last time you cleaned your room ➔ lmao last time you’ve been on a date ➔ years ago.

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stereo-symbiosis · 5 years ago

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basics

what’s your name ➔ lauren

do you have a nickname ➔ anything really

do you have a middle name ➔ marie

do you like your name ➔ it’s ok i guess?

do people often mispronounce your name ➔ nah

do you like the meaning of your name ➔ it symbolizes victory and creativity and peace so that’s cool

when is your birthday ➔ september 18

do you like your age ➔ sure?

what’s your zodiac sign ➔ virgo

appearance what’s your hair color ➔ kinda like red-brown is your current hair color your natural hair color ➔ yep do you dye your hair ➔ once or twice for a cosplay do you have natural highlights ➔ apparently i did when i was younger when was the last time you had a haircut ➔ last year,, lmao what length is your hair right now ➔ just past my shoulders do you have straight, wavy or curly hair ➔ thicc and wavy af do you have frizzy hair ➔ i mean.. wintertime sucks do you use a curling iron ➔ i have once or twice yeah do you use a hair straightener ➔ yeah, not often tho do you braid your hair ➔ when i’m bored what’s your eye colour ➔ hazel do your eyes change colour ➔ yeah probably just bc of lighting tho do you wear contacts ➔ decorative only if so, do you use colour contacts or regular contacts ➔ color for cosplay do you wear glasses ➔ nah do you have naturally long eyelashes ➔ normal length ig? do you wear braces ➔ i had them for several years when i was a kid do you have dimples ➔ nah do you have moles ➔ i think the one on my neck is a mole idk do you have outstanding cheekbones ➔ what do you have freckles ➔ yeah but they’re mostly only around in summer do you have piercings ➔ just my earlobes do you have tattoos ➔ one so far do you wear make up ➔ occasionally do you paint your nails ➔ not often at all but when i do i like to do nail art c: do you wear jewelry ➔ not as much as i used to but i like to wear it are you happy with your height ➔ ye being short is cool

personality would you consider yourself outgoing or shy ➔ lol shy are you sarcastic ➔ situationally what’s your biggest fear ➔ sudden death or being a violent crime victim what’s your guilty pleasure ➔ im a weeb but it’s not guilty at all thanks are you religious ➔ nah do you get easily along with people ➔ yeah, i adjust to the type of people i’m around do you cry easily ➔ not as easily as i used to

school do you go to middle school ➔ i did do you go to high school ➔ i did do you go to a private school ➔ nah are you homeschooled ➔ nah have you graduated from school ➔ several times have you skipped a grade ➔ nah have you been held back a grade ➔ nah have you ever failed a class ➔ nah have you been sent to the principals office ➔ once in like 2nd grade bc someone lied about me have you skipped school ➔ nah have you cheated on a test ➔ ofc

family do you live with your biological parents ➔ my mom do you get along with your parents ➔ yeah mostly do you tell your parents everything ➔ hAHA nO do you have strict parents ➔ that’s an ever-changing topic do you have siblings ➔ a little sister are you the oldest ➔ yep are you in the middle ➔ nah are you the youngest ➔ nah are all of your grandparents still alive ➔ not all of them no :c friendships do you have a best friend ➔ a few do you have more than 10 friends ➔ ofc do you have at least 2 friends you can trust with your life ➔ yes do you text with your friends a lot ➔ i used to but a lot of us have drifted apart

relationships what’s your relationship status ➔ poly but taken ♥ have you ever been in love ➔ yes do you believe in love at first sight ➔ attraction but not love have you ever been in a relationship ➔ indeed have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ yeah have you ever been asked out on a date ➔ once or twice have you ever been proposed to ➔ lul no do you want to get married ➔ maybe someday, it varies do you want kids ➔ not atm. i want to be free for a good while and i’m very easily frustrated and overwhelmed. also i’m dead scared of the pain of childbirth lol but who knows country where were you born ➔ palos something or other illinois where do you live right now ➔ southern suburbs of chicago have you ever been out of the country ➔ yep do you prefer country or city ➔ i like both! do you like sightseeing ➔ yes i love it! is one or more of your parents from another country ➔ no what places would you like to visit ➔ everywhere!! currently i want to see more of europe and asia. it’s just so beautiful over there are you fluent in more than one language ➔ no what languages can you speak ➔ english and a bit of japanese

health do you have any allergies ➔ nah are you lactose intolerant ➔ yah have you had surgery ➔ yeah, just minor tho have you had stitches ➔ yeah have you broken a bone ➔ not yet has someone close to you died of a disease ➔ yeah :( do you exercise a lot ➔ what’s an exercise

experiences have you ever had a near death experience ➔ yeah a couple car accidents have you ever been on a plane ➔ yeah, lots have you ever had an all nighter ➔ back in my school days have you ever been to school/work after a sleepless night ➔ nah have you ever been in a physical fight ➔ indirectly i guess have you ever been to a wedding ➔ a few yeah! have you ever been to a funeral ➔ yeah too many to recount :c have you ever lived in a different country ➔ might be a possibility someday! have you ever been drunk ➔ just hella buzzed have you ever been trick or treating ➔ i still do it every chance i get have you ever been in a school play ➔ yeah i was in hamlet once as an extra have you ever been to a camp ➔ hell yeah, it’s not around anymore but i loved it have you ever driven a car ➔ a lot

skills how many languages are you fluent in ➔ one have you ever read a book in another language ➔ no can you roll your tongue ➔ yeah can you braid hair ➔ yeah, not well tho haha can you do a handstand ➔ i can try but you’ll laugh when i fall over after two seconds habits do you crack your knuckles ➔ too much do you bite your nails ➔ not really do you bite your lips ➔ usually only when i have to withstand something painfu or my lips are dry sajdhaksjdh

favourites what’s your favourite movie ➔ spirit stallion of the cimarron what’s your favourite tv show ➔ rip orphan black; i also watch the good doctor what’s your favourite book ➔ ummm the shiver series and also the wolving time what’s your favourite song ➔ i have too many but rn i’m into hyde by vixx what’s your favourite colour ➔ pastels what’s your favourite animal ➔ i love all animals but i’m really into canines what’s your favourite season ➔ autumn and spring

this or that summer or winter ➔ depends on how i’m feeling but rn summer bc i’m cold ;u; day or night ➔ also depends, i used to be more active at night though cats or dogs ➔ both rain or shine ➔ both but sun is warm ah yes coffee or tea ➔ tea, i do have iced coffee from time to time tho reading or writing ➔ i rarely do either but i enjoy both humorous or serious ➔ i’m mostly only serious when i’m alone, i like being fun around friends brown or blue eyes ➔ blue single or group dates ➔ hahaha depends on how comfy i am but i’d say group bc i hate the pressure and also i get too anxious in public w/o enough of my friends/family texts or calls ➔ depends on who it is bc if we’re close i’d rather call but i have mega phone anxiety driving or walking ➔ depends on how lazy i am, both are nice but driving makes me tired if it’s for too long

last last phone call ➔ called my bf last night last text ➔ the bae last song you listened to ➔ call me baby by exo last thing you ate ➔ irish soda bread last thing you drank ➔ iced thin mint/raspberry coffee from dunkin - gotta love that almond milk last purchase ➔ last night i bought myself some nice lotion off amazon last time you cleaned your room ➔ i’m an obsessive cleaner so… today????

#survey #p

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