#and my lovely babygirl

[psin-314]

a bit of silly text memes.

ru ones under the cut

[christadeguchi]

rattling the bars of my cage screaming for bread

[shoukohime]

babygirl the way you forsake your happiness on your relentless quest to vengeance, your complicated relationship with gender and the way you're covered in blood have bewitched me body and soul

[snuffysbox]

her

[verflares]

NOW SPELL: ANGEL Z-E-L-D-A WRONG! TRY AGAIN.

also on inprnt :]

[traumszenario]

[abel-draws]

The fact that Neuvillette gave her her vision makes me so god damn soft

[froggielovescoffee]

ruin am iright? hehhehrhedhehrhehehrh

[soahbee]

[fishfingersandscarves]

girl, your lithium...

[adabird]

Katsuki loves to play with your engagement ring. So, when you were getting ready for a girls night, Katsuki wrapped his toned arms around you, taking a long, deep breath, inhaling your perfume. You were already dressed up, clad in heavy makeup, and glittering heels.. Don’t even get started on that sparkling fabric labeled as a ‘dress’. Katsuki grabbed your hand staring at it, admiring the rock that you called an ‘engagement ring’, placed snug on your finger, before smirking. He kissed your pulse point, making his way up your arm to your neck.. It was a little too easy to admit how fast you texted your friends, informing them you’d be a ‘tad’ bit late..

[carlyraejepsans]

His lil happy tappy feet?!?

[traumszenario]

[ozumii-fucking-wizard]

Stay hopeful, stay kind, dear Halsin.

[wr0wn]

She looks just like a dream

The prettiest girl I've ever seen

From the cover of a magazine

[marsupials-of-mars]

It's funny how often Bill is described as a master manipulator, he's so smart that he knows what everyone is thinking and how to push their buttons.

Because he is SO BAD at manipulation!

The only reason he ever gets what he wants is because he can literally read and control minds. And historically, he is pretty shit at using what he learns in a productive way.

Every time he has a human partner, it's because they are obviously desperate for something he can provide. All he does is use the fact that he's a seemingly omniscient otherworldly being to gain ethos, and then tell them he can get them the thing they want.

These are not complicated concepts. Anyone with those inherent advantages could do that. And, historically, when the actual negotiations are up to him and he hasn't backed someone into a corner, he pretty immediately fumbles the bag.

Think of when he possessed that priest: he pitched his plans outright with zero tact and everyone in the room immediately refused and dedicated themselves to making sure he never got his way.

The pharoh DISPISED him, found him annoying and tried to banish him. The shaman caught wise pretty quick. Xgqrthx never even planned on helping him at any point. Every plan failed because of Bills own ineptitude, when all the cards were stacked in his favor!

The way he talked to Ford was disturbing and direct and entirely Bill-like. Ford was just a sponge for any flattery and happened to be into the way Bill spoke and left him rats and suggested murder because he is also abnormal.

Bill is bad at making friends, which is why he has just a few henchmaniacs he's gathered over billions of years.

People DO NOT LIKE HIM.

And he's in denial about that to an extent. He always thinks they'll be on his side once he reveals his true intentions. He always thinks they'll go for the promise of infinite power and destruction because who wouldn't?

Basically, for an immortal god who's had an unfathomably long time to practice social skills and can LITERALLY ENTER MINDS TO KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO SAY... he's really, really bad at manipulation. And really, any sort of person to person connection.