#and my knee will be cramping

[astermath]

man my knee is going THROUGH it. i was supposed to hit the gym again after my trip to copenhagen but we walked so much and idk like. she needs a cigarette or something she’s having a rough time lmao

[potechiis]

Just another day of prickcest falling asleep on the sofa to the sounds of the tv, after a long day of adventuring through the cosmic horrors of the universe 🥹 you know. Just bestie things 🥳

[climbdraws]

schleepy....

[slashingdisneypasta]

I have a very important ask to send you...

I took my baby Lilly on her first walk today ^^ we went to the store.

I promise I didn't leave the flap open the whole time xD and even so, she has a little leash inside the backpack for her own safety.

Lilly was very well behaved at the store, helped me pick out some soap, and she got plenty of attention from the clerks ^^ she was silent the whole walk, which kinda scared me, but she was more fascinated with the whole world than scared ^^ and yes, I gave her treats when we came home. That is very important 🤍🖤🤍🖤

(Ngl now that I'm home, I can't help but imagine myself with my responsible F/O's like "Your mission, should you choose to accept it," *hands over kitty backpack and the baby* "You must take Lilly on a walk and give her lots of love while I'm at work." XD also, for you, Moony would be going insane over pet backpacks and would get one for Cake.)

EVERYBODY LOOK AT LILLY!

Oh my goodness, Lilly's big day out <3 Of course the clerks loved her!! XD I bet she was the highlight of their day! ☀☀☀☀

And that thing the backpack) is SO CUTE XDD I've only ever seen pram versions, I didn't know their were backpack versions that is adooorabe!! Omg, Moony with one of these 💥💛💥💛💥 ! ! ! Thats it, thats the cute overload for today-

Also- below, find your responsible F/O's (Plus Ryan- I'm not sure if he counts XD) reactions to their mission XD

You; "Your mission, should you choose to accept it," *hands over kitty backpack and the baby* "You must take Lilly on a walk and give her lots of love while I'm at work."

Jerry: He is not wearing that, but he will take the BEST care of Lilly I promise XD She will live in his lap or on his shoulder for the duration of your work day. Imagine Jerry walking around his house doing his thing (Whatever that may be, when he is not luring in dinner or scaring off teenagers) with LILLY ON HIS SHOULDER-

Imagine him talking to her. Should I have the O Negative or the AB Negative for lunch? Come on, you're a soulless creature of the night, too, don't judge me. // Do you like MTV? // Oh look, Peter Vincent on channel 9- Still an idiot I see... Sure is entertaining, though.

Imagine Billy telling on him for all his chatter when you get back XD

Kingston: Kingston's gonna end up with scratched up hands you're going to need to wrap up because he lets Lilly use him (His hands, his arms, his back, whatever) like a cat toy. Its like he doesn't even feel the pain, he's having too much fun playing with the kitty XD

RJ: "... okay." *Has Lilly living on his shoulder all day while he works, givin her treats and neck scratchies*

Tiffany: "Oh baby, you got it! C'mon, Lilly, come with momma."

Lilly my come back with painted claws, but she sure as hell was loved during her time with Momma Tiff XD

DMD!Tin: IMAGINE. THIS TERRIFYING MACHINE MAN WITH DENTISTS TOOLS FOR FINGERS. WALKIN AROUND. WITH A PINK CAT CARRIER WITH A KITTEN INSIDE ON HIS BACK-

Of course he accepts the challenge, and he takes it very seriously, and treats Lilly with the utmost softness; taking extra care not to hurt her.

He lets Lion visit with the little cat, but watches painfully closely and takes Lilly away the instant that he notices the look in Lion's eyes change from adoration and amusement to hunger.

Wheezy (And Ryan!): These two go and hang out with Terry at his place for the day to get away from their crazy roommates and they all watch TV for the day taking turns holding and petting Lilly. Ryan and Terry make Wheezy take regular smoke breaks so he wont smoke around her (Yes, make. I dunno about Terry but Ryan throws things at Wheezy if he doesn't go. He's taking his new friends health very seriously, here!! XD It is a baby, after all. Damn. (Wheezy goes though, he agrees its a good idea. But fuck is it hell. Lucky yer cute, he says, holding the kitten).

[vexinghearts]

It should be illegal to be this exhausted even though I haven't done much and woke up only an hour ago. Periods just make me feel exhausted in general, I guess smdh

[tj-crochets]

Hey y’all! Weird question, when people talk about joint pain, is that like pain of the muscles around the joint, or pain in the joint itself? And how do you tell the difference?

Asking because multiple doctors keep asking about/assuming I have joint pain, and while I do have some stiffness and pain in joints sometimes I assumed it was the muscles around the joints, because my electrolytes are Very Wrong and it causes muscle issues

Oh wait extra question: when you get cold do the bones in your hands and feet ache and feel like they take forever to warm up? Because I thought that was just bad circulation (from my inability to electrolyte correctly) but now I’m not sure

[a-really-cool-blog-name]

Me to my period cramps right now:

[tjerra14]

I'll never understand people complaining after you politely asked them to give you some space at the card payment terminal

[aweisz]

someone. anyone. just kill me already for the love of god

[clochanam]

but what if this was a shipping call? huh? what then? what if you liked this post in a cool, casual way, and we could poke at the concept of a romance between our muses? and if it doesn't pan out, no biggie. what then? huh? what. then?

[ddejavvu]

i have to admit the first time i watched top gun maverick i didn't really get it but now that ive seen it for the second time..ooooh man NOW i get the rooster agenda for the love of god sir take me

RIGHTTT like until the cockpit fogs up 🫡

[corset]

Ah so today is a “my lower body is in agony” day huh

[voidjelli]

If I have to spend five minutes scrolling past an entire fic to get to other posts on a tag because the writer refuses to add a read more again I will start throwing hands what the f u c k

[chaos-and-recover]

It is a truth universally annoying that sometimes the only way to reduce pain is to start moving.

[quietlyblooms]

my tummy heckin hurts y’all

[wizardofick]

the pain of wanting to go to hardcore shows and shove/get shoved around in the pit but i am so fucking short and i get injured so easily