#and my knee will be cramping

[astermath]

man my knee is going THROUGH it. i was supposed to hit the gym again after my trip to copenhagen but we walked so much and idk like. she needs a cigarette or something she’s having a rough time lmao

[femboyclownpierce]

it's big "i miss losa" hours guy s. guys i miss them. ccan they please do something together on the realm again i miss them

[gomzdrawfr]

Hate that when I sat down and get ready with my shit and locked in my tummy goes hA! NO!! *TWIST AND CRAMPS*

[tj-crochets]

Hey y'all! I think I've asked this before, but do you have any home remedies/advice for handling muscle cramps, knots, and/or spasms? I'm staying well hydrated, taking electrolyte supplements, and using a hot water bottle as my current management method but it's not working super great this time Also, crafting updates may be delayed on account of ouch

[climbdraws]

schleepy....

[slashingdisneypasta]

I have a very important ask to send you...

I took my baby Lilly on her first walk today ^^ we went to the store.

I promise I didn't leave the flap open the whole time xD and even so, she has a little leash inside the backpack for her own safety.

Lilly was very well behaved at the store, helped me pick out some soap, and she got plenty of attention from the clerks ^^ she was silent the whole walk, which kinda scared me, but she was more fascinated with the whole world than scared ^^ and yes, I gave her treats when we came home. That is very important 🤍🖤🤍🖤

(Ngl now that I'm home, I can't help but imagine myself with my responsible F/O's like "Your mission, should you choose to accept it," *hands over kitty backpack and the baby* "You must take Lilly on a walk and give her lots of love while I'm at work." XD also, for you, Moony would be going insane over pet backpacks and would get one for Cake.)

EVERYBODY LOOK AT LILLY!

Oh my goodness, Lilly's big day out <3 Of course the clerks loved her!! XD I bet she was the highlight of their day! ☀☀☀☀

And that thing the backpack) is SO CUTE XDD I've only ever seen pram versions, I didn't know their were backpack versions that is adooorabe!! Omg, Moony with one of these 💥💛💥💛💥 ! ! ! Thats it, thats the cute overload for today-

Also- below, find your responsible F/O's (Plus Ryan- I'm not sure if he counts XD) reactions to their mission XD

You; "Your mission, should you choose to accept it," *hands over kitty backpack and the baby* "You must take Lilly on a walk and give her lots of love while I'm at work."

Jerry: He is not wearing that, but he will take the BEST care of Lilly I promise XD She will live in his lap or on his shoulder for the duration of your work day. Imagine Jerry walking around his house doing his thing (Whatever that may be, when he is not luring in dinner or scaring off teenagers) with LILLY ON HIS SHOULDER-

Imagine him talking to her. Should I have the O Negative or the AB Negative for lunch? Come on, you're a soulless creature of the night, too, don't judge me. // Do you like MTV? // Oh look, Peter Vincent on channel 9- Still an idiot I see... Sure is entertaining, though.

Imagine Billy telling on him for all his chatter when you get back XD

Kingston: Kingston's gonna end up with scratched up hands you're going to need to wrap up because he lets Lilly use him (His hands, his arms, his back, whatever) like a cat toy. Its like he doesn't even feel the pain, he's having too much fun playing with the kitty XD

RJ: "... okay." *Has Lilly living on his shoulder all day while he works, givin her treats and neck scratchies*

Tiffany: "Oh baby, you got it! C'mon, Lilly, come with momma."

Lilly my come back with painted claws, but she sure as hell was loved during her time with Momma Tiff XD

DMD!Tin: IMAGINE. THIS TERRIFYING MACHINE MAN WITH DENTISTS TOOLS FOR FINGERS. WALKIN AROUND. WITH A PINK CAT CARRIER WITH A KITTEN INSIDE ON HIS BACK-

Of course he accepts the challenge, and he takes it very seriously, and treats Lilly with the utmost softness; taking extra care not to hurt her.

He lets Lion visit with the little cat, but watches painfully closely and takes Lilly away the instant that he notices the look in Lion's eyes change from adoration and amusement to hunger.

Wheezy (And Ryan!): These two go and hang out with Terry at his place for the day to get away from their crazy roommates and they all watch TV for the day taking turns holding and petting Lilly. Ryan and Terry make Wheezy take regular smoke breaks so he wont smoke around her (Yes, make. I dunno about Terry but Ryan throws things at Wheezy if he doesn't go. He's taking his new friends health very seriously, here!! XD It is a baby, after all. Damn. (Wheezy goes though, he agrees its a good idea. But fuck is it hell. Lucky yer cute, he says, holding the kitten).

[saint-lajka]

my morning routine (wife told me to post it) (ft. inkjet).

poorly drawn at 10am today on my phone 👍

[koszmarnybudyn]

Can i just take my lungs out plsss, they suck ass.

Im having horrigs plauge fr. And no cultist slayer to put me in his castle cause i was pretending to be a prince to steal a stone so my loved ones dont get tortured to nurse me back to health with his silent witch friend. At least theres no maggots. 😫😔

[tjerra14]

I'll never understand people complaining after you politely asked them to give you some space at the card payment terminal

[clochanamarch]

but what if this was a shipping call? huh? what then? what if you liked this post in a cool, casual way, and we could poke at the concept of a romance between our muses? and if it doesn't pan out, no biggie. what then? huh? what. then?

[ddejavvu]

i have to admit the first time i watched top gun maverick i didn't really get it but now that ive seen it for the second time..ooooh man NOW i get the rooster agenda for the love of god sir take me

RIGHTTT like until the cockpit fogs up 🫡

[voidjelli]

If I have to spend five minutes scrolling past an entire fic to get to other posts on a tag because the writer refuses to add a read more again I will start throwing hands what the f u c k

[chaos-and-recover]

It is a truth universally annoying that sometimes the only way to reduce pain is to start moving.

[quietlyblooms]

my tummy heckin hurts y’all

[mothbeasts]

warm bath save me save me warm bath

[raytm]

I would love to do more writing but my body is trying to kill me 😇😇😇🙌🙌