Jenn - 40s - Canada -"I like to have a little pop in my world, if I may, within the context of the rest of the misery." - Davey Havok
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#lmao i was gonna say what about irish butter#my irish tour guides had a WHOLE THING about irish butter#and irish beef#and how it should be priced at a premium but it's not#they were like. the most diplomatically proud irish men ive ever met#and very much like LET'S NOT EVEN GET INTO THE TROUBLES.#i love them#fergus and donncha my beloveds
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it's so crazy that ppl think professionals being into kink is info that needs to be made public. ur too old to still think teachers live in the school yk?
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"hurts because i need to move more" and "hurts because i need to not move it at all" should really be different sensations. i should be able to troubleshoot my own body without just picking one and seeing if that makes it worse.
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Not me finally getting my wish with a guy who has enough going on in his life that he's not super clingy and expecting me to be available 24/7 and MY independent ass being the one like "is it too soon to text him again" lmao I'm gross.
#alexa play attn by beartooth#its actually not that deep hes got his kids for a week and id rather he be present for them obviously#i am simply YEARNING 😂
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IM FUCKING CRYING??????????????
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My villain origin story is how many fucking times this expense report from the conference last week has been sent back to me for corrections.
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My villain origin story is how many fucking times this expense report from the conference last week has been sent back to me for corrections.
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Another thing fandom needs to start doing more of is projecting on tops.
There are delicious amounts of psychological distress you can inflict on that guy once you get into his head. The brainworms of forcing agency and initiative on someone who genuinely is Not Fucking Ready For It are exquisite.
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db cooper fell on sasquatch and killed him and then had to take on his cryptid duties like The Santa Clause. thats why we never found him he was gifted sasquatch powers
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i am utterly taken with the idea of removing “discovered x” from my vocabulary and replacing it with “invented learning what an X is”
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the worst thing about house of leaves is how Stupid I look reading it in public lmao. yes I know I’m holding the book upside down and turning it in circles
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this type of troy barnes line delivery
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infantry and adultery sound like they'd be opposites but they're in fact completely unrelated
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