#and my feet always hurt but i powered through because i wantes to be likw aragorn . i also powered throug very emotional stuff like hurting

[whatifwekilledgodandwebothgirls]

Im survining all shorts of near death experiences, all of which are basically me laying in my bed in my room . Im like aragorn son of arathorn

[hannahchronism]

Florence Logs

aka I wanted to put all the times me & Jordan have like, internally headcanoned into one place so I did a keyword search for Florence and copied the relevant things here. If there’s any earlier mentions of Florence, ctrl+F can’t find them (I also searched “Florie” & “Flo”)

[8/31/2016 12:36:00 AM] Hannah: ((((WHEN FLORIE'S BIRTHDAY COMES UP AND MARK'S LIKE "So how old does that make you?" (BECAUSE THEY HAVEN'T BEEN FRIENDS /THAT/ LONG AND IT'S SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T ALWAYS COME UP) AND FLORIE'S SO COMFROTABLE WITH HIM NOW THAT SHE OPENS HER MOUTH AND SAY "seven-" BEFORE SHE REALIZES THAT "SEVENTY-SIX" IS NOT AN ACCEPTABLE ANSWER AND QUICKLY TACKES ON A "teen" WHY IS THIS MAKING ME EMOTIONAL LIKE SIX MONTHS BEFORE THAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN I S2G)))))

[9/7/2016 8:40:58 PM] Hannah: she's kind of a baby boomer a lil bit [9/7/2016 8:41:14 PM] Hannah: ((actually i think she's "greatest generation" age)) [9/7/2016 8:41:49 PM] Hannah: Florence: BACK IN 'NAM

[9/14/2016 10:42:45 PM] Saltasaurus: (((( Florence after she's outed herself to Mark talking about her family and her crazy religious parents and mid-rant she stops, looks at him, and goes "You know what the worst part is? If you go back just four generations my father's family is ethnically Jewish. JEWISH Mark. Jews don't even believe in Jesus." ))))

[9/14/2016 11:08:52 PM] Tired™: ((florie is literally my fave omg "JEWISH Mark" lmao))

[9/14/2016 11:11:01 PM] Saltasaurus: Florence like "My life made no sense so I died and it got better"

[9/15/2016 9:18:01 PM] Saltasaurus: things i think about while making a bowl of cereal: if Mark lost control and bit Abbie, she wouldn't turn and she'd also heal and everything would be fine (mostly) if Mark lost control and bit Florence, she'd die. Like I legit don't think there's a way around it she would straight up just die. if Florence, for some reason, decided to turn Mark, he could become a hybrid and A) maintain his werewolf traits B) become even stronger, in some regards and also C) I'm pretty sure he'd stop aging and be suspended as a teenager forever ((like the girls >.>))

[9/27/2016 12:07:57 AM] Tired™: Florence "no chill, all chilly" kingsley

[10/1/2016 12:45:12 AM] Saltasaurus: florence sticking her perpetually cold hands under mark's shirt just to freak him out [10/1/2016 12:45:38 AM] Saltasaurus: she doesn't do it for the warmth she does it cause she thinks it's funny [10/1/2016 12:45:52 AM] Tired™: rude [10/1/2016 12:45:58 AM] Tired™: and hilarious [10/1/2016 12:46:00 AM] Tired™: i love [10/1/2016 12:48:24 AM] Saltasaurus: it's like it's snowing out and she's not wearing gloves because Unbothered™ but Mark's got like three hoodies on so as they're waiting in line for something outside she just smirks to herself and then puts her hand on his back and he leaps like three feet away and possibly yelps like an actual dog and she spends the next hour and half laughing about it i can't [10/1/2016 12:48:53 AM] Saltasaurus: ((Abbie also thinks it's hilarious - until Florence does it to her)) [10/1/2016 12:49:18 AM] Saltasaurus: "KEEP YOUR ICICLE HANDS OUT OF MY SHIRT" [10/1/2016 12:51:57 AM] Tired™: mark glowering at her from a safe distance [10/1/2016 12:52:33 AM] Saltasaurus: Florence making doe eyes of innocence like she's not fully aware that she doesn't retain heat

[10/1/2016 1:10:37 AM] Saltasaurus: ((((((Also I have this thing about her using her baby face to draw in literal pedophiles for her "once a year kill" and justifying the murder because literal pedophiles and Idk i can't decide if that's too dark or not))))))))) [10/1/2016 1:10:55 AM] Tired™: i love it tbh [10/1/2016 1:11:08 AM] Saltasaurus: Florie the avenger

[10/1/2016 6:53:56 PM] Tired™: you know the hand slap game? [10/1/2016 6:54:29 PM] Tired™: where you hold ur palms over someone elses and they try to slap the backs of ur hands and u try to pull away before they can [10/1/2016 6:54:50 PM] Tired™: imagine mark and Florence playing that with their supernatural speed [10/1/2016 7:27:48 PM] Tired™: I wrote you some word vomit [10/1/2016 8:59:48 PM] Saltasaurus: beautiful [10/1/2016 8:59:59 PM] Saltasaurus: Abbie like 'sTOP WITH THE HAND SMACKING THING'

[10/4/2016 8:51:32 PM] Hannahbal: also cries about Florence's constant restraint??? [10/4/2016 8:52:24 PM] Tired™: what do u mean? [10/4/2016 8:53:09 PM] Hannahbal: okay like She indulges in stuff like breaking smaller rules and doing, generally, whatever she wants but she can't like lose control [10/4/2016 8:53:25 PM] Hannahbal: she doesn't get to go in a shack and throw a temper tantrum y'know? [10/4/2016 8:53:39 PM] Hannahbal: because if she started breaking things she'd start hurting people and that's so against her code so she's always?? trying to judge what's okay and so she ends up with all this pent up like, tension because she's scared to let it go because she'll hurt someone [10/4/2016 8:54:35 PM] Hannahbal: like there's no question, if she let go she'd definitely hurt or kill someone

[10/4/2016 10:35:59 PM] Hannahbal: "Do they trust the mayor?" Florence, from the sidelines 'MEN IN POSITIONS OF POWER ARE CORRUPT'

[11/28/2016 1:56:16 AM] Hannah: Also: Imagine some poor random person putting their hand on Florence's shoulder and she just gives them the most icy motherfucking stare until they let go

[11/29/2016 2:21:17 AM] Hannah: I was just thinking about how Florence is "no chill" but also the literal ice queen and suddenly remembered that time you called her "Florence "No Chill All Chilly" Kingsley" and now I can't stop laughing

[12/3/2016 6:02:19 AM] Hannah: A concept: after Mark triggers his gene, he and Florence constantly arm wrestle like the pair of supernatural idiots they are [12/3/2016 6:51:58 AM] "The Fall Out Boys": yes

[12/7/2016 6:00:33 AM] "Is it Jordan with an 'a' or a 'y'?": I've also come to the conclusion that your Florence playlist is really good for laying on the cold tile with your feet propped up on the wall and staring at the ceiling [12/7/2016 6:00:42 AM] Hannah: as it should be

[12/10/2016 3:09:57 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: more fun, domestic friends, less angsty paras pls [12/10/2016 3:10:04 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: (I love angsty paras) [12/10/2016 3:10:41 AM] Hannah: speaking of fun domestic friends: how often do you think Florence and mark go through phones on the basis of sheer accidents? [12/10/2016 3:10:58 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: god. so much [12/10/2016 3:11:00 AM] Hannah: Abbie has started keeping track, probably [12/10/2016 3:11:17 AM] Hannah: "I swear to god that's your sixth new phone in the last four months Markos" [12/10/2016 3:11:19 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: Mark's probably got a perpetually cracked screen [12/10/2016 3:11:46 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: "You literally just got that fixed last week, dude." [12/10/2016 3:11:55 AM] Hannah: bless [12/10/2016 3:12:17 AM] Hannah: Abbie breaks hers, Mark and Florence both have a spare that they offer her [12/10/2016 3:12:29 AM] Hannah: "What kind of weird rich people bullshit is this oh my god" [12/10/2016 3:12:40 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: lmao

[12/10/2016 7:17:21 AM] Hannah: I'm mad Florence ignores so many of her emotions because she doesn't have the physical triggers that go with them so when she's around Mark she's twice as likely to identify her own feelings because Mark is a living reflection of them because he's invested in her so when she's upset, he gets upset, and she can recognize them in him and realize "I'm upset right now" what the fUCK [12/10/2016 7:18:59 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: oh my [12/10/2016 7:19:01 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: god

[12/10/2016 12:40:45 PM] Hannah: Active Me: It's weird how Abbie and Florence are so alike in some regards, all that attitude, but also so vastly different Tiny-Voice-in-the-Back-of-my-Head Me: It's because Abbie is like the offense and Florence is the defense. Abbie asserts her position and power before anyone attacks, whereas Florence waits until they actually try before shutting them down. Active Me: ... Yo what the f*ck

[12/11/2016 11:53:41 AM] Hannah: also hey this one's fun: it's my headcanon that Florence can inhale (so she can like, whistle and blow out candles, etc.) but A) she doesn't have to to speak (because magic) B) it's a weird a vaguely uncomfortable sensation for her [12/11/2016 11:54:37 AM] Hannah: C) it gets harder and more painful to do the longer she goes without doing it [12/11/2016 11:54:56 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: WELL [12/11/2016 11:55:02 AM] Hannah: (: [12/11/2016 11:55:36 AM] Hannah: Imagine tho, after Mark gets #Triggered he's suddenly going to be like "You're ... not breathing what the fuck " [12/11/2016 11:56:12 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: he's gonna be so confused by so much i can't wait [12/11/2016 11:56:49 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: likw 24/7 panic attacks hyper aware of the world around him because his senses are gonna be even more heightened?? (: [12/11/2016 11:56:57 AM] Hannah: Florence like "I don't have to. I went through a phase where I thought about living in the ocean like a mermaid because of it." and it's going to take him a week to work out how layered that sentence really is

[12/11/2016 12:40:27 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: do u think mark actually calls Florence "Florie" [12/11/2016 12:40:43 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: like would it be wierd if he did [12/11/2016 12:40:44 PM] Hannah: i think she would let him but idk if he does or not [12/11/2016 12:41:02 PM] Hannah: just not Flo [12/11/2016 12:41:02 PM] Hannah: she hates Flo [12/11/2016 12:41:19 PM] Hannah: (Abbie probably calls her Flo) [12/11/2016 12:41:40 PM] Hannah: ((Florence probably calls her 'Abigail' with all the formality she can muster for revenge)) [12/11/2016 12:42:07 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: (((Mark is in the middle of this just sighing deeply))) [12/11/2016 12:44:09 PM] Hannah: "Oh look it's Flo " "Good to see you too, Abigail " " Guys please " [12/11/2016 12:45:26 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: "Abbie, I'll buy you all the fries you can eat if you just  play nice " "Guess I'm going hungry then" [12/11/2016 12:45:59 PM] Hannah: i'm [12/11/2016 12:46:03 PM] Hannah: offended at how accurate that is lmao

[12/11/2016 7:25:24 PM] Hannah: A concept: Florence acting as the Howler's fixer-upper because 50+ years of living with Alex means she's picked up a good bit about health/healing over the years uwu [12/11/2016 7:26:19 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: bless it "I don't  care  if that'll heal on it's own, it'll set wrong if you just leave it, GIVE ME YOUR ARM MAL" [12/11/2016 7:26:29 PM] Hannah: LITERALLY [12/11/2016 7:26:37 PM] Hannah: #unafraid to manhandle the puppies

[12/16/2016 11:09:15 AM] Hannah: also I had a thought right before i went to sleep and it was like "imagine after Florence has spent time with the howlers and one full moon she gets to see them all wolfed out and without being told she knows which one is who" wtf @ my brain [12/16/2016 11:09:33 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: That's cute tho aw [12/16/2016 11:10:26 AM] Hannah: just imagine lil tiny girl in the woods faced down by a dozen wolves and she just //points/ "Mark" and then goes around the circle [12/16/2016 11:10:42 AM] Hannah: and they're like "????!?!??!"

[1/5/2017 5:18:22 AM] Hannah: I'm still laughing about them intentionally calling each other the versions of their names they don't like tbh [1/5/2017 5:25:06 AM | Edited 5:25:31 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: Imagine, if you will, Abbie and Florence and Mark in some sort of situation like: Florie (on the phone or smthing): Tell Abigail she can tag along if she must (but like in her Florence way where it's clear she's saying "absolutely do not come") Mark (to Abbie): Florence says she wants you to come too Abbie: Tell your creepy girlfriend Flo that I would rather choke on my own vomit than willingly go with her anywhere Mark (to Florence): Abbie said that she'd love to come but she has other plans already. Abbie: -scowling- [1/5/2017 5:26:47 AM] Hannah: ;sklfjg;kljehg [1/5/2017 5:26:54 AM] Hannah: poor Mark [1/5/2017 5:27:23 AM] Hannah: Florence: You know I can hear her, right? [1/5/2017 5:30:10 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: Mark sighs a lot [1/5/2017 5:30:58 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: Between the howlers and Florence and Abbie. His friends are so stressful. xD

[2/22/2017 8:42:56 PM] Hannah: when u realize that one day Mark is going to be old and die and it'll just be Florie & Abs but then u also realize that eventually Florie's gonna die too (probably after about 200 years tbh, she's already having those #disconnect issues) which means, eventually, Abbie'll be completely alone and still 16 [2/22/2017 8:43:03 PM] Hannah: I hurt myself [2/22/2017 9:45:07 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: What to heck I am in public why would u do that to me

[3/4/2017 2:46:05 PM | Edited 2:46:16 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: dammit we talk about ships even jokingly and my brain always, like, latches onto it and stores it and so now I'm just innocently listening to music and then this song ( http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/edsheeran/howwouldyoufeelpaean.html )comes on and all I can think of is Mark and Florence as a ship [3/4/2017 2:49:50 PM] Hannah: amazing

[3/13/2017 10:56:31 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: OKAY BUT [3/13/2017 10:56:50 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: Mark having a panic attack an Florence pulling a Lydia and just kissing him [3/13/2017 10:57:53 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: I mean what?

[3/21/2017 5:42:26 PM] Hannah: I got cold after my shower so I made coffee and I had it cupped between my Eternally Frozen Fingers because i love warm coffee mugs and then I got really upset about Florence doing something similar to that just to make her skin warm the next time she goes to hold Mark's hand [3/21/2017 5:48:09 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: omg [3/21/2017 5:48:54 PM] Hannah: constantly ruined by her being the literal cutest [3/21/2017 5:49:44 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: (Mark like: "yeah same buddy")