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sporco-filth · 26 days

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Episode 2 - The Crush

I feel like the early episodes are a bit slow since I'm mostly just getting the characters introduced and settled.

Also this is very Kevin-focused and so probably is less slobby than some. It has its moments though.

[The scene is Abbot’s. Felix is sitting at a table. Kevin approaches him.]

Felix: Morning!

Kevin: Good morning to you too. Welcome to Abbot’s, what can I get you?

Felix: I’ll have two poached eggs, the maple bacon, a hash brown, baked beans, sausage, sauce on the side, all on two slices of sourdough toast.

[Kevin writes it all down as quickly as he can.]

Kevin: Just to double check: two poached eggs, bacon hash brown, beans, sausage and two slices of toast?

Felix: And the sauce on the side.

Kevin: Oh, yeah, sorry!

[He writes it down.]

Felix: You know, I haven’t seen you around here before. You’re new, right?

Kevin: I am. Today’s actually my first day.

Felix: Ah! I’m sorry for giving you such a tough order on your first day.

Kevin: It’s no problem. I’ve got to get used to this sort of thing at some point, right?

Felix: I’m Felix, by the way. I’m a bit of a regular here.

[Felix has started scratching his arse.]

Kevin: I’m Kevin. I better get your order to the kitchen, but it’s been a pleasure to meet you.

Felix: Pleasure to meet you too!

[He holds out his hand, the one that seconds ago was down the back of his pants. Kevin looks at it and a wave of emotions washes over him. He blushes and squawks something barely comprehensible along the lines of ‘I-have-to-go-busy!’ and he dashes off. Felix puts down his outstretched hand and sniffs it before sticking it back down his pants.]

Felix: He seems friendly.

~Opening Credits~

[At Abbott’s, it’s crowded and Kevin is rushing about taking orders. He gets to the kitchen.]

Kevin: Poached eggs for table 13, and table 8 wants two serves of French toast and a serve of the eggs benedict and―

[All of a sudden, a pipe bursts. Water sprays everywhere and Kevin is soaked as he tries to stem the flow to no avail. Customers start screaming. When all hope seems lost, a voice is heard.]

Felix: Step aside! I’m a plumber!

[Felix, carrying a toolkit, steps behind the counter and into the kitchen. He gets down under the sink and sets to work. Soon the water stops spraying and eventually he rises up and stands back, admiring his handiwork.]

Felix: Yep, that’ll do the trick.

Kevin: Thank you! Thank you!

Felix: It’s my job.

Kevin: I need to pay you.

Felix: Please, no, it was nothing and I’m glad to help you.

[He checks his watch.]

Felix: I better head off.

[He counts out some cash, pays for his meal and then heads out. Kevin just watches him go, admiringly.]

[At Kevin’s house. Everything is immaculate to the point it feels clinical. He neatly puts away his work things and lies down on his perfectly made bed. He stares up at the ceiling.]

Kevin (voiceover): That Felix is so sweet… I mean, I really ought to return the favour after the way he helped me today… Maybe I should make him some biscuits or something… I don’t think I have any sugar though…

[The next day, Felix arrives at Abbott’s. Kevin calls out to him.]

Kevin: Felix! Good morning!

Felix: Hey, Kevin! What’s up?

[He walks over to the counter. Kevin pulls out a box from under the counter.]

Kevin: I know you said it was nothing, but I had to give you something for what you did yesterday.

[Felix looks at the box. It is pure white with a red, satin ribbon.]

Felix: For me? Wow!

[He picks it up, his fingers leaving dirty marks all over it. He rips off the ribbon, totally ignoring the effort put into the presentation. He tosses the lid off and sees inside are rows of macarons, each looking absolutely perfect.]

Felix: Wooow… macaroons!

Kevin: Macarons.

[Felix doesn’t hear this. He sticks his hand in and grabs five at once, stuffing them into his gob. He munches down on them.]

Felix (mouth full): Theesh are delithush!

[Bits of macaron and spit land on Kevin’s face. He gently flicks it away. Felix swallows and burps.]

Felix: Where d’you get these?

Kevin: I made them myself.

Felix: No way! You’re amazing!

[He grabs another handful.]

Felix: I gotta thow theesh to Fed, he’d freak!

[Kevin blushes.]

Felix: Thank you so much! You are my favourite waiter, Kevin!

Kevin: Aw, well…

[He realises he’s acting unprofessional and stands up straight, clearing his throat.]

Kevin: Would you like me to get you a table?

Felix: Yeah! Thanks! These macaroons are great but I need something a little more filling!

[We get a montage showing several days of Kevin glancing over at Felix, messing things up because he’s distracted. One day, Kevin is holding an empty plate and just staring at Felix.]

Co-worker: Kevin! I’ve been calling you for ages. I need you to… wait, what are you staring at?

Kevin: Nothing! I mean, nothing! I mean what did you need me to do sorry!

Co-worker: Were you checking out that guy in the booth?

Kevin: What? No! What booth? Who?

Co-worker: You know, I’ve noticed there’s a time each day when your productivity slips, and thinking about it, it seems to always line up with whenever he’s here.

Kevin: That’s just a coincidence! I mean, I mean—I don’t—I mean…

Co-worker: It makes sense now: you like him, eh?

Kevin: I… sigh… I guess I’m not good at hiding it huh?

Co-worker: No, you’re blushing as red as anything. Heh, I don’t believe it: you’ve got a crush on the pig!

Kevin: He’s not a pig. He’s kinda cute.

Co-worker: Look at him!

[The scene cuts to show Felix at his table, digging around in his nose. He pulls out a piece of snot, admires his handiwork and eats it.]

Co-worker: He literally just ate his own snot. He’s disgusting!

Kevin: OK, so he has gross habits, but he’s a friendly guy.

Co-worker: Sure, but could you imagine living with someone like that? Like, surely it’d get on your nerves? And I’ve seen you, you wash your hands after touching your phone.

Kevin: Phones are rife with bacteria you know!

Co-worker: Exactly! You’re a neat freak, he’s a slob. It’d never work.

[Kevin looks at Felix downheartedly. Felix sees him looking and waves.]

Co-worker: Not to add to your woes, but I still need you to go restock the serviettes.

Kevin: Oh! Yes, of course, right away.

[Kevin’s house. He puts his work things away exactly like last time, like clockwork. He prepares himself dinner, precisely and methodically, and eats dinner. He thinks to himself.]

Kevin (voiceover): I guess I do have a crush on Felix… I mean, I always feel a burst of joy when I see him, and I get so flustered talking to him…

[He finishes eating and washes the dishes.]

Kevin (voiceover): But could I love him?

[He looks at the sparkling clean plate in his hand and then at the rest of his spotless house.]

Kevin (voiceover): I don’t think I could manage to live with a slob… but it wouldn’t hurt to try… I mean, it might break my heart but ‘better to have loved and lost’, right? I guess I just need to find a way to tell him…

[Kevin approaches Felix as he’s eating.]

Kevin: How’s the meal, Felix?

Felix (mouth full): Perfect, as always.

Kevin: Have you heard about the new film out―

[Felix swallows while Kevin talks, his stomach grumbles and he belches loudly into Kevin’s face, interrupting him and leaving him stunned.]

Felix: PHWOAH! That was a good one! Kyle should’ve been here to hear that!

[He chuckles and notices Kevin has stopped talking.]

Felix: Oh, sorry, heh… you were saying something?

[Kevin’s mind is melted and he stutters something about films and just says yeah and walks off staring into the middle distance. Felix watches him go, bemused but just shrugs it off.]

[Kevin gives Felix his food. When he puts the plate down, we see ‘call me’ and a phone number written in sauce. Felix doesn’t even see it as he inhales the food.]

[Felix is at the counter drinking a milkshake. Kevin is wiping down the benchtop.]

Kevin: So, Felix… are you seeing anyone?

Felix: I mean, I see a bunch of people.

[He motions around.]

Kevin: No, I mean, are you, like…going out with anyone?

Felix: Heh, I wish.

[Kevin brightens.]

Felix: But it’s impossible to get some of my friends out of the house.

[Kevin’s shoulders sag and he sighs.]

Kevin: Sorry, I’m trying to ask… are… are you single?

[He’s embarrassed, but Felix laughs.]

Felix: Ah, nah, I’m not dating anyone. Why? Are you trying to play matchmaker?

[Kevin is immediately flustered and defensive.]

Kevin: What! No! I-I mean, well I…

[Felix pats him on the back.]

Felix: I’m kidding. But if you do know anyone who’s into me, don’t be afraid to let me know.

[He finishes his drink and gets up.]

Felix: See you around!

Kevin: Uh… bye…

[Felix walks off, Kevin sadly watches him go and turns away from the camera. We see Felix has left a dirty handprint on Kevin’s pristine white shirt. He slumps down and sighs.]

[Back at Kevin’s apartment. Still dressed for work, he sits down on his bed, head in hands. He looks into the mirror across from the bed and talks to himself.]

Kevin: What am I doing… I need to be direct, I need to say how I feel or I’ll keep coming back like this every night…

[He sighs and gets up.]

Kevin: Who am I kidding… I’ll never tell him…

[He undresses and takes off his shirt. Holding it in his hands he sees the handprint. Tentatively he puts it up to his face and almost brushes it against his lips but pulls it away at the last minute. He throws it to the side and flops onto the bed.]

Kevin (muffled by the pillow): What’s wrong with me? I’m a freak…

[Kyle and Felix arrive at the cafe.]

Kyle: I was talking with Kevin and he’s got big plans for the Grand Final if the Pies make it. He asked me to ask you if you’re coming.

Felix: Yeah, sounds cool! Is he inviting Amy?

[They sit at their table. Kyle rolls his head back and sighs.]

Kyle: We have to, don’t we?

Felix: Oh! What if it’s Carlton v Collingwood?

Kyle: Don’t you fucking joke about that! You know how those two get! It’ll be a warzone…

[Kevin arrives with the menus.]

Kevin: Good afternoon, welcome to Abbot’s.

Kyle: Ta.

Felix: Thanks.

[They take the menus.]

Kevin: Let me guess…

[He points at Felix with his pen.]

Kevin: Two poached eggs, maple bacon, hash brown, baked beans, sausage ― sauce on the side ― and two slices of sourdough toast?

Felix: Exactly right. Your memory must be amazing!

[Kyle looks over his menu at the two of them.]

Kevin: Oh, no, I mean… it’s not like I can memorise everyone’s orders. I can only do it for special customers — I-I mean certain customers, you know, like our regulars, yeah…

[He gets flustered and takes away their menus.]

Anyway, I’ll put your order in and leave you two be.

Kyle: Wait, I haven’t…

[Kevin has already hurried off.]

Felix: He forgot to take your order. Want me to call him back?

Kyle: Don’t worry, he clearly has bigger things on his mind.

Felix: Like what?

[Kyle gives him a raised eyebrow look. Felix is still confused.]

Kyle: You couldn’t tell? He’s got the hots for you.

Felix: Me?

Kyle: Yeah, you. I haven’t seen someone as lovestruck since I first met Fed.

Felix: How did you meet Fed? You’ve never told me.

Kyle: Don’t get off topic. We’re talking about your love life now. So…?

Felix: So…?

Kyle: So, do you think he’s fuckable?

Felix: Why do you always have to be so crude?

Kyle: Answer the question, Felix.

Felix: I guess… I mean yeah, he’s pretty cute.

Kyle: Cute-cute or hot-cute?

Felix: I guess hot-cute?

Kyle: Hmm…

Felix: What?

Kyle: Nothing. I think he’s pretty hot too.

Felix: I said cute.

Kyle: You said hot-cute.

Felix: Because you put me on the spot! And anyway, you’ve already got a boyfriend!

Kyle: Doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate a cute bum when I see one.

Felix: I thought you said he was hot?

Kyle: He is hot, overall, but his bum’s cute. Like you said, he’s hot-cute.

[Felix is about to speak but Kyle stops him.]

Kyle: Shoosh! Cute Bum’s coming back.

[Kevin returns with Felix’s order.]

Kevin: All right, here we are.

[He places the plates down and then realises he hasn’t got anything for Kyle.]

Kevin: Oh! I’m so sorry, I totally forgot to take your order!

Kyle: No stress. I’m sure I’d be distracted by this cutie too if I were you.

Kevin: Ha, yeah… Huh?

[Kevin looks confused at Felix who’s looking miffed at Kyle. Kevin also looks at Kyle who takes Felix’s drink and downs it.]

Kevin: Kyle…

Kyle: Belch! Ah…

[He puts the drink down and stands up.]

Kyle: Thanks for the drink. I’ll see you later Felix.

[He goes out and Kevin and Felix are left awkwardly staring at each other.]

Felix: Kyle can be a bit—

Kevin: I-kinda-have-a-crush-on-you.

[Felix is speechless.]

Kevin: I’m sorry! If you don’t feel the same, that's fine, but I guess you must’ve already known, if what your friend said is any indication.

Felix: No, no that’s OK. Don’t feel bad. And actually, I didn’t know until he told me.

Kevin: Really? If I’m honest, I’ve been trying to tell you for a while, but, you know…

Felix: What?

Kevin: It’s embarrassing…

Felix: Why?

Kevin: Putting yourself out there and all. Thinking what the other person will say, wondering if they’ll think, I don’t know, like differently about you if you do tell.

Felix: I never really worry too much about what other people think.

Kevin: Perhaps I could stand to learn a lesson or two from you.

[They stand there sweetly but also awkwardly. Kevin then realises something with a start.]

Kevin: Wait, you never said if you felt the same. Not that you need to say anything! I mean—

Felix: Sure!

Kevin: Wait really?

Felix: Yeah! I mean, you’re good-looking and you’re always very friendly whenever I come here. Like how you always give me free seconds of pie.

Kevin: I hoped you’d notice that.

Felix: Of course I did. I might not be the most perceptive but when it comes to food I don’t forget. I’m sorry I didn’t put two and two together earlier.

Kevin: That’s OK. You know now and that’s the main thing.

[Kevin’s co-worker walks past, laden with plates.]

Co-worker: Hey Kevin! Enough flirting with the customers. Table five’s been waiting for you to pick up their orders.

Kevin: Ah! I’m sorry! Sorry Felix, I’ve got to go!

[He begins to go.]

Felix: Wait! Kevin!

[Kevin turns back.]

Felix: When’s your shift finish?

Kevin: At four.

Felix: I’ll meet you out the front of Abbot’s then, alright?

Kevin: Are you asking me out on a date?

Felix: I guess, yeah.

[Kevin is about to speak.]

Co-worker: KEVIN!

Kevin: Coming! Sorry again. See you at four.

[He rushes off.]

Felix (to himself): I’ve got a cute boyfriend…

[He starts to tuck into his meal]

Felix: I guess Kyle’s rudeness comes in handy sometimes…

~End Credits~

#my writing #slob #burping #snot #Anyway now Kevin is introduced we can get some neat freak being confused about slobs interactions #for those who don't know the 'Grand Final' referenced is the AFL final #Collingwood and Carlton (aka the Magpies and the Blues) are the biggest rivals #this is also referencing a future episode #I checked my notes for that episode and realised I wrote down Brittany comes from a certain city #which is a bit of a joke among people from pretty much anywhere else in my country #because it's notoriously boring but also kind of viewed as a bit behind and just...#like the people there don't actually try all that hard and it's kind of too easy etc #honestly it low-key fits with the fact she's now planned to be a stoner #I shouldn't make fun of that city I have good friends who live there #and my podiatrist is from there #and my favourite commedian #(I actually think it's a nice city but no one will let me say it)

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crimsonandcloverwrites · 2 years

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BHAH CHAPTER 12 IT'S TIME TO CRY

just wanna say, from the bottom of my heart, buzzy and roman I would die for you thank you for my LIFE

NOT NANS COTTAGE. maximum emotional damage hours right off the bat

god the hill house vibes jamie get out before this place tries to eat u

"Thought for the longest time that I’d never get either of you back.” bruh

Jamie fixing up her old bike for Mikey's birthday at the O'Mara's house. specifically designed in a lab to make me cry

"put out of its misery with a thousand blows to the head with a shovel" is so gruesome I read it like 3 times until I remembered that Jamie actually did that in the middle of some serious grieving jesus

mike calling jamie dani and mikey 'the family' hold on a minute man hold on a minute

dani and mikey snoozing together HOLD ON A MINUTE MAN HOLD ON A MINUTE

god jamie is such a softie this whole chapter is just her trying not to cry with how much she loves people (and is loved in return)

oh boy the eddie jamie showdown

oof my poor son boy

holy fuck this whole confrontation is intense

"After all, why bring home a haunting, a gutter rat from the wrong side of the tracks, half feral and half broken, when the golden boy was right there." how dare u use the title against me like this

"I was mad for her from the start." “We were her best friends. If you fell for her, then how could I not?" hooooooly feelings

jamie saying all this to eddie and not dani. lmao. lol. rofl, even.

grocery shopping together............. intimacy...........

"What if I want more?" Dani being able to ask that now is so important to me that's my baby she's doin so good!!!!!! letting herself love people!!!!!

dfgkjhfkjghfkjh Jackie my beloved

"Jamie made an explicit gesture with her hands" screaming this whole interaction is so fucking funnyyyyyy. in the GROCERY STORE. fucking commedians the both of u

Dani Clayton picking a car by colour and nothing else she's so relateable

horny in a car dealership lot so true! i mean jamie with these practical car skills is v hunky u are so right dani

DANI HAS HER OWN CAR AGAIN. FREEDOM HAS NEVER BEEN SO SEXY

they're so domestic ugh (affectionate)

"I WANT YOU TO WATCH" FKSDJFKJDFH YEEHAW

“I think it would’ve been nice learning with you.” is so soft excuse me while I get emosh in the middle of this sex scene

every day this fic gives me my horny rights *pray hands emoji*

fgkjdfhgkjhdfkjh Judy telling them to take some alone time she said go work out that sexual frustration u horny lesbians

“Just because I didn’t realise it, doesn’t mean I didn’t have romantic feelings.” awww

dangerous dani clayton!!!! she needs to focus on the road!!!!!

"“Jesus fucking Christ,” Jamie said." SAME GIRL

lmao holy shit I love these idiots

nan..... jamie..... ouch

mikey meeting Dani's dad........ gotta go sob for 45mins hang on

Jamie growing Nan's favourite flowers just for her...... the amount of Nan that's in Jamie makes my heart cry

this fic is so like, full of love and really sweet moments but I love that you infuse these little moments of horror imagery in a 'life can be good but we carry around so many ghosts of troubled pasts in us' kinda way. good soup

“You be good. I love you.” i am crying.

sdfjdhfgjdghfjg how is jamie in shock don't tell me u didn't already know u enormous idiot.

I LOVE THE WAY WOMEN LOVE

pls they're so fucking cuuuute

not 'with every piece of me left' ow my heart

i can't believe what them telling each other i love you is doing to me. the power of live laugh lesbians

oh my god Judy i love u

dfjkgdfkjghdfkj Dani dressed for maximum Jamie short-circuiting is my favourite nuclear weapon

Dani "smiling at her as if trying to hold it back" top 10 anime victories

Dani finally getting her horny art room fantasies sfkjghfkjghfkjg oh boy

“You could have brought me here.” I AM LOOKING AWAY THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME. bold dani you will be the death of both of us

“I want to fuck you at home.” wholesome <3

whew I too need a cigarette rn Jackie

ooOOOOooooOo Eddie's got a girlfriend

oof poor eddie and dani though I hope they can be friends again one day they deserve it

jamie in full simp mode is so fun good for u babe

God these necklaces I'm obsessed with Dani wearing hers actually. and these two getting to go out together n be gay n in love in public!!!

jamie oh my god???!? horny rights

i am shaking like a chihuahua

“Surprise," sdfkjghdfkjghiudfhgiuerhgkjdhkjfg

"Jamie: suffering" FUCKIN SAME BRO

aww everyone singing happy birthday to the best girl!!! deserved!!! just as deserved as I'm sure the rest of this night is going to go lmao

DFGKJDFKHG ROBIN. doesn't miss a beat huh?? also i hear she's single can I get her number

jesus christ dani clayton I'm about to drive off the road and I'm not even behind a wheel

Jamie Taylor u are a stronger woman than I will ever be

“You wanna make out for a bit?” pls they're so cute

dfkgjkjdfkh princess. iconic

the "nice" that just left my mouth at Dani in lingerie who are u making me become

“I’ll be whatever the fuck you want me to be, love.” so true! me *handshake emoji* jamie

losing my got dang mind

i love that these two are so comfortable with each other it's so so so lovely to see after all the yearning bruh look at them go

“At my mercy.” i feel drunk. i need to go build a hammock

a thousand points to jamie taylor for being strapped and ready for anything and Dani for being outrageously bold and horny this whole scene was so iconic

oof Karen Clayton

Mikey seventeen the dancing queen? they grow up so fast

oof Dani bby getting into it with her. god she's so poisonous

NOT THE LETTERS

Jamie just patiently loving her while she works her way through this oh love

oh my god the box

dfgkjhdkjhgkjfh the mixtape. heart on your sleeve softie jamie taylor

wait was dani wearing Jamie's half dollar necklace earlier??? cute bastards

“They’ve always been yours.” JUST LIKE DANI'S HEART OH I AM SHATTERED

“You kept me here, remember?” This is like The Notebook level romance but better bc lesbians

and now I'm crying bc they get their happy ending. so much heartache but they still found their way back to each other

"My sweet Jamie" 😭😭😭😭

they just love each other so much how am I supposed to cope????????????

they way they've created this little family full of so much love after coming from broken homes and rough pasts makes me ache so much

sdfkjdfhkg god Jamie is such a tease lmao. have fun girls!

THESE PHOTOS!?!??! OH MY GOD

good for themmmmmm

loving the vast array of fucking we get in this chapter!!!! giving the people what they want (Jamie's |redacted| in Dani's--I am forcefully removed from the premises)

this is not the point but oh my god Jamie building Dani a bookshelf....... romance

Jamie providing Mikey with such a nurturing and stable environment that he excelled academically like this.... my boy..... my beloved Jamie. aaaaahhhhhhhhh.

also SO fond of Jamie Carson shenanigans more more more.

god but Jamie's so scared to let go of her not so baby brother. bigger AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

crying again bc I'm so close to the end and this fic is almost over :(

both of em having to talk to their boys dfkjhgkfj godspeed

genuinely not doing well Jamie and Mikey's relationship is so special and I'm so glad they found each other and they have each other and I can't cope!!! with all these emotions!!!!

EVERYONE COMING TOETHER TO EAT. IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL. THIS WONDERFUL WEIRD LITTLE FAMILY.

the kids all still fighting like they're teenagers though dgkjdfhkjhdg iconic

the simple intimacy of doing the dishes together....

ANOTHER MIXTAPE??? GIMME THE LINK. also that's cute as fuck love is stored in the carefully curated playlists

Jamie is her home..........

BITCH HOW AM I MEANT TO SAY GOODBYE TO THIS FIC. Ok I'm gonna go cry to Jamie's Mixtape (1993)

"if I loved you less I might be able to talk about it more" - me about this fic (however many words of silly waffling this post is doesn't count!!! I'm hiding the real feelings behind humour!!!!). but actually really sincerely genuinely buzzy and roman thank you so much for sharing this fic with us all and making us yearn and laugh and cry and fall in love with them all over again. unmatched.

#bhah #this was pure emotional torture thanks x

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papswife-1 · 2 years

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What do you do when you feel like a piece of mug in the street??

Easy! You think of Papyrus! Even better if you have headcanons of him!!

So...I interpretate Papyrus as a young adult. That means no childish Papy etc etc. My head canon of today is...hugs!!

Papyrus in my opinion is a good hugger. He likes express affection with actions so when he has the occssion to hug you he does it. His favourite type is the behind hug. He found it intimate and is a really good method for let everyone understand the two of you is a thing. He feels more manly too!

Sans, in my interpretation, hugs only Papyrus and, obviously, more the little brother grows more he ask personal space. That's normal. But it means also less huggs for our favourite skelly commedian. He don't mind. Until you came. In the moment he found a special other he'll try everything for gain your attention. Huggs are a part of it. He adores appear on your legs when you are working or chilling by your own and ask attention. Prefers be the smool spoon, while Papyrus want to show you he's the best big spoon that exist.

#undertale #papyrus #undertale au #i adore him #sans #hug #huggs #character headcanons #headcanons #Sans #Papyrus #Papyrus undertale #Sans Undertale #Papyrus hugger #Sans Smool spoon #SPOONS #My fav skelly boys!#Sans the skeleton #Papyrus the Skeleton

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ofprincessesandqueens · 4 years

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"Harry realized he may have a finite period for he and Meghan to make the most impact on a global scale. Mindful that once George turns eighteen and becomes an active senior royal, the focus of the institution will be on the succession of Charles, William,and George—leaving Harry sidelined, just as his uncles Edward and Andrew were when Charles and his brothers came of age." -FF 💀

My favourite commedians, really

#Anonymous #Anon #ask #asdfghjkl

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adaxpower · 4 years

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I've been working on monsters,

This is one of many I made is my favourite, he is the universal watcher that has seen everything and is a commedian

#art #monster

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gospelmusic · 4 years

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Ladies and gentlemen Sammie Okposo and Akpororo on this one Eh…. Are You ready Skaa taa Dance with us Akpororo Yes Boss Let’s go Elelele Elelelele We Praise You Elelele Elelelele We Praise You Elelele Elelelele We Praise You Elelele Elelelele We Praise You Elelele Elelelele We Praise You Elelele Elelelele We Praise You Oya everybody Skaataa dance e oh Skaataa dance Move Your body Skaataa dance Move Your body Skaataa dance Move Your body Skaataa dance Move Your body There is something There is something There is something that makes me come into Your presence, My Helper There is something There is something There is something that makes me come into Your presence, My Helper My Helper o My Helper My Helper My Helper My Helper My Helper My Helper My Helper My Helper My Helper My Helper Skaataa dance Move Your body Skaataa dance Move Your body Skaa taa dance Move Your body Skaa taa dance Move Your body He has lifted You Higher Higher Higher He has lifted You Higher Higher Higher He has lifted You Higher Higher Higher He has lifted You Higher Higher Higher Higher Higher Higher Higher Higher Higher Higher Higher Ah eh, Ah eh Ah Eh, Ah eh You reign forever Ah eh, Ah eh Ah Eh, Ah eh You reign forever Ah eh, Ah eh Ah Eh, Ah eh You reign forever Ah eh, Ah eh Ah Eh, Ah eh You reign forever Elelele Elelelele We Praise You Elelele Elelelele We Praise You Elelele Elelelele We Praise You Elelele Elelelele We Praise You We gonna dance everybody We gonna dance everybody We gonna dance everybody E yea eh E yea eh Everybody dance E yea eh E yea eh Everybody dance E yea eh E yea eh Everybody dance E yea eh E yea eh Everybody dance My Praise My Praise Is the weapon My Praise My Praise My Praise Is the weapon My Praise (Adlibs) Resp: My Praise is a weapon (Adlibs) Resp: My Praise is a weapon (Adlibs) Resp: My Praise is a weapon When sickness tries to weigh You down Use Your Praise eh Use Your Praise eh eh, yea yea Use Your Praise eh eh, yea yea Use Your Praise eh eh, yea yea On Your mark get set Let us go On Your mark get set Let us go On Your mark get set Let us go On Your mark get set Let us go (Adlibs) Resp: Let us go (Adlibs) Resp: Let us go (Adlibs) Resp: Let us go (Adlibs) Resp: Let us go (Adlibs) Resp: Let us go (Adlibs) Resp: Let us go Let us go….. oh Let us go Let us go….. oh Let us go

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Angry Birds Movie 2: Kapil Sharma, Archana Puran Singh and Kiku Sharda will lend their voice

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Angry Birds Movie 2: Kapil Sharma, Archana Puran Singh and Kiku Sharda will lend their voice

Ace commedian Kapil Sharma, Archana Puran Singh and Kiku Sharda has been roped in to lend their voices to Hindi version of animated movie ‘The Angry Birds Movie2′.

Kapil will be lending his voice to the character of Red. Archana will do a voice over for the character Zeta and Kiku will lend his voice for Leonard in the film.

Angry Birds Movie 2

Kapil took to his Instagram account to announce the news and wrote, “Hey guys, meet Red.. he’s got something to tell you, stay tuned for more 😎🤙”

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Hey guys, meet Red.. he’s got something to tell you, stay tuned for more 😎🤙

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Kiku Sharda also took to his Instagram to announce the news and wrote, “Miliye Leonard, the pig, se ,,,,,,, #angrybirdsmovie2 jald aa rahi hai @kapilsharma@archanapuransingh”

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Miliye Leonard, the pig, se ,,,,,,, #angrybirdsmovie2 jald aa rahi hai @kapilsharma @archanapuransingh

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While Archana said, “I am a huge fan of animated movies and ‘Angry Birds’ is one of my favourite films. I remember watching the first part and being left completely in splits, it was so funny,” Archana said.

“It has been a privilege to voice Zeta and be a part of such a big ticket entertainer. I am looking forward to my family and fans hearing me in ‘Angry Birds 2’ and reuniting with my Kapil Sharma family,” she added.

“The Angry Birds”, based on the popular game of the same name, brings the story of Red and his friends onto the silver screen in a hilarious manner. The 2016 film was a hit at the Indian box office.