#and more and more repressed eyeball transplants kept coming out

[cherryblossomshadow]

Naruto's eyeball pingpong

Oct 1st, #fics

Me: I'm reading a fic and FULLY forgot the "confusing game of eyeball ping-pong that Xiao Xingchen and Song Lan play."

Which is so funny bc Naruto also has insane eyeball ping-pong

Between brothers, tho, not lovers

Also me: Well the main one is brothers, the others are grooming and- oh wait, that one's kinda grooming as well. That one's puppeteering your "best friends" dead body with the power of the transplants Uh that one's nonconsensual vore to prevent your brother from massacring your village in your name Oh wait, there's a lovers one too! Sort of. And he didn't actually put it in his own eye socket, that's the one he forcefed Naruto via crow. (Crow, like the bird that flies, not the pie)

Also also me: Hm

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Best Friend: Crow pie??

There's multiple eyeball ping pongs in Naruto?

???

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Me: OH YEAH Major big time

Itachi to Sasuke (baited his brother into taking his eyes to save him from the blood curse or smth) (this was the main one I was thinking of before my memory unlocked all these other batshit ones)

Shisui to Itachi ("best friends," uh-huh sure. Bonus points for giving them to Itachi for safekeeping from Danzo)

Itachi to Naruto (Itachi forcefed Naruto one of the crows he had jutsu'd up. The activated sharingan eye was in the crow, and they both went down Naruto's throat. Came back out when a certain condition was met)

Madara to Obito (grooming)

Obito to Pain/Nagato (ig grooming? He didn't rly interact with him as a kid, and didn't tell him where the eyes came from as an adult)

Nagato/Pain to Yahiko's corpse, his "best friend," who he then used his eyes to puppet his dead body around, calling himself Pain

Whoa how did I forget Danzo! He murdered and harvested from dead Uchiha at least ten sharingan eyes

So yeah at least 7 batshit eye transplants

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Also me: I think I said something like "he fed Naruto a crow" and I wanted to clarify that he fed him a justu crow, like bird crow

Not like "eat crow" (like eat humble pie) I'm actually not sure what "crow" is in that metaphor

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Best Friend: I have never heard eat crow in my life