#and mfing heeseung

[heeheeswifey]

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[lalalovejay]

STOP I AHVE TOO MANY IDEAS IN YM HEAD NOW! THIS MFING HEESEUNG! BRO HE'S GETTING TO ME AGAIN HAHSKSKWKWK

imagine secret idol boyfriend Heeseung, who's currently doing a fansign with his members, and you decide to show up and surprise him. He takes notice of you and sees your jealousy and decides to tease you by doing this.

OMG THE WAY HE LOOKED RIGHT INTOT HE CAMER SOMEONE SEDATE ME!

[tmwcs]

hii and welcome to another episode of nik and rei’s talk shows….anyways

DUDE my boy heeseung is BOLD AFFF right from the start when he put his hand on her kneecap like …. last chapter it was heejeong and now my boy heeseung here is the one getting bold af and advancing with his moves hmmm mkay

“What do you want? Baby….sis?” that pause between baby and sis BRUV I KNEW IT bet he wanted to take off that sis in his sentence sooo bad I swear

“Night sweet thing.” HEE YOU BETTER STOP IT WITH THESE GODDAMN NICKNAMES-

also can I just say the way you described what we were wearing for the wedding oml 😌 got me feelin like a princess and shi 🤭 ANW

that inserted pic of heejeong with his handsome ass blonde hair and heeseung with mfing black hair TF REI DO YOU WANT ME TO HYPERVENTILATE?? GODDDD

“You would look so pretty in a wedding dress.” …..mhm okay respectfully back off 😊✋ propose first will ya? we’re five chapters in and heebros are already thinking abt marrying us REIII BIATCHH

also…KURT ahhh my mannn he seems like a sweet and cute boy good job reina

“are you two dating?” to which you nodded. WHOAA OKAY WE’RE MOVING FAAAASSSSTTTT

“Hi there, I’m Kurt.” oh shit bro 😭😭😭

I can feel the intense tension and heat in that scene oh my days sorry kurt

“Wow, twins huh? My cousin just gave birth to twins.” our innocent kurt…prayin for you 🙏🏻🙏🏻

also UHM FIRST KISS IN THE CAR SHIITT WE GETTIN SOME ACTION 😮‍💨😮‍💨

reina this end part…..

HOLYYY GODDAMNN SHIT THAT ENDING PART HEESEUNG YOU ARE FUCKINNN BOLDDDDD AFFFFFFFFF

five chapters in and heeseung has already had enough oh my, poor bae

BUT LITERALLY THO HELP WHAT THE HELL 🔥🔥🔥

THIS IS SO MFING HOT IM SORRY I CAN FEEL THE HEAT EMITTING FROM THE SCREEN WHOOOOO IM SWEATING

“Let me fix it." oh we’re fuuuuuucked.

and that cliffhanger rei the loml SERIOUSLY WHY YOU GOTTA DO THIS TO ME 😭😭🫵🫵

dude this might be my favorite chapter out of the five my gosh the writing in this 🤌🏻🤌🏻

this is a long reaction sorry bb 🥲

LOOOVVVVEEEEDDDD ITTTTTT

mwa mwa 💕

yeah heebros aren't happy with my girl y/n, so...yeah....heeseung gets first dibs i guess lol. but man..you right, he's bold…”let me fix it"

[nikstrange]

THE DEADLY DUO

STFU STOPPPPP JAKE IN THAT MFING SUIT AND HEESEUNG WITH THAT CUTE BLANKET IM GOING CRAZY RAHHHHH

turning this game around, U WANT MORE HEE???

[encorrectenha]

*there's a fire*

Sunoo: *screams but does nothing*

Sunghoon: omg it's a fire *starts doing the choreography to Fire by BTS*

Jake: I CAN TAKE CARE OF THIS!! *hides behind Sunoo*

Jungwon: maybe if I add more fire, it'll cancel out?

Ni-ki: *roasting marshmallows over the fire*

Heeseung: I have insurance

Jay: *ran away the instant there were sparks*

[yjwonz]

it makes me so uncomfortable knowing people ship niki whos a minor with his other members that are adults,,,

[heeseongism]

Ok I'm gonna need more enha dick analysis from u

Shits too funny

Heeseung has been WRECKING me lately can we get one of him please?? I feel like he would rock our socks off fr

omg im so glad you've enjoyed them bby!! jakes, jay and hoons can be found here 🤍

first things first, lets start by stating the obvious

heeseung has the most BIGGEST THICKEST FATTEST LONGEST MOST SCRUMPTIOUS DINO DICK IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE YOUR OPINION IS INVALID IDC 😙

even when this dude is soft it look like theres a whole ass baseball bat in there so for the sake of my mental sanity im not gonna imagine how big he gets when hes hard

NOW LOOK AT THOSE PICS AND TELL ME THAT HE COULDN'T DRILL A WHOLE ASS FUCKING TRENCH IN YOUR WOMB WITH THAT THING

i internally debate with myself on whether hes hes got one of those pornhub dom daddy dicks or a subby petite camboy cock,,, i blame his ridiculous duality and his VERY OBVIOUS SWITCH BEHAVIOR but some of you guys arent ready for that convo

like hes either VEINY AF with one of those cocks that literally droop bcs of how heavy they are OR hes got one of those zucchini like dicks I SWEAR I MEAN IT IN A GOOD WAY 💀 ik you guys are probably sick of my analogies ever since i said jake has an inverted ice cream cone cock BUT LISTEN TO ME by zucchini i mean that his cock is smooth and thick but also he has a pretty big tip just google what a zucchini is and you'll understand what i mean 🧍‍♀️ LIKE????????

anyways I think his balls would look rlly cute too- pink and petite yk AND THEYRE CIRCULAR DO NOT TELL ME THEYRE SAGGY I SEE SM PPL SAYING HE HAS SAGGY OLD MAN BALLS NO HE DOES NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP 💔

now heeseung is actually pretty tanned and has a gorgeous amount of melanin but those stupid white washing filters hide it from us ‼ and so i feel like hes the same as jay and has a pretty tanned cock BUT heeseung seems like his tip goes more on the pink side than the red side

in conclusion: heeseung has a big ass fucking dick and its a mfing crime that hes not throwing me on his bed, whipping out his cock, and re-arranging my intestines to the point where i can't even remember what my own name is and the only thing i can think or do is moan his name ALL BEFORE dragging me down the stairs, bending me over the kitchen table and fucking me again from behind whilst putting me in a chokehold with his bulging biceps and pulling me head back by my hair and spitting in my mouth.

im filing a lawsuit.

[miedei]

enha reaction to their crush asking to borrow a hoodie

im bored and have no motivation for after the end so here's this, request some more if you want these are fun

warnings: swearing

heeseung

bby's frozen for a good two minutes

oh my god holy shit they could be wearing my clothes is that a good thing what the hell is going on

he only snaps out of it when you put a hand on his arm to see if he's alright

"h-here i hope it's not uncomfortable ok byeee" *throws hoodie at you and runs*

kicking himself on the inside but still so mfing happy

but you're left there like "what the fuck"

jay

acts completely smooth

"oh sure here you go"

but when you slip it over your head??? no no no it's a surprise he hasn't spontaneously combusted

he's cheeks flush and he has to hold himself back from squealing

"you look good"

somehow still manages to fluster you in that state

jake

freezes p.2

but once he comes back he's the sweetest

realizes that you probably want the hoodie because you're cold and completely coddles you

"here you go do you want a hat?? fuck i might have some gloves in here somewhere hold on-"

you have to alert him with a hand on his shoulder

"it's enough jake, thank you"

and he's fucking gone

sunghoon

so confused

are you talking to him?? why?

kind of walks off in his daze and leaves you there, equally as confused

and then, a few steps away he realizes oh shit

he turns back in a haste, stuffing his hoodie in your arms

and then what does he do? he certainly doesn't know

so the two of you just stand there staring for a lil until one of you excuses yourself awkwardly

sunoo

has a raging blush on his face but otherwise v v sweet

hands you the hoodie with a little smile 🥺

"do you need anything else"

your head emerges from the top of the hoodie as you tug it on, and flash him a grin

"i'm okay sunoo!"

his face is on fire but he still looks at you like you're the only person on the planet

jungwon

the only normal one

just thinks "oh, ok" and hands you his hoodie

it's only once he's walked away all fine just like 'oh y/n's wearing my hoodie' and then he realizes

you're wearing his hoodie

so he just kinda hyperventilates the whole day from then on

ni-ki

riki tries to act cool but even you know he's flustered

so you try to play it off

"i don't need it! it just looks comfy and i'm kind of cold but it's okay i'll ask someone else-"

a bunch of fabric is thrusted into your arms and you just look on in shock

he may be shaking in his boots but he still manages a

"i hope that's okay :)"

before he books it out of there

[enhyz]

i'd give jake anything he wants

no because same skshshsbsn I've been in a jake and heeseung brainrot for literal WEEKS. I cannot with those two, mfing teases

[nichoberri]

hii can i request a enhypen reaction to having a younger but mature s/o ?

of course sweetie❤️

let’s go

heeseung

would somewhat admire them for being so mature

even he can be more immature than them sometimes (nothing wrong with that though)

this makes him feel even more open to talk to them about his worries

jay

would think they match really well, since they’re both mature

but then he’d have a ras moment

and then he’d feel relieved that they were there to rationalise the situation and put him at ease

jake

think it’s really adorable that his s/o is basically a baby but has the wisdom of an adult

knows he can go to them when he’s stressed, so he feels comforted by that

their maturity makes him become an absolute clown around them, it just triggers his crackhead side for some reason

sunghoon

is very happy about it, because he sees himself as mature (yeah sure you are sweetie...) even though he’s still young too

still teases them for being ‘a teeny tiny little baby’, who he ‘will protect until the inevitable apocalypse’. *sighs* this mfing boy

they’ll be giving him some serious life advice, but he’ll just be like “yeah but have you noticed how tiny your hands are. omg they’re like a chicken’s”

sunoo

he’ll think they are the coolest human being on the planet

but sometimes he’ll get insecure because they’re so young yet so mature, so he might feel unworthy of them

has a tradition of exchanging positive advice with them everyday

jungwon

knows how it feels to be young but mature, so feels they’re very compatible with his disposition

occasionally feels undermined by them, because ‘that’s his thing’ (ya know, just leader things😙✌️)

just loves them no matter what their age or maturity is tbh

ni-ki

he looks up to them tbh

but he likes being immature and silly sometimes, even though he too is incredibly mature because he’s an idol at such a young age

they balance each other out, so their relationship thrives

[nar-nia]

disclaimer: this is a live commentary again sorry 💀🙏🏻

I'm scared of sunghoon and he's not even saying all those mean things to me 😭

and sunoo saying he can't blame her if she can't focus with this sight (read: HEESEUNG'S MFING ABS) SLDKSKDKSKSJ

FUCK I CACKLED WHEN HE SAID "but something keeps blocking you." AND SHE GOES "YOUR TOWEL" GIRLLLL I AM DYING OVER HERE. NOT HEESEUNG BEING SUPER WORRIED THAT SOMETHING IS WRONG BUT HER MAIN PROBLEM IS HIM BEING HALF NAKED HELPPPP

okay but fr heeseung is so cute and I'm just glad he isn't mean anymore 🤧 I like him a lot better with only a towel on when he's caring.

the most important question is are they supposed to wear anything in the actual bathtub scene 👀

HEESEUNG YOU LITTLE- WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME WANT TO SCREAM AND TEAR MY HAIR OUT AND CRY OVER YOU THIS IS NOT OKAY I AM FREAKING OUT STOP BEING SO SMUG AND SEXY OMG

someone seems to have thought a lot about the kissing scene 👀 I don't mean me but that wouldnt be a complete lie either 🥴

STOP THEY KISSED AHHHHHHHH now do it again 🥰🔪

heeseung 🥺 no I'm so soft he's asking if he can sleep in her bed I am melting omggg what a softie I wanna hug him :(((

what if they wake up embracing each other 👀 perfect way to start the day 🤩

this is going in a really good direction, I am so excited ahh 🤩🤩🤩

I love you, nina, and I hope you're having lots of fun in your vacation 💕

don't apologize for your live commentary because i love it 🤩

i mean sunoo wasn't wrong 😭😭 and we (read: sunghoon) need to give y/n a break, i couldn't focus either if Heeseung stood on front if me with only a towel 💀 she might be good at acting but this is manipulation 😤

i like heeseung more when he's nice too 🤧 nice and supportive because they still have to do this show together!

we don't talk about the actual bathtub scene 🤐

heeseung... no words. head empty. just heeseung. NOW KISS AGAIN ‼️

... did i send you the screenshot of the next day? scream if not and you'll get bragging rights 😏 but yes, now that they finally talked he's just so cute 😭 I love him I love him I love him.

i had a great vacation and lots of fun, but i really missed you. i love you too 💖

[woniehugs]

MY HEART IS ABOUT TO COMBUST

THE ‘02 LINERS AND HEESEUNG 😫✨✨💕💖💘 HAVJNG THOUGHTS SERIOUSLY, HOW ARE THEY ALL SO MFING FINE 😭😭😭😭 GOD IM NEVER GONNA SHUT UP ABOUT THIS

[tmwcs]

babyy 🥹🥹 my reireiiiii im backk!! how are you my loves??!!! i missed you so damn much you dont even knowwww!!!!! I really wanted to just sit and talk to you all day but now is the only time I got to message youu i’ve been really really reaallllyyyy busy with school since I already started and work + the ballet lessons (ik I do this daily but stilllll its quite tiring) + everyday after classes I had to stop by my grandma’s house to help her with stuff (its only for two and a half weeks but goddd its tiring too) so you can imagine how busy i’ve been but not to worry though im doing fine and healthy, and for the past week I became a silent reader of yours!! just liking every post haha but yea im really glad to now have the time to message you and way all the things i’ve been wanting to saaayyy 🥹🥹🥹💗💗💗

enough about me how about you?!!! how have you been??!! what did I miss?? I like to say i’m keeping updated but just in case…what’d I miss omggg

by the way I absolutely loveddddd that one shot and im ngl its new to see a fic of urs thay doesnt have that much of a yandere heeseung but its still so good either way I swearrr you put a spell on me on every one-shot and chapter you post because I think about it for daaayyysssssss!!!! but ugh the tension and the angst in that fic was just *chefs kiss we love soft, needy, regretting hee

BTW DT RECENT CHAPTER WAS SO MFING JUICY I CANTTTTTTTTT the smut part/s in there was WHOOO DAMN THAT WAS ONE HELL OF A SMUT SCENE it always got me sweating and weak in the kneesssss the car smut was the one that’s engraved in my mind good lorddd it just randomly pops up in my head and at the worst times too ugh I could be in a lecture and that smut scene would just play in my mind holy shiiiiiitttt rei ur impeccable and i’d say a master AND QUEEN at these scenes🥵🥵

the girls though are taking a whack at my patience 😐

I can’t say and promise to you that i’ll bombard ur asks like the good ole’ days and quite frankly I feel like the next would be in a couple days but im just glad I got to message you again ☹️

will eagerly and definitely wait for your reply👀👀 my absolute favorite darling and beautiful smart gifted girl (hope I still am ur favs 🤞🏻🤞🏻) hell i’d search the whole dictionary for a word to describe you but none is and will ever be enough.

MWAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU SO SO SO SOOO MUCHHHH

keep writing and doing your goddamn deliciously brilliant work my reirei i’ll always be here whether in ur asks or in the likes section hehe

- ur fav (?) girly, nik/lana💕

my girl!!! ♥️ I had a heethan moment when i saw your message, the whole "pretty baby! you--you came to me....." lol! i missed you so much! i've been doing good, i've been busy as well. been helping out the parents with their business and then spending whatever free time i have drafting up the one shots/requests and the chapters 😉 i'm so happy to hear from you, i know you've been very busy so no need to explain, you do you girl. i'm just so glad to see you once in a while when i can! did you enjoy the one shots? i've been working on the upcoming chapter of TO and also, HHP's next chapter is coming soon 😉 real soon! i can't wait for you to read it. how is ballet practice? how is school? and work?

[yixiangs]

LEE MFING HEESEUNG IS FUCKING WITH MY SANITY I DONT LIKE IT

MY SANITY JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW WHEN I SAW HIM HOW DO I CONTINUE EXISTING

[eterni-ki-moved]

*throws self into a coffin, with the thought of lee mfing heeseung in the very good dance practice*

[strwbrykittysun]

Y'all I have a HUGE CONFESSION........

I want to officially bias Heeseung..... I'M SO CLOSE SO CLOSE SOOOOO CLOSE TO DOING IT NO CAP!!!! IM LITERALLY 👌🤏🤏🤏👌👌👌 THIS MFING CLOSE ISTG!!!!!

SOMEONE HELP!?!??!???!!!