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#and maybe Price once his wife gets her hands on him lol 😂
princessdimondheart · 1 year
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*2 a.m. | Living Room* Y/N Price: Is that blood on mums carpet?? *stuffs mouth with doritos*
Price: No! N-no. Nooo. Definitely NOT blood on your mother’s carpet!
Y/N Price: *squinting with suspicion* *Crunch!*
Price: *serious stare* there isn’t any blood….
Price: *slides 100 USD into her hand*
Price: DON’T tell your mother.
Y/N Price: Hmm… I see we’ve come to an agreement
Bonus:
*next morning*
Mrs. Price: Jonathan Price! Is that BLOOD on my brand new carpet?!!
Price: *startles awake* Damnit!
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