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candy moon get out of my head challenge
#im sorry i keep being mean to him 😭#its just funny imagining bickering with him#and making the dumbest arguments#to the point he just goes :|||||| sighhhhh#youre worse than sun#and id go#aw gee thanks#and then id eat a corndog#because wow im hungry for corndogs rn#i wish i had pogos#but i dont#maybe ill eat cereal#special k is yummy#how did i get here#time talks
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Veilguard does the important work of reminding us that people's religiousity is generally rooted entirely in rationalism, logic, and goodwill toward everyone in the world and not just specific ingroups.
When the Elvhen pantheon, who in many ways take after the Greek pantheon from our world, are revealed to be flawed individuals, something that the Dalish are already aware of because their myths convey some of those flaws all these years later, logically, the Dalish then abandon their gods instantly and without any sort of emotional response and turn toward the rational goal of killing those gods.
After all, during the Trojan war when Apollo felt slighted and decided to send a plague to wipe out the Achaeans (and their dogs for some reason), didn't the Trojans all look at each other and go, "Actually, that was a kind of fucked up thing for Apollo to do. And scary. There's nothing to stop him from using that ability against us. Maybe we should just go kill Apollo"?
No? They didn't do that? Because that would be absurd and entirely out of keeping with how people understand and express faith throughout all of history?
Weird. Well, I'm sure there's an example out there somewhere that jives with Veilguard's quality writing.
#veilguard critical#datv critical#datv spoilers#this might be my dumbest post on this to date idk just#imagine going up to a christian and saying 'actually the devil had good reason to rebel against god'#in fact many people HAVE made that argument#and weirdly christianity still exists#just... the gods ar ereal and they are huge assholes!!!#yeah that religion existed and we have a LOT of info about the people who believed in it#the book of job is just god torturing a dude for a bet (isn't gambling immoral) and somehow I was taught I'm supposed to worship him harder#for it or something idk that story and its lessons never really made sense to me#just like yeah sometimes god is a dick even if you do nothing wrong you still have to act right anyway#like that's a major story in a major religion!!!!#anyway its fine it's whatever this post sucks but I need to get up but porthos is snuggling me so I can't so I'm trapped#and thus making bad posts#veilguard
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A TRUE RENAISSANCE: Our Tour de France 2024 - Inside the Beehive
#jonas vingegaard#one of my favorite parts of the docu actually#you tell 'em babe#this post brought to you by truly the dumbest arguments i've been forced to see with my own two eyeballs on twitter#truly levels of idiocy yet unknown to modern science#anyway.#reblog to make a cycling twitter dudebro raging mad
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The Dragon Prince (a show made by the people that made AtLA) is villainizing a black child (about 14) for wanting his father's murderer to be punished. An extremely white coded elf (she has a Scottish accent) defends the murderer because he was a coin for like 2 years and also because there's a difference between an assassin and a murderer (?) and also because the murderer is gay and wants to go back to his boyfriend. The show paints the picture that the only reason this black child wants his father's murderer to be punished is because he's just angry that his entire kingdom was just destroyed by a racist dragon (note: dragons and elves are on the same side in this show) and not because his father being murdered is directly responsible for every bad thing that has ever happened in this show (including a white man destroying the black elf kingdom and killing it's queen, the black child being forced to become responsible for his entire kingdom at like 12, and said racist dragon firebombing his kingdom).
This is a show for children.
I am questioning everything about the way Katara's justified anger at her mother's murderer was handled now.
It’s been a while since I’ve seen Dragon Prince
But I was already weirded out by the “fantasy racism” elements the show presents when it doesn’t seem racism amongst humans are settled. Could’ve sworn the king even mentioned his obstacles due to the color of his skin(unless I’m remembering wrong). Like that’s just something you really shouldn’t drop, especially when having human brown people and Black coded elves express bigoted beliefs unprompted
Don’t know what’s happening in the story now, but Ezran has every right to feel the way he does. He’s a kind hearted child trying to put back together a kingdom.
#the dragon prince#fandom racism#the dragon prince spoilers#spoilers#lowkey some of y’all might be bitter you can’t project whiteness onto the kid like y’all did Zuko#also that is the dumbest argument (not you) to make about someone not being a murderer#calling them an assassin? murder is in the job description
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If people really think Nephelle would gatekeep her philosophy from Valkyries, women who fought to empower themselves, then congrats on missing the point of everything ever
#iykyk#these are the dumbest most disingenuous arguments ever#I was enabled to make this post in the groupchat#direct complaints to the manager#1-800-idc
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"trans people are just gays who transition because they want to 'become straight'" cool opinion, in my actual lived experience it has been harder to be straight and trans than it was to be cisgender and gay, but go off ig
#i said this in tags somewhere but it seemed worth making a new post too#dumbest transphobe argument istg#apparently i'm transitioning to get straight privilege? i think i missed that memo#i think my straight privilege got lost in the mail#transhet
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Sorry. I always roll my eyes when people claim Persephone was fucking underage.
#Like wheeeeeeere did you get that from#WHERE IS IT#Is it bc of 'kore'? That just means. Young/unmarried woman#'Young' doesn't mean a goddamn child#Is it bc she's picking flowers or described as 'playing'? That still doesn't make her a kid like. Please.#It's the dumbest argument ppl make when talking about why#Shipping Persephone And Hades Is Bad Actually
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joker out balkan kpop men anon: it is 100% affectionate (former kpop fan!). here is a very long explanation. sorry for the essay outline and i hope it kinda makes sense:
- image - it reminds me a little of some of the older kpop boy groups that are established enough that they can have visible tattoos, drink on camera, etc without some kind of fuss. it’s the kind of public image that’s fun and thoughtful and also youthful without being cutesy or squeaky clean. yknow? but also the close relationships within the group that the fans know of and have their own relationships with (a thought for another day but:)
- the closeness to fans (this might just be bc i’m used to bands who don’t interact on social media lol. to a degree i’m thinking specifically about a new group zb1, where the members would reply to fans comments on a specific platform, and fan memes on twitter have percolated into group videos- maybe this specific group is apples vs pineapples but idk! when people talk about nace online and they sound quite a bit like how people talked about baekho from nuest, just time adjusted, it gets that pattern recognition)
- fandom behavior (for better and for worse, although this might just be on account of JO fans on social media generally skewing younger and in spaces where some share what other music they listen to, there’s quite a bit of kpop) - in a sense, the way JO fans sound on twitter uses almost the exact same tones as kpop boy group fans. but even if you adjust (favorites of the girls and gays!) hockey fans, bird and bug people, plant people - in most cases, they don’t use the same language unless they’re also kpop fans.
anyways i hope this isn’t too much of a bother to read and that you have a lovely day. heart hands @ u
thank u for returning with your analysis and enlightening me on the kpop lore, i'm taking notes! i'm not on twitter and i barely touch tiktok so i don't tend to see what the JO fandom is like outside of tumblr (though sometimes one of you comes back with the most ominously vague complaint about what it's like over there...)
and yeah i agree with your other ask:
i think woobifying grown men is just gonna happen in fandom spaces lol, it can be funny as long as it's to a reasonable degree
🫶🫶🫶 back at you!!
#joker out#important note: this is NOT serious discourse we are having a silly conversation <3#ppl are free to agree/disagree without it being a Serious Argument#this would be the dumbest discourse if it was actually discourse pls dont make it that lmao#i find it funny i'm the one being sent these asks when i know nothing about k|pop lol i'm having fun though#ask
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[rips hair out] thinking how miles chose to pursue physics solely because he wants to find a way to see his spidey friends (peter b and gwen) only to find out they couldve visited him the entire time and they didnt
[bangs head to the wall] thinking how miles discovered there's a whole gang of spiderpeople and then he finds out that he's "not supposed to be a part of this" and finds out later why and gets hunted down by hundreds of spiderpeople for it
[screaming] thinking how miles descending further and further into a panic attack and sees all the past events that had happened and "you're a mistake! if you hadnt been bit, peter parker would've lived!" rings loud and clear in his head when all he wanted to do was make sure his dad is safe
[punches wall] because miles morales didnt deserve any of the bullshit thrown at him throughout the last half of atsv and everyone in spider-society (except the real ones, hobie and margo) should fucking sit in the corner of shame and realize that they've forgotten the core essence of who spiderman is; to keep going even when the entire world is against you. even when everything seemed impossible.
miles morales proved himself that he IS spiderman. even when everyone (spider-society) is against him, he keeps going.
[slides down to the floor in tears] and then before miles manages to get himself together he then gets stranded into a universe where the one thing he feared would happen turn out to be a reality in that universe and-
anyway miles morales is the goddamn goat and i will stand by that forever and always
#miles morales#atsv#spiderverse#good grief for gwen to realize something is wrong#anyway i dont want miles-gwen to end up together onscreen#let it happen off-screen so it's entirely up to the audience's interpretation#because what gwen AND peter b did to miles was severe and might take awhile for him to see them the way he used to#miles WILL forgive them#and i hope they make them (peter b and gwen) try and earn it first#saw an argument bringing up uncle aaron and how miles forgave him even when he tried to kill him#that's the dumbest take i've ever seen because first of all : that man is FAMILY#and aaron is a somewhat secondary father figure to miles so really that argument makes my head spin
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hey!! i just wanted to pass by ur inbox to let you know how much i enjoy ur writings!! i reblog them once in a while and now i kind of caught up on the mini-fics that i didn’t read yet from ur event!! but i didn’t wanna spam like/reblog in case it might’ve bothered you, so i chose to send an ask instead,,:)
each one of those fics are so wholesome n heartwarming,, and honestly i know this app can be shitty when it comes to feedback so i thought you really deserved to know how GREAT ur works are!!! obviously idk you on a personal level but it truly looks like you put a lot of efforts in writing and expressing all kind of emotions, we human beings, go through. you’re also such a sweet person like😭😭 ur always so genuine and nice,, and i mean all of these together make you one of my favs writers out here.. so if you ever wonder whether your works are good enough, YES, yes they a 100% are. i’m done talking now,, mb this is kinda long sksj… btw have a gud day/evening!!!<3
oh my GOODNESS what a LOVELY message to end the day with :”) my…. my HEART I AM JUST!!!
ok full disclaimer for anyone (you included my lovely human being) that anyone is more than welcome to reblog/spam me with what they read and just wanna share what they think, haha! i don’t think people understand how welcomed that is (or maybe it differs from person to person). thank you for being considerate, though!!! i greatly appreciate you considering that but honestly, fire away, friends. i will see and most definitely reblog each one HAHA! <3 so just putting it out there first!
and…. oh my goodness this is so??? SO LOVELY??? my heart is actually so warm right now i just– :”) thank YOU for taking the time to come into my ask and send me this. it’s so, so comforting to know that the work i put out, the things i write to comfort myself and to have a release somewhere, is comforting someone else and bringing them joy even if it’s in the slightest. that truly makes my day. and definitely makes all of this worthwhile. and honestly? it’s the kind of tumblr i missed from my days writing for exo, then to bts.
i was hesitant to start writing for txt bc i felt like the community of people i used to write with under an-exotic-writer seemed to have faded. it’s like we ALL dropped out of tumblr at the same time and it made me miss the community i was in. so now being here, a couple of months after i came back to tumblr and being welcomed, having this kind of support and now reading a message like this??? unmatched. i am forever grateful and thank you so, so much!!!
(i bet you didn’t expect an essay back but KACHOWWWWW i am the queen of writing essays with sappy feelings <3 thank you my love and have a good day, afternoon, evening, night, wherever you are, sweet bean!)
#kind words#kind people#<3#not#not you making me emotional right before im about to do my skincare routine#who said “”tears“” was a part of the cleansing step#also i got more sappy than usual bc a lot has been going on lately??? for some reason???#like my master's is no surprise with making me feel anxious 24/7 but the last week has taken UP by a notch#its better now but like#just as im getting better with uni#my cousin got into a small accident during sports and had a minor concussion with slight memory loss and it SCARED the life out of me#shes one of my closest cousins and i would've lost it if the doctors didn't say it wasn't serious and that she's fine with just swelling#then i had the dumbest argument with my bf LITERALLY after i visited my cousin and it just#honestly it all blew up#and now logging onto tumblr and this is the first message i see in my ask is just#the timing is unmatched#the comfort i feel is just#thank you#that much i can tell you <3#this is a part of my core memory now LOL#if anyone is reading this hi im ok its all good i just wanted to put this out somewhere#:)#<3333
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Big emotions in the likes only fandom I feel
Instagramification of tumblr will never not hurt ... likes do NOTHING round here
#breached containment#look everyone going: posts always had more likes than reblogs: yall ever heard of ratio?#it‘s about having more than 3 times as many likes as reblogs i fear#dumbest argument you can make to me is: it doesn’t fit my aesthetic#okay? so make a sideblog where it does fit idk this is tumblr it‘s not deep enough for y‘all too go: uwu it doesn’t fir
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is there a more annoying species of cunt than the ones that go "well i think [opinion A] but people who also think [opinion A] make bad arguments sometimes so i'm gonna start thinking [opinion B] instead"
#you spineless centrist fucking mousse#if you only believe something as long as the people arguing in favor of it do so in ways you approve of you don't actually believe the thing#like idk just picking a completely random topic that did not inspire this post at all mmm aaah AI for example#if you're like ''i don't like AI but i don't like the arguments anti-AI people make so now i'm ok with AI''#congratulations you don't actually hold a single idea in your head that was the product of your own thinking#you were at best reactionary and at worst just repeating whatever the popular take of the day was until you found a better one#it doesn't matter if the people on 'your' side make the dumbest arguments you've ever heard. that's still 'your' side#if you believe in something it shouldn't matter what someone else has to say about it.
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WEIRD QUIRKS BATBOYS HAVE IN A RELATIONSHIP ── .✦
A/n: I can’t stop thinking about batboys who have gen z humor in relationships like please💔 RELEASE ME. Like imagine these fighting crime then laughing while watching TikTok on a random Sunday?? (Tags: batboys x fem!reader weird quirks)
© dollishmehrayan — ( all rights reserved to me. These works cannot be reposted, translated, or modified. Thank you for understanding dollies! )
DICK GRAYSON ── .✦
Emotional Support Golden Retriever BF: Dick will send you a random “I love you” text with 15 heart emojis and the rainbow hearts in one line (ugh DISGUSTING 🤢) followed by “I miss you” five minutes later… even if you’re in the same room. (STUPID MILLENNIAL.)
Chaotic Selfies: He’s the type to send you selfies with the dumbest captions like, “Why am I kinda hot tho?” or “Babe, if you leave me, you’re blind.”
Random Dance Breaks: Dick will randomly break out in TikTok dances in the middle of your conversations. You’ll be arguing about what to have for dinner, and he’ll just hit this (here) saying, “Can’t be mad at this, babe.”
His Comedy Bit: Anytime you trip or stumble, Dick’s like, “Are you falling for me again?” Cue your eyeroll as he grins like he just invented comedy.
JASON TODD ── .✦
The "I Hate Everyone but You" BF: Jason sends you TikToks that scream “us” energy. Think of the “grumpy bf, sunshine gf” trope in meme form.
Trash-Talking Together: He doesn’t even pretend to like people. “He looks like wind whistles through his head,” he’ll whisper to you about someone in a coffee shop, and you’ll lose it laughing.
Petty King: He sends screenshots of your arguments back to you like, “Tell me I wasn’t right tho.” But he’ll also say, “We’re not fighting, I just think I’m funnier.”
Affection, Jason Style: If you’re cold, Jason’s like, “You should’ve brought a jacket,” then gives you his. But only after making a snarky comment like, “This makes me look good, doesn’t it?”
TIM DRAKE ── .✦
The “I Can’t Sleep” BF: Tim sends you memes at 3 a.m. with “this is us” captions. Then he sends another an hour later saying, “No fr, we need to sleep.”
Weird Intellectual Tangents: Tim will randomly look up from his laptop and ask, “Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?” You’re too used to it at this point.
Social Media Detective: He likes your posts so fast it’s suspicious and always is the first comment with “❤️” . “How did you see that in two seconds?” you ask. He shrugs. “I have notifications on.”
Soft Nerd Energy: He makes playlists with names like “thinking about you in the Batcave” or “late-night snack runs with you.”
DAMIAN WAYNE ── .✦
Blunt Affection: Damian’s the type to say, “You look ridiculous,” but if anyone else says it, he’ll glare and be like, “She’s perfect.”
Random Acts of Service: He’s not into grand gestures, but suddenly your favorite snack is waiting on your desk, and he’ll just mutter, “Don’t make it a big deal.”
Reluctant Meme User: He pretends he’s too sophisticated for memes, but you’ll catch him smirking at one you sent. “It’s not that funny,” he’ll insist, but you know better.
Sass King: If you call him cute, he’ll say, “I know.” But if you ignore him for too long, he’ll sulk like, “I don’t require your attention. But also, why haven’t you looked at me in 10 minutes?”
#jason todd#jason todd x reader#dc#batboys#dick grayson x reader#dick grayson#nightwing headcanon#nightwing x reader#nightwing imagine#red hood imagine#red hood x reader#red hood headcanon#red hood#jason todd imagine#jason todd headcanon#jason todd headcannon#dc comics#tim drake x reader#tim drake headcanon#tim drake#tim drake imagine#red robin headcanon#red robin x reader#red robin#damian al ghul x reader#damian wayne x reader#damian wayne#damian al ghul#bruce wayne x reader#bruce wayne headcanon
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Gettin’ freaked out by the abv thing again
I saw another “Beer is really DUMB because it has LOW ALCOHOL and I tried one once when I was 20 and HATED IT I only drink 20% COCKTAILS” post and it gets very confusing to me, especially because this one was in a group for a primarily queer audience and was tacitly equating drinking fruity high abv cocktails to *checks notes* queerness.
Because, y’know. You’re queerness is based on how much you like a certain drink, and you’re “tougher” for drinking more alcohol.
Like, sure, I get it, you wanna seem cool for drinking something and maybe you felt genuinely hurt that a frat boy called your blue hawaii ‘gay’, but
maybe we stop equating one’s value and even one’s ‘queerness’ to alcohol consumption
#lgbt#queer#this is the DUMBEST THING WE CAN DO#Me liking craft beer and not other alcohol doesn't make me less queer#just like you liking sugary sweet drinks doesn't make you MORE queer#Like jesus what the FUCK did we get ourselves into with this argument!?
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Hii!! Would you be willing to write some nam-gyu/player 124 x reader hcs? I just love roh jaewon sm <3
boyfriend nam-gyu in the games.
warnings … this is kinda buns… that’s it
lovely notes … i lowkey hate how his character acts but i love roh jae-won too ᥫ᭡!!
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boyfriend nam-gyu who didn’t tell you he was entering the games. he intended to disappear for a week, and then show up with some bullshit excuse and a large sum of money.
boyfriend nam-gyu who was pissed off beyond belief when he came to find out that you were in the games because of his debt. the salesman recruited you to ease your boyfriend's debt and unfortunately, you couldn’t resist.
boyfriend nam-gyu who wouldn’t allow you to leave his side. it irks thanos a little bit, but he doesn’t really say anything because you and nam-gyu are together.
boyfriend nam-gyu gyu who only votes to leave because of your presence. no amount of money could aid him if you were to die here, and all because of him.
boyfriend nam-gyu who gets into countless arguments over you. he’ll argue over the dumbest shit, like someone bumping into you and not apologizing. he feels the constant need to defend you but he tends to take it a bit far.
boyfriend nam-gyu who constantly has a hand on you. it may be on your waist, his fingers interlocked with yours, or his hands in your hair.
boyfriend nam-gyu who insists on a “good luck kiss” before each game. you both are well aware that he just wants an excuse to kiss you, but who’s going to complain about it?
boyfriend nam-gyu who would lose his mind if thanos were to say something about you. if something he said was the slightest bit of suggestive, he might actually fight him about it.
boyfriend nam-gyu who loathes seeing any other player talking to you. even if it’s simplistic small talk to pass the time, he feels a surge of jealousy seeing other people interact so casually with you.
boyfriend nam-gyu who has you alongside him during every game. you don’t really have a choice because he has a vice grip on your hand. you couldn’t go anywhere even if you wanted to.
boyfriend nam-gyu who encourages you to stay away from thanos. he knows he’s a terrible person and despite hanging out with him, he doesn’t want you anywhere near a person as heinous as him. he definitely doesn’t want you taking whatever drugs thanos has on him.
boyfriend nam-gyu who always offers you a portion of his food. he’s a little greedy and secretly wants to keep it all to himself, but he puts your well-being before him, so he always offers you a piece.
boyfriend nam-gyu who sleeps in the bed directly next to yours. the beds are so tiny and can barely fit two people, so he finds peace in sleeping in the bed adjacent to yours.
boyfriend nam-gyu who only allows himself to be vulnerable with you during lights out. he doesn’t want any other players to view your affection as a weakness and use it against either one of you. so, the only time you see the true doting state of your boyfriend is when no one else can see.
boyfriend nam-gyu who wants nothing more than to be affectionate around you, but he knows he can’t for the sake of both of your safety. if he wants the two of you to make it out alive, he’s well aware that he has to put on an uncaring facade in the face of everyone else.
boyfriend nam-gyu who would kill someone for you. it’s a terrifying concept, yet not an unusual one amid the deaths all around. it’s slightly unnerving how quick he’d end other players life in your defense.
boyfriend nam-gyu who has plans to take you out somewhere after you get out of here. he’s the reason you’re here in the first place, and the least he can do is try to make it up to you.
#(౨ৎ) — fics .#nam gyu#nam gyu x reader#namgyu x reader#nam gyu fluff#nam gyu imagine#nam gyu scenario#squid game#squid game x reader#squid game fluff#squid game imagine#squid game scenario#squid game netflix#squid game season 2#squid game 2#x reader#x reader insert#reader insert#gender neutral reader
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I’m bored so DORM SET UP HEADCANONS!
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Heartstabyl:
-With the stairs constantly moving, most second and third years have somewhat memorized the patterns, yet never tell the first years.
It’s like a right of passage to figure it out for yourself.
-Similarly to how each of the other dorms has their special little extra area (Ex: Pomfieores Hidden Lab, Savannaclaws Colosseum etc) Heartstabyl has a literal courtroom that goes often unused, but sometimes if Drama or Arguments gets too much, they will have a court session to debate it, or just joke debates.
-Due to it nearly breaching capacity, the third years do not have their own dorms, but share with one other student, of their choice if mutual or random otherwise. Trey and Cater share a room, which has been jokily dubbed the Leprechaun room. (Clover suit with green hair and goldenish eyes + Ginger with soul sucking bright green eyes)
-There is a confiscation room that only Trey and Riddle are SUPPOSED to have access to. Unfortunately for them, Che’nya does exist and can be bribed into robbery with (good) cheese, (good) cheesecake, or cool trinkets as long as the confiscated item isn’t overly dangerous or too illegal.
-Ace and Deuce’s room is known for being the loudest and has received an unorthodox amount of noise complaints.
-Some students make the hedgehogs outfits and little hats.
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Savannaclaw:
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-As it’s literally made of ROCK, there are many incidents and injuries from running into walls or tripping.
-If food goes missing, their is actually war fare and it is taken personally, but Ruggie has managed to escape suspicion for his entire stay so far.
-Not a goddamn vegetable in sight, Jack has a stash of them and is so far one of three students to do so.
-Dumbest dorm in the club with the highest drop out (usually for pursing a sports scholarship at another school) , expulsion and injury rates.
-Due to fights, sports and literal brain damage from being hit in the head with a discus one too many times, the dorm members are often at the nurses office.
-Sometimes gets ABO jokes from (mostly) Ignihyde students, and has literally no clue what they’re talking about unless directly explained. Jack didn’t say anything to the majority of the school for about a week after Ortho explained it to him.
-From what we see in Leonas Room atleast, all the windows are glassless, so some students will straight up jump out the windows or fall through them on the regular.
-There actually IS a vice housewarden, atleast on paper, since it was required, but nobody knows who it is, not even the vice themselves.
Leona picked a student from his dorms name at random, and Crowley never checked in with the student, and has been under the assumption they’re constantly busy or just neglectful thanks to Leona gaslighting.
The only thing he has told Savannaclaw is that he can confirm it’s not Ruggie, since he didn’t know he existed at the time.
-Rook has crawled through Leonas window ATLEAST ONCE to bother him, and after that he put up drapes so he had a better chance of hearing him coming.
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Octavinelle:
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-ALL the drama and ALL the blackmail. Literally a dorm of Regina George level dramatics. Pomefiore has nothing on them.
-Gaslighting and Manipulation extraordinares
-As Ursula herself is based on a Drag Queen (Divine), I imagine they have Drag Nights at the lounge, and they’re extremely popular.
-Alot of the non-mer students make jokes about drowning if the barrier ever gets removing, and as most of the mers likely blush blue instead of pink/red, usually many first year humans think their literally choking/ can’t breath for a hot sec.
Also alot of strange incidents and firsts for them, like finding out your roommate is bioluminescent.
-24/7 Elevator music in the lounge, so it drives them absolutely INSANE if played around the dorms too.
-The music was never actually turned off during Azuls OB, as Jade, Floyd or Azul himself probably had the key to the audio room, or was already locked into the bluetooth, so everyone was losing their shit whilst spa music was playing in the background. Sort of like that one Markaplier quote:
“If purple guy is the creator, then what does it all mean- CAN WE CUT THE CASUAL BONGOS?!!”
-I KNOW we see the beds aren’t this way from the Octatrios beds but I hate the basic ass design of Octavinelles actual inner dorm, so y’know what? Clamshell and/or Oyster beds that can open and close like the ones Ariel and her sisters have in the movies.
I’m also changing the color scheme because where the fuck dId they get MAJORITY WHITE AHD LIGHT FUCKING LAVENDER FROM?? URSULAS COLORS ARE BLACK, SILVER/PEARL AND PLUM??
So yea fuck you, Plum, Pearl/Silver, Black, Blue and dark teal color schemes with alot of corals, underwater cove and ocean themed furniture.
-If the dorm were to ever run out of transformation potions, things would get wild real quick.
-They have a pool that is basically just an aquarium you can swim in. Floyd was banned for a month once for trying to drown someone. (Jade was infact not only an accomplice, but the one who gave Floyd the idea in the first place, and immediately threw Floyd under the bus when Azul caught them)
-Azul has a secret private pool hidden behind a door wall thing.
-Jade has a Room of Shrooms that is locked off to the general students.
-Many of the students learn serving tricks to get extra tips.
-Will spitefully bring someone who came laters order first if you’re being a pain. Repeatedly if you really earned it.
-A student once brought heelies, and Floyd immediately jumped on the idea. So yes, some students will heelie over to your table for the sake of “convenience”
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Scarabia:
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-Introverts: Welcome to hell.
-As another dorm with open windows, there are some falling issues.
-Jamil does that mom thing where internally he’s like “Nobody helps me in this fucking house” or will passively aggressively say something like “Well if you want to do this more often, maybe you could start helping out.” but when the dorm students actually offer to help 9 times out of 10 he’s like “absolutely not you’ll mess it up.”
-Schemers canonically but both negatively and positively. Like would say the most sweet and positive plans like their planning a mutiny.
-Like that one “If Antinious was actually a sweet guy” remix of Hold Him Down from Epic :
“Haven’t you noticed who’s missing? Don’t you know the prince is not around?
I heard today is Telemachus birthday, and I heard today he comes back to town so-
I say we gather near the beaches, I say we wait til he arrives~
I’ll slip away while you all distract him so I can go PREPARE THE SURPRISES.
Hold him down…While I’m in the kitchen~
Hold Him down…While I start to bake~
Hold him down while we slowly bring his buddies his family and Favorite Cakeeee~
Cut it down….into tiny pieces
For the prince���Serve it Alamode…
When the prince wonders what his gift is…ONLY HIS MOTHER AND I WILL KNOWWWWW”
Yea thats Scarabia student planning core.
-Steal one thing from this dorm and you can probably feed a family of four for a month.
-You can get a medical pass to be exempt from being in the dorm during the day if you’re sensitive to heat.
-Not all the students actually like the parties, but participate in them for the free food regardless.
-Its concerningly easy to lockpick most of the treasuries, but nobody has done it sheerly because they would feel bad if Kalim still forgave them.
-Its common for first years unused to the heat to straight up pass out before even making it to the dorm since from the map, its a concerningly long walk, so they had to install a mini secondary teleporter sheerly to avoid constant heat stroke.
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Pomfieore
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-Smells like a Sephora and Bath and Body Works with a side of Chanel Perfume
-Many of them are very invested in celebrity drama.
-There is what has been nicknamed “The Garden of Death”, which is a small garden in the back of Pomfieore containing many poisonous plants used to create, and this may come as a surprise, poisons.
-Second highest drop out rate, mostly due to struggles with pursuing a budding career in the entertainment and/or artisic industry and balancing school aswell.
Vil usually does try to dissuade them, but unfortunately it is a good point that he was, even if he did his career work on his own, still had the Schronheit name behind him, creating a high bias with many directors and companies, so he already had higher chances then the average budding actor since the start, and I can imagine alot of the students pointing that out if they didn’t have the same.
-Some students, when they think Vil is not looking, will sit on the throne as a joke.
-The amount of makeup and mirrors in this dorm is crazy.
-Epel has, on more than one occasion, jumped out of windows to escape Vil/Rook, so 80% of the common area windows are locked.
-The walls and carpets in the main areas actually have very thin sheets on them to prevent makeup stains.
-As one of the chonkiest dorms, both in length and width, walking around can be hell if you’re in a rush. So many stairs, so little time.
-The Secret Lab has a Emperor’s New Groove like lever system that only the dorm students know which is which, but sometimes mistakes are made.
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Ignihyde:
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-When I say you can HEAR the electricity moving through the wires EVERYWHERE.
-Actually blinding to walk into at night due to the amount of screens.
-The kitchen is actually souped up and super clean because it’s nearly never used.
-They have Streaming Parties whenever a new season of a well liked anime or show among the students comes out, and on very rare occasions, Vocaloid Raves when a new album comes out.
These are the ONLY parties Idia attends and actually assists in the setup of, so you know it’s absolutely wild. Its a unanimous agreement that nobody is allowed to tell any other dorms about it (Ramshackle excluded)
-Ortho is the world’s nicest hall monitor at night when he’s bored and Idias actually asleep for once, but it can give students whatever the equivalent of FNAF is flashbacks.
-It’s a dorm joke to say “I’m tired, i’m heading home to Hell” or “I’ve got to catch the Ferry to the Underworld, see ya later”
-The projects the students are cooking up in this dorm makes Elon Musk look like a toy maker.
-These motherfuckers are also nocturnal sometimes. The main room is more active at night then during the day.
-They have a constant cat visitor that they’ve yet to realize or find out is Che’nya in a cat form. Trey once noticed Idia walking to a vending machine with a purple and pink cat on his shoulder and simply aggressively sighed.
-The Cat is lowkey pampered, and it actually started when Che’nya was making a getaway and accidentally ran into Ignihyde in his secondary form.
-Least Magic using dorm. Literally that one meme where it’s a few characters using normal weapons and then it’s a character from the same series with a gun. Ignihyde is that character.
The Genya of the NRC dorms.
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Diasomnia:
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-Will practically go into nuclear reactor evacuation if Lilia manages to get into the kitchen.
-They have an entire armory of everything but firearms. However there is a bazooka that Lilia donated for comedical reasons.
-Nearly everyone in the dorm despises Sebek for a multitude of reasons. It’s unfortunate but by god is it true. He is mostly unaware of this and the fact they were near ready to throw a party when he started hanging around Ramshackle more.
However, The only thing keeping Sebek from being literally mass jumped is the fact they don’t want to risk pissing off Lilia or Malleus and thats about it.
-Very Pointy furniture. Everything is VERY POINTY. Poke at your own risk.
-When leaving their room at night, their constantly on guard because of Lilias jumpscaring streak.
-The bridge is the worst thing ever if you have a fear of heights as it’s extremely cracky and thin.
-Some students genuinely think Silver is dead when they find him in random spots asleep.
-Lilia can turn into a bat and you cannot convince me otherwise, therefore alot of the students will eye bats on the ceiling with suspicion trying to see if A: Lilias among them. Or B: If they’ll snitch to Lilia if they’re doing something they shouldn’t.
-Sometimes they’ll polish the gargoyles and grotesques for Malleus.
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Ramshackle:
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-Yuu/MC has a string of Polaroid photos taken with the Ghost Camera in their room.
-Creakiest couch known to man, and everything within the dorm has some scorch or scratch marks from Grim Zoomies.
-The ghosts become cool Great Uncles, and Knit like crazy during october, since they can’t really touch things afterwards, so MC ends up with a pile of blankets, sweaters, scarves, hats and more.
-They also tell MC the tea with the other school ghosts.
-Skully actually haunts Ramshackle, but the secret area below it, which used to be the main dorm, but nobody dares go into the basement, so nobody really knows about it anymore. If MC were to find it, he would be BEYOND thrilled.
-Everytime a new idiot is initiated into the first year squad, they usually end up with their own “room”, since Ramshackle has way too many empty ones anyway.
-Originally Ace and Deuce just shared one since most of the rooms were broken down and they weren’t taking chances, plus there was only one next to MC and it would feel weird if they were an entire dorm apart.
-This came in useful during Book 5 because alot of their stuff was already kinda just…there anyway.
-Jack just uses his room for Cacti. Thats really it, since the last time he tried to store weights in there, it didn’t end well.
-Epels is excess Apple Storage and a Vil-Free Safe zone, which is often raided by the rest but mostly Grim since Apples.
-Orthos is just a charging port and some movies and games. It does look very strange compared to the rest with all the near SCI-FI theme going on.
-Sebeks is just more of a reading and training room now then anything else, and there are swords in there that Yuu/MC is permitted to use for self defense.
But it used to be, for awhile, jokily named the Room of Shame, because Ace consistently managed to trick him into going in and would lock the door when he made one too many human discriminative comments and wasn’t allowed out until he apologized.
-Ramshackles outer doors and windows actually use a super old enchanted lock with only 5 keys in existence (Yuu’s and the 4 extra you can give in the guest room) , so its unable to lockpick, to Rooks dismay, he’s banished to only looking through the windows
-Unfortunately, Ace did get his grubby little hands on one of the key’s at some point, so he is a constant B&Er of Ramshackle (truly best friend core) and often drags Deuce with him.
-Ramshackle has a themed mess of items, as many are gifts from the other dorms, a Kettle from Ramshackle, Rug from Savannaclaw, “Accidentally over ordered extras” of chairs and a table from Octavinelle, Silks and Culinary equipment from Scarabia, etc etc.
-Sebek did fall through the floor once because he was stomping around like he was kinda used to in Diasomnia, and overestimated the durability of Ramshackles Floors.
-This happened multiple times to Floyd aswell during their occupation of Ramshackle in Book 3.
-A ton of random trinkets from Malleus exist within the dorm, some found, some not.
-Lilia will sometimes follow Malleus and MC on their midnight walks as a bat, and Grim once tried to fight him, telling MC a random bat he saw on the porch was being fishy.
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I’m tired so thats about it.
Enjoy
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