#and lily is like?? cool evan what can youuu give me discount for fucking my husband??
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listeeeeen my bartylily are the ultimate fail marriage and i love them for it !!!!
#they just keep cheating on each other#tbh they both know#its amusing atp#just wait until lawyer dorcas finalizes the divorce#and barty asks her for a discount for fucking his wife#and evan is just laughing truly#and lily is like?? cool evan what can youuu give me discount for fucking my husband??#they will however spend christmas together#FOR THE KIDS OFC!! (the dogs)#barty crouch junior#lily evans#bartylily#rosekiller#dorlily#evan x barty#dorcas x lily#barty x lily#evan rosier#dorcas meadowes
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