#and like it was a bunch of different spiderfolk

[sodacowboy]

yeah sure I’ll take that as a sign to rewatch across the spiderverse

[buckybarnesbingo]

What the Pic? - Pic Summary Game

Aim of the Game: Provide some kind of summary for what is going on in the pic.  Thank you to our Party Mod @ariasfandom​ for facilitating!

@saganarojanaolt - A chase ended badly

For the baddies

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@pherryt -  "In retrospect, letting Steve drive the van had been a bad idea. Too bad nobody listened to Bucky"

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@liquidlightz -  Steve knew he shouldn't have let Sam drive... Bucky just couldn't resist hiding up on the roof and tearing out Sam's steering wheel when he least expected it... for old times sake

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@lokivsanubis -  “Honestly driving had changed a lot since 1943. What’s this automatic mean?” Steve is honestly confused. Bucky sighs, “Next time I drive.”

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@lokivsanubis​ -  Clint just looked at the key then back at the door. Bucky paused, “are you sure you live here?”

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@liquidlightz - Steve had been struggling to get a handle on his new body after the serum... looks like it's back to 0 days since the last mishap.  Good thing he can just break the lock and get in that way, who needs keys anyway.

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@pherryt - "Bucky glared at the broken off key. He just wanted to grab a shower and hit the hay. He hadn't even been using the metal arm. He wasn't Steve for God's sake, just breaking things willy nilly. Which meant... Sam. Sam's prank had gone too far this time..."

@lokivsanubis​ -  Steve still wasn't' sure 100% how this photo survived all these years. And yet here it was as he looked at at his best man and then back at his partner. 

 "Don't worry Babe," Bucky assured them. "You've got yourself a winner in Stevie." 

 "And don't worry." Clint assures from the side, "We definitely ate that pizza." 

Steve just wanted to curl up and die. That photo was 5 years and at least 90 lbs ago.

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@liquidlightz - What the hell Buck?" Steve exclaimed as he bent down to check Clint was still breathing.  "You open the door inward, not out at people!" 

 "You're the one who installed it after your last little episode... maybe you should have read the instructions as to which side the hinges go on!

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@saganarojanaolt - Clint has a fantastic aim, Drunk Clint has a fantastic aim too just sometimes for the wrong targets As Tony have learned the hard way when the cup hit him on the head just when he taken the pizza

@lokivsanubis​ - Sometimes it's the things you don't say that say everything. The fact that Tony didn't depart the plane told Steve everything he needed to know.  He put the flowers down and accepted his losses. The fact that Bucky couldn't let their relationship die here and was currently on a plane to California to drag Tony home is another story entirely.

@saganarojanaolt​ -  I can imagine all kind of explanation of why Tony didn't board the plane

And it ends in Happy end

@lokivsanubis​ -  i feel like Bucky would show up like 'WTF?' And tony be like hmmm? What do you mean it's thursday? JARVIS WHY ARE YOU MUTED!?

@saganarojanaolt​ -  Exactly

Or Avengers business

Or an accident

Tony got on the wrong plane

@lokivsanubis​ -  Tony trying to fly coach is just a disaster waiting to happen.

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@saganarojanaolt​ -  Tony gets into an accident, and because he doesn't have an ID with him - why would he? Everyone knows who is he - when he loses his memory he is noted down as a John Smith This protects him from the paparazzi but also from Bucky finding him

@lokivsanubis​ - ohh the drama i love it!

especially if they shaved his face or his hair for some reason.

so he'd look different

@saganarojanaolt​ -  nods nods

Surgery

Or it was bad guys who caused the incident - so they shaved him and thrown him off somewhere far away where he was last seen

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@liquidlightz​ -  Steve waited to receive his Russian internet match with bated breath and a humble bunch of flowers, they seemed so small now, he really should have gotten a better bunch on the way instead of relying on the airport shops, they were extortionate, maybe he should stop being cheap and go buy a bigger bunch... 

 as he considered his frugal choices he heard his name called out, and looked up to meet the most mesmerising sky blue eyes he could have never imagined, a shy tentative smile on a gorgeous face framed by luscious long wavy locks, and cradled to his chest in a sling, a little toddler...  asleep, while his dad struggled one handed with the luggage.

They were as smitten in person as they had ever been over their emails, and the flowers were graciously received but left forgotten for anyone else who might need them more... they both now had everything they needed and all their hands were full...

@lokivsanubis​ - though i'm imagining Bucky with Alpine in a cat sweater lol

but OMG SO CUTE!!

@liquidlightz​ - ha ha... plot twist... the baby is a kitten!

@menatiera​ - Bucky still doesn't know to this day how his phone ended up outside on the windowsill. He suspects either Sam's prank, or some kind of magical mishap from a practicing Sorcerer Supreme. Anyway, good thing he has a few Spiderfolks on speed dial, even if that means he'll owe a favor to one of them. Now to decide which one is the safest bet to be indebted to...

@dreaminglypeach​ - Has a few spiderfolks on speed dial, but he needs his phone to be able to call them to come rescue his phone… not sure how well Bucky has thought this one through

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@pherryt​ - that's absolutely Clint's phone. he climbed up on the roof to take a picture of something and then it slipped right out of his hands. Now Bucky's wishing Nat was here to help talk clint out of doing some aerial stunts without a safety net just to reach the damn thing. "Phones can be replaced, dumbass" Bucky's muttering. Clint, halfway down the wall already 'But it's got pics of Lucky and Alpine cuddling together!"

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@liquidlightz​ - Bucky had been insisting that he could scale buildings and climb through windows better than Nat could... which Clint scoffed at, nobody would believe him, and Nat refused to take up his challenges so he could prove his point. 

 She'd left him no choice; with Clint's help he'd managed to swipe her phone and abseil the side of Stark Tower to place it outside the common room window which he knew to be tightly sealed...  Steve and Clint had timed him as impartial witnesses. 

 Now Nat would have no choice but to retrieve her phone and everyone, including Jarvis, was placing bets and keeping a close eye so they wouldn't miss it when she made her move...

@saganarojanaolt​ - Nat quietly kills Bucky, while everyone is watching the phone, no one takes her phone unpunished

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@lbibliophile-mcu​​ - Bucky glares at Steve 

"But...!" 

"No. I've told you before, no playing on your phone during briefings. I thought you would have learnt from Clint's example last week."

 "But..!" 

"Calm down. Stephen can help you grab it again after the meeting. If you pay attention."

Steve never had these problems leading the Howlies... he just had different ones

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@your-ginger-angel​ - It's not Bucky's fault that he forgot his phone on the windowsill.  He'd been sucked into some stupid TV show Steve was watching and before he knew it, he was sobbing as character A professed their love to character B (he had no idea what the characters names were or what they were saying -- Steve had some damn good windows!) and then as Character B walked away, Bucky had put his hand on the window and cried, "Noooooo!"  Now, he doesn't think Steve heard him, but the movement had to have caught his attention because Bucky had been forced to made a quick climb up to the roof before Steve realized that Bucky was perched on the sill keeping an eye on him.