#and lIKE

[annoyance-for-u]

I love reality checks about characters like this.

nsfw bruce headcanons !

— with all of his past playboy tendencies, i'm like 99% sure he isn't as rough as tumblr dc smut community makes him out to be. bruce craves genuine love and slow, firmly yearning love making though he'd never openly admit that.

— actually a big yapper during sex? like always gruffing and complaining about something very mandain while like... pulling out your third orgasm?

— literally spends half the night murmuring about logistics or some board meeting as he’s tugging your knees up, pushing you down into the mattress, each word rumbling low and delicious, barely making sense because he's burried into your clit.

— overstimulates you on 'accident', he's just firmly convinced he knows exactly what you're able to handle and to what extent as well. though he'll stop if you say ofc

— likes to loosen up on the dom part of it sometimes, especially when he comes home after a long patrol. in those nights, he’s all grit and quiet murmurs, his usual control slipping as he buries his face in the curve of your neck, half-rough and completely vulnerable, every lingering kiss a reminder of how deeply he needs this, needs you.

— really likes to takes his time, doesn't matter how many cases he has on his deck, when he's with you he's as patient as it possibly gets. it's just to silently show you how special and loved you are and because he simply enjoys it.

[justtkatt]

Constantly arguing about bullshit but they actually deeply love and care for each other IS MY FAVORITE DYNAMIC IM GONNA HURL

[z-1-wolfe]

happy pride :3 i offer religious trauma

[schcherazades]

no asoiaf posting i do will ever beat lebanese people hanging banners over highways asking god to protect jon snow when s8 premiered

�� the people of beirut support jon snow against his battle with the white walkers” “jon snow….may allah protect you” like this is so funny i love my ppl

[triona-tribblescore]

okay so they may have a minor chokehold on me at the minute-

[damianwaynerocks]

“jason todd is the crazy one” “no it’s damian” tim drake committed several acts of terrorism

[aulerean]

postmaster pearl and her *ahem* postmaster pigeons

[alevens]

canonically Zoro and Luffy take naps together with Chopper pass it on 🙏🙏🙏

[somerandomdudelmao]

Are you questioning your existence right now? Seeing how people starts to help out of blue? Can you feel it~? *dancing to the music*

IM QUESTIONING IT SO INTENSE YOU HAVE NO IDEA

[intotheelliwoods]

This is part 3! Part 1 can be found here

Must be a weird feeling, just to have this little guy trusting you..

Masterpost

[intermundia]

more peak tier anakin behavior (and also an unfathomably incredible choice by stover to include) is anakin not noticing that palpatine was trying to imply obi-wan was fucking his wife, because he assumed that if obi-wan WAS fucking a senator, it would be a man, and it's enough to rouse him from his exhausted, annoyed haze into sitting up, because they need to go find this man Right Now. brilliant. iconic. 10/10 content and prose. god bless this book

[literaryspinster]

I hear a lot of talk about how Hollywood isn't comfortable with showing romantic relationships, interracial or otherwise, without a white person involved. But I'm not sure that fans are actually comfortable with that either? And I don't think they're comfortable without a significant white (white male specifically) presence in their favorite genre shows.

[thatmooncake]

Therapy bots AU I’m making with @flinxypie where you have a lil accident at your job at the pizzaplex and early into your recovery they show up at your house to finish the job therapise you and it’s pure shenanigans and dreamscape misadventures from there onwards.

(A bit more AU info under the cut)

Sun used to work at the Fazbear theatre until it closed, then he was repurposed to work at the Superstar Daycare until it closed too. After spending a loooong time begging any human staff he could find to let him do something (anything) useful instead of just collecting dust, he was given this new job as a therapy bot - and it came with a few neat upgrades too. But of course that meant having to pretend he knew what he was doing. And of course that meant having to pretend that Fazbear Entertainment had good intentions. And of course that meant Moon was coming with him too.

Moon used to be Sun’s partner in crime at the theatre, performing onstage with him every day until one day he just …switched off and wouldn’t respond. He was always a little glitchy, and there was a reason for that. With no body to call his own, Moon took to the dreamscape, where he was used to conduct dream experiments of the soul-trapping kind in secret. Now he’s back in his body, and he’s struggling to adapt to the world around him (especially during the day), but in the dreamscape he knows all sorts of (bad) therapy concepts he can introduce you (and Sun) to, and he may find yet another willing participant to drag into dreamland with him.

Plot points that come up include:

- The time you went out for a walk and Moon buried himself under a pile of leaves because it was sunny outside and you never found out where Sun picked up that potted plant from but he showed it to you anyway because he thought it’d make you smile

- The time Sun thought he was taking you to the beach but it was actually just one of those pop up places they put in towns but at least social anxiety is slightly easier or at least more amusing when you’ve got a robot friend by your side who didn’t know it wasn’t the real beach

- The time Moon almost got you to sleep so he could take you to the land of dreams but then there was a gotdang cricket chirping in the room because bearded dragons gotta eat

- The time you went to the dreamscape and fused with Sun and Moon and having their thoughts in your head was weird

And much much more (probably)!

[jennifersminds]

I don't care what you think anymore. JACOB ELORDI AS FELIX CATTON SALTBURN

[theslythernfreak]

something in me actively shriveling up and dying everytime i see dick grayson potrayed as someone who cant even do the most basic of things