#and kieran is like 40 or close to it

[twinge-of-cosmicangst]

Actually find it interesting that the tomgreg age gap is bought up a lot, but tomshiv age gap (the actual canon couple) isn’t, when Sarah Snook is only one year older then Nick Braun, which makes her 13 years younger them Matthew Macfadyen. Obviously actors ages aren’t the same as character ages especially in and show where Alan Ruck is only 10 years younger then the man playing his father, but still. It’s is somewhat implied that Greg is younger then Shiv, possibly still in his 20s as he was staying in his youth hostel in season one, but it has to be late 20s to be any way believeable, Shiv could be same as snook so middle 30s, so what 5 years older then then Greg?? Which wold still make her about a decade younger then Tom, who surely can’t be any younger than 44.

[keepingeahalive]

C. A. Cupid Headcanons:

Her full name is Chariclo Arganthone Cupid. She doesn’t introduce her first name, since she knows most people won’t be able to pronounce or even remember it.

She is a demigod. This means she is not immortal, but she is extremely long-living and has god-like powers. She is over 1500 years old and has been a teenager for a few centuries now. 

She caused the whole fiasco with Romeo and Juliet. She doesn’t like to talk about it.

Cupid has crazy abandonment issues. Having been left on the steps of Eros’s temple as a newborn, she’s always been grateful for her godly parents. That being said, she feels she has to prove to them that she’s worthy of being their daughter. 

She’s having a bit of an identity crisis at the moment. At Monster High, she had felt she wasn’t scary enough. At Ever After High, she feels too monstrous. She’s neither a true fairytale nor a true monster. She’s not even a true god. She tries to fill the void will some sort of distraction, whether that be her radio show or her love life. 

That said, since coming to Ever After, she’s had to change her entire personality for her own safety. She actually hates being sweet and saccharine, but she knows she has to so she may blend in. She wishes she could be more witty and outspoken like she was at Monster High, and she misses the freedom that came with attending her former school. 

She sometimes slips and calls her friends “ghouls” or “beasties”. Reactions range from confused to offended, so Cupid tries to use fairytale slang as much as possible to acclimate to this new society.

She has six older siblings called the Erotes. They are the biological children of Eros, are fully immortal, and focus more on lustful desires than real love. They would often pick on Cupid for being a hopeless, sappy romantic. They own a nightclub called Venus. 

Cupid desperately wants to know who her birth parents were. She already feels out of place in Monster High, Ever After High, and the rest of her family, so she figures knowing where she came from will help her understand her true place in the world.

She loves sweets, but she has her limits. She prefers dark chocolate and black licorice over other sugary snacks.

She hates archery. Most think it’s because she’s a terrible shot (which she is), but she doesn’t like the idea of messing with someone’s head. She will only use them if they are an absolute necessity, such as when Draculaura was hypnotized by Kieran Valentine. 

She hates love potions. She finds them deceptive and disgusting. She realizes that’s somewhat hypocritical on her end. But, in her defense, she knows the consequences that come with love and magical matchmaking. It’s why she prefers her radio show over her arrows.

Cupid is painfully aware of how fairytale society views beasts and monsters, and it’s precisely the reason she keeps Monster High a secret. She doesn’t want to lose any fairytale friends, but she also doesn’t want any of her monster friends to be disrespected. She reasons that if she doesn’t talk about it and fakes being afraid of certain situations, then nobody gets hurt. It does hurt that she can’t talk about it though.

She can fly, but using her wings for transportation takes a lot of energy. She hadn’t had to use them until recently, since her Monster High wings were made of bone. Needless to say, she’s still getting used to this new power.

She has a close relationship with Hades and his wife Persephone. She visits them during winter break.

Cupid has a thing for the color blue. She doesn’t know why, but everyone she’s been naturally attracted to has worn blue in some form. 

She loves horror movies. They remind her of her ghoul-friends, though she has a few words to say about how the fairytale word portrays monster representation. 

She’s a talented astrologer. She uses it in her love advice show and for her own life in general, mostly for her own peace of mind.

She prefers 1930s and 40s jazz on vinyl over mainstream pop radio music.

Cupid still remains close friends with Dexter. She did need some time away from him at first (obviously), but they still care about one another. She’s even formed a close bond with Raven after getting to know her more. She reminds Cupid of her friends at Monster High.

[lialia0213]

Here’s the chief of New Mushroom! 

Here’s a few facts about him!

* Roughly in his late 30s to early 40s ( since he’s a vampire/elf mixed their ages are usually longer)

* Once ruled the northern realm (had to take over his mother’s kingdom because she was being a bitch) and settled here in the western realm where new mushroom is today.

* Very strict and will not take bullshit.

* Very grumpy and tired.

* Is about 7’11 feat tall.

* Very scary and intimidating for his size

* All the police officers (including officer Bronco) are afraid of him (I would be too 😭)

* Married to First Lady (Kyani)

* Has 3 kids Kieran and Sebastian (11-12) and Melody (4-5).

* Had an older daughter name Tenshi but sadly died when she was 6 (this was during his young years)

* Drinks mushroom coffee

* Very close friends to Corey the Manicore, famous wizards and witches, and Detective Kirnon Valentine.

By the allSpark did this take me a while 😭😭 but I like how he turned out! Probably gonna draw different things to him as I draw him more. But for right now this is good for now.

[storiesabouthumanandthings]

The Punk and The Suit 4

When Kristoph gets back, John is in his office. Kristoph acts normal and walks past him and goes behind his desk and begins logging in. “Hello father, is there something I can help you with? I don’t think I have ever seen you come in on a weekend.”

John slams his hands on the desk, placing his face next to Kristoph, “Do you know who you’re dating?!”

Kristoph continues to ignore him. It’s not John’s first tantrum he has sat through, “A bit, that’s the whole point of dating. You meet, you talk, you get to know one another slowly. You don’t send Private Investigators after them.”

John stands up straight and pulls out a file from his blazer and tosses it down on the desk, “His family has ties to the IRA! They are Terrorists!”

Kristoph looks at the closed file and turns back to the computer, “And we are in America. How can they do anything to Ireland in American? Plus that was what? 30-40 years ago? Most of that is over with.”

Kristoph can see that John is turning red with fury, “That doesn’t worry you?”

“No, not at all. That has nothing to do with Kieran. In fact, I just meet his cousin who owns a small business and we are talking about me having dinner to meet his family.”

Whatever redness John had was made pale with that last statement, “You can’t be serious?”

“When have you known me to make a joke?“ Kristoph says factually as he types away.

John huffs and tries to pull at straws, “Well I forbid it. I demand you break up with him.”

Kristoph scoffs and answers in a sarcastic tone, “What? Am I suddenly some medieval princess you are going to lock away in a golden tower? You have been crying for years I should be dating. That it’s unseemly to have a nearly 30 year old son who is not in a serious relationship, and yet, the second I do, you demand I quit. You really can’t have it both ways, Father.”

“I wanted you to find a woman of good standing who would be a benefit to the family name, not some disrespectful little-”

Kristoph cuts him off, standing up with his hands firmly on the desk, barely holding on to his rage, “Oh! Now you want to talk about the purity of our family name?! Should we have discussed it eight years ago when you got married a month after mom died? Should we have discussed it when my new ‘step’ brother already had said last name? Perhaps when you decided that my two years younger ‘step’ brother with the same last name and very similar features was going to inherit your company at twenty-six years old huh?! If you want to talk about staining the family name I suggest you look in a mirror!”

John’s mouth repeatedly opened and closed to argue and say something. He ended up leaving with a huff, “This isn’t the last of this.”

Kristoph takes a few deep calming breaths before he shakes his head. He takes the file and puts it in the shredder. He pulls out his phone and sends a text to Kieran

*So my family dug into your family past. Sorry about that. Is it true you are in the IRA?*

*Grandma was ALLEGEDLY a head of a section of the IRA but she was never convicted. Shortly after The Troubles ended is when she and the family immigrated over. And we haven’t cause problems since.*

Kristoph sends a raised eyebrow emoji

*Fine much trouble since. So how pissed was he?

*He demanded we break up. I think he is looking for chains to lock me in the office. Might need you to come save me like a knight in fishnet armor*

*Isn’t that basically just loose chainmail? Lol*

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[camelliagwerm]

25 For the Dragon Age asks?

Oh thank you. | DRAGON AGE ASKS

25. What is/was their relationship with their family like?

I'm not sure any of them have an objectively good relationship with their family. This got a little long so under the cut it goes.

Considering Magni committed fratricide and didn't even hide it, and supported Bhelen only because he wanted an Aeducan to remain on the throne, I wouldn't consider it to be a good one. Though, since Bhelen canonically won't give up on Paragon Aeducan thanks to some ambient banter during Wicked Eyes and Wicked Hearts, I guess they must have at least made up at some point and the Ferelden-Orzammar alliance must have held. He's also an absent father from all five of his children's lives, for varying reasons — Valda (his daughter with a warrior caste woman that he had an affair with prior to Origins) because she is a mostly unacknowledged bastard; Magni the Younger & Gorim the Younger (his sons with Mardy) due to duties elsewhere; Kieran because they and Morrigan are separated; and Astyth, their daughter with Anora, for her safety as at that point (9:44/45) the Reaver madness has likely begun to set in. In short, Magni has currently disappeared and no one quite knows where they are as of Veilguard (I'm hoping we'll get at least some hint of the Warden's presence, even if we don't see them directly.)

For Rosalind, by the end of DA2, the only family she had left was Sebastian, who she had only recently married, Gamlen (who she doesn't talk to much) and Charade (again, she doesn't talk to much.) And obviously, Malcolm died before DA2 began, Carver died in Lothering, Bethany in the Deep Roads and then Leandra at Quentin's hands. And her relationship with Leandra and Carver were strained. She was forced to be the provider too young and it made her resent her mother, especially when she was told she had 'Leandra's look'. She felt like she was constantly competing with Carver when she didn't want to, and she was so overprotective of Bethany that it strained their relationship too and it got Bethany killed. Hell, Rosalind originally took the Templar specialisation so she could protect Bethany without Beth ever needing to go to the Circle. Losing every one of them and then nearly Sebastian too turned her mad with grief, and she was only beginning to heal around 9:40, when Sebastian left the Chantry and she resgined from being Viscountess. But those old wounds reopened when Varric got in contact with her about Corypheus, and she felt like she owed it to everyone to leave behind her husband and their infant twins to go to the Inquisition. She didn't come back. Her relationships with her family were distant or smothering, no in between.

Arthur has a mixed relationship with his family. On one hand, he cannot abide his brother Percival, his mother Marina died when he was six and has been estranged from his father, Godfrey, ever since his magic flared up for the first time (when he was told Mama wouldn't be waking up again.) But he also had a loving, maternal figure in his aunt Lucille, who took guardianship of him and made all the necessary arrangements for him for being taken to the Circle and the benefits that were afforded to him as a Trevelyan, despite his status as a mage. And he was close with his sister Matilda (Tilly), prior to her marriage to an Orlesian chevalier; he and Tilly reconnect during the Inquisition years as Tilly lives in Val Royeaux with her children (husband was killed during the civil war.) Ultimately, to a lot of his wider family, his name was more likely to close doors than open them due to being a mage, until he became the Inquisitor and all of a sudden, they were clamouring to be a concerned, loving relative of his. He shut them out, and only remains in contact with Tilly and Lucille, even after Trespasser. And besides, he also gets a large, extended family in the form of the Chargers after he and the Bull tie the knot.

[xadairix]

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[cian-kelly]

CIAN KELLY

Basics Age: 40 Birthday: September 15th Occupation: Owner of Emerald Downs, Underboss Born: New York City Resides: Northside ✓   Level-Headed, Reliable, Discreet ✗   Oppressive, Insensitive, Cruel

Cian was born and raised in NYC and is the cousin to Quinlan and Kieran Kelly. He's never had any issues with his family name and accepted the responsibilities given to him from the moment he was old enough.

During his late teens and early twenties, Cian enjoyed his wealth and freedom a little too much and it was questionable whether he would be trustworthy with more responsibilities in the organization. He got his act together soon enough and his rebellious phase was never talked about ever again.

Eventually Cian became the underboss and worked closely with Quinlan, happily joining his cousin on the move to Colorado to continue the organization's hold over the city.

Cian lives and breathes his family and you'll never hear him say a bad word about any of them. He keeps a watchful eye over Kieran but can see a bit of himself in his younger cousin. He hopes his life experience might help Kieran see the positives of being given responsibilities.

Cian doesn't have any interest in pushing Quinlan's power out of place so he can be the boss, he's very happy with his role and takes it seriously. He also supports Quinlan through every decision and will have his back no matter what.

Cian owns the racing track as his cover and can usually be found there most days. Just because he isn't as reckless as he used to be doesn't mean he doesn't have fun. Cian loves to gamble, drink and have a good time but only with the people he trusts.

He appears friendly and charismatic but Cian has had to do many dark things to get to where he is, he doesn't scare easily or back down from a fight.

Lives by himself in his big Northside house and has surrounded it with trees and extravagant landscaping so people leave him alone. He doesn't don a suit like Quinlan very often, and prefers to dress down and blend in.

[moon-ursidae]

it’s time for session #2!

THERE WILL BE SPOILERS FOR BOTH OF THE LAST OF US GAMES UNDER THE CUT!!!!

these notes are so scattered if you read them without context and i am SO SORRY lmao. i’m typing them so fast trying to keep up with my brain that’s going 700 mph and the game. ANYWAY, we’re getting a very late start tonight bc i was helping my friend learn guitar for a few hours haha

total play time: about 2 hrs and 40 min (there’s not much story progression here just exploring seattle!)

okay so we last left off with ellie and dina in the woods on horseback post joel’s house. i have not gotten farther than the woods bc i was super ultra mega tired. so let us continue!

okay sooooo this section is called the gate cool cool cool

this is fucking gorgeouuusssssss

omg dina listing off all the people that joel crossed

i’m sure there’s more before that bro

oh my god the LIGHTINGGGGG in the woods so so good

we’re so close to seattle i’m scared

so much happens here man

map acquired✅

CARD BABYYYYYY

jesus christ i L O V E the aesthetic of nature reclaiming land and man made structures. it’s sooooooo pretty

oh shit QZ!

i’m looking through ur journal ellie hope you don’t mind haha

dina seems to be sick? well. i know why but ellie doesn’t yet so shhhhhh

it’s so sad to me that every drawing of joel so far that ellie’s done, she hasn’t been able to draw his eyes. that was the last thing she saw of him while he was alive. like she wants to get them just right but everytime she draws it that means she has to look him in the eye again. and maybe she’s feeling too guilty to do that rn. ugh idk i know neil always does shit like that but maybe i’m reading too much into it haha. ANYWAY that is one of the most heartbreaking parts about her journal dude. UUUUGGHHHHH 😭

“i really love her.” 😭😭😭😭 ELLIE TELL HER PLEASE

we just got a letter, wonder who it’s from🕺🏻

kieran?? kieran duffy??????

haha wrong game

also lemme just say, i fucking love dina

she’s so sweet and empathetic, but will cut the fuck out of a bitch when needed

I HAVE TO PARKOUR?? UP HIGH?? IN THE LAST OF US?? OVER A GATE??

this is some nathan drake shit bro where’s nolan north

FUUUUUCK I THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA FALL BRO OH MY GOD

hoooooollllyyyyyy fuuuuuuck this is a big city jesus christ

LMAO her wobble before she fell down to the platform below

this game is so gorgeous. holy fuckin shit i’m gonna say that a lot huh?

THE SOUND DESIGN??? WHEN GOING DOWN THE LOOKOUT TOWER AT THE GATE OF THE QZ??? WHEN SHE FALLS AND IT ECHOES?? THAT SHIT WAS CRAZYYYY

guys i’m gonna be honest. i’m team brick.

i LOVE being able to break windows this is so fun

oh god i have a horrible memory plz don’t make me memorize these gate codes

side note: i love ellie’s hair here. i’m gonna have to try a lil half up half down situation

i saw someone on twitter point out that it looks a lot like tess’s hair🥺

“well, we believe in you” shimmer and dina? or baby and dina? hmmm things to consider

totally unrelated, but i can’t not hear ashley johnson going “babyyyyyyyyy” with an s.o. since the mighty nein reunion lmao

ellie seeing dina and going “babyyyyyyyy” like yasha LMAO

ANYWAY

fuck i hope i can pull out that page of codes dude

THANK GOD

oh shit another hotel

i’m traumatized after the last on dude you can’t make me go back

H O L Y. S H I T.

THIS IS SO OPEN I’M GONNA SPEND SOOOOOOOO MUCH TIME HERE

FUCK DUDE

this is fucking crazy

there’s so much small shit everywhere oh my fucking G O D

omg joel was definitely reading that space book for ellie she just talked about an early moon mission at this tank

DINA’S JOKE “she’s sounding a bit hoarse” they’re literally made for each other

OH MY GOD I JUST FOUND THE DR. UCKMANN CARD NO FUCKING SHOT

damn is this his way of addressing the crunch work hours at naughty dog?

“once a well respected researcher… questionable experiments in the realm of pushing human limits saw him ostracized from the scientific community… Laurent Foucault of SPARK Laboratories found his work dubious…”

the music is hauntingly beautiful in this area oh my god

OH MY GOD THE SCANNERS THAT DETECT THE VIRUS FROM THE BOSTON QZ IN THE FIRST GAME

i miss the first game LMAO even though i JUST finished that

THERE’S A FUCKING PEARL JAM POSTER IN THE MUSIC SHOP😭

IF I EVER WERE TO LOSE YOU, I’D SURELY LOSE MYSELF😭

i feel like this is supposed to be hank williams which would be fucking sick bc “alone and forsaken” and all that jazz haha

“guitars starting at $49.99” BRO SINCE WHEN I FUCKING WIIISH DUDE😭

as a drummer, i can confirm dina is a fucking natural

“i love you?” A H H H H H

ANUTHA CARD WOOO

Das Wort is my favorite card so far. he just like me fr

WAIT THIS IS THE TAKE ON ME SCENE

i will cry

SHE’S PLAYING FUTURE DAYS😭😭😭😭

BARRE CHORDS??? ellie i could literally never wtf

the chords are all accurate too holy fuck naughty dog

ashley has such a nice voice oh my god

i’m gonna fucking cry bc they put this in the hbo trailer

AAAAHHHHHHH😭😭

this is why i fucking love music dude. it transcends everything and always will. it’s the one thing that connects everyone. and it’s connecting people in this game too and i UGGHHH i love music holy fuck

the way dina looks at her🥹

and also knowing that joel was the one that showed her all of these songs and artists bc ellie wasn’t even alive to hear take on me and future days, and literally everything else. GOOOOODDDDDDDD😭😭

“you should have kissed me then.” “i wanted to.”

god i love dina and ellie they sound like an old married couple already

first dawn of the wolf poster i’ve seen!!! WOOOOO

i’m gonna come back to the nutrition distribution center bc i feel like that shit is gonna be bad news bears

“wasn’t joel all about coffee?” as he should. i’d be all about coffee too if i didn’t have it for years

ANUTHA CAAAARD

i really like the Big Blue card too

THAT FUCKING INFECTED IN THE BATHROOM SCARED THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF ME MY SOUL LEFT MY BODY OH MY GOD

so many fucking side quests oml what do you mean “barko’s”

oh my god there are so many fucking alleyways to go down

THERE’S SO MUCH TO DO I AM SO BUSY FINDING SECRETS AND STUFFS

BARKO’S LOCATED

it’s too dark in here i don’t like it

“they think we’re sheep! BARE YOUR FANGS.” what in the fuckin trump train “sHeEpLe” is goin on in here

i feel like i’m gonna get fucking jumped by infected again in here

THIGH HOLSTER ACQUIRED

omg plz “we can get a little creature to take care of” AND THEN THEY HAVE A FARM AT THE END😭😭😭

STUN BOMB ACQUIRED

i have already spent 2 hours in this fucking QZ holy shit

i just wanna explore rn i don’t wanna progress story atm

i am secret hunting

ANUTHA CARD BABYYY WEST GATE 2

it doesn’t even look like i’ve done that much😭

i also have a bad feeling about this bank

oh fuck this shit. it goes underground

they are ALWAYS underground bro

dina this is not cool, this is scary

i don’t fucking trust this shit

HOW DID I FUCKING KNOW

infected or whateva🙄

SHOTGUN ACQUIRED

FUCK this bank dude i’m GONE

dina said she’d get a farmhouse with the money😭😭

okay i think i’m gonna stop here bc it is literally 5am and i am sleepy haha. no story! but got some goodies and secrets out of the way! i will continue maybe tomorrow? not sure bc i am quite busy but we’ll see!

having a really good time so far and i love watching ellie and dina’s dynamic! still lots of buildings and secrets to loot! i’m excited >:)

[manybcdthings]

Name: Cian Kelly

Age & Birthday: 40 years old, September 15th 1983

Gender/Pronouns: Cis Man He/Him

Birthplace: Atlanta, GA

Time in Atlanta: 40 years

Neighborhood: Downtown

Association: Law Enforcement

Occupation: Deputy Police Officer (Raid sector)

Positive personality traits: Level-Headed, Reliable, Discreet

Negative personality traits: Oppressive, Insensitive, Cruel

ABOUT

The three Kelly boys were a distinct part of Center Hill, all growing up side by side during the height of The Reapers. Trouble was all around them, sometimes right behind them too. Cian was no stranger to it as he never adopted his older brother's desire for rules and protocol and, his desire to do exactly what he wanted was less chaotic than their younger brother. Cian existed in a rather safe and steady middle. A level-headed approach to selfishness and desire, he'd call it. He could thank their drunk father for the selfishness and thank their cold mother for the lack of emotions.

There were a number of years where Cian showed signs of steering dangerously close to The Reapers. His quiet troublesome-ness was the only thing that helped save his future from looking so bleak, and eventually, it was Quinlan that saved him completely. There was an ultimatum and a few harsh words said between brothers, a threat of never speaking to one another again before Cian got his head down and joined the police force.

It's clear as day that Cian's heart is not in the job and it never has been. Ironically, it was his close-calls and dangerous lifestyle previous that gave him an edge within law enforcement. Cian's name has never been put forward for promotion and he's never sought it, instead wrangling himself a decent reputation when it comes to raids and drug busts. After all, it's the exact same as he used to do but this time the badge means it's all above board.

Much like his brothers, Cian is an oppressive atmosphere. All encompassing, whether in a good mood or bad mood. He often is seen trying to bridge the gap between Quinlan and Kieran. Reminding Quinlan to be human while reminding Kieran of his own warpath that could have seen him locked away for life.

[ontheoddoccasioniwritestuff]

Mythological Metaphorical (Spencer Reid x Reader) SMUT

Summary: Spencer receives an accidental submission from one of his college students, which reveals some hidden feelings. Unfortunately it also reveals that his student is aware that Spencer is a vampire.

AN: This was my entry to @imagining-in-the-margins‘ fic swap, this is for @kirencer! The excerpt of fanfiction used in this story is his, so make sure you check it out!

Content Warning: Vampire!AU (Spencer is a vampire), smut (MINORS DNI), biting, desk sex, mild dirty talk, student-teacher relationship, reader is AFAB and uses he/him pronouns

Masterlist // AO3

Your name: submit What is this?

Technology had advanced too quickly in such a small span of time that Spencer no longer cared to keep up. Sometimes his lifespan felt like the longest punishment but the past twenty years of using ever-evolving laptops felt like he only had a month to keep up with each new model before the next came in. Learning to use a new Windows update was all exhausting. Still, university policy and Covid meant online lessons, presentations, and submissions for the majority of his year.

The worst part of his morning routine was checking his inbox and today he had a few emails to answer. He could have replied when most came in during the night but what example would he be setting his students? Replying to emails at four in the morning whilst slurping down coffee? Not an option.

Besides they were all last-minute attempts to ask for a deadline extension on the essay due in one hour. Except one.

Y/N had written a very formal and very apologetic correspondence, begging for a resubmission. Such requests were far more infrequent than those who left their essays to the eleventh hour, but Spencer had a set reply nevertheless. His fingers sped over the keys with the standard issue response: the mistake probably wasn’t as bad, the cut-off point (40%) that would limit the resubmission’s marks, that this appeal would take some time to go through.

He did not expect Y/N to return his email by the time he’d made his morning coffee. According to him, he had entered the entirely wrong document that was saved under a similar name to his actual essay. Panic rose out of the font, stating that 40% was still better than a 0 and that it was a very private document.

Spencer may have been dead but he still had some humanity in him.

His reply comforted Y/N with the knowledge that he could send his actual essay in without the usual repercussions of a second attempt. And in return, he received a very grateful email from the student and their actual work in the next five minutes. Spencer felt a flutter in his chest as if his unbeating heart had been resuscitated by Y/N’s gratitude. It shot down to his stomach as he recalled what this might mean. It wasn’t the first time his student had made him feel this way.

Closing his laptop lid, he turned back to his coffee. Any feelings of the sort had to be shut down fast.

He didn’t think about it again until past the deadline when he could ensure that all his pupils had at least sent in some form of an essay. His printer began spewing entries out noisily and in the meantime Spencer made another cup of coffee.

Of course, he was curious when he came across Y/N’s two documents. His real document had been labelled with a bonus “ACTUAL ESSAY” at the end of the title. “Nectar of the Night” was a niche topic, so his mind was having a stroll down a lane of ideas that may hint at the document’s contents. The cursor hovered over the “print submission” button, itching to reveal all.

The paper the printer spewed out was hot with fresh ink, telling the tale of a pair of lovers. It intrigued and was evidently inspired by his last lecture’s focus. Spencer felt himself smiling as he took in the familiar imagery.

He tapped the “print all” button on his laptop for the actual essays before returning to the story. He was soon lost in the rush between the two lovers, Kieran and Sawyer reuniting under moonlight with Kieran’s doubts coming to light.

“What are you?”

Spencer’s mouth opens for a fraction before he slams it shut.

“Is it not enough for us to pretend that I’m human?”

Spencer’s 10,000 words per minute scanning paused. He read and reread those lines over and over. A mistake, clearly, this was Y/N putting his name in there when really he meant this completely fictional character Sawyer. He probably wrote this between finishing the essay. Yeah. That was the reason.

His anxieties spiked again just paragraphs later:

Spencer pulls away and I am left to try and soak up any of the light he left behind. “I’m thirsty.” Spencer bites down on his lip and I know the moment that Spencer sees his words click in my mind. “I’m thirsty, Y/N, and you smell — fuck — there’s no word for it. Not in any language, not a single word can describe how much you make me want to ravage you. It’s an obsession, almost.”

This couldn’t be happening. Despite his trembling hands disturbing the paper and his already diminishing reading speed, Spencer forced himself to keep going.

My heart pounds against my rib cage, pressing against Spencer’s lower lips are a pair of pristine fangs. He must also hear how I react, if the way his lips turn up at the corners is to say anything.

Subconsciously I lift up my chin, locking eyes with Spencer. “If you’re that thirsty, you could always drink me.”

Spencer’s eyes lock in on the expanse of my neck. I wonder how it would feel, for his teeth to sink into the flesh. If he was dark due to his thirst, would I get my Spencer back once he was quenched?

Sharp beeping emitted from the printer. Its tiny screen flashed the words “PAPER JAM”. In his sudden shock, Spencer almost slapped the machine, but caught himself just before striking it. Today was not the day to be picking fragments of plastic and circuit boards off the floor.

He’d flown too close to the sun, even if he couldn’t physically stand in the light’s reach, and now he was burnt. All those signs he’d been leaving behind. Always having his lessons be the last of the day or in a lecture theatre with north facing windows, late office hours, and half of his curriculum this semester was on supernatural creatures in literature, talking about werewolves and vampires were parallels for gay panic propaganda in fantasy stories. He might as well have displayed “VAMPIRE RIGHT HERE” on his forehead.

His rage was channelled into setting aside the rest of the papers, and he sighed with his head in his hands. This wasn’t something to be addressed via email or any form of electronic correspondence. Unfortunately, that left only one option: confronting Y/N face to face.

Spencer still would have preferred not acknowledging the subject at all. Oblivious and clearly not sharing this sentiment, Y/N arrived early to the lecture on Tuesday evening.

“I wanted to say thank you in person, and as a bonus thanks,” He offered his teacher the paper cup.

“That is entirely unnecessary.” Then Spencer got a whiff of the burnt beans mixed with Y/N’s freshly shampooed hair, “But I accept.”

He sipped on the drink throughout his lecture and honestly he felt he was covering his tracks quite well. Except he tripped over the recognition of the deadline passing in the form of a bullet point at the end of his notes mentioned that feedback would be in their inbox by the end of the day. As he announced it, he found Y/N watching him with utter innocence.

“Y/N! Could you come here a moment please?”

He could see Y/N’s body language shift subtly, from a near escape to being trapped in the spider’s web. They waited by the desk for the other pupils to file out of the hall. Despite how awkward this was, it still wasn’t long enough to delay the inevitable for Spencer.

The second the double doors to the theatre were closed, he bit the bullet before he could back out, “I have read your first submission, the one you sent me accidentally.”

Y/N’s posture became stiff and he wobbled on the spot, his eyes glassing over. Adjusting his bag’s strap, he continued his fidgeting that was growing more obvious by the second.

“You have a very creative mind,” was Spencer’s very poor attempt at trying to ease the humiliation – and make a softer opening for his interrogation.

“I,” Y/N clasped his hands together in front of his mouth, “Thank you?”

“I can only imagine that this was a bi-product of my lecture on queer theory in fantasy creatures.”

“Yes, it was very inspiring.”

Spencer pressed a little further, “So, what made you choose the vampire for your lead’s love interest?”

Fidgeting with his fingers, Y/N managed to find his answer, “I enjoyed your analysis of them hiding in the shadows then claiming the night for themselves to exist. The transformation between humanoid and bat paired with queer theory, it just felt comparable to modern-day drag and dramatics.”

It was Diana Reid’s first lesson in literature: almost everything has a second meaning. It was a bonus Spencer had as a lecturer; he would learn from what his students interpreted along with his own inferences.

This was delightful in literature. It was insufferable in real life.

Paranoia surged through him like blood once did, because all of Y/N’s words were backed in evidence that was his second submission. But his first entry was the source of so much doubt that Spencer could barely hide his desperation any longer.

With forced deliberation, Spencer asked, “But why did you choose for Sawyer to be the vampire?”

Y/N struggled for an answer clearly. His heart rate was going up again, only by a couple beats per minute but it was noticeable enough that Spencer fought to keep his face neutral. Put him in a room with some insufferable insignificant unsub and he would be fine. Y/N set him off though.

“I’d like a tall dark handsome stranger to sweep me off my feet.” And Y/N let out a short huff of laughter. He was clearly still so nervous.

“I suppose that is an enticing character type,” Spencer said.

“And so is the innocent,” Y/N added.

Just like that, Spencer couldn’t stop himself from using that addition as a conversational springboard, “In your… story, you reversed the trope of light equals good and dark equals bad. Thus your ‘innocent’ subverts itself and is the negative.”

Y/N was nodding, but Spencer wasn’t quite sure if Y/N was following the hints. Fuck, he hated all these hidden meanings, and none more so than the following.

“Do you see Kieran, yourself, as bad, Y/N?”

That wasn’t what Spencer wanted to ask. He wanted to ask: Do you think I could be good? If Y/N really knew, was he scared and ignorant enough to spread that fear?

Again, Y/N mulled over his choices before deciding to speak, “Writing about this kind of topic does feel…”

His pause hung in the air as Spencer waited for him to find the right word. His itching to answer his own question however pushed potential fillers forward to the point where he couldn’t keep them inside.

“Taboo?”

“Yeah.” Y/N’s throat sounded dry.

“Scandalous?”

“Hmm.”

“Naughty?”

Y/N’s heart sped up to Spencer’s crooked delight.

“That is the basis of the lover’s entire relationship. Of course, it feels wrong.”

“Do you think it’s wrong?”

“They’re both consenting adults, they both clearly desire each other, it’s no one else’s business. It shouldn’t be taboo.”

The relief that Spencer felt could not be understated.

The focus of the story was not the literal fact that one of the lovers was a vampire. It was the societal values placed upon the two men. His identity – for now – remained hidden in the shadows as intended. This story was just an allegory for his position as a teacher and Y/N’s as his student. Bit obscure, and Spencer still strongly disliked allegories.

However, his relief gave way to a new anxiety bubbling in his stomach. Y/N “accidentally” submitting this story was clearly meant as a confession. He reciprocated Spencer’s feelings. Spencer would have to come clean if they were to court. At some point, or maybe he could spare Y/N with a break up or denying he had any attraction towards him at all.

But why should he? Y/N was right. They were close in age – at least, close to the age that he turned. They were coming close to intellectual peers and he was so handsome it was unbearable to be so close yet so far from him. Why did love always have to hurt? Why did it have to be so taboo? Spencer yearned for the love his mother’s favourite poets would describe. How light it made them feel and all the new meanings it brought to their existence.

Goodness in morals and goodness in life could not go hand in hand for Spencer.

“At least that’s what I think,” Y/N broke the silence. His left foot was restless on the floor.

“I’m inclined to agree,” Spencer said quietly, and his eye broke from his restraint to glance at Y/N’s soft lips. He hasn’t answered the question about good and evil. How could he see himself as evil? How could I be good? He thought as he proved Y/N’s tale wrong with a kiss.

Shameless hands moved to clasp at the other the second their mouths connected. Spencer’s hair was tugged on with weaving fingers to draw out a moan. In retaliation, Y/N found that his neck was ripe for a firm hand to squeeze. He dreamily sighed into the space between them as Spencer broke free with his mind too clouded by adoration to think about the consequences.

Hands spread across Spencer’s collarbones until they found the buttons on his shirt beneath his scarlet tie. Y/N worked on loosening it and only pulled away as Spencer wrenched it over his head and threw it down to the desk. A flash of Y/N with his wrists held together by the same tie went over his eyes as Spencer shed his cardigan. Y/N’s bag had been discarded long ago, but Spencer couldn’t entirely pinpoint when. God, that shampoo was faint but dragged him back. It only grew stronger as he watched Y/N slide his belt out the buckle, then push his trousers and boxers down past his knees in one motion.

Of course, the transformation element in Y/N’s story. Though Spencer thought that perhaps Y/N would have made himself the vampire if that was the case. That metaphor was swiftly forgotten in favour of admiring the way Y/N stood before him, not shy about showing his professor his cunt, just waiting to hear feedback again. Its scent with all that blood and arousal flooding it acted as just pure bait. Instead of speaking, just for now, Spencer stroked delicately through Y/N’s lips before circling the clit. The student’s knees looked as if they were about to buckle, so he drew closer and pushed his fingers back through and into his cunt, the heel of his palm pushed flush against the clit as he held Y/N against the desk in his palm.

“Let me in, sweetheart.”

Y/N had raised on his tiptoes but now he sat on the desk with whimpers in his chest and one leg lifted up to make way for Spencer. As the professor continued to scissor his fingers into him, wrapped up warmly by his cunt, Y/N pawed at Spencer’s crotch pathetically.

“I want to see you,” he said with a heavy exhale.

Truth be told, Spencer was finding the restraints of his boxers a little too confining for his liking. He leisurely licked his fingers clean before lifting Y/N and adjusting how he was sat on the desk. Y/N’s hand reached for balance and nearly knocked on the desk’s microphone. While Spencer would have killed to hear Y/N’s moans projected across the lecture hall, it would have to be saved for his imagination. Perhaps a prompt for another of Y/N’s stories.

Spencer dragged the head of his cock along Y/N’s cunt, knocking it against his clit a few times for good measure. Pheromones hauled Spencer in until there was nowhere else to go. His head lolled and he instinctively drew in a deep sniff along Y/N’s neck, sweat decorating his delicate skin. That student was such a tantalizing innocent, but he had lured Spencer into this moment without awareness of the danger and the deeds that would ensue. An open-mouthed kiss allowed Spencer to get a hint of a taste. But it wasn’t enough. He licked at his exposed collarbone, nose nudging away his shirt’s collar. It would fit so neatly between his teeth.

“Please,” and Y/N grabbed at Spencer’s hair again, holding him right in front of his prey, “You can do it. I want you to.”

Temptation in its undiluted form was deadly. If he could breathe, Spencer would be suffocating under the weight of this choice. His fangs were already drawing out and poised, ready to pierce the fragile skin.

Spencer screwed up his face and, with a hard thrust into Y/N, he bit down onto his shirt’s shoulder. Cotton fabric friction melded around his teeth and he prayed he wouldn’t tear it, giving Y/N another reason to cry. The student’s legs wrapped tightly around his waist; it was like he wanted them to stay this close. It was less like fucking and more like grinding as they moved together on the desk. The poor boy clamped down on him with unbearable ecstasy. And fucking hell did he smell good as he came, wailing like a banshee.

Spencer felt his own completion drawing close and lifted his head up, “Let me get a tissue-”

“Please, come inside me,” Y/N grasped at Spencer’s collar to look him directly in the soul, “I’m safe. Please.”

Taken aback by the begging, Spencer wet his lips. Y/N was staring at him with begging eyes and his chest heaving for more. His body was less firm against Spencer’s, weaker after his orgasm. Spencer allowed his forehead to rest on Y/N’s.

“Yes,” He crooned against Y/N’s mouth, pecking it once short and sweet, “You’re safe. We both are.”

And he began fucking into him properly. Y/N sounded like he was sobbing but he never asked to stop. Spencer forced himself away from Y/N’s neck and pressed their faces inelegantly together.

He whispered into his student’s gasping mouth, “I’ve got you, sweetheart, it’s ok. You can take it. Let me come inside you.”

There was no better clarity than when Y/N opened his eyes, dumb with pleasure, as Spencer met with his orgasm. The clinking of his belt slowed from their crescendo. With one last draft of his delicious neck, he withdrew from Y/N and began redressing himself with deft deliberateness. He wasn’t exactly sure where to go from here. A sly glance in Y/N’s direction revealed that he too was getting himself presentable again. He went to pull up his trousers, but already Spencer’s cum was trickling between his thighs. He covered it up hurriedly and his head ducked to avoid Spencer’s gleeful grin.

He mumbled into his chest, “I shoulda sent you my stories earlier if I knew it would make it real.”

Spencer stopped adjusting his tie, “Stories? There’s more?”

“Oh God,” Y/N hid his face further, this time into his hands.

Undeterred, Spencer asked, “How much have you written? I’d be interested in reading more.”

“… There’s about ten.”

“Ten?”

“Well, you’ve been teaching me for half a year. Plenty of time to imagine things.”

Just like his ancient laptop, Spencer buffered. His response however came flying out like a bullet from a gun, “So I was the lover in the story then?”

“I thought…” Y/N’s expression drained into mild horror, “I thought you knew.”

Fucking hell, of course it wasn’t an allegory.

“You left our names in the edit. Of course I knew. But how did you know?” Spencer asked, his voice hushed and tentative.

“Know what?”

“That I’m a vampire? What gave me away?”

Suddenly Y/N let out a nervous chuckle, “Yeah, right, and I’m a werewolf. Thanks for the attempt at curing my embarrassment.”

As he laughed again, Spencer couldn’t even begin to fathom a comeback. What the hell was happening? But as he looked at his spent student, he saw the cogs turning in his expression.

Oh dear.

“Oh fuck.”

Oh no.

“You’re a vampire!?” Y/N exclaimed hoarsely.

“You wrote erotica about us!” Not a priority but Spencer had nothing else to say.

“You’re a vampire! And,” Y/N paused to swallow and look up at the lecture hall’s ceiling, “Your flies are still down.”

Rushing to zip up and assure his student, Spencer’s words crashed like a pile-up in front of him, “I’m not going to hurt you, I promise. Don’t tell anyone. I’ll do anything, anything, if you keep this quiet. Please, don’t.”

Y/N tilted on his feet, his lower lip caught between his teeth. While he was blinking excessively, Spencer didn’t blink once. His fucking stomach aches were back, and he was so tired from this emotional whiplash from all these metaphors. Perhaps life would have been easier had he stuck to profiling. Fat lot of good those skills were doing him as he rushed to figure out whether Y/N would expose him before he spoke.

Finally, Y/N released his bottom lip and spoke, “I won’t tell your secret. If you don’t tell mine.”

“Yes, anything!” Spencer was one step away from getting on his knees, “I won’t tell anyone. But what is it?”

“That I fucked my professor on his desk.”

Spencer felt like his brain was trying to connect via dial-up. Banter? At a time like this? What did he do with this panic now? God this whole encounter, sex included, was exhausting.

“I’ll keep it secret,” He said quietly, before sitting against the desk. “You can go now.”

But Y/N stopped fidgeting on the spot and moved opposite Spencer tentatively, “Are you ok?”

Spencer didn’t meet his eye as he shrugged.

“What do you need?” Y/N asked.

Trying not to think about how this was a direct parallel to the story that started this mess, Spencer answered honestly. “I think I’ll need a recharge before I check out your next story.”

“I can always bring you another coffee.”

In spite of it all, Y/N’s offer was like balm to his undead soul, and Spencer felt it glow as Y/N took a deep breath with his extended offer, “Or how about we meet for one during reading week?”

Y/N felt safe. He was safe. And so was Spencer.

Spencer Reid fic tag: @averyhotchner and @spenxerslut​

[lemenbacardi]

(adria arjona, she/they, dreamshade) To PANDORA, the whole world looks like an open page. With a leap of faith, their ability of LIGHT ENERGY CONSTRUCTS grows a little stronger.  They are a DRAGON shade aligned to HOUSE OF VANITAS. For 40 years, they have survived a world of magic with both their RELIABILITY and UNCOMMUNICATIVE nature. They work as an INDEPENDENT ARTIST, but if they could change their fate, they’d want to BRING BALANCE AND BEAUTY TO THE WORLD. (raven, 21+, they/she, gmt)

summary

here is her profile !

born to an immortal family of dragon dreamshades, she was raised with a prestige and all the expectations that came from it.

bigotry, a chip on their shoulder, expectations of power and perfection, and xenophobia was her heritage. her parents were a very strong presence in her life as a young dragon, who kept a close eye on her as she was growing. 

lucky for her at first, she was a rather skilled child. her abilities manifested stalwartly and early, and she managed to have a strong control of them. rather than being proud, her parents reception was that she was following the expectations set for her, as was her duty as their daughter.

without their approval but instead with their conditional love and expectations, she often searched for it in other places.

she grew up rebellious, often sneaking out and intentionally hiding things from her family. she felt like she was out of place among her kin. as time went on, this disassociation with them only grew. initially, her sheltered life lead to her curiosity and distrust of humans, spirit warriors and especially cursed bloods.

however as a young dragon, her family took on the young lord kieran and upon meeting him, over time, young pandora began to separate from her parents viewpoint and collected an identity and belief system of her own.

narrowly escaping taking on her families prejudices, she instead embraced all the things they didn’t approve of. frequently rolled her eyes at authority, not just her parents, but other dreamshades in high regards with her parents.

upon growing older, as a teenager, she made a decision to leave her family and start a life of her own. fleeing in the night without their permission, and not even a goodbye, she started life on her own.

this was a difficult path, since she didn’t have any money thanks to running away, and lived in somewhat poor economical conditions.

that said her spirit was never better?

as time passed she did better economically as well, and settled down near her beloved friends and made a family of her own.

fun facts

very skilled maker! crafty. known to make homemade candles, paint and woodwork. she runs a business out of her home where she makes quaint things to sell for profit. she has deals with a few enchanters and other talented witches to at times sell handmade magical wares too.

her dragon form is golden scaled and white eyed, with crystal horns and almost featherlike wings. that said she rarely allows herself to be seen in that form other than by very trusted friends.

grew up best friends with kieran, and she’d put everything on the line to back him up. as expected, she’s pledged loyalty to house vanitas and all they stand for.

though she’s immortal, she’s a babie immortal, still on her first lifetime in terms of years (appearing roughly 30 and being in actuality around 40)

a sucker for animals!

an ally to all humans and cursed bloods.

really just wants to see people doing their best and will never negatively judge anyone for their choices.

she’ll take you on an adventure any time. a serendipitous friend for sure

plots

recent ex, probably the one who got away. preferably fem/fem presenting?

not so recent ex. dated years and years ago now. the two maintain a fiercely complex relationship, just as complicated as their on again off again relationship originally. these days it’s very off, but they still keep in contact and somedays that’s great and other days they might kill each other.

anyone who might be willing to partner with her for her home business; enchant her homemade things / crafters out there, use portions of her work with yours to create original pieces / diviner? she’ll make you custom scrying charms or gems/stones/runes for divining with / etc!

any cursed bloods who want someone to fall back on when they really need help, she’s your indiscriminate ally.

i’m looking for her a pseudo roommate to live in the studio next to hers above the laundry mat where she lives lol. the entire top floor is split into 2 big studios with one hallway combining them. whoever lives there has a pact with her; your house is my house. she makes herself at home there all the time despite only living like 30ft in the opposite direction!

if they don’t like kieran and are very vocal about it, she’s not going to take kindly to them. it isn’t an automatic boot but she’ll be openly defensive of him and shut down negativity. consider that a potential plot? pushing her too far about it and creating genuine animosity.

[pixie-in-trebleland]

I'm stating now that there is a possibility this tangent may have spoilers for the series so, do read at your own caution? I guess? I'm only halfway through the second book, so anything that happens up until now is fair game.

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All right, we are back on another "Blood and Ash" rant...thing. I'm currently reading the second book of the series ("A Kingdom of Flesh and Fire") and have choice words about one of the characters. Theories. I have theories about Alastir in particular.

So, Vikter dies towards the end of the first book. Vikter, throughout the entire first book, "From Blood and Ash", serves as a father figure to Poppy, along with being her personal guard. Described to be somewhere in his 40s, golden hair and blue eyes, this man screams dad vibes the second the dynamic between him and Poppy is explored. It's almost instant that you can't help but trust Vikter. This is also why his death at the end of the first book is fucking heart-wrenching. There's no easy way to say that, especially since Armentrout does such a stellar job of putting the reader in Poppy's shoes. We feel her grief when Vikter is fatally wounded and dies in her arms, when he apologises. It isn't long after his passing (like, literally no more than a few seconds or minutes) that Hawke and the Duchess whisk her out of the room. Poppy doesn't get to say goodbye or prepare for a funeral like she did when Rylan was killed early on. She doesn't get to properly grieve the way that anyone deserves.. it's just go go go and it sucks because Vikter was, like I said before, more of a father figure to her than anything.

It's explained early on in the second book that Poppy doesn't...remember Leo, her birth father, all that well. In her nightmares, he's nothing more than a blur or muddled in appearance, and his voice is never quite right. And sure, one could argue that it's a dream /nightmare, but that isn't..a just argument. She remembers her mother with vivid detail, down to her dress and her voice and just little tiny details that can be discussed in a whole other micro essay.

Enter Alastir ..Last name. I don't remember his last name, but! He's a Wolven. He's the right hand man to the Da'Neer family and serves as an advisor to them. He's close with Prince Casteel and his bestie Kieran, which makes him seem cool and trustworthy. It cannot just be coincidence that his description is eerily similar to that of Vikter's.

Yes yes, blonde and blue eyes is common, but in this circumstance, I think it's intentional. Poppy comments when she first meets him that Alastir reminds her a fair bit of Vikter, and that she can't help but trust him. The repetition of this statement is...odd, to me. We get it, you trust him, but...why would it need to be repeated unless there's something else?

Alastir is guarded, but compassionate. Casteel makes a remark that Alastir can't keep his mouth shut, which only leads me to believe that...maybe Alastir has his own plan? Maybe this once, he has a completely different motive than the royal family. He's quick to offer Poppy a way out if she doesn't want to marry Casteel. If he was as loyal to the family as everyone is letting on, then why would he help a young woman who has been a key tool in creating those that have decimated his own people. If he was as sweet as they say, why does he speak to Poppy alone? Every interaction between Poppy and Alastir has been a father-daughter bond...behind closed doors. Never in front of Casteel, who is like a son to him, and Kieran.

NOT TO MENTION THE GUY HAD A THING FOR CASTEEL'S MOTHER. So, you know.

In summary? I don't trust Alastir and he's written so well that it's all up in the air..

[izayoichan]

For the 100 OC Questions:

Flynn: 91-100

Fannar: 81-90

Chris: 31-40

Hayle: 51-60

Hayden: 61-70

Vy: 71-80

Lucas: 21-30

River: 41-50

Brooke: 1-10

Meadow: 1-20

A few questions for almost everyone XD

This will be LONG, so under a line.. because LONG!!

Flynn:

91. Do other characters respect your OC, if so, is it out of fear? Or do they respect your OC because they like them?

Some respect him, most do and it's mostly from him being who he is. A friendly guy that's generally nice to everyone. Flynn is simply a very likable fellow.

92. If they were given minutes to live, what would they do? Who would they want to see and say?

The one person Flynn would go to see is his dad, and he'd probably tell him that he loves him and to not take blame for anything that has happened, and to care for the rest of his family. Then he would just hug him until his time was up. His dad is the most important person in the world for Flynn

93. How do they deal with stress?

He tends to go for a run, or talk to someone about what stresses him if he can. Most often this person is Brooke, or later Emil.

94. Do they have a more submissive or dominate personality type?

I think he is a bit of a mix, but like his mom, leaning on the submissive.

95. Do they have a pet?

Atm not really, he has Emil as a familiar, and the family has two pets in Lobo and Felix that he kinda considers his as well without either really being his.

96. Do they have a stash of weapons?

Nope, no stash!

97. Where do they live? Who do they live with?

They live in Brindleton bay with their entire family. It's a lot of people, but he likes that in a way. Even though sometimes some alone time is good too.

98. How do they calm themselves down?

Watching movies, working at the shelter, or just talking to their dad. His dad is his biggest source of calm.

99. Are they co-dependent?

In some ways yes, but also not. He is a very independent person, but he is also used to living very close to family and friends. So he would be a bit lost without them all I think. College should be interesting ;)

100. Are they a day, or night person?

Day person, definitely.

Fannar:

81. Do they have any tattoos? If so, are they significant?

Is it bad that I don't really remember? I don't think I gave them any, but I also have a bad memory.. so maybe, but they're not significant, just something they would have done for fun.

82. Are they good at mental math?

Very, they have that after their dad.

83. Do they get along with others?

Yep, he does, he also has a bit of a tendency to get fans along the way somehow. He doesn't exactly like that part as much though.

84. Are they lazy?

Generally no, but they also can be. They do like to not do anything but slack on occasion ;)

85. Are they self-motivated?

They tend to be more motivated by others, but when needed, they can motivate themselves, so I guess a bit of both?

86. How do they cope with anger?

He isn't a very angry type of person, but when he gets angry he copes fairly well with it. He has always been told being angry is okay, and a valid way to feel.

87. Have they ever been in a situation where they were helpless?

When they saw Emil attacking their mom, and then their twin stepping in and eventually making it his familiar. He felt awfully helpless then and it was not a feeling he liked.

88. Are they organized or messy?

Their fairly organized, better than most teens.

89. Can they remember a lot of information at once?

Yeah, they have a dragon's memory, and they are pretty good at remembering a lot of information at once.

90. What is their occupation?

Currently, they are to be College Student.

Yvreon/Vy:

71. Who do they dislike?

Mages.. hunters.. yeah.. that's their main dislikes.. Death to an extent.. Jael mostly for breaking the Heartlight.

72. What is their motto?

I think to help, and just be helpful in general. Or learn, as much as he can.

73. Do they have any markings on their body?

They have quite a lot of scars, from being attacked by hunters. They also have a heart-shaped scar on their chest, from sharing their heart with their husband Hayden.

74. Have they ever been abused?

Sadly, yes, both by the first humans they encountered, hunters who wanted their heart, and also to an extent the mages at RoM who wanted to experiment on him.

75. What is their biggest fear?

To lose Hayden.

76. What are their goals?

Healing people, helping people. He would love to get his Heartlight back if it was possible so that Hayden would be well, or better. Learning as much as he can, and of course, acquire many shiny things and books!

77. How do they go about achieving their goals?

He works at a hospital, where he helps as many as he can. And the money he earns often go-to books and shiny trinkets as he knows he is well cared for at home money-wise.

78. Do they have a fight or flight response?

Depend's on son the situation. If Hayden or his family is close, he will fight with all his might. If he is alone, it would be flight, to come home and protect those he loves.

79. Is there someone in their life that they care about more than themselves?

Their kids and Hayden.

80. How would they fare in a zombie apocalypse?

Fairly well I think, they are a dragon after all ;)

Hayden:

61. Are they comfortable being in a crowded room?

Yeah, he doesn't really mind. He prefers quiet, but a crowded room doesn't bother him much.

62. How do they relax?

Lying in bed watching movies, preferably using Vy as a bed, as that is the best and most comfortable thing he knows. Oddly helping the kids with math is also relaxing to him.

63. Have they ever harmed anyone and regretted it? Verbally or physically?

The sharing of the Heartlight with Vy, hurts Vy when he feels bad. Or well it did when it was connected. He was never comfortable with that, and it always made him feel bad. Even if Vy told him it was fine.

64. Do they like to dance?

Yes!

65. How do they get around their environment? Examples - horses, bike, vehicle

They have been carried a lot.. other than that, he mostly gets flown by a dragon or uses a portal.

66. What is their pet peeve(s)?

People who mistreat animals, he hates it, and he will call you out on it.

67. Do they have a disability?

Yes, they were born with one. They were born with two magic types that fight each other. Ice and Fire, where the fire side is slightly stronger and was damaging him. He quickly gets tired, and after the loss of his twin, and the breaking of the Heartlight, he has once again gotten worse.

68. How do they react to getting flowers?

He would be surprised, but thankful. He likes flowers but prefers them alive in the ground.

69. Would they ever wear a flower crown?

Yes, especially if made by the kids or given by Vy.

70. Do they like themselves?

Somedays yes, most days.. not really. He tends, still, to feel he is everyone's burden.

Hayle:

51. Do they like science?

Yep, he finds it fascinating!

52. Are they more emotional or logical?

They used to be more logical.. now they're more emotional, and perhaps a mix of both. The mix makes him a very good dad and grandad.

53. How do they deal with their emotions?

Depends on the emotion. Most he talks with Chris about.. Anger on the other hand still gets handled by hitting things, hard. Preferably a boxing bag.

54. How do they cope with sadness?

Often with anger.. by hitting things because being sad makes him angry. But also with talking to his husband, or his family. Sometimes though, destroying an old house into dust is needed.

55. What is something they care about?

His family.

56. Would they die for anyone/anything?

As above.

57. What do they do when they are happy?

Smile a lot, dance with their husband, laugh, and cook!

58. How would they come across to other characters? Examples- messy, lazy, childish, caring, etc.

Caring, very much like a dad friend, that type of person that feels like a dad when you talk with them.

59. Do they have a phrase they use over and over?

Hmh... not really no.

60. In a crowded room are they in the corners, sides, or in the middle?

All of the above depends on the crowd and why they are there.

River:

41. How was their childhood?

Not the best, their dad only saw them as a mage and pushed for him to be the strongest, while his mom kinda tried to make him into his dad after his dad dies. He had an awful relationship with his mother by the time he was a teenager.

42. Are they close with anyone who is going to screw them over?

Nope.

43. How do they adapt to different situations? Do they adapt at all?

It depends a lot on the situation. As a Sage, he adapts to whatever is needed of him. As a Vet, he adapts to what is needed of him there. And for his son, he tries to adapt to being the parents the kid needs.

44. How do they speak? Examples - Are they soft-spoken, hot heated, vulgar, etc.

They have a fairly soft way of speaking, a caring one. But it can also be brunt, harsh and aggravating to many.

45. Are they opposed to violence?

On a general basis.. yes, for occasions, they're fine with it.

46. When is their birthday?

I don't think it has ever been mentioned, I think Mahv will have to say, if not, I guess it is time I give him a date for it!

47. Are they quick to judge?

In general, yes, but he is trying to be better after he misjudged Rylan so badly when they met.

48. Do they have anything they are trying to hide from others?

Mostly how bad they still feel after the death of their husband. How guilty they still feel and so on.

49. Do they act differently around different people?

Yes. He can be loving and caring to some, while asshole to someone else.

50. Do they enjoy the arts?

Yes, especially music.

Chris:

31. How do they overcome obstacles?

By thinking things true, finding the best way past it most of the time. On occasion, he pulls the reaper card though.

32. When faced with a difficult decision do they get stronger or break?

They get stronger. They have a breaking point, but it takes a lot for him to hit it. 15 years away from his family was close to his breaking point, and both Jael and Kieran knew it.

33. Do they have any special powers?

He is a reaper..he has quite a lot. For instance, he is one of very few reapers that can kill a god.

34. How do they change throughout the story?

Well, Chris was a bit of a loner.. so they changed to become someone's lover, a dad, a family man, and someone who often wishes he could be home a lot more than he can.

35. Do they have any friends? If so, are they close-knit?

He has one, Nat, with whom he is very close. Kieran is more the boss than his friend. There is also Mark, who's after him to finding love, they have slipped a bit apart, both having a life outside of work. His best friend is of course his husband.

36. How is their family life?

Busy, especially with his work being on top of it all. But he would not trade it for the world!

37. Are they likable?

Yes, it's a good trait to have when you ferry souls over to the next step.

38. Are they the hero, or anti-hero?

He wouldn't consider himself either, but to some, I guess he is the hero

39. Do they make questionable choices?

Not all too many most were perhaps made before he died 😎

40. How do they become who they are?

They did something questionable and stupid and died. Luckily for them, they also said yes to becoming a reaper and that's why this story even exists.

Lucas:

21. What are their hobbies?

Singing, which is also his job.. he is also a pretty decent kitty bed by now if that qualifies as a hobby.

22. What are their ticks?

Hmh... not sure he has any, probably just fiddling with his fingers when he is nervous if that counts?

23. Do they like children?

Yes, mostly, unless they cling to him and want a photo.. although that more teenage girls. 😂 But in general, yes he likes children, he grew up with quite a lot of them around.

24. How do they react to being around wild animals?

With fascination and awe.

25. If they were given the task to prank someone, who would it be, what would they do, and would the prank work?

It would likely be a bandmate, and it would probably be putting something they hate in their drink. As she isn't the type to prank someone, he would probably fail miserably.

26. Do they have any survival skills?

Yep, they can make fire with two twigs, and they can play music to make some busking money if needed.

27. Are they more book smart or street smart?

Street smart, he likes books, but he grew up in an orphanage, so he learned street smarts along the way.

28. How do they get out of a difficult situation?

Would depend on the situation, he can pay his way out of it, or he can try and run of course. He isn't a fighter so he would rather try and avoid stuff like that.

29. Do they use their body, mind, personality, or force to get what they want?

They don't really do that much.. but to work at the shelter, he used his personality and what he knew they would have to say yes to.

30. What music do they enjoy?

Absolutely everything! If it's music, he likes it. Although everything for its situation. Its not always that black metal fits what you're doing.

Meadow:

11. Do they have a romantic interest?

Yep, and you will soon see who that is.. soonish anyway.

12. How do they cope with struggles?

Fairly well really. They work their way through it, although often they can be a bit snarky when it happens. It's just their way of dealing with it.

13. Do they have anyone they can lean on?

Her half-brother River, his family, her dad, and her mom. Unlike River, she is quite close to her mom, and their relationship is much better.

14. How do they react to someone dying?

If it's someone she cares about, she would like most people be sad. If it's not, then it's more.. eh, shit happens!

15. Can you name 5 personality traits they have?

Friendly, Hardworking, Ambitious, Romantic, Proper

16. How did they become a character?

It was Mahv's idea to have River have a little sister, then she kinda became the kid's mom friend and person outside the family to talk to.

17. Do they get along with others?

Yes and no. She has a way of being that alienates some, but if you see through it, you find a sweet person who is easy to get along with really.

18. What flaws do they have?

They can be a bit hot-headed, snappy, and abrasive when put in a situation they don't expect. She also expects a lot of herself, like becoming the first sage potion maker!

19. How do they influence the story?

She becomes a bit of an icebreaker between River and his mom when they are re introduced. As well as becoming a very good friend to the current kids in the story, the one they go and talk to when things are meh, and parents aren't an option.

20. What do they look like?

Sneaky I know.

Brooke:

1. How do they present themselves to others?

Very straight forwards really, they are nicely dressed and well behaved in general.

2. Do they like animals?

Yes, they love them, specially horses. Sadly animals don't seem to love her back for unknown reason to her.

3. How do they dress?

Nice clean clothing? Nothing special, and never high fashion.

4. How many languages do they know?

Quite a few actually. She speaks Simlish (English), Japanese, Chinese, French, Italian, German and Spanish.

5. How big is their family?

Not big at all, its basically only her and her parents.

6. What is their purpose in the story?

Now that is a secret still. But it will be shown eventually, and she does have a purpose yep! Her purpose has even changed several time over already.

7. Do they know how to fight?

Yes in her own way. (Cryptic, I know, but you will see one day)

8. What is their back story?

There isn't that much. She has grown up with her parents, they have always been strict but quite fair. As long as she follows their rules and guidance, she is fairly free to do what she wants. Their not overly happy with Flynn as her boyfriend, and think she could have done better, but they have accepted it.

9. Why is their name, their name?

Because random name generator made it so!

10. Do they have any nick names?

Not really, Brooke is short enough on its own. Closest is Flynn calling her his Brooke I think.

AAaaand that is that.. thank you for asking, I hope you enjoy!

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Corren - 1 through 100 - You did this to yourself.

FUCK YOU *UN-IRONICS YOUR ASK*

UNDER THE FUCKING CUT

1. What do they smell like?

Bad. Do you think their party is able to regularly take showers? I thinketh the fuck not. ... Pine and old books when he can self care tho.

2. What is their voice like?

Listen I know Corren, being taller, would be more likely to have a deeper register but you'll tear "tenor Corren" out of my cold dead hands

3. What is their biggest motivator?

Spite.

4. What is their most embarrassing memory?

When he first met his BFF Alondra, he was so antisocial and good at ignoring people that she actually got the impression he might have been hard of hearing. She never let him live that down. (one day I'll finish this fic i promise)

5. How do they deal with/react to pain?

"I will keep all of my pain in here, and one day I'll die." ... Okay but listen he's squishy so he takes like one hit and is bloodied up. Someone get him a healer. Pls.

6. What do they like to wear?

He likes his cloak. Its weighty and soft(well. WAS soft. got a bit of wear and tear these days.) and like. Who doesnt love cloaks.

7. Which of their relationships have impacted them most positively?

Ohhhhh fuuuccck this one's tough. I might have to go with Torvid honestly. While the entire party has had a positive impact on him(and trust me I was this close to picking Alistair), Torvid's been more of the one to call him out on his bullshit and to, oh I don't know, talk about your emotions? Ever??? Yknow BEFORE they become too much to handle and he absolutely breaks down???

8. What’s the weirdest thing they’ve ever eaten?

Alistair's cooking.

9. Describe the way that they sleep.

Good luck finding him NOT cuddled up with at least one dog. Tbh he just enjoys cuddles in general.

10. What is their favorite food/kind of food?

FUCKIN. GIVE HIM A GOOD STEAK. THIS BOY IS MOSTLY CARNIVORISTIC.

11. What do they feel most insecure about?

As tempted as I am to say "His cooking", it's actually his singing.

12. How do they like to dress?

"Comfort over flashiness tbh. I gotta go ADVENTURING in whatever I wear after all."

"... Also don't you DARE perceive me as cishet."

13. How do they react to feelings of guilt?

Call him a genie because he will BOTTLE THAT SHIT UP.

14. How do they react to/deal with betrayal?

Denial :D

15. What is their greatest achievement?

Shrike: Killing his dad

Me: NOOOOOO

EDIT: WAIT THIS WAS ANSWERED IN Q99 WHAT THE HECK

16. What are they like when they’ve gotten too little sleep?

Somehow more of a dick than usual. Snappy and cranky and just. Mrehhh.

17. What are they like when they’re drunk?

Doesn't get drunk often, but when he does I imagine he's actually giggly and a little clingy. It's cute :)

18. What kind of music do they enjoy?

*Opens my Corren playlist* Oh yeah. It's either full edgy alt rock or indie alt "depressed millenial" tracks.

19. Are they right or left handed?

FFFuuhhhhck uhhhh well

Looking over my old art I can't seem to pick a dominant hand(I've even drawn him handling his sniper with either hand???????????) so like oops guess he's ambidextrous.

20. Fears?

The dark, the ocean, dying alone and forgotten, his friends losing their trust of him

21. Favorite kind of weather?

Rain!!!! Especially cool rain like what people often get in fall months.

22. Favorite color?

Indigo!!!

23. Do they collect anything?

Books :3

24. Do they prefer either hot or cold weather more?

Cold weather by far.

25. What is their eye color?

Electric blue!

26. What is their race/ethnicity?

Well his race is a homebrew race known as Marelienth. Uhhh ethnicity? Idk he's from a mountain town way up north *shrugs*

In human aus I imagine him as half-Mongolian half-Norwegian so ayee

27. Hair color?

Black!

28. Are they happy where they are currently?

No :D He loves adventuring with his party don't get me wrong but he still has a lot of trauma to unpack. ... Also he was just possibly broken up with soooo. :/

29. Are they a morning person?

NOPE.

30. Sunrise or sunset?

*motions to above question* Sunset.

31. Are they more messy or more organized?

More organized, actually!

32. Pet peeves?

*unravels a list. It's all shit the party has done. Mostly Alistair.*

33. Do they own any objects of significant personal importance?

HOOUSIDSJFK- HE- Y-YEAH HE SURE DOES

His amethyst pendant used to belong to his brother, Julian, and he gave it to Corren right before they were separated so you BET it's sentimental as shit and he wears it daily.

34. Least favorite food?

Mecha's usually a great cook but one time trolled him with some absurdly spicy curry he couldn't handle and he's never forgiven them.

35. Least favorite color?

Hmmm. Maybe... yellow?

36. Least favorite smell?

He spent a year with his party in a damp cave and no showers, so uh. I'll give you a guess.

37. When was the last time they cried?

Literally last night in our game's timeline :D Full breakdown and everything!

38. Were they with anybody the last time they cried?

Torvid :D He was there to comfort

39. Tell us about one of the times they got injured?

One time they were in combat and Corren took a few hits and was down to about 2hp or so. He had a temporary level thanks to Kieran, which boosted his HP a little bit. When he teleported them to a safe town, though, well... Torvid was waiting for them so that's cool. But uh. Yeah that temporary level wore off then and there, dropping Corn Cob to exactly 0hp and he just- flopped down face first in the snow and started dying then and there KJNDKLFNSLKN

40. Do they have any scars?

:)

Do you want to talk about the scar over his eye from a fight he got in with his dad or like. The scars on his limbs from the time he was literally experimented on.

41. Do they struggle with any mental health issues?

:)

Undiagnosed+Untreated Anxiety, Depression, DPDR, PTSD, just to name a few

42. Do they have any bad habits?

Running away from his problems, definitely.

43. Why might someone dislike them?

He's a pretentious nerd. He can be a dick if he doesn't care about you.

44. Why might someone love them?

He's an adorable nerd! He's a hopeless romantic and oddly enough an optimist. He's passionate and driven too!

45. Do they believe in ghosts?

Well ghosts are like- a canon proven thing in his world sooo. Yeah.

46. Is there anyone they would trust with their lives?

His party. Well- most in his party.

47. Are they romantically interested in anyone?

Nethyl :)

48. Are they dating/married to anyone?

He's dating Nethyl and they're in a happy and healthy relationship :) *politely ignores canon*

49. Do they like surprises?

NO >:(

50. When is their birthday?

Heroya 5th! I think. I don't wanna check, assume it's this.

51. How do they usually celebrate their birthday?

"You guys celebrate your watchdays?"

Jokes aside, he mainly just treats himself to a nice dinner and a new book or something :)

52. Do they have any family?

Two older siblings: Julian and Mila. His parents are Andreas and Fanya!

53. Are they close to their family?

... *Coughs*. He was close with his siblings, but Mila died and he hasn't seen Julian in 30 years. Was close with his dad but last time they saw each other, they fought and Corren might have killed him so. ... Yeah. :/

54. What is their MBTI type?

FUCK uh. I... N... T... J? INTJ. Sure.

55. What is their zodiac sign?

In Sekrezia: The eagle

In our world: Uhhh. Idk. Capricorn????

56. What Hogwarts House would they be in?

Uhhh. Ravenclaw??? I know almost nothing about HP :/

57. What D&D alignment are they?

THIS ONE'S EASY- lawful neutral!

58. Do they ever have nightmares? If so, what about?

:)

Used to have typical nightmares, nothing special. Nowadays though he often dreams of being underwater. Not drowning, though. It's... weird. He doesn't like those.

59. What are their views on death?

He's a necromancer lol.

Death is inevitable, though. It's a necessary part of life. Death is not an entire loss, though. One lives on in the memories others carry of them, in the love they hold in their hearts. Death is complicated, but that's okay.

60. What is something that they’re sure to laugh at?

Alistair :)

61. When bored, how do they pass time?

Dog time :)

62. Do they enjoy being outside?

... Ehhhhhh?

63. Do they have an accent?

Technically??? It's an accent from where he's from but like. I just barely tweak my own voice when I rp him so? Damn Corren I'm sorry you've been cursed with east coast dialect.

64. Upon seeing a slice of chocolate cake, what is their first reaction?

"Damn who's the rich bastard here?" (cake is kinda a delicacy in their world- not like elites only but not NEARLY as common as it is here)

65. If they knew they were going to die, what would they do/say?

Reassurance mode to whomever he's with. "Hey, hey, it's okay. I'm okay. Remember what I told you, death is a natural part of life, yeah? I don't have any regrets, I'm okay... Just. Thanks. For giving me a chance. Thank you. Thank you."

66. How do they feel about sex?

I SWEAR he's allosexual. I'm just bad at writing allosexuals.

67. What is their sexuality?

He doesn't really know how to pin it down, so he just calls himself "queer". Definitely not straight, that's all he knows.

68. Do they become squeamish at the sight of blood?

AHAHA no. He's hella desensitized

69. Is there anything that they find really gross?

Skulking cyst. Look it up at your own volition. It's. NO.

70. Which TV Trope(s) best describes them?

It's 12:21 in the morning and I'm NOT about to scroll through a bunch of tv tropes just. just. NERD stereotype.

71. Do they enjoy helping people?

Yyyyes? Only really if it's the people he cares about.

72. Are they allergic to anything?

Bullshit.

73. Do they have a pet?

WINGTHARA!! HIS SKELE-DOG!!!

74. Are they quick to anger? What are they like when they loose their temper?

Oh yeah he's all bark and no bite. He usually just throws a little fit and/or yells.

75. How patient are they?

More than he should be :/

76. Are they good at cooking?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

77. Favorite insult? Do they insult people often?

Oh yes he insults the others all the time. No particular favorite, he likes so spice it up.

78. How do they act when they’re particularly happy?

Stim. Stim. Stim. His eyes get all sparkly and he. He.

79. What do they do when they learn about other people’s fears?

He will do everything in his power to assure they won't ever have to deal with their fears alone- You afraid of spiders? It's his job to get the spiders from now on so you won't have to deal with them.

80. Are they trustworthy?

Oh yeah. He's like Rapunzel- doesn't break promises.

81. Do they try to hide their emotions? Are they good at it?

Oh yes he tries to hide it. And yes, he's awful at it.

82. Do they exercise regularly?

Yes and no? No like- exercise regimen, but the amount of travelling and fighting they do is just- a workout in and of itself

83. Are they comfortable with the way they look?

Yeah! He's cute and he knows it baybie!!!

84. What are some physical features that they find attractive on people?

He,,, he likes someone who's physically stong,,, Muscles are,,, aaaaa >///>

85. What kind of personalities do they find attractive?

Someone he can nerd out with :)

86. Do they like sweet foods?

Impartial to it. He won't turn sweets away but he's not crazy about them either.

87. What is their age?

43, the equivalent of- I think someone in their mid 30s?

88. Are they tall or short or somewhere in between?

He's 6'8" :) Which is actually normal for his race

89. Do they wear glasses or contacts?

Sometimes! I like to think he has reading glasses or something like that.

90. Do they consider themselves attractive?

HE'S CUTE AND HE KNOWS IT.

91. What is their sense of humor like?

Julian tainted his sense of humor and now he finds the most dumb shit hilarious. Think very millenial/GenZ humor like "I wish I was Jared, 19"

92. What mood are they most often in?

"I don't get paid enough for this" or Fear.jpg

93. What kinds of things anger them?

People who don't keep their FUCKING WORD. Oh and like. Yknow. Half the shit his party does.

94. Outlook on life?

Again he's??? Oddly an optimist? In the "Things will get better and that is a fucking THREAT" way, but still optimist!

95. What kind of things make them sad/depressed?

Talk about his family :) Or the fact that his boyfriend might want him dead :)

96. What is their greatest weakness?

He's squishy as fuck. He goes down easy.

97. What is their greatest strength?

He's extremely intelligent and great with magic and his sniper!

98. Something that they regret?

Not doing more to stop his brother when he tried to resurrect their sister

99. Biggest accomplishment?

Either convincing an entire town his name is Torren or accidentally convincing some very OP people that he's secretly a dragon.

100. Create your own!

FUCK YOU I SPENT LIKE 2 HOURS ON THIS. NO PROOFREAD. IVE ALREADY DESIGNED CORREN'S AND NETHYL'S HYPOTHETICAL KIDS. ANYWAYS THEY'RE TWIN IRINAGA AND I'VE NAMED THEM AFTER THE DNDADS TWINS: THEIR NAMES ARE LARK AND SPARROW.

[dreadfutures]

39. What does their happily ever after look like?

40. Who do they trust most? Is that trust mutual?

41. What does their laugh sound like? Do they snort when they laugh? How often do they laugh? 

59. What does their resting face look like? Do they have RBF?

60. Describe the way they sleep. 

Thanks for the ask, Sienna!

39. What does their happily ever after look like?

Halevune just wants to grow old with Morrigan, and live to see the son he raised doing good in the world. Kieran doesn't have to amount to anything, but Hal just wants to know--truly--that he's been able to give Kieran a good life, and raise him well.

40. Who do they trust most? Is that trust mutual?

Honestly? I think the answer is Zevran. Mahariel and Zevran ended up getting really close, he has the fewest walls up around Zevran, and when Zevran gives his word, he keeps it. The trust is definitely mutual. Zevran, being older, I think has seen some of Mahariel's angst coming but also trusts and believes in Hal a lot.

41. What does their laugh sound like? Do they snort when they laugh? How often do they laugh?

Hal's laugh is pretty much a scoff, harsh and derisive with a good lip curl. Like I said, he's in a pretty rough place and has been for a long time; his laugh is at once armor, and a weapon.

He doesn't laugh much with his family. He's generally subdued, just smiling when he's happy or amused--just basks in it, really, but silently.

59. What does their resting face look like? Do they have RBF?

Hal absolutely has resting, "fuck around and find out" face.

60. Describe the way they sleep.

When he's on his own, he sleeps with his dagger closeby, generally stretched out on his side with one arm beneath his head and whatever jacket or blanket he has on hand as his "pillow." He's used to roughing it.

When he's with his family, he generally sleeps on his back with one arm behind his head. If Kieran is there (Kieran is a big cuddler), he'll have his other arm around Kieran's back while Kieran sleeps almost half on his chest. I don't think Morrigan is quite a cuddler on her own but she'll end up curled around Kieran as big spoon, and Kieran will be snuggled with Hal like he's Hal's backpack.

Ahh, my heart.

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BET YOU WON'T ANSWER THEM ALL

1: Full name

I've gotten creepy messages on here so I'm gonna keep that private lol

2: Age

27

3: 3 Fears

Abandonment, driving by semi-trucks, bugs

4: 3 things I love

Music, coffee, nature

5: 4 turn ons

Sense of humor, intelligence, height, big hands.. happy trails are sexy

6: 4 turn offs

If they're rude, judgy, closed-minded, or act fake

7: My best friend

Tammy

8: Sexual orientation

Straight

9: My best first date

I have no idea honestly. First dates are always weird

10: How tall am I

5′5″

11: What do I miss

Not having anxiety, traveling, when my boobs were bigger

12: What time was I born

11:30 pm

13: Favourite color

Yellow, green, blue

14: Do I have a crush

It’s more than a crush, but yes

15: Favourite quote

"This is cracking me out" - my kid

16: Favourite place

The forest, Havasupai, California

17: Favourite food

Just about anything Italian. Or with a lot of cheese

18: Do I use sarcasm

Pretty often

19: What am I listening to right now

Wind blowing through the window. It’s like 65 degrees here I love it

20: First thing I notice in a new person

If they seem nice or not

21: Shoe size

7 or 7.5 depending on the shoes

22: Eye color

Blue

23: Hair color

Reddish dark blonde

24: Favourite style of clothing

Grungy but hot

25: Ever done a prank call? Yes

27: Meaning behind my URL

I’ve answered this a couple times before, I’m too lazy

28: Favourite movie

Peanut Butter Falcon

29: Favourite song

All the ones that make me feel things the most

30: Favourite band

A Day to Remember, Brand New

31: How I feel right now

Relaxed

32: Someone I love

My son

33: My current relationship status

In something

34: My relationship with my parents

They’re cool

35: Favourite holiday

Christmas

36: Tattoos and piercing I have

Treble clef on the back of my neck, pierced ears

37: Tattoos and piercing I want

I’m good for now! Maybe more one day

38: The reason I joined Tumblr

I don’t even know, I’ve used this shit off and on since I was 16

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other? Nope!

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? Yep

41: Have you ever kissed the last person you texted?

Nope

42: When did I last hold hands?

Held hands with my son today

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? Like 20 minutes

44: Have you shaved your legs in the past three days? Yes

45: Where am I right now? In my room

46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?

Probably one of my friends lol

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?

Loud unless I’m sleepyy

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? No

49: Am I excited for anything? 🎄🎄🎄

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?

Yepp I think so

51: How often do I wear a fake smile?

Sometimes if I don't want my kid to sense my stress. Or during boring conversations

52: When was the last time I hugged someone?

Today

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?

🤷🤷🤷

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?

I don’t think so

55: What is something I disliked about today?

I was super sleepy, slept until some stressy dreams woke me up, and can't go back to sleep 🙃

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

That guy from My Octopus Teacher

57: What do I think about most?

People I love, things I have to do, and the randomest shit imaginable

58: What’s my strangest talent?

I barely have any normal talents

59: Do I have any strange phobias? No

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Behind it unless I feel cute

61: What was the last lie I told?

Something about Santa to my kid

62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? Depends!

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

I feel like ghosts are possible, our energy could keep existing in some ways after our body dies who knows. Aliens exist for sure. Just not anywhere near our planet imo

64: Do I believe in magic? No

65: Do I believe in luck? I believe in good karma

66: What’s the weather like right now?

Kinda chilly/breezy but nice

67: What was the last book I’ve read?

Read Fox in Socks to my kid

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? No

69: Do I have any nicknames? Kind of

70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?

One time a horse stepped on my foot and it was bruised for months lol

71: Do I spend money or save it? Both

72: Can I touch my nose with my tongue?

Noo! I just tried though hahah

73: Is there anything pink 10 feet from me?

A crayon

74: Favourite animal? Sloths but I love all animals

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?

Sleeping surprisingly

76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?

I can't think of anyone I hate enough to make a good joke out of this

77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?

Colorado Symphony version of The Stable Song by Gregory Alan Isakov

78: How can you win my heart?

Good conversations, make me laugh, show me you care, show me good music, etc

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?

Nice things, I don't know lol

80: What is my favorite word? Fuck

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr

I ♥️ all the ones I follow

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?

Realistically I would have a panic attack and say something stupid 😂

83: Do I have any relatives in jail? Not that I know of!

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?

Maybe the power to pause time so I could sleep or do whatever for however long I want without wasting any time. Or maybe the ability to teleport

85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? Idk I can't think of one

86: What is my current desktop picture?

It’s the default one, I don’t go on it very often lol

87: Had sex? Yes

88: Bought condoms? No the guys always did that

89: Gotten pregnant? Yes

90: Failed a class? No

91: Kissed a boy? Yes

92: Kissed a girl? Yes

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? Yes

94: Had a job? Yes

95: Left the house without my wallet?

Yepp I used to forget it all the time

96: Bullied someone on the internet?

No I'm not a pussy ass bitch

97: Had sex in public?

If you count in a parked car, yes

98: Played on a sports team? Yes

99: Smoked weed? Yes

100: Did drugs? A while ago

101: Smoked cigarettes? Yes, quit a while ago

102: Drank alcohol? Yes

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?

Nope! I tried one time just for fucks and it did not last long

104: Been overweight? No

105: Been underweight? Yes

106: Been to a wedding? Yes

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? Yes

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?

Yes. Marathons and binge sessions

109: Been outside my home country? Yes, Mexico

110: Gotten my heart broken? Yes

111: Been to a professional sports game? Yes

112: Broken a bone? Nope

113: Cut myself? Yes

114: Been to prom? Yes

115: Been in an airplane? Lots of times

116: Fly by helicopter? No

117: What concerts have I been to?

Oh fuck I know I’ll leave some out. Kelly Clarkson (don’t judge me I was 12), All Time Low, Avenged Sevenfold, Papa Roach, Blink-182, Fall Out Boy, Flogging Molly, Jason Mraz, Ed Sheeran, Atreyu, Escape the Fate, went to Warped Tour a couple times in high school so a bunch more emo bands

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? No

119: Learned another language?

A decent amount of Spanish

120: Wore make up? Frequently

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? Yes

122: Had oral sex? Yes

123: Dyed my hair? Yes

124: Voted in a presidential election? Yes

125: Rode in an ambulance? No those are expensive

126: Had a surgery?

Does getting my wisdom teeth removed count

127: Met someone famous?

Saw Alice Cooper at a Cheesecake Factory one time

128: Stalked someone on a social network?

Not stalked, more like checked up on lol

129: Peed outside? On camping trips

130: Been fishing? Yes

131: Helped with charity? Yes

132: Been rejected by a crush? Probably!

133: Broken a mirror? No

134: What do I want for my birthday?

Christmas is coming first idk

135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?

I have one kid whose name I won’t be posting publicly, annnd I’m open to having another kid sometime in the future but not set on it. No names in mind for that lol

136: Was I named after anyone?

My parents are Catholic so they named me after St. Kieran

137: Do I like my handwriting? It’s alright idk

138: What was my favourite toy as a child?

I liked my toy horses and barbies the most probably

139: Favourite TV Show?

Idk I have lots of favorites. I've probably rewatched The Office the most out of all of them tho

140: Where do I want to live when older?

Somewhere chill, surrounded by lots of nature. Arizona doesn’t have much of that lol

141: Play any musical instrument?

I can play the piano but it’s been a while

142: One of my scars, how did I get it?

One on my knee from a car accident

143: Favourite pizza topping?

I love onions on my pizzaaaa

144: Am I afraid of the dark?

No, unless I watched a scary movie or something

145: Am I afraid of heights? No

146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?

Got caught sneaking out when I was 15. Countless other things I can’t remember

147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? Yep!

148: What I’m really bad at

Doing things on time, paying attention when I’m not interested in something

149: What my greatest achievements are

Having an amazing kid, got first prize in the science fair in 6th grade for gluing a fucking key finder mechanism to the back of a shoe charm (shoe finder), was on time to something once

150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me

Idkkk

151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery

Give a lot of it to some family, save a lot of it, get a new house, set aside a savings for my kid, buy a sloth or something

152: What do I like about myself

Fuck I don't know, I try my best hahah

153: My closest Tumblr friend

@spencerwithac

154: Something I fantasize about

Sex in public

155: Any question you’d like?

Nope this was plenty thank you