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the POINT of Harold and the Purple Crayon and whole ALLURE of it is the dream-like quality of a young boy making things with his crayon and the little adventures he goes on. It's timeless and sparks the imagination.
Giving the crayon to a grown man in what is undeniably a modern setting takes away all of the charm
#personal#i fuckin hate it when this happens#bc tbh#i have NOT thought about harold in years#not really#but that's what these remakes do#make me think about something that hasn't been on my mind#and just puke on it#like hey IIIIII wasn't doing anything with it#but that doesn't mean i want you to mess it up
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i need more gem and joel they just give off cool kid vibes together ya know
#i want a college au where its just joel trying not to puke all over gem at a party and they are bros please lol#joel smallishbeans#hermitcraft#life series#trafficblr#hermitblr#life smp#smallishbeans#geminitay#geminislay#me art
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I'm just trying to imagine what OSHA compliant sex work would be like
#just imagining having to touch the sperm of male strangers makes me wanna puke#radblr#radical feminist safe#radical feminists do interact#radical feminists please interact#terfblr#rad fem#radical feminism#terfsafe
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#just finished filming something cute#will edit and upload this evening#i don't know why i didn't foresee the unpleasantness of being on the verge of puking and having to get myself unstuck from the tub#me
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small comforts☀️
#*horrific puking noises*#i cant STAND THEM#i love them so much they own my heart and soul i cant take it sOMEBODY SEDATE ME#shes ok in that bottom doodle btw he’s just aggressive with affection and grooming sometimes ok shes used to it#godzilla#mothra#kaiju#mosugoji#mothzilla#my art
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wanted to draw somethin like this for a long time now
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#warrior cats#art#lionblaze#leafpool#tried to take a crack at the ID myself but if anyone has any criticisms for that feel free to send me a message!#u can criticize the comic itself too but i WILL cry slash half joking half serious#next page is gonna be my favorite i think#it wont feature something badass or anything im just excited to puke out the brain vomit thats been rolling around in my brain for like eve
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bruce 'tired single dad' wayne: *lecturing jason once again on something he did during a fight*
jason 'theatre kid extraodinare'' todd who immediately starts fake crying on the spot: do you just not love me anymore?
#dc comics#dc universe#dcu#batman#red hood#batfamily#batfam#bruce wayne#bruce thomas wayne#jason todd#jason peter todd#jason was never the angry robin#yeah bruce is weak to his children crying but especially jason#if jason can puke on command you best believe he can convincingly fake cry too#what's the point of having trauma if you can't use it to stop your dad from lecturing you?#bruce folds on the spot when jason cries which is why jason doesn't cry that often (jason doesn't want his secret weapon to lose effect)#most of the time jason just owns up to the things he did#so there really isn't any point in lecturing him because jason doesn't care about consequences#the first time jason fake cried in front of bruce after his death he was shocked at how it still worked#the reason why it works so well is because bruce thought jason was dead for around four years and grieved him for so long
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Susie Wolff as the Empress (redraw):
The Empress is a mother, a creator, and nurturer. She can represent the creation of life, romance, art, or business. The Empress can represent the germination of an idea before it is ready to be fully born, and the need to be receptive to change.
The Empress is representative of the productivity of the subconscious, seeded by ideas.
She is the symbol of the feminine principle - a representation of venus and mother earth. She is nurturing, and a provider.
There is something to her that suggests a mother figure as well.
Tag list: @st-leclerc @rubywingsracing @saviour-of-lord @three-days-time @the-wall-is-my-goal @albonoooo @ch3rubd0lls @brawngp2009
#ofc this is Susie#can you imagine me giving this card to a MAN?#barf. puke.#Susie good lord pls give me just one chance#yeah I feel like this is pretty self explanatory#the need to be receptive to change = bringing women to f1 and strongly pursuing that#germination of an idea can be that plus f1 academy#tbh I don’t have anything to add for once LOL#f1#formula 1#f1blr#f1 fanart#formula one#f1 art#annie’s art#formula one fanart#formula 1 fanart#formulanni#susie wolff#f1 tarot#the empress tarot
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A friendly encounter
While the others are dealing with their latest rogue, Damian investigates(in secret) the old Ace Waste Disposal Plant.
#melo's art#dpxdc#dcxdp#danny fenton#damian wayne#Batman and co. Are currently being trown around like ragdolls<3 on the other side of the city#While Damian finds a new case! (that he will totally solve by himself!!)#White coffin au#Danny is just vibing rn... Until he starts to puke his guts out and has to go back to his coffin. Uuuh as soon as he remembers where it is
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So last life was *checks notes* 2 YEARS AGO??? anyway it's still all i think about.
#trafficblr#last life#last life fanart#grian#smallishbeans#zombiecleo#mcyt#cw: cannibalism#implied anyway#cw: puke#cw: eating#just to be safe#yeah this ones a little messed up sorry#ask to tag
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rip lavernius tucker you wouldve loved sitting and watching bluey in a trance while junior eats glass in the other room
#lavernius tucker#rvb tucker#leonard church#rvb church#rvb junior#rvb#red vs blue#SORRY FOR THE BAD QUALITY :(((#still definitely not used to posting genuinely feel like im gonna puke#ALSO I KNOW SANGHEILI DONT HAVE TAILS I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN
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Sigh
I can't believe I have to say this
If you know of anyone who's y'know "bad" or anything of the sort and happens to follow me... don't??? tell??? me??
Regardless of the circumstances and actions of the person, I say this with the utmost respect and fear: I don't want to get involved
What people who follow me or don't or have me blocked or muted or whatever do in their free and irl time is not my business
I know not to mess with english-speaking communities' personal affairs now. Like, no offense, but y'all are pretty fucking creepy when it comes to stuff like that, and that's why, again, I don't want to get involved
I have enough problems in the real world currently. Please understand that! 🙏
#im not trying to be mean or anything#im just gonna put it out there#im legit traumatized by the way english speakers and gringo cultured ppl handle these situations#im not even using that word lightly#getting the anon ask that spawned this post into existence made me want to puke and do not very nice things to myself#so please i beg you#dont tell me about it like im supposed to do anything to fix things#I also understand that many people believe larger accounts have a responsibility to get this sort of stuff out there#but im not strong enough for this kinda business#yall scare me way too fucking much atp#ughhh#aneh wont shut up
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#bnha 423#bnha spoilers#shigaraki tomura#midoriya izuku#spinner#shuichi iguchi#kurogiri#shirakumo oboro#afo#league of villains#dadgiri#spinaraki#and now: a detailed shitpost explaining my reactions while reading the recent chapter#once again i used microsoft paint to make a shitpost#literally the rollercoaster of all time... also one of the worst coasters i've ever ridden#awful 180 degree turn... literally almost puked at it#yeah so i called in sick just so i could have a day of mourning because holy shit my emotions are a wreck#things better get better or i may need to throw myself into a volcano for mental health reasons#smol’s stuff#smol’s weird ass shit
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Some first year: wheres your scary boyfriend at?
James: probably off doing scary boyfriend things.
Regulus, in James dorm, giggling and kicking his feet as Peter tells him what James said about him while he was drunk the night before: 🤭🥰
#james just went on and on about how absolutely lovely regulus is#Sirius puked as he went into more detail#regulus is a cinnamon roll#peter and Regulus were besties#i will die on this hill#james potter#regulus black#jegulus#peter pettigrew#sirius black#remus lupin#barty crouch jr#evan rosier#marauders#marauders era#dorcas meadowes#marlene mckinnon#mary macdonald#lily evens#pandora rosier#pandora lestrange#pandora lovegood
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not my usual kind of posting but i genuinely hate how unpleasant having chronic gastrointestinal issues makes your life. even if it was more socially acceptable i would still be in excruciating pain every single day of my life just for doing something that's necessary to live. the fact that it also makes other people think you're disgusting and embarrassing just compounds the misery.
#🐉#sorry i know youre supposed to try to look at these things constructively#but it fucking sucks!#and its not even technically classed as a disability. youre just Guy Who Always Needs The Bathroom.#like. i feel like im going to puke every day of my life but its haha funny because toilet humour.
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I can handle a lot of x reader fics but once y/n starts cheating I’m out 🚶♀️
#rambles#jjk x reader#amazing how i can handle dead dove/dubcon but cheating makes me wanna puke#makes me sick#i start tweaking#dc comics x reader#dc x reader#resident evil x reader#leon kennedy x reader#yn pls just break up with ur bf/gf and get with who u want#toji x reader#gojo x reader
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