#and its the dumbest shit. like i consider myself a pretty open minded person who usually is able to care abt ppl but like

[verytendou]

hmm not sure how to convey this right but if youre feeling any sort of sympathy or pity for trump or trump supporters unfollow me

[jeankirstein4ever]

Hey, I came to ask for a matchup, pls. Thanks🙂

Description: I'm INTP, from the sign of Libra with ascendant in Aquarius. I'm introverted most of the time, but more in unfamiliar places and with unfamiliar people, but with friends and people i'm familiar with i'm more outgoing and more playful.

I really like the calm and the comfort, i don't like loud and repetitive noises, it makes me angry. Speaking of angry, i can be easily angry,but i always try to be calm which doesn't work as much as i would like lol.

I'm almost always with a calm or disinterested expression. I'm sometimes acting like i'm an "idiot", whether it's talking, acting, thinking, or laughing at boring jokes, but it's only because i like being that way, carefree and enjoying things, from the wisest to the dumbest. But i also tend to be very quiet, thinking about a lot of things at the same time, whether it's about my future or about anything else that i consider important, so at those times i'm quieter, which can be all the time. I don't like fights, besides stressing me, they mess with my pride and my desire to be good with the person I fought. I'm very affectionate and maybe this affection can turn into something sexual quickly because I'm shameless but if the person isn't comfortable, I'll grudgingly leave them alone. I'm lazy as fuck, change my mind :') i'm shameless but i'm also romantic, it's the balance between naughtiness and romance LOL

My hobbies are: reading, writing, singing, listening to music, watching movies/animes, sleepingLoL and relaxing.

Pronouns: she/her

Sexuality: i'm bi

i look for in a partner loyalty,trust,fidelity,i don't just want a partner,i want a friend,and i think a partner who can be himself with me and can allow me to be myself with him is enough. But I will make him listen to me talk about my animes or books or whatever shit i like lol

Love language: physical touches and words of affirmation

Physical description : I'm Brazilian :3, 1'55 tall, I'm a bit chubby, with a big ass, thick thighs and shapely, I have small breasts, I have a little tanned skin, but still fair. I have dark brown eyes and shoulder length dark brown hair.

I think that's it,thank you and bye bye :D

Aot Matchup

A/n I cannot emphasis how much I love these, also match ups are still open so feel free to message me <3

\I match you with Jean

You and jean are in a weird way inverted ; yin and yang which makes your perfect for each other

When he first met you, you both kinda got on each others nerves, he was kinda loud and obnoxious and he thought you were stuck up because of how quiet you were.

When you both started getting to know each other, you both realized how similar you were, he much like you just took a minute to warm up to each other

When you two finally started dating (it was very much a slow burn type build up) you guys have the most cheesy romantic relationship in the best way possible.

He loves taking you out on theses "cliche" type dates kissing at the top of a Farris wheel, dinner by candle light, bringing you flowers on EVERY SINGLE DATE

No joke , brings you a bouquet every date, by now your apartment is a green house

That doesn't mean that you guys constantly go out on dates, he honestly just loves your company. Sometimes when your reading he'll find a way to lay in your lap and when you start to play with his hair, hes in heaven.

Now jean can get jealous pretty easy but when he does he tries not to make a big show of it, he'll usually just get kinda upset and closed of for a bit. So when someone *cough cough Eren* tries flirting with you , Jean will start acting like a jerk. He doesn't mean to, it just kinda comes out , he gets worried that hes not enough for you, that you'll realize that and end up leaving him.

Of course you never would, its him. So if when you realize hes acting off, you pull him aside and reassure him that you're never leaving and that there is no one in this world that is anywhere near as amazing and perfect for you as he is.

"Thank you angel"

He loves calling you angel , out of every pet name in the world that one is his favorite, because he genuinely believes that you are his guardian angel.

Mood board:

Playlist:

Mumford and Sons - Tompkins Square Park

Strip Tease - Carwash

Stolen Dance - Milky Chance

Matilda - Alt-j

Butterfly's repose - Zabawa

Tear In My Heart - Twenty One Pilots

Telepatia - Kali Uchis

Lets Fall In Love For The Night - FINNEAS

Can I Call You Tonight - Dayglow

She - Dodie

Wedding Vows :

Angel , My angel. There is so much I want to say, so much that I don't have the courage to muster. I love you, timelessly and unalterably I'm in love with you. I know that I can be a lot, I can get jealous and I'm immature as hell but for whatever reason you love me, and I love you for that. I love that you are always there for the people you care about, no questions asked. I love that you mumble in your sleep and that you hate when someone doesn't use a proper book mark to mark their spot. I love your voice, when you sing and think no ones listening. Just so you know Angel , I'm always listening to you. You and you only.

[fandom-games]

Challenge 3 by @mellowtrashdino

I stood on the edge of the roof, looking towards the glowing horizon. The sun is starting its daily routine of coming up early in the luscious morning sky. The bracelet made of rosary beads tingles at my wrist, telling me a Holy Council meeting is being called. I don't dare try to go through the portals while I'm emotionally weak; it's what caused my horrible injuries last time.

The sun rays dance across the frozen ice which used to be the edge of the Pacific ocean. This whole ice age caused by Lucifer is pretty funny, considering he's trying to claim the throne as Satan. He is the absolute dumbest soul I've ever known of, and I've heard about plenty of ignorant spirits.

"Awsten," Tyler says softly, giving off an itty bitty wave of warmth through the freezing air.

I look at him, creating water behind my back, watching his face as he reacts to how fast it turns to snow. If it instantly turns to ice and we're this close to the ground, you know it's cold outside.I feel him wrap warmth around my body as he speaks, "The others want to know if you're going to the meeting,"

Give me a flame and I'll tell you yes or no, I whisper into his mind.

"Why?"

Just do it.

He does as asked as I quickly create the compound for a few gorgeous fireworks. Together, we move our elements about twenty feet away from us, and push them together. My fireworks explode in the word no. Surprisingly, he laughs.

"You're so extra," he chuckles, drawing a vulgar image in the sky with magnificently handled flames. I create water to put it out. He throws his flames out to sea, hoping it will be enough to melt at least a few bits of water. Sadly, it is not.

We agree to go back inside, and as we do, I water as many plants as possible while making a few more pieces of wood for the fireplace inside. Being able to control elements is pretty cool, I guess. I'm grateful for getting my powers back, but it still kind of sucks because everyone has better abilities than me.For example, Mikey can bring upon ghosts just by thinking of it and Brendon can drain the blood of others. Not to mention the angels who just unknowingly strut about this place with their holy abilities! And Satan, God, does she get so annoying with her powers. I hate being belittled by them, even if it's not on purpose [which it mostly isn't].

"Aws!" Geoff yells from across the room, startling just about everyone. Him, Josh, Otto and Gerard are all sitting together at one of the tables in front of the beat up couch playing some card game.

Don't yell at me, or I'll yell in your head! I shouted to him through his brain. I felt his reaction as if he were me. My spiritual ability is so much better than my elemental one.

He runs a hand through his hair, looking down at his hand of cards. He always gets uncomfortable when I'm in his head. I don't think he comprehends that I cannot read minds.

Tyler grabs my shoulder and smiles, "Just thought I'd let you know he's scared and embarrassed,"

The man joins his best friend at the table, leaving me all to myself.

The rooms are mostly empty right now, as many of our people work close to God and Satan, and are up in Heaven having a meeting with the Holy Council. My best friends are playing boring card games that I wouldn't even spectate, let alone join in on. So now I'm bored and lonely, with absolutely nothing to do or work on.

My phone buzzes in my pocket, alerting me of an incoming text message. Who would be calling right now? Everyone is here.

Mikey

meet me at the gym u hoe !

awsten 🤠🤡

whyyMikey

practice lol i need help moving shit

awsten 🤠🤡

why do you need me for that

Mikey

so you can make me metal n stuff. i wanna try different pressures n bolts

awsten 🤠🤡

ohh okay

make sure you don't accidentally kill me though plz

Mikey

listen, if i have enough pressure to kill you RIGHT AWAY, then tbh I'm probably dead too

or at least unconscious

awsten 🤠🤡

THEN DON'T DO THAT

seeya

Mikey

aight

I slowly make my way over to the gymnasium, for I don't want to be the one to open it. One reason is because I'm just nervous, and the second reason is because Mikey can just zap the door to open it [which looks beautiful when he does it].

His smiling face meets me before I'm barely five feet away from the glass doors. He didn't mind walking either, he just did his version of teleportation with his lightning bolts. The man is capable of becoming a bolt and travelling with it, and he does it quite often just to flex on us. Hell, even the people who can teleport normally get jealousbecause he can complete that insane method of transportation in a stunning way. Mikey is just an all around powerful man.

"Mister Way!" I say, sticking an arm out towards him.

"Mister Knight! How wonderful it is to see you again!" He speaks, creating a small storm in his hand, offering it to me. I kindly accept it, quickly making glass and silver to capture it inside a poorly made snow globe. We watch as it takes a new form inside the clear sphere.

Suddenly, there is a loud banging at the front door. My bracelet tells me that the meeting is still in session, and everyone else is still at the base, so who could possibly be on the other side? I don't know, but I could definitely see who. My focus turns into the person banging on the door.

Who are you? I ask them. For the first time, someone enters my mind. He shoves two images inside my head; metal rods being twisted into balls, and the metal front door flying far away from its hinges. He writes stand back in front of my eyes, alertialerting me of what's to happen.

Everyone, stand away from the door.

As soon as everyone listens to my words, the image the man just showed me comes to life before us.

He steps inside, takes a deep breath, and pulls his hand away from his bloody torso.

"His demons are coming,"

whaaaaat this is so intenseeee without content im like :o 100 points!

-brook

[i-amusemyself]

All 100 Questions.

Bloody hell okay thank you!!! 😄😄😄

1. Is a kiss considered cheating?Yeah, Id say so.

2. Have you ever faked orgasm?Aint never had anyone to fake it with 😂 Ngl tho its the sort of thing id do (which is terrible i know)

3. If you could have one super power, what would it be?Mind reading.

4. Do you think youre gonna be rich in 7-8-9 years?I’d be worried if I didnt have more money than I have now, but idk.

5. Tell us some funny drunk story?Oh jeez erm, I don’t really have any 😂 My friends occasionally remind me of the time at the school christmas ball one of the business teachers turned up and I quickly ran away while aggressively whispering “oh no he knows im a lesbian, aimee told him”.

6. Why are you no longer together with your ex?We work better as friends, its less stressful.

7. If you had to choose one way to die what would it be?See I’m really torn with this question. Part of me thinks itd be nice just to go in my sleep, with a heart attack or something. Its quick and painless you know.But equally I wonder if it would be better to maybe, like, have something where I knew I was gonna die. Because then I’d have time to try and do everything on my bucket list and say goodbye to everyone. Also maybe at that point I’d welcome death lmao.

8. What are your current goals?Idk? Im waiting on A level results which I really hope I’ve done well in.I hope to make lots of new friends at uni and learn how to look after myself quickly I guess. I dont know.

9. Do you like someone?I like a lot of people 😆

10. Who was the last person to disappoint you?Im really not sure??? There arent many people I expect anything from and even then my standards are pretty low. So like, I dont really get disappointed by people, only occasionally by situations.

11. Do you like your body?I could hate it a lot more, but I wouldnt say I’m happy with my body or general appearance. I struggle a lot with my features and my weight and the scars I have (which is ridiculous but thats what mental illness is)

12. Can you keep a diet?I mean if I wasnt on the diet im on rn (with lots of restrictions) id probs be in hospital 😂

13. If the whole world was listening to you right now, what would you say?Honestly id pass out under the pressure of it 😂 idk, id tell them all to take a chill pill but no one would listen.

14. Do you work?Nah, i had 3 jobs at once last yeah but now I’ve ended up with none.

15. If you could choose only one food to eat for the rest of your life what would it be?Either garlic bread or chocolate I cant decide!

16. Would you get a tattoo?I’m v much planning on getting one in the near future so yh!!

17. Something you dont mind spending all your money on?Plane tickets.

18. Can you drive?Yeah! I havent driven since I passed my test, but hopefully I havent forgotten how to that quickly!

19. When was the last time someone told you youre beautiful?…I cant remember. Thats depressing (not that I blame them).

20. What was the last thing you cried for?Argh I have no idea why I was crying, my brain just wasnt doing its job so everything made me stressed and sad.

21. Do you keep a journal?I keep a blog for diary posts but besides that nah

22. Is life fun?If you allow it to be, yeah

23. Is farting in front of people irrelevant?Tf is that supposed to mean? I guess if you know the person well it is.

24. Whats your dream car?I dont know about Dream Car, id have to research it loads to decide what my absolute fave it. Although rn I’d really love a ‘67 VW beetle bc theyre small and cheap on insurance 😂

25. Are grades in school important?My own grades are super important to me, (to the point its probably unhealthy) but in terms of how the people around me do, it doesnt really matter to me. I mean, I want everyone to do well, but I dont judge people based on it.

26. Describe your crush.She’s funny and all around awesome and interesting and good at deep convos and beautiful and way out of my league.

27. What was the last book/movie that really impressed you?The last one I read called The Bell Jar. It was unlike anything I’ve ever read and made me think about a lot of things. Also I related a lot with the main character.

28. What was your last lie?Eh, probably “im fine”.

29. Dumbest lie you ever told?Idk?? I only keep track of the good lies 😉

30. Is crying in front of people embarrasing?It shouldnt be but yeah, I try my best not to.

31. Something you did and are proud of?Umm, idk im p proud of playing basketball and representing my region/training with england. But i quit that so 👏 dicks out for my regrettable decisions 👏

32. Whats your favourite cocktail?Never had one

33. Something you are good at?Annoying people and being clingy 😂 also maths ig

34. Do you like small kids?It depends on the child, the day of the week, the lunar cycle, my menstrual cycle, how hungry I am…Yh legit sometimes I hate them sometimes I love them.

35. How are you feeling right now?Great omg I just got my best friend to watch mamma mia and now shes high on life next to me.

36. What would you name your daughter/son?🤐 there are a couple of names for girls I like and like 2 boys names? But i dont wanna say bc theyre embarrasing.

37. What do you need to be happy?Good company, good food and possibly music.

38. Is there someone you want to punch in the face right now?Theres always at least 3 people I would love to punch 😂

39. What was the last gift you recieved?My best friend got me a necklace and I almost cried its so beautiful

40. What was the last gift you gave?The gift of my company @only-slightly-dangerous 😉😉😉

41. What was the last concert you went to?I went to to see Amber Run in february

42. Favourite place to shop at?Um, as in shop? A place called blue banana probs (england’s hot topic smh)

43. Who inspires you?Kaitlyn Alexander bc they helped me to understand who I am and how I feel and to be loud and proud about it.And Luke Cutforth bc he’s so open about his mental health and struggles with self harm but hes so happy now.

44. How old were you when you first got drunk?18 lmao

45. How old were you when you first got high?It aint happened yet (and i dont really want it to)

46. How old were you when you first had sex?It aint happened yet smh

47. When was your first kiss?As far as im concerned never

48. Something you want to do until the end this year?What….does this mean….? Idk???

49. Is there something in the past you wish you hadnt done?It’s more stuff I wish I had done tbh. I suppose I said things I shouldnt have or got too involved in drama, but you kinda need all that secondary school shit to learn from it

50. Post a selfie.Lmao nah fam

51. Who are you most comfortable around?My best friend by a mile. Privacy who?

52. Name one thing that terrifies you.Abandonment without explanation.

53. What kind of books do you read?Anything non fiction about medicine/being a doctor/disease/psycopaths.Besides that whatever has been recommended.

54. What would you tell your 12 y/o self?1. Youre gay2. You and I both know you arent joking about being “a dude trapped in a girls body” stop laughing it off and confront it.3. Stand up for yourself.4. Chill out.5. Laugh a lot more omg

55. What is your favourite flower?It’s between petunias and roses

56. Any bad habits you have?Not answering peoples messages unless theyre Certain Person A or Certain Person B.

57. What kind of people are you attracted to?Ones that are out of my league and could kick my ass apparently. Also ones that are kind, listen and think a lot I guess

58. What was the last thing you cried for?Already answered

59. Is there something you dont eat? A food that truly disgusts you?I dont eat loads of stuff bc my guts hate me 😂 but besides all that I’m actually the worlds least picky eater. The only thing I dont like is raw tomato. Thats it.

60. Are you in love?I wish

61. Something you find romantic?All the clichés ngl 😂 just anything that says “i love you” or “i was thinking about you” really

62. How long was your longest relationship?Like 4 months? Barely long term.

63. What are 3 things that irritate you about the same sex?Oh jeez i hate these theyre so stereotype-y1. Bitching2. Not supporting each other3. ….?

64. What are 3 things that irritate you about the opposite sex?1. Not supporting each other2. Massive egos3. Yelling

65. What are you saving money for?Uni so I dont starve to death!

66. How would you describe your bad side?Hmm, idk, it depends what someone did to get on my bad side. I’d say stubborn, bitter and angry tho usually.

67. Are you actually a good person? Why?I could be wrong but I think so long as someone has morally good intentions they are usually a good person, whether they always succeed or not. So yeah, I like to think I am.

68. What are you living for?My friends and the hope I have for my future.

69. Have you ever done anything illegal?Piracy? Thats it.

70. Do you like your money?….did I type this question wrong or??

71. Have you ever made someone feel bad about themselves intentionally?Okay, the honest answer? Yeah. When I was a lot younger and less mature and someone said something that hurt me, I tried to retaliate with equally hurtful comments. I like to think I wouldnt do that now.

72. Ever sent nudes?Lol no

73. Have you ever cheated on someone?Hell no

74. Favourite candy?All candy hates me 😂

75. Is there a blog you visit everyday or almost every day? Tag them.Yeah @oneshappyplace knows I regularly spam her with notes in search or Quality Memes (im so sorry)

76. Do you play any computer games? Whats ur fave?Nah, as if I have time 😂

77. Favourite TV series?Argh I canny choose? I love the IT Crowd, I love supernatural, I love Sherlock, I love in the flesh…

78. Are you religious? Does God exist?I’m not religious and personally I don’t believe there’s a god or higher power but I could be wrong.

79. What was the last book you read? Did it impress you and why?The Bell Jar. See 27.

80. What do you think about vegetarians and veganism?I respect it I guess? At one point I was p much a vegetarian until I had to restrict my diet sooo. Tho I could never be one now, let alone a vegan.

81. How long have you been on tumblr?Too long 😂😂😂 Like 3 or 4 years?

82. Do you like chinese food?Love it!

83. McDonalds or Subway?(Never been to subway so) McDonalds.

84. Vodka or Whisky?(Never had whisky so) Vodka.

85. Alcohol or Drugs?(Never had drugs so) Alcohol.

86. Ever been out of your country?I’m currently in the USA so yeah 😂

87. Meaning behind your blog name?It’s p self explanatory and also v true

88. What are you scared of?Abandonment, deep water, knives, toys with battery packs.

89. Last time you were insulted?Ugh, probs like when I met up with a load of school friends for our leaver’s ball.

90. Most traumatic experience?I’d rather not answer that lmao (plus itd take a long time to type)

91. Perfect date idea?Chilling and listening to each other’s favourite songs while coexisting and eating fast food 😂 that or ikea ngl

92. Favourite app on your phone?Tumblr. Even though I hate it, it also keeps me sane.

93. What colour are the walls in your room?White and blue.

94. Do you watch youtube? Who is your favourite youtuber?I love so many youtubers omg. Lukeisnotsexy, mileschronicles, realisticallysaying and filthy frank are faves

95. Share your favourite quote.Pick your fights.

96. What is the meaning of life?To live life to the fullest so youre happy and have minimal regrets. Also to be kind and helpful so even if you dont change the world you might help someone else to.

97. Do you like horror movies?I think….? But I’m not good at watching them alone 😂

98. Have you ever made your mum cry? What happened?Eh…again, would rather not answer (we got some nice supressed memories here)

99. Do you feel lucky or special in any way?I’m still totally in awe of how lucky I am to have met my best friend from 3000 miles away. Like, the probability of it was so so slim and yet here we are.

100. Can you keep a secret?I think so yh! It’s something that I consider super important.