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dreamdripdistance · 2 months ago
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listening to the isat ost and i feel like im gonna explode
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bumblingbabooshka · 1 year ago
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[TUVOKTOBER: Day 15] At First Sight. [Patreon | Commissions]
#tuvoktober#excerpt from the novel 'pathways'#tuvok/t'pel#Tuvok#st voyager#st voyager fanart#T'Pel#hey [vibrating from thinking about Tuvok - Vulcan Love & Gender Identity & Sexuality too much] -extends hand- chew through drywall with me#comix page#something about how Tuvok's identity is half T'Pel and has been for decades he's spent DECADES growing with half of him being a person#he's not just deeply in love with but literally IS. He literally literally /IS/ part of T'Pel and his children literally ARE a part of him#the SECOND he sees T'Pel Tuvok says 'Being with her isn't enough I need to BE her. NOW.'#that novel had barely anything about T'Pel in it but I'll forgive them bc what they did have (basically just this) ??? showstopping.#thinks about Tuvok alone on Voyager thinks about the unique and alien suffering#[shuddering breath...]ahgh...[cough]....h ey Tuvok!!! What're your PRONOUNS-#Guy who misses his wife who is also him#gu ys....[sobbing openly] g uys...he's INCOMPLETE without them.....#are you picking up what I'm putting down???#-chokes star trek writers- stop having straight people write alien romance. let insane gay people like me have a turn pleasepleaseplease#bea art tag#[switches out of angst mode for a second] also its SO fucking funny that in this novel's canon Tuvok didn't know about the pon farr until#it happened to him. he literally had NO idea what was going on. His parents didn't tell him. Why?? Don't believe in sexEd???#it really made me laugh. conservative coded...#drawing elaborate Vulcan head....things? headresses? is fun <3#suggestive cw
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fefairys · 2 years ago
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be honest do u guys think my salem blog is like. weird. like in a bad way. like idk to me its just sort of a kin blog sdlkfjsd but i feel like if i sent a stranger an ask from his blog saying i liked their art "in character" (kin shift) and they looked at the page on his blog that explains that hes a fictional character they might think that's weird. like should i just not interact with people from it unless i Know them..?
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synthbug · 1 year ago
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I LOVE THIS SOOO MUCHHH WHATT‼️‼️🦋💙💙 AWWW THE THE SILLIES AND THE FUNNIES ‼️ THANK U SOO MUCH OH MY GOSH I CANT EXPLAIN HOW MUCH I APPRECIATE THIS✨️💥
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY @atlcscp !!!!! sorry they dropped your cake on the way to the party!!
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#AHHHHHHHHHHHHYYGH OH MY GOOOODDDNESS OH MY GOSSSHHH THIS IS EVERYTHING!! THIS IS EVEYRTHING💙‼️🦋‼️💥💥💥#WHATT U DREW THEM SO SO CUTE SO SO FASTTTTT#BWAHAHH WHAAT#RUNS UP TO U AND HUGS U SO SO AWESOMELY AND SPINS YOU AROUND AND SPLITS THE ATOM💥💥💥💥💥#THIS JUST MADE MY DAY MY WEEK MY MONTH MY YEAR ETC ETC#MY SILLY GUYS.. HOLY MOLY FRIJOLES.....#im litsrally smiling SO WIDE RN imagine a kitty cat smiling SUPER WIDE thats ME RN ‼️‼️‼️‼️#THE CAKE IS SO CUTE.. ITS OK IF THEY DROPPED IT 9 TRILLION BARREL ROLLS I WILL EAT THAT UP CRYINGLY (TEARS OF JOY)#THE SPRIKLES R SO SO CUTE WTHAAT#the cake is literally SO shaped and boingo.. i wanna eat it SO BADD in real life‼️‼️💥 and the CONFETTII AND SPRINKLES💙💙 THIS IS SO JOYOUS#I LOVE THEM.. SO SILLY THEYRE FALLING ALL BUG STYLE AND AND TGE LITTLE FALLING SMEARS R SO SILLY!!#THE SILLY FREAKING CANDLES AND BALLOONS AND FROSTING... 🥺🥺🥺 FOR MEEE ??💥🦋🦋🦋 AHGH I JUST !! AHHH I LOVE IT SO SO MUCH#I LOVE THE TEXTURE U PUT ON TOP OF THEM.. AND THEIR SUITS R SO SO NICE#GOSH I LOVE THEM I LOVE SUPERIORS RED SILLY PALMS I LOVE HIS SILLY ROBOT LEGS AND PS4S PRETTY SUIT#IN THE GOOFIEST STYLE YET!! THIS IS SO CUTE AND SILLY IT WOULD WIN 1ST PLACE IN A MAKE ISA SMILE CONTEST💥💥💥#THEIR SILLY BIG OL BUG EYES!!<3 THE REFLECTIONS :3333#loove the highlights and colours in this SO much u have no idea... im calling miles morales from every universe to pay u a visit RIGHT NEOW#they will all bring CAKE and knocl on ur door and each of them will be holding a single alphabet from me that spells out THANK U‼️💙‼️‼️#ANYWAY THE... THE HORSE IMAGE IS SEENNNDING ME#'OURS TOO“^_^ HOORAYYY#i love this so much.. i was actually a southern horse this whole time and i never told u are u guys mad at me 🥺🥺<33#i love the silly hats on the crowd.. i would be overjoyed to celebrate with horsies :3 [they all run right past me with horse speed]💥#AND THE LAST IMAGE OF US !! IS SO !! CUTE 💥💥🦋💥💙🦋 THIS IS SO US FOR REAL !!#WHENEVER I LOOK AT UR STUFF OR TALK TO U (LOVE TALKING 2 U) I AM ALWAYS KICKING MY LEGS GIGGLING FR#when i take pictures of mini miles i think of u and i go tee hee.. kekekee.... scor will LOVE this#i love our silly little animal ears.. ur sheep ears and horns make me the smiler they r soo real and YOU !!! we are SILLY INCARNATE ‼️‼️#I LOVE HOW U DRAW ME.. THIS IS EVERYTHING.. ALL THESE IMAGES ARE SAVED IN MY SPECIAL FOLDER OF FAVOURITE THINGS FOREVER BTW ‼️‼️💙💥🦋🦋#GOSHHHH I CANNOT THANK U ENOUGH#UR NOT LATE AT ALL I AM .. LITERALLY EXPLODING WITH JOY AT THIS.... THIS IS SO WHIMSICAL AND FRIENDLY AND AUAGHH UR NICE WORDS IN TAGS <333#YOURE SO NICE! AND SWET AND KIND AND TALENTED AND WHIMSICAL AND U MAKE ME SO SMILER !
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emmathecasualauthor · 6 days ago
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💭 what description(s) are you most proud of? 🪅 brag about any project you want to! tell us why we should be reading it RIGHT NOW!!! 🎁 hype up one of your writing buds! what of theirs did you enjoy this year? 💞 HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
💭 what description(s) are you most proud of?
I'll share two :)
1. From Who's Afraid of Me? (You Should Be): "She repeats the words over and over again in her head, all the while barely managing to reign in her tears, because this is it. This is the moment she has to say goodbye. Her parents cradle her in their arms, steadying her shaking, and she tries to memorize the feeling, the warmth of their embraces. She really may never see them again, and the realization hits her like a thousand blows. She has to hurry. Has to do it now, before she loses her resolve." 2. From Nine Days: "Every breath feels like a struggle, the air thin and cold, and Annabeth wonders idly if this is what drowning feels like. The silence is deafening, broken only by the rush of wind and the occasional shriek of creatures in the darkness. She wants to scream, to shout, to make any noise that would break the oppressive quiet, but she knows it would be futile. The void would swallow her screams just as it has swallowed everything else."
🪅 brag about any project you want to! tell us why we should be reading it RIGHT NOW!!!
I will never stop talking about Stars Around My Scars, haha. I love it so so much. I think it's because I read so many soulmate aus where soulmates are just happy all the time, and I wanted something more nuanced and complex. Lily’s bond with her soulmate isn’t all sunshine and roses—it’s raw, real, and downright haunting. Like, she feels phantom pain from this person she doesn't even know and AHGH. I just love the exploration of love and vulnerability and the Jily content feels cliche I think but its endearing. Idk y'all I just love this fic so much it really is my pride and joy at this point lol
🎁 hype up one of your writing buds! what of theirs did you enjoy this year?
@kay-elle-cee wrote an amazing willabeth fic that's had me in a chokehold. I can't stop thinking about it lol.
💞 HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Thank you!! You Too!! And thanks for the ask! <3
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bearpillowmonster · 22 days ago
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This was something to try for fun, this wasn't anything I was going to get serious on. In fact, I only joined because I saw Big Hero 6 and Tron was on lock for a later season and figured I might as well start grinding for them.
Now I know, you know, they know that this is really just a way of them adding a microtransaction cow but it's also Gameloft who did Dreamlight, Magic Kingdoms, Sonic Runners and Spider-Man Unlimited. So I was surprised to see just how expansive the game was when I walked in, I was impressed. I knew about it at launch but honestly, the sheer enjoyment of seeing so many different characters was enough to wait. Sorry but I didn't expect Mowgli to be there. I mean, Steamboat Pete was one of my first opponents so skins are a thing on top of that. It made my list of wants not so outlandish.
They put in enough to care about designs too, I mean, it's racing so they have numbers. Belle's is 91…the year her movie came out. I just squealed when I saw and the license plates, ahgh. The one thing that is a little disappointing though are the vehicles themselves, they all look pretty similar in nature, no boats for the pirates, heck, Mike already has a car in a movie, HECK Mike IS a car in a movie and it's not here. They can perform different enough though.
A great variety of maps pulled from all different movies. They didn't seem to get too old because you're not running them over and over again over a few rounds. I first started it and was greeted by one round each which I really can't complain. Others let you go a bit longer but the maps also opened up enough that you could take multiple paths so you could go a way you previously missed. Even the music is based on old tracks but remixed.
I didn't even read the instructions but I picked up on a lot of stuff based on design. You have a drift and rails you can grind on. Things like that will net you points for your boost meter, if you're up in the air, the boost won't count that and just resume when you're on the ground. The items make for combat situations but really, I found myself getting addicted because I won and then I won again and suddenly I unlocked the basic path and completed all those at first and then went back to multiplayer and had a streak of 8 before I think a team match finally got me at second. I regained my streak and I was rank 7 that night. Ranking up told me that maybe I wasn't necessarily good but there were a lot of noobs and the higher I got, the harder I fell. (though I took a few day break and came back and was winning again so maybe its the matchmaking since you can get some 9 above your level)
But there are some other fallacies, sometimes if you get hit, it'll wait until you're back in the game and then let you continue your boost where you left off. A few unforgiving moments like trying to jump outside the lines, like say there's a rail on a lower platform, sometimes it's guarded off. Sometimes there will be a barrage of attacks but there's nothing to save you from it, you can't think to pull off anything at that point.
I genuinely got a good vibe from it which is saying something because we know it's technically a cash grab, correction, a loving cash grab.
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boralogues · 1 year ago
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Hello i have more two wuv headcannons :) this time it's how well the freaks can see (idk why i just thought of this) zubin- Because zube's hair is always covering his eyes he can't rlly see, so he relies on hearing a lot more. he can tell who's walking into/out of a room just by the sound their footsteps make. sometimes he parts his hair over one eye so he can look at ppl, especially meeting them for the first time (like seeing random ppl in the forest). sometimes his hair pokes his eyes so he has to brush it out the way before it inevitably falls back (i had a fringe that was exactly like this it sucked) joe- since half of joe's face is burned and he can't see out of one eye he uses glasses (those tiny oval ones in like, every photo ever) to help his normal eye work better. the normal eye is still a little bit fuzzy due to the burns, but the glasses cover that. rob- he's always crying so even when he isn't his eyes are all cloudy and wet. he wears his glasses but they don't do much due to how much he cries, and how cracked they are. andrew- andy lives in the forest like 99% of the time so he's gotten really used to the dark, to the point where he can see better when it's dark than light (basically semi-nightvision). he's developed a sensitivity to bright light so he wears a pair of stolen sunglasses if he's ever somewhere too bright (like if someone shone [is shone the right word? im in extended english i should know this] a flashlight near him) ross- since we still havent gotten any ross lore >:( (/j) i dont have much to work off of. im just gonna say he can see normally, just a little fuzzy due to injuries bora- also dont have much to work off. he has the best eyesight out of everyone. he pays reaaallly close attention to things. mostly his rats. (he can tell all of them apart by their fur, but he gives them little fabric bows or something so everyone knows which ones which) casey- i think in an older post (i think it was that fic someone wrote i forgor who) it mentioned casey falling and hitting his eye on a rock. so that eye is either completely or mostly blind. he wears an eyepatch over it bcs he finds it cool and practical. candi made him do a pirate voice while he was wearing it and that was one of few happy moments these freaky little guys have. its now a running joke between them steve- i think it was the first post/ask w him in it where the asker mentioned he could dilate his pupils like a cat so screw it. his eyes are exactly like cats. everyone thinks its cool and steve just nods cause he doesnt speak. candi- i think i already mentioned it but because of the scar over her eyes, everythings slightly blurry for her. she struggles with objects that are too far away, but it's nothing too severe. she's probably tried out the other's glasses/stolen ones from people in the forest and they might help a bit. but she doesnt want to take them when the others need them so she doesnt wear glasses (she probably put a pair of glasses on and was like. "wait why is everything in hd?")
AAAAAH YES ! need more headcanons about them that's just. Mundane stuff like this I adore it.
Zubins is. Scarily accurate this guy would be basing everything off of hearing shit that is too real
JOE W THE GLASSES YEEEEES OH MY GOD !!!!!!! AHGH I love that I must draw Joe w the glasses ... too real
Oh yeah Rob :(.. his glasses would be all cracked n broken and even rusty from the excess of tears ... sigh :(
Shone is the right word!! Andrew would absolutely be sensitive to light, he'd hiss like a cat if some random hiker flashed a flashlight in his direction, or even getting near a campfire hurts his eyes. I love the idea of him having some sunglasses so he can explore brighter areas with campfires/lights :>
I PROMISE ILL BE WRITING OUT SOME ROSS LORE SOON MY APOLOGIES.. I got that procrastination ADHD ... but yes I do think Ross would have the best vision out of all of them.
AWWW THE IDEA OF BORA PUTTING LITTLE BOWS N STUFF ON HIS RATS IS SOOOO Q_Q <3<3<3 LOVE THAT !! I think Bora would have pretty bad vision but he'd get Andrew to steal him some glasses... he'd definitely lose them and his rats would have to find them and bring them back to him 😭
CASEY. YES!!!!! CANDI AND CASEY JOKING ABT HIS EYEPATCH ... AND NOBODY ELSE GETTING THEIR INSIDE JOKE AUUGGJDHFHF <3
Steve eye dilation realness <3
HAHDHAHDHD YESS CANDI TRUTH !!! I love the idea of her stealing the others glasses / trying them on 😭 IMO I think the others wouldn't notice but Joe would definitely notice his glasses gone and he'd get frustrated...
I love these soo much I'm so sorry i replied so late... I read these a while back and smiled so big and these made me smile so big again :)) thank you <3 I promise Ross lore soon..
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trickstarbrave · 2 years ago
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SAME i love them! ahgh im crying over voryn dozing off sitting on the floor while nerevar braids his hair, its such a cute image, and maybe nerevar tries to gently pick him up and lay him in bed aagg
Ngl I think Nerevar prob just looks for an excuse to pick him up 😭 he doesn’t care if Voryn is taller he wants to spoil him too bc Voryn picked him up in their past lives
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unlucky-rose · 4 months ago
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hhhh reality hit me ouch- im so good at compartmentalizing until I get home
im not gonna get much done roleplay wise im sorry, not doing so good. just holding together-
mini-vent case you wanna know why but i don't really wanna bring people down so- yeah. short version is just stress from school and then i spiral hhh 😞
school stress is so fun and I love it when I talk about it to parent and get told its my fault because i shouldve known and shouldve just asked even though confrontation makes me nervous and a lot of people made the same mistake. this is why I dont talk about it. do i need to say "im stressed. please dont make me feel worse"? tbh id probably get yelled at even if I clearly expressed that because thatd be "talking back" or something. or maybe I am just stupid. because some people got it. i shouldve just been smarter. I really dont deserve to be where I am if I make mistakes like this.
ahgh sorry for being self-pitying online- idk sometimes I get sick of talking to myself. she literally has nothing good to say rn 🎉
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welpuu · 1 year ago
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IN YOUR OPINION, WHATS THE BEST ALIEN STAGE ROUND FOR EACH OF THESE ELEMENTS ?!
1. round with the best visuals
2. round with the best backstory
3. round with the best song
4. overall your favourite round
1. For me it's definetly black sorrow
I LOVE SHINY THINGS ANDNI LOOVE SILVER AND STARS SO MUCH, space AND stars are like one of my most favourite things ever so it takes the cake
2. No question MY CLEMATIS FOR SURE 🙏
it's pretty obvious why, it's got all the starter pack lore, and MIZI AND SUA'S STORY IS SO DAMN SAD YET BEAUTIFUL AHHGH
3. oooh does sweet dream count here...cuz for me personally it's a tie between sweet dream and black sorrow.
sweet dream is so calming, but like. there's a sense of desperation, or maybe eerieness, cuz it's about an idol death competition run by aliens
black sorrow is like. just filled with such raw emotion and helplessness, but its not super aggressive and it's the type of song i really like so yeah
4. Black sorrow for sure
k yeah the stars and comets and shiny things really did it for me (IM OBSESSED WITH THE VISUALS. ITS SO. PRETTY IMO)
+ how it's one of my favourite songs and ivan's story is like my second favourite so far, and the month it took to release after it was announced really made me appreciate it more lmao
good god this is a long ass answer, uhh sorry anon ig i get excited when its about alien stage, ITS JUST SO AHGH i feel like have to articulate my opinions properly enough 😭
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asbestieos · 2 years ago
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IM SO FULL OF CRINGE AND LOVE .. AGH
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egqwhites · 2 years ago
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OMFGSKEKNR
IM SO EXCITED AHH
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Its all rambles underneath here
First playable non-cookie character in kingdom????? Real??????? Im so excited holy shif
LISTEN. I LOVE SCHWARZWÄLDER BUT IM RLLY FOCUSED ON EVERYONE ELSE IN THE BACK (including him technically)
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LILE FIRST OF ALL. THEY LOOK SO CUTE 😭😭😭
AHGH we might be getting actual CANON red velvet and licorice interactions my redlico brain cant take this
AND MORE POISON MUSHROOM CONTENT...
And like i said look how fucking cute their outfits are 😭 im sobbing im so excited to see all of them interact n stuff because like.... i love them all sm....... I JUST LOVE THE COOKIES OF DARKNESS OK.
And also the subtitle? Caption??
"We'll be taking over this stage from now on" SLAY.
THATS GONNA BE SO COOL AGH
Im gonna waste so many gems and so much time on this i have absolutely no life help
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ronkeyroo · 3 years ago
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YOUR ART TRADEMARK!!!!!! Okay okay I GOT this family.
There are several things that make me go "that's ronni's art 👁👁" and let's start with your expressions??? Oh my god????? You have SUCH a talent for portraying expressions and your art always looks and feels so animated and ALIVE and it makes me so happy every time I see it. Secondly, your linework!!! It's so bold and noticeable and I feel this is a reflection of your personality because it just works so well with how expressive your work is and I feel that YOU are bold and noticeable. Actually your art is just one lovely reflection of your personality. Also the tones?? You set tones SO well through your work and it always leaves me in awe because I can take one look at ANY of your pieces, even original works or works for fandoms I'm not familiar with and know exactly which mood you were aiming for. You nail it every goddamn time and it's genuinely so impressive. Your composition and use of color (and even lack thereof in your greyscale pieces) are something to be admired and you genuinely make everything look so natural, it's unreal. There's a definite confidence in your art and you should absolutely own that shit because it's STUNNING every time.
I could go on forever about how much I adore your art but I'll stop here before this turns into a 10 page essay in MLA format 😂 Needless to say, I love it and you are so frickin talented it kills me and I'm so happy you started sharing it on tumblr!!
💛 from @vilkas
KEELLL WHAT THE FCUK YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO LITERALLY MAKE MY EYES TEAR HEART SOAR CHEEKS BLUSH WITH THIS MASSIVE CASCADE OF TENDERNESS AND COMPLIMENTS HGHGN HGHGNFD ;; 🥺😭💖
Ever since i've read this ive been so overwhelmed....so positively overwhelmed you have no idea?????? ;;;__;;;; you've made me so fond of my own art for a moment there that it bloomed SUCH a MASSIVE glow over me for an entire day!! AND STILL Im sitting here GRINNING AT YOU!!!!!! LOVINGLY!!!!!!!
By ismir I didn't expect to open my silly dms and be greeted like this....bud holy fuck, thank you so so much ;;;; it means so much to me that you've took the time to write to me with so much love and detail im literally shook,, ;_;) My art has always been so important for me...Through my entire life its been the one thing about me i truly loved and cherish and wherever my spirit/imagination carries me - im glad I can express it through like this! I know it may sound a bit silly but i truly feel as though i exist through and thanks to my art. So to hear you say how much my style reflects that, with all the emotions/personality you see in it has hit the mark so close to home ;_;) Thank you for appreciating me, for seeing me through my art, for paying attention to all of the intricate details and techniques i put out and for the hype you continuously pump onto me!!!!! I’m still so new to the skyrim fandom but i couldnt be happier to have joined it...
Like holy shit, I only started playing Skyrim recently, its been less than a year, I barely knew anything about the companions and after finally stumbling over and falling inlove with the wolf twins they’ve sprouted such an incredible flush of joy and comfort into my life...For the majority of it i’ve been lurking in the shadows, enjoying the fan-content that made me fall inlove with them even harder before starting my own shenanigans and fuck, it unlocked so much for me ;;;;; From finally getting to support my favorite content creators to sharing the hype, then meeting awesome people and wonderful friends as well as finally getting to share my own creations and stories! AHGH just- .... ..I’m happy im here, and my arts certainly here to stay too!!! ;;;;;
Youre an absolute marvel kel and I cant wait to see what else the two of us as content creators can come up with!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lets aBSOLUTELY SLAYYYY YO!!!!!! ELVEN AWESOMENESS ENSUES  💖💖💖
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aliasimagines · 4 years ago
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Miraculous: Tales of Kick-Ass
requested by a lovely anon 💕
Dave Lizewski x fem!reader (miraculous au)
warnings: cursing.
word count: 1814
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a/n: Dave has a kwami!! Cause if we are going with Miraculous au, we are doing it properly.
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“I am here again, live ,with New York’s favourite superhero battling against his archnemesis in the background. But do not worry! I just saw Hit Girl arrive at the scene and they seem to have everything under control.” the reporter, Lizzie Blonde, says through the tv in Atomic Comics. You are not sure when all of this has started, when New York turned into a battlefield for superheros and supervillains. New York used to be normal. Alright, scratch that, New York was always one crazy place. 
Not that you mind particularly, you were always a fan of superheroes and comics and to see them, in your city? That was beyond exciting. Not to mention your major crush on kick-Ass.
You took a sip from your milkshake and looked around the comic store. Dave should be here by now. Not that you are surprised he is not here. He is always late nowadays. Marty and Todd fanboyed next to you about hit Girl as you kept looking at your phone and the door, waiting for your best friend to give any sign of him.
In the tv the superhero pair just took out the Motherfucker’s minions.  You sigh a bit worried. What if Dave got in trouble? What if he is in that part of the city where the fight is going on? It’s only a few blocks away and if he got hurt it would explain why he is not responding to your messages..
You hesitantly stood up and walked outside the shop. You heard a loud crash in the distance. You bit your lip, debating whether you should go and look for Dave or not. You heard a loud cheer coming from outside, the heros probably won. Again.
You finally decided to go and look for Dave, so you started speed walking toward the street you saw in the news. Maybe you will not only find Dave but see Kick-Ass too! 
Of course Dave is more important but.. You saw a green figure flash from one of the rooftops. You gasped, Kick-Ass jumped on a building, only a few meters away from you. 
The hero seemed to notice you and waved his hand at you. 
You almost fainted, but went to grab your phone to take a picture of him but by the time you looked up he was long gone. You looked around confused but quickly remembered why you came. You started running again, when from an alleyway someone ran into you.
“AAA”
“AAAA” 
“Oh my god y/n!”
“Dave! What are you doing here?” you grasp your chest, hoping your heart won’t fall out of its place.
“I could ask the same!”
“I was worried about you! So I came looking and..Are you alright?” you carefully touch his cheek where a small cut is, slightly bleeding.  The boy slightly brushes your hand away and tries to hide the light pink flash on his cheek.
“I’m fine, I was on my way to Atomic’s when the fight started and I figured I would be safer here.” he lied effortlessly. You nodded.
“I’m glad you are okay.” you say, before remembering what happened a few seconds ago. “Oh my gosh, Dave! I was walking on the street looking for you and you will never believe what happened! Kick-Ass, The Kick-Ass saw me and waved! Ahh! It was so awesome!”
Dave laughed softly, “I bet it was. Let’s go back to Atomic’s, okay?”
 You guys spend most of your afternoon there, talking about the fight and the superhero duo.
“..so in conclusion, I love Hit Girl and she is so awesome. But Kick-Ass? Gosh, he is so hot!” you gesture with your hands. Dave clears his throat and lifts his drink to his lips. Marty rolls his eyes at you.
“You can’t even see his face!” he throws his hand in the air. Dave and Todd start laughing.
“Hey, man, leave the girl alone.” Dave says, slightly nudging your side. “But really y/n, Kick-Ass could be a nerd like me, for all you know.”
“That would be some Peter Parker shit.” you say grabbing a french fry. “But, I don’t really care for his looks, like.. The idea of him? You know? Like  he is a motherducking hero for Stan Lee's sake!"
" That's kinda.. I don't know. Shallow? Having a crush on someone you don't even know? " Dave says and barely noticeably tucks a small piece of pizza in his pocket. Before you can say anything Todd beats you to it. 
"Well that's rich coming from the guy who was practically drooling over Scarlet Witch in The Ultimates." 
"That's a completely different thing." 
Todd opens his mouth to respond when the harsh sound of the news channel floods the comic shop. You all turn to the tv and see that New York is once again under attack. Dave furrows his eyebrows. 
"Twice?" he asks himself. Before he jumps up from the booth you all are sitting at. 
"I just uhm… I just remembered I have to rush home to help my dad!" 
"Yo dude, what the heck?" yells Todd after your best friend. 
"Sorry, guys I have to run!" and with that Dave is out the door, leaving all his friends including you, confused and kinda upset. He finds the first alleyway and soon his kwami flies out of his pocket. 
"Dave? What's going on? We never have to fight twice a day." the little kwami, Kai says. His name is not actually Kai but as he is a lost kwami he never learned what his name is so Dave was the one to give him the name Kai. 
"I don't know, little dude but we better check it out." 
There wasn't anything big, Chris Damico just couldn't take the fact that he lost again and angrily tried to strike at the innocent citizens of New York in hopes of destroying Kick-Ass too. Instead he ended up getting his.. Well getting his ass kicked. 
Dave didn't change back just yet, instead he jumped from rooftop to rooftop to get home. It got pretty late so it would be stupid to go back to Atomic Comics as you guys probably left. He felt bad for bailing on you again. He hated leaving you. Even if he could play superhero and save people. The look on your face every time he rushed away to a fight? Ugh, he hates it. 
Dave jumps down to an alleyway to transform back when a girl turns into the alley. Wait. It's not just a girl, it's you! 
Dave tries to jump behind trash bags to hide but you already saw him. 
"Kick-Ass?" he hears your voice. He sighs and comes out of his impromptu hiding spot. 
"Haha, guilty as charged."
"Oh my gosh, we met earlier! You waved at me, do you remember? Ah, of course you don't, you meet so many people every day." you would have kept on rambling if it wasn't for Dave. He tried his hardest not to giggle at your fangirling, that he knows oh so well and said. 
" I actually do remember you y/-, random citizen! " 
Fuck! Dave curses himself. He almost said your name! Stupid, stupid, stupid! 
You did seem to hear anything but the fact that your superhero crush remembered you from earlier. You felt your cheeks heating up a bit. 
"You.. You do? Gosh, really? That's so awesome, you are like… ahgh you are so awesome."
"You think so?" Kick-Ass asks, smiling. "Well, you seem like a pretty awesome girl, too. What is a pretty, awesome girl like you doing out this late?" 
Dave feels weird talking to you like this, cause you don't know he is actually your best friend but… Dave also finds that a bit helpful? He could never compliment you as Dave, not like this. He would end up blushing and dying from embarrassment. But Kick-Ass? He is a cool dude, who has no problem flirting with the ladies. 
"Oh, well I was hanging with my friends at Atomic Comics." 
"So you like superheros?" he asks, leaning against a wall in a 'cool way'. 
"Oh, yeah."you nod, gulping."I love them." 
You slowly mingled in conversation. Dave softly flirted with you every once in a while and you always responded with a sweet smile and some nice comeback. Both of you were so in the conversation, you didn't even bother to pay attention to your surroundings. Dave for example, didn't even hear the beeping, the warning that he would transfer back from Kick-Ass to Dave Lizewski. When he realized what was going on it was already too late. His kwami fell tiredly into his hands. 
"Oh shit, oh no, oh shit, shit.. Aah." Dave looked around for help, any help but it was worthless. You already saw him transform. You know. 
Dave slowly, terrified of your reaction, gazed over to you. 
But you just stared at him.
"Look, n/n-"
"This is some Peter Parker shit." you whispered,still starring. But then you snapped out of it. "What the actual fuck, Dave?" 
"I know, I know, I am so sorry y/n! I couldn't tell you and fuck! I am so sorry for flirting with you, it's just I could never have the confidence to do that as Dave and- Ah, I just ruined our friendship and I think I should just leave.." he turned around and tried to walk away but you grabbed his hand and pulled him back. You quickly pressed your lips against his. Dave barely had time to react, he froze. Was this really happening? Is this a dream? 
" You are a real asshole, Dave. "you say after pulling away." You are lucky I love you. "
"You what?" Dave asks with his eyes wide open. "I thought you had a 'major crush' on Kick-Ass." 
"Well, yeah, but I like you better." you say with a small smile. Before Dave can say anything you spot the tired kwami in his hand. "Dave, what the fuck is that?" 
"Oh shit." he pulls out a small snack from his pocket and gives it to Kai who starts munching on it immediately. "He is Kai. He is my kwami, he is basically the source of my powers." 
"Uhm, hi." you wave at the small creature. 
The kwami looks up at you and then at Dave. 
"This is wrooong." 
"Shut up, little dude." he turns to you, scratching his back with his free hand. "So, uhm can I walk you home… as not your best friend?" 
You shake your head with a laugh. 
"I want nothing more." you take his hand and you two walk with huge smiles on both of your faces. 
Maybe this was an accident, but at the end of the day Kick-Ass defeated his enemy, saved New York twice, but it was Dave Lizewski who ended up getting the girl.
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Here's how I imagined Kai, his kwami (i am no digital artist, i know it look horrible 😂😂) :
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milfk2so · 3 years ago
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listen i do love the “well he should’ve jacked off joel edgerton too” jokes but also im going to keep reiterating that yeah THATS THE POINT. he dOESNT. its tied to the girdle and in the original tale thats the secret he keeps they just also tied it intimately w/ sex as well and im just like ahgh please i hope you get the point
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akitohsworld · 4 years ago
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Disclaimer: Thank you for all the love on my last smut fic. But well, since I want to commit, Imma give you another for this new year. I crave a more dominantly portrayed Simeon (I'm a switch, I have my craves ok) because I think he be the most shady of them all. I still need to accustom myself to writing these and get better, so extremely kinky shit will have to wait, but I did my best with this one as I vow to always do :D
Happy New Year everyone ❤️🌚👉👉
Warnings: NSFW, smut, light BDSM (collar etc.), fetishizing religion (Christianity), mentions of edging
Divinely Demonic (Simeon X GN!Reader)
"Take these off for me, would you?", his voice sounded innocent, but his eyes had this sadistic subtext to them. Taken aback, you reached for one of his arms, to take off his glove.
"Ah, (y/N)", you stopped, "I'd prefer you use your mouth."
An innocent smile tugged at the angel's lips. You huffed silently.
So this is how he wanted to play it?
Being in a relationship with Simeon for some time now, you could definitely say that he was all parts of a perfect lover and more. He was kind, caring and he conformed to your wishes as much as he could. For him bringing you happiness was his greatest joy and, if he was being honest, he never thought that he would feel that way about anyone. With different parts of your relationship, came different and new things to try and experience together, and so it had been a bit awkward to open up about kinks and fantasies at first. Especially, since Simeon was an angel and you didn't know where you had to draw the line. But, like everything in a good relationship, communication and an honest approach was key to fulfilling both of your desires, and indulging in this angel's fantasies in particular had you blushing and squirming in all the right ways.
You couldn't lie, the idea of Simeon's perfect, angelic, kind mask crumbling off to make space for that beautiful sadistic nature of his, sprinkled with raw un-honeyed disdain, made you quiver in excitement.
You provocatively shifted on the bed, hand grazing his arm as you took yours back to lean into for support. A shimmer glistened ever so slightly in Simeon's blue eyes when he grazed his gloved thumb over your bottom lip.
Your eyes trained on his as your lips parted, sensually engulfing his thumb, careful not to bite down on his finger. Teeth biting at the thin cloth, then pulling at it cautiously. Doing the same with his other glove afterwards. But this time, you made it a point to kiss his fingers, before taking them into your mouth, eyes trained on his. Simeon's breath hitched.
"(y/N)..", your hand traced his abdomen lightly, before suddenly sliding it into his pants, making him hiss as you palmed his already erect cock, proceeding to apply pressure to it deliciously slow.
You weren't going down without a fight. Not that it mattered, top or bottom, both was very enjoyable. But who could decline a bit more spice?
Your lips found his in an attempt to distract him from your other free hand, already pulling down the zipper as you felt him sigh into your mouth. Your fingers traced his slit just how he liked it, and he must admit, he was this close to let you just service him right then and there. Much to your dismay though, the angel smiled against the kiss. Indulging you, feeling you up himself as his tongue devoured your mouth, hands uncharacteristically squeezing your ass. He moaned.
"(y/N)"
You hummed against his lips.
The angel's hands were causing a tingling sensation on your skin as they traveled up your sides and a pleased sigh escaped your mouth.
"(y/N)."
He grabbed you by your chin and you could feel the excitement burning into your core at the change of tone in his voice. Innocence long forgotten. Simeon's eyes were dark with lust and-
"Ahh.. Where's your patience, little lamb?"
-you swore you saw a sadistic shimmer in them.
He chuckled, shaking his head in a pseudo-disappointed manner, pulling down your pants swiftly. You let out a surprised gasp as he pushed you on the bed.
"Sim- hah", his fingers traced your clothed sex, already wet with your fluids. He applied pressure to it, fingers trailing its features in a teasing build up, earning a gasp from your lips. Your inner walls clenched around something that wasn't there and you felt your core aching for his touch. Your body started squirming as you desperately tried to hold back your voice, while Simeon rubbed the spots that made you whine and hold onto him with need. When his slender fingers finally proceeded to enter you, moans and gasps followed as they signaled your growing impatience.
He slid down between your legs nerve-wrackingly slow, planting lingering kisses on your chest, abdomen and between your thighs, while your undergarments were tossed aside in a swift motion.
"You didn't think it'd be that easy, did you?"
His breath tickled on your skin as you felt his eyes bore into your soul. You said nothing and just looked at him tauntingly, a façade. In reality you wanted nothing else for him than to ruin you.
A smirk formed on his lips for a split second. Simeon's expression was no longer restrained, but clearly amused. Without warning his mouth enveloped your sex, tongue sliding around what made your hole clench and shiver. .
God, you wanted to touch him so badly.
"Simeon please- haah...nnh-", you felt a coil in your stomach tighten with each suck, each lick and stroke of his tongue against your sensitive spots. He groaned against your sex, sending vibrations through the sensitive nerves. You were so close, so so close-
"Fuck- Simeon-.."
He moved away.
You let out a very frustrated groan.
"No... Why?-"
"You didn't answer my question, little lamb."
He was mocking you.
"I-..", your fingers clenched at the sheets, "I forgot what you asked..."
Simeon sighed, seemingly disappointed.
"Oh no. That won't do", his gaze sent shivers down your spine, "That won't do at all."
He stood up, getting something from his nightstand.
A collar with a chain, and a Bible.
Your eyes widened. His cape slid down to the floor with a quiet thud.
"Now, now", the angel, still fully clothed hovered over you, "like we practiced."
The collar found your neck tilting it upwards as he gave the chain a light tug. He then proceeded to place the now open Bible next to your head.
"What do you say? Shall I forgive you?"
You breathed in sharply. Your mind was in shambles from all the teasing. And normally you hung onto Simeon's lips whenever he quoted the scriptures during sex because it was just so hot to you. But that didn't mean that you knew everything by heart. The Bible, tauntingly placed beside your head, was not an option. It was just there to test you and you knew that .
Your nose scrunched a bit as you tried to remember.
"M-Matthew 14 to s-"
SMACK.
His hand slapped your thigh.
You bit back a moan.
The numbers always messed you up, it was hard to remember them.
It didn't help that his fingers prodded your entrance before provocatively taking his cock out of the restraints of his clothes, rubbing it against your sex. Your hips ground up for more friction.
He just send you a teasing smile, a chuckle escaping his lips. "You were saying?"
You knew the answer was there, right beside your head, but no, no Simeon didn't like brats. Well maybe he did, but he didn't take too kindly to them. And today you were just not patient enough for hours of edging.
You felt his soft, warm hands rubbing at your thighs, spreading them slowly to see you better.
You were so lovely to him. Already so needy and throbbing. But that didn't mean he was going to let you off easy. A light tug on your collar told you he expected an answer.
"M-Matthew..... 6: 14 to 16, says ahh..", his fingers spread out your entrance, "F-for if you forgive them-"
He tugged at the chain, harshly.
"Guh- oth- other people when they do-"
Slowly he entered you, feeling your walls clench and sucking him in. A loud moan leaving your mouth. More, faster, deeper, is all you could think about as your legs attempted to draw him closer. Simeon groaned, brows furrowed as he indulged in the feeling of your aching entrance around him. "If you mnh do well" , he pounded into you once, hard, a guttural moan escaping you, " I'll let you cum, okay?"
That was not a question.
You nodded aggravatingly.
He then started to move at a steady, but rough pace.
"Mnh- hah siinn against you, ngh- your heavenly F-father will also...", your eyes traced down Simeon's beautiful features, " forgive you.  But if you don't-"
Another harsh tug at the collar took your breath away, followed by a particular hard thrust against your hips. You felt the coil tightening inside your stomach again, trying very hard to bite back your moans and do as you're told. Just concentrate, concentrate but... You were captivated by his flushed cheeks, his skin glistening with sweat and his eyes dripping with lust.
Good God, he was so pretty.
"Mnh Do not forgive others", your gaze lingers at his crotch, shamelessly and hungrily, " their... Uh their-"
Your vision was beginning to blur, he was hitting all the right spots. As such, it was beginning to feel harder and harder to recite in a comprehensive way. Every sound coming out of your throat threating to be a moan, rather than a word. Although, that's just what Simeon wanted. He loved to see you melt away under his touch, struggling to be good for him. It was the most delicious thing, seeing you squirm under him, trying so hard to make him proud and praise you.
The wet sounds his thrusts were making echoed througout the room, ragged breaths and low moans the only thing reaching your ears.
"Ahgh-", a cut out moan escaped your throat as he tugged on the chain once again, this time with more force.
"Are you mn..distracted, little lamb?", his voice brushed your ears like feathers as your gaze shifted up to his eyes again. He slowed down his pace teasingly, making you whine. "Done already?"
You shook your head. You wanted nothing more than to make him fuck you into oblivion at this point.
"Then continue. Unless", he lowered himself onto you, lips brushing yours, "you want to be punished?" your thighs clenched at his hips involuntarily.
"Their...", you furrowed your brows in concentration, hands clenching the sheets, "sins, your Fa-"
He pounded into you harder.
"Hahh- fuck-", a harsh tug on your collar took your breath away once again, but he wasn't slowing down. On the contrary.
"hah..Continue", his lips curled into a full blown sadistic smirk. His face darkened by shadow from the light hitting him from behind made him look so divine yet so demonic, eyes shimmering like sapphires drenched in blood.
Simeon himself was getting slightly impatient, what you did to him, he never experienced before. Your walls kept sucking him in, trying to keep him there in a delicious tide, as he felt his own orgasm approaching. Your moans and prayers tugging at his own restraints, when your body reacted to him in all the right ways.
You wanted to touch him. You needed to touch him. With pleading eyes and furrowed brows you tried to concentrate one last time. Gaze fixed on him, as you recited the last part.
"Yo-hah-your", he hit a particular spot with force, your back arched and made you almost shout the rest, "F-faather- aahhn- will not forgive yoUR SINS!!"
Simeon's smile widened while cupping your cheek.
"Such a good little lamb.", you felt his fingers tracing your sex again with urgency, while he hovered over you, letting go of the chain and pressing his forehead to yours lovingly. He bit his lip, muffling his ragged breaths and moans that dared to escape him each time his hips slammed into yours.
Finally, your hands buried into his locks, kissing him passionately as you drowned out your moans in each others mouths. Tongues intertwining as if you tried to suck out your souls, claiming each other.
"(y/N)", you parted, hooded eyes staring back at you, while both of you let the pleasure take over. Simeon's hips crashed into yours with more vigor every time, hitting that one spot that made your back arch and your walls clench deliciously around his aching cock. It was all so much. Your hands found their way under his shirt, clawing at his sensitive back. Your legs pulled him even closer towards you, flexing with each thrust. He felt his member dragging along your walls as if you were trying to milk him dry, your body trying to devour everything he was giving you and more.
"Hng Simeon"
His hand movements sped up together with his pace. The coil was tightening and tightening. He was close. And so were you.
The slapping sound of flesh against flesh mixed and matched the groans and pants of this ravaging play of pleasure. You were clenching him so forcefully now, every movement, every twitch of his cock mirrored in moisture of your hole. Bringing you closer and closer to the edge.
"Hah- mn- Simeon please, please, please-", your fingers were clawing at the angel's back so much, your knuckles turned white. With powerful thrusts dragging along your walls and his fingers moving over just the right spots a loud guttural moan accompanied your spasming walls , covering him in your juices as you were driven over the edge. He moaned loudly, overwhelmed by the feeling of your orgasm bringing about his own while he bit down on your neck in an attempt to deal with all the pleasure he was feeling. His wings had sprung out and his body was shaking wildly. As you rode out your high, you held him close, his moans still spilling out of his mouth.
He rocked his cock in and out of you in a slower more sloppy pace as his arms held your head, pressing his face into your neck, while your hands gently graced through his locks and then found his wings, causing him to shiver and groan, hands clawing into your shoulders.
With time you had come to understand that angels experienced orgasms way longer and were highly sensitive and vulnerable in those moments.
"It's okay...", you panted and lovingly kissed his head, "I'm here.. it's okay.. you did amazing."
A low chuckle errupted against your neck.
"I- ahh.. should be saying that...", he turned his head to face you, eyes full of love and adoration, "You did ama-nnh-zing, little lamb.."
Now it was your turn to chuckle.
"Let's take a bath later, shall we?"
He hummed quietly and nuzzled into your neck again.
"Yeah.. let's do that"
In moments like these, you don't need to say it, to get it across. Because you share it and you feel that.
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