#and it's transformers again.. who woulda guessed lol

[krussyarts]

Me?? Posting three days in a row?? Apparently!!

[bubble-popping]

wow c!drunz posting? from me? who woulda guessed...

what I wrote turned into A LOT more than it was supposed to so I cross-posted it on ao3 :)

BUT I feel like I didn't do the prompt justice (even tho it's literally five words lol) SO I wrote more utterly insane thoughts :) all under read more because they are all VERY smutty and kinda rough (all consensual, just rough)

there are actually so many good objectification ideas like while they're researching the revive book Punz cockwarms dream, trying to stay still and be a good toy but they can feel dream twitch and throb inside them and they just wanna be bent over the table and fucked until they can't feel their legs.

Or there's a few days where they don't see each other and dream comes back tired but also kinda horny and Punz, very excited for his return, is wearing lingerie under a crop top and skirt with stockings. Dream is now MUCH more than a little aroused. Punz had tried to cook a nice dinner but he's 'such a klutz' and 'can't understand the recipes' dream left him so nothing came out right but he's happy to make it up by doing whatever dream wants. And what Dream wants is him on his knees to fuck his face in the middle of the kitchen, he holds his head in place by his pretty blond hair, demands he looks up at him with those pretty blue eyes while he ravages their throat. Drool pours down their chin, tears stinging at his eyes to form a wet sheen. They suck and swallow the best they can but soon they need to breathe yet Dream seems adamant on choking them with his perfect cock. Punz gags and convulses, trying to pull away, but it just makes Dream push him down harder and move his hips faster. Moments before he's about to pass out, Dream yanks him off and he gasps for air, coughing and wheezing. Dream holds his face, they hear him say how cute they look through the haze in their mind, a perfect cocksleeve for his dick. He's dazed and uncoordinated, cock-drunk dream calls him, and happily takes it as he repeats the process of fucking his throat to near unconsciousness. Finally, the next time dream pulls out he jerks his dick until he's painting Punz's face with cum, calling them a good toy and his little cumslut. Then he helps him make dinner and they eat :>

Or dream's just in a mood to make them cum over and over again, watch them fall apart on his fingers as he strokes their sweet spot to near numbness and jerks their cute little cock, smirking at how utterly ruined they look with tears and drool running down their face, their whole body flushed red and trembling as they writhe in their restraints, babbling almost incoherently about how it's too much and they can't take it anymore until dream grabs their chin and tells them to shut up, toys don't talk, they take what they're given and appreciate that anyone even cares enough to use them.

Or maybe he even rides their desperate cock for his own pleasure, just grinding and bouncing on the glorified dildo until he cums, painting Punz's stomach with his cream, but they're not allowed to cum. Toys don't cum, not today, they lay still and thank their owner for the opportunity to be used, and Punz tries, they try so hard to be a good toy, dream just feels so warm and tight around him, he can't help it, of course he cums too. Dream was waiting for this, he knew they couldn't resist, not for long, if he really wanted to make sure they didn't cum he would've used a cock ring. The hot fluid fills him, it makes him cum for the countless time, and there's so, so much from such a delayed orgasm. His punishment is twenty spankings and every time he cries out dream adds another five. Punz cries a lot.

But THE AFTERCARE UGHHH dream would be so gentle in cleaning them up, making sure his precious toy is spotless inside and out, rubbing soothing oils over where they got the worst of the treatment, kissing any bruising, dressing them in the comfiest outfits, and then cuddling with them until they fall asleep on his chest. Like, rough sex just how they like it but then tooth-rotting fluff that makes Punz eager for next time, they're both just so cute and sweet ;^;

c!punz with objectification and worshipping kick. Parther can be whatever but c!dream it's a good suitor

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[guesst]

further Pandon't archive filing - what are your favourite kinds of aus? what kinds of fics do you look for?

ooooh. i went scrolling through my bookmarks for this be prepared (its actually not that long lol)

- alright so. i will kill a man for fantasy aus, involving dragons and/or witches especially. and fae/eldritch. and magic! or supernatural creatures in general i will never ever ever have enough. by fantasy aus i also mean like ghosts/soul animals (?),, demons,,, mythical beings,,,like. supernatural too

- also platonic soulmate aus that stuff slaps

- animal transformation! cats!

- TIME TRAVEL, DIMENSION TRAVEL, TIME LOOPS. TIME SHENANIGANS ALL THE WAY (this includes being able to see the future)

- r e i n c a r n a t i o n / i s e k a i

- also, giving people powers? not necessarily applicable to bnha only but like, just shoving idk random powers into a character. might be that character is the only powerless one in a group, or its a universe where everyone is powerless and this character has powers and is now like,, hiding them or smth

- SPACE AUS I ALMOST FORGOT. I WILL KILL EVEN MORE MEN FOR SPACE AUS. ESPECIALLY WITH PROPER ALIEN SPECIES

- wings! love wings.

- de aging

- ehehe m i n d c o n t r o l (though, thats more of a trope. eh)

- character that is surprisingly competent. like,,, that one secretary au where izuku beats up some massive villain or smth while being a qualified secretary idk. again thats more of a trope oops

- crack aus. who woulda guessed

- that includes like,, rebellions, villain aus. most of those i prefer in a crack setting

- idk if ill ever be able to write them decently, but whump fics

- normal aus! those are so fun!! not high school and not only like coffeeshop (though im not that much of a fan of flowershop aus tbh) chef, ice skating, streamers,, oh this also includes aus where x event didnt happen so the entire world is living a normal life idk

- going on from that, canon divergence, preferably with an event that happens before the fic takes place? eg. villainous dad comes home, before main character is born and that screws up entire timeline,, i hope that makes sense?

- super durable au! not necessarily immortals. just long living

- social media aus are also fun sometimes djdjf

- assigned family at au

- hanahaki

- d,, death powers (i feel twisted for saying this but holy cow i love angsty death powers) (this sorta feeds into time shnanigans too, depending on how u take it)

- i know i have more but those are the ones i can think of so far

[stxrdust-widow]

AoS finale spoilers!!!

I’m a wreck

I can’t believe we’re bever gonna see them on tv again

This season was amazing tho so 😍😍😍

Anyways some thoughts (not in order):

- BABY FITZSIMMONS abdhdudjdjj so cute I’m in love, and y’all totally called it. And naming her after a star system 😭😍

- the MayDaisy hug bless, it’s not quite what I was wanting but I suppose the “I love you” was implied

-timetravel hurts my brain so I’m still sorta confused by them interacting with their “past” selves and then their other selves disappearing but 🤷‍♀️

- The final scenes gave me iZombie finale vibes cause they also did that hologram-interface-whatever stuff

- May as a teacher???? I’m so happy for her, opening up and helping the new recruits. Now question, what is she teaching, and is the Coulson Academy like just one academy, like did they build more for Operations and SciTech and Communicatuons??

- also did May get her emotions back? Cause there was little lines throughout the season but I thought they were just to bug her but I guess not. Whatevs, we love an empath queen who saved the world with EMOTIONS who woulda thought. Now that’s called growth

- That fight scene with Coulson and May against the chronicons and Daisy against malick- badass, we live to see it

- Also Daisy absorbing Makicks shock waves- called it that was awesome. And the nerve of the writers to make me think they killed Daisy for a sec

- Fitzsimmons living their life finally together and with their baby we love

- Mack gave me fury vibes with his trench coat lol but I dig it. Also glad mackelena are together and happy and she’s doing missions with piper and Davis 😭😭 so great

- I was scared they were going to deactivate Coulson so I’m so glad they didn’t! Also Mack touched Lola 😮😮😂 but that transforming scene was dope

- I’m glad they saved kora. Like she was kind of anoying, but I get that she was easily manipulated, I mean she had no outside human contact for her whole life- like maybe 20 yrs max? And then someone comes along and promises her stuff? Like I get it. Good thing malick didn’t drain her like he drained Gordon oof.

- and Garrett being shot by Victoria Hand -poetic cinema 👌( I know it was actually Ward who originally killed her but he gave the order so)

- also Kora technically being older that Daisy but physically younger- nice. Makes for fun conversations I bet. I’m also glad daisy was able to get to her and to help her and her line like “it’s funny what can happen when someone believes in you” bruh I got tears

- Daisy exploring with Sousa 😭😭so cute. I’m glad they’re happy together. I’m glad daisy finally gets some peace.

- also the team gets together more often than once a year like- I don’t make the rules 🤷‍♀️. Also whenever Daisy’s back on earth she totally visits Fitzsimmons and has family dinners with May and Coulson and Kora and Sousa.

- also what was Simmons sending daisy?????

- And y’all know daisy is the best aunty ever she ded spoils Arya- actually I’m p sure everyone spoils her

- and Deke my precious space dummy. Saving the world and staying in an alternate timeline? Wow. I really like him this season. Also he’s like the director of shield??? That’s scary 😂 And his side gig of being a singing legend 😂😂

-I’ll probably think of more stuff later. I’m just very grateful they didn’t kill anyone and they’re all happy and they get together more often than once a year

Thank you, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D for 7 amazing years!

[mochuelovelli]

ask game: dipper pines

Ahhh yes, my old love gravity falls have I missed u!

How I feel about this character:

Dipper is my favorite of the twins, I related to him a lot when I started watching the show back when I was 13/4. He's not my favorite of the main cast, that would have to go to Stanley sksks. I think partially why is because he suffers from that one character archetype where it's a know it all boy who thinks he's hot shit (that's a bad description of the trope oop). I'm mainly citing s1 Dipper since he the bulk of that conflict of trying to prove he's "a man" or "mature" for either himself in general or Wendy but even in S1 he's got plenty of great character moments. It's just that I'm not particularly interested in that trope or the one where a young boy has a crush on a girl way out of his league (specifically bc she's older, though again they do handle it with tact). Guess it just wasn't something for me, I know others who do connect with Dipper a lot because of that and I'm happy for them! How his "maturity" arc transforms into wanting to be Ford's apprentice? Now THATS my shit. God S2 was so good lol.

Romantic ships for this character: ngl, not the biggest Dipifica fan lol. They definitely have cute moments but Pacifica, in general, isn't a character I was ever invested in. If they had more screentime and lead up I probably woulda liked it more. But other than her? No one.

Non-romantic ships for this character:

Honestly? I'll be vanilla and say him and Ford/Stanley.

Unpopular opinion for this character:

Lol, that dippy fresh is better than him - JUST KIDDING!

On a real note? Hm, I don't think I really have one that I haven't already said or that is gonna relate to the next question. Mmm...OH! I picture him to grow up being more of a twink, I see a lot of popular fan art where he's kinda swole. Lol, let the boy be a noodle arm or semi noodle arm! This is so nitpicky, it literally doesn't matter just a preference.

Something I wish would have happened in canon:

Gosh, this is a hard one. If you'd asked me back when the show ended it would have been that I would have liked to see Dipper stay back with Ford. I'm trying really hard to *NOT* to get into a rant about why I dislike Mabel but it sort of relates to Dipper sksksk. I think in general Dipper's want to be Ford's apprentice could have been better complimented by Mabel's fantasy world wasn't what Dipper expected it to be but the time before coming to Gravity Falls. Reliving old memories, that may of course be a bit exaggerated bc Mabel but are still wholesome. Because Mabel wants to be mature but in the "normal" way. Gravity Falls was just a summer vacation, a getaway. She wants to live in the "real world", leading her friends and brother on dramatic novela type stuff. Unlike Dipper who's made a stronger foundation in Gravity Falls, Mabel has a stronger foundation back home. She's got more friends, more opportunities, more interest THERE than Dipper.

Dipper's arc is then also growing away from his sister. No longer being dragged along all the time. This summer he got to discover and create and lead. Why wouldn't he want to leave? I guess this is just me wishing it was Dipper who would of caused Weirdmageddon lol. Where it was Mabel finally having to be the "mature one" and let Dipper know it's okay to want to be more but that it doesn't have to be now. Gravity Falls will always be there. He can always come back. Lol I really need to stop while I'm ahead.

Anyways, I realize that what I said above would mean a lot of the later stuff would need to be retconned which even I don't entirely like so sksks, don't take this super seriously.