#and it's like pete davidson

[stopfunkinwmyheart]

I mean maybe king of the local applebees, or lord of garbage.

[morsmortish]

barty crouch jr has such attractive teeth i can just tell

[castielsprostate]

idk what to do with the information that tom hardy knows what tumblr is

[toxic-spike-plumeria]

@nezu-spiketown from here 🌺

Plumeria smiled, shaking her head, and pressed 'answer'. Before she could even get a word in, she could hear Zeke explode on the other line.

"WELL LOOK WHO FINALLY ANSWERED! I've been calling since yesterday, Otto heard from y'alls boss that suddenly you had a boyfriend?? Like the fuck is that about??? And so I want answers cuz like, thats random as shit Plums, and so I call and there's no answer and then I call again and there's no answer and then I text and then nada?? So naturally I wanna know who the fuck is keeping my sis hostage-"

At that Plumeria let out a cackling snort of a laugh. She could picture Zeke getting angry on the other end. "Yo, don't you fuckin laugh at me!!! We're all over here scared to shit that that Douche Canoe gotchu again!! Its not funny!! Stop laughing!!!....please?"

By now she was full on laughing, almost crying, at his outburst. She hiccuped, trying to calm down before blurting out. "Would you calm down short stop? I'm fine, relax. Having the time of my life actually." She smiled leaning into Piers, still laughing lightly. "Also you're on speaker, and said boyfriend is here. His name is Piers-"

"I didnt ask his fuckin name, I just wanted you to tell me you're alive-" Zeke bantered back, only to get cut off by Plu.

"I'm alive and I am very well. Trust he's taking damn good care of me. Now behave shithead, and be polite! I'm trying to introduce you two."

Zeke sighed over the phone. "Excuuuuuse me, princess-"

"You done?" She snapped.

"Yeah. I'm good now."

"Good." Plumeria nodded. "Like I was saying, Zeke, meet Piers. Piers," she gave a small smile to him, "this jackass is Ezekiel, Zeke for short."

"Please stop telling people my full name. Pleaseee. And hello Mr. Pierce. Nice to kinda sorta meet you?" He sounded polite enough, albeit confused.

[topnotchquark]

Dirtbag who can fuck X Most dickmatized person in the history of humanity

Thanks @fourelles for finding the picture

[overcaffeinated-underwhelmed]

being super fuckin attracted to people that the general public and fandom and shit that don’t hold them to THAT standard sucks sometimes. bc sometimes i wanna read nasty fanfic that just doesn’t exist. and yeah, SURE, I COULD write it but it’s. just. NOT. THE. SAME.

[lettertoanoldpoet]

i will never know peace again

[confettibrainz]

i need to see pete davidson working at waffle house

[robobrainrot]

I hope that in some interview they let Pete Davidson loose on the Mirage tumblr tag. I think he'd have a fantastic time seeing the fandom reception of his character.

[daniel-munthe-agger]

everything about hawk's storyline has been phenomenal to me; his rapid aging, the implication that he was at hogwarts, being played by tony hawk, everything was absolutely amazing

[charlieconwayy]

BUPKIS (2023-)

“What matters? What fucking matters? What matters here? Find it! Find it or you’re gonna die.”

[brungeons-and-bragons]

Ianthe Tridentarius is Pete Davidson for nerdy lesbians

[disformer]

dis.. do you have voice HCs for your combaticons and protectobots

Ooh some of them! Idris Elba would be a great Onslaught, and Swindles TFA voice is still so so good. In my lowest moments… maybe Pete Davidson would be a good Vortex. A.J Beckles for Blades EZ. I’d definitely want a transfem and transmasc VA for Blast Off and Aid respectively, preferably with some vocal fry for the both of them (it’s hot), maybe an Aussie/NZealander for Hot Spot? That’s about it

[shannonsketches]

bruh i just came back to tumblr and I don't want to be here anymore lol might try actually using cohost but man. I'm feeling very impulsive rn and I think I might pack it up and close shop.

Tumblr's leadership has been so consistent in removing everything good about this site, from absolutely obliterating the rpc over the last ten years to banning adult content to now selling out to one of the most notoriously gleeful thieving shit-heeled AI scrapers since Google herself (while entertainment workers across industries are STILL fucking fighting in congress for legislative protections against this same sleazy-ass company and every one of its competitors, no less!!).

I stand by what I said a few months ago. Watching this place rot from the inside out, passing from one poor leader to the next, has been awful and sad, but is no longer surprising. Even little online cesspools like tumblr aren't safe from the slimy fingers of Corporatocracic Dystopia, turns out.

[destinyc1020]

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[zombiefishmonster]

sorry but i really think pete davidson would be a great beetlejuice