#and it's like pete davidson

[stopfunkinwmyheart]

I mean maybe king of the local applebees, or lord of garbage.

[castielsprostate]

idk what to do with the information that tom hardy knows what tumblr is

[morsmortish]

barty crouch jr has such attractive teeth i can just tell

[blueraconteurs]

pete doherty’s 2 most impressive pulls in one photo

[toxic-spike-plumeria]

@nezu-spiketown from here 🌺

Plumeria smiled, shaking her head, and pressed 'answer'. Before she could even get a word in, she could hear Zeke explode on the other line.

"WELL LOOK WHO FINALLY ANSWERED! I've been calling since yesterday, Otto heard from y'alls boss that suddenly you had a boyfriend?? Like the fuck is that about??? And so I want answers cuz like, thats random as shit Plums, and so I call and there's no answer and then I call again and there's no answer and then I text and then nada?? So naturally I wanna know who the fuck is keeping my sis hostage-"

At that Plumeria let out a cackling snort of a laugh. She could picture Zeke getting angry on the other end. "Yo, don't you fuckin laugh at me!!! We're all over here scared to shit that that Douche Canoe gotchu again!! Its not funny!! Stop laughing!!!....please?"

By now she was full on laughing, almost crying, at his outburst. She hiccuped, trying to calm down before blurting out. "Would you calm down short stop? I'm fine, relax. Having the time of my life actually." She smiled leaning into Piers, still laughing lightly. "Also you're on speaker, and said boyfriend is here. His name is Piers-"

"I didnt ask his fuckin name, I just wanted you to tell me you're alive-" Zeke bantered back, only to get cut off by Plu.

"I'm alive and I am very well. Trust he's taking damn good care of me. Now behave shithead, and be polite! I'm trying to introduce you two."

Zeke sighed over the phone. "Excuuuuuse me, princess-"

"You done?" She snapped.

"Yeah. I'm good now."

"Good." Plumeria nodded. "Like I was saying, Zeke, meet Piers. Piers," she gave a small smile to him, "this jackass is Ezekiel, Zeke for short."

"Please stop telling people my full name. Pleaseee. And hello Mr. Pierce. Nice to kinda sorta meet you?" He sounded polite enough, albeit confused.

[topnotchquark]

Dirtbag who can fuck X Most dickmatized person in the history of humanity

Thanks @fourelles for finding the picture

[redjukebox]

Dogman movie notes (spoilers‼️)

-Knight’s girlfriend immediately moving on to a new boyfriend AND dog is diabolical

-the real estate agent immediately painting the house and selling it is diabolical

-HE DID THE THING!!! DOGMAN DID THE THING I THOUGHT HE WOULD DO WHERE HE TRIES TO GO THROUGJ THE DOG DOOR!!!!

-Petey saying he was going to go get some milk is diabolical

-LOVED the animation it was absolutely amazing

-The score for the movie was also absolutely amazing

-Lil Petey and Dogman playing piano together was everything to me I loved that

-kinda disappointed there was no end credit scene but oh well

-why is the fish British

-pacing was interesting but I get it cause they’re trying to fit multiple comic books into one movie

[livvyofthelake]

the ww2 rpf goes utterly insane the more you look into it btw. but i won’t get into it. but there will be Signs.

[foreverisafeeling]

i will never know peace again

[confettibrainz]

i need to see pete davidson working at waffle house

[robobrainrot]

I hope that in some interview they let Pete Davidson loose on the Mirage tumblr tag. I think he'd have a fantastic time seeing the fandom reception of his character.

[altraeken]

Im rewatching the rookie and i totally forgot that pete davidson is canonically johns half-brother

[charlieconwayy]

BUPKIS (2023-)

“What matters? What fucking matters? What matters here? Find it! Find it or you’re gonna die.”

[brunetterightsactivist]

Ghost adventures had Matt rife on as a guest investigator god it’s so over

[brungeons-and-bragons]

Ianthe Tridentarius is Pete Davidson for nerdy lesbians

[disformer]

dis.. do you have voice HCs for your combaticons and protectobots

Ooh some of them! Idris Elba would be a great Onslaught, and Swindles TFA voice is still so so good. In my lowest moments… maybe Pete Davidson would be a good Vortex. A.J Beckles for Blades EZ. I’d definitely want a transfem and transmasc VA for Blast Off and Aid respectively, preferably with some vocal fry for the both of them (it’s hot), maybe an Aussie/NZealander for Hot Spot? That’s about it