#and it's just a real wild taste

[daysuntilnextaccident]

i don't know whose bright idea it was to put fuckin raisins in this tea, but may i say...

...bravo

[catsconflictscopicsandchamomile]

Ok ik this is mean and irrelevant but I’m curious: People with running Supernatural postcanon AUs, via fic, art, in their heads etc:

Please rb to spread, as an amateur folklorist and historian I’m kind of desperate to get a snapshot of whatever transition is taking place.

[whileyoureinschoolidothisallday]

Y'ALL OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M EATING A BANANA...........

FROM MY FUCKING BANANA TREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cerealmonster15]

Btw u know how each union bday vignette interview had the “which dorm would you join that isn’t the one ur in now” question. Every character that dissed heartslabyul bc “the uniform/vibe is too bright” is a coward.

[direwombat]

Trick or treat for the slasher au please <3

here's a snippet from when syb turns her double hostage situation into a single hostage (jacob), and jacob (again, the one being held hostage) offers to help her:

"You're a goddamn serial killer. The Hell should I trust you for?"

"Because I've been at this longer than you have, sweetheart, and I'm still walkin' free." He leans forward, lips curled into a cruel smile, and presses his forehead against the barrel of the gun. "Go ahead and shoot me, but if you do, you'll just have another body to clean up, and you'll be all alone."

trick or treat (writer edition)

[antiqua-lugar]

look I think that the writing in Baldur's Gate 3 is very good as much as the next guy, but.

it's also as subtle as a brick to the face.

"Oh but how could we ever know if this ending is Good TM or Bad TM for this character" they tell you. they literally tell you. characters look straight in the camera and tell you.

why are we having this discussion when the characters are looking straight at me going Oh Boy Sure I Am Glad That Other Thing Did Not Happen

[bunnyb34r]

Man garage sales are always so hit or miss

They should just have them set up in a big parking lot and have it be like a flea market so I dont have to keep getting in and out of my car for boring sales

We went to one this summer that advertised it being a "plant sale" as well and we were like oh that sounds fun!! Yeah they were selling mostly dead cuttings in water for $3 each. Bitch. And half dead succulents for $5 (tiny ones, not worth the price) and like the saddest little cacti for $4 it was so depressing man

Then we went to some yesterday and I got a lot of ornaments but nothing really fun like last summer when I got like 4 "cherished teddies" figurines for like $2 each

Like idk what it was but the citywide sale last year was FUN we went to like 5 different ones and one guy was selling dentist chairs and dental machinery from the 90s (his buddy was a dentist and had passed away from cancer, leaving the business to the friend. He had no experience nor desire so he was just trying to offload it).

We came home with so many bags of shit last year and this year it was like one bag and 90% was ornaments, some we got for free from an old church friend

I remember two years ago we went to this really big church garage sale and got so much shit then it started POURING RAIN so hard the tents concaved 😭 and the people running it were like "just give us $20 for the whole lot it's fine, you're drenched go." And my mom had to like reverse haggle them into taking $50 bc it was A LOT of stuff. Eventually she got them to take $20 for the items and a $20 donation sgdgdggd

The next year they moved it to an indoor venue and it was super organized. They declared they were never doing it outside again lmaooo

[iniziare]

Tag drop: Seele (Honkai: Star Rail). Listen, I used to write her and I miss her a bit, and also: there's Belobog people around. And also, well, she's much more interesting than people give her credit for. Also, prepare for some 'rewriting', because Belobog's pacing in specific ways kind of blew a little bit much.

[is-the-owl-video-cute]

Ok people acting like feeding anything that isn’t owned by Purina or hills will kill your pets are being a BIT dramatic here. I have never used either and all of my animals are miraculously alive and fully healthy.

[inklingofadream]

Late breaking news: our reporters have just unearthed YET ANOTHER short story wildly misinterpreted by the AP Lit teacher i hated. He can't keep getting away with this

You'll never guess which, between "The Story of an Hour" and "Harrison Bergeron" is supposed to be an absolute gut buster and which is supposed to be primarily tragic

[apollo-zero-one]

Man I can't believe I had the chance to go to a performing arts school up through middle school and I fuckin quit after 6 months just because I got bullied. BRO YOUR HOMEWORK WAS POETRY!! YOU HAD TO PRACTICE DANCING TO COTTON EYE JOE AS YOUR BIG UNIT TEST. GYM CLASS HAD A CIRCUS UNIT!! YOU HAD A WHOLE DAILY CLASS ON IMPROV!!! YOU FOOL!! YOU ABSOLUTE IMBICILE!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN A YOUTUBER!!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN ONE OF THOSE TWEENAGERS GETTING LOADED BY MAKING SHITTY YOUTUBE SHORTS IN 2008-14!! But noooOoooOOOoo little miss Noellie (who WANTED TO GO!! who worked SO HARD and sent in an application essay and did an INTERVIEW to get in!!) couldn't handle disruptive classmates or little scuffles and petty grudges and general Attitude of the other students and cried to mommy to put her back in public school. I am EATING MY HAIR over what Could Have Been. I COULD BE SOMEONE'S ANNOYING YOUTUBER!! I could be a DISGRACED DISNEY CHANNEL STAR!! I could be an America's Got Talent winner! A mild to moderately successful comedian! I could be making short films!! But no no no precious thin skinned baby me heard a few new cus words and watched a teacher get heckled and begged to give up The Dream in favor of?? Quiet math tests?? I am such a fucking quitter I quit everything the second it gets too hard I always take the out as soon as it's offered what's my fucking damage.....

[c0smic-coral]

Dusty already knows, but I decided to share with ya’ll that I’m into Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel now!!

Now if you may recall I made a post about a horror-style OC I had that I worked on with my teenage cousin (I have a teen cousin in high school! She’s v mature and the only minor I ever let see my stuff) and she’s actually transgender. I never posted her official design but she’s been repurposed and now…

(Please excuse the obvious Angel Dust-copied hands)

Meet Candace Kayne! She went from serial killer to ridiculous party girl who drank too much, popped too many pills and had too much sex. But she didn’t die of any of those things, oh no. Bar fight. Some asshole brought a machete and sliced her in half, hence the thin red stripe in the middle of her dress. She’d been doing disguised drugs as standard candy since childhood. Now she’s in Hell.

In one quote:

“You can take the girl out of the party but you can’t take the party out of the girl.” *proceeds to chug rainbow cocktail with valium at the bottom*

In short, she’s insane.

For height reference she’s a teensy bit shorter than Angel Dust and Alastor but that’s ok because her full demon is MENACING (and I can’t draw it but I swear I know what it looks like)

And my cousin’s ok with this btw. Please don’t attack me over letting her see this shithole, this is just how high schoolers are these days.

[pinejay]

i love when ppl post pictures of entirely foraged salads/soups bc they're so pretty but probably taste like absolute dogshit. i mean i've eaten a lot of those wild plants and they are not good.

[wereshrew-admirer]

:..)

[ari-just-ariririe]

Can you even imagine how much of a weak ass pussy reaction is that too. "Wheeee I cannot enjoy silly meme on the internet anymore cause I saw a HUMAN FACE!!! and DIDN'T LIKE IT!!! HOW DARE U HAVE A HUMAN FACE I DON'T LIKE"

Brosis really just wrote "I never touched grass and had human friends in my life ever" in a 2014 mean girl Disney Channel character language 💀 if I did that shit and was reminded I posted it on the internet I would cry myself to sleep from embarrassment for a week straight

I used to think you were funny and then you started posting pictures of your face and it kinda ruined it for me like.... I can't enjoy your horse comics anymore because I know an ugly person made them :/ SAD

this is extremely funny this reads like a mean girl in a fucking disney channel movie about being a middle school cartoonist. and the prom is tomorrow

[inkskinned]

this is just my opinion but i think any good media needs obsession behind it. it needs passion, the kind of passion that's no longer "gentle scented candle" and is now "oh shit the house caught on fire". it needs a creator that's biting the floorboards and gnawing the story off their skin. creators are supposed to be wild animals. they are supposed to want to tell a story with the ferocity of eating a good stone fruit while standing over the sink. the same protective, strange instinct as being 7 and making mud potions in pink teacups: you gotta get weird with it.

good media needs unhinged, googling-at-midnight kind of energy. it needs "what kind of seams are invented on this planet" energy and "im just gonna trust the audience to roll with me about this" energy. it needs one person (at least) screaming into the void with so much drive and energy that it forces the story to be real.

sometimes people are baffled when fanfic has some stunning jaw-dropping tattoo-it-on-you lines. and i'm like - well, i don't go here, but that makes sense to me. of fucking course people who have this amount of passion are going to create something good. they moved from a place of genuine love and enjoyment.

so yeah, duh! saturday cartoons have banger lines. random street art is sometimes the most precious heart-wrenching shit you've ever seen. someone singing on tiktok ends up creating your next favorite song. youtubers are giving us 5 hours of carefully researched content. all of this is the impossible equation to latestage capitalism. like, you can't force something to be good. AI cannot make it good. no amount of focus-group testing or market research. what makes a story worth listening to is that someone cares so much about telling it - through dance, art, music, whatever it takes - that they are just a little unhinged about it.

one time my friend told me he stayed up all night researching how many ways there are to peel an orange. he wrote me a poem that made me cry on public transportation. the love came through it like pith, you know? the words all came apart in my hands. it tasted like breakfast.