#and it's hotter than you think
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I like having an object head oc because I can say he gives head and people have to imagine it.
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Spike absolutely haunts Riley I fucking know it
#dylan says things#btvs#like. you are flirting with this girl you like. out of nowhere she says she is getting married to this guy spike#then she says it’s a joke. turns out spike is a vampire who escaped your government facility#your now girlfriend is harbouring him for unclear reasons#you are insecure about not having super strength. your girlfriend tells you that if she wanted that she’d be dating spike#you start going to a vampire brothel. spike reveals this to your girlfriend and you guys break up#you know at this point that spike is in love with her#a year later you come back and she is fucking spike.#also this whole time he is hotter and better at sex than you are#riley canot think about spike for more than 2 minutes without punching a wall i just know it
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learning that at one point in time during concept art they entertained the idea of v being a woman drives me fucking insane! i've lost sleep over this!!! it was such a good idea!
vergil picturing his human side as a woman because he can't de-entangle his humanity from eva. the resulting simultaneous rejection of both his mother and his humanity after the fire, and all the love and frailness that came with it (ignoring the strength found in it as well)!!!!!!! the continuation of a perceived abandonment cycle with nero! the guilt! the shame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#dmc#dmc vergil#it would have been great for everyone’s mommy issues. and by that i mean it would have been the emotional equivalent#of what that hell tree did to capulet city#AAAAA#i think eva/vergil parallels are hotter than sparda/vergil parallels. let the twins parallel the parent they have the most issues with.#its sexier. trust. and i mean. they already do it with the whole aight. you have to come to terms with your x side#inherited from your x parent. BUT i firmly believe they should have leaned further in with vergil
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Stepmom Yuki has severe breeding kink 😔✊️
she fucks you nice and deep, putting her hands on your belly looking adoringly at the way the cock separates your slippery folds and she would love nothing more than to fill you to the last drop. she in fact, debates whether she would love to cum in your folds or so deep inside you. her thumb moves from your belly button to your clit and strokes it sweetly as she takes the leg above her shoulder and kisses your calf, moving her hips in such a way that she manages to get even deeper.
the idea of her seed inside you, your tits swollen from pregnancy and her lips on your sweet sensitive nipples is what makes her cum silently, calling your name as she bites your skin.
#i do think she would love to have a real cock sometimes that she can fill you with#i firmly believe that nothing would make her happier than cumming inside you#holding you still while you try to run away from her cock because it's too much#but she just keeps thrusting and thrusting#she loves to see you squirming on the sheets#anon i love this you are making me lose my mind#please imagine how pretty she would look on top of you fucking you with her hair down ok yeah thanks#or her tying her hair up in a bun so the golden strands don't bother her and she can pound you without anything interrupting her#asks#yuki x reader#yuki smut#cw stepcest#ohh i didn’t read the stepcest my bad lol#I was so eager to talk about her that yeah#but stepmom yuki is even hotter#but listen to me a gf yuki can step on me anytime she wants and I would appreciate it#I am so in love with her#too bad gege doesn't know how to appreciate the women he creates 😾 give them to me#stepmom yuki#wr.yuki
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Just don't say I didn't warn you. You're Cid now, and if anything happens to him, we're finished.
#ffxvi#clive rosfield#jill warrick#ffxviedit#ffedit#final fantasy 16#final fantasy xvi#i started this gifset bc i wanted to gif these two in their cool hoods but then i realized#i really love the way this second half of the game is set up#how they both think they're saving the world and expect everyone to thank them#but they're unintentionally making life harder for a lot of people#and what “saving” looks like to them is very different than how others see it#and they can't expect a thank you from people when they never asked to be saved#in fact their presence is making things worse#it's a lesson they sorta learn but Not Really bc otherwise they would have changed course in their destroy-all-mothercrystals plan#but most importantly they both look so hot like this#my husband and my wife#and what a way to open up the second half of the game too bc the writers were like “clive got hotter!! jill's still a beaut!!”#and i was like yES this is all i care about#mine
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The trouble with seeing and hearing your deities.
[Just to immediately preface, I do not see or hear my deities in the literal sense. I see and hear them the same way I can hear my internal monologue and how if I have my eyes open and you tell me to picture a red or green apple, I can.]
For a little while, I thought I was going completely batshit. Like I was ready to check myself into a psych ward batshit. For a good 2 or so weeks, I was very comfortable with just getting a word or two from my gods when using divination, it was like a little treat. But as time progressed and I spent more time around them, I began to hear more and more of their words, and then my brain started to make their appearance.
That’s when I started to have a very scary moment of, “oh no, I’m going crazy.” Or something along the lines of spiritual psychosis. But I didn’t really fit any of the symptoms at all.
[I will say a medication I was on made my paranoia surrounding it worse tho lol]
Asking the gods about it didn’t necessarily help since they just assured me I wasn’t crazy.
Well, I must be, no?
Of course not. lol.
Looking into other people’s experiences with talking with their deities was very eye opening. But it made me wonder about all the unique ways I’ve seen people interacting with their deities, or the ways in which they’ll make themselves known to their devotees. I personally still use a pendulum even though I’ll catch the rest of their sentence before they finish speaking it completely. I call it my safety blanket.
They hate my safety blanket.
I oh so carefully monitor the words they say and what truly makes sense and what doesn’t. What sounds realistic and what absolutely doesn’t. Keeping yourself grounded in reality(you know what I mean) is so so important. I honestly don’t find it to be a bad idea to look up the symptoms of spiritual psychosis and delusions in general if you’re also in the same boat as me, hearing and seeing your gods.
It’s scary, jarring, and it makes you question yourself a lot. So many people are so confident in their abilities already and it’s just like, “oh yeah I hear and see them.”
Like.. okay, but how the fuck does that work for you?
I’m young, I’m new to this, I have no older mentor or friend that’s been in the religion for years to lean on that’s not a god. The fuck should I do?
Sure, you don’t have to say anything about how that works in your head, but I think it’d be nice to. Nobody is obligated to share anything about their worship or practice, yet sharing important disclaimers regarding these “gifts” or senses—whatever you want to call them— I think should be talked about a little more.
I gradually got to this point over the past two months, hearing more and more of them as I spent more time in my practice.
And if anyone wants, I could make a separate post in how I deal with severe intrusive thoughts and this hearing shit. It’s really stressful most times. And not fun.
But wowwwww it’s been weird seeing how they present themselves hahahaha that’s a whole separate post.
In conclusion though, I’m carefully monitoring myself, what I experience, and the new meds I’m going on, and coming off. It’s been a really weird 2 months, but I’m excited for the future anyway.
#the gods are hotter than you think#it’s distracting#I’m not telling grape man that#or Hermes#deity worship#hellenic polytheism#helpol#deity work#hellenic worship#hellenic polythiest#hellenic devotion#hellenic community#hellenic deities#hellenism#hellenic gods#hermes devotee#dionysus devotee#aphrodite devotee#hypnos devotee#ares devotee#hermes deity#deity dionysus#greek deities
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Hottest JJBA Outfit Bracket - Jonathan Joestar Preliminary Poll
#alright i personally have stronger feelings about his outfits i hate than the ones i love#because what the FUCK is that pink sweater vest what the hell jojo where did you even find that#it's disgusting i hate it please burn it and never wear it again#the ogre street outfit is too beige for me even if i do like the cape#the wedding outfit and the purple tie one are cute but they don't make me think of jonathan specifically ya know#i guess i'm voting for the main outfit its cute and i love a pretty boy in a crop top#jonathan joestar#phantom blood#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jojo's bizarre adventure#jjba#who's hotter jjba#hottest jjba outfit bracket
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“The actor for Sejanus should have been more attract—”
DECOLONIZE YOUR MIND!!! I’m begging you!
#look I’m not saying Tom Blyth is not attractive#(he’s not my type but…)#if y’all think he’s like substantially hotter than Josh Rivera I need you to think for a moment why that is
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Husband, Babygirl Pookie, Spartan daddy
Brasidas of sparta ladies and gentlemen
#he is so unbelievable pretty it makes me sick#and what for?#i will never forgive you ubisoft for what you did to him. You hear me?? NEVER!!#and without ever giving both alexios and/or kassandra ever a chance with him 🤬#cause he is their both litteral soulmate their perfekt husband and other half and ofc he is the one who is no romane option? Really???#he is hotter than the fires of the underworld#thaletas may be a spartan cutie boyfriend but brasidas is the daddy#he is so cute#babygirliest babygirl#pookiest pookie to ever pookie#ac odyssey#assasins creed#assasins creed odyssey#brasidas of sparta#brasidas#alexios of sparta#alexios#kassandra of sparta#kassandra#leonidas#spartan warriors#sparta#when thaletas broke alexios (and a bit of my) heart i was like ok *sob*#but then brasidas daddy of sparta entered the game with the hottest cinematic character entrance in all cinematic history#( i think of that scene everyday at least twice)#and i was like *looking up from sobbing*....*sees brasidas* nevermind i don't need you either way i got a daddy now#day ??? of getting too realistically invested in unrealistic litteral fictional people on screen#tags completely out of control again but i had to yap
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The Mask of Mirrors, The Liar’s Knot (by M. A. Carrick)
A friend bought me the book The Mask of Mirrors for Christmas and I swear I didn’t emerge from it for three days straight. This is a SUMPTUOUS non-traditional European fantasy with some of the richest world building I’ve read in a while. The magic, the cultures, the history, the fashion, it all felt so tangible that I could mentally pop myself into Nadezhra pretty much from page one. It had the twisty-turny, political intrigue-y plot that really appeals to me - without the intense violence you might find in other series that often get recommended for their politically-driven plots. Secret identities, characters that make you feel things, a queer-norm society, truly detestable villains… I loved this book. So I had to draw the three main characters obv.
I was so shocked that I couldn’t find the sequel in stores anywhere! Had to order online, and gotta say, it was equally good or better than the first… The character moments in The Liar’s Knot felt like releasing a breath you’ve been holding for hours. You’ll know what I mean if you read it ☺️
Anyway, this series deserves way more hype than it has. I read a LOT of SFF and this one stood out to me as truly fantastic. If you love secret identities, slow (SLOW) burn romance, a puzzle-like plot, tarot, and general luxuriousness for your brain…. I beg you to pick up The Mask of Mirrors.
#the mask of mirrors#the liar’s knot#rook and rose#M. A. Carrick#fantasy books#fantasy art#renata viraudax#arenza lenskaya#grey serrado#derossi vargo#book recommendations#fantasy book recs#the only character that didn’t turn out quite like i pictured was Vargo. he’s way hotter than this#he’s hotter than I’m currently capable of drawing him i think actually#oh well. maybe someday I’ll be able to do you justice you sexy moral enigma#my art
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kuroo tetsurou the man that you are
#kryk timeskip fic#on a purely aesthetic basis I think Kuroo is hotter than Yaku tbh#until you talk to both of them#and then there’s just something about the way Yaku tilts his head that… yeah.#anyways: Kuroo is Hot and he KNOWS it!!#definitely leverages it for deals and stuff
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Gave a try at drawing Mithraeum!Harrow and remembered why I usually dont (because everytime I draw her, I have to draw HER too - just for the funsies)
#but also i think my long haired harrow is slightier hotter than gremlin and i just cant I GET YOU IANTHE I GET YOU#harrow nonagesimus#gideon nav#harrow the ninth spoilers#htn#the locked tomb#the locked tomb spoilers
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"Astarion is more evil than Minthara but Astarion girlies aren't ready for that conversation 🙄"
Astarion girlies are rather confused and amused by the fact that you think evil lies on some kind measurable axis instead of both characters being the product of different writers writing different characters with different motivations and backgrounds, and the reason Astarion girlies are probably not willing to engage with this argument is because it requires one to legitimize it as a valid reading of the text in the first place, which is the biggest hurdle in this hypothetical debate and would put Astarion girlies on the same level as you, somebody who's not yet ready to understand the extremely rudimentary and hackneyed concept of the D&D alignment chart.
#bg3#bg3 fandom critical#astarion discourse#minthara would be lawful evil afaik and astarion is neutral evil??#which one of these is *more* evil ??#idk man does being evil according to law versus being evil in general more evil?? do you understand what i'm saying ??#does the presence of lawfulness make you less or more evil??#furthermore what laws is she following? is it the literal law or more of a set of personal standards ??? like#what are you even sayink#jesus christ#basically what i'm saying is they're both evil ??? but in different flavors??#how do you define evil person making the argument#what is your specific definition of evil and why do you feel that astarion fulfills it better than minthara#or are you just here to dunk on astarion girlies in order to prop up dommy mommy minthara? WHICH IS FINE BUT LIKE#JUST DO THAT WITH YOUR WHOLE CHEST#just say you think she's hotter than him and underrated#no need to make this a moral debate because you will make us all look stupid regardless of who wins#cuz if this is the fucking starting statement then we're all cooked by association
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literally the best part of this whole stupid book iwlove weird obsessed horndogs thee villain archetype of all time. he’s so silly. “we could’ve had a life together”, he says to his lesbian ex-neighbour who he’s just shot with a crossbow bolt meanwhile her girlfriend who he’s also just shot is half dead across the room. god i love it here he said me and the bad bitch im going to fumble
#WHAT A FUCKING FREAK IJBOL!!!!!!#MORE PSYCHOSEXUALLY OBSESSED WEIRDO VILLAINS PIXELBERRY I KNOW YOU HAVE IT IN U.#their villains are usually so cringe and one note at least this one is memorable#mind you this could have used more buildup. up until like chapter 19 he still had the benefit of the doubt#his ass was NOT beating the twist villain allegations but the fucking freak allegations were a whole separate beast#and he could be presumed innocent in those. like sure i guess these are just average fanatic werewolf hunter antics.#like EYE had my suspicions. him sending that frat bro to sexually harass mc was a fucking freak move#but like in general he was coming off as someone who was just a normal amount of concerned about a friend of theirs falling in w a cult#like girl why am i following my cringe fwb into the pool house to be all ‘babe this isnt u :(’#i dont CARE i wanna go engage with the twist antagonist who at this point my mc still thinks is kind of normal/their friend!!!#but alas that’s just pb for you. we WILL NOT stick a landing ever. they make all the new writers swear to never write a villain that makes#sense or is well foreshadowed. ONLY side characters who you would never suspect bc they have like 5 lines in the whole book.#like you’ll never be duffy veilofsecrets you’ll never recapture that magic.#anyway. markus choicesalpha the fucking weirdo cringefail stalker incel loser you could have been…kermit looking out rainy window dot png#maeve speaks#playchoices#choices#pixelberry#choices alpha#channing lowe#markus barnes#side note this whole thing probably has a Much different vibe with a male mc#but as it is it’s like ijbol. channing is cringe and emotionally unavailable but how could you POSSIBLY compare to a buff werewolf bitch#he is so completely not a contender that its comedic to me. you think WE could have had a LIFE TOGETHER?#even if my mc had never ever met channing SHE IS A LESBIAN!!!! SHES GAY DUDE STOP IT LOL#and with a female mc and male channing its like yeah whatever average incel number 10 billion. wow youre going to kill me bc some other guy#is hotter than you? eyeroll. at least channing canonically gives great head.
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you live in a completely different universe than me i dont even know what to say here
#these are the guys you think are the most attractive in comic book movies? there are so many men in those#and i could probably fill a list of hotter ones than any of t. these guys.#personal
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mmmm umemiya who makes you put on a show for him. who pulls up a chair beside your bed and gently positions you on the mattress exactly where he wants you and tells you where to touch yourself and how. and you look so pretty, so perfect, he has to squeeze the armrests to prevent the urge to reach out to you. and HE looks absolutely edible, leaned back in the seat with his knees spread and his eyes darkened with lust and appreciation and his undivided attention focused purely on you.
You're being soooo good doing everything he's telling you to do but he can see your fingers just aren't hitting the right spots, which has him losing it a little bit. The longer it goes on the worse he gets, seeing how frustrated you look by how hard you're trying to follow his orders but just not reaching the high he wants to see. Once he sees a little tear run down your cheek he's given up, and just tosses his pants off at that point. He's got his fingers in you in seconds and you practically cum right then and there because that's the ticket, they know exactly where to go inside you.
#mari answers#aria🎨#and you've never heard the words 'good girl' so much in your life#he's petting your hair and cooing at you#and then when you've come down a bit he's still hard and personally? id let him fuck me after but maybe him fucking your thighs would be#hotter than just normal? He'd like to see it run down your legs either way#i love the concept actually i think thighs should be fucked more god thats raunchy its a raunchy day for me whoops#sorry everyone ill just...*closes curtain* dont look at the mari behind the curtain#umemiya hajime
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