#and it's absolutely fen s o

[cosmichorrorsarestillnicerthanme]

So could I request Chun-Li, Juri and Cammy (seperate) headcanon for their Male S/O coming home and showing them a shirt they bought that says something like "I want my gf to sit on my face" or "I want to be crushed between my gf's thighs"

My good sir, I salute you for this.

Now! Your wish is my command!

Chun-Li was mortified as soon as she saw your most recent purchase and how shamelessly you wore it in front of her.

It was black shirt that read, in big, bold, pink letters “I Want My GF To Crush Me Between Her Thighs”.

“Hey there-” you began to greet your wonderful girlfriend before you were grabbed by the collar and brought to Chun-Li’s furious, but still vibrantly blushing face.

“What in the world are you thinking! wearing something like that!” Chun-Li hissed, her embarrassment reaching a fever pitch.

“Chun-Li, you do realize that people the world over would pay you a small fortune to crush their heads between your thighs, myself included?” you told the woman with a blank expression, as if buying a shirt that said this was an inevitable possibility for you to wear.

Chun-Li was sent spiraling into a fit of stuttering embarrassment at how easily you said this.

“Can confirm! The amount of thirst comments on the Dojo’s sight that are just about your legs are astounding!” Li-Fen declared as she walked by, carrying a box of stuff for chores around the Dojo.

“LI-FEN!” Chun-Li shouted, completely mortified by her protege’s comment and backing of your argument.

That night, you thought for sure you would be on the couch, though it definitely would’ve been worth it.

However… well… let's just say that dreams, occasionally, do come true.

When Juri saw the shirt, red briefly flushed her face, however, she soon got herself under control and put her finger on the center of your chest as she huskily whispered.

“My, my, how bold of you! However, do you really think you can handle all of me? How about we see if you can?”

All throughout that day, Juri put you through hell in the most delectable ways she knew.

As for the shirt? Well, it was one of Juri’s favorites to see you wear.

Not simply because it was a shirt that told everyone that you were taken in a way that she absolutely loved.

But because both of you knew what happened after you wore that shirt and what will happen after every time you wear it.

Juri sure does hope you don’t mind being VERY dehydrated for long periods of time.

[intimidating-fettuccine]

Could I get Offenderman, Helen(or puppeteer, I couldn't decide between the 2 so I will let you do that), and Laughing Jack with a dragon hybrid s/o who is bigger than them but is a really big, gentle cuddle bug? The s/o has a pile of clothes in a corner of their room that they cuddle the creeps on that they call their hoard. They also give the nickname of Hoard to the creeps ☺

Really just general wholesomeness w/ a dragon s/o for these three 😌

(And if you want to sprinkle some in, some spicy stuff? Only if you want and its not to much)

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- 🐺

I wanted to add more spice but it really only came out in Helen for me. I hope you enjoy it regardless~

Offender:

Oh, he absolutely adores you. Fen does very well with this type of partner that's a bit clingy to him, and he adores being your Hoard, and it makes him feel very loved and appreciated, especially considering his neglected middle child syndrome. When it comes to your snuggle spot, you'd best bet Fen contributes to that, purchasing luxurious blankets and pillows for you to add to your collection so it's even more comfortable, and if there are any of his clothes you're particularly attached to, he doesn't mind contributing those to your pile as well. He just thinks you're so absolutely wonderful and incredible, and curling up with you, feeling safe and cared for in your arms, it becomes his favorite thing in the entire world, and when he gets home from work on his busy nights, it becomes a sort of ritual for the two of you to immediately curl up for a little bit while he destresses in your warmth. He calls you his brilliant Jewel, attributing the nickname to the various scales nestled against your flesh in different areas of your body, and he loves the feeling of dragging his fingers over your soft flesh and into your scaled areas, the difference in texture becomes so comforting and familiar to him, and it just makes him relax into you even more. He loves the feeling of belonging, and he's never wanted to belong to someone more than he does you.

Helen (Warning for semi-spicy content):

For Helen, it's a shock at first, the feeling of being wanted so much, as being viewed so strongly as yours, being claimed and added to your collection in a sense. It's a feeling he very quickly comes to find intoxicating, as Helen has always wanted to belong completely and fully to someone, to be treasured and adored, and you give him that feeling so strongly. Helen gets incredibly clingy behind closed doors, and so he spends a lot of time in your arms, in and out of that snuggly pile of yours that just smells so strongly of you. Whether sitting in your lap or curled up in your arms, Helen just gets addicted to being beside you. Helen loves giving up control to you as well, falling eagerly victim to your dominant draconic nature, as he loves just letting go after a long day and allowing you to toy with and play with him however you please, allowing you to use his body for release for the both of you. Helen just loves the feeling of being owned by you, being owned and claimed by someone that actually loves him and treats him with endless love and respect. Speaking of claiming him, when you mark him with those fangs of yours, decorating him in beautiful markings, it makes him so, so happy. As a side note, he also draws you all the time, finding your wings and tail to be enchanting, and he just thinks you're the most beautiful thing ever.

Laughing Jack:

This is absolutely his kind of relationship. Like the others, Jack craves the feeling of belonging and being loved, and just like in those other instances, you absolutely give him that feeling. A big cuddle bug as well despite his size, the two of you are pretty much always cuddling, even outside of that nest of yours. Any time the two of you can be in each other's arms, you're snuggled up, and it's even common for the two of you to walk everywhere with your arms slung around each other. When you start calling him Hoard it makes his mechanical heart skip a beat, and it flusters him every time, and he starts calling you Keeper in return, and the two of you just love the relationship you have. Also??? He makes you dragon plushies in the color of the various scales along your body, and when you add them to your nest it makes him so giddy and excited, and both of you love cuddling up amongst them. The way you tenderly hold him despite both of your sizes just makes him feel so soft and tender and loved and appreciated, and goddamnit he just wants to be with you all the time. It becomes a subconscious thing for him to greet you with "Yours", pulling your hands to his mouth as he peppers your hands in kisses every time the two of you see each other. To belong is to be loved and at peace, and he fully belongs to you, every piece of him, and the happiness that gives him is unmatched.

[paulum--mortis]

nsfw a-z for fennel

bc i'm thinking bunny thoughts and i can't sleep and if this is incoherent forgive me

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

BIIIIIIIG softie,,,,,,whether he topped or bottomed he don't care he wants snuggles !! and kisses !!!!!

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

painter boy has some niiiiiiice ass hands and he knows it. wonderfully long fingers for SURE. def a hip enjoyer,,,,, grips em a lot

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

uh it. it sure is. cum. ig. likes finishing on his partner's chest ig

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

closet exhibitionist,,,,,, like he wouldn't fuck you in front of a crowd but he's absolutely jacked off to the thought yk???

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

uhhhhhhhh i'm doing 24y/o fen and. decently experienced??? absolutey picked up on mieran and vesper's flirting skills for sure. he Knows What He's Doing, he j gets a lil shy sometimes if there's feelings involved <3

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

depends on the mood??? he's a slut for some loving missionary but he s not above the temptations of like. valedictorian yk

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

he's not all that humorous??? but like he knows how to go along w the vibe and if the vibe calls for a giggle he giggles

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

he trims some of it from time to time?? it's black tho lmao no pastel pink pubes i'm afraid

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) 

ooooooh he can be SUCH a sweetheart... hold his partner's hand, tell them how much he loves them, cover them in kisses,,,,,, the whole package

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

mutual masturbation is HIS thing bro he LOVES IT he DIES FOR IT he finds it so hot,,,,,, gets a li more domineering w it too it's v v 😳

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

it's all about the b's. breeding, bondage, blindfolding, and breath play <3

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

again, he's got a few public/semi public fantasies, but for what actually goes on i think he's v fond of his dorm room??? someplace where they can't actually be annoyed, maybe even his and mieran's studio at the manor

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

kiss his collarbones while he's painting and he'll make the neediest squeak on recorded history, nibble on his neck while he's reading up on some magic and you'll be getting slammed against the nearest wall

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

if his partner mentions piss, even as a joke, he immediately summons his shotgun.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

he's v v good at giving oral but he just loves receiving so much,,,,,,,, soooo needy <3

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

also depends?? if he's on one of his softboi moods he's v slow and sweet, but he's also so rough and fast and mean when he wants to be,,,,

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

he obviously prefers proper sex but he wouldn't really turn down a quickie,,,, not his preference but finds em a lil hot ngl

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

again, dreams of fucking in a stage, but yeah !!! he always places a billion safety nets first but he's down for most shit

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last...)

he naturally inclines, physically and magically, to bunnies. there's your answer.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

maybe a vibrator or two??? not really his thing tho, doesn't cross his mind all that much

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

fennel rarely STARTS the teasing but if you dared tease him a lil you're in for it. a slightly spicy comment at your coffee date is retaliated with a hand between your legs under the tablecloth (punish him for it tho he'll love it)

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

if he's on top? a lil chatty, grunts, pants, the occasional low moan... on bottom he's so loud tho. whiniest mf ever. shut him up w a kiss (he'll melt)

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

partner in his clothes flips a switch inside of him. it's the "prevent fennel from railing his partner absolutely speechless". it flips it off.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

i do Not Know how to describe dicks i'm fully ngl to you. 7.3in tho.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

moderate to high... good thing he gets a decent amount of bitches ig

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

he'll wait til the mood is right and everyone is clean and all but the second all is said and done?? conks out lmao gn a mimir

[bowtied-pasta]

What if you slap the enderbeings ass

Depends on the man and the situation, if I’m being honest.

Slender… well 😐… “And what did you hope to accomplish with that?”

Fen would be the type to start an ass smacking war. You’re guaranteed to lose though, so careful.

Splendor would be appalled. Such outrageous behavior! And from his little s/o no less! If you wanted attention you could have just asked.

Trender, while happy you acknowledge his good looks, will likely scoff at your barbaric ways of showing it.

Tender will pout, but watch out because he will absolutely be after you for revenge later.

[reluctant-mandalore]

💕Valentine’s Day with Fennec Shand💕 (gn!Reader)

Warnings: Fluff, established relationship, cuddling, kissing, flirting, soft fennec, valentine’s day celebrations, not beta read 

Pairing: Fennec Shand x gn!Reader (gender neutral) 

a/n: Heeey here’s some more Valentine hcs but this time with Fennec! Paz or Boba will probably be up next! Enjoy some soft Fennec spending valentine’s day with her s/o. 

+ Fennec new what Valentine’s Day was, though she hadn’t really celebrated it in a traditional fashion before her significant other had come along. 

+ She wouldn’t plan anything super extravagant or big, but she would still have a nice day planned out for the two of them. She’d even make sure to take the day off work as to ensure they could spend the whole day together. 

+ She would plan to get up early to make breakfast as a surprise for them, but would end up sleeping in by mistake. She just couldn’t seem to pull herself away from her lovers embrace that morning. 

+ Waking up at around the same time, Fennec and her significant other would end up spending the morning cooking breakfast together. 

+ While watching her partner cook she wouldn’t be able to stop herself from wrapping her arms around their waist, humming as she rocked with them and gave them a quick peck. 

+ “Fen I’m trying to cook!”

+ “I know but you just look so beautiful... I might end up eating you instead.”

+ Fennec would have actually made the chocolates (or other treat of partners preference) she got for her partner on her own and of course they taste absolutely amazing.

+ Fennec is practical, so she didn’t want to buy a bouquet of flowers that would just die in a few days, instead she would get a plotted plant for her partner. 

+ The plant would either be one she new her partner liked, or it would be of their favourite flowers. It would really depend on on her partners preferences for these kind of things were. 

+ After eating and exchanging flowers with one another, Fennec would take her partner for a walk in the market square. Soon enjoying a nice day out in the sun and looking at the interesting sights with them.

+ Rarely did she get to relax like this with her partner, so she found herself pleasantly joyful with her time shopping and looking around with them. 

+ As they walked their arms would be intertwined of course, allowing for them to both lean into one another, while they explored the area together as a couple. 

+ For lunch she’d buy them one of their favourite dishes from one of the food stalls and they’d eat it while sitting on edge of the fountain in the town’s center. 

+ They’d happily chat together and at some point Fennec would splash some water at her significant other before receiving a few playful splashes in return. 

+ A small splash fight would break out between them as they both laughed and teased one another. 

+ Eventually, Fennec would end up entrapping her partner into a hug, stopping their playful attacks and pressing a kiss against their cheek while chuckling to herself.  

+ After they would both calm down from their mini-water fight, Fennec and her partner would finally exchange valentine’s gifts. 

+ The two of them had a only one gift rule (not including flowers or sweets), so unfortunately Fennec didn’t get the chance to spoil them with gifts. Which was fine with her, it just meant she had to find more creative ways to spoil them at a later time. 

+ Fennec’s gift for her significant other would be wrapped perfectly and neatly. It was probably the most beautifully wrapped gift her partner would ever set sights on. 

+ She’d watched with a steady gaze as they opened it. Silently watching as she took in her partners expression as they pulled out the hand woven satchel. 

+ “I remembered you mentioning wanting one. I got this one specialty made from one of the merchants who sometimes passes through town—you know that one you always point out to me on our walks.” 

+ Fennec has always been more of a observer and a listener, so of course she always kept a mental list of things you had mentioned to her. She knew exactly what they needed and what to get them. 

+ Fennec would open her own gift carefully, taking her time with removing the wrapping and bow as she found herself taking in the sight of a small box. Opening the box, she would be met with the sight of a plain, but elegant, hair clip and a bundle of matching hair ties. 

+ “I know you don’t usually like wearing anything fancy, so I thought something more plain would be better. The hair ties are because you always complain about loosing them, so I figured some more couldn’t hurt.” 

+ The fact her significant other had managed to find something so sweet and yet still practical for her had made her unbelievably happy. 

+ So happy in fact that she had pulled them in for a passionate kiss before pulling away to ask for their help in putting the new hair clip in.

+ Once the hair clip had been put in Fennec’s hair, she’d graze her fingers against it fondly, happy to have another reminder of her significant other with her wherever she went. 

+ After a little more of their romantic time near the fountain had passed—mostly consisting of kisses and some flirty remarks—Fennec would finally take them out to a fancy restaurant. One where they could have a nice dinner by candle light. 

+ It was a cliché Valentine’s date for sure, but one that was a treat for the two of them considering they both usually didn’t have the time to go out and eat. 

+ Fennec would have her hand holding her significant others for most of the meal. Her fingers ideally playing and entangling themselves with theirs as she ate. 

+ She’d most likely spoil her partner at the restaurant, insisting that they get whatever they like as much as they like, she just wanted her significant other to enjoy themselves. 

+ Fennec would probably get a little tipsy from the wine she’d be drinking, and on their way home she’d be leaning heavily onto her significant other while clinging to them for dear life. 

+ She’d also shower her partner with so many compliments and flirty remarks on their way back. Even letting out her confessions of love more willingly. She always seemed to have a loser tongue after a few drinks. 

+ “You know I love you so much darling? I mean just look at you... you’re unbelievably perfect and gorgeous. Who could stop themselves from wanting to love you? Certainly not me.”

+ “I love you too Fen, but let’s focus on getting home, your cheeks are looking a little flushed from all that wine you drank.” 

+ “Is it from the wine? Or you?” 

+ She’d have that signature smirk plastered to her face after having said that little line of hers. She truly loved getting to tease and flirt with her partner. The wine definitely did not stop this fact. 

+ When they’d get back Fennec would practically hull them over to the bed mumbling about being tired and wanting to cuddle with them. 

+ Fennec would end up cuddled close with her partner on the bed, continuing to whisper about her undying love for them—something which didn’t wasn’t always easy for her to admit. 

+ She wasn’t used to loving or caring for someone this deeply, and she definitely wasn’t used to saying it all out loud in the open. Moments like these were definitely ones to be cherished. 

+ Eventually both would fall asleep like that, embracing each other while muttering sweet confessions of their love for each another. 

+ “You’re the most special person to me in the whole Galaxy. I don’t know what I’d do without out you darling... You’re my everything.” 

+ “Oh Fennec...” 

+ Waking up early as she always did, Fennec would roll to her side, taking in the features of her sleeping lover. While doing so she wouldn’t be able to help but wonder how she ended up with the most perfect significant other in the Galaxy. 

+ Soon even finding herself looking forward to many more Valentine’s Days spent together in the future. 

[theluckyshadow]

OC Headcannons

Fei Zhao

Will make separate post for the rest of NCT cuz this is getting long + if wanted I guess I could do a smut one like I did for Ateez and Skz- not Got7 except maybe Yugyeom for Jiah... moving on

Fei Zhao, 17/03/2000, ♉️, 🇦🇺

3/4 OC’s born and raised in Australia

Both parents are Chinese but live (and raised Fei) in Aus

Fei is an only child but grew up being the eldest cousin, her parents had her very young (17) and currently have no plans for more kids

Her grandmothers are always (joking) about her giving them great grandkids

Her dad’s mum is the worst and has even asked her about taking a “pick from her band”

Fei’s has a middle name- Rayne

Another who had read the fan fiction written for her and her band

Except she actively reads them out just to laugh and she makes comments on them

Scared Winwin doing that once

Another OC who is pretty inappropriate, to the displeasure of Kun

Super close with her parents

Doesn’t like to be babied, the boys learnt that the tough way

SM/Label V put her down as an SM rookie by mistake but the fans thought she fit the NCT look

She was super excited to debut with WayV

While she was highly requested to end up joining NCT-WayV specifically she still receives hate

She stands her ground and doesn’t let it get to her unless they’ve build up

Is friends with Mark and Johnny- honourary Foreign Swagger

Steals the boys clothes

Likes video games- Fallen Order is currently her favourite

Cares far less for her looks and presence than she should

Messy hair, no pants, no bra etc usually not caught on film without a bra though

Suffers panic attacks and lows that she’s successfully hidden

Successfully hidden her fear of people, doesn’t want anyone to take advantage of that

She constantly gets shipped with all of WayV, and Dream members since those are who she’s seen with the most

She knows the ship names: Feidery, Feijun, YangFei, Fun/Kei, Tei/Fen, Feiwin/Feicheng, Lufei, Renfei, Feno (tho people did accidentally start calling her and Jeno Fennel because of how similar the ship name sounded and she just accepted it), Feichan, Feimin, Fenle etc she’s sure there is more

She’s a main vocal but a killer rapper

Everyone thought she’d be an absolute cutie, BUT with the boys she’s a fellow crackhead and on her solo stages a beast of a dancer (aka damn she hot)

Has no filter, at all, her Yang and Ten are the worst left alone. Since all three are English speakers they torment the others with teasing

She has deep regrets in teaching the boys Aussie slang because now they find it interesting and keep finding ones that are inappropriate and make her laugh way to hard.

Don’t tell anyone but she swears she misheard Yang asking her for a gobby in which she cried out laughing and asked him to repeat it “he just asked what it was-“

If she had to pick a member to date you’d need to give her a week to think of an answer because she loves them all and wouldn’t have a clue who to pick

Also can’t forget that these boys (par Xiaojun and Kun) don’t knock at all so they’ve seen more of her than she’d like but thankfully she’s usually got all the important parts covered

Relationship with WayV

Kun

“Hi mum.” “FOOD!” “Cooking battle time.” “Magic!”

She’s like the child Kun doesn’t want and with her and Yang combined in teasing him it’s endless

Dear Kun’s future s/o- many apologies if he doesn’t want kids now because of them

She confides in him as a leader about things bothering her that could affect the band but only if he’s noticed first- she doesn’t really do deep and meaningfuls

Overall they get along really well and she trusts him

Ten

Endlessly teasing each other

One minute both of them are fine, maybe cuddling really depends next they are making fun of each other’s pre-debut photos

Her, Ten and Winwin are the most flexible but he’s a show off and her personality is a bit competitive so she usually out flexes him

They both like cuddles and she’s the one everyone goes too but she usually goes to Ten for a hug

Feels really awkward when she has her lows and night terrors but Ten is usually there for her so some people think that they are the closest in the group

Winwin

She buys him icecream whenever he wants

Puppy eyes do not work on her unless you are Dong Sicheng aka Winwin

She’s quite strong and can usually be found lifting him up just to annoy him

He goes to her for advice sometimes, not for any particular reason but she’s pretty good at advice and is super reliable

Very much a sister brother relationship

Lucas

He teases her for being short, the teasing doesn’t last long because she has no qualms about punching him for it

Surprisingly they don’t actually interact too much just kind of say hi how are you and what not

It’s not that they don’t they just haven’t clicked yet but maybe they will

Though when they do get along they are loud and proud

Xiaojun

Protective of him

She knows he isn’t delicate but in her nature she sees him and thinks must protect lmao

The two of them are quite touchy, same with Hendery and Ten and when they are sat beside each other in interviews they’ll secretly hold hands (or pinkies) or during lives someone has a hand on the others thigh

She’s very comfortable around him and likes getting cuddles from him when she can

If she can’t get to Ten after a night terror she tries to get Xiaojun without waking up Yangyang and they’ll sneak into her room and just talk until she or both of them fall asleep

Hendery

Crackhead central

She has this urge to out idiot him every time he does something dumb

Like stated before with Xiaojun they are touchy, these two are the clingiest though

These two are always touching, but not in a bad sense, like if these two are sat together, his head will be in her lap- vice versa or her legs over his legs etc

These two are also gym buddies, really because both are a little lazy but are also competitive but only around each other

Probably shipped together the most too because they always seem to be together and neither actually tease the other

YangYang

Oop it’s idiots time

These two don’t have a filter when left alone or with Ten - well to an extent

Remember that live where Yang said if he had a son he’d name the son Eleven

Yeah she was there and she was sitting in just utter confusion the entire time because she’d stopped listening until that point

Also that bit when he goes “anything can happen” imagine having Fei there sitting just behind them looking super confused as they turn and look at her- thanks you two you fueled rumours of her and Yang dating

Cue her saying “Jesus Christ I feel sorry for you future partner. I wouldn’t let you name the kid.”

Cannot be bothered calling him Yangyang it’s pretty much always just Yang

[spookytomatoetuesday]

Project Wolf´s Cove

One – Tumbling towards catastrophe

The road ahead was winding, following a cliff´s edge. It was summer and therefore a bright day even though it was still early in the morning. It was definitely summer and the radio kept reminding its listeners of that fact. For the moment, however, the summer hits where too distracting. Becky turned the car radio off. She then returned to the conversation she had with her friend Rose who was sitting in the passenger seat. “The film wasn´t a period piece.”, Becky insisted. “It was set in a period in the past.”, Rose gave back. “No! The film is not on the nose about it, but it was set in the future. The future from when it was produced anyway.” Rose frowned at this just to reiterate: “Yes, and this means that it was still set ten years ago. That is the past. I cannot remember ten years ago, not with a living memory. It might as well be a chapter in a history book. Plus that it is a time ten years ago as imagined by people living 40 years ago. So this is like a page in a fictional history book from a freak dimension.” Becky laughed. She gave in: “Okay.” “Well, that is not my point anyway.”, Rose continued in a mockingly serious voice. “The man issue I wanted to raise was that the protagonist was absolutely alien to me. Not because he lived in a different time, mind you. I had issues with him because of how he acted.” “You mean how he dealt with a world full of isolated people and ravaged by a virus?”, Becky injected. “Yes! The illness is obviously transmitted from person to person. So you keep away from the next best person. Problem solved. The so-called protagonist, on the other hand, did it all wrong, sacrificing not only his life but also the one of his gal-pal.” “She was severely underdeveloped as a character. That was more scary then their fate actually.”, Becky observed. “True. There was just one reason the dude did dude around with her, mouthing about and ruining it all.”, Rose summarized. “Even if he made decisions for others that were not his to make, I think his motivations where understandable. You can’t be alone for all eternity.”, said Becky, while she turned on to the parking lot of Wolf´s Cove High School. “There needs to be a sense of community. If you can’t interact with the ones you actually spent time with, how do you know that you even exist and that you are not just an idea of a person that might be easily forgotten? Apart from that, loneliness hurts if it is not voluntary.” “Okay, fair. You raise some good points as well. I see a use for people in the plural there.”, Rose conceded. “Still, there is a danger to closeness that is not always only down to emotions.” She was quiet for a moment while she and Becky got out of the car, took their backpacks, and went towards the school entrance. “The thing is…”, Rose continued right before they climbed the four steps to the grand double doors. “You get only to take a limited number of breaths on this crummy planet. So you might as well be selective as to who you spent them with.” Becky smiled at her friend. “I thought I was.”

Biking to school always seemed like a good idea when the weather was clear and bright. That was until the last part of the road served as stark reminder that it was more sweaty than fun to bike upwards the serpentines leading to the cliff top where the school was located. John remembered that now. “This was not a good idea.”, John managed to say while slowing down despite putting all the more effort into cycling. His legs started to hurt. Neil nodded: “Fnaf.” “What?” “Fair enough.”, Neil pressed out. “Should it not be fen then?”, John wondered and had to slow down to do so. Neil shrugged and both continued their track up towards the high school in silence. Finally they made it to the big main parking lot and chained their bikes to a lantern there. They noticed Becky’s car as the only one parked here at this early hour. “Oh boy, if I’d known Becky would be here this early as well, I’d have asked her if she could pick us up on her way. Maybe next time. She’d surely do it.”, said Neil shaking his head. John just grunted and then decided to say defensively: “I do not think she is here that early regularly. No one but you is.” “And you, fellow friend and confidant. However, someone has to man the commissary and make sure that it is open when all the breakfast-skipping students arrive hungry from the long way up.”, said Neil. The two made their way to the side entrance of the main building. “I am not a fan of that name. When you say it, I can almost hear boots and trumpets.”, John commented. “The food stall then. After we’ve got rid of the old and truly awful name, we have no official title for it. I’ll still call it commissary on my CV. Universities and prospective employers like that kind of entrepreneurship and lexical knowledge. You should get an activity like this too. They expect this.” “I thought it is the point to stick out, to be so unique that others are interested in you. How does doing what everybody does the same, because that is what everybody has to do, help there?”, John asked while Neil unlocked the foods stand and went into the back where the wares were stored. Neil pointed at some packages of soft drinks. “Need to unpack those and put them into the fridge first.” While they both got to it, Neil added: “So we both understand the system. There is what they say and there is what they want. Still, I think my way to deal with that could pay off in the end. Maybe even more so than yours.” John nodded when Neil reached out for another soda can. They finished the work in silence. Afterwards, Neil put on his work apron and took up his place behind the counter. Above him on the wall painted in a fresh white there was the faint shadow of a mascot which had fallen out of time. In front of him, there was the tip jar while the cassette with the change was hidden under the counter. Neil seemed a little tired but content. John waved to him. “I will try to get some more sleep in on one of the lounge sofas before class. See you later.”, John said. “See you.” The most comfortable couches stood in the lounge of the Science Building that was still missing an S. So John went directly there after leaving the food stall. Once in the lounge, he noticed a movement coming from the astronomy room. Through the large windows in the double door he could see Becky and Rose working on something inside. He hesitated. Beyond the doors was the opportunity for a nice conversation with his friends. He should say hello. He was sure that would be nice. Still, he hesitated. For no reason and yet he still did not jump at this possibility. On the contrary, he had to push himself even though it was a push towards people he liked. For a moment, he shifted his weight from one foot to the other and back again. This was a warm-up and a collecting of resources. Then he knocked on the window in the door. They noticed him and he had to go inside now. “Good morning.”, John greeted. Becky answered with a “Hello, how are you?”, while Rose waved and nodded. “What are you doing?”, John asked to avoid an awkward break. Becky was still looking at him. “We got permission to use the school´s telescope to track the asteroid tonight.”, Becky explained. “It has a projector and with this camera here, we will be able to record the passage of our little friend while it passes through the night sky. We just set it up now before class.” “Interesting.” John strolled closer to the telescope while being careful not to touch anything. “Yeah.”, Rose added, “I hope the asteroid breaks open and reveals a truth about the nature of nature that is so unexpected, belittling, and unsettling, that it drops us into sheer horror.” John looked at her decisively unsurprised. “Or maybe it is just a cool image of an asteroid. Astronomy rocks and space is great.”, Rose more pretended to emote than said. But then she paused and added sincerely: “There is beauty among the stars.” “With some luck…,”, Becky added, completely serious, while finishing up with some adjustments, “We will get another glimpse at the vastness that surrounds us. How could not look at the sky with curiosity.” “Tonight you say?”, John inquired. “Yes.”, Becky answered. “Around midnight, it should be dark enough and we should be able to see it even with the naked eye.” “Will you be here and watch it?” “No.”, Rose said, stretching the o maybe a bit more than it was called for. “They do not want us here at night. So we have to set this up and hope for a great recording.” “Well… hope it works out.” John smiled at Becky and nodded at Rose. Then he excused himself and headed for the couches. He did not want to sleep just outside the astronomy room. So he went to the relatively lumpy couches in the Art building, named after local celebrity Burton Art. Becky and Rose continued to set up the telescope until the doors closed behind John. Rose peeked over the telescope and through the windows in the doors. When she saw that John was beyond earshot, she nodded as if she was part of a secret ring of spies. “Nice nice.”, Becky uttered in lieu of anything more substantial to say and tried to look even more busy. “Yeah. Nice how nice you two still are with another.”, Rose probed. “Almost as if it did not hurt.” “Hm…”, Becky answered. “It still does hurt a little. But it just was not… Well, it does still hurt. There´s a scar now on the heart. Maybe it´s healing, sometimes it feels like that. So it won´t hurt in the future or only when the weather is about to change. In any case, I feel that it´ll stay in some form.” “Sounds at least like it was real.”, Rose concluded and duck back down behind the telescope. The day that had begun so early dragged on in the middle. Biology class was turned into self-study by the absence of the regular teacher and the lack of a qualified substitute. John flipped through the textbook with his right, while his head rested on his left. There were not going to be any more test or quizzes or projects this year. Knowing that, John did not pay much attention to the contents of the pages and let his thoughts wander. “Do you think you would notice it as different when you were a duck?”, he quietly asked Neil who sat next to him. “Up until now I thought this self-study was even less useful than sex ed last week.”, Neil moaned loudly instead of giving an answer. Nearby, sitting at a bench next to Becky, Rose snickered. Some other students laughed, most were indifferent and bored. The moment passed. “Like, if you woke up tomorrow and were a duck. Would you remember how it was to be a person? Would you want to remember?”, John continued. “All I can say to this is: I hope not – on the duck thing. My uncle hunts those. This would make for super awkward Thanksgivings.” Meanwhile Becky read the newspaper, searching out the reports on the asteroid. “You cannot pretend to do biology while actually doing some work on another science.”, Rose insisted as she noticed. “That is like cheating. A weird way of cheating, but still… You should at least cheat on biology with social studies, or history. English or a foreign language would work as well, I guess.” “What are you doing?”, Becky asked back, looked up from the paper and at her friend. Rose pointed to her sketch pad. “Take it in. These are the initial drawings of the cycle of Solomar. You see them here as first mortal before they conquer the world by storm.”, Rose exclaimed. “Looks great.”, Becky said, studying the drawings. “I like this lone heroine. Looks a bit like a barbarian, like as if she was about wrestle with a dragon.” “How do you know that she is a lone heroine?”, Rose asked. “She’s one of yours.”, Becky said. At some point, the time for self-study officially ended. The students packed their things quickly into their bags and were in the midst of storming out. Neil strolled over to Rose and Becky, braving the current of leaving classmates. “Rose, you have a minute? There is something we should talk about. Something important.”, Neil announced. “Important like art, or just like life and death?”, Rose inquired while stuffing her textbook in her backpack. “Or like love?”, Becky added with a side-glance at Rose. Neil hesitated, clearly thinking about a reply. “Super important. This is about the social studies project we did together.”, he explained. “The one we handed in and got a grade? I thought the circle was completed, the fate sealed.”, Rose answered. She then waved Becky a short goodbye as Becky was leaving for English less prepared than she could have been. “Yeah, let´s see about that. I don´t think that it should be sealed. We should talk to Ms. French about the grade. -See you Becky.- Fran agrees with me on that. Let´s meet her now and go to Ms. French.” “Ok. But afterwards it is lunch time. Actually, I think it is lunch time now – but if you insist, I will postpone my meal. I hope you will use this chunk of my life time gifted to you to a proper end.”, Rose stated and grabbed her bag. “Of course. Have I ever wasted my or anybody else’s time?”, Neil replied. Both they then left the classroom and made her way to the Art building and Ms. French´s office. The cafeteria was emptier than usual. Rose and Neil had no problems finding an empty table. “Told you that it would go well. We just had to highlight the amount of work that had gone into the project.”, Neil repeated. “Hm.”, Rose replied and then decided to dig into the pasta instead of expanding on that. “I mean, your contribution was obvious. The illustrations were both bloody and really good. They might have distracted Ms. French a bit. It was her fault, though, as she gave us this particular topic. Thanks for showing up with Fran and me anyway. Now we can be satisfied with the grades.”, Neil said, a fork with food hovering close to his mouth. Rose nodded. “It was a fun project. We should hang out more often. Like we used to in the golden days of our youth. Like, like we used to up until a few weeks ago.”, she added. “Yeah.”, he put down the fork again. “Only… weird without the other two and weird with them now. That was easier before.” “True.” She eyed a suspicious lump in the red sauce. “There is one group-thingy I like and now it is that… weird. I wonder if they thought about what they are doing to us when they… did what they did. Now we are like a family, divorce and all.” “Hah, true.”, Neil exclaimed and then finally took a bite. “Maye we can educate the others and reduce the awkwardness.” “There’s only so much time before everybody moves away for college next year.”, Neil said in a low voice, leaving it open if this was unclear if this was an argument for or against. “Oh.”, Rose grunted. “Maybe we should not have sought to improve our grades then. And we should find a way to drag the ones of the others down. Then we can repeat a year or two or more. Stupid maybe, but happy.” “Yeah… no. Not sure if this would even work.” Neil decided it was time to go over to the dessert. “So this remains an issue for future me an you. It is also for future Becky and John, of course.”, Rose suggested. She discovered that the lump was just an oddly shaped noodle and ate without concern. “Future me and future you, future us, and them too.”, Neil repeated. Both he and Rose lifted their heads, smiled, and listened in anticipation. Instead of music, Becky arrived with a food trey and sat down next to Rose. “Hi. How are you two?”, Becky asked. “We are doomed due to our feelings and the feelings of others.”, Rose declared. “Of course we are. But who are the others this time?”, Becky wondered. Rose sighed theatrically and Neil smirked before shaking his head. After lunch, Rose and Becky had some time before the next class that was not already assigned to any task or activity and went outside. Rose walked directly to one of the battered blue payphones and punched in a number. “Hello, I would like to talk to the Ericsons, please. Yes, whoever of them is available right now… I am their daughter. The other one. Yes… thank you Mr. nurse.” While Rose talked to the bodiless voice in a strange city, Becky settled in the corner made by the phone and the concrete wall of the main building. There was a pause as Rose waited for her parents. Becky imagined how now their names would be called out over PA, how one of them would move through the hallways of the hospital, looking for the next available phone. While she imagined this, Becky looked across the school parking lot and then beyond its chain-link fence at the town across the small straight. It was nestled on that small ragged island with curved bays and towering cliffs with sharp edges. It was a rugged place between the ocean and the mainland. It was as if the town was clinging to a rock among the waves. There were a lot of houses with great views as they were built close to the cliffs. Even greater must have been the view for the cedars. The trees filled still the spaces people had left for them. Some crept very close to the edges and others even hang out a bit over the ocean, just barely hanging on to the rock. And yet they did. They even managed to reach out to the sky. Some storms were strong enough to break them and take them away. But a number of them was still left. Becky had some favourites among these cedars. Old and brave ones she always sought out when she had a minute to look out over her home town. Faster than expected, Rose was connected. She exchanged individual words with one of her parents. By the sound of this, it was her mother. No, Becky decided after three more words, probably it was her dad. “Well but that is good… like, given the situation. Hugh her from me… if, if this is possible. …Yeah. Bye.” Rose hung up. “Well that was… yeah, good. At least she is fine. For the moment at least she is fine. That is a win.” Becky turned towards her friend and nodded, then laid an arm around her shoulders. “Yes it is, Rose. I´m glad she’s doing ok.” John stood, his bike and himself ready to leave, already on the parking lot, a few steps away from the main building. Neil, on the other hand, still fiddled with his padlock, aiming to free his bike, but as of yet unable to make that plan a reality. Then he stopped suddenly in mid-fiddling. “Shit… should take a look and check if Pete has locked the commissary. I guess I should.” Neil wavered a bit. “Yes, should do that.” He let the padlock be for the moment and sprinted back to the main entrance. “Maybe go ahead without me. We can meet at my place. One of my parents is probably home. They´ll let you in. And if it´s my dad, you might get some chocolate milk while you wait.”, Neil said to John over his shoulder. “No. It´s ok.”, replied John. “I´ll wait. Let´s go together.” Neil gesticulated vaguely but then nodded. When he passed the doors and went into the main building, he passed Rose, and both gave each other high fives in passing. Rose then made her way to John. She stopped beside him on the parking lot under the warm sun. “All done for the day?”, Rose inquired. “Yes, all done.”, he reported. “Not just for today even. There is nothing going on tomorrow, right? Besides getting on the bus, I mean.” “True. So you are good and settled for the whole year then. Great!” “You?” “I am done as well. Done and done. Except for the asteroid business, but this is more of an extra credit and in any case something I do more to give a hand to Becky.”, Rose replied. “Look at us. We got all taken care of. So if we were to die now, we leave nothing behind that can further bind us as wraiths to this plane of existence.” “Lucky us.”, John smiled. “Could be an interesting experience to be a wraith, though.” “Nah.” Rose shook her head. “Probably not. Besides, that is something that you can try in the far-away future after dying of old age.” She mustered him. “How is our story going?” “It is going well… I hope. Maybe a few more weeks of work and then it is ready to be rejected like the other ones.” Rose nodded gravely before cocking her head and smiling a bit mischievously. “Well if this is not something to live for.” She was about to add something, but in this moment, Becky drove towards the two. She stopped the car and let the passenger side door swing open for Rose to get in. “Have a good one.”, John said. “See you.”, Rose gave back. “And remember: Always create something that, if aliens from the future would find it as only surviving artefact of our civilization would understand us at least a bit. Picture mankind naked and write about it.” “Will do.”, John said and laughed. Then he and Becky exchanged a smile and a wave, before the girls got into the truck and drove off. John was not alone for long, though. Neil returned right afterwards. “Oh, should have asked her to give us a lift.”, Neil exclaimed. “She’d have done it.” “Of course Becky would have done it.”, John said flatly. “Her pickup even has space for bikes in the back. That would have been great.” “We are not really going in their direction.”, John replied. Neil just shrugged and then went to unlock and unchain his bike. “Could transport at least one caged dinosaur on that truck. God, how I miss that old rusty lady.”, Neil exclaimed. After a brief pause, he added: “I mean the truck. With old lady, I mean the vehicle.” He then finally was able to open his rusty lock and free his bike. He went over to John and both took to their saddles and started to bike down to town. “Think Becky is going to sell her car when she moves for college?”, Neil wondered aloud and very eager to move the conversation forward. “Ask her. But do not take it for free.” As everything failed, there was nothing left but drifting into the cold darkness. All that while the mind raced and tried to imagine the end. A whole world was about to lose itself in the eternal night. The end and the way there would be lonely. Soon it would end, but the time until then was still long. Too long not to fear madness before the darkness. But then there was a little blue spot shining in all the darkness. Maybe this one was hospitable enough, close enough to save a life.

[itzmidzy]

if you had to ship your friends/mutuals with members from nine percent, who would you pair up and why?

!!I don't have many nine percent friends (but I'm workin on it!) ;-; so I'll just list all the stans I know and can write abt! xukun: this goes without question, but of course my lovely @princessyooshiah, the url already gives it away but jess is a literal princess and xukun is a literal prince so ??? (soulmates) jess loves him so much and she's the absolute sweetest thing ever, I only worry that imma have to fight mistre xukun in a dunkin donuts parking lot bc he gonna take my place as the #1 jess stan 😤😤😤yanjun: yanjun I already absolutely adore and he holds a very special, separate place in my heart, and I also happen to have a soft spot for his stans, and it's very dear to me, so my beautiful evanism friends @wlwyanjun, @2huyn, and @iluyanjun all get both his and my love bc they're angels just like their bias and they mean the whole world to me, all around very solid, trustworthy ppl! nongnong: @wooyoungielove ofc bc Asia literally fell for him o n s i g h t and it was the greatest thing I've ever witnessed and I love hearing her rant abt him bc she always havin a good time then even tho rn we sharing Justin I know deep down 😔 nongnong is her main man ziyi: I actually ship @soulmatezico with ziyi (and qin fen :^)c) they both out bein beautiful and doing they best and being iconic, and also bc regardless of who my bias is (bc admittedly I switch up a lot) I always rlly love ziyi, he's just always consistently there and that reminds me a lot of indy, they're both people that are always there and in the middle of things I just stop sometimes and go "damn I really love them" ahhh a lot of the ppl I've already mentioned bias more than one member but I don't have any other designated zhangjing, zhengting, chengcheng, justin, or gui stan friends that I know super well ;-; when I get to know more ppl well enough to write abt them then I could answer these types of asks better!

[intimidating-fettuccine]

Can I request some HCs for omegaverse Fen? Like, how he is with his mate (omega), how he does during s/o's heat... I don't know if this has been requested before, feel free to ignore if it has haha

It's been a long while, so if you aren't familiar with the omegaverse, you can click here for a link to a summary post with information on it

As I said a while ago in the post I made about how he courts you, Offender is an incredibly respectful alpha. He treasures omegas, and he treats you with such kindness and respect and love, and he would never do anything to take advantage of you. He truly cherishes and protects you with all of his might, always scenting you to ward off other alphas, and getting you plenty of gifts, especially for your nest, so that you never have to long for anything. If you wish for any gift, it's yours to have, no questions asked, because he wants to give his omega the best life he possibly can.

When it comes to your heart especially, he makes sure to do the best he can to care for you. He keeps a fridge in your room stocked full with a bunch of food and water to get you through it, he makes sure you have everything you need for your nest, and that you'll be as comfortable as you can be the whole time. Offender doesn't expect to automatically be able to spend your heat with you, and he even asks you weeks in advance what you expect and would like from him. If you'd like him to fully spend it with you and intimately care for you, he's more than happy to do so. If you just want him to be there to hold you, to give you some comforting kisses and snuggles, or even just be in the room with you at a distance, he's happy to do that as well. If you don't want him to spend a heat with you this time, even if he has before, he respects that without question, informing you he'll stay in the house to monitor you for your safety, but he'll leave you with your privacy.

Offender is quite familiar with the abuse and injustice that omegas have to experience, especially considering one of his brothers is an omega, so he gets very protective of you especially, and he tries to be the most respectful partner that he can be. He wants his omega to have the best life possible, and he will help you in any way that he can. If you'd like to be a stay-at-home partner who focuses on housework, he'll make sure to take care of you and get you whatever you desire. If you'd like to work and carve your own path for yourself amongst society as an omega, he supports you every step of the way (and tells you that if any alpha tries to knock you down a peg that you should tell him immediately, and he will absolutely handle that for you.) He truly wants you to have the best life you can, and he won't rest until he's given you that. Gifts, wonderful dates, anything you could ever dream of, no price is too high for the omega that claims his heart. You deserve the world and a little extra on top, and you'll be getting that from him.

[frumentariae]

i was tagged by the ever-lovely @butterscotcheye, thank you so much!! 

rules: answer the questions in a new post and tag 10 blogs you would like to get to know better.

age: 20!

birthplace: southeast maine

current time: 4:17 PM

drink you last had: water

easiest person to talk to: probably my S/O!

favorite song: always changing tbh, lately i don’t really have one in mind?

grossest memory: oh, geez. i have a lot of pretty gross memories, but i dont want to freak anyone out too much?? there was one time where i ate a candied apple and then went in one of those spiny rides at the fair and ended up being sick for like 3 days :(

hogwarts house: slytherin

in love: yeah!

jealous of people: absolutely, but i’m also at least somewhat aware that i have talents and upsides too!

love at first sight or should I walk by you again: i ghostwrote this

number of siblings: one!

one wish: i’m very superstitious and believe a lot in intention/wishes, so i guess my one wish would be for all those i care about to have happy, long lives and for me to get to live to see many with them. i wanna get old with all my friends and family :)

person you called last: uhhhh i think jack, my s/o!

question you are always asked: “how do you pronounce your name?” followed always by at least three gross mispronunciations. it’s not hard guys it’s literally just pronounced “fowst” and thats why i still go by fen because its easier for people to say & also i’m attached to it now

reasons to smile: elephants think humans are cute! and we’re probably not alone in the universe!

song you sang last: oh thats a hard one...i sing along a lot of music, and listen to a lot too. i think it might have been “bird and the worm” by the used?

time you woke up: 11:30...i didn’t get out of bed until 1, though. i’m a disaster & also on april vacation

underwear color: grey!

worst habit: looking up symptoms and working myself into a panic attack (just like right now!)

x-rays: i think i had one like...once? on my foot when it was fractured in 7th grade.

your favorite food: oh man that’s also a hard one. probably mochi?

zodiac sign: pisces!

i’ll tag uhhhh anyone who wants to do this? i don’t wanna bother any of you!

[rainy-apple-autumn]

My Post-Oathbringer thoughts:

LIFT IS TOO GOOD, TOO  A W E S O M E  FOR THIS WORLD

Her interactions with Dalinar were the BEST, and I loved the way she dealt with Nightblood. it was so deevy

Also, when she got hit by that boulder and it snapped her legs, I was physically pained. LIFT DOESN’T DESERVE THIS!!!

I absolutely loved seeing more of Wit in this book. We’ve gotten to see him being helpful before, but in Oathbringer he was downright selfless

That scene with the little girl and the doll???? I’m not crying you’re crying!!!!!

aLSO WHEN HE HUGGED SHALLAN AND TOLD HER THAT SHE WASN’T A MONSTER AHHHHHH

also also that scene where he was first talking to Shallan and making her eat??? Like, he’s such a mom and it’s killing me

ANOTHER ALSO, he has a spren now???? A cryptic, no less??? A part of me was surprised that he didn’t already have one. But now I’m just super excited to see what he does with it

I was REALLY hoping Azure was going to be Vivenna, and now I’m worried because I’m pretty sure it’s not her, but... then... what happened to Vivenna??? If she’s dead I will riot

I actually teared up a little at Rysn’s chapter?? Disabilities are no joke, man, and Brandon Sanderson did a nice job explaining some of the feelings that come along with it.

Every one of Shallan’s chapters was basically me screaming SHALLAN NO! while she ran in the opposite direction, wearing yet another identity, screaming SHALLAN YES!

Her panic attack after nearly dying was OW and I thought that was going to be the worst of it, but then the whole thing with the kid and the food and MY HEART

The way she tells Adolin that he’s marrying 3 different people was ridiculous but also heartwarming

Adolin is going to revive a Shardblade I know it and I’M SO EXCITED

I really, really liked Jasnah in books one and two... but she seemed really off in this book for some reason? I mean, as I understood it, she’s basically never shown affection to anyone, ever, but in Oathbringer she 1) cried when she saw her mother 2) actually stopped to ask Shallan to be honest with her, 3) didn’t kill Renarin and hugged him instead, 4) smiled at Dalinar, 5) was openly crying and mourning at her father’s funeral, 6) got into a heated argument with her ex... and anyways. I mean, those aren’t bad, by any means, and it’s kinda nice to see Jasnah being more open, but it just kinda seemed too rushed and forced and I didn’t love it. 

ALSO! How on earth did Shallan react when Jasnah walked into the room at the end of Part One??? Sanderson just kinda... skipped over that part!?!?! I mean, it almost sounds like Shallan either fainted or that Jasnah just walked in, said hi, and then turned on her heel and walked away, either of which is just super weird

OKAY AND, DESPITE MY OTHER RESERVATIONS, I NEED TO EXPRESS HOW MUCH I APPRECIATE THAT JASNAH IS OFFICIALLY A QUEEN NOW. I MEAN, SHE ALWAYS HAS BEEN, BUT. IT’S OFFICIAL. I’M SCREAMING.

Before this book, I honestly had no idea what the Unmade were or how they worked. And... I still don’t. I mean. They’re spren?? Big spren?? Evil?? Where did they come from?? What are they?? I need to do some serious wiki-searching. I do feel like I have a somewhat better idea, but there’s still a lot of vagueness.

Alright. So, I firmly believe that Elhokar was a cinnamon roll and I really do love him, but at the same time... he kinda makes no sense as a character??? Like, other than the whole “Kaladin wants to kill the king” plot in WoR, it feels like he didn’t serve a lot of purpose. Pretty much everything that he was used for, plot-wise, could have been done by another character. Maybe that doesn’t make a lot of sense? But like, take Elhokar out of Stormlight and I feel like almost nothing changes. So, him dying was pretty eh to me. I mean, what was the point?

AMARAM IS DEAD!! HE’S DEAD!! AHHHH!!

Dalinar basically forgetting about Renarin all the time when he was a kid BREAKS MY HEART

I really like Queen Fen? Nothing more to say here but I really like her

Szeth getting his powers was incredible and I love that he’s officially on the team. 

When he was playing around with his peers and getting hit by dust pouches. That was Very Good

Also his casual respect for Nightblood and pretty much everyone is so pure

I love that Kaladin didn’t have to say the words, in the end. I’m sure that’ll come up in the next book, but like, it’s nice that for once he doesn’t have to save everyone, all the time. 

Also Syl was amazing in this book. I can’t really think of all the things I loved about her, but there was a lot. She’s such a good friend to Kal.

I know a lot of people might argue with me for this... but I actually didn’t love Evi that much. She just felt kinda bland? Nice, definitely! But she felt more like a plot device than a character, you know?

On the subject of Dalinar’s love interests, Navani puts up with so much?? My word

Also, Navani’s fabrials are wonderful and I love that she’s such a subtle, underestimated genius

Okay. and. the way that Odium was finally presented to us was really, really cool. 

I was definitely expecting Odium to be the literal embodiment of hate, but the fact that he’s passion, and emotion, and justice, and all these things that we all kinda consider to be good to some degree? It’s kinda cliche, but I appreciate that it wasn’t so black and white.

But more than that, there was a really strong emphasis on Odium himself wanting to take responsibility for people’s anger and hate. Which seems generous, right? But like Dalinar kinda hints at, taking away guilt and shame robs humans of an essential part of their growth and learning. That’s a fundamentally Mormon idea, and I straight-up fell in love with the way it was presented.

And... those are my thoughts for now. I’m sure I’ll come up with more things to scream about later, but for now I just need to sit in a quiet room and take some deep breaths because WOW. That was intense.

[galadrieljones]

About Me: A to Z

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Rules: Answer the questions in a new post and tag 10 blogs you would like to get to know better.

A- Age: 32

B- Birthplace: Wisconsin

C- Current time: About 5:30pm

D- Drink you had last: Coffee

E- Easiest person to talk to: @thevikingwoman​ and my friend Leah.

F- Favorite Song: Ever?????? That is tough lol. My favorite song at the moment is probably “Supermoon” by Case/Lang/Veirs (@wrenbee you need this lol)

G- Grossest memory: I mean...I’d rather not. lol.

H- Hogwarts House: Gryffindor.

I- In love: Yes. 

J- Jealous of people: I don’t tend to get jealous, but I can get bitter if I feel shafted in situations where I’ve put in a shit ton of work and get minimal appreciation. By this point in my life, I pretty much know what I’m worth at any given moment. So this will put me off badly. 

K- Kids: One toddler! He’s two. And he just learned his ABCs AND “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.” It’s adorable. 

L- Love at first sight or should I walk by again: I feel like real love has to be earned. There can be intense physical and even mental and emotional attraction at first sight. I had this with my husband, absolutely. But it was not love, not really. To me, love is a commitment of the soul. It’s about more than gut feelings. 

M- Middle name: Michelle

N- Number of siblings: One younger sister

O- One wish: I’d like to publish a novel. Like, soon. Also, I’d love to live in a place where my financially established husband and I could afford to buy a house lmfao. I often despise California. 

P- Person I last called/texted: my mother-in-law

R- Reason to smile: My kid, who is currently making a huge mess in our living room, but we just got home from a huge road trip so nobody really has any patience left at this point lol. Also, my cute husband. 

S- Song you sang last: Probably Matchbox 20′s “3am” my husband and I both were just belting that song in the car on the freeway I mean there is nothing more cathartic than peak Rob Thomas when you’re stuck in LA traffic.

T- Time you woke up: About 7:30am

U- Underwear color: hot...pink. :)

V- Vacation destination: Montana. 

W- Worst habit: Procrastination. Leaving piles everywhere. Nail biting. Avoiding my responsibilities.

X- X-rays: dental stuff, and I broke my wrist when I was like nine years old.

Y- Your favorite food: french fries and pizza

Z- Zodiac sign: Aries

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[intimidating-fettuccine]

So if Slenderman occasionally bottoms, like im guessing special occasions..

How does Offenderman feel abt being a bottom? I feel like it is something he needs to happen to him.. Especially if his s/o is a sof dom.

Fen needs to be treated like that sometimes.. So does Slendy

I mean, cmon, Offender needs some praise

And Slender needs to not have to be the one doing the work, he does enough already-

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- 🐺

Offender would absolutely bottom. It honestly makes him feel so cared for and appreciated if his partner wants to lavish on the lustful love and affection that he’s constantly giving to them. Really pamper him and be soft and praise him and just take things slow and love on him for the night, he’ll be a big puddle of love and pure elation.

And as you know I will ALWAYS stan turning Slender into a bottom. The man needs the stress relief