#and it’s break week i can’t do thisssssss

[crowdusk]

NOW WHO THE FUCK IS THISSSSSSSSSS

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immj 16.10.20 lb

blah blah what sari for aarti issues. billionaire gangster's wives, they're just like us!!!!!!

god usmein some integration with that bloody pinjara show also. pass. fwding.

meanwhile idhar bhi wardrobe issues coz ishani has no idea how to dress for a pooja. fwding.

great, using the "maryaada" waala argument to physically intimidate a woman. i fucking hate this garbage trope of taming of the shrew.

maata ko chunni kaun chadhaayega politics.

and demure wife gently beckoning husband to come to mandir. jesus this whole ass ep is out to fucking test me.

family seems on edge about her calling vansh for pooja. masla kya hai??

dadi persuades for choodi ki rasam.

i just finished twisted 2 and this dude is soooooo much better in it. he's allowed to move his face and show emotion, allowed to talk in his natural voice, and it makes suchhhhh a marked difference.

is this even a real rasam, or one of those made-up-for-tellywood type of rasams?

anyway, heavy bedroom eyes he's giving her in front of maata rani. the rasam's already working!!!!

“laal rang suhaag ki nishaani hai. tumhe pata hai dhoke ki kya nishaani hai? khoon. laal khoon.”

aaaaaaaaaaand he ruined the moment.

debating on whether achcha shagun ya apshagun and oh my god i just don't care why can't y'all rein in your psychopath boy so that he didn't break the goddamn choodi in the first place?!?!?!

more cryptic statements. man, you know what, you're really harshing my navaratri buzz. stay the fuck away if you're gonna be like this for all the 9 days.

kaaaand saare karo khud, aur solution poocho maata rani se. yeh achcha hai.

oh, there's some kadwa sach that vansh associates with navaratri. AND YOU COULDN'T TELL HER THIS BEFORE???????

blah blah maa chod ke chali gayi, he is always sad and mad and bad during these days.

doesn't omkara wear this outfit in some ep???????

ayyyyyyyyyyyyy yeh pinjara mein far left waala toh naamkaran waala ali haina??????

vansh aur SEJAL ki bhawar mein??????/ sis, sejal has nothing to do with this. this is all about your other boy toy. you need to decide which boat to put both feet in, coz aise toh......... you’re just gonna get murdered by one of them.

ainvayi ka showdown and idhar udhar ki dhamkis.

riddhima giving another moral science lesson and saying it's navaratri, andar ke buraai ka vinaash kar do, vansh ko khud sab bata do. god bohutttt pakaati hai yeh.

mummy is meeeeeeee. calling out riddhima's stupidityyyy.

vansh ki maa ki painting jalaayi thi; man wtf is even going on in this house, you ppl are all seriously starved for entertainment.

mummy's like you no doodh ki dhuli either, you're fucking him over too. man, can you really blame the guy for being this paranoid about being betrayed???? everyone in this house other than dadi and siya is a fucking snake.

lol riddhima's like wtf is going on, DOES EVERYONE KNOW!?!?!!?

“main poochne aayi thi ki hum pooja mein kya pehne; ab lagta hai kafan hi choose karna padega.”

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo chachiiiiiii

vansh is back to sending everyone weirdass messages again. main hoti toh isko mute kardeti. iska toh poora din yehi chalta rehta hai. who wants bs like this clogging up the phone all damn day?????

iss ghar mein toh saare hi dhokebaaz hain. iske liye yeh roz roz ka karyakram kyun???? just send out a weekly newsletter or some shit, with "Dhokebaaz Of The Week".

ofc, ghoom phir ke sab riddhima ki galti hai. i mean, i agree that she's an extraordinary pain, but kabhi khud ke girebaan mein bhi jhaanka karo kameeno. 85% manhoosiyat tumhi logon ne phailaayi hai.

mummy being a real dumbass and telling everyone all their secrets (that she shouldn’t know) and leaving them wondering how she knows. kabir isn't gonna be happy about this.

vansh playing ms. trunchbull and has called this special assembly coz “kisi ko sazaa deni hai.”

sorry, i will only accept if the sazaa is either a gigantic chocolate cake to be finished in one sitting, or he does a human hammer throw. (*crosses fingers and prays, pls be aryan, pls be aryan*)

mummy is being overconfident. which can only mean that it's her head on the chopping block.

ENOUGH WITH THE DRAMATICS, JUST ANNOUNCE IT ALREADY. OR ARE YOU WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO GIVE YOU A LITTLE ENVELOPE LIKE AT THE OSCARS??????

not at all unnerving to have someone glare at you and say all this shit.

Bitch Barbie is me. so bored outta her minddddddd with this nonsense.

lmao these fuckers happy that they got away.

mummy is like time for me to do some overacting and chadhofy on the RIDDHIMA SUXXXXX train.

but whooooooooops. vansh was talking about you, mommy dearest.

hahahahahahahahaha aryan's“heinnnnn?????” eyes is literally

oufffffffffff draaaaaaaaaaaamaaaaaaa.

i’m really having a blast just watching aryan in the bg.

all this was just about the fucking paintingggggg????? abbe yaaaaaaaaaaaar.

but i thought he hated his mom??? why's he so torn up about her aakhri nishaani??? besides doesn't he have a statue of her???? god, this man is just..... too many fucking issues.

oh, this one seems not very surprised. did she know that mummy was shady???

mummy is also like "arre yaaaaaaaar, it's just about the painting?? lol, nbd."

mummy's like i wanted to tell you the truth about burning the painting but riddhima stopped me from doing it. whut???????? that doesn't even fucking make sense. riddhima is the one who got blamed for it ultimately, why the fuck would she stop you from telling the truth?????

vansh ki akal bhi aaj ghutne mein, that this nonsense is apparently making sense to him. must be breathing all the stupidity air that riddhima exhales.

maata rani ki jhooti kasam. waah bhai waah.

itne mein hi gangster pighal gaya. laanat.

oh shit, mummy ne saari story bataa di. just left out kabir's name as her son. said that she doesn't know where her long lost kidnapped son is.

riddhima like THISSSSSSS BITCHHHHHHHHHHH

oh damn, she put it on riddhima ki she was blackmailing her about this whole secret illegitimate son. godddddddddddd who the fuckkkkk would believe such a dumbass story???

this tall, dark yellow, and dumbass, that's who.

i mean, i wanted vansh to take mummy's side over riddhima's in this particular matter, but ugh NOT LIKE THISSSSSSS.

time for ultimate test of truth: “meri aankhon mein aankhein daal kar dekho!”

i would fail this test even when being truthful af, coz eye contact makes me HELLA uncomfortable. guess i'm always gonna be called a liar.

lmao vansh just straight up closed his eyes and refused to look into hers.

oh god mummy ki overacting has been turned up to a 14.

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

vansh giving the same look at mummy stabbing herself with a trishul that i give when my cat is making suspicious noises in the next room.

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ishqbaaz 16.05.17 lb

yaaaaaaay, my computer isn’t acting berserk today, so here, have all the emojis!!!!!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉

pffffffffft, pinky's now shaming NT for not knowing what a DNA test is. honestly pinky. 🙄🙄🙄

“woh phooldaan ka ganda pani bhi pee gaye!”

LMAO LITERALLY NO ONE TOLD YOU TO THO 😂😂😂😂😂

lol NT is scared that shivaay's going for her kidneys next. 😆😆😆

got the source of shivaay's grabbiness. gets it from his mummeh. 😒😒😒

watch it, tho, pinks moms. not everyone's as responsive to it as your bahu is. 😶😶😶

YOU TELL HERRRRRR NT! 😏😏😏

pinky mom's going off the rails. 😕😕😕

anika bolti hai, toh tujhe problem. nahi bolti, toh problem. pftttt. 🙄🙄🙄

anika is such a weepy wendy these days. i don't like her like this, it reminds me of the days immediately after the wedding, where she was just being a passive cow, always in tears. 😑😑😑

god pleaseeeeeee let shivaay find out pinky is the one behind this, within the week. please!!!! 😩😩😩

ohhhhhh boy. if looks could kill, NT would be a pile of ashes on the ground. 😬😬😬

... look at anika be all MRS. SNOB SINGH OBEROI. 🤐🤐🤐

"ek dum qurbani ki zeenat aman lagenge, kasam se!" lmaooo 

snort, meta reference to nakuul's hrithik resemblance. 😋😋😋

ouff anika, why are you being such a snooty bitch? like ok, she's being crass, but you don't have to act like this, all snobby and... all about the money. there's literally no difference between you and shivaay from the first episodes right now. 😐😐😐

please to notice, NT still has shivaay's watch. she's gonna pocket it, isn't she? 🙈🙈🙈

lmaooooo shivaay's face when walking in on this scene. 😂😂😂

lol @ the weird nose twitch shivaay/nakuul just did 😆😆😆

lmaoooo, i knew it. there goes the watch. 😋😋😋 

"tikiya choti" lolololol 😂😂😂

aaaaaaand anika's hatred and michmichi just got a few notches higher. 😗😗😗

"yeh ghadi nahi, yeh toh shubh ghadi hai!" lol i loveeeee NT, she's too cute! 😂😂😂

yikes, look at anika looming in the shadows. she's learnt a thing or two from daksh! 😧😧😧

"auntyji yeh jo rondhupana aap phela rahi hai na..." my savageeeee queen! 👸🏽👸🏽👸🏽

lol anika's "cockroach!" waala pentra is reminding me of the time khushi started screaming about the "tiljatta"/CACKROACH in the bathroom. 😊😊😊

omfg pinky. honestly, i can't wait for when you get what's coming to you. 👿👿👿

aw mannnnnn, anikaaaaaa. *holds my baby to me* 🤧🤧🤧

GOD, IDHAR INKA ABHI BHI KHATAM NAHI HUA. prinku for fucks sake, smash a beaker over his head and gtfo there! 😠😠😠

waaaah, naak ke saath i'm glad prinku's seemed to have gotten some spine reinforcement surgery done as well. 😌😌😌

ugh fuck you rapey ranveer. die in a fire, thanks. 😡😡😡

(also, fairly sure their track is now going to be like... prinku not being as receptive to ranveer's BS anymore, and ranveer realizing he's in love with her for real. ugh.) 

the lightingggggg of this scene tells meeeee we’re gonna see the forehead kiss we saw in gorky's pic!!!! 😍😍😍

aankhein hai ya batata??? rote hue ko dekh kar pooch rahe ho, RO RAHI HO KYA? 🤔🤔🤔

nahi, mumbai ka paani ka problem singlehandedly solve kar rahi hai. pfffft. 😒😒😒

oh babyyyy girl. you are the best human being in this show's universe. don't you doubt yourself for a second thanks to nikkammi mummy! 😞😞😞

but also, interesting how anika is now having NKK issues. for someone who said it never mattered, suddenly she can't accept the fact that she can be related to someone who she sees as beneath her. now you see where shivaay was coming from, eh girl? 😕😕😕

even more interesting is that shivaay was the one willing to accept NT when he thought she was anika's mom. he wholeheartedly put aside his NKK ideals for anika's sake without a thought. 😌😌😌

"tum sirf meri ho, meri. meri anika." 

excuse me. time for regularly scheduled weeping break. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

*screams from all the feelz and dies* 👻👻👻

GOD CAN YOU JUST FUCKING KISS HER FOR FUCKING REAL??? TAKE MY (ALBEIT, SLIGHTLY DEFECTIVE AND KINDA FULL OF STONES) KIDNEYS INSTEAD OF NAYANTAARA'S. JUST TAKE THEM, BUT JUST LORD, JUST KISS THE GIRL PROPERLY. 😩😩😩

i'm THISSSSSSS close to smashing my already smashed up computer screen from the frustration of it all. 😤😤😤

how we know ranveer is truly a sociopath: he's wearing a... woolen knitwear blazer. in the month of may, in mumbai. where temps are 30+ and humidity is like 80%. 😐😐😐

SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU, YOU BLOODY CREEP. COULD YOU GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF ALREADY? 😒😒😒

lmaooooo omg, he heard me through the screen!!!!!!!!! *in awe of my own magic powers, like anika was of her chamatkaari chutki* 

kood ja behenchod. aaj toh kissa khatam hi kar le. 🙄🙄🙄

lmaooooo, ranveer is like, shit i overcommitted and now i have to deliver, or imma look like a chutiya. 😂😂😂

good riddance. except not. coz she's gonna fall for this shitty stunt of his. as per usual. ugh, prinku. you're the fucking worst. 😤😤😤

ouffff you idiot, why did you have to tell him the truth? just be like YEAH IM GOING TO OFFICE. honestly, the less parents know, the better. 🤐🤐🤐

YUP, SHAKE AND JOSTLE THE PERSON WHO JUMPED FROM THREE STORIES ABOVE, AND HAS INTERNAL INJURIES FOR SURE. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

actually, a good way to kill him faster! do it prinku! FINISH HIM!!!!! 😈😈😈

THIS STUUUUUUUUUUUPIDDDDD GIRL OMG. SHE HAS DUNG FOR BRAINS. COMPLETE DUNG. 💩💩💩

lol where did she get the ganna from? 🙃🙃🙃

LMAOOOOOOO OMG SHIVAAY'S FACE WHEN SHE SPAT IT HAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂

lol of course he doesn't know what ganna is. 🙄🙄🙄

lo, poori ki poori family aa toot padi hai is ek bechaare hospital par.😐😐😐

RIP City Hospital. watch it collapse, not being able to handle the amount of drama the oberois bring with them. 🙈🙈🙈

and calling it now itself that stupid shivaay gets distracted by pathetic prinku's BS. 😒😒😒

arre waah. shivaay has khanna posted here. good that he showed some akal, but we know that mummeh ka shaatir dimaag shall prevail. 😣😣😣

knew it. he's seen prinku and got distracted by her bullshit drama. FUCKING PRINKU. RUINS EVERYTHING. NOT ONLY HER OWN GODDAMNED LIFE, BUT EVERYONE ELSE'S TOO. COULD YOU JUST GO FAR FAR AWAY FROM YOUR POOR OLDER BROTHER(S) AND BEST FRIEND AND LET THEM LIVE IN PEACE FOR 3 DAYS?????? 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠

matlab kya, phone pe awaiiii bol raha tha kya? or is this some kinda nightmare that anika is having? how did the report get switched AFTER he collected it??? 🤔🤔🤔

EITHER WAY, I DON’T CARE. CAN WE GET TO THE INTERESTING BIT OF THIS TRACK, WHICH IS MAHI VE AND KAMEENI AND THE BACKSTORY THERE? LITERALLY NONE OF US CARE ABOUT ANIKA’S FAMILY RN (UNLESS IT’S GAURI WHO TURNS OUT TO BE THE OTHER GIRL.) 😒😒😒