#and it works bc as well established tosh has absolute dogshit taste

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never not thinking about the need for clara and owen (torchwood) to form some kind of club for brown eyed bisexuals who are immortal in mildly torturous ways.... do you have thoughts on the matter

clara's like oh so you're an undead abomination 👀 i like that in a man and owen's like a man? a man? i'm barely a man. i'm barely a creature at all. i'm a sack of meat with a voicebox, some horrific thing that should've stayed in the ground. god has brought me back to punish me and the rest of my torturous existence will be spent dancing for his cruel amusement. every moment i spend upon this uncaring world is agony and an absolute perversion of the proper nature of things. and clara's like 👍 and moves on to trying to rizz up tosh