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crafiet · 3 months ago

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Bowling for soups highschool never ends remains one of the most accurate social commentary songs

#bleh #shitposting #this is just in reponse to people who were hipsters in 2014 trying to pretend theyre werent and that it was cool when i was there watching!!#and it was not

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lynxindisguise · 3 months ago

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#I ordered a filter coffee and then handed the man my travel mug and asked him to fill it up with water #and he thought I wanted him to put the coffee in the travel mug #but I wasn’t paying attention so I took a big ole sip like it was water #and it was not #and now my tongue is very burnt

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lizardmonet · 10 months ago

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I JUST FELL FOR A SCAM LETTER. OH MY GOD. TAKE ME OUT BACK AND SHOOT ME.

#THE WAY IN WHICH I THOUGHT IT WAS THE ACTUAL STUDENT LOANS DEPARTMENT #AND IT WAS NOT #FFS #KILLING MYSELF #personal

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skogfru · 1 year ago

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i went on 4 dates w a guy this year, just because he was born on taylor swift’s bday. okay. i know. but hear me out, that one person my birth chart is ALMOST identical is jake gyllenhaal so… yea i thought this was a total match and i could ruin him

#also that would be fine for his musical career prolly…#thought it may be fun #and it was not #cursed by sag/taurus men this year

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ainawgsd · 1 year ago

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Nurse: *checks blood pressure. Checks BP again* I'm going to go get someone to double check me *leaves room*

Me: well that can't be good

#text post #personal #and it was not #they sent me by ambulance to the nearest emergency room #i felt fine #but all the healthcare workers kept looking at me like i was about to drop #convinced i was having a heart attack or maybe a stroke #all the tests came back normal #but my bp was persistently high #like stupid high #so now im on hypertension medicine #5.5 hours in the er and they still never addressed my primary complaint #which is pelvic issues

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crimsonblackrose · 2 years ago

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Was lured into a bath and body works by a free item no strings attached coupon, and then proceeded to not leave because their Halloween stuff is out, and now, the smell of bath and body works is just a part of me now. I will never know peace. The shirt I bought at a different store also smells like it. This is my life now. A cacophony of intense smells.

#mumblings #I went to return a shirt and thought I'd see if they had one in the right size #they didn't #so I found a different shirt that was cute and was Halloween and was like it's the same style so it should the same price #and it was not #but at that point I had already bothered the same staff person 3 times and was like oh no #so I have a nice halloween shirt that was more expensive than I expected but too cheap to use any of my coupons on #and then because we were there and I had a coupon for a free little bottle of hand sanitizer I thought why not #and I left with six containers of shower steamers because they were on sale and my aunt decided she'd try them and buy them #so technically they're hers but for the house #and I definently spent way too long staring at the Halloween stuff #like they have a light wallflower that is a pale hand holding an apple and it shows a skull #and my halloween loving bird brain (oooh shiny) wanted it #but they're like $20 and don't include the actual sent things #so I was good #but that was long enough to just reek of bath and body works #like for the life of me I cannot even tell what smell is strongest it's just generic #like lush you go in and you smell things and it's like ah yes there's this overpowering sweet scent that lingers #and this I can't even tell you if its sweet or what #it's not awful but I will not know peace until I shower #i didn't notice until now because I was wearing a mask 🤣#our dog came up and just was like ????? and licked my leg like ???? what is this smell #same bud same

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beautifuninthesilence · 3 years ago

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Holy shit the New York jets beat the god damn Cincinnati bengals

#i was sure this game was going to be terrible #and it was not #the bengals are came in 5-2 and the jets 1-6 #and they stunned their asses

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ssilverstreak · 4 years ago

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Words you never want to hear from your mechanic: Interesting Challenge

#aka #this ain't gonna be cheap #and it was not

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itspileofgoodthings · 4 years ago

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BLEGH

#kids are cranky today and so am I lol #they all expected school to be canceled today #and it was not #amazing how that sours the mood #okay I’m going to try to be calm and gracious

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lemememeringue · 4 years ago

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mean jokes that are funny: haha you don't know what number is in this circle bc you're colourblind

mean jokes that are not funny: I'm going to straight up lie to you about what colours are

#mine #why would you think that's something I want to see?? especially since you KNOW I have struggle w unreality #I'm so angry big sis sent me one of those youtube videos that's presented as one of those cool eye tricks #and it was not #lem be colourblind

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tangledstarlight · 4 years ago

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just remembered the vamps did a song with demi lovato and idk why but it’s really thrown me for a loop

#it was like. such a huge thing #everyone was so sure it would be their ticket to 'breaking' the usa #and it was not

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beaniened · 5 years ago

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Apparently I am now at the point where if I see lots of blonde hair and a dark hair in a drawing my brain immediately goes "EraserMic"!!! even if it is not

#this is definitely a thing I just did #and it was not #kind of like how your brain fills in worda after looking at two letters i guess #what doea this say about me #erasermic

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binarutoarchive · 5 years ago

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Just finished all for the game was anyone gonna tell me it was awful or did I really have to read all three books to find it out

#i was like oh its like trc lemme see #and it was not

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marvellouslymadmim · 5 years ago

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As a Louisianian, when I say "meat pie" I mean a totally different thing and I am always a bit sad when I am reminded of how the rest of world is depriving itself.

#basically i played myself #went to the cuban bakery and saw it listed on the menu #got so damn excited bc yeah cubans probably have the closest thing #and it was not #like the filling ingredients were nearly identical but no spice so no joy #natchitoches meat pies for life yall #i can't express how much everyone needs them in their life #and now i done gone and made myself homesick

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minervadashwood · 6 years ago

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I had to call myself a woman today and it was the weirdest thing, and i never want to do it again.

#mdop #it was like..a meeting...and i was like #'well i guess this is fine'#and it was not

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katsidhe · 7 years ago

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13.16 final thoughts

1. Not much happened this episode.

2. Except for Samjamas!

3. Felt mostly focused on Dean one-liners and Sam looking exasperated. I would have liked... a bit more.

4. I’m still not clear on how a vanilla ghost was powerful enough to trap an angel in a bubble reality?

5. I did like how Sam wasn’t willing to get distracted until there were lives at stake. Shows his focus on the current situation—same with him asking how Dean’d had time to make his man cave.

#spn spoilers #spn liveblogging #13.16 #i wasnt expecting this episode to be very deep #and it was not #final thoughts

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