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crafiet · 2 months ago
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Bowling for soups highschool never ends remains one of the most accurate social commentary songs
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lynxindisguise · 3 months ago
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lizardmonet · 10 months ago
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I JUST FELL FOR A SCAM LETTER. OH MY GOD. TAKE ME OUT BACK AND SHOOT ME.
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skogfru · 1 year ago
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i went on 4 dates w a guy this year, just because he was born on taylor swift’s bday. okay. i know. but hear me out, that one person my birth chart is ALMOST identical is jake gyllenhaal so… yea i thought this was a total match and i could ruin him
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ainawgsd · 1 year ago
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Nurse: *checks blood pressure. Checks BP again* I'm going to go get someone to double check me *leaves room*
Me: well that can't be good
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crimsonblackrose · 2 years ago
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Was lured into a bath and body works by a free item no strings attached coupon, and then proceeded to not leave because their Halloween stuff is out, and now,  the smell of bath and body works is just a part of me now. I will never know peace. The shirt I bought at a different store also smells like it. This is my life now. A cacophony of intense smells.
#mumblings#I went to return a shirt and thought I'd see if they had one in the right size#they didn't#so I found a different shirt that was cute and was Halloween and was like it's the same style so it should the same price#and it was not#but at that point I had already bothered the same staff person 3 times and was like oh no#so I have a nice halloween shirt that was more expensive than I expected but too cheap to use any of my coupons on#and then because we were there and I had a coupon for a free little bottle of hand sanitizer I thought why not#and I left with six containers of shower steamers because they were on sale and my aunt decided she'd try them and buy them#so technically they're hers but for the house#and I definently spent way too long staring at the Halloween stuff#like they have a light wallflower that is a pale hand holding an apple and it shows a skull#and my halloween loving bird brain (oooh shiny) wanted it#but they're like $20 and don't include the actual sent things#so I was good#but that was long enough to just reek of bath and body works#like for the life of me I cannot even tell what smell is strongest it's just generic#like lush you go in and you smell things and it's like ah yes there's this overpowering sweet scent that lingers#and this I can't even tell you if its sweet or what#it's not awful but I will not know peace until I shower#i didn't notice until now because I was wearing a mask 🤣#our dog came up and just was like ????? and licked my leg like ???? what is this smell#same bud same
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beautifuninthesilence · 3 years ago
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Holy shit the New York jets beat the god damn Cincinnati bengals
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ssilverstreak · 4 years ago
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Words you never want to hear from your mechanic: Interesting Challenge
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itspileofgoodthings · 4 years ago
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BLEGH
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lemememeringue · 4 years ago
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mean jokes that are funny: haha you don't know what number is in this circle bc you're colourblind
mean jokes that are not funny: I'm going to straight up lie to you about what colours are
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tangledstarlight · 4 years ago
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just remembered the vamps did a song with demi lovato and idk why but it’s really thrown me for a loop
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beaniened · 5 years ago
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Apparently I am now at the point where if I see lots of blonde hair and a dark hair in a drawing my brain immediately goes "EraserMic"!!! even if it is not
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binarutoarchive · 5 years ago
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Just finished all for the game was anyone gonna tell me it was awful or did I really have to read all three books to find it out
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marvellouslymadmim · 5 years ago
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As a Louisianian, when I say "meat pie" I mean a totally different thing and I am always a bit sad when I am reminded of how the rest of world is depriving itself.
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minervadashwood · 6 years ago
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I had to call myself a woman today and it was the weirdest thing, and i never want to do it again.
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katsidhe · 7 years ago
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13.16 final thoughts
1. Not much happened this episode.
2. Except for Samjamas!
3. Felt mostly focused on Dean one-liners and Sam looking exasperated. I would have liked... a bit more.
4. I’m still not clear on how a vanilla ghost was powerful enough to trap an angel in a bubble reality?
5. I did like how Sam wasn’t willing to get distracted until there were lives at stake. Shows his focus on the current situation—same with him asking how Dean’d had time to make his man cave.
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