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✞⛧Drunk Texts from Sevika ✞⛧
[3:47 AM - sevika]
Where the hell are you.
[3:52 AM]
I can’t find my keys.
Did you move them?
Don’t lie to me.
[4:03 AM]
Okay. I found them. Never mind.
You left the light off in the hall. Almost fell.
Trying to kill me or something?
[4:15 AM]
You’re probably asleep.
Good. Stay that way.
I’m coming home. Don’t get mad if I wake you up. That’s on you.
[4:18 AM]
Forget what I said.
You better be awake when I get there.
[4:32 AM]
I miss you.
Don’t tell anyone I said that.
Delete this message.
[4:40 AM]
I’m outside. Open the door.
Wait. Don’t open the door.
I got it.
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[1:15 AM - Sevika]
yo. you up?
wait i kno ur up
u alwasy wait 4 me lol loser
miss me?
[1:17 AM - You]
You just left two hours ago. Are you drunk already?
[1:18 AM - Sevika]
pfft no
im fine. like FINE fine
everybody herez lookin at me
prolly think im hot
[1:19 AM - You]
Or they’re staring because you’re typing while glaring at them. Be nice, Sevika.
[1:21 AM - Sevika]
u kno me im so NICE
just told sum guy id break his jaw
he looked at me FUNNY
…or maybe his nose idk he left fast lol
[1:22 AM - You]
Sevika. Stop scaring people.
[1:25 AM - Sevika]
nah. scared ppl r funny
bt not u. ur cute. like a bunny. lil bunny. my bunny.
u wanna sit on my lap again? bet u do. bet ur blushing rn.
[1:26 AM - You]
Sevika, you’re ridiculous. Are you drunk flirting with me? You live here. Just come home.
[1:29 AM - Sevika]
no im GOOD HERE.
this chair is kinda comfy but not like MY CHAIR. u kno the one i let u sit in.
U BETTER NOT BE IN MY CHAIR RN
[1:30 AM - You]
…I’m in your chair right now, actually. Feet up and everything.
[1:32 AM - Sevika]
wHAT THE FUQ
DISRESEPCTFUL AS HELL
im takin ur chair privlages when i get home.
wait r u waitin 4 me in my shirt 2?
[1:33 AM - You]
I’m literally in your shirt AND your chair. You gonna do something about it or just keep texting like a drunk idiot?
[1:35 AM - Sevika]
ok LISTEN u lil gremlin
ur gettin kidnapped when i get back
ur goin STRAIGHT to my bed. no more chair 4 u.
u think im jokin? bet.
[1:36 AM - You]
Oh no, whatever will I do? Guess I’ll just have to wait here like the little bunny I am.
[1:38 AM - Sevika]
stop bein cute im tryna be mad >:(
also ur def not a gremlin ur MY bunny
fine im comin home rn
…after one more drink
[1:40 AM - You]
If you come home smelling like beer and trouble again, I’m locking you out.
[1:41 AM - Sevika]
lmao ok but then who’s gonna carry u to bed?
face it baby u need me. luv u but dont tell anyone i said that.
[1:42 AM - You]
I’m screenshotting this.
[1:44 AM - Sevika]
delete that or ur grounded
also open the door when i get there
i lost my keys.
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[12:56 AM - Sevika]
yooo
why iz the floor so sticky in here
feels like im walkin on a damn flytrap
someone buy me new boots rn
[12:57 AM - You]
That’s because you keep going to The Last Drop, Sev. Why don’t you ever drink somewhere normal?
[12:59 AM - Sevika]
cuz i own this place
kinda
like spiritually
everybody knows me here
bartender just gave me a free shot for “looking scary”
i think that’s a compliment
[1:01 AM - You]
It’s… something. Are you already drunk or just being you?
[1:03 AM - Sevika]
im DRINKIN rn duh
but im fine like always
bet i could arm wrestle half the bar and win rn
u think i should? for fun?
[1:05 AM - You]
No, Sev. Please don’t break someone’s arm again. Last time you did that, you came home with their wallet as a “souvenir.”
[1:08 AM - Sevika]
lmao i forgot about that guy
he cried like a baby
funniest night of my life tbh
i’ll bring u a new souvenir tonight if ur lucky
[1:10 AM - You]
I don’t need any “souvenirs,” Sev. Just come home in one piece.
[1:12 AM - Sevika]
pfft u worry too much
like a lil wife or somethin
wait
r u my wife??
we shud get married rn. i’ll find a guy to do it
[1:14 AM - You]
Sevika. No. Don’t get married at The Last Drop. That’s not even legally binding.
[1:16 AM - Sevika]
ur no fun. but u kno wuts fun?
thinkin about u
and ur face
ur face is stupid cute
[1:17 AM - You]
How drunk are you right now? Be honest.
[1:19 AM - Sevika]
uhhhh
like 3 beers and 2 shots worth of drunk
and one guy’s dumb enough to bet me i can’t throw a knife at the wall n hit the same spot twice
[1:20 AM - You]
SEVIKA NO.
[1:22 AM - Sevika]
relax babe i won the bet obvi
made 20 bucks
and the guy is buyin me another round
u married a genius
[1:23 AM - You]
I didn’t marry you. Yet. But keep this up, and I might leave you for someone safer.
[1:25 AM - Sevika]
lmao shut up u love me
im sexy AND scary
also i jus told some idiot to stop lookin at me
…or maybe he was lookin at my drink? idk
[1:27 AM - You]
You’re the reason we can’t have nice things. Now come home before you start a bar fight.
[1:29 AM - Sevika]
but if i don’t start fights who will??
jk i’ll finish my drink
n maybe stop at that sandwich place on the way home
u want anything or nah?
[1:31 AM - You]
Yes, get me a sandwich. And try not to scare the cashier this time.
[1:33 AM - Sevika]
no promises babe
but i luv u
dont wait up
unless u wanna be awake when i get there ;)
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#arcane#arcane sevika#sevika#sevika arcane#sevika headcanon#sevika imagine#sevika x reader#sevika x y/n#sevika x you#sevika story#i want her sb
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Logan and his... "Quirks"
Everyone is a lil weird. Logan is no exception
Some nsfw headcanons below the cut, it gets weird yall. some are tame. the rest are questionable. You're gonna ask me why i was thinking about it. you don't want to know
he CANNOT sit farthest away from the door. he has to be between the door and you. yknow in case of threats
feel like he would hate microwaves. idk why, i think he would extremely distrust the idea of food being heat up by radiation (Even if it wouldn't affect him?). he cooks everything by hand.
Don't let him catch you heating your food by microwave. He'll get pissy. then he'll make your food by scratch
uses phrases that were popular like 100+ years ago that no one knows. you've had to google some of them to figure out what the hell he was talking about
he taps his fingers alot. against a table, his leg, on you. it's an anxious thing
he doesn't laugh much but when he does it's loud, hes the epitomy of the word "guffaws" bc he's so loud. most of the time when you hear him "laugh" its a quiet chuckle. it's quite joyous to hear Logan across the mansion laughing
logan, as much as he acts like a wild man, is fairly neat. like, weirdly neat about his stuff. well- stuff he cares about. his jacket, his cigars, beer, maybe a few things you gave him. he doesn't need much.
this one isn't so weird, more cute- but he loves when you pet his head. only when it's just you two though
his nails grow faster than an avg person. He constantly has to clip them. BUT he does at least make sure to clean them up
i should add that logans is obv known for calling everyone bub, and gives nicknames to everyone
(he'll call you every petname in the book)
has to have his bed made in the mornings. he gets weirdly cranky if he or you don't make the bed and it's messy when going to bed that night (the man leaves his dirty laundry all over the room but doesn't like his bed not being made???)(nesting...)
hates the smell of incense (too strong) but he doesn't mind a few of the vanilla smelling candles. or the outdoorsy type ones
def will pick up new hobbies at random and then drop them (ahem i do that to)
doesn't finish his beer. he'll have a little left and go open a new one anyway
he acts like he's so gruff but he's actually like so polite about things when in someones house/the mansion. it takes you aback how nice he'll be. (x2 logan was just a bit stress don't worry about him raiding bobbys parents fridge)
ill add his fear of flying in here too
honestly he probably just doesn't like heights in general. he'll do it, go in tall buildings, planes, all of that (as well as we all seen) but don't catch him sightseeing out of the 70th floor of the skyscraper yall are in
he probably likes to wear all those layers because he doesnt let his hair grow out like he could. have you seen how much hair he can get? he keeps himself trimmed for you (if you want to call it that). the layers protects from the cold he gets from not being a hairy beast (let him be hairy)
oral fixation... i'll put this in nsfw
this isn't really weird...but he's able to sit in silence for a long time. just watching the view (you)
hes not an early bird. he'll get pissy if you are, because he wants you in bed with him. (people gotta work logan...)
leaves a clean plate of food. he doesnt like waste.
likes to grab you. hes gotta be holding onto you. even if he's single he's gotta be doing something (smoking, tapping his foot, leaning on someone), when he's with you though, you're his grounding.
NSFW
will drool during sex. he tries to control it. sometimes you feel too good though-
gets incredibly horny after missions. good luck.
also when after he goes into a burst of rage. good luck with that too
honestly he just has a high sex drive. he's a bit of a freak. it's not every time but rarely does he not get hard around you- at the scent of you
The moment you wake up in the morning, logan tells you "your period started" before you even have a chance to even fully wake up, only to realize that indeed you did start your period
he could smell it
dude is really intense about smelling
when it comes to you though he's REALLY intense about it. you know how dogs are when they smell you after you come home. logan is no different
can and WILL smell your armpits and feet if he gets the chance. it may gross you out but shits heavenly to him because thats where you smell the strongest. if you don't let him smell you he'll go for the laundry
your neck too
the man leaks so much pre-cum just at the thought of you. you'd think he came right there in his pants
does not care about you walking into him in the bathroom. he has no shame
honestly id think he'd like footjobs. not because he's got a feet thing- but like feet is where your strongest smells come from and if you...do that. his thang will smell like you
will eat you out and do you on your period btw. no shame
i don't think logan will say no to much in bed, except for the really disgusting ones, or the ones inviting other people in. he's not going to share you, or himself.
definitely has a thing about mounting you. he doesn't do it all the time but sometimes he'll lose himself and next thing you know is biting your neck and thrusting you doggy style, grunting and whining, and he won't stop till he's satisfied. the others have expressed worry over the deep teeth marks in your neck (Is he trying to maul you? - Scott)
doesn't like washing the bed sheets after you two do your thing. will complain but you have to bc you both are fairly active together in that department and you do not need your bedsheets become solid like rock. he just likes the scent :(
loves it when you lick his hands/knuckles
i think we all agree, the claws COME OUT when he cums. hes extremely careful about his hand placement bc of this.
back to oral fixation. if he doesn't have a cigar, toothpick, gum, his next best thing is you.
will SUCK on your skin. hard.
This is all i got for now, some probably really aren't a quirk but my brain was just typing what I could think of...might make more. Feel free to reblog and add your own!!
pain kink. a bad one. we all agreed on this i believe.
You know how animals have displays to attract mates? Logan is no different. When hes in the mood, hell puff himself out to you, do things he thinks youll like. I mean, i suppose avg males do this too but logan gets repetitive over it until you notice.
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Let me make it up to u - Fred weasley
₊˚ ✧ ‿︵‿୨୧‿︵‿ ✧ ₊ ˚ ☁️💌☁️ ₊˚ ✧ ‿︵‿୨୧‿︵‿ ✧ ₊˚₊
Kinda enjoying to write fluff one shots these days..weird..
Summary: You catch Fred talking to Angelina in a place not visited often so it brings misunderstanding with it.
☁️ Fluff one shot ☁️
˚˖𓍢ִ໋☁️✧˚.💌༘⋆˚˖𓍢ִ໋☁️✧˚.💌༘⋆˚˖𓍢ִ໋☁️✧˚.💌༘⋆˚˖𓍢ִ໋☁️✧˚.💌⋆˚˖𓍢ִ໋☁️✧˚.💌༘
Fred and you were dating for 10 months so almost a year. Since the Yule ball you became more in love with each other.
After class you were making your way up to the tower to enjoy the nice view and some peace. It was rare that people went up there but you needed that and it was your favorite spot to hang around even with Fred.
Finally up there you raised your head just to see Fred talking to Angelina. Your heart stopped. You almost couldn't believe that it's real life.
You stood there frozen for almost two minutes. They didn't notice you after you grabbed onto the railing of the stairs, feeling like you gonna pass out in a second.
They gave you a shocked look. You were good at holding your tears back while giving Fred an look of absolute desperation and devastation.
"Y/n.." Fred whispered before you turned around, running down the stairs with tears escaping your eyes.
He immediately left Angelina to run after you.
'Y/n wait!' He called after you but you ignored him. You just wanted to be alone, not wanting to see him.
'It's not what you think it is!' He continued trying.
You ran out of the castle getting few looks even from Harry and his friends.
'Oh no..That smells like trouble..' Hermione said to the round.
You hid behind a big stone and sinked to the ground, just crying while the wind was blowing through your hair.
Fred was quick enough to see where you hid and went to you without hesitation kneeling in front of you.
'Y/n please let me explain..' He placed his hand on yours which was wrapped around your knees.
You pushed his hand away and looked at him with red, tears filled eyes.
'There's nothing to explain, Fred..I saw you with her alone away from others..' You stood up ready to leave but Fred grabbed your arm, moving his hands to your shoulders.
'We were just talking...About you actually.." He said calmly looking into your eyes. He clearly felt guilty, continuing: 'I thought talking face to face in a place filled with people would bring false suspicion..Clearly I was wrong and I'm so sorry if it seemed like I betrayed you..You know I would never, my love..' He placed his two fingers under your chin, stroking your cheek with his thumb, moving your chin up to let you see his soft smile.
'I wish I could trust you but..' a tear ran down your cheek.
His smile disappeared immediately and turned to a worried look.
'But I don't know if I can trust you..It seemed-' Fred cut you off. 'I know it looked like I was betraying you but I swear that's not the case..'
He took a few steps closer to you.
'What were you discussing about me then and what would she know? We aren't even friends..'
You looked up at him, still resisting his touch so he gave you some space and put his hands into his pockets.
'Well..You know I never had a girlfriend nor were interested in any girl but I still wanted to spend a nice day with you..take you on a date so..' He struggled a little, feeling slightly embarrassed about it but then looked back at you.
'So I asked her what girls like to do on a date and she gave me some ideas..We decided on one..Well I won't tell you cuz I want it to be a surprise but you should know that I'd never betray you..I can consider myself the luckiest guy on this planet..I wouldn't ruin it like that.'
Fred carefully took your hand and gave it a kiss like a gentleman.
You finally stopped crying but Fred reached up to wipe your from tears wet cheeks.
'I'm really sorry, baby..Can you please forgive me?' He asked.
You nodded. 'Yes I can..'
He gave you a smile and pulled you into a kiss. The both of you closed your eyes, enjoying your lips on another.
You had your hands placed on his chest while he had his on your waist. After kissing he pulled you into a hug.
'Let me make it up to you..Let's go on a date tomorrow by sunset.' He suggested.
'Sure let's do this.' You smiled while looking up at him. All happy and giggly again.
'Love to see you smiling again.' He smiled and the two of you returned to the castle.
The next day in the evening, Fred lead you hand in hand to the place next to a big tree, where the two of you could have some privacy.
You didn't know what he had planned until you saw everything prepared.
The date idea from Angelina was a picnic. One of the most romantic date ideas. You loved it. You couldn't stop smiling while holding onto his hand.
Next to the food on the blanket laid a bouquet of your favorite flowers. It was absolutely beautiful and you immediately threw yourself around his neck hugging him. He loved seeing you this happy and it was a great apology for what happened yesterday.
#Harry Potter#hp fandom#fred weasley#fred weasley x reader#hp imagine#Harry Potter imagine#hp fanfic#George weasley#ron weasley#fred weasley imagine#weasley twins
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Hi there! It’s been a few days but I’m back. Twitchcon has been fun, huh? In the spirit of the Dream and Friends panel, my question today is less of a question and more of a request. Shout out another blog, whether they’re a beloved mutual or someone you’ve never spoken to but just think is cool, and say something nice about them!
-🐝
Hello lovely anogie I hope you enjoyed all the twitchcon content :D
A person I think is awesome on here that I've been mutuals with for ages but don't really talk to very often is yumi @mahikamihan . Hai yumi :3 I love your cute doodles and I think you really try to make your blog and dtblr by extension a nice and welcoming place for everyone, and you genuinely want people to have a good time and are just one of the sweetest people around here and I respect you a lot for that and I love seeing you around on the dash!! ^_^
#like if dtblr was a small village her blog would be the house you walk past and with a pie and flowers on the windowsill#and it smells nice and just is nice. u get me#shoutout to u too anon i think your questions are really neat and its nice of you to take the time to send them to so many people <3#asks#🐝
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my neighbour below me got ‘locked out’ of his flat (the literal door handle broke lol) & he rang my buzzer & asked if i had a screwdriver so i went down there & was like omg hello owo here’s ur driver & i met him for the first time & he is indeed a boy 😭😭 so i was helping him by providing moral support i.e. offering to help him cut the door down as i’ve a saw, & then i remembered alllllllll the fuckin chicken wire i’ve left over from trying to make gloria a lid & we managed to make little hooks & fish out parts but it turns out the turning mechanism is what broke not the bolt so we just had to. turn the lil washer in front 😭😭😭
#stream#he was out there for like 2hrs total & i went there like after 30 mins 😭😭😭😭#ALSKALKSLAKSKKSLS he’s so fucking funny i was looking in his room like WHAT U HAVE A CHANDELIER ??? UR DRAPES ACTUALLY WORK ????? AND UR#BLINDS ???? 😭😭😭😭 ALSKALKSLAKSLAKSLAKSLAKS#but to be fair he had black mould so bad that it literally. ate his wall & they had to remove the whole internal wall ALSKALKSALKSLKSALALALA#BUT HE DOESNT HAVE A WINDOW IN HIS BATHROOM SO. HE GETS ANY PRIVACY AT ALL.#there are 3 ‘rooms’ in my house the main portion that’s the bedroom then there’s a door to the kitchen & then on the other side of the#kitchen is a door to the bathroom#there’s 2 windows in the bedroom 1 on each half & then there’s a window in the kitchen that looks directly at the bathroom door & then in#the bathroom there’s another window that looks into the bathroom ALSKALSKLAKALASLAKSLAKSLA#like 😭😭😭😭#I LITERALLY HAVE NO PRIVACY THERES A REASON I HAD TO MAKE THE ROOM DIVIDER OTHER THAN TO SPLIT A BEDROOM#it’s so funny to me but still i love the amount of light that the flat gets#it’s very nice i mean yea the sun goes down at 4.30 but for all the time it’s out im getting solid sunlight in here it’s lovely#‘house’ my glorified studio#idk i don’t like the word ‘home’ for a domicile#like it’s not ‘home’. i’m not home. home is texas lol#take me back to the SWAMP#i still think abt a few months ago when the shitty uni halls were pressure washing everything bc My Birds shit EVERYWHERE & it felt like#mould & dirt#smelled like#& wet & earthy & just omg i was soooo happy it smelled sooo NICE i loved it it was just like being home#it made me so happy
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Guys guys
I have something very important to say
Oh boy you're almost there
OH SHOOT YOU'RE VERY CLOSE
AllllllllMOSTTTTTT
THEEEEERREEE
ANNNNNNND STOP!
Are you ready?
Good
Cuz u smel
>:]
#get pranked#i hope u crying 。°(°¯᷄◠¯᷅°)°。#i stole your car btw#I'm just kidding tho you smell very nice today#please don't call the police on me#i just escape ;-;#I'm very hungry now#okay i go to sleep
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sometimes it’s late at night and you’re cleaning your room and you come across a few old black and white photos of a young girl and you stare at them for a long minute wondering how on earth they got lost in an old Kroger shopping bag with an unopened pack of cigarettes and a receipt dated 2017.
and you look at the girl in the pictures sat on the floor of someone’s home you don’t recognize, smiling and playing with a set of keys and a tiny part of you feels like it recognizes her but you aren’t sure.
and you flip the pictures over hoping to find some sort of annotation that would give you context and all you find is the year 1964 stamped in tiny font along the edge.
and you flip them back over and time stands still as you realize that the recognition you feel is because she looks so much like you once did and next thing you know your hands are sweating and shaking and you have to sit on the floor because you’re crying so hard because it hits you all at once that you’re looking at your mother.
#hey Siri play In Color by Jamey Johnson for me please#music stuff#you should’ve seeeeen it in cooolllloor#Seven.txt#Seven’s Public Diary#normal Sunday night behavior#me? up all night hyperfocused on cleaning out my depression cave to achieve a sense of change and accomplishment -#- and ignoring every other aspect of my life including abandoning time sensitive tasks lest i get distracted and lose all motivation???#more likely than you think!#i’ve been at this since new years and i’m only like. halfway done. Gods help me#like i don’t mean ‘cleaning’ as in doing some light dusting. i mean there’s junk and trash piled 2/3rds of the way to the ceiling#when i call this room my depression/mental illness cave i Mean it#but no longer. i shall finally return this room to an acceptable state for the first time since. uh. 2022? i think?#i found a plastic container of dates buried under some laundry and the sticker says they’re from March of last year lmao#i forgot about those/thought i threw them away. but they were thankfully sealed so well that they hadn’t drawn any bugs#and oddly enough hadn’t even visibly molded/gone bad. but i didn’t open them up for a smell test i just chucked ‘em in my giant trash bag#i’m finding all kinds of shit i forgot i even had which is nice but it’s also distracting me like those pictures did#i’ll have to show them to her and ask her about them tomorrow#and ur probably like ‘u found old pics of a girl that looks like you why didn’t you immediately recognize ur own mom’#and 1. there’s countless pics of countless old relatives around this house that i barely/don’t recognize and never even met#and 2. i’ve barely ever seen any pics of my mom from such a young age so i have no images to reference in my mind#and it just fucked me up bc. i don’t look like her anymore. i only see Him in the mirror. but i Used to look like her. i’m turning into him#and i fucking hate it so much. i don’t like that she looks at me and sees him. great now i feel sick.#anyways thats enough reminiscing i need to get some water and food in me and get back to cleaning. i shan’t rest until i’m satisfied#well. my period + depression combo kinda Did make me rest which is why it’s taken 5 days but still. the horrors persist but so do i#it’s not just for the sense of accomplishment tho. i also need to move the 75gal tank out of the living room thanks to the floor situation#so i’m trying to make room in my room for it since it has the newest & strongest floor. i just need to find a level spot thats big enough#my back is gonna be so fucked after all this cleaning that i’ll have to rest for a fucking week before moving that heavy ass glass box#i hate moving big aquariums it makes me so anxious. and i literally don’t know if i’ll have anyone capable of helping me#so it might not even happen and it’ll just have to sit empty in the living room forever. but Maybe he can/will help me
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florist roses having no scent is actually so messed up. we bred the roses to look "perfect" and last a long time and but they have lost The thing that people have loved them for the most for thousands of years. now when u smell a boquet of roses all you can smell is the chemical scent of plant food unless they're actual garden roses. there's a metaphor in here somewhere
#roses are my favorite flower but if anyone ever wanted to buy me flowers i would hate to get roses#bc they straight up smell like chemicals#carnations at least smell nice#but if u want fragrant roses you better be buying a designer wedding boquet or something or grow them yourself lol#insane insane insane#how did we let it come to this#roses went from the most romantic flower to the most boring artificial flower and we just let it happen 😭#nobody even talks abt this but it haunts me#valentine's day always reminds me how much i hate florist roses lol#a rose by anyother name might actually smell sweet <3#anyway i see a scentless boquet of roses for an outrageous price and im ripping and killing and biting etc#why do we insist this is the pinnacle of romance lol#this has been a shitpost#anyway the reason u can get nice ones for wedding boquets is bc they only need to last a short time#but why dont we prioritize the scent of the others 😭#also im just being nitpicky but i dont like the look of technically perfect roses i think that was made up to favor a less delicate shape#i dont have a solution for this btw besides saying i would rather have roses that smell nice than last longer#and if u couldn't preserve and ship them as far that would actually benefit local growers in more regions instead of importing 99% of roses
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anyone else here got the specific mental & physical illness combo where you neglect and forget about and fail to notice basic household tasks to the point that sometimes when you finally go to do the dishes there's a Fascinating Smell in the sink so overpowering that it makes you puke.
#asking for a friend.#a friend who left wet spaghetti in her garbage disposal drain for like 5 weeks.#i'm not even freaked out by mold but oh my god the smell. there is so much in my lungs rn.#considering getting out the heavy-duty wildfire respirator we have (due to asthma risks) bc OH MY GOD.#i ran the disposal and rinsed the drain and it got rid of it for a sec but now it's BACK AND GETTING WORSE SOMEHOW#GIRL WHERE ARE YOU SPEAK TO ME#unsanitary#gonna end up like 'i spent 2 hours cleaning today' 'oh wow the house must look so nice!' 'i was literally just removing biohazards'#mold m#anyway. if youre so inclined. go check your sink drain for old food. could save future u's nose
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okay I severely misjudged spaghetti guy he’s actually just really cool
#okay so I came to this flat and he wasn’t here. greeted by a very dirty flat with shit all over the kitchen counters over cling film#I meet first my other flatmate who told me he stays in his room constantly bc of previous bad flatmates#has literally just a saucepan and some salt in the kitchen. so I’m like okay spaghetti guy potentially not great but could just be#how this guy is yknow#on Tuesday I get an email back saying he’s coming back from Norway tonight looking forward to seeing you feel free to use the kitchen sauces#rlly friendly message that I wasn’t expecting. I also didn’t know he’d been on a trip i just knew he wasn’t there bc his door was open#(to a REALLY nice room. multiple rlly nice plants (which he has little care labels for!!!) and it’s tidy and pretty#and he’s got a sheep teddy on the bed)#meanwhile I am in my own head bc I don’t wanna cook in the kitchen until I can clean it and I can’t clean it without moving his shit and#I haven’t seen him yet to talk abt it and I can’t bring myself to talk to him immediately bc I’m dying#and embarrassed as hell by how I’ve been cooking in my room with a microwave and air fryer (loud) and sneaking my shit out of the kitchen#but then yesterday I DO talk to him!! and he’s super friendly!! actually interested in having a conversation and Good at it.#and then he’s cooking and like. spaghetti burns but I’m not there for long and seems to be a mistake (he made the same thing for lunch today#and did Not burn the spaghetti) and is otherwise clearly competent bc the food smells Good and despite leaving a few things out it’s like#washed up stuff isn’t dirty and the sides are better despite still under cling film. more a case that he’s spread out than he’s messy#and now today we talked and i offered to hold onto some shit over summer bc complicated situation that boils down to he’s flying back home#and he cant take all his stuff and had to choose between chucking stuff/having literally nothing this weekend. like sleeping on the sofa etc#and then cleans the whole flat?? which I’m assuming a good chunk is his mess? but he did not need to do that. could’ve easily left#bc there are two people still living here who would’ve had to deal with it and he doesn’t know either at all#and THEN tonight we talk abt food which is fun bc we both ordered stuff. and he offers me some honeydew melon bc he’s been gorging himself#these past two days to finish it before it goes bad/he leaves which is also really sweet#and JUST NOW. I take my headphones out after finishing dinner and hear the sweetest fucking guitar#he plays the gentlest like dreamy sounding acoustic guitar I’ve heard in my life in his room (door closed by the time I leave)#this is actually just a really cool dude#now that the kitchens clear I’m gonna cook tomorrow and will probably offer him some bc otherwise he’s gonna be eating out all weekend#he has extra takeout for tomorrow night but might want smth Sunday#regardless I am just. huh??? left a bit stunned bc of the u turn my opinion of this guy has taken. bc my opinion of him was a reflection#of my discomfort moving to this weird dirty basement flat with two people I didn’t know#well. idk where to go from here. I think I’ll start by talking to him more this weekend. bc holy fucking shit.#luke.txt
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wellll everything could be worse.. at least we're not stranded in the arctic for years on end with lead poisoning and a Beast out to get us 😌
#watched another ep of the terror w my roomie.. qhat a stressful show lucky im too zonked so its going over my head#shes alrwady seen so shes trying not to spoil it for me its my first time 😭#i think she might be getting a cold too. so maybe we're both just coming down w smth and thats why we're so tired#not just med crash but the fog was sooo bad i keep not being able to finish sentences and slurring my speech#luckily shes familiar enough to get the gist of what imean when im so out of it anyway so its okkkk#but ahhh..if its bad again tomorrow ill probably still be able to get through movje night i can watch from bed#but might have to miss the gym :-((( we'll see how it goes maybe itll be okay#mayhe ill take 20/20 again on thurs just so i can go.. ah i dont know we'll see we'll see#whenever i hit this stage of tiredness or illness i always just wanna cuddle so bad too ahhhh#tryung to stay focused on qhat shes saying but she kept putti g her hands in her hair and i could smell her nice shampoo#like okayyyy when is itmy turn to stroke your hair im sitting so nicely here#ahhhh okay im crazy im going to sleep#i do need to be brave and ask if we can ljke hug more sometimes or something though ahh i miss being physically affectionate with anyone#and itskind of big for me like verbal affection js nice but im more of a physical person even if i dont allow myself to express it!!!!!#and i just dont want to cross boundaries or anything or get called needy again. but so what if i am needy nothing wrong eith that#anyway to bed before i start embarrassing mysrlf goodnight everyone i love u muah#.diaries
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i saw this video on instagram and i wanted to tell you i love your tan skin so much it’s so pretty baby my pretty baby mi amor
AND WHAT IF I CRY HUH ?????
#do u know#that its practically THE beauty standard here to be light skinned ???#i quite LITERALLY grew up being told “oh ur skin looks lighter” as a compliment#ppl used to tell me (n still do) stuff like “oh tachi ur skin looks tanner than before” in such a weirdly regretful-ish tone like it was BA#n like my family rlly likes going to the beach n i used to ONLY wear longsleeves n leggings or basically anything to cover#bcuz i didnt wanna get tanned ???#most of my relatives r light skinned cuz they use so many whitening creams/lotions/products ??#n i always refused to use them bcuz the whitening soaps didnt smell as good as normal soap n it made my skin feel dry#n all the celebrities n my friends n everyone used to just *dream* of being light skinned n it was so weird#ive heard ppl say “shame she'd be so pretty if she wasnt dark skinned” like ?!??!#that was so fucked up n im glad im comfy in my own skin now#and ofc comments like that dont affect me know#n i do genuinely think morena/brown skin girls r beautiful#bcuz ik its only a product of like Filipino mentality or just asian beauty standards in general#but yk i nvr rlly expected u to like ???? yk#idk it feels good#it feels nice#idk i just love u n u hit a lil close to home n i love u yk ??#but yeah#i love u mahal <33#thankyu for that :))#tfshouldianswer
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I LOVE THIS SO MUCH OMYGOD ITS SO TENDER AND SWEET AND JUST THE BEST EVER YOU REALLY DO ALWAYS COME UP WITH THE BEST LITTLE SCENARIOS AND IM GEN KIKCKING MY FEET GIGGLIGN RN
after-shower hair-care | boyfriend!wriothesley x fem!reader
wriothesley blowdries your hair after you take a shower. (he's hopelessly in love with you).
(´• ω •`) ♡ the only fem pronoun in here is 'ma'am' <3
you sit between wriothesley’s knees, head slumping into his lap as he cards his fingers through your hair. the blow dryer is warm and so are his hands as he dries the damp strands, fingers gentle as he massages oil onto your scalp. you’re drifting in and out of sleep, stirring slightly when you feel his hands move to caress the curve of your cheek.
“my turn, babe.”
you shuffle, turning to face him, vaguely noticing that he’s tied your hair up in a claw clip.
“wrio…” you mumble, pressing your cheek against his thigh. “m’ tired. later.”
“nuh-uh,” he says, eyebrow raised. “i want my hair done too.”
you wrap your arms around his waist, eyes shut. he smells like your peach body wash.
“but you’re so comfy.”
you can’t see the smile on wriothesley’s lips as he puts his arms on each of your shoulders and shakes.
“wriothesley!” you exclaim, his laugh contagious as you brace your hands on his knees. slightly dizzy, you look up at him as his body shakes from laughter, eyes gleaming. his hair is still damp from the shower, a towel around his neck as he holds a blow dryer in his hands. it doesn’t help that he’s not wearing a shirt, either. “you-”
a blast of hot air in your face. your mouth drops as wriothesley turns the blow dryer on max, turning the heat down after he remembers your complaints about how hot the blow dryer gets.
“don’t go falling asleep on me, pretty.” he says, tilting your chin up. “or i’ll blow dry your cute face.”
“wrio-”
he cuts your words off with his lips, ever so gentle as he kisses your complaints away. he pulls away and your dizziness is back.
“i’m gonna get you back.” you pout, getting up to trade places with him on the bed. “i’ll show you what these fists taste like.”
“yes, ma'am.” wriothesley salutes. you groan.
“oh god.” you look down at him as he sits on the carpet between your legs, his legs crossed lazily as he bats his eyelashes up at you. he hands you the blow dryer. “you were into that, weren’t you!”
“i’m into you.” wriothesley corrects. he’s incredibly smug. you hide behind your palm as you blush, biting the inside of your cheek as his hands gently remove any obstructions from your face. “let me see your pret-”
you turn the blow dryer on max.
“oh, i like you.” wriothesley says in between his laughter, turning so that you can focus your attention on his hair. “love you, actually.” he corrects.
“love you too.” you say, ruffling the black and gray strands of his hair. he places a kiss on your knee. you pause before kissing the crown of his head.
you continue blow drying his hair, towling the strands occasionally. wriothesley’s thankful you’re so focused on his hair that you don’t notice how warm his face has gotten, nor his crimson red cheeks as he blushes into his palm.
#OHMAGAWD#u and wrio 4ever !#the domesticity is so cute and tender and it's SO GENTLE HELLO ???#literally read this with the biggest smile on my face like oh this is what love can be like !#fingers carding through your hair#GAHDAMN#the drifting in and out of sleep line matched with that whole first paragraph just feels so nice and cozy and it really feels like that#safety u get when ur taken care of and with the person u love and u captured that so beautifully WOUW !#massaging oil into your scalp SCREAEAMING#i just love love the way he smells not just like peach bodywash but YOUR peach bodywash#the details in here are just so stunning and hilarious and i was constantly shifting between AWWW and OMG and LMFOOAFOAOF#THE BLOWDRYING FACES RECIPROCITY#I LAUGHED SO BAD THATS SO FUNNY#the oh i like you!#THATS SO WRIO#i genuinely think he adores someone with a little kick to them which is why once again u are the perfect match for him#CHEEK AGAINST THIGH HELLO ??/ WHOOOOOOOWHEEEE#sitting crisscrossed between ur legs like omg he is such a cat ! like a cat after taking a bath !#HIS DAMP HAIR#the towel around his neck. o i dont even like him BUT THAT DID SOMETHING TO ME !#the dialogue is so sweet and full of this banter i can't get enough of i just love it#anyway write more#please#THE IM INTO YOU LINE#TELL ME EVERY TERRIBLE THING YOU'VE EVER DONE AND LET ME LOVE U ANYWAY IS SO WRIO O IM QUOTING THAT WRONG BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ???#HEEHEE#ANYWAY#i giggled so bad everytime u brought this post up like u were waiting for me reblog#ME FINALLY READ IT !#AND ITS SO AMAZING IM SO HAPPY
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the urgentcare im at is showing timelapses of waves and sunsets which is making me imagine some person just very patiently sitting and watching these for hours on end. or at least having to sit thru these to quality check everything
#canis speaks#im tired today i dont feel very good but i need to do my drug test -_-#not in a sick way just like emotionally?#me n my friend went fishing yesterday and we had to pick up tackle and he was very just grab and go and i was Very concerned we were gonna#get thr wrong stuff and that makes me feel really bad bc its wasteful and frustrating so i made us stay a while while i looked up what we#would actually need so we would get the right stuff but it was stressful and i felt bad and idk we went fishing which was fun but i just get#so stressed when ppl want to rush thru stuff like momentum cant carry u thru the actual Doing of the thing... u have ti do it right yk#so im glad we slowed down but idk it was a lot . we need to get a handful of things i forgot but spending money stresses me out#and im realizing im p out of it right now ideas arent connecting correctly in my brain and things feel scary and alien even stuff im f#familiar with which sucks bc i need to do thisbdrug test an dthey have my ID andi have to drive but when i get back im just goingnto laydown#and wstch my roommate play. terraria and hopefully calm down#bfbfbjccn#jacktag#he let me wear his jacket last night though which was Very nice it wss warm and smelled like him and i was Very excited to wear it
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feeling bad
#I WANT A DICK and a stomach and body hair and height and to feel like i look like a man#i want to grow my hair out but i cant look in the mirror and see a man with it long#i want facial hair. i want to smell bad. i want to be fat. i need it so bad. its getting really bad#i hate the way i look. i hate the way i look. i hatw the way i look so much. i wish fixing it didnt cost money. i wish i was born a man#its great that people say to me ‘oh i think u look like a dude’ but its not actually helpful at all. its really not bc yknow what#it doesnt matter. its nice okay even if i cant bring myself to believe you and i know you wouldnt think that if you didnt know i was a man#but it doesnt matter because i dont want to look like this even if ill be read as a man 100% of the time its just not what i want to be and#ill never be what i want to be is the worst part. my height especially. ‘who would potentially disable themself for life for 3 inches’ ME I#WOULD ME ME ME ME. i would die in 5 years if i could live those 5 years taller. idc. you dont get it. you wont get it#im so scared that. and this is so mean to say and im sorry but im scared that im gonna look like a Trans Guy forever. im never gonna pass#bc i look like that specific type of person who you theythem bc you think theyre supposed to be a dude but you dont want to offend if not#they dont read as a dude but you know thats what theyre going for. god thats so mean and im being transphobic but its how i feel and i dont#want to look like that!!!!! i dont want to i dont want to!!!!!! im so attached to my fursona bc#i know im never gonna be a dog it makes my fursona so appealing to me. if i drew myself how i wanted to look id sob. if i drew myself how#i do look id sob. i hate being a human with human limitations. i dont want this#i hate being trans. happy pride ig.#vent :(#simons spouting
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tw. dark content, brief gory descriptions, smut, size difference.
pairing. mr. crawling x fem! reader. 1k words.
- i wish there was more on blissful love life end route, wish i couldve fuck this cute little shyt until he blabberin' :p i love this gameeeeeee! sorry for suddenly writing about homicipher after months of ghosting u guys.. hehe...
The smell of death lingers in the air ever since you brought along the certain entity to the overworld. It's faint enough to let you know that he was watching.
Not that you mind, he practically latched onto you like a barnacle the first time he met you at that strange hallway. Mr. Crawling, despite the oddities that comes along his unique charms, was a pleasant companion. Maybe it's the fact that you'd noticed the dark figure, slouching at the corner of your room, or the fact that you'd woke up with him next to you, the high-pitched giggling causing you to stir awake at the darkest hour.
You wonder if Mr. Crawling gets bored at times. You can't blame him, the underworld where he is from an endless maze with sharp corners here and there, not to mention the occasional earthquakes that change the layout of the map. Comparing his world to your little apartment was laughable. Maybe that's why you started feeling his cold fingertips running underneath the thin fabric of your clothes. Not that you'd stop him, Not that you want him to anyway. You taught him a few things, mainly how humans express their love. It's nice to have someone dote on you for bringing them a bowl of fresh human flesh.
'It's better to be with Mr. Crawling,' you thought.
Being with a human means it'll increase the chance of you getting caught and you wouldn't be able to go on another killing spree. At least Mr. Crawling accepts you for who you are.
"You... like?" his croaky voice puts your running thoughts to the side as you tilt your head, your eyes looking at him before they avert down to his wandering hand. His fingers are abnormally slender with a grayish tint as he slowly brushed them on your stomach before they went lower and lower until his fingers practically hovered over your lower body. He gives you a look, "need you." he points down at your clothed pussy, your cheeks quickly warms up at his words.
"Can touch?" he asked, tilting his head to the side. His fingers trembled the more he waited for your response like he itched to touch you. "Can." you give him a brief nod as his fingers slowly slipped under your shorts, spreading your folds before he pressed down on your clit causing your breath to hitches. You watched with staggered breathing as his hand moved in a circular motion, rubbing your clit slowly as your sopping hole clenched around nothing. "Good? Enjoyable?" he asked, giggling when you gasped and nodded at his words while he traced your slit, getting your juices all over his nimble digits.
His kisses are sloppy, and the metallic taste of blood from the flesh he consumed for dinner comes in as the aftertaste when you pull back for some air. Mr Crawling quickly chases after your lips, pressing his cracked and cold ones on yours as his tongue shamelessly swirls around yours. With enough juices coating his fingers, he easily slipped it into your entrance as it squelches, his other hand holding your thigh to keep your legs spreading. “Look down,” he pulled his fingers out with a small pop, proudly showing his wet and pruney fingers to you before he slipped them into his mouth. “heh, good. Me happy!” he giggled, moving on top of you as you rested your legs on each side of his body.
“Mr. Crawling...” you whined, watching him with blurry vision as he pulled the black clothing up, just enough for his cock to peek through. It's almost as if the entity wants you to see it, wants you to see how desperate he is. His pre-cum glistens and gather at the tip of his cock, bulging vein runs on the side of his shaft as your eyes shifts to the patch of dark hair on his pelvis. His knees dig into the mattress, his hand aligning the tip of his cock into your entrance. “Me... go into you slow.” he gently prods your hole with the tip of his cock, shifting his eyes on your face and down to your pussy as he pushes his thick cock past the ring of muscles.
You wince, the girth of his cock is stretching you to the maximum. "Hurt? Pain? Desire me go out?" he asked, looking down at you before you shook your head at his question, "I'm glad." he smiled at your reaction. Your fingers holding onto his biceps as your nails left crescent marks on his skin. "Pat, pat." he rubs your head, cupping your cheek as his cock throbs inside of you when your velvety walls flutters to adjust to his size. "Pretty." he whispers, leaning down to peck your lips. He lets you roll your hips, slowly fucking yourself into his fat cock while he holds your hip. "Like this? Happy?" he asked, his hips stuttering as he thrust back into you, matching your slow rhythm.
"Like it..." you replied, breathless as he began to pick up his pace. He was consistent, the tip of his cock brushing against the spot that sends you seeing stars on your ceilings with every single thrust, your nails raking down on his back, leaving claw marks which heals up as quickly as it came. The sound of skin slapping reverberates around the walls as Mr. Crawling gasps and pants in your ear each time he desperately slammed his cock into you. His long, black locks falling over your face, tangling with your hair and sticking to your forehead and chest. “Like you... Like this..." he chants, sharp teeth nibbling on your neck and down to your collarbones, leaving a trail of dark bruises in his wake.
“Close... me close,” his thick cock throbs inside of you, rubbing furiously against your walls as he holds your hips. His breath brushing against your lips as he gasped, “Come? Need you come," he begged, slobbery tongue poking out to flicks your swollen lips as he coaxed you into cumming on his cock by sharply rutting his cock inside of you as the lewd squelches from taking his cock deeper and deeper increases.
He pushes his hips into you when you came all over his cock, he quickly pushes his cock as deep as he can before his hot seeds spill into your womb, spilling out of your whole when he pulled out to rest his cock on your pelvis. He's still cumming, spurting the strings of loads on your stomach as you panted, your chest heaving up and down as he lazily kisses your neck and up to your flushed face,
"...Pretty."
#homicipher#homicipher smut#homicipher mr crawling#homicipher x reader#x female reader#x female y/n#mr crawling x reader#mr crawling x you#mr crawling
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