#and it smells like grond’s ass

[balrogballs]

I don’t know why but when I first followed you I assumed you were a obese crazy cat lady in her 50s living alone in a 1 bedroom apt only to realize you’re barely out of your teens and //waves hands at your photos//. It sure makes scrolling your page a more enjoyable experience. Pleasantly surprised, Balls, keep it up.

I would point out that I am 27 years old, which is not “barely out of my teens” but I feel like explaining absolutely anything to someone who uses “obese crazy cat lady in her 50s living alone in a one bedroom flat” as a derogatory term hitting the perfect square of misogyny, fatphobia, ageism and classism, would frankly be such a monumental waste of my time to the point that spending the same amount of time fisting Gollum into reversing his canonical testicular torsion would have more progressive potential.

So I will simply resort to ✨ blocking ✨

(also please be aware that I literally only read the Silm as a teen just to impress my Nerd by Birth crush, have on multiple occasions made up shit and called it lore, and have warped canon to such a degree that I quite literally write Maedhros as a gay Marxist from India. i am exactly the kind of person your people have nightmares about 😇)