am i crazy or. would erik absolutely love twilight. unironically. calls it a romance for the ages. owns maybe an unhealthy amount of merch at some point.
because like 1.) erik is a dracula fanboy, it wouldnt be a stretch to say that it could extend to all vampires, and thats how it gets on his radar to begin with 2.) he would absolutely identify with edwards whole "im a monster" vibe (not to mention the killer part) 3.) there is no universe in which he doesnt yearn to be wanted as much as bella wants edward. to be pursued, wanted, loved, despite what he is... what could he wish for more than that?
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on my knees and begging for brennan to give me something to latch onto with mazey bc she seems conceptually so sweet but I can't get behind a date that is like two sentences of actual chatting and then brennan being like "you SEE she is very sweet and calm" rather than the organic development of scenes, like I wish she was better incorporated into the plot man
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in a variant of useless arguments that unfortunately i can't just use the block button on, i am reliving a wtfry from like five years ago because i'm trying to sort through my medical history and figure out if i have any further lurking disasters and i'm currently stuck on
me: i am trying to eat healthier so i want to add more fruits and vegetables to my diet
nutritionist: no don't eat more fruits! that's too much sugar! sugar is bad for you!
like really we're not talking about processed foods or added sugars, this person straight up told me there was too much sugar in raw, fresh fruit
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my girl is running a bath and making our bathroom all pretty for me so i can relax in the tub while she cooks us dinner im so lucky how did i get this lucky
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im kinda suprised ive never seen anybody ship halsin and jaheira. may not be the most interesting couple ever bc theyd be so normal compared to other companions but i like it, its cute. i also just want to see jaheira happy. and also i found her house in baldurs gate and was just thinking about how if halsin was here witnessing how much orphans shes taken in but been a deadbeat mom about he’d have an ‘i can fix her’ moment. he WAS ranting to my durge about how people are so uncaring in the city. maybe adopting half the orphans in baldurs gate and sparking a Thing with jaheira is his purpose post campaign
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for @minttion & the rest of my new fuse followers:
here are some onf blogs to follow! fair warning, only like ~6 of us make content regularly, which we all reblog from each other, and most of us are multi fans, but still...
@pinkhyojin // @mygenesis // @onf // @mkscatgirl // @wabisaba // @moonbilly // @flops // @toki-meku // @binary5tar // @bangjaemin // @hoforwonho // @hoyoung // @binsuns // @shawoluvs // @hueningkai // @neonun-au // @strhwaberries // @kyubins // @saitseeing // @chiwoopsie // @halalhyungwon // @jooyeonlees // @machikeita // @bberriepaper // @honeyroha // @mjamie // @awek-s // @realparkminkyun
i have bolded the people ive seen create content recently. besides this list, the onf tag itself is pretty good with some more accounts & artists that i havent included above. there are still more users that i missed, im sure!
for edits/gifs only we usually use the tag onfcreators and also theres a data account that acts as a pretty good archive: @onfdata
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what do you think Len tastes like
the realistic answer: depends on what he is in a given storyline i think. if he's an android/robot i can't imagine all the wires/mechanical bits taste all that good (casing/motherboards go crunch ig??????). if he's more human-adjacent and something organic that'd obviously be more like. you know regular human probably.
the funny answer: banana-flavored
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I love how I'll clean our rental, mind my business, be nearly done, and my boss will come in and somehow leave every single thing she has on her in the house and then I have to pick up all HER stuff and store it in my car and then I tell her "your stuffs in my car" for weeks and she never comes and gets it.... like bitch..... I have massive anxiety..... I organize things and keep them clean to avoid having meltdowns over clutter.... my car is so cluttered with your shit, every time I get into it Im instantly in a horrible mood. like you're a grown woman. quit making me pick up after you.. im gonna start throwing all your shit in the trash I swear.
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