#and it involved a poop joke

[toolshedstool]

bye i feel like such a dumbass all this time i thought ur url was toolshed stool and not toolsheds tool am i stupid????

NOOO UR NOT ITS JUST THE CURSE OF WORD MASH USERNAMES I SWEAR!!! happens to the best of us, misreading a username is an internet rite of passage even

[rex101111]

because i never had a DS/GBA growing up for the longest time my only exposure to Phoenix Wright was those shit posts on Newgrounds, it was kinda like those posts that go around saying "i think the internet is giving me the wrong impression about this show"

Phoenix Wrong, anybody remember those? Or am i going to crumble into dust when i realize how old i really am.

[swampstew-stories]

Period Pains and Care

Summary: Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Law, Killer, and Kid ranked by how they would handle themselves while you have your period. Implied established relationship♡

Warnings: none!

The worst actually. Not on purpose but Luffy's lack of awareness or self-restraint makes it difficult to appreciate his efforts. Not to mention he eats your snacks. You'd think with Nami and Robin on board he'd have some idea of what you're dealing with. Nope, you have to explain it again, it'll stick this time but it comes with another round of curious/invasive questions.

All your period comfort foods? Gone. The replacements? Also gone. You're lucky if there's a crumb of your favorite snack left over. Thankfully for everyone involved, his crew lends him a hand to make sure you're (eventually) satiated with alternatives and don't go on a murder spree during your cravings. On the flip side, Luffy abuses his power as Captain to have Sanji bring you both all the food when the kitchen is finally restocked. Good luck and bite him back if you have to!

His saving grace is using Gear 2 to cuddle and keep you warm. Giving you heated massages, foot and belly rubs until you're purring like a kitten. Unfortunately, he can only do the same thing for so long before growing bored. He needs a lot of intermittent breaks.

Has no tact, will ask you uncomfortable questions about your "thing going on" or your "comma" because he's so very curious and maybe also looking for ways to "fix you." Once he finds out about period poops, its over for you - there will be hourly check-ins. He'll make sure you're well stocked up on absorption products so there's that (also say thank you Nami, Robin and Franky)!

Zoro is shockingly adaptable but I guess if you spend enough time with one girl for two years - and also live with 2 full time - you're gonna learn a thing or two about having a period. Also, surprisingly reliable at getting you what you need, so long as you don't mind 2 hours to 2 business days to get it. Look he's trying ok?!

Be careful with what you say though. If you joke about cutting your uterus out, he'll take you at face value and have his blades ready. No one is a better slice master than he! Why is Chopper having a heart attack? BRB gotta tend to the younger bro.

Is not phased by your bodily changes or anything you might perceive to be "gross." Bodies are natural and they're just doing what they're meant to do, and for what it's worth he's trying to say things that will make you feel better but they don't always land. This comes from a guy who showers maybe twice a week so take the compliments as you will. He means them with his whole heart!

Out of all the guys, he's the only one who will respect your craving habits in a supportive way. That's to say he'll give you everything you want, but he knows when to cut you off before you make yourself sick. He also has a (terrifying) gift of knowing when your body is flushing itself out and he'll be right at your side with a tampon or pad in his hand at the ready. "I'm very in sync with you."

Ranks third because he's so fucking logical and doctorly. The kind of doctor that expects his medical advice and prognosis to outweigh your personal experience/feelings. Has Law ever experienced intense cramping and a headache while gushing a pint of blood and also pulled a full day's shift? No! "Doctoring" immediately invalid. Unless he gives you paid time off in which case his license is once again formally recognized.

On the OTHER hand, he will always have a colorful variety of options for you to take care of your personal business. He buys all biodegradable products, recyclable ones too! He also offers the best choices in birth control for you. Gynecology wasn't his specialty but taking care of his crew is so he studies and gets his license on the downlow.

Is VERY particular about his time spent and frankly, cuddling in bed isn't something he's entirely excited about. Sure he can do it with Bepo but that's like sleeping with a teddy bear you've had your whole life. Another person is different, especially one that needs his undivided attention and comfort. He'll give it and he won't complain about it, but he's not familiar with it and might be awkward at it for a time. Once he figures out what works best for you and let's himself relax around you, he's got the cuddling and rubbing your belly/lower back down to an exact science.

Questionable palate offerings when he first experiences your cravings. You had to teach him what's what when it comes to comfort eating and nutritional eating when you're in pain and your brain feels a bit scrambled from existing. Ikkaku had tried in the past to broaden the snack closet but it never stuck. With you, Law suddenly remembers to get things outside of his own personal preferences and comforts. It's comfort food for the BEPERIODED, LAW.

It's entirely because he's a chef and a well-groomed cutie that he ranks this highly. Honestly it was neck and neck between him and Law. His resume in the kitchen makes you forget about his perviness and near-infantilization of you.

You'll never have a craving unsatisfied because Sanji will go to the ends of the Earth to curb your hunger. The One Piece and All Blue can wait, his darling needs a rich, velvety chocolate mousse two minutes ago! He absolutely spoils you which may lead to overstuffing you until you feel worse than how the cramps made you feel.

Sanji waits on you hand and foot during your period. Practically carries you from point A to point B if you so wish. It might get annoying after a while if you don't like a hot blonde popping in your face every 10 minutes to offer you something you knew you needed but didn't know you needed right that second and you're kind of annoyed that he got it before you could even vocalize your own needs! Does that happen to anyone else or...? If you're into that pampered lifestyle, Sanji is the guy for you.

He wasn't around women a lot but living with Robin and Nami he did learn about products used and comfort items sought out, which he gives you in abundance. Sanji's weakness - period boobies. The slight swell has him a blubbering mess and he will always try to sneak a peek. He may or may not be able to smell your pheromones - its unclear but he is definitely sniffing you from time to time.

The clear winner out of the others its not even a joke. Is the trifecta of caring, supportive, and intuitive. The Period Manager™ everyone else should go back to their ship. No I am not biased.

Killer is the Chef of Carbo-loading but he knows his way around the kitchen and can make anything you desire at any given time. Desserts aren't his strongest suit but its the effort that makes it taste all the sweeter. You will never be without chocolate, praise be.

You've seen him so you know he knows muscles. Yours will become putty in his hands as he gently massages your aching body. With the help of low dose pain killers, Killer will slay your pain one sore muscle at a time.

Killer is so intuitive that he knows you have your period before you. Has your cubby on the bathroom countertop that includes: pads, tampons, flow-cup, aspirin, fuzzy socks, eye mask, and bottled juice. Your robe is hanging behind the door. He loves you so much.

Haha bitch you though. Kid is the true winner. Killer was the favored winner but you might have forgotten this is me we're talking about and Kid has never done anything wrong in his life ever. I support all his rights and wrongs, and I cheerlead at every speck of effort he puts in.

Where everyone else had mentors or positive authority figures to bond with, Kid had Killer - and Killer tried his fucking best. But not even someone as amazing as Killer can be a single mom and raise a mentally stable, well functioning person in society in a corrupted, gang-ruled regime. HOWEVER - Killer did teach Kid how to treat his period-having partner during their woes and Kid's success is Killer's pride and joy.

Like Luffy, Kid will definitely swipe your snacks and food because he's a greedy, greedy glutton. Prove you can bark back at him to stand your ground and he'll yield to you with a scoff and a pout. He doesn't even LIKE your snacks, he claims🙄 He'll make sure you have enough to satisfy your craving and then have a month supply in the hull of the ship just in case. This is where he'll sneak a few for himself without your notice.

Being the King of Treating Himself, Kid will generously make you things to comfort you. A weighted, heat-controlled blanket; a vibrating teddy bear that hugs your belly; a snack organizer to keep your preferences nearby; a personal cold/hot water cooler; pretty things to make you smile; dirty things to excite you for when its over; the gifts are boundless. So are the period products that he basically just steals from the other women in the crew.

“Captain you better reimburse me for those heavy flow tampons!!”

“I’m busy Quincy. Go bitch to the piggy bank (Wire) about it!!!”

“KILLER STOP THAT MAN!”

In his line of work, he's used to nitty gritty and things better left to the imagination. Also a bit grimy himself on occasion. That said, nothing your body does will ever disgust him. He rolls with whatever you throw at him. Bloodied bedsheets? He'll gently toss you and the sheets in the tub. He'll help clean out your soiled clothes. Buy or steal whatever you need to ease your comfort. Embarrassed by the way you feel or look? He'll give you a reassuring kiss on the cheek and say, "Eh, I've seen/heard/smelled worse."

Originally posted - soon to be archived from main :)

[fiftyfiftyfinchy]

Things ArthurTV would do in a relationship <3 (Part 2)

Meticulously plans themed movie nights where you both dress up as characters and invite all your friends, but his costume is always hilariously underwhelming.

Writes you cheesy, handwritten notes and hides them in random places like your bag, shoes, or cereal box.

Gets overly invested in your favorite TV show, then bombards you with theories and plot predictions like he’s part of the writers’ room.

Invents a secret handshake that gets more ridiculous every time you do it, but insists it’s “our thing.”

Runs a ‘science experiment’ to find the best brands of tea, involving blind taste tests and spreadsheets.

Accidentally calls your parents ‘mate’ when he meets them and cringes about it for weeks afterward.

Creates a “Relationship Museum” folder on his phone filled with candid pictures of you, funny screenshots of your conversations, and inside jokes.

Acts like a tourist in your own city, insisting you both go to the most cliché spots and take cheesy photos together.

Freaks out when you’re sick, bringing you soup, tissues, and about twelve unnecessary over-the-counter remedies, taking your temperature each hour, googling how far away the nearest hospital is.

Does a dramatic reading of your text arguments (after you’ve made up) in silly voices to make you laugh.

Becomes unreasonably attached to a stuffed animal you win at a carnival, naming it and treating it like part of the family.

Casually drops ‘fun facts’ into everyday conversations, like, “Did you know that wombat poop is cube-shaped due to their unique digestive system?”—then gets defensive when you tell him you’re trying to eat. .

Insists on celebrating obscure holidays like National Pizza Day or World UFO Day with themed activities and matching outfits.

Attempts to learn a new hobby with you, but ends up making a mess (e.g., flour everywhere during a bread-making attempt).

Gets competitive during board games, accusing you of cheating in the most ridiculous ways, like “You rolled the dice too confidently.”

Leaves you voice notes of him narrating his day in the style of a nature documentary, with commentary like, “Here we see Arthur in his natural habitat: the kitchen, scavenging for snacks.”

Takes you stargazing, only to completely forget the picnic blanket but makes up for it by knowing the scientific names for constellations and the mythology behind them.

[wisteriaphobia]

Alright time to come out, not out of the closet, but I am Nat (Or Lilnatx) . I wanted to come here and share my story or fairy tales if you don't like me. I was a part of “clique 1”

Not to use my age like a pokemon card but I am 15, and I don't care what you have to say to me personally but I'm sick and tired of my name being dragged through the mud and being used as a scapegoat. But I have lots of pent up anger that I didn't have the privilege of saying.

April 3rd was the day I was banned from nevermore, with no proof. Like at all, I'm still bamboozled and scratching my head like a monkey on what was actually on me and my friends. We were accused of “shit talking” and I have yet to see the shit that we have allegedly talked about.

And honestly? Even if I did shit talk people, why… in a conversation about a predator … does that matter? I'm exhausted with how Red always fights with teenagers (like me) and other friends of mine. It's so despicable that the minions might just leave Gru for her instead. I was in gym class when I got banned and honestly? I would rather get banned 10 more times than do another plank for 2 minutes while seeing my P.E teacher's bald head.

My crimes that I did publicly (in the screenshot that red posted) is me being.. not fucking involved? Right before I got banned I was staying away from people that I previously did not enjoy and in fact I tried my best to not interact with them directly. At one point I had many members blocked on my discord because I was tired of being the villain.

Yet here I am in the year of our lord July of 2024 and people are still referring to my friends as “nats clique” like I said earlier im 15, quince. I have little power over my friends' actions , especially if they're an adult. I can barely get Laci to join me on Minecraft let alone make her collaborate on some high tech scheme, what is this shit? Oceans 11?

I find it petty that red refers to my friends as a “clique” we're a friend group, and the definition of a clique requires a group that's hard to get into. The server (until now) was open, you could pull up to Jinx's profile like a McDonald's drive through and get an invite. Our friend group was constantly expanding and if you personally felt like you were scared to talk to us, I'm sorry that you never experienced the poop closet jokes.

Red being paranoid about what a bunch of teenagers were maybe saying behind her back to deflect about crimson is quite irresponsible I do say so myself. So please Red! With a cherry on top! Show me what I did to you. What sin have I committed on your ego that should banish me to hell. Because I sure as hell don't know what I've done, (and you can quote this) you probably don't know what I've done either, because you made it all up.

Unfortunately I have no screenshots to give, because my phone storage is ass. But you can hit up any of the members of my clique for proof regarding my innocence. I promise I'm not an evil bitch who wants to ban you (not evil not evil no I'm the least evil person I know)

I'm sorry if this response upsets you, but if a 15 year old girl who ships who chicks bothers you so much. Imagine how I feel, imagine now so many people who once looked up to you feel. Everyone in your post looked up to you once as a role model, and have had panic attacks and stress because (allegedly) you harmed them with your cruel words. You can think it's your fault or not that's not my problem.. but for someone who wants evidence and proof 24/7 you sure like to not give out proof of anyone else.

P.S if you were anyone who gave red evidence of my wrong doings, can I see them? Cause I don't know what I have done.

P.P.S I'm not a man, and I write fanfiction of lesbian vampires.

P.P.P.S this is so not sigma that I gotta make this response

[freakattack]

hey does wario think of his friends as friends or just CHUMPS who are gullible and do what he says the warioware site gives me mixed signals and so do the games themselves also have this image which tickles my brain because i find this little tidbid super interesting

Yes

Jokes aside he totally does care about them. Remember that the warioware site is written by Wario, who is notoriously emotionally constipated. (Emotionally, I said.) There are plenty of indications that Wario is ride-or-die for his friends despite being an ass when money's involved, and likewise that his friends love him back. In fact, the entire manual for Mega Microgames features each character reminiscing about the first time they met Wario or fun memories they have together. It is also true that Wario doesn't sweat the small issues, or the big issues for that matter. Here is Wario talking about a time that Orbulon crashed into his house and destroyed it (please disregard the poop):

For a guy whose entire existence is based on a petty grudge, he is exceptionally forgiving of those he holds dear. (And of course, they are equally forgiving of him, which is kind of a prerequisite if you want to be friends with Wario.)

He also readily plays jump rope with Kat and Ana, which he could presumably keep up forever if you let him.

And, of course, there's always his A Rank card from WarioWare Gold...

[thekpopgossip]

K-Pop Scandals 2024

This year on "scandals you couldn't make up" k-pop edition. There were a lot of lawsuits, between idols and companies as well as between idols and netizens, plus the regular dating "scandals" and disbandments. But I suppose the HYBE vs. Min Hee Jin fight overshadowed all the other shenanigans. Check out my annual list of the most important k-pop scandals of 2024.

Lee Kangin & Lee Naeun "Dating Scandal" RIIZE Seunghan & ILLIT Youngseo "Dating rumor, Youngseo left group" NCT Haechan "Fined for vaping indoors" INFINITE Sungjong "Terminated his contract with SPK Entertainment, lawsuit" IVE Wonyoung "Won lawsuit against YouTuber Sojang for defamation" Like A Movie Domo "Charged for faking disability to avoid enlistment" ZB1 Kim Ji Woong "Investigation showed, he didn't curse at the end of a fan call" TWS "Sajaegi accusation over digital charting" Hanteo Awards "Fans pooped and fought at the venue" Shinsadong Tiger "Passed away" aespa Karina & Lee Jaewook "Dating Scandal" LE SSERAFIM "Encore and Coachella backlash" Treasure Yoon Jaehyuk "Dating Scandal" Uniq Sungjoo "Revealed to be married with child" SHINee "Taemin, Onew left SM Entertainment" TEMPEST Hwarang "Hiatus due to clubbing scandal, left group" Ex-DIA Somyi "Convicted for making false sexual assault allegations" BabyMonster "Ahyeon rejoined group, debut date was changed" RIIZE Anton, Eunseok "Dating Rumors" Ryu Jun Yeol, Hyeri, Han So Hee "Relationship drama, broke up" Super Junior D&E "Withdraw from music shows following misogyny controversy over "GGB"" TWICE Jihyo & Yun Sungbin "Dating Scandal" T-ARA Areum "Wrongly accused ex-husband of abuse, tried to scam people, borrowed money without paying it back" TWICE Chaeyoung & Zion.T "Dating Scandal" LE SSERAFIM Kazuha & &TEAM K "Dating Rumor" Park Boram "Passed away" NCT Dream Renjun "Hiatus due health" Cherry Bullet "Disbandment" HYBE and Min Hee Jin "Fight over Ador, messy press conference" Apink Bomi & BEP Rado "Dating Scandal" NATURE "Disbandment" GRAY, Lee Hi, Simon D "Left AOMG" Lee Seo Han "Apologized for posting ‘joke’ sex video filmed at Bang Yedam’s studio" NOIR "Won lawsuit against Luk Factory" BTS "Sajaegi investigation from 2017" KEP1ER "Mashiro and Yeseo left group" NewJeans "Accused of plagiarizing girl group "Jeans" and Shakatak" Kang Daniel "Filed lawsuit against KONNECT shareholder for fraud" Yuju, Chancellor, We Dem Boyz "Left KONNECT" fromis_9 "Neglected by HYBE, no payment in 7 years" Belift Lab "Filed a complaint against Min Hee Jin on charges of obstruction of business and defamation" NMIXX "JYPE staged a sound-malfunction at a festival" NCT Johnny and Haechan "Rumor involvement with prostitution, drugs" Weki Meki "Disbandment" CBX and SM Entertainment "Contract dispute" BELIFT "Uploaded a video attacking NewJeans and MHJ" n.SSign Eddie "Hiatus due to health" BTS Jin "Fan kissed him at event, she got sued" NCT Renjun "Mistakenly exposed the phone number of an unknown person on Bubble" BlackPink Jennie "Smoked indoors in front of stylist" TWS Stylist "Alleged sexual harassment of the group" MLD Entertainment "Financial problems, unpaid wages" BTS Suga "DUI with e-scooter" New Jeans Hanni "Accused a HYBE manager of bullying" San E "Booked for assault" NCT Taeil "Left SM Entertainment and group because of SA charges" HyunA & Yong Jun Hyung "Wedding" RIIZE Seunghan "Rejoined then left group after fan protests" BoyNextDoor "Showed off their iPhones after their Samsung contract ended" Jessi "Involved in fan assault incident, terminated her contract with her agency" The New Six Kyungjun "Left group" THE BOYZ "Left IST Entertainment together" FTISLAND Minhwan "Prostitution scandal, mistreated his ex-wife, left group" HYBE "Backlash for newsletter in which other idols were insulted" Xia Junsu "Met with a BJ who then blackmailed him for years" TXT Soobin "Hiatus due health" MADEIN Gaeun "Accused 143 Entertainment CEO of sexual harassment, left group" NewJeans "Terminated contract with ADOR" fromis_9 "Disbandment" Cignature "Disbandment" VCHA "K.G. sued JYPE for abuse and left group" aespa Winter & ENHYPEN Jungwon "Dating Rumor" WINNER Mino "Early discharge from military service due mental health, attendance controversy" Rocket Punch "Disbandment" Golden Child "Disbandment"

[good-beanswrites]

"Becomes more competitive" you say? - refering to your headcanons with downbad fuuta 👀

For someone I can imagine if his partner is someone that's a little flirty and knows this, they might initiate a few scenarios just to fluster and see what he tries next only for him to combust (although there might be a few rare occasions where he does get soft)

YES !!

Fuuta is constantly fueled by a mix of personal pride and the need to Be The Best at whatever’s going on, the societal expectation to be manly and good at wooing someone, and also the feeling of “WOW it turns out I’ve never had a real friend or connection in my life and now that I have someone with genuine mutual love between us I’m going to go a little crazy about it and do things way out of my comfort zone without thinking twice until it’s too late.” He’ll leap into a variety of situations – doing favors, participating in couples’ activities, flirting, and making advances of physical touch – solely focused on Winning, only to realize too late that he’s gotten himself into a romantic/intimate situation he wasn’t prepared for 😅

I especially love the thought of someone who knows this well, and plays a little game of “how long can I string this along until his competitiveness gives out into embarrassment?” 

They’d get used to dropping hints while doing different activities about how talented they are doing it, maybe even the best, and no one could do this any better – so that Fuuta inevitably joins in to prove them wrong. If they’re already in an established relationship, I think his partner could overcome any of his party pooping by suggesting they show up the other couples in whatever “cheesy” thing they’re doing. (The partner eventually learns to be a bit more careful with this power, though. As well as things usually end, there have been some mishaps when Fuuta decides “it can’t be that hard to do dancing lifts/dips, right?”) There are a few situations that he catches himself in and explodes that he was tricked into it, but there are others that surprise his crush by how readily he pours his effort into the activity.

Fuuta would be extremely hesitant to initiate physical touch out of fear of overstepping (some of it is healthy respect/consent, and some of it is overthinking paranoia) so it’s up to a more confident crush to push his boundaries. Starting as simple as taps to get attention, and building up even to something like holding hands, they figure out what kinds of things make this touchstarved idiot bluescreen, what turns him bright red, and what he’ll actually melt into and return. The minute they start the whole process, though, it unlocks something in his mind: he realizes that there's no need to fear physical advances, and in fact, he can be the one causing the bluescreening. There's a 50/50 whether his smug attempts at being touchy will backfire and leave him more frazzled in the end 😅

He's never once shied away from a verbal battle, and flirting is no different. He may not have a lot of quick wit, but he can certainly hold his ground in back-and-forth that involves some romantic undertones and teasing. He’d be accustomed to some pretty crass gaming lobbies, so I imagine he doesn’t mind dishing out dirty jokes and innuendos in an attempt to fluster his crush. However, it’s way easier to dish it out than to take it – it doesn’t take long for his crush’s forward comments to absolutely break him down and leave him sputtering. Though he loses all battles like that, there are moments when he's sure they have complete privacy that he ventures some vulnerable compliments that can actually leave the other speechless. That is, until he immediately backtracks in an attempt to save face...

[swampstew]

Period HCs with Monster Trio + Law, Killer, and Kid

Ya girl is wracked with cramps, overflowing with emotions, and seriously lacking in chocolate :( enjoy this utter nonsense my blazed brain baked as I curl back into fetal position.

Summary: Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Law, Killer, and Kid ranked by how they would handle themselves while you have your period. Implied established relationship♡

Minors DNI.

The worst actually. Not on purpose but Luffy's lack of awareness or self-restraint makes it difficult to appreciate his efforts. Not to mention he eats your snacks. You'd think with Nami and Robin on board he'd have some idea of what you're dealing with. Nope, you have to explain it again, it'll stick this time but it comes with another round of curious/invasive questions.

All your period comfort foods? Gone. The replacements? Also gone. You're lucky if there's a crumb of your favorite snack left over. Thankfully for everyone involved, his crew lends him a hand to make sure you're (eventually) satiated with alternatives and don't go on a murder spree during your cravings. On the flip side, Luffy abuses his power as Captain to have Sanji bring you both all the food when the kitchen is finally restocked. Good luck and bite him back if you have to!

His saving grace is using Gear 2 to cuddle and keep you warm. Giving you heated massages, foot and belly rubs until you're purring like a kitten. Unfortunately, he can only do the same thing for so long before growing bored. He needs a lot of intermittent breaks.

Has no tact, will ask you uncomfortable questions about your "thing going on" or your "comma" because he's so very curious and maybe also looking for ways to "fix you." Once he finds out about period poops, its over for you - there will be hourly check-ins. He'll make sure you're well stocked up on absorption products so there's that (also say thank you Nami, Robin and Franky)!

Zoro is shockingly adaptable but I guess if you spend enough time with one girl for two years - and also live with 2 full time - you're gonna learn a thing or two about having a period. Also, surprisingly reliable at getting you what you need, so long as you don't mind 2 hours to 2 business days to get it. Look he's trying ok?!

Be careful with what you say though. If you joke about cutting your uterus out, he'll take you at face value and have his blades ready. No one is a better slice master than he! Why is Chopper having a heart attack? BRB gotta tend to the younger bro.

Is not phased by your bodily changes or anything you might perceive to be "gross." Bodies are natural and they're just doing what they're meant to do, and for what it's worth he's trying to say things that will make you feel better but they don't always land. This comes from a guy who showers maybe twice a week so take the compliments as you will. He means them with his whole heart!

Out of all the guys, he's the only one who will respect your craving habits in a supportive way. That's to say he'll give you everything you want, but he knows when to cut you off before you make yourself sick. He also has a (terrifying) gift of knowing when your body is flushing itself out and he'll be right at your side with a tampon or pad in his hand at the ready. "I'm very in sync with you."

Ranks third because he's so fucking logical and doctorly. The kind of doctor that expects his medical advice and prognosis to outweigh your personal experience/feelings. Has Law ever experienced intense cramping and a headache while gushing a pint of blood and also pulled a full day's shift? No! "Doctoring" immediately invalid. Unless he gives you paid time off in which case his license is once again formally recognized.

On the OTHER hand, he will always have a colorful variety of options for you to take care of your personal business. He buys all biodegradable products, recyclable ones too! He also offers the best choices in birth control for you. Gynecology wasn't his specialty but taking care of his crew is so he studies and gets his license on the downlow.

Is VERY particular about his time spent and frankly, cuddling in bed isn't something he's entirely excited about. Sure he can do it with Bepo but that's like sleeping with a teddy bear you've had your whole life. Another person is different, especially one that needs his undivided attention and comfort. He'll give it and he won't complain about it, but he's not familiar with it and might be awkward at it for a time. Once he figures out what works best for you and let's himself relax around you, he's got the cuddling and rubbing your belly/lower back down to an exact science.

Questionable palate offerings when he first experiences your cravings. You had to teach him what's what when it comes to comfort eating and nutritional eating when you're in pain and your brain feels a bit scrambled from existing. Ikkaku had tried in the past to broaden the snack closet but it never stuck. With you, Law suddenly remembers to get things outside of his own personal preferences and comforts. It's comfort food for the BEPERIODED, LAW.

It's entirely because he's a chef and a well-groomed cutie that he ranks this highly. Honestly it was neck and neck between him and Law. His resume in the kitchen makes you forget about his perviness and near-infantilization of you.

You'll never have a craving unsatisfied because Sanji will go to the ends of the Earth to curb your hunger. The One Piece and All Blue can wait, his darling needs a rich, velvety chocolate mousse two minutes ago! He absolutely spoils you which may lead to overstuffing you until you feel worse than how the cramps made you feel.

Sanji waits on you hand and foot during your period. Practically carries you from point A to point B if you so wish. It might get annoying after a while if you don't like a hot blonde popping in your face every 10 minutes to offer you something you knew you needed but didn't know you needed right that second and you're kind of annoyed that he got it before you could even vocalize your own needs! Does that happen to anyone else or...? If you're into that pampered lifestyle, Sanji is the guy for you.

He wasn't around women a lot but living with Robin and Nami he did learn about products used and comfort items sought out, which he gives you in abundance. Sanji's weakness - period boobies. The slight swell has him a blubbering mess and he will always try to sneak a peek. He may or may not be able to smell your pheromones - its unclear but he is definitely sniffing you from time to time.

The clear winner out of the others its not even a joke. Is the trifecta of caring, supportive, and intuitive. The Period Manager™ everyone else should go back to their ship. No I am not biased.

Killer is the Chef of Carbo-loading but he knows his way around the kitchen and can make anything you desire at any given time. Desserts aren't his strongest suit but its the effort that makes it taste all the sweeter. You will never be without chocolate, praise be.

You've seen him so you know he knows muscles. Yours will become putty in his hands as he gently massages your aching body. With the help of low dose pain killers, Killer will slay your pain one sore muscle at a time.

Killer is so intuitive that he knows you have your period before you. Has your cubby on the bathroom countertop that includes: pads, tampons, flow-cup, aspirin, fuzzy socks, eye mask, and bottled juice. Your robe is hanging behind the door. He loves you so much.

Haha bitch you though. Kid is the true winner. Killer was the favored winner but you might have forgotten this is me we're talking about and Kid has never done anything wrong in his life ever. I support all his rights and wrongs, and I cheerlead at every speck of effort he puts in.

Where everyone else had mentors or positive authority figures to bond with, Kid had Killer - and Killer tried his fucking best. But not even someone as amazing as Killer can be a single mom and raise a mentally stable, well functioning person in society in a corrupted, gang-ruled regime. HOWEVER - Killer did teach Kid how to treat his period-having partner during their woes and Kid's success is Killer's pride and joy.

Like Luffy, Kid will definitely swipe your snacks and food because he's a greedy, greedy glutton. Prove you can bark back at him to stand your ground and he'll yield to you with a scoff and a pout. He doesn't even LIKE your snacks, he claims🙄 He'll make sure you have enough to satisfy your craving and then have a month supply in the hull of the ship just in case. This is where he'll sneak a few for himself without your notice.

Being the King of Treating Himself, Kid will generously make you things to comfort you. A weighted, heat-controlled blanket; a vibrating teddy bear that hugs your belly; a snack organizer to keep your preferences nearby; a personal cold/hot water cooler; pretty things to make you smile; dirty things to excite you for when its over; the gifts are boundless. So are the period products that he basically just steals from the other women in the crew.

“Captain you better reimburse me for those heavy flow tampons!!”

“I’m busy Quincy. Go bitch to the piggy bank (Wire) about it!!!”

“KILLER STOP THAT MAN!”

In his line of work, he's used to nitty gritty and things better left to the imagination. Also a bit grimy himself on occasion. That said, nothing your body does will ever disgust him. He rolls with whatever you throw at him. Bloodied bedsheets? He'll gently toss you and the sheets in the tub. He'll help clean out your soiled clothes. Buy or steal whatever you need to ease your comfort. Embarrassed by the way you feel or look? He'll give you a reassuring kiss on the cheek and say, "Eh, I've seen/heard/smelled worse."

[im-a-simp898]

The Urinal Shitter

There was a "urinal shitter" at my high school and after 2 whole months of mystery, we finally found who it was.

Let me explain, so, one day all of a sudden school starts and everything is normal until people start going to the boy's bathroom and... there's poop on the urinal and mind you, the school day had just started so whoever did this had been there before the school day even started and in most of these scenarios, the person doing the prank accidentally leaves behind some sort of evidence, some sloppy mistake, but this time there was absolutely nothing, nobody knew who it was, everyone thought it was funny but thought little of it.

Then came the next day and there was poop in the urinal again, first thing in the morning, 8:30 am, poop in the urinal, then the next day, and the next, and the next, and the next.

At this point people were started seeing a pattern and started calling this mysterious figure that was pooping on the urinal every day, "the urinal shitter", he became a legend, people were making memes, making rumors and everyone was just talking about it as day after day as poop was showing up in the urinal at the boy's bathroom, 8:30 am, first thing in the morning, there was already poop sitting there and the bathroom was constantly getting closed down to clean the poop in the urinal.

This went on every day for around 2 weeks until the urinal shitter's methods were uncovered, turns out, the urinal shitter was hopping the fence to get into school 1 hour before it opened, going to the boy's bathroom and pooping in the urinal and he was doing all this while wearing a ski mask and how did we figure this out?

Because one day the principal just happened to be at school 1 hour before it opened and he saw the urinal shitter going into the bathroom from his office and tried to chase him down after he left the bathroom but he just couldn't catch him, the urinal shitter was too fast. After this, the principal was infuriated, he wanted to bring justice to the urinal shitter, so he held a school assembly, trying to convince the urinal shitter to turn himself in and stop pooping in the urinals. Of course, this sparked even more jokes and discussion and at this point, everyone was looking at the "urinal shitter" as a sort of hero, people were starting to really like him and root for him. Then, the urinal shitter starts getting bolder, the urinal shitter starts an instagram account where he's posting pictures and videos of him doing this using a ski mask and using a filter to hide his voice, this brought even more attention to him, it was all people talked about, the school was trying to figure out who it was based on the account and even the police got involved but they still couldn't figure out who it was as he was using advanced methods to hide his identity, whoever the urinal shitter was, they were really smart.

Meanwhile the urinal shitter was going to school earlier and earlier in the morning as now the principal was starting to go to school early everyday in the hopes to catch the urinal shitter, so, the urinal shitter one day goes to school at 3 am, as usual, hops the fence, he isn't expecting anyone to be there, due to the hou,r and now he enters the bathroom from the window of the bathroom, as they started locking the door to the bathroom. However, as he was getting into the bathroom, he gets stuck on the window and all of a sudden the principal shows up. As the urinal shitter is still stuck in the window he hears the principal, he starts panicking, he falls backward from the window, breaks his back and gets caught by the principal.

Turns out, the urinal shitter was the model student with a 4.0 GPA, he was the last person anyone suspect, hell, he was a good friend of mine and never in a million years I would've thought it was him, then he obviously gets expelled and after that, no one ever heard from him again, all his social media accounts are gone, we call his number and nothing happens, no one ever saw him again, he went completely off the grid, rumors started spreading that he sued the school, that he changed schools, that he fled the country, there were even people saying he died and I guess we'll never know. but what is for sure is that he cemented himself as a school legend.

[sparklychaosandotherthings]

Headcanons for Sam Winchester that are true because I say so;

As promised from my poll! (Sorry for the delay; organic chemistry is a BITCH.)

- he does literally NOTHING with his hair, EVER. He barely brushes it, doesn’t use conditioner, and forget to cut it; and yet it looks amazing everyday. Sam is the very definition of “I woke up like this.” (Yes, it drives Dean so far up the wall as he takes a minimum of an hour and a half to get ready)

- he always thinks girls don’t like him, but really; it’s cause he can’t tell when a girl is approaching him and blatantly flirting. (“She seemed really nice!”😁 Dean: 😑)

- before he started hunting with his brother; he was always known as the most positive, upbeat, spunky, innocent person any of his friends knew. But a lots changed since then….

- he likes movies and tv shows; but he doesn’t actually ever watch them. Half the stuff Dean quotes he HAS actually seen, but he always falls asleep or gets distracted and doesn’t remember.

- he’s allergic to sooooooooo many things. So many things. Not really food tho, mainly just the outside. He goes thru about 4 pill packs of allergy meds a week. (He used to only need 1 pack of prescription allergy meds, but since they’ve been on the road he can never get it refilled, let alone renewed.)

- the reason why Sam knows so much about fairy tales; (and Dean doesn’t even remember this) is because whenever Sam couldn’t get to sleep as a kid, Dean would read him whatever fairytale kids - book he could snag from whatever public library they were near at the time.

- the worlds worst dancer, both Winchester brothers are, but Sam is the worse of the two. It’s because Dean at least owns the moves, Sam just looks like he has to poop….

- his left ear IS pierced. It was a dare from his friends in college, he doesn’t wear it around Dean cause he would never hear the end of it…. (But he just couldn’t bear to let the piercing close up/heal, he secretly thinks it’s so cool)

- CAFFEINE ADDICT. The man cannot do anything without his coffee, tea, soda, if it’s caffeinated, he’s drinkin it. (As a consequence of this; he LOVES Starbucks. pumpkin spice lattes + 4 expresso shots = happy sam)

- he’s SUCH a light sleeper. And Dean is a SNORER. It’s a nightmare. (And not the prophetic traumatic kind)

- he kinda hates driving. He doesn’t really mind in the impala cause he’s used to it, but he only really volunteers to drive now when he knows Dean needs rest. He thinks driving is boring and he always has to force his eyes to stay on the road ahead.

- he thinks Dean is the funniest person alive. He laughs on the inside at all of his brothers jokes. (He wouldn’t admit that even on his deathbed, demons couldn’t torture that info out of him)

- kids kinda make him nervous. His regular charm doesn’t really work on kids, they’re always unpredictable, and they’re so fragile. He of course is always kind to them, but he’s not really comfortable with them.

- he was obsessed with dinosaurs as a child; one of his secret greatest wishes’, is to have a case somehow involve dinosaurs. Dinosaur ghosts.

- he has a pretty heavy southern accent like Dean, but in law school, people didn’t take him seriously tho, so he practiced for 4 months to drop the accent. (He slips sometimes when he gets really mad or excited)

I threw in a few more Headcanons then I normally would cause I felt bad for making y’all wait so long!!! 💜

[darkmaga-returns]

Jun 29, 2025

00:00:00 - Introduction & Zohran Mamdani’s Rise in NYC Politics

The hosts discuss a Saturday recording schedule and graduation parties.

Shift into politics with a deep dive on Zohran Mamdani, a socialist NYC mayoral candidate.

Mamdani proposes raising property taxes on wealthy white neighborhoods and easing taxes on outer boroughs.

00:10:00 - Mamdani’s Controversial Proposals & Political Identity

Mamdani suggests rent control reform, government-run grocery stores, and increased hate crime prevention funding.

He aligns with progressive causes including sanctuary cities and LGBT rights despite tension with his Muslim background.

His past includes praising controversial figures tied to the Holy Land Foundation.

00:20:00 - Memes, Radicalism & Disruption

Hosts riff on Mamdani’s resemblance to Adam Sandler’s “Zohan” and meme potential.

Talk about his backstory—born in Uganda, Indian heritage, educated in the U.S.

Speculation about his radical views and potential to disrupt traditional politics.

00:30:00 - MH370 Orbs Video Controversy and Ashton Forbes’ Passion

Discussion shifts to the infamous MH370 orb video and Ashton Forbes’ advocacy.

Forbes proposes a teleportation theory involving gravity waves and covert tech.

Debate over whether the video was digitally faked or authentic.

00:40:00 - Community Response, Emotional Meltdown & Congressional UAP Hearings

Forbes explodes emotionally online over debunkers challenging his claims.

Hosts critique the UAP hearings for lack of new info—mostly NDA talk from Elizondo.

Representative claims Trump was briefed on alien-human hybrids; joke about Adam Schiff being one.

00:50:00 - Listener Calls & The Cult of MH370

Listeners call in to discuss MH370 and conspiracies.

Hosts note the obsessive passion on both sides—debunkers and believers.

Discussion on Ashton's career shift and his deep investment in the mystery.

01:00:00 - Listener Banter, Ric Flair Pooping Saga Begins

More calls with banter on relationships and podcast preferences.

Ric Flair reportedly defecating in Tampa bars becomes a major comedic bit.

Hosts compare this bizarre behavior to other wrestling legends and personal encounters.

01:10:00 - Ric Flair’s Public Incidents & Meteor Crash in Georgia

Continued talk about Ric Flair’s messy public behavior.

A large meteor crash in Georgia prompts media attention; roof damage reported.

NASA confirms it was a “bolide” – a very bright meteor.

01:20:00 - Skating Culture, X Games, & Spectrum Internet Shotgun Story

Nostalgic discussion on the X Games and shopping cart stunts.

Spectrum confirms service outage due to shotgun blasts at internet cable.

Bizarre audio clips from local news bloopers add levity.

01:30:00 - Taco Bell Car Crash Incident & News Wrap-Up

Woman crashes into police cruiser while distracted by Taco Bell food.

Hosts debate her potential lawsuit and fast food distractions.

Wraps up with odd headlines and summer family gathering plans.

[inoppositionflorien]

There exists in this world some stuff that's bad in what should, in principle, be a boring way, but actually rolls right around to being fascinatingly boring, as if they were deliberately trying to figure out how boring they could make it.

And sometimes it feels like it exists specifically to become source material for Youtube poop, despite having come out originally in the 1960s, and thus being largely out of range for the demographics making those.

Anyway Cool McCool is an animated series that ran for twenty weeks between 1966-67. (And like everything else of the era, probably stuck around in reruns into the 70s)

I think perhaps it is an unappreciated innovator in the field of being dull-to-the-point-of-being-fascinating. It's 60% catchphrase by weight and rises to as high as 80% in the in-between segments about Cool McCool's Pop (the Cop). None of the catchphrases are good. The jokes are often incoherent. Essentially every non-protagonist character has an extremely unfunny bit they do in every appearance. (Cool McCool, of course, has at least three, because he's on screen more than other characters.) The plots and scripts are so formulaic that I think there's maybe like, eight unique lines of dialogue per seven minute segment. Inexplicably Bob Kane, co-creator of Batman, was involved.

[nosoapradiozine]

cambridge blessed with the presence of the legendary matt farley

today is a sort of half "new music" post, as i would like to regale you all with a post about the legend that is matt farley and the banger of a show he and his band of friends performed at the world-famous cantab lounge in cambridge, massachusetts on march 21st, 2025.

but will, you ask, who in the world is matt farley? you have heard of him whether you know it or not. he is the man who has written over 25,000 songs, mostly about poop, cities and towns, household items, names, and celebrities. he has also written many "no jokes" songs under band names such as moe's haven, caniko tucci, the big heist, and more. he has also written and directed incredible films such as don't let the riverbeast get you!, local legends, heard she got married, heard she got murdered, slingshot cops, and my personal favorite, monsters, marriage, and murder in manchvegas. he has also written a creativity guide called the motern method which has helped this stalwart writer immensely in recent times.

and so you would think, gee why haven't i heard of matt farley if he's done so much? well, because the world simply doesn't appreciate good art.

in any case, i had the great fortune to farley's show at the cantab. farley spent the pre-show talking with every patron at the bar as he is a man of the people. his band - made up of bassist chris "pete" peterson, guitarist tom scalzo, and drummer doug "froggy" brennan - got to work preparing diligently for the show while farley worked the crowd. (i got the chance to chat with farley a bit, and he informed me that i was in a few shots of his film local legends: bloodbath, which is of course the long-awaited sequel to 2013's local legends.)

anyway, the show began with a bang, as farley and band led the crowd in classics such as "poop into a wormhole", "my goldfish dead", and the moes haven hit "dig in!", as well as a rousing tribute to cambridge which quoted good will hunting, much to the delight of the fans including myself. many of farley's songs have been released under various names on spotify and other streaming services, but this has never deterred his allegiant followers (who, as farley insisted later on in the show, are NOT in a cult.)

perhaps you have seen videos of other very famous bands performing in major stadiums. u2 at the la coliseum on the joshua tree tour when they were dubbed the biggest band in the world. the rolling stones' voodoo lounge. queen at wembley. few four-piece bands these days hold a candle to those titans of yore. and yet farley in his gold jacket had all the star power of bono, mick jagger, and freddie mercury combined, dazzling the crowd with his antics and stories and getting them involved in the show, while the band behind him performed effortlessly with all the expert musicianship of artists who have worked the stage for years.

other songs farley and the band performed touched on the fallibility of the human mind ("i forgot what i was gonna say"), the power of blotting away mistakes and forgiveness ("the bleach song (i use bleach!)"), the constant and merciless passage of time ("used to be a pizza hut"), the forces acting upon this world without our knowledge ("the mothman song (believe in the power of the mothman!)"), and of course, a song about a pickle sandwich (appropriately titled "pickle sandwich".)

the crowd which packed the basement of the cantab remained high energy throughout the two-hour extravaganza of music. but the excitement for this show has been high since farley announced it months before. it was part of a three-night tour across new england (dubbed as farley and band's longest tour ever) with shows in portsmouth new hampshire, cambridge, and the mass college of art in boston. and those showing up to these performances are bringing their a-game, as they love farley's work and are not afraid to show it. i certainly was rocking out to "plow guy hit my garage" (the song that introduced me to farley's work.)

the show ended with rousing renditions of "it's ok to break the law if you have good intentions" and the regular live favorite "i'm in no kind of rush to go home." and after the final song the audience certainly was not rushing out the door; they stuck around to take pictures with farley and the band, peruse the stacked merch table filled with farley's albums, books, and films, and also chat with each other and make new friends. it truly was a night full of fun and friendship, beautiful art, and a celebration of creativity and life itself.

and selfishly, for this writer, it was a fantastic way to kick off a birthday weekend.

anyway, as always, matt farley is releasing new music as we speak. throughout the entirety of 2025, he is putting out a new "no jokes" release each month. so far each release has been under one of farley's different artist names. january's was matt motern manly man's what we wanna remember. february's was brennan mcfarley's february files, a collaboration with doug "froggy" brennan. and march's was caniko tucci's a genre of different wonders. it behooves you to go peruse each release and then the rest of matt farley's works immediately.

so that's all for this post, as i'm still recovering from rocking out so hard, frankly. sometimes i wonder how rockstars such as farley do it. the endurance and creative spirit of the true entertainers of this world know no bounds. goodbye for now

[homokira]

a sentimental rant about my time on dn tumblr bc its been well over a decade since ive been on this site and when i used to shitpost on here about it daily

there is smth very strange about being a part of peak death note tumblr back in the 2010s. like so many inside jokes that idk how many of you out there remember still (ex. lightbun) and not knowing if i might be a part of someone’s fond memories of those times back then too like some of you were for me. its very interesting and cool!! the fact that stupid edits of mine have made it onto heritage blogs now and i still get notifs on things i did a decade ago is hilarious

i still love death note and the fact that i got to meet the english voice actors in 22’ was a fever dream and even just over the weekend i still bought a l/light keychain from a convention. some fandoms just stick with you forever! i miss a few friends made back then, but i just hope theyre doing well now 🫶

im 27 now but i got involved in the fandom here when i was just 15. i made so many friends on here and had fun skype calls/livestreams/etc and it really did give me fond memories to look back on as a full grown adult. i moved out back in 21’, im getting married this year, and im into bg3 very much at the moment, but seeing dn fans still active warms a place in my heart and i dont think it will ever go away. im more active on twitter now and its so funny seeing all these new dn fan groups/circles on there and posting similar stuff i did 10+ yrs ago; some things never change and its a lot of fun to see scrolling by as an outsider.

point is death note really means a ton to me and its so awesome i still have this blog. also did you know yagami spelled backwards is -

PS: the fucking iconic youtube poop my title is from on my blog and has been that way for YEARS has now been privated on youtube im actually going to gnaw my fingers off?????

[forbidding-souda]

Kazuichi, Kokichi, Nagito, and Rantaro hcs for a male s/o that has a thing for butts/farts/poop?

I considered a few other characters for this, so don't be surprised if I come back at some point :3

Kazuichi Souda, Kokichi Ouma, Nagito Komaeda and Rantarou Amami with a male S/O who is into butts, farts and poop (short headcanons)

sorry guys i'm not posting so much like i promised but i'm in my relapsed era i haven't spent a single night sober #insomnia

This is also short short short short short headcanons bc brain is thinking about the versatility of situations so i don't wanna section things off into one scenario. + obvious i have no idea what i'm doing so let me know and send that prt 2! I'll provide! Whatever makes you feel more represented. Anyway I researched that this kink comes in a wide variety in terms of on a scale of things so i just wrote what i read about. I'll make it longer the second time bc I think I've gotten ahold of what's going on in this scat community.

this was so fun to write so if anyone wants to send requests then lmk i love stigmatized fetishes.

-Mod Souda

Kazuichi Souda

❤ It's not crazy to him

❤ He loves being desired anyway.

❤ Such a natural biological process having such a sexual effect on you is almost amusing, in a prideful way.

❤ Serial hand washer afterwards

❤ Definitely more on the emitting side rather than the touchy feely side.

❤ Consuming what his body can produce, it's alluring. It makes your heart race, it fuels your arousal. It's almost addicting. You feel as if you're involved with him on a level that surpasses physical and mental desire.

❤ Ass eater ty. Likes his ass eaten too.

❤ Has def never have a rim job but fw it heavy after you do it to him.

❤ The feeling of his farts coming out is just to die for. He'll let you touch him, smell him, adore him.

❤ Will jack you off as you can smell the scents his body lets out.

x

Kokichi Ouma

❤ Completely open to it, it's not the worst thing on the planet.

❤ It's the sensations that was the first surprise. Warmth, goo, touch, the smell.

❤ Okay to laugh at himself. he will not be able to take it seriously and will crack jokes.

❤ He doesn't have many jokes about the farting aspect, he'll just keep his eyes on you, analyzing your reaction.

❤ Loves having stuff inserting inside of his ass, and as a gay man i can confirm that when a dick is pulled out of you really fast it literally feels like shitting. So that's basically just practice for this fetish.

❤ It being taboo is part of the fun.

❤ Is hella good at rim jobs.

❤ Has mastered the perfect angles when it comes to taking videos of him shitting.

x

Nagito Komaeda

❤ Definitely flattered that you're open to him about it.

❤ He loves stigma's so bam.

❤ He definitely already has that one worksheet of fetishes ready to go.

❤ Does he wash his hands? Srry LOL.

❤ Now he definitely doesn't mind things like shit smeared on surfaces or touching it in areas like that.

❤ Will give you blowjobs as he deficates. Could be in the 69 position too, whatever you prefer.

❤ Give him a crazy rim job and he'll be devoted to you.

❤ I feel like he's be into piss to shit is like the short step above that.

❤ Farting makes him feel girly in a way. It seems like such a strangely feminine thing to be lusted over.

x

Rantarou Amami

❤ He's sexy ash so good pick

❤ Stigma stigma stigma but who gaf. He travels anyway. It's more popular in different countries. He's not uneducated, just unpracticed.

❤ Hand washer

❤ He's like get away from the carpet please and thank you.

❤ Not used to being the bottom in any way, and having things inserted into him is such a strange feeling, especially being stretched to suck an extent. But having his body's natural bowel movement be what gets you off, then perfect. He doesn't have to do much.

❤ Seeing such a beautiful man doing something so dirty, rawr rawr rawr,

❤ The fart part is easier, surprisingly.

❤ When he's away, he'll take videos of him shitting for you <3 he loves you that much.

❤ But his body's odor in person is what you want the most.