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girl are you sure???????????????
#eye contact#i dont know a lot about those things and its not like i doubt those benefits but like 😭#girl idk if youre getting them here
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Jon sketch but it’s one of those aus where he becomes a professor post eyepocalypse
#art#digital art#sketch#tma#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#in my mind his pfps are like calibri black on white bg with the rare out of place gif/meme#everything is credited and sourced and the last 3 slides is just the bibliography#student: Mr sims where did you get your scars#other student: oh my god Karen you can’t just ask someone where they got their scars#can’t decide whether he stares you in the eyes for an uncomfortably long time or if he just never makes eye contact#students: hes autistic
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idk I find quite often with people interacting with wild animals you do kinda have to be the 'fun police' as an advocate on behalf of the wild animal
#daily stuff#yes this is about people getting defensive of that one post about moo deng#your response should not be i didnt know so stop being mean!!!#the ideal response should be oh shit i didnt know ill keep an eye out for that and let others know
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If you're looking for me, I'll be actively sobbing over this frame for thousands of years:
EDIT: PEOPLE WE HAVE A POOLVERINE SERVER HERE BABE!!!
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EDIT 2: We're now +90 in the server so the only way to join now is via dm, if you want to join send me a dm and i'll give you an invite!!
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EDIT 3: It's not that hard to reblog instead of reposting it bub :') Had to repost the credits version cause people kept reposting it T-T 03/08/2024 -----------------------------------------------------------
EDIT 4: From now on, we're not sending invites anymore. We're a lot in there (around 160 people) and to keep it under control and manageable, we won't be sending out invites for a good while. If you want to be put on a waiting list, please DM me (I won't be responding to comments, just DMs) and I'll keep in touch with you.
#HELLO LOOK AT HIM#LOGAN YOUR HEART EYES ARE SHOWING#Get somebody who looks at you the way Logan looks at Wade#deadpool and wolverine#mine#deadpool#deadpool x wolverine#wolverine#wolverpool#deadverine#loganpool#wade wilson#poolverine#forever crying at this ending#THE BEST
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Night vision.
Or beastfolk eyes doing that glowy mirror thing that animals have at night time.
#you get up in the middle of the night and see just a pair of glowing in the darkness#or if your at an event the whole dorm turns to you and suddenly your in a monster movie surrounded by glowing eyes#twst#is my art#twisted wonderland#jack howl#ruggie bucchi#leona kingscholar
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the inherent homoeroticism of "no one gets to kill you but me"
#blue eye samurai#this too is yaoi#mizu/taigen#enemies to lovers#🤞🤞🤞#no one else gets the honor of killing you but me#no one else gets the exquisite pleasure of killing you but me#no one else gets that power that control of you but me#i don't trust anyone else with your death#blue eye samurai spoilers#although it does happen p early on#my post
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monologue
#they said i couldnt have a worse speech bubbles to image ratio and i said 'bet?'#isat spoilers#in stars and time#in stars and time fanart#isat fanart#isat siffrin#isat loop#two hats spoilers#isat#lucabyteart#sifloop#not rlly but it gets the tag in case ppl r backscrolling my tags on my blog for some reason#anyway this dialogue has been kicking around in my files for about 2 months as it is known to do & i wanted to play with typesetting#'write a fic if you like words so much' absolutely not . what if it was pictures instead. and also i wanted an excuse 2 loop gradient#but yeah uhhhh this is very . very loosely the result of me thinking about the 'island is trapped in the fucking future' theory.#like if so. would it just like. reappear. when the rest of the world catches up w where it was stuck in time. like . 20 more years on.#and thus the q: god wait at what point would sif be older than the age they last knew their parents to be. theyre nearly 30 now so like.#you can see my logical path thru these thoughts yes? anyway i think its fun when these two put their braincells together to realise#the horrors. and kind of exclusively the horrors. wahoo!!!#anyway food for thought re: island reappears and to the islanders it's not been any time at all. but its been like 30 years for the rest#fuck do you do: your boy returns 30 years older plus a family (maybe even a child) and minus . a fucking eye.#also theres a fucking angel with them? update. thats also your boy what the fuck. wait fym theyre married. hold on. wait--
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I think one of the funniest things about the Sabzeruz event is that the devs choose to go with Candace, Traveler, and Paimon having a whole "Ooh, two mysterious men are going into an alley to have a 'private' conversation; they must be bad guys!" only to then go "Oh just kidding, it was only Alhaitham and Kaveh doing typical Alhaitham and Kaveh things."
Except the "Alhaitham and Kaveh" thing in question this time was talking about Mehrak, a sentient robot that Kaveh built using absolutely forbidden technology, and which he then whole-heartedly willed would develop a consciousness of its own, violating one of the central taboos of his nation's governing agency, committing what amounts to an inherent and extreme felony punishable by law.
Alhaitham and Kaveh: Listen, we're not bad guys discussing illegal activity here. We're just two men having a private, personal conversation. Happens all the time.
Paimon, Candace, and Traveler: Oh cool, they're not doing a crime; they're just gay.
But they were, in fact, doing a crime.
#genshin impact#alhaitham#kaveh#haikaveh#kavetham#mehrak#I still can't get over how Kaveh is friends with the chief of police#and living with the former Acting Grand Sage#and Tighnari had to completely hide Karkata's existence with ARSON to get rid of the evidence#but everyone in the entirety of Sumeru just said#ya know#let's let Kaveh have this one#and no one blinks an eye at Mehrak#who is obviously capable of reasoning and rational thought at this point#Light of Kshahrewar is truly the favorite#everyone in Sumeru has one exception#and that exception is Kaveh#let's be real#the reason no one is saying shit about Mehrak#is no one wants to deal with Scribe “I overthrow the government when people displease me” Alhaitham#bro really said “Upset Kaveh at your own peril”#“Only I'M allowed to upset him”#the last people who made Kaveh sad have been sentenced to living in caves and subsisting off mushrooms for the rest of their lives#and this was seen as mercy on Alhaitham and Cyno's part
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It is so iconic that Agatha became the one thing her toxic ex hates: a ghost
#agatha harkness#agathario#I’ll post more thoughts tomorrow morning but WOWWWWW#agatha all along spoilers#agatha all along#what a masterpiece of a show I’m so happy#ghost Agatha can get it idc#irls avert your eyes!!#rio is gonna be sooooo mad fight 2.0 incoming
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Bruce Wayne is canonically a very handsome man (he is called a "pretty boy" and he is in his 40s, for fuck's sake), and he is pretty famous as a rich philanthropist who doesn't want to leave his awful cursed crime infested city. So, there must be a ton of people thirsting over him on the internet. Fancams, edits, fanfics and imagines ("kidnapped with Bruce Wayne 😍 by a Gotham rogue"), the whole charade!
And anytime one of the batkids stumbles on a thirst post, they have the most dramatic disgusted reaction, loudly gagging, before sending the link to the batkids chat, because if they must suffer, then they should all suffer. Clicking on a link in this groupchat is like playing russian roulette, and getting rickrolled is a good ending.
#bruce wayne#batman#batfam#dc comics#my ramblings#no I'm not tagging them all I want to live#being a batkid is being cursed to see everyone thirsting over your father figure as Bruce Wayne AND as Batman#tim: guys what do you think about this?#jason: FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK FUCK U FUCK U#cass: 😬🤢🤮#damian: drake your end is near#steph: thanks i'm going to bleach my eyes now#dick: this is how you treat me??? your perfect big brother who loves and cherishes you???#harper: i know i should never have given you my number#barbara build a program that block any bruce thirst content so she never gets the fright but she will send a link to one from time to time#because of his years of stalking Tim cannot escape the Bruce thirst posts they pop up all the time
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Macbeth moshang,
#moshang#mobei jun#shang qinghua#sv#scum villain#twitter is now officially banned in brazil#meaning I moved to bsky#in honor of this occasion#I decided to take out yet another art#this time the macbeth parody#inspired by those cool play posters#bc they rly work well for moshang I think!#also other 2 things:#sqh is the crown and the sword and I honestly think he loves this#and the second thing is that I will never get tired of making sqh focused only on mbj#while mbj is breaking the 4th wall to smite us all with his eyes#yes mbj; we dare look at your sqh hehehehehe
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As the oldest of four I say I'm qualified enough to say, close enough!
#linked universe#linkeduniverse#thetoyboxs#my art#lu chain#so anyways#they're family your honour#also someone pointed out Hyrule may have older sibling energy#which I am not denying!#because I too am a healer#As in I watch them WWE each other#and then when one of them gets bruised I smack on some cream#very very much a healer#Time is and always will be the youngest#sorry not sorry#its the dad vibes that are blocking your eyes#look deeper and see him for what he truly is#a lil shit
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Danny Is An Alternate Version Of Ra's Al Ghul And Flash Already Called Dibs On Adopting Him
Danny In All His Sleep Deprived Slightly Scuffed Up From A Fight Glory Is On His Way To Clockworks Tower To Hopefully Get A Nap And Maybe Some Homework Done When A Natural Portal Opens Up In Front Of Him And Proceeds To Unceremoniously Drop Him In The DC Verse Just Outside Of Central City Before Promptly Closing Leaving A Tired Danny Behind In A Run Down Abandoned Parking Lot.
It's Times Like This When Danny Regrets Putting Off Learning How To Make His Own Portals, Cause Now He Is Very Much Stuck For The Foreseeable Future And He Has No Idea Where Or When He Is. Luckily For Him However Central City Isn't Too Far Away, Unlucky For Him However Is That Once In The City He Realizes This Isn't His Dimension. He's Pretty Sure He'd Remember Something Called The Justice League.
So What Do You Do When Supernatural Bullshit Fails You? You Fall Back On Your Mad Scientist Roots And You Make A Portal Gun. So That's Exactly What Danny Plans To Do.
Unfortunately Staying Alive And Building Questionably Safe Portal Technology Requires Money And Supplies, So He Ends Up Wandering From City To City Doing Odd Jobs/Fixing Up Busted Tech For Cash Or Unwanted Electronics For His "Operation: Get Home" Needs. This Obviously Ends In A Few Superhero Encounter Shenanigans.
Though He Always Ends Up Back Near Central City, Both On The Off Chance The Natural Portal Will Open Up Again And Because Out Of All The Superheroes That Apparently Exist In This Universe The Speedsters Are His Favorite (Red Robin Is Solidly His Second Favorite Ever Since The Gotham Vigilante Gave Him A Large Coffee Filled With Enough Caffeine To Kill A Man).
Unbeknownst To Danny However Is That Every Hero/Vigilante He Has Encountered Has Come To At Least One Of The Following Conclusions; 1. Run Away Meta Who Is In Desperate Need Of A Good Meal/Adoption Bait. 2. Possibly Red Robin/Tim Drake Clone 3. A Good Kid But Could Possibly Be A Future Rouge If Left Unsupervised. 4. Did Bats Get A New Kid And Why Is He Here?
All Flash Knows Is That He Saw The Kid First And Therefore Has Dibs. Suck It Bruce.
Fast-forward A Few Months And Danny Gets Hurt During A Rogue Attack While Trying To Help Some Civilians Get To Safety (Old Hero Habits Die Hard (Ha Die Hard) And All That Jazz) And He Nopes Out Once Everyone Is Safe And When The Paramedics Are Busy With Other People Unaware He Left A Blood Sample Behind.
One DNA Test Brought To You By Paranoid Bat Concerns Of A Possible Red Robin Clone Later And They Find Out That Dannys DNA Matches One Ra's Al Ghul.
They Now Think Danny Is An Escaped Ra's Al Ghul Clone.
Memes For The Vibes:
#captain's posts#this has been haunting me#the flash/any of the speedsters:*exist*#danny:*can feel the speedforce on them* i like your vibe funny man#basically danny is actually an alternate version of Ra's Al Ghul and gets chucked into the dc vesrse#because natural portals are bitches hijinks ensue#and while i do love batfam adopting danny i think its very funny for flash to just yoink him while the big bad bat isn't looking#i desperately need him and tim to be besties tho specifically before they find out danny is an alternate Ra's Al Ghul#danny:*sitting in a park and tinkering with some circuitry* oh hey flash :)#flash: hey kid! great news i might be adopting a kid soon!#danny: oh really? thats cool-#flash:*holding out adoption papers and doing his best puppy eyes* its you. sign here.#danny:*vague memory of clockwork complaining about speedster pops into his mind* hmmm#danny:*deciding to be a little shit cause what else do you do when you're almost a year into being stuck in an alternate dimension* >=)#danny: sure why not? soooo full name or what?#flash:*didn't expect to get this far* uh-#i also really like danny being clockworks apprentice/time line clean upper so danny just remembers cw bitchin about the speedsters#also cause im a sucker for tim x danny...#tim:*having a crisis cause the cute meta kid he befriended/has a crush on may or may not be a vlone of Ra's Al Ghul* aaaaasaaaaaaaasaaaaaaa#dick: you okay buddy?#tim:*aggressively points at the dna match of danny to Ra's Al Ghul on the bat computer* AAAAAAAAAAAAAA#dick: Oh-#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#dpxdc
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Since i already like to draw arthur with longer, scruffier hair in s2-3,, it was only a matter of time before i gave him a ponytail
#it took him and john 30 minutes to tie it btw :))#arthur lester#malevolent#malevolent podcast#art#digital art#“orthur your hair is getting into your eyes i can't see anything”
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no because people never shut up about how bad bill fumbled ford which,,, okay valid BUT can we talk about how bad ford fumbled //FIDDLEFORD//?!? FOR A DORITO?!?!??!?
#like okay fair i too would do anything for bill cipher#but#CMON#my man got you an axolotl and that wasn't enough?!?#imagine crushing on your college roommate for years ONLY TO GET BEATEN BY A DEMON TRIANGLE#he literally ruined his marriage for ford#girl if ford doesn't want him i'll take him ANYDAY 💍💍#i too would also go insane#gravity falls#billford#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddauthor#ford squared#lmao i love that ship name so much please can we keep it *pleading eyes*#bill cipher#stanford pines#the book of bill#mej's favs
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Now that Gravity Falls has some new content I decided to breathe life into an old au! To separate old designs from new designs I'm just gonna call this a new au altogether: Through Your Eye. (lol "eye." get it?)
It's trading lives au!! Swapped at birth!!! Trading spaces!!!!!
Basically: What if Stanford Pines was the dream demon and Bill Cipher was the human?
Bill Cypress may have unorthodox ways, but he has a kind heart and just wants to find everything out there that's WEIRD! Meanwhile, Ford Pinnacle is a vindictive smart-ass who's determined to make everyone who doubted him pay, aka... THE WHOLE UNIVERSE!
I've got a few more fellas to design so........ stay tuned..... :]
#tye au#through your eye au#swapped au#billford au#bill cipher#bill cypress#gravity falls#human bill cipher#character design#gravity falls au#gf au#swap au#not every character is gonna get swapped#this is a billford au lol so just those 2 and anyone directly associated with them will change
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