#and in this essay i will explain to you why in my till all-in coke rant the idea of him sustaining a non fatal injury and moving on-

[crustyfloor]

HE PARALLELS HIS ALL-IN COVER ART. TILL IS SO BACK. (HE'S GONNA WIN)

[crutchie-with-a-y]

Hiya Sophie🥰 how are you? Could I please request Jack Kelly x reader where he’s being touchy and begging for them to love him but reader is busy with school so they don’t give him enough attention? And then Jack gets super quiet and when reader is done with hw, reader feels super bad about not giving Jack enough attention, they treat Jack with cookies they’ve made and talk about this and the two of them end up cuddling the whole night sharing sweet kisses. Jack lays his head on reader’s chest🥺

Hey! I’m doing pretty good, what about you? Thank you for the request! Sorry for the wait, I’ve been a little pre-occupied, but I hope this is something like what you had in mind! <3

“Haha, yeah we’ll see you later, Finch!” You laughed and waved as your friend said his goodbyes and turned down his street. 

“Oh thank GOD he’s gone!” Your boyfriend, Jack, said as soon as Finch was out of earshot. You and him and about a dozen other friends always walked home after school together, one by one peeling off from the group as they reached their streets. Finch was the third to last to turn onto his street, which left you and Jack to walk the rest of the way to your homes, (which is actually how you started dating in the first place). Jack, who was usually happy to have friends around, had seemed restless to get away from the group today, and once he was positive Finch couldn’t see or hear you, he pinned you against the stone wall the two of you were passing on the sidewalk. He passionately kissed you and for a moment you completely lost yourself in his rough lips that tasted of cherry coke and the cigarette he had shared with Race at lunch. Then you reminded yourself that you had some homework to complete and a test to study for. 

“Jack,” You gasped when he pulled back for air and began to nibble at your ear. “Jack, Jack I don’t have time.” Jack pulled back without removing his hands from where they held your wrists against the wall and squinted at you.

“What are you talking about?” You snapped your wrists forward and glared at him as you began to walk again, him following at your side with the same look on his face.

“I have homework.” Jack stopped completely and you turned back to look at him. 

“The fuck you don’t,” Jack said, obviously pissed at you, and that was rare, so it made you pretty uncomfortable, you had to admit. “You finished your math in class, you told me at lunch. Your history project isn’t due for a literal month and you’re already almost done with your poster. You wrote this week’s homework essay for English on Monday night.” He walked slowly, listing everything off on his fingers. 

“Well there is more math,” You said defensively, as the pair of you turned a corner onto your block. 

“More math? What the-oh my god the EXTRA CREDIT PACKET?!” He looked at you like you were insane and you bit your lip and looked at the concrete. “Y/N, you’re a straight-A student. You don’t need the extra credit. And even if you still wanted it ‘just in case,’“ He imitated you as he followed you up the stairs to your front door. “You literally have all semester to turn it in, and it’s FRIDAY. It’s FRIDAY! Can we not just relax and do couple things for ONCE.” He said, turning around to look at you while you shut your front door behind you. You glared at him. He KNEW how important school was for you and how much you stressed about getting all your work in on time, why was he being so rude about it? 

“I also have science,” You responded, pushing past him and into your dining room to pull your laptop and textbook out of your bag and set on the table. Jack loudly threw his bag on the table in front of you and headed into the kitchen. 

“Please tell me your kidding,” He said, popping open a can of Pepsi. You flipped through your textbook pages angrily, upset that he didn’t seem to get it. 

“No, I’m not kidding.” You said sharply, only turning to look at him once you’d said it, just able to catch the sad, exhausted look on your boyfriend's face. You felt guilty, but before you could apologize, his face hardened again.

“Y/N I WAS UP TILL 3 AM YESTERDAY HELPING YOU WITH YOUR SCIENCE PROJECT. HOW DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO DO?” He yelled, which made you shrink a little as you typed your password into your laptop, but then your blood boiled. 

“YES AND I AM GRATEFUL FOR THAT, BUT THERES A TEST ON MONDAY-”

“ON MONDAY?” Jack stepped up on the chair next to you and sat on the table and closed your computer in an attempt to get you to look at him, but you just crossed your arms and stared at the logo on the top of your computer. “Y/N, please, you can study all weekend for that, when your parents get back? Cmon, right now we have a little alone time and I really need-” 

“Everything to be about you?” You whipped your head up to look at him. His eyes looked hurt, but you weren’t going to take it back. 

“No, I’m sorry, I just, I’m really-”

“Annoying.” You glared at him, and then it was Jacks' turn to shrink, but he didn’t boil back, and you felt a twinge of guilt. “Look, just, just give me an hour.” You opened your laptop back up while Jack slumped over, flicking his pop tab in defeat. After a few minutes of the “tingggggg” noise echoing in the quiet room, you reached over, without looking up from your screen, and placed your hand on top of his fingers to stop the flicking. You kept it their longer then you meant to, and Jack rubbed your knuckles with his thumb, lightly squeezing your hand. You pulled it away abruptly, and wouldn’t let yourself look at the heartbroken look on his face. 

Awhile later your phone buzzed for what felt like the thousandth time from your laptop bag and you couldn’t take it anymore. You ripped your bag across the table and dug around for it in the front pocket. 

“Why the hell do you keep calling me?” You said sharply into your phone. 

“I was calling to ask you why the hell Jack has been active on Instagram for the past three and a half hours?” Katherine matched your tone on the other end. You pulled your phone back from your ear to look at the time and cringed when you realized how much you’d gone over your hour. Jack had walked off into your bedroom what you thought was a few moments ago but was actually two hours ago. You were still annoyed though, and Katherine being so nosy didn’t help.

“I don’t know,  he just is,” You said snarkily. “I’m studying,”

“Your parents are out of town and you SERIOUSLY, SERIOUSLY are studying on a Friday night instead of spending time with your boyfriend?” She sounded shocked, and you didn’t appreciate her judgment.

“Look, Kath, I-”

“Especially after he got fired yesterday.” Your heart dropped.

“Wait, what?” You prayed that you had misheard her.

“Yeah, I guess he forgot to call in yesterday, so when he didn’t show up his boss told him to, and I quote, ‘not bother showing up anytime after that either.’“ Katherine explained exasperatedly. You wanted to vomit. “Wait, how did you not know about this?” 

“Um, ahhh, I gotta go,” You said, standing up quickly and hanging up as you walked towards your bedroom. You slid your phone into the pocket of your jeans and lightly tapped the closed door to open it a smidge. Jack was sitting on your bed, on the phone with someone, his back propped up against the wall, looking out the window with his forearms resting on his knees which were bent up so his feet were on top of your comforter. You pushed your door open a little more to see that he had taken his shoes off so he didn’t get dirt on your bed, which he knew you detested. A small smile pulled at the edges of your cheeks; even who he was upset with you, he went out of his way to please you. He was so selfless. Your smile fell. And because of that selflessness, he had ended up sacrificing his job to help you out. You looked back at your laptops glowing screen in the dark dining room, the blue light reflecting off the cover of your textbook. School stressed you out so much. So, so much. You had always been a very good student, but a slight dip in your performance the semester before had lead to a stern talking-to from your parents that made you absolutely terrified to get anything lower than a perfect 4.0.

You looked back at Jack, who was still on the phone, flicking paint out from under his nails, oblivious to you in the doorway. He gets that, you thought to yourself. Jack understood the pressure from your parents and the immense fearful stress school put you under. Jack was always willing to be a supportive boyfriend, no matter how hard you made it. 

“Oh yeah, no (he’s/she’s/they’re) busy studying right now. (He’s/She’s/They’re) really stressed about school,” Jack said into the phone. “Hey, hey, (his/her/their) parents are really strict and put on a lot of pressure, it’s not (his/her/their) fault. Besides, I’ve never seen you turn in homework once so shut up.” Oh my god, You thought, feeling yourself tear up. He was literally standing up for you over something that you had just argued about, and on top of it, he didn’t know you were watching him, so he did this out of sheer integrity. You let your guard down for a second and let out a loud sniff, and immediately darted behind the door, hoping he didn’t see you. He continued talking to whoever it was he was on the phone with, causing you to let out a sigh of relief. Then you just stood there for a moment, unsure of what to do. You peaked around the door again, just as he started to laugh.

“Hahaha, yeah me too, I haven’t had dinner yet, I’m starved.” For a moment you felt even more guilty, knowing he was waiting for you to eat, but then you felt a light bulb click on over your head. You headed into the kitchen and began to quietly open and shut cabinets, gathering the ingredients you knew you would need to surprise Jack. Your boyfriend was often fairly mysterious, but one thing everyone could tell you about him was his obsessive and at times even frightening love of snickerdoodles. As you quietly dumped cups of flour into a bowl, you couldn’t control the small giggle that escaped your mouth as you remembered what an important role snickerdoodles had played in your relationship.

“You have some snickerdoodle crumbs on your lips,” Jack had said after diving into the cookies you had made for him on his birthday. But before you could reach for a napkin, he had stopped you. “Actually, let me take care of that.” And the next thing you knew you were having your first kiss with Jack Kelly. 

You carefully pulled the pan of cookies out of the oven and slid them onto a plate. You clicked the oven off and picked up the plate, your hands protected by polka-dot oven mitts. You knew you should probably wait for them to cool, but you were too impatient. You walked over to your bedroom and bumped the door open with your hip. Jack’s phone call had ended awhile ago, and he was laying on his back on your bed, his knee propped to support the notebook he was drawing on with the stub of a pencil. He looked up when you walked in, and quickly set aside the drawing materials.

“Snickerdoodles?” He looked at the plate and then back up at you. “I always welcome humankind's best invention but what is the occasion?” 

“A sincere apology,” You said, you had practiced what you were going to say while you were baking. 

“Oh no, I’m sorry, you don’t have to-” Jack started, shaking his head.

“No, I do.” You said, setting the plate on your comforter and gesturing for him to take a cookie. “I was being a self-centered asshole, and for that, I am so deeply sorry.” Jack began to shake his head again as he slowly broke his snickerdoodle in half.    “No, I was.” You said, sliding your hand under his chin and lifting it up so he was looking you in the eye. “I am so sorry about your job, Jack. That was completely my fault and I take full responsibility. I promise I will call your boss and try and talk him into taking you back, and if he won’t I will find you another job. A good one, that you like. I promise.” Jack set his cookie back on the plate and turned his head away and swallowed hard. You moved the plate to the floor and reached your arms around his shoulders to pull him closer to you.

“You are just so selfless. Truly, the sacrifices you make for everyone else, without a second thought amaze me. If you lost your job to help me with a science project, I cannot imagine the other things you have given up to make other people even the slightest bit happier.” You heard Jack choke into your shoulder, and you planted a soft kiss on his head. “You are the best person I know, Jack Kelly.” And with that, your boyfriend let out a broken sob and his shoulders began to shake as he cried. You slowly leaned back on your bed so that Jack’s head rested on your chest and his tears dripped onto your T-shirt. You rubbed his back and kissed his head, careful to be delicate. Eventually, his sobs stopped and the two of you sat in connected silence. 

“Where are those snickerdoodles?” Jack sniffed. You laughed.

“They’re on the floor.” You lifted your arms so he could lean down and get them. He picked the plate up and set it up over your shoulder, grabbing the one he broken in half earlier. He kissed you sweetly before laying back down on your chest and nibbling on the cookie contentedly. You looked down at him with a warm smile on your face and in your heart. 

“I love you, Jack.” 

“I love you too, Y/N.” 

[stick-zac]

Something from today #051 - #100

Something from today #100

Me: *Turns volume pp to 90* Friend: *Jumps in shock* F*ck you! Me: :D

Something from today #100 13, August, 2015 *Girl shows me a picture on her Instagram* Me: You’re *drops to the ground* drop dead gorgeous ;) Girl: *starts blushing*

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Me: Hey man Friend: Hey man Me: I got one question Friend: Yeah? Me: What are thoooooooooooooooooooooooose!? Friend: … Me: I gotta dash bye

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Brother: Do I smell good? Me: Uck… I.. Cannot.. Talk.. Too Disugsting… chocking on vomit… Brother: You suck Me: UCK!

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Friend: I bet I can get it in from all the way over hre (Roughly 20 feet) Me: If you can’t, then you owe me a $1,000,000 Friend: Alright *Throws it and misses) Me: Let me try *throws and gets it first try* Me: GET F*CKING WRECKED SON!

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This SFT was posted by infinityonmeme i totally made my online friend’s day like i made them so happy and now I’m happy ———————————————————— Something from today #099 Me: Here you go teacher *hands her my written essay* the definition of perfect Teacher: Hehehe Everyone: Wow alright man! Woo!

Guy: Who wants to kick FingerRocks out of the group? Everyone: *No one raises their arm* Me: Who wants to kick him out? Everyone: *All raise their hands and those not part of the group also raise their arms* Guy: You know what, I’m just kidding ———————————————————— Something from today #098 Guy: Who wants to kick FingerRocks out of the group? Everyone: *No one raises their arm* Me: Who wants to kick him out? Everyone: *All raise their hands and those not part of the group also raise their arms* Guy: You know what, I’m just kidding ———————————————————— Something from today #097 Girl: I love you Guy: I love you too *Both start making out* Me: *Pretends to vomits* Me: :D ———————————————————— Something from today #096 Brother: *Takes my chocolate and runs away* Me: Oh hell no *Throws a pack of toilet paper at him* Brother: *Drops to the ground* Owwwwwww Me: You just got TP! ———————————————————— Something from today #095 *After playing FNAF 4 with my friend* Friend: You bloody gave me 2 heart attacks! Me: Hey, hey now… It was only 2… better than the 4 I planned… ———————————————————— Something from today #094 Me: *Gives a friend a packet of tissues with a picture of jeans on them* Put this in your pocket Friend: Okay *put it in her pocket* Me: Now take it out Friend: Okay *starts to take it out* Me: Jeanception Friend: You’re weird ———————————————————— Something from today #093 Friend: I like Nerf Me: It’s Nerf or Nerfing Friend: Yeah Other friend: Oh god that was bad *5 Seconds later* Friend: Hahahahahahaha ———————————————————— Something from today #092 Friend: I have accounting homework to do Me: *Starts looking around for something* Friend: What are you looking for? Me: Someone who gives a sh*t ———————————————————— Something from today #091 Me: Well I gotta be magoing so Imma bebazzle dazzle and razzle off Friend: … Me: Billazle later ———————————————————— Something from today #090 Me: Are you an owl? Friend: What? Me: Because you’re a HOOT! Friend: :) Me: :)

———————————————————— Something from today #089 Me: Who wouldn’t want fried rice? Friend: I want some f*cking fried rice! ———————————————————— Something from today #088 *Infinityonmeme had called me out about making 87 SFT so I sent her ever single one made* Her: Holy SHIT Zac that’s so many omg Me: *Drops mic* You’re damn right it is ———————————————————— Something from today #087 *Friend tells me something about them* Me: Damn Friend: What’s wrong? Me: Now I gotta change my insults Friend: Like? Me: Well before I knew you went both ways I’d make a dirty comment, now it’s like I can’t make a comment based on a mutual and self-respected choice in today’s society ———————————————————— Something from today #086 I finished doing my school’s play* Friend: I’d say it is 10/10 IGN ———————————————————— Something from today #085 *I just finished doing my school’s play* Friend: Hey man it was nice seeing you, good luck with the play Me: Thanks *starts leaving* Friend: Oh f*ck, sorry, I meant good night, damn it! ———————————————————— Something from today #084 Friend: It’s 8:45-ish Me: It’s 9:04 Friend: …Yeah I was close ———————————————————— Something from today #083 Me: I don’t have to be at school till 10 Friend: *Gives me the itching my head + flipping you off gesture* Me: Love you too ———————————————————— Something from today #082 *Mum had recently purchased some Royals (The chocolate marshmellow thing)* Me: Mum, do you want Lorde? Mum: Yes, I’ll take 2 please Me: hehe, you get me ———————————————————— Something from today #081 *Brother is currently playing the PS3* Me: Your time is like the sky, it’s up ———————————————————— Something from today #080 Friend: *Shows me a picture of a cat in a bowl* Me: He looks like a giant milk shake ———————————————————— Something from today #079 *Me and a group of friends chatting* Friend: Look at these big muscles Other friend: You mean those tiny bags of fat? Everyone: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! ———————————————————— Something from today #078 Me: Come on guys, let’s us go out and enjoy the lov- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY EYES!!!!! ———————————————————— Something from today #077 *Me and my friend arguing about who was right with another friend* Friend: You’re wrong Me: No I’m not. What do you say Friend 2: … Me: Look you can make *slides 5$ into his shirt pocket* your own decision Friend 2: Uhh Me: See *takes back 5$ and suddenly I got 10$* Me: What the? ———————————————————— Something from today #076 *Me and friend are using towels to whip each other* Friend: Now this is what true friendship is ———————————————————— Something from today #075 *Me and my brother playing Call of Duty Black Ops II Zombies* Brother: So anyway we need to activate Generator- Me: AHHHH!!! Brother: Ahh *drops controller* What the hell was tha Me: I was scared by the zombies… ———————————————————— Something from today #074 *Me and my friends are helping me find locations to put up some Cup Cake Sale posters* Friend 1: Put them on the ceiling, so when the teacher gives the students homework, they’ll go “Ahhh” and look up and go “Ohh cupcake sale” *me and Friend 2 start laughing* Friend 2: Hahaha *leaves because he might die of laughter* Teacher: Is he alright? ———————————————————— Something from today #073 Me: *Makes a pun* Aaaayyyeeee Friend: … Me: I’m sorry ———————————————————— Something from today #072 Jack: I’ve made a new video Me: You posted our GTA V race? Jack: Uhh, it’s with someone else Me: Oh… *Later* *Me to James* Me: Jack is cheating on me! *Another friend I know who happens to be named Jack and looks at me with a concerned look as his girlfriend looks in surprise* Me: Uh… I can explain… ———————————————————— Something from today #071 Me: Cool Friend: Sweet Me: Rad Friend: Hectic Me: Amazing Friend: Spontaneous Me: Fantastic Friend: Splendid Me: Magnificent Friend: Excellent Me: Brilliant Friend: Terrific *Says he has to go* Me: Extraordinary, bye *Friend logs off* Me: I WIN!!! ———————————————————— Something from today #070 *My friend Infinityonmeme is doing World’s Greatest Shave and I’ve donated $10 so she gives me a special receipt* Her boyfriend: Oh, how come I don’t get one Her: You only donated in coins *I’m doing the Macarena whilst they argue* ———————————————————— Something from today #069 (Hehe) Friend: Why do these chairs have clips on the legs? Me: It’s so you can connect them together and play Musical Chairs Friend: … Other friend: He is being sarcastic Me: Yeah… ———————————————————— Something from today #068 *I tell a joke to prove to my brother it does make sense* Older brother: Cool *walks away* Brother: Wait for it *10 minutes later* Older brother: Wait a minute! ———————————————————— Something from today #067 *Me and my friend playing Minecraft* Friend: I’m going to kill this pig Me: Why? Friend: Because Me: Well that sounds like a legitiment reason ———————————————————— Something from today #066 *Me and my brother in an insult contest) Me: You so stupid you sold your car for gas money Brother: You so ugly you made Medusa cry Me: … ———————————————————— Something from today #065 Brother: I too have played the story of Black Ops, I’m nearly near the end Me: What level is the prison level? Brother I haven’t made it there yet Me: It’s the second level… ———————————————————— Something from today #065 *Me and my brother talking about his COD trophies* Me: Why don’t you play Story and actually get trophies? Brother: … You suck ———————————————————— Something from today #064 Me: *Tells my brother some obvious COD Facts* Brother: Oh maw gawd, IIIIII did not know that!!! How, how crazy is that? Me: -_- Thanks Brother: :D ———————————————————— Something from today #063 Me: You’ll rage quit in an hour Brother: No I won’t *10 minutes later* Brother: Screw this game! *Slams controller* Me: Well, I was wrong and you’re right Brother: -_- Me: :D

———————————————————— Something from today #063 *Makes a pun* Me: Anyone? No? Okay… ———————————————————— Something from today #062 Me: *playing PS4* Yeah man, I gotta go but I’ll be back on in about an hour, bro wants to play Brother: What do you mean an hour? Me: You’ll rage quit in an hour Brother: No I won’t *Later* Brother: Screw this game! Me: c: Brother: No, I didn’t quit *More Later* *Brother tried making the Staff in Call Of Duty* Brother: What’re you looking at? Me: I’m not looking at you making the staff Brother: Too far man! Too far ———————————————————— Something from today #061 Brother: Dude why are you up so late? Go to bed *He procceds to start eating dinner* Me: What about you? Brother: *mouth full* What? ———————————————————— Something from today #060 *Brother walks in with a can of coke* Me: Awww yeah share that *I take the can and he puts his hand over the lid* Me: *Trying to drink through* You know, I can’t drink with your hand in the way Brother: Gee I wonder why Me: Yeah move your hand Brother: -_- ———————————————————— Something from today #059 Brother: You’re so ugly Me: No I ain’t Brother: yes you are, look in the mirror Me: I would but your ugly face broke all of them Brother: … Me: BD ———————————————————— Something from today #058 Me: What’s the difference between a guitar and a tuna? Family: What? Me: You can TUNA Guitar but can’t GUTAIR a tuna! Family: *Shakes head in disappointment* ———————————————————— Something from today #057 in Photo Form! http://stick-zac.tumblr.com/post/122764871188/something-from-today-57-in-photo-form ———————————————————— Something from today #056 *Me and my friends playing Uno* Me: I’m so glad I have… *Friend puts down a Draw 4* and screw you too ———————————————————— Something from today #055 Cousin: Are you and your brother close? Me: *I’m placing my brother in a chokehold whilst punching him* Yeah… We… Are… Very… Close… ———————————————————— Something from today #054 *Me and my friend playing Minecraft, because we live in different time zones I’m a day ahead of him* Friend: Well I gotta go to sleep, it’s 4:30 Me: Yeah, I’ll play with you yesterday Friend: … Wait… whaaa Me: Because tomrrow for you is yesterday for me Friend: Stop f*cking with my mind! Me: :D ———————————————————— Something from today #053 *My friend got GTA V for his laptop* Friend: Man the flying in this game is bad Me: Maybe you just suck? Friend: I’d like to see you try Me: Oh yeah!? *Dies within the first 3 seconds* Me: Oh… ———————————————————— Something from today #052 *Me and my brother running back home after giving food to our neighbors. She always gives us some packet of chips as a gift back and I toss them at my brother, however she hands something to my brother and they dash off but before I can get out the door she hands me some more items* *I then run back to my brother* Brother: GHaha you ain’t got nothing to throw at… Me: *I throw 4 chip packets at him* Brother: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH *falls to the ground* Me: Bet you didn’t see that coming did ya! ———————————————————— Something from today #051 Mum: Can you bring your sister to me so I can do her hair Me: Sure *My sister doesn’t like it when I get close to mummy because she is jeaulous and runs after me to stop me* Sister: Go away! *Mum grabs her* Sister: Help me! Me: Nah I’m going away *pretends to throw on shades and sings “So you wanna be a gangster”*

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