#and imma do that real quick...

[reyreadersblog]

SAVE A HORSE RIDE A COWBOY!!

[s0rr3l]

“You- get back here you stupid monkey!!!”

just shenanigans on the road ;)

bonus:

[crimsonconstl]

Uhhhhh *Casually drops some traditional jayvik and leaves*

[oneshotgremlin]

PIZZATOBER 2024: (yippee headcanon!)

Really putting the “trans” In transformation lol (honestly surprised I haven’t seen anyone else make this joke)

[qtubbo]

Guys is it just me or has tubbo gotten a lot more passively suicidal since Fred’s funeral, I haven’t seem him die so much for so little reason in ages… it could just be the tubhole but also it just doesn’t seem right

[be-an-echo]

🌿 Last Line Tag Game 🌿

Rules: in a new post, show the last line you wrote (or drew) and tag as many people as there are words (or as many as you feel like).

Thank you for the tags @adhdprincess and @bumblepony!

(I'm sooo late to this game and everyone's been tagged 🥲 sorry friends; but if anyone has a new line or a drawing I'd like to see it)

[poppy-and-radar]

🐇

[satansfreshhottiddymilk]

OBSESSED with that last Kari post. however all I can think about is how the hell is that thing gonna fit on that tiny strap 😭 we need a pt 2 of her cramming that thing on. duct tapping even. (all jokes aside this art is FANTASTIC, the lighting and textures are gorgeous)

Ollie deadass prolly had to get a power drill to put it on there 😭 thats The Tentacle Strap now

[bolithesenate]

wait. has anyone ever asked ChatGPT about Goncharov (1973)?

[stormyoceans]

https://x.com/1stkgatitos/status/1832036029546827895

SLACK JAWED SHAKING OUT OF MY SKIN CRYING SHITTING YELLING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS FOAMING AT THE MOUTH THROWING UP BLOOD WHILE IN A DEAD FAINT ON THE FLOOR EXPERIENCING THE ENTIRE RANGE OF HUMAN EMOTIONS PLEASE AVERT YOUR GAZE FROM THE PHYSICAL SPACE WHICH I OCCUPY THIS IS AWAKENING SOMETHING IN ME

ALRIGHT OKAY ALRIGHT ALRIGHT COOL COOLCOOLCOOLCOOLCOOLCOOL JUST A QUICK QUESTION: ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO BE A PAIRING IN KIDNAP OR ARE THEY THROWING THIS AMOUNT OF UNHINGED CHEMISTRY IM MY FACE FOR FREE JUST TO GET ME INVOLUNTARY COMMITTED. AND IF IT'S THE LATTER IS ANY GMMTV EXEC SEEING THIS SHIT AND HAVING THE VISION BECAUSE HOLY SHIT

[jmkho]

✨️HAPPY BIRTHDAY @oliverreedmasterass ✨️

🥳 Wishing Aly a wonderful birthday today! I hope you have a wonderful birthday with lots of giggles & goodies 🎂 🥳

🗡 It took me some time to get Oliver Reed to stop running around chasing everybody!🗡

The gif is so quick I'm so sorry! The text reads -

🗡🥃Welcome all!🥃🗡

It's very astute of yew to join me, to celebrate Aly darlin's BURF DAY!

[seven-thewanderer]

I’m sorry I hate the mind process of when I go “Ooh I really want to do Thing A” and then “But I really should be doing Thing B” and “But I also need to do Thing C” and then also “But I also have to do Thing D as well…”

…and then I just do nothing.

[lorethebookworm]

Being a very slow person is nodding along during every conversation until someone takes pity on you and explains what the fuck is going on

[allylikethecat]

the new all the kings horses is so good!! my jaw dropped when he switched back to thinking of him as matthew instead of matty because thats what he called him earlier when he didn't trust him. i feel so bad for matty though 😭😭😭

AHHH thank you so much for reading! I hope it was worth the wait and I apologize again for taking so long to post it. My body was being very rude and falling apart on me. Thankfully I think I'm better now (even though I did accidentally set my alarm last night for 4:30PM instead of 4:30AM so I was rather late for my 6am riding lesson lol)

Poor Fictional!Matty is really going through it. He thought he was giving Fictional!George space because that's what HE likes / wants when he is injured/unwell and also is absolutely shitting himself that he is now expected to travel and go to all these horse shows this summer. That's not what he signed on to do, he hasn't shown properly in YEARS and he basically got ran out of the sport before. And now Fictional!George is accusing him of stealing medication?! (He didn't by the way) and also for setting him up to steal his rides on the horses (also did not do)?! Like he thought Fictional!George loved him and he was thinking maybe he loved Fictional!George as well and instead he has somehow managed to get his heart broken standing in the aisle way at his place of employment.

AHH I'm so glad you noticed that bit about calling him "Matty" vs "Matthew" it was a switch that I know people noticed but didn't comment on when it first happened and I was so excited for it to flip back to "Matthew" when things went south. If you can believe it though, the outlined version of this chapter was set to be even more devastating but then I back tracked a little and was like "Ally chill." Thank you so much for reading and for the continued support! I hope you continue to enjoy this fic and that you are having a wonderful Wednesday and a fantastic rest of your week!

❤️Ally

[thresholdbb]

[chiyohlecter]

thinking about how me watching like house md and the wire when i was like 12 has probably somehow led to me being 26 and watching fucking shonen anime, well anyway have fun watching succession and yellowjackets and actual good shows guys, i will be over here watching fucking demon slayer or something, peace and love