#and im probs beating around the bush too much

[dearpyramus]

ian didn’t say to lip “you’re the closest thing to a dad we ever had” just for people to keep saying the latter ended up like his father…

like idk maybe it’s just me maybe it’s not that serious but i think it’s weird they take 1 similar struggle they had and reduce lip to that and compare him to his abusive father who ruined his life even after lip is actively trying to break the cycle

[tfw-no-tennis]

hxh movie....2!

ruth and i watched the second hxh movie and that certainly was a movie

the title is already cracking me up lmao ‘the last mission’ THATS SO DRAMATIC. 

the first like 3 scenes feel totally disconnected like theyre from different movies vnjskdfnsdkflk

‘many decades ago’ vbhjdsfbajsdf that phrasing is hilarious somehow 

damn young netero just killed jeb bush 

ah look its our movie villains, starting their villain stuff

so i guess this is set around where we are in the series now - like, somewhere in this beginning part of the chimera ant arc where gon and killua are hanging w/kite. which is kinda funny bc they dont explain AT ALL how and why gon and killua are in this city suddenly hvbajdsfjskdjan

killua skateboarding makes me smile :’) love it 

IS THAT ZUSHI??????? AHHHHHHH MY BOY!!!!!!!!!! BABY BOY!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT HIMMMM HES A LIL BUFF 7 YR OLD NOW OUGHHHH HES GROWN SO MUCH...POWERFUL BABY....IM SO PROUD 

omg wing and bisky are here too!!! nen fam 

im so proud of zushi being a floor master omg....i love how the side characters progress and grow offscreen, separate of the protags, kinda like seeing pokkle again (rip tho, i think) 

LEORIOOOOO MY MAN!!!!!!! he really showed up for like 3 seconds then gets KOd and dumped in a sewer....STOP DOING MY MAN SO DIRTY GIVE HIM SCREENTIME..

ohhh so we’re doing anime die hard. kinda like the first macadamia movie 

that lady rlly just stabbed herself huh.

these antags look like theyre from naruto. main antag dude looks like about 7 different anime guys fused 

oh man netero got dunked on immediately Ls. gotta take him out so the protags can do the fighting 

gon and killua are so good. and also in love. epic 12 yr old romance 

KURAPIKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lookin sharp in a suit. also just looking depressed as hell in general. KURAPIKA ARE YOU...GOOD....ARE YOU STAYING HYDRATED??? TAKING UR VITAMINS?? I DONT THINK YOU ARE. 

also i still cant believe kp is working for neon still...it rlly feels like they just gave up on life and just figured that staying there was fine or w/e

now the 3 protags are goin full die hard thru the tower...WHERE is leorio i cant believe they rlly threw my mans in a sewer like that smh 

these guys r rlly called ‘the shadow’ thats so edgy 

also i watched this like a few hours ago but im a dumb bitch so im reading thru the wiki article for the movie to remind me what happened, and apparently The Shadow(tm) was the black ops division of the hunter association, and they were later rekkt once they started w/the On...i so didnt get that while actually watching the movie vhdakjfhbskdfn thanks hunterpedia for explaining that one to me 

wooowww so the HA rlly just committed massive, morally reprehensible war crimes and then just sealed it all in a book or st and moved on. yikes id be mad too, generic anime dude villain 

so these three rlly just resurrected a dude by going into the desert and saying ‘hey we r emo can you give us some power and maybe anime jeb bush’ and that Worked 

now kurapika is fighting the dude in the control room and gon&killua are fighting Big Dude WHO BEAT UP ZUSHI!!!!!!!!! get his ass boys 

LEORIOOOOOO MMY MAN IS BACK FROM HIS SEWER ADVENTURE!!!!!!!!! ILY SIRRRRR 

and then he immediately gets yoinked by hisoka, who is for some reason in this movie. i feel like they were like oh yeah hisoka is like, the 5th main character/antagonistic force of the story so i guess he should be here. its hilarious tho bc he spends 90% of his already limited screentime in this movie just playing w/his playing cards and smirking. bastard man you just gooo awayyyyy

seeing beans again omggggg green dude u r great

also who the FUCK is that smarmy looking blonde at the HA HQ...i hate him already based on 1) his atrocious pattern-clashing fashion sense, and 2) his smarmy aura. he looks like hes never thought a thought in his life. ruth says he might be buddies w/ging which makes me hate him even more 

gon and killua....r dating. ty 

when gon and the bad guy start fighting in the elevator shaft and killua just kinda watches hvbajddfhbsjf hes like ‘oh the narrative demands that gon fights solo for a bit so i guess ill stay here’ lmao 

but then he saves gon with his physics-heavy electromagnet elevator clamp plan....smart baby 

then after they defeat the guy they just start chatting lol i love them 

ohhh shit the guy exploded, thats fucked up 

poor gon :( more trauma for the poor kid 

meanwhile kurapika fights an evil clone of themself. wow 

tbh kurapika could totally one-up these guys by being like ‘well ok at least you have each other, im the VERY LAST kurta’ 

its strange to see kurapika fighting w/the sticks instead of the chains tbh

WHO THREW THAT KNIFE AT THE GUY IT HAS TO BE LEORIO HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

LEORIO AND KURAPIKA REUNION HHHHH THEYYYYY

they are married tyvm 

kurapika is soooo not doin well like...please get some rest

kurapika referring to their ‘new friends’ hmmmm thats probably an actual canon reference since this doesnt get brought up again in the movie. probs referring to w/e kp is doing in canon at this point 

LEORIO USING NEN LMAOOO hes like pshhhh that was easy but internally hes like owww....sir ily sm 

damn kurapika rlly stabbed that guy w/a stick huh. rip dude 

ohhh shit its those drug capsule things 

KURAPIKA RLLY TOOK A BULLET FOR LEORIO HUH. I HATE IT HEREEEEEE

leorio best dude

wow so kp has to make an On covenant OR DIE...yeah i think theyll choose the die option 

squad reunion :’) even tho kp is like, dying 

gon is such a good boy :( ily baby 

leorio and kurapika are str8 up married ty 

final battle timeee

love how at this point in the story gon only has one attack so he has no choice but to keep doing that same attack (well, the 3 variations) over and over til st happens lmao 

lmao gon and kurapika are rlly on the opposite ends of the ‘On’ scale here w/kp willing to die rather than accept using On, and gon seeking out On for POWER and also VENGEANCE 

the themes of gon’s righteous anger on behalf of others continues...

the boys are rlly getting tossed around a lot this movie geez 

hh boy gon is now...PURPLE-BLUE 

oooh killua convincing the lady to chill out was cool - tho ngl i didnt realize she was still alive 

now netero can go ham. i wonder if he’ll finish the fight or if gon will 

uh oh gon is Extra Feral now 

gon: IM EVIL NOW

killua: NOT ON MY FUCKING WATCH 

oughhh they love each other so much bro. fuck this 

gon banging his head on the ground and then killua jumping in between him and the ground....true love bro 

gon snapped out of it WITH THE POWER OF LOVE!!!!!!!!!! im emo and gay. thanks 

love how even when netero was younger he was still like, an old guy lmao 

and then the next day theyre all just back in heavans arena hbvhdahdfbjsakf who cares that the building just got hijacked? whatevs 

kurapika smiling a little and melody then smiling knowingly....melody is like Bitch I Know Youre In Love 

still kurapika seems like. not Right. pls get some therepy 

im glad zushi got to fight that guy like he was supposed to....and w/the nen fam cheering him on :’) 

THOUGHTS

its wild how they didnt really delve into the whole ‘war crimes’ thing w/the hunter association lmao. idk if this movie is canon so that might be why....they just brushed over the fact that the HA was like, running concentration camps and murdering entire groups of people. wild 

this movie was fun!! it felt more like hxh than the last movie, which v much felt like a generic anime movie. this one felt more in character. it did fall into typical anime movie tropes sometimes but the characters felt more like themselves here, espec w/the point of the story this seems to be set at 

like gons anger and all that - while it obvs comes from a place of love and kindness, he can get carried away sometimes...i feel like we’re gonna rlly delve into the negative impact of this in the CA arc and i am both so ready and not ready at all 

this movie was hella gay which i appreciate. love the gays 

all in all this was fun!! i wish there were more hxh movies lmao i love anime movies. well at least theres the musical LMAOOO im gonna watch that soon 

[microsoftedgy69]

Goliath, part 1

[prologue]

-- tipsyGnostalgic [TG] began pestering tremoloTangible [TT] at 11:11 -- TG: yo TT: Hey, what’s up? TG: have u checked up on our tl lately TT: Depends. What century? TG: ours TT: Then no. I haven’t been there in several months. TT: Why?

TG: k so TG: the carapaces are still there right TG: and i sometimes check up on em to make sure theyre doin ok. get enough to eat etc TG: but theyve all been losin their shit lately and i mean its kinda hard to talk to em properly but i dont wanna beat around the bush here so im not gettin into that TG: theres been some concerning stuff happening on our good old earth al TG: my alternian is p rusty and my translator gave me some weird results here n there but im gonna send u an article abt it and trust that ur language pack can handle it -- tipsyGnostalgic [TG] has sent file ______.png --

You don’t have blood that can turn cold. You don’t have breath that can stutter in your chest. But some years ago, you were a human kid, and in this very moment, you remember perfectly how all these things felt.

TG: al

You reread the article. In your mind, your non-existent blood goes from freezing to boiling. You almost forget to switch your language pack to English when you reply to them.

TG: u still there TT: Yes. TT: Sorry. TT: She is turning Earth into a military base. TG: yeah thats what i was getting from it too TT: Hmm. TG: i dont like what that prob means 4 the carapaces TG: cant imagine shell give a shit about em yfm TT: Yeah. TG: idk abt ur part of the world TG: u said the apartment is underwater anyway aint it TT: It is, yes. TT: It’s still… I don’t know. TT: This might be silly. TT: But it’s still my home. TG: its not silly TG: this whole thing feels wrong TT: Yeah. TG: sooo TG: what do we do abt this TT: What? TG: we should b able to do something about this right TT: You wanna stop the Condesce? TG: ppl in other timelines have done it TT: That is correct. TG: we could do it TG: right TT: I have drafted a plan or two in the past. TG: o have u TT: I wasn’t sure if you were interested. TG: im pretty interested these days TG: the others not so much tbh but i cant blame em TG: theyre worried bc u know. i happen to be a lot less immortal than her or you TT: I’ve planned for that. TG: lmaooo TT: We’ll get you immortal and kill the Condesce, Rox. TG: man u rly are him huh TT: Told you.

Your name is Alan Strider. Sometimes, when you jerk awake at night, you are sure, one hundred percent sure, that Her Imperious Condescension is not done with you yet. Sometimes, when you sit on the deck of the boat you live on, recovering from nightmares, you think that she might come for you one day.

When that happens, you make plans.

You prepare.

It’ll be you who comes for her.

It’s you who’s not done yet.

i wanna hunt like david. i wanna kill me a giant man.

Roxy looks good when they come to meet you by your storage unit in Brazil. Grown up, you think, and determined. Nevertheless, something flickers over their face when you show them what's inside; when they lay eyes on the dismembered imperial drone you stole from your home timeline. You can relate. Your face doesn't show as much, but you feel the same every time you think about it.

You sit on scrap metal and talk about your plans. You have several, for different scenarios, and you accept what Roxy wants to change about them. The phrase Are you sure you want to do this is uttered back and forth a couple of times, before you both understand that yes. You're sure.

The way you end up agreeing on is simple enough -- if it works, you end up with a dead Condesce, a conditionally immortal Roxy, and a destroyed spare body of yours. If it doesn't, you have a list of other plans you can resort to. Stakes are high, but you've thought this through.

It's worth it.

So, you and Roxy get to work. You have to program the drone to go back home to mommy -- step one of the plan is both to find out her whereabouts, and to start coaxing her back to the planet she's having rebuilt. It might take a while, so it'll give you both time to… well, to gather up your things and make arrangements like pet care in your absence and telling your respective friends what's going on, you guess. You're not looking forward to this part of your masterplan, but you barely have time to think about it.

Anything that has you accessing an imperial drone's software is still prone to give you flashbacks bad enough to make your mechanical hands shake, so it's good that you have Roxy by your side this time. Practiced as you might be, they are still way better at this than you. You give them pointers to where they’ll find the parts of the programming you need to hijack, just to speed up the whole process, then you leave them be and go do your own work.

Roxy laugh-scoffed at the way your notes concerning the drone looked. When you disassembled it, you made yourself a map so you could put it back together, but it doesn’t look like something anyone else could ever decipher. It works for you, though. Part for part, the heap of metal starts resembling the huge beasts that almost killed the both of you on numerous occasions again.

“You wanna look over this before I finish it off?” Roxy asks eventually.

“I’m sure you did great,” you say, but you want to look over it anyway. You don’t get shivers down your spine now that you’re a robot, but you feel the sense of cold and dread in the back of your mind, going over the very program that made your lives hell, that both saved you and killed Dirk. Roxy reaches for your hand, and you take it. You exchange another We’re really doing this, huh? look, but nobody says it out loud anymore. You say, “Looks good.��

You captchalogue the finished drone, then transportalize back to Roxy’s part of your home planet, and release it. It’ll find its way back to the Condesce, and then promptly self-destruct, leaving in its wake only a message to goad her back to Earth. Once she’s made it back here, you’ll move on to the next part of the plan.

Until then, for now, you will wait.

Roxy hugs you before they disappear back to a different timeline’s Barcelona, and you disappear back to your boat in a different timeline’s Indian Ocean. Only once you are home and alone do you allow yourself to actually feel something.

Everything from Roxy messaging you to your feet hitting the deck of your yacht again happened without pause, your mind going on autopilot. Something was happening, so something had to be done in response, your plans had to be set in motion, there was no time to think about any of this. No time to fully realize what’s going on.

You stand there in the scorching evening sun of your current timezone, stare out at the horizon, and wait for the fear to come.

What hits you instead is cold, calculating, ready-to-maim anger.

You are not scared of her. Not when you know exactly what you’re going to do, where, how, and when you’re going to do it, to bring her down. You’ve been scared your whole life, and it’s enough, now. It’s enough. She’s taken your family from you, your childhood, your friends, your life as a human kid. If after all she’s put you through there is one person who has the right to destroy your home planet as well, it sure as shit should be you.

You square your shoulders, flex your hands, and refocus. You’ll have to talk to Alma to make sure you can time this coup just right to be back home for his big day.

And before that, after months and months of fighting it, you’ll have to tell your boyfriend that you’re doing the exact thing you promised him not to do.

There’s no going back now. You’ll make whatever sacrifices you need to end it once and for all.

[luckyfaeth]

HAHA NO DUDE WHY DID YOU STOP GIMME MORE STAUBREMILY

sdfkjsldk I JUST DONT WANT PEOPLE TO HAVE TO SCROLL A MILE TO GET TO THE ENDS OF MY POSTS 

aubrey started the whole rebel vibe in high school when her dad started putting intense amount of pressures on her

if it weren’t for beca, aubrey would’ve probably just collapsed under the pressure of it all, but beca helped her relax and they would ditch school together when things got to be too much

they’re best friends and probs always will be (even tho they hate to admit how much they love each other, they do) 

aubrey works as a mechanic. she specializes in motorcycles, but also is good at restoring vintage cars (at least her dad gave her one good talent) 

emily and stacie like to visit aubrey at work because she’s wearing a white tank top w grease stains on it and she’s all sweaty and her muscles are showing ...  aubrey’s buff ok 

aubrey, stacie, and emily have most definitely fucked while aubrey was at work because damn aubrey’s hot

they are the Aesthetic Queens ok

aubrey has like her very specific carefully picked out dark clothes, leather jacket aesthetic

stacie has her super feminine, kinda boho aesthetic; lots of crop tops and skinny jeans and the occasional fun boho pattern 

but emily is a mismatched mess and her gfs think its adorable

she'll be wearing like  5 different colors, mismatched patterns, her socks NEVER match

a majority of emily's clothes are from thrift shops because she thinks the sweaters have fun patterns and she gets the big mens ones so she has sweater paws

aubrey used to hate the whole sweater paws thing she's always been like "just roll your damn sleeves up assholes" 

but emily is standing in the kitchen sipping hot coco with her sweater paws and shes all sleepy looking and her glasses are fogging up bc of the hot coco steam and aubrey cannot physically handle how cute she is

emily also likes sundresses but she gets cold so aubrey is Chivalrous and puts her leather jacket over her

emily collects succulents 

emily and stacie always want to take dorky photos and selfies all the time and grumpy aubrey is like "no. im not doing that you cant make me" and emily looks her her with big eyes and a pout and stacie promises to make it up to her later and aubrey's like "hmph. fine but im not doing a pose"

they probably have so many pics of stemily making dumb faces and aubrey being grumpy and angry but you can see her trying to fight a tiny smile

also pictures with emily and stacie kissing both of aubrey's cheeks and she's still trying to look angry but its pointless

stacie and aubrey’s favorite hobby is teasing emily 

which is super easy because the two of them could breathe and emily’s like “omg theyre so hot...” 

stacie is a good balance between the other two’s very contrasting personalities 

aubrey is super soft for both of them

she’s soft for emily because well...how could you not be!!

but stacie is so grounded and practical and doesn’t beat around the bush with things and aubrey loves that 

[dragmiire]

TLOZ ASK MEME. send a number for a zelda-themed answer!

@bransles sent : 7. favourite dungeons + 11. favorite ganon characterization + 25. favorite companion

7. favorite dungeons

plot twist: i... rly don’t like dungeons GFDLKJDG this is the STUPIDEST thing to dislike when you’re a zelda fan because the dungeons and puzzles are the core of the game, but i love the open world exploring and story so much more?? probs why botw and majora’s mask make the brain So Happy, bcuz there isn’t TOO much dungeon stuff.  majora’s mask has my bias tho and i love the grim aesthetic and storytelling in the majora’s mask dungeons, as while puzzles drive my walnut-sized brain insane, there is an environmental storytelling that is done in each dungeon. like, my fave thing in the wood temple is the chanting of odolwa in the bg (which  bums me out that the official ost doesn’t have it) like it is actively mocking you as you go along. good shit.

11. favorite ganon characterization

is it cheating to say all of them for different aspects

like OBVIOUSLY wind waker ganon is the BEST in terms of backstory and the storytelling of the hardships he has endured to become so cruel and jaded, but then you have the absolute wild child youthful sass of oot ganon, who is just SO very clearly cocky n full of himself because he hasn’t had the shit beaten out of him like wind waker ganon had. then you have tp ganon, who is essentially just oot ganon But A Smidge Older(TM) who still bears that same arrogance and spunk, however with a touch more caution and more foresight in his planning on account of yknow. a pair of children ousting him as a future traitor of the crown of hyrule and fucking up his plans from the jump before he could even BEGIN to activate his true sassy self.

each and every ganon is good in their own way and i shove each and every one of their portrayals whole into my mouth. if botw ganon remains a nonverbal corpse that is just the equivalent of a dressed-up redead tho ill go positively feral from rage at the absolute lost opportunity.

25. favorite companion.

tatl!!! midna is nice and i know she’s the cult favorite companion, but i love tatl. tatl walked so midna could run with her dry wit, her blunt personality, and absolute willingness to not beat around the bush. if tatl wasn’t a glowing orb with wings you know skull kid would have Caught These Hands. navi def is also a fave even tho ppl hate her for serving her purpose as a guide to a brand spanking new world of zelda, when 3d zelda had been but a dream and this was a lil more advanced than your OG zelda game. ppl give her too much shit when im p sure little me was happy to get her help as a dumbass, never-played-a-game-in-my-life five yr old.

[softforimjaebum]

3. warm sunsets full of love

Im Jaebum x Reader

Word Count: 2.7k

Genre: Fluff (So much sweetness your teeth will probs rot)

Author’s Note: Inspired by a post made by a blog that no longer exists, this was so long overdue, but wow, I finished a series!! (sort of, let me just have my moment here). Hope you enjoy the cheesiest three part series I will ever write, and thanks for reading!

First in the series: sweet raspberry lemonade in the summer Second in the series: fleeting goodbyes and hasty kisses

Music Recommendation

Time has a strange habit of passing too quickly when you aren’t noticing. And Jaebum didn’t want to waste any more time, god knows he had done that enough. 

He had realised it during an extremely cheesy Bollywood movie that Jackson was hell bent on making him watch. The movie had said something along the lines of ‘if you don’t respect time, it leaves you behind’. He didn’t want to regret not doing this when he was so sure of it.

He had been beating around the bush long enough, wondering how to ask you, whether you would even agree to it. He know you loved him, but he still felt scared. He was, after all, only human and some days his insecurities got the best of him.

Jaebum knew he was still young, as were you. But with his work, there would always be weeks he would have to go without seeing you even if you were in the same city. He would have to go back to the dorm, sleep for a couple of hours and rush back to work, whether it was practice or the studio. He knew how you put up a tough front week after week when he couldn’t meet you, barely getting the time to text you sometimes. He knew you did that for him, so he could keep going without feeling guilty.

But he was acutely aware of things like this could take a toll on the relationship, how it could make anyone compromising as much as you did bitter about always being the one compromising and sacrificing. And it had started to take a toll on the both of you, the magic was lost somewhere between the missed calls, unanswered texts and cancelled date nights.

He yearned to be near you but phone calls and texts just weren’t cutting it anymore; he wanted you, not your texts on his phone. He wanted to watch you talking about a particularly funny part of your day with a slightly animated voice and he wanted to hear the sarcasm dripping from your voice as you told him just how much you loved and appreciated that one girl in office who had the biggest poster of Im Jaebum stuck to her cubicle wall.

It had been such a long time since he had the time to just breathe, to take a moment to appreciate what his life was now. It had been a successful year for the boys and for him, as GOT7 and as individuals. But they were all drained. They all felt exactly how they had felt before that near-impromptu Jeju vacation; the vacation when Jaebum had first told you he loved you.

Jeju would always be a special place to the two of you, and in the two years had that passed since that trip, you had often talked about how amazing it would be to go back there. And it didn’t hit Jaebum that it would be the perfect place to ask you this question that was eating him up alive until Jackson said it. 

When he admitted to Jackson how he hadn’t even thought of this and what a great idea this was, Jackson had taken his shoes off and sent it hurling towards Jaebum with a screech of ‘how can you be so dumb Im Jaebum?’. His shoes had only missed Jaebum’s head by an inch, but he wasn’t angry. Jackson was right, this was such a perfect idea waiting right in front of his eyes and he had missed it.

Jaebum had talked to the company executives weeks in advance, making sure it wouldn’t be cancelled. He had asked for time off over the New Years for all the boys, about making his relationship public, and about moving out of their dorm. While the talk about making his relationship public had only earned him scoffs, everything else had been agreed to. He planned everything; took the number of the owner whose house they had rented last time from Jackson, booked the flight tickets discreetly, arranged for his friends to take care of his cats over the couple of days he would be out of town. He had told you to pack for a small vacation, but he was adamant on not telling you where he was taking you.

“Come on baby, you have to tell me where we’re going. How else would I know what to pack? What if I pack bikinis and you take me to a snowy place?” you had argued.

“Absolutely not. You take normal clothes, and if I am taking you to the snow, I’ll pack warm clothes for you” he’d replied.

In the end, he had only settled on telling you how many days you were going to be out of town for.  It wasn’t until they were standing at the boarding gates that you knew where you were going.

“You’re taking me to Jeju?” you whispered, trying to not draw too much attention to the two of you. A mask and a hat weren’t much of a disguise but it was enough as long as no one’s eyes lingered on him for too long.

He simply looked at you, winked and then looked forward again.

Your boyfriend was impossible. You knew he wanted to surprise you, but he just wouldn’t tell you any of the details and the curiosity was driving you crazy. You had asked him over the course of the past week what he had planned, and all he had told you was that you would find out in “due time”. It was safe to say, you were already plotting your revenge.

About an hour and a half later, you were sitting inside the car, in Jeju City, on your way to god knows wherever Jaebum had planned. The drive wasn’t too long, and the car was soon pulling into an oddly familiar driveway.

You could never forget this place.

“Jaebum……” you managed to whisper, too scared to speak any louder in the fear of your voice cracking. “Did you…are we really…-”

Jaebum put his arm around you, pulling you closer and kissing the top of your head.

“I thought this would be a nice getaway place after the year we’ve had”

You looked up at him, smile so wide your jaw would start hurting any moment.

“This is wonderful. You…you are wonderful” you said, quickly placing a kiss on his lips before jumping out of the car and running inside.

The house was exactly how you remembered it to be, barring the new couch and the bigger T.V. But it felt exactly the same. You could almost hear the clattering of your friends in the kitchen, and almost see them huddled around each other in the living room while you and Jaebum were outside.

“Hey babe” Jaebum called out behind you.

You turned around to see Jaebum walking towards you and out of sheer habit you open draped your hands around his waist.

“Let me cook you some lunch” he said, ushering you towards the kitchen.

Jaebum cooked for the two of you, refusing to let you get up off the bar stool he had led you to once you were both in the kitchen. You watched him as he moved around the kitchen gracefully. Every time he looked at you, still watching him just as intently as the time before, he huffed out a little laugh and went back to work. It was probably the most adorable thing you had ever witnessed.

While the two of you ate, Jaebum told you about the past couple of weeks he had had, mostly about meeting all his friends at the year end shows. It had been such a long time since the two of you had just sat down and talked your hearts out without the impending doom of a schedule he had to leave to attend. You were still just a little bit skeptical at Jaebum’s grand gesture of love; after all, he was the least bit grand gestures in anything, let alone in love.

You had learned, after a couple of dates with him, that he was as lowkey as they came. Instead of pulling you to sit on his lap in front of his friends, his hands would just simply always linger on yours. If he was taking you out on a date. If you were sick, he wouldn’t drop work and come to your rescue, but he would make sure he got to your apartment in the evening to cook you dinner, and then without telling you, stock your fridge with breakfast for the next morning. It was always the little things.

And you liked it that way. He was romantic in his own thoughtful ways and as long as that was there, you weren’t one to complain. Fairytale romances, you had come to accept, were best left in fictional stories. This was real life, and you didn't want a Prince Charming, you just wanted someone to spend your life with.

So as skeptical as this felt, you kept your mouth shut and you enjoyed his gesture of love anyway. Your best guess was he felt awful about how busy the last few months had been, how he never had any time for your relationship, and hence wanted to compensate for it.

It wasn’t until both of you had showered, spent a couple of hours in front of the T.V that Jaebum suggested you both go outside to watch the sunset. Jaebum and you were cuddled inside a blanket you had stolen from your bedroom, courtesy of the 10° C temperature, and watching the hues of the sky turning warmer by the minute.

 It wasn’t odd; your fondness for sunsets had definitely rubbed off on Jaebum over the years. You would often find him sending you pictures of sunsets from where he was in the world, to which you would send him sunset pictures of your own. It had become a way of saying ‘I miss you and I wish you were here with me’ without actually saying those words.

Why didn’t you just say those words? Well, for one admitting just how much you missed him would only make things worse for the both of you. And you were hell bent on not making this any more difficult than it was. Your personal analogy for this situation, and for never going to visit him on tour (barring the one time he puppy-eyed you into it) was that it was like someone hands you your favourite pizza but as soon as you take a slice and bite into it, cherishing the taste, they take the pizza away and say you can’t have it again for 3 months.

Admittedly it was a strange analogy, but it got you through lonely nights without Jaebum by your side.

“You remember the first time we were here?” Jaebum asked, diverting your attention from your thoughts.

“How can I not remember?” you grinned. “You chose the near perfect moment to tell me you loved me. Im Jaebum, chic and sexy leader of GOT7, turned all soft for tiny, old me. How can I ever forget!”

Jaebum shot you a look of feigned annoyance and snickered at your comment afterwards.

“Well, dummy, not that day” he teased. “You remember our first evening in Jeju when we watched the sun set while the kids were still in the water?”

You could tell by his voice that he had gotten serious, so you leaned in to kiss his cheek, “Of course babe”

“That is when I realised I loved you. Before that it was always ‘yeah sure, I really like her’ but I saw the sun setting alongside you, and honestly, I wanted to spend the rest of my life watching sunsets with you. And cuddle you through every possible sun rise” he chuckled, remembering just how mad you had been when Jackson had once woken you up to see a sun rise.

You knew exactly why he had chuckled at the last part.

“Will you ever let me live that down?” you questioned, ducking your head down in embarrassment.

“Never” he joked, before continuing. “I know these past couple of months have been tough. So it got me thinking about something, and I didn’t know when the right time or place to ask you”

“Is that why we’re here?”

“Well, yes. I know you always talked about coming back here. So I thought it was a good place, kind of like a full circle for us”

“Jaebum, you’re scaring me just a little” you laughed nervously.

“Move in with me”

“What?”

You weren't sure if you had just heard him say ‘move in with me’.

“My three cats and I, all four of us want you to come live with us in our new apartment”

“Jae….-” you began.

“I want to come home to you, at least sleep besides you even if I don’t get to talk to you all day. You know that I planned to move out of the dorm, but I realised I don’t just want to move out. I want us to have a home together”

You paused to think; did he really want this? Or was he just tired of not seeing you as often as he would like? And even if he was tired of that, was that really such a bad thing?

“Are you sure, Jaebum? This….this is an awfully big step. And I don’t want you to regret this decision. I’ve lived with roommates and I’ve lived alone, believe me when I tell you there are joys in both. Are you sure you want to move out of a dorm with roommates who at least sleep in their own rooms into a house with a roommate who is going to be pretty much all up in your space, all the time?” you worried.

“Baby, this is the most sure I have ever been in my life” he confessed. “Believe me, I have been thinking about asking you this for a while but with how busy I was, I didn’t want to propose this and then leave you to set up what will be our home all alone. I wanted to ask you this when I was sure we could…build a home together”

You were at a loss for words. You were a whirlwind of emotions you couldn't figure out; you were excited at the thought of waking up to him, of having a home with him, but you were also scared out of your mind. You were just going  to have to trust that Jaebum wouldn’t break your heart like others had, even if every fibre in your body told you there was always a chance he could. And that was a chance you were willing to take with him. 

Unsure of what to say, you simply leaned in to kiss him. You could feel him smiling as he kissed you back, knowing that this meant you were saying yes. The sun had almost disappeared beneath the horizon, the sky having turned darker, the temperature dropping even lower. But Jaebum was right there, kissing you like he wanted to never let go, and the wind didn’t feel so chilly anymore.

“For the record, when I say I want you to move in with me, it also means I want you all up in my space….dummy” Jaebum teased, pulling away from the kiss.

You narrowed your eyes at him, slyly grabbing the blanket just a bit tighter. You huffed at him, placing a quick kiss on his lips before you yanked the blanket away from him, taking him by surprise.

“Dummy back at you” you said, grinning from ear to ear as you ran back towards the living room as fast as your cold limbs would allow.

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Tease.

Hello there tonight i’m bringing you an out of the oven smut because i’m a dirty bitch and thought about the plot for the last two days and im dyiiiing to write this, anyway i hope you enjoy it. (and if you know a link or something to watch vikings season 5 could you help a sister out pls? thank you i love you)

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Freia could feel his stare on her, she smirked knowing he didn’t like Lagertha but she did and she didn’t care what he thought, so she kept on listening to the story Astrid was telling and kept on eating, they were all eating and she was on her usual table with Lagertha and more warriors, her friends.  

Once they were all done, she started walking out but stopped when she heard her name being called, that smirk on her face seemed to appear only when it came to Ivar.

She turned to find him with his serious face, sitting in a table with only Ubbe there, who was seeing here too. She raised her eyebrows amused and walked towards him.

“Yes?” She questioned as she sat down, next to Ubbe just to piss Ivar more.

“Hello Freia” Ubbe greeted her with a small smile on his lips, oblivious to her relationship with Ivar, if having casual sex was somewhat of a relationship.

“Hi Ubbe, how are you?” Ivar must’ve been killing her in his mind, her smirk grew at the thought

“I’m better now” He leaned more towards her, as if to start a more intimate conversation.

“I’m glad, Margret must be good” Freia insinuated, Ubbe leaned back and frowned slightly. “Anyway, Ivar you called my name” She turned the attention to her favorite annoying piece of Valhalla. 

“Ubbe leave us alone” He answered without looking at him, his eyes set on the gorgeous brunette whom only seemed happy just sitting there, not changing her demeanor to match his’.

“Whatever you want brother” Ubbe sighed and got up, better to give the brat what he wanted instead of causing a fight. “See you around Freia” He said as he touched lightly her shoulder and gave her a warm smile, to which she couldn’t help but to smile back.

She was watching him leave when she felt a hand land on her knee.

“Stop salivating over him”

“How?” she asked taking the piss out of him

“Freia” She hadn’t turned around yet and already knew he was angry, she laughed and turned to see him and his cute scowl.

“You will get wrinkles, stop that” as she informed him this, she lightly touched his face, around his eyes to where his ‘wrinkles’ would form.

As soon as he felt her touch he felt himself soften up, why had the gods given her the access to her weapon? Her beauty and light humour were everything to tame him.

“Why do you do that?” He asked not beating around the bush.

“What, this?” She insisted touching his face, her finger landing on his lips, her electrifying eyes stayed there and unconsciously she bit her lip, that did something for Ivar.

“No” He grabbed her hand and put it down, he couldn’t think straight when she was in front of him, or in his thoughts. “Why do you sit with Lagertha?” He also wanted to ask about Ubbe again but one thing at a time.

Freia raised her eyebrows, amused. “Why shouldn’t i sit there?”

“Because, she killed my mother” Ivar explained like that was enough reason.

“Yes i know that”

“Then why do you sit there”

“We’re not a couple Ivar, we are casual sex, besides i have my reasons to sit with Lagertha”

“The things you say, you-” He massaged his temple, thinking of ways to reason with her.

“I’m one of her warriors Ivar, you won’t change that” she stated, “I’ll be loyal to her, she was to me, but if it means something i’ll sit with you and your brothers another time”

“no, it’s not a favor” His stubborn ass replied and he got to the floor, crawling out. Freia sighed and just watched him go.

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The next day.

Freia walked in to the common area and saw the Ragnarssons table, she had talked to Lagertha the night before, she sighed and complied to her spoiled Ivar and walked towards his side of the table.

“May i sit next to you?” she questioned, all of the brothers were staring at the interaction, Ivar was still eating pretending to think about his answer. “Forget it, i’ll sit here” She said before giving him the chance to deny her.

Ivar was surprised and tried to hide it quickly, as he approached his drink.

“Well this isn’t an ordinary thing to happen” Hvitsärk said, “It’s nice to see you Freia” How did everyone know her but Ivar hadn’t?

“Thank you” she answered and shyly stared at the plate in front of her. 

“Here”mumbled Ivar as he pulled the plates full of food closer to her, so she could choose whatever she wanted to eat. Also showing his brothers who she was here with.

She smiled at him and started grabbing food on her plate.

“Tell us Freia how has it been being a part of Lagertha’s army?” Asked Bjorn, she knew he was looking for recruits to go with him on his new journey,but as she was to reply to him she felt a hand on her thigh, Ivar even dared to sit closer to her to make this unnoticeable. 

His hand was slowly going up and down her thigh, never going high enough.

“Uh, it’s been great, i’ve learned a lot through her training” she did her best not to look down and pay mind to the teasing hand that was there.

Ivar was one sneaky fucker.

“Yeah? What’s the schedule of your training?” And Ivars hand was finally close to her entrance, she was low-key happy she decided to wear a dress, without underwear as usual.

“After breakfast we, uh let me just have a sip of this” she quickly grabbed Ivars drink and started drinking it, breathing slowly even in his cup then she brought it down to the table and tried breathing normally, Ivars hand was cold and once he noticed she wasn’t wearing any underwear his fingers lightly traced her lips, never going further.

“Are you okay Freia?” Ubbe saw her face, she was biting her lip resisting a moan, Ivars hand went up to her clit, slowly caressing it.

“Yes i’m i’m fi-fine, when are you leaving Bjorn?” She asked quickly, trying to get the attention off her, Bjorn smiled and started talking about how Floki was helping him with the boats and how as soon as they were done with-

-And then Ivar slipped one of his fingers inside of her, she wimpered whilst biting her lip, that turned Ivar on enough he loved seeing her close her eyes and get lost in his touch, he stopped his rythm for a moment, but didn’t take out his finger.

“Why are you doing this?” she whispered in his ear, sighing heavily.

“you are so fucking hot, i can’t help myself” he didn’t filter his words when he talked to her, she did that to him.

“you are a fucking pervert” she replied still in his ear, “but so am i” with this she kissed his earlobe, his breathing changed and hated himself for starting this here, he was hungry for her but he had to wait to have her again.

His brothers were entertained by their own conversation about floats and things like that, only Ubbe noticed them talking quietly to each other, he was disappointed, he had fantasized about Freia for as long as he could remember but a small part of him was happy that Ivar had someone, and she was the hottest girl in Kattegat.

“Fuck me” Freia whispered to Ivar, as she started to thrust into his hand trying not to look like a crazy woman.

Ivar didn’t resist her, and made her his’ with his hand.

His thumb was playing her clit, as he had two fingers deep within her, she was biting her lip and closing her eyes, lost in the sensation. 

He wanted to hear her moan, to have her in every way possible, she was gorgeous and she did things to him he had never dreamed about.

He felt she was about to come and stopped fucking her, her hips kept going to the rythm and she opened her angry eyes to find him eye fucking her, lost in her being.

“don’t stop” she angrily whispered

“i can come just watching you but i want to eat you” he replied, he was about to take his fingers out but her hold was stronger and her stare was furious.

“i’m not an instrument” so she kept his hand there and slowly started fucking his fingers again “you don’t say things like that and not make me come” she answered.

His brothers were still talking, Freia was holding his hand inside her, and he couldn’t control it, his own fingers betrayed him and did what they knew what to do best.

She whimpered again and bit her lip, making him crazy, she fucked his fingers until she saw her orgasm coming, so she stopped caring what people thought about her relationship with  Ivar and leaned on his chest,finally coming in his hand and quietly moaning into his chest.

Ivar felt her come in his hand, and listened to her moan, her moans were only for him to hear and her come was only meant for him, he felt glorious and stopped himself from coming right there and then.

She loosened her grip on his hand and stayed still on his chest.

Ivar brought his hand to his lips and licked every inch of her left there.

Freia didn’t see this, so she was surprised to feel him in her ear “you taste like Valhalla, fucking delicious” she blushed and smiled into his chest.

He couldn’t wait to be inside her.

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THE END, of this one, i’ll probs do another smut part of this, but don’t hold me to that hehe.

Honestly? Ivar is really hard to write and to keep him in character but hopefully i didn’t mess up that much? anyway, i hope you enjoyed and remember english isn’t my native language so forgive my mistakes, even though all of you are lovely and never correct me heheh. 

Anyway let me know what you think, thank you for reading xx!!!

Ps. By the way!! My own character (Freia) is sort of the main character, i stil don’t know if these posts will be part of an overall thing (?) (novel?? or fanfic but honestly the term isn’t of my liking)  she could be the character i use for all my smutty things, and that’s that, i’ll let you know in each post if they are connected or not.

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All of them!

200: My crush’s name is: n/a lmao199: I was born in: naples, fl198: I am really: gay?? idk197: My cellphone company is: t mobile196: My eye color is: green/blue/gray/idk man195: My shoe size is: 7 1/2 8 sometimes194: My ring size is: um i think that was 7 too but i dont remember193: My height is: 5′4″192: I am allergic to:pineapples and penicillin191: My 1st car was: a v old red saturn190: My 1st job was: a waitress189: Last book you read: um i think it was uhhhhhh shit uhhhh god fuck it was the warrior cats book but!!! it was bc i was stuck at my sister house with nothing but bibles or that series to read188: My bed is: an air mattress atm187: My pet: is perfect and i love her her name is luna and shes a little black cat who loves cuddles and kisses186: My best friend:is wonderful and i love him185: My favorite shampoo is: uhm. error i hardly ever use shampoo bc i have v dry curly hair and it makes it horrible184: Xbox or ps3: pc boi183: Piggy banks are: cure182: In my pockets: they dont make pockets in womens fashion wtf are you on. but uh. usually my phone, wallet, and keys181: On my calendar: i.. dont.. have one. 180: Marriage is: alright i guess. tax benefits179: Spongebob can: do that annoying laugh 178: My mom: tries v hard177: The last three songs I bought were? *squints* i think... it was keshas new album?176: Last YouTube video watched: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQuR8LVKhUE175: How many cousins do you have? 2174: Do you have any siblings? yes i have 3 older sisters173: Are your parents divorced? yeup172: Are you taller than your mom? nope171: Do you play an instrument? not anymore but i used to play clarinet170: What did you do yesterday? uhm spent the day at home as usual[ I Believe In ]169: Love at first sight: nah man168: Luck: to an extent i guess?167: Fate: i dont think so. 166: Yourself: sometimes165: Aliens: yes164: Heaven: nah163: Hell: nah162: God: nah161: Horoscopes: yes160: Soul mates: nah159: Ghosts: hmmm probably158: Gay Marriage: yes!157: War: no156: Orbs: orbs?? what are those?? like in ghost hunter shows? bc if so then no155: Magic: hm. what type? i think theres stuff we dont know about but idk if id call it magic. I think certain things have more power than we give credit. idk its hard to explain.[ This or That ]154: Hugs or Kisses: hugs153: Drunk or High: drunk152: Phone or Online: online151: Red heads or Black haired: redheadsredheadsredheads150: Blondes or Brunettes: hmmmm blondes i guess?149: Hot or cold: cold148: Summer or winter: winter147: Autumn or Spring: autumn146: Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate145: Night or Day: night144: Oranges or Apples: hmmm oranges143: Curly or Straight hair: curly 142: McDonalds or Burger King: mcdonalds141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: milk chocolate140: Mac or PC: pc139: Flip flops or high heals: usually sneakers tbh but uhhh i own more heels then flip flops138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: hm i mean i guess sweet and poor? im already poor so137: Coke or Pepsi: i dont drink soda, water. or coffee136: Hillary or Obama: obama135: Burried or cremated: cremated134: Singing or Dancing: singing133: Coach or Chanel: um. walmart? 132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: who or who?131: Small town or Big city: hm idk. probably city? 130: Wal-Mart or Target: target129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: neither pls128: Manicure or Pedicure: hmmm manicure probs.127: East Coast or West Coast: i live on the east coast but idk west coast is home to a lot of friends so hmmmm126: Your Birthday or Christmas: its like a week apart there isnt much difference125: Chocolate or Flowers: chocolate124: Disney or Six Flags: disney123: Yankees or Red Sox: i dont sports[ Here’s What I Think About ]122: War: icky121: George Bush: memes?120: Gay Marriage: im gay119: The presidential election: my vote didnt matter!118: Abortion: its your body your choice117: MySpace: never had one116: Reality TV: i mean, its fake? entertaining tho115: Parents: eh. 114: Back stabbers: icky113: Ebay: cheap stuff112: Facebook: only for family tbh111: Work: pays the bills110: My Neighbors: dont know them109: Gas Prices: expensive108: Designer Clothes: overpriced107: College: wish i could afford it!106: Sports: nah105: My family: haha104: The future: haha[ Last time I ]103: Hugged someone: my grandma a few days ago102: Last time you ate: pizza a few hours ago101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: moving day seeing my extended family again100: Cried in front of someone: the other night with my mom or uhhh in call with kina today actually99: Went to a movie theater: wow uh pretty long time ago i dont actually remember98: Took a vacation: haha idk man97: Swam in a pool: wow uh idk96: Changed a diaper: hm last time i was with the twins. not sure how long its been. maybe 2 or 3 months?95: Got my nails done: when did my sister get married? years ago idk94: Went to a wedding: ^^93: Broke a bone: never have92: Got a peircing: about a year ago91: Broke the law: heh uh 90: Texted: a few hours ago[ MISC ]89: Who makes you laugh the most: probably kina or riley rn88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: my mom tbh. the kids. wyatt. 87: The last movie I saw: the orphan86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: hm idk getting a job i guess85: The thing im not looking forward to: getting a job lmao84: People call me: by my name. but i have nicknames now!! Ray, rachi, babe, ray baby... its very nice and makes me feel warm and fuzzy and loved83: The most difficult thing to do is: hmmm clean? be honest about things that are bothering me? idk82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: never81: My zodiac sign is: capricorn sun aquarius moon80: The first person i talked to today was: the gc i think?79: First time you had a crush: i was v young and they had freckles and red hair and i died78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: um i try not to hide things in general! but someone who will call me out recently is raiken and archie lmao77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: riley lmao tho i beat her to it 

76: Right now I am talking to: riley75: What are you going to do when you grow up: i am grown up technically. uh. hopefully be an animator74: I have/will get a job: as a cashier probably73: Tomorrow: i have a job interview and then im gonna get coffee72: Today: was a long day71: Next Summer: hmmm idk70: Next Weekend: IDK GOD69: I have these pets: a cat!! who i love!!! and already gushed about but shes laying on my lap and purring rn and its so soothing68: The worst sound in the world: scratching against those uhhhh holographic things???? god i hate it67: The person that makes me cry the most is: hmnn my dad haha66: People that make you happy: my friends!!! Kina, Ali, Archie, Riley, Leo, Raiken, Mimi...... all of them good pals the squad my faves i love them65: Last time I cried: today rip64: My friends are: GOOD AND AMAZING I LOVE THEM63: My computer is: big! and i like it62: My School: none61: My Car: ded from the hurricane rip me60: I lose all respect for people who: are shitty? idk. 59: The movie I cried at was: hmmmm idk movies dont usually make me cry58: Your hair color is: uhm it was really dark blue but as the color has faded it kind of looks black/brown now57: TV shows you watch: a lot of them56: Favorite web site: uh i guess tumblr55: Your dream vacation: not being here!! probably just going around visiting everyone and hanging out having a good time54: The worst pain I was ever in was: tearing a ligament in my knee it hurt a lot53: How do you like your steak cooked: medium 52: My room is: messy51: My favorite celebrity is: ummm idk50: Where would you like to be: home tbh49: Do you want children: idk48: Ever been in love: ye47: Who’s your best friend: hhhhhhhhhhhh raiken46: More guy friends or girl friends: girls and nb babes45: One thing that makes you feel great is: just hanging out with people tbh44: One person that you wish you could see right now: i guess that would be my mom haha43: Do you have a 5 year plan: i did once. idk what happened to it haha i guess things never really go according to plan and it just hurts more to make one. just set goals, not plans.42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: i did once but i dont think i have the same values as i did when i made that41: Have you pre-named your children: i used to but idk if i want kids anymore40: Last person I got mad at: ummmm hmm 39: I would like to move to: hmm somewhere with 4 seasons not just summer and less hot summer38: I wish I was a professional: artist[ My Favorites ]37: Candy: kit-kats36: Vehicle: um idk small ones i guess35: President: obama? idk34: State visited: ooohhh michigan33: Cellphone provider: ive only ever had the one so idk32: Athlete: uh31: Actor: uh30: Actress: uh29: Singer: hmmmmmmmm rn i would have to say Bea Miller but check back with me in a week28: Band: The Silent Comedy27: Clothing store: hmmmm cotton on has really comfy clothes26: Grocery store: target or publix25: TV show: rn? bnha24: Movie: hhhhhh um idk uhhhhh moulin rouge i guess? it used to be my fav but idk anymore23: Website: tumblr22: Animal: elephants21: Theme park: epcot20: Holiday: halloween19: Sport to watch: none18: Sport to play: none17: Magazine: none16: Book: hmmmmm A Monster Calls15: Day of the week: none14: Beach: hh13: Concert attended: never been12: Thing to cook: uh i guess eggs11: Food: sushi10: Restaurant: its a really good sushi place with bubble tea and thai donuts that i dont remember the name of9: Radio station: hhh idk8: Yankee candle scent: idk7: Perfume: i dont really like perfume it gives me headaches6: Flower: ooooh gardenia5: Color: blue/green teal4: Talk show host: john oliver3: Comedian: hh2: Dog breed: hmmm husky? also labradors and uhhh all dogs tbh ohhh pitbulls and rottweilers i love dogs good yes1: Did you answer all these truthfully? ye mostly

[survivor-islands-of-adventure]

EPISODE 11

So I really pushed for it and it happened, Madison is officially gone and that’s one less person I gotta suck up to. But now mark is pissed at me. WHY WOULD WE VOTE KAREN OFF. She does not have a strong game, she’s floundering, she’s a prefect goat to take to the end. But whatever! Be as mad as you want. I was trying to help us both. But you just wanna be a big MAN BABY because I’m not letting you run this game. Remember how I said I wanted to run this and take no prisoners- well it’s now in full fuckin swing. I’ll do anything to get to the end. Even if that means cutting off mark, my number one ally. I’m actually super upset because I feel like he won’t be my friend anymore and wow I need to stop rambling whatever goodnight goodbye Goodluck 

I did a confessional before i got a strike lmaoooo I won immunity bitches time for revenge in Madison’s name. I’d love to just take out Tracey’s boring ass this round but there’s bigger threats in the game and unfortunately she’s not a threat to anyone or anything ever so let’s hope we can actually flush stoners idol this round and take out dan or drew 

I didn't win immunity but i beat Drew the legend's score so im really happy about that. Tonight's plan is to tell people we're voting dan but actually vote drew, so I'm hoping it's seamless and not a fucking trainwreck like it has been. We're also trying to get Chris to use his idol. Lastly, im not sure i trust charlie atm. Mark wants her in on the Drew vote but im nervous that she might spill. 

mark brought up a good point, but pat could potentially play the sapphire idol this round or the next for a big move, and with the way the game is going, one of these two tribals is probably the time to play it to try and swing some momentum back in his favor while also making a big move to add to his resume. just ideas™ in my head

Another fucking mess vote. Will I vote Drew? Maybe. Will I vote Chelsea? Maybe. Am I getting blindsided? Maybe. Idk it just feels weird. I feel like people are talking a lot but not a lot at the same time. Like we’re all beating around the bush. Let’s hop to it ladies. I’ll proabbly turn on Drew this week, I hope that doesn’t effect anything with Stoner in this game or the other game I’m in with him.

I'm writing another log because I'm so nervous for tonight once again. Idk why but I'm skeptical about Pippa being included in our voting information because I think she is secretly spying for Chris. The other night I told Pippa that I might vote Chris and not even a minute later, he messages me saying "I heard I'm getting votes against me." Coincidence? Idk. I want to be able to network and work with people but I don't know who to trust. Pat and Mark are pretty cool, but even Sammy I'm a little bit worried about. On the same night with the Pippa situation, I got a message from Chris telling me that Sammy asked him if he would vote me. So, now I'm not sure if Chris was just baiting me to start a fight, or if Sammy might also be working with Chris. Fuck. 

This round is a mess but honestly, I’m like so here for it. I’m lowkey hoping Pat hits the bricks bc I told Drew he’s getting all the votes. I can’t wait to get voted out hahahahahaha. That would be so fucking funny. Everyone thinks Chris has the idol, but Drew does :~)

so this round has been very boring. Everyone is being predictable and sticking with their comfort.  However I really want to switch things up and stop giving Tracey stoner and Chris so much power. Tracey just keeps coming to me to get information and it's low-key annoying cause like obvs I know she is working w Chris and Drew.  Like she could be making power moves but she has not worked w me once and keeps like not going w anything I tell her. lmao whatever.

I feel like I have my little baby hands in every honey pot in this game. I’m the swing vote but I’m also deciding who it swings on. I’m letting Mark and drew think they’re picking who the vote is, but I’m whispering in their ears ehehhehe. Hopefully drew goes home tonight and stoner uses his idol

So uhhhhh last tribal was iconic skdndkndkdnd it actually worked and I'm still here ??????? Anyway nothing new has really happened so yeah :/ but um the others are flushing chris' idol and me drew and Chris are voting for Sammy. Also I need to keep an eye on dan because he still seems like a flip flopped skcjfkfnfj

CONFESSIONAL: This week is supposed to go smoothly. My alliance of sammy chelsea and mark is going well. I trust them a lot. With my alliance members getting voted out its easier for them to want to vote for me in the end. I miss madison but we have to keep moving forward to eliiminate drew, chris and tracey. i CANNOT STAND THEM. especially tracey. if she takes me out i will actually cry. No matter what happens atlast i have majority. and it seeeeeeems like people are noticing me and I realllllyyyy like that. Like if they keep going for chelsea and mark Its going to be amazing. This is literally how I won my BB game so I think this is a good way to get myself into the same position

OKAY SO SOMEHOW the concept of voting out madison actually worked?? Charlotte's interest in playing both sides was so incredible and useful in the last minute. Rip Ricky btw, i hope by the time this comes out, things are better for him. So the challenge was firedragon, which means i lost right the fuck away. So once again, a brilliant idol play was necessary. I'm bitter af that it couldn't be Chelsea ...but sammy probably was the better call. But now i'm stuck, F8, no idol, very little hope. It's nearing the end of the road but honestly making it this far is a triumph in itself.

SAMMY IS VOTED OUT

I’m shook. This is my third individual immunity win. My target is definitely growing but I still feel like I’m playing a reasonable game. I would love for Pat to use his Sapphire idol this week bc I would be safe regardless, but honestly Drew is the easy vote. The only thing that sucks is that he knows Pat has the Sapphire idol and if I flip, he could easily tell Pat or others about me telling him. I could do some damage control this week and tell Pat that Drew asked me if Pat had won the power and I said idk. And act like drew knew where everyone competed and it’s wideled down to Pat possibly having it. That’s a little risky but if it comes out that Drew told Pat I told him about the idol, it could save me and I can easily back pedal and say that Drew has a lucky guess. But at the same time, why would Drew lie if he was going out the door hnnnnn. It’s best if Pat doesn’t feel safe this week/thinks it’s gonna go to rocks. I think I could push a tie narrative by throwing Charlotte under the bus, but we’ll see. Regardless I’m going to the f7 and hopefully I have a solid group of 4 and maybe an idol of my own up my sleeve. 

Okay I literally forgot that prevotes are due tonight; not being in an alliance chat this round made things weird, but iIve been working with Pat, Dan, Mark, and Charlotte to find the idol this entire time. I'm gonna be voting Chris, Tracey, or Drew, but I guess I should be talking to people about that and not idol clues lmfao.

Trying to fucking explain to Pat how his own Sapphire idol works is like trying to explain not being racist to my Uncle Bill. It’s just not....happening. 

So!!!!!! Another tribal another person gone whew it sucka that it had to be sammy bc I actually wanted to work with him a bit but I gotta do what I gotta do to stay in the game. We had touchy subjects this round and I got most annoying which I'm sure I got bc I snapped in the tribe chat that one time JSJDJDJDJ and who doesn't deserve to still be here which is like ????? I get it!!! Y'all wanted me out for so long but you can't your way bc I'm smarter but w/e!!!! They can stay hatin ! I think I got most likely to get to the end and win or lose idk but I like my odds tbh rkdjdofnfk so this round will prob end being split 4-4 which is exciting bc it means we'll prob be going to rocks !!!! I'm nervous about being rocked out but hey at least it'll be exciting lol. I'm hoping after this round or next round to get dan out tho, he's playing a superb game and it'd be a great move to take him out t b h

Eek I really hope drew finally goes home! Glad I won funniest tbh! Haha! I’ll make a longer confessional later! I’ll prob be sent home tonight oh whale

I LOST THE CHALLENGE I DON'T HAVE AN IDOL This should spell death for me. It really should. it probably still will. But I have three people willing to vote with me, two willing to pull a rock for me. So far, at least. A lot of shit changes when the revote is upon us. There's also Pat's sapphire idol to think about. I'm honestly not expecting to make it through this round but if I do, there are only four rounds left to go. Four rounds, it's not that much. We're trying to vote Pat because making me and Pat both safe was the best way to keep Dan on board with the plan. That and the fact that he won immunity and wouldn't pull a rock. Also I got biggest threat and needs to go next. These whores really know how to flatter a bitch.

IM FINALLY VOTING TRACEY OUT.. too bad shes not actually going home bc Pat has the reward from the dark week. He started getting nervous with his name apparently going around this vote and only charlotte or dan would need to flip to cause rocks/send pat home. So Pat is safe with his idol but it cancels votes for the top 2 vote getters. So we had to maneuver the votes so Tracey is actually the second vote getter and Drew is the 3rd so Drew goes home. Me Dan Pat and Chelsea searched every name in survivor history on the blog for the clues to the idol, and then searched those numbers. We dont have it yet but should soon. Touchy subjects was interesting. Apparently i really am perceived to be running this game, not sure how that happened. But hopefully if i get to the end after "running the game"  since merge thatll make up the lack of social game i have compared to some of the people left in the game.

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i wish i was popular

rules: tag nine users you want to get to know better

i was tagged by @lesbianspacepilot (darling)

How old are you: im 18 bitch catch me in the club

Current job/dream job: atm i work at subway and its great until people ask for like 8 liters of sauce. i really want to be a prosecutor for the police. thatd be sweet but im probs too dumb for that hahah

What are you talented at: ive been singing since i was in year 3 so i guess im okay at that lmao. i used to draw but that was full trash so ://

What is your aesthetic: i am the most intense slut for space you have no idea.. swirls of red and blue and brilliant green, flecks of purple and we send our telescopes and cameras into the void cos we just wanna see what its like out there. i wish i could see what its like out there. BUT i also like the feeling i get when i think of bamboo and rough wood and corrugated iron and little bugs just tryna get by

Do you collect anything: two minute noodles, inside my stomach. slUrp. nah but idk i don’t really collect anything. does that make me boring?? id love to maybe create a collection of blankets. sounds silly but i was gifted a blanket for my birthday and i love it its beautiful

Good advice to give: as someone who put so much pressure on themselves to succeed academically this year that i crashed and burned towards the end when it really mattered, trust me when i say you have the time. the time to slow down, to work up to your goals. even if it takes longer than you want, you have all the time you want.

Recommend three songs: beating around the bush (ACDC), needed me (Rihanna), me and your mama (childish gambino) seriously guys the last ones amazing imo

i tag: @dropbearsofficial @shit-lips @billiebagjoe @i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed

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Episode 11 - "Me??? ANGRY??? That's the most bizarre thing" - Vilma

Last round I had to vote Stephen because I think he wanted Liana out and wanted to be odd number at f7 and make whatever move he wanted to make but instead I blindsided him with Allan pat and Liana. I really wanted this endurance immunity but I fucked 4 times in a row which costed me and Tyler won which is not good because I really hope no one tries to blindside me or plays an idol. 

Oop it's confessional time. Honestly this week has been a pretty easy week so far (maybe too easy??). Right now the plan is for the 4 we have solidified to vote Jacob, along with Vilma. This week, for me, has more been a dilemma of where to go with this game. Clash and I finally solidified a final 2 but it's going to be hella hard to win against him in a final scenario Pat and I have been discussing getting to final 5 with the four and Vilma and then blindsiding Clash and it's a very enticing thought but I also think that the final 4 vote will be a lot more up in the air if that happens so I really don't know what to do. 

So it seems like every round something drastic happens right before tribal and my earlier confessionals have no meaning anymore. Basically what happened is Tyler sensed he was in danger and faked having a continental drift idol which would have saved him and another person from a different starting tribe. I never really bought his story because it just seemed like a too powerful advantage, Andreas and Dennis just don't strike me as hosts that would do something like that! But there was always the possibility Tyler was telling the truth and people started scrambling like crazy. Mind you, this all happened, like, 45 minutes before tribal. Oh wow tea Uhhh Is that idol for real? Sounds way too powerful to be true Would you guys do that???? This feels like sapphire idol all over again Would you guys do that???? IF I GO BECAUSE OF A WEIRD SUPER IDOL AGAIN IM GONNA BE SO PISSED I SWEAR TO GOD LOL So Stephen had just made an alliance chat with myself and Tyler in it, but he felt completely blindsided by Tyler's fake idol and felt like he couldn't trust him anymore, which resulted in him wanting to split the votes between Tyler and someone else, preferably Allan or Liana. Too bad Allan and Liana are tight with Clash and Pat and they obviously didn't like the plan, so they came up with a plan to blindside Stephen instead, leaving him, myself and Tyler completely out of the loop. I knew I wasn't been told the truth, because I was trying to get a name out of people pretty much until two minutes before tribal, and everyone would just beat around the bush and avoid saying a name to me. Finally people just told me I should vote Tyler and that they would split half the votes on someone else, but they never specified me who. So I ended up voting Tyler by myself like a big idiot. I knew my name had been in consideration once the scrambling started, so I was fully expecting to go home at tribal, and I was pretty surprised it ended up being Stephen instead of myself tbh. What a great play by Tyler to save himself! So after tribal Clash called me and explained me everything, claiming that people thought I was close to Stephen and that's why they couldn't let me in on the vote, to prevent leaking and idols being played. Which, you know, makes sense, but it definitely solidified I'm only a number to use for their core alliance, not someone who they would trust. I'm trying to like imagine an ideal boot order from my perspective but it's honestly so tough with these numbers I need to get one of Liana/Allan/Pat out soon They're more UTR compared to Clash and they're going to the end together if someone doesn't stop them But how could I do it without pissing them off so they'd still be open to working with me later on Out of the three Pat is showing the most interest of working together so I'd preferably vote Liana or Allan out first Liana feels like a safer bet since she already played her idol Allan could still have one But I don't know if it's realistic anyone would turn on her atm Clash is like the one person that alliance could potentially be willing to vote out But I don't know if it would be smart to do that yet Or just let them pick one of Tyler/Jacob out and keep my fingers crossed it wouldn't be myself I guess I'm gonna have to just try and talk to people and see how they're feeling Lol I wish Jacob wasn't so pissed at me we haven't talked in a long time And his responses to me are 'yeah' 'okay' If we actually communicated better we could've forced a tie last round But idk I probably would've only done it if I knew for a fact the other side was planning to leave me out of the Stephen vote For some reason they still think I'm likely to have an idol Which I don't have So whenever someone tells me my name is out there I'm just gonna let them know that I know So they think I'm playing an idol on myself And they have to switch to someone else Ugh I'm so close to beating my best Tumblr placement and I really wanted to win this immunity, but Tyler ended up beating myself and Clash by two points. That basically means one of myself or Jacob is pretty much guaranteed to go home tonight, and I just hope it will be Jacob over myself. People keep reassuring me the vote is going to be Jacob but I'm always suspicious. On another note, Patrick and I had a good talk last night and he is definitely starting to plan a blindside against Clash. I know Clash is already expecting people to turn against him, which is why I need him to think I'm 100% loyal to him still. But if an opportunity arises, I will definitely take Clash out. Even if I'd rather have it be Allan or Liana. It's not like I'm in any position of power here with zero advantages in my pocket, so I need to take the opportunities I'm given. If I just manage to make it through this round my possibilities of moving further are much greater! What was maybe even more interesting, though, was that Pat told me Clash has told people I'm mad at them!!!! So Clash has been telling his side I'm ANGRY at them And Pat, like, believed it Me??? ANGRY??? That's the most bizarre thing I would never be angry over a game and if they knew me one bit they would've instantly known that was absolute bullshit hahah Pat and I agreed that he has definitely tried to prevent us from bonding together and control communication between the different sides. It's funny because I had heard all these stories about Clash running around telling weird things about me, but I was suspicious about them before. Now I start to believe that they were all indeed true. I think Clash wants all of us to be close to HIMSELF and HIMSELF only, so he could control us like his little puppets. And I'm definitely going to continue embracing my role as his sweet little puppet to get myself further in the game. As far as I know, Clash is my one and only true friend in this game. Who even are the other players???? Here let me present you a list of all the ways crackhead Clash has tried to bullshit people to change their perception of me: 1. Telling his side that I'm REALLY angry at them because they voted out Emily 2. Convincing Stephen that I was trying to target him, which resulted in him playing the vote mirror against me 3. Trying to get Tyler to hate me because I voted him last round 4. Saying that I'm mad at him for not including him in the Stephen vote. ... And probably a lot more that I'm not aware of. Regardless of all this Clash fuckery, I think my strategy of clinging onto Clash like a leech and making a f2 deal with him has greatly benefitted me in this game, and I don't regret doing that at all. If Clash didn't think I was close to him and 100% loyal to him, I would've been much more likely to go home at every tribal since the Emily vote. The others are way more willing to budge compared to Clash. In addition to that, Clash has been the perfect shield for me since his target will always be even bigger than mine. Nobody wants to go to the end with him. NOBODY. So when the time is right, they will try to take a stab at him. He could still definitely have an idol though, so I need to be careful. So long story short, Jacob or myself will most likely go home tonight, and I just hope they choose Jacob instead of me. Thank god he's been beasting those challenges, it definitely helps my case here. I kinda still hope idol paranoia would cause them to split the votes between Jacob and myself, however, because then Jacob, Tyler and I could manage to make a voting block and take someone from their side out. I'm just not sure they'd be willing to take that risk. 

honestly, this game. So like im absolutely struggling, absolutely no longer on top of things but HEY im still IN. Honestly just doing some good old self preservation trying to #StayIn so thats FUN for ME. Made two fake idols and i highkey think it kept me safe that round so thats a hoot ;) AnyWAY jacob is probs going this round and theres nothing i can do about it! ✌🏼 People seem to be willing to flip on clash next vote tho hehe t