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heres a mini one-liner starter call. (i make zero promises on if itll stay one line.) mutuals only, multis pls specify a muse bcuz i am too braindead to pick.

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TLOZ ASK MEME. send a number for a zelda-themed answer!

@somnium-led sent : TLOZ asks ▪︎ 11, 13, & 17 !!

11. fave ganon portrayal?

i KNOW i technically answered this in the prev ask, but i mean, this IS a ganondorf blog and it’d be rude of me to NOT talk even more about him. oot ganondorf ultimately has my heart as like... my Very First Ganondorf(TM). i am an oot child, it was the first zelda game i played, and while i barely even engaged with the story bcuz i was terrified of the monsters (including the stalchildren, legally could Not play as child link bcuz of that) and only rode around on epona all day, the nostalgia is what rly gets me. the dramatics of the organ as u ascend the tower (which btw on the subject of my fear, oot was the first game i played to completion when i was like, thirteen, in terms of Game With Scary Evil Monsters And Battle Mechanics), the fact he decided he was gonna grow out a majestic mane bcuz why not, the very obvious theatrics that his young, evil brain whipped up in his gothic ass castle he was like fuck u hylians with ur fuckin white castle symbolizing purity n shit, im gonna make this castle look tight as FUCK and float over LAVA bcuz we arent pretending anymore about being all uwu perfect n good!! my good dude may not have the profound lore and depth of ww ganondorf but he makes up for it in ~*PRESENTATION.*~ i also consider tp ganondorf to be a direct connection to oot ganondorf in terms of like. edgy goth and his dramatics are included in this.

13. zelda game w/ best character design?

honestly i feel like i can’t answer this SUPER well bcuz i havent played a ton of zelda games to full completion. tp and ww i got SO close but then we moved, and our tv is broken, and i am Not figuring out how to hook up my wii to my computer, imma just wait until they inevitably released on switch. ss i literally am still at the first temple sb needs to hold my hand thru that game bcuz i cannot find myself excited to play. botw makes me delighted in how there is time-based behavioral patterns for the npcs like majora’s mask, but the designs arent rly thrilling. saying mm feels like SUCH a cop-out, esp since so many npcs were lifted from oot and reused, but the designs make the brain go brrrrr.

17. most atmospheric game?

im not letting myself say majora’s mask in this one. HMM it’s hard tho bcuz the Most Bestest(TM) atmosphere in the games are time-specific. like blood moon time in botw? chilling. the fuckin giant octorok in ww? literal nightmares haunts me forever. i know atmospheric usually means like ~nostalgia~ or ~romantic~ or just general Aesthetic(TM), but it is the creepy shit that rly sticks with me DFGHKJFD like ganondorf in oot, stopping his organ playing, to whip around dramatically and flip back his cape in total silence as he faces link? GOOD shit. there is no one true atmospheric game imho, they all have INCREDIBLE moments, and thats more memorable to me than an overall atmosphere. 

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im everybody in my inbox rn from that tloz ask meme breathing down my neck about my fave ganon portrayal as i sweat profusely

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anyways loz comm how active be we

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real?

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g.anondorf has the power, the strength, the ability, the capability, to just pick link up and fucking launch him into the sun why hasn’t he done it???

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shadowborders replied to your post: g.anondorf has the power, the strength, the...

does the one time ganondorf had link yeeted over the ocean count ))

it is close. wind waker gan is truly the pinnacle of ganondorfs so it makes sense he would get the closest.

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g.anondorf, grabbing link by his face and hurling him into the sun: YEET.

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GANONDORF HAS APPEARED! WHAT WILL YOU DO...?

> hold hands > do “it” > brush off > play dead

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tfw u just wanna Strangle this latest chosen hero, but u have made the decision to pretend to be his lawful (mildly chaotic) good guide to unlock ur powers again

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me: g.anondorf will always be set up as a villain, and even if given a route to be explored as a ‘good guy’, he will always be overshadowed by his bloody past also me: slides n.intendo twenty dollars pls give me a younger g.anondorf and link going on wacky adventures uniting against one evil

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after seeing a picture of the triforce plushes at the nintendo store, i feel like g.anondorf needs an entire room dedicated to them. just filled to the brim with these soft, plush triforce pillows. it’s what he deserves. it’s the closest he’ll ever get to a real one.

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g.anondorf is not only a whole snack, but also a goddamn three course meal. look at that man.

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a minor rules update! please check it out if you have the time!

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ganondorf’s boar form in twilight princess specifically is my favorite. big, imposing, fluffy. what more can a girl ask for.

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woke up this morning with the thought ‘wow i’m turning 32 today.’ i turn 22 today. why did my brain skip ahead ten years.