#and im not gonna lie it kinda hurts. like ofc i cant ask anyone else to care but i just feel so fucking lonely sometimes

[the-kipsabian]

im gonna complain sorry i need to get this out of my brain since ive been thinking about it recently. leaving it in the tags so you can ignore it or whatever

[smellycinnamonthundahfudge]

ii will now provide a list of things that killed me in da trailer, cause i literally cant channel my insane feels into anything else other than this:

1. SPIDEYCHELLE LIIIIVVEEEEEESSSSSSS

spideychelle is da purest ship. der���s literally no contest about it anymore (deir number one of fucking course but now imma go chronologically and go back to dem once i reach deir scenes)

MAY KNOWS AND IS SUPPORTIVE AF AND DEIR BOTH WORKING TOGETHER TO USE DA SPIDEY MANTLE INTO SOMETHING THAT CAN BENEFIT DEM BOTH AND HELP PPL

DAT DOUBLE THUMBS UP FROM PETE AND DEIR HIGH FIVE AND DEIR PURE AF HUG IM DED T-T-T-T--T-T--T-T

im actually ok w/ happy as long as it makes may happy :’)

and peter being shooketh was so hilarious

but i also really reallly reeaalllyyy love da fact dat a point of contention is whether or not happy deserves to date may or not cus it was literally so unexpected and yet so fun to fight about xD

BENJAMIN FUCKING FRANKLIN PARKER SUITCASE EVERYONE HOW DA HELL HAVE I NOT SEEN ANYONE TALKING BOUT DIS ON HERE?! i have not seen enough of da trailer reaccss dats just it

i direct yalls to dis tweet for da passport scene since nothing i could write could describe it so eloquently as dis did: https://twitter.com/spideytom/status/1085287167776182272

but i will anyway cus DATS MY BAABBYYYY T-T-T-T-T-T--T

DA MUSIC IS DOPE AF YO AND IT’S BY DA SAME BAND DAT WAS IN DA HC CREDITS <3

I JUST WANNA SPEND SOME TIME WITH MJ

I THINK SHE REALLY LIKES ME

YOU LOOK PRETTY TOO (AND HER SMILE WHEN SHE SAID IT T-T)

these lines DESERVE NUMBERS ON DEIR OWN. NO EXPLANATION NECESSARY. WE ALL KNOW HOW WE FEEL ABOUT IT.

I SHIT YALL NOT I FUCKIN STROKED SEEING PETER AND MJ STARING AT EACH OTHER SO FUCKING LOVINGLY ON A BOAT WITH THE SUNLIGHT HITTING BOTH OF THEM T-T-T-T--T

THEY ARE SO FUCKING IN LOVE IT HURTS!!!!!!

ok so i wasnt on board at first but god fucking damn it ned and betty are cute af and just so fucking happy n coupley n together. ned with his confidence hat n betty taking a pic of him is PURE i dare u to convince me otherwise.

ned acting like an expert in love when they literally just got fuckin started xD

nick fury is as extra as always and ofc hed fucking show up like that xD

MJ ACTION STANCE ON THE BUS. MJ ACTION STANCE ON THE BUS

AND DAT DRAMATIC AF RENDITION OF DA SPIDEY SONG, DIS SOUNTRACK I STFG

ok, first off, ned is wearing floral print clothes when he isnt even in a fuckin beach, i stg dis nerds a goddamn fashion icon. and second, im all here for ned’s total lack of awareness over any danger being back XD

DA RED AND BLACK SUIT LOOKS AS SECKSY AS IT DID WHEN WE FIRST SAW IT IN DA SET PICS

maria hill yay ^.^ also dey may/but probably not/ but may be fighting sandman haha

i think i wouldnt be da first to admit dat da action in hc was kinda underwhelming but OH MY GODS EVERYTHING LOOKS SO GREAT AND COLORS ARE POPPIN AND DA ACTION LOOKS SO GOOOD AND EVERYTHING IS SO FUCKING GORGEOUS

(not the least of which is our otp <3 [see literally every scene they’re in])

CHECK OUT DA STEALTH SUIT EYES YOOOOO

toms getting drowned again xD

POPPING OUT OF GREEN SMOKE DEN ACTION LINE WAS THE MYSTERIO ENTRANCE. marvel got it right from da first scene yet again yalls

i stg tho da action n effects n cinematography looks so good, europe was such a great setting i cant believe it, im honestly so excited to find out how deir gonna explain how mysterio created all dose effects n sht damn

FISH BOWL. no other words necessary

dis was small but da globe animation turning into da spidey symbol in da title card amused me, i aint gonna lie

da last scene was so meta, it was literally how an audience would react. i especially liked mj asking da question dat should have been asked from da start; what is it with spiderman for flash? xD

and den lastly aaghhhh da juxtaposition/irony of dat scene tho gahds it was so fucking funny

and to top it all off, we ended with peter with a self hatin thumbs up and mj next to him <3

i can die now