#and ignoring that her age/grade is off due to cutoff dates and rolling with 2007 for the year
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shiara-of-fablehaven · 9 months ago
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Kendra, hanging out with some new friends in CT: No don't google me please—
Friend: We all googled ourselves! Hey, whose obituary is this? One of your relatives?
"Kendra Marie Sorenson passed away on December 15, 2007. She was born in Rochester, NY on October 4, 1992. Kendra is survived by her parents, Scott and Marla; her brother, Seth; her cousins…"
Kendra: Okay, look, I was kidnapped, and the kidnappers kinda faked my death. But I'm fine!
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