#and if you're gonna run off

[loufuckers]

wait so apparently some people get mad if someone else writes fanfiction based on headcanons they shared on tumblr??? so now i got to ask

[sunderberry]

and angel was so proud of himself for being able to carry mr-hollow-bones husk over here

based on the hc where husk died from falling, and that's why his demon form is an ironic mix between two animals that should not be taking fall damage

so yeah he's afraid of heights and that's why he doesn't fly

aftermath:

they'll be okay

[fisheito]

still thinking about those promo pics where they locked the tops and bottoms in separate rooms

[destinywillowleaf]

one of a kind living in a world gone plastic

baby you're so classic

@most-tragic-character-tournament

(all my thoughts in the tags)

[kusuokisser]

oomf is slowly converting me to torisai.. like. yeah... youre right... they are total losers.... total losers in love.....yeah..

[silverwhittlingknife]

can we have a hint about what the spring break tim patrol chapter of red letter day contains? (you kept having dick say "if the joker shows up" and tim's "he won't." for me to be convinced that goes off without any trouble)

i'm sure it'll be fine. :D

i am delighted you're enjoying the story <333 i haven't updated it in soooo long but i got some very sweet comments lately so i have been looking at my scribbles again <3

[elsewhereuniversity]

(I put in an ask aaaages ago about a running app- Zombies run! I still love thinking about people who lean in to the narrative weight at EU, and the consequences that can flow from that. So. I give you this: an alternative to the running club :D :D :D )

I want to make it very clear, though, we absolutely did not plan this. We had no idea this would happen! How would we?

Look. We just wanted to run.

We all know the track team is a joke and the actual Running Club is a trap, like, no, do not join the running club.

...I am obligated- and take that as you will- to tell you that you of course can join the running club! It meets at many different times, even at night! So convenient! You will get very good at running very fast, very quickly!

...like I said, the running club wasn’t an option for us. But EU is a beautiful campus! And we were all used to being pretty dang active, and treadmills get boring.

And then Cassie had an idea. A bad idea, to be sure, but we were dumb college kids. Bad ideas are the very best kind of ideas.

There’s this app- part podcast, part city-builder, part running app. You progress the story by going on runs, and the app keeps track of where you are and how fast you’re going, and you automatically pick up supplies while you’re out to build up your base. The story is pretty dang engaging and immersive, the voice acting is great, and it even comes with a name for you to assume when you run, purpose and identity all in one: Runner 5.

The thing is.

The thing is, is that the story is a zombie apocalypse story.

I know, I know. But like, obviously if we were going to run, things were going to chase us. We figured that this way, we got to decide what was chasing us. It felt safer, yeah? Like. We were being chased, but we could stop it anytime we wanted.

Nothing at EU would start hunting us if something else already was! That’d be rude. And like. It was true.

Nothing else bothered us. None of the fae or any of EU’s other characters hunted us.

Just the zombies.

Just the zombies that stopped being confined to our headphones.

So. Yeah. That’s how you get an accidental zombie apocalypse. And then of course it kept happening because, well, college kids are stupid, what can I say.

Fair warning, people will not believe you anymore if you say it’s an accident. That wore out after, like, the fifth one. Less accidental zombie apocalypse and more apocalypse on demand, you get me? I’ve heard some folks are planning to make a whole thing of it this spring break.

Oh! Professor Grant won’t give last minute extensions anymore unless you actually get bit, so, you know, do the math on how desperate you are yourself, but he will accept photo-essays in lieu of one assignment per semester as long as it’s not your final project. Unless your final project is documenting the Spring Break Apocalypse Fest and the inevitable fallout, but there’s already like three art students and a couple journo majors on that, so good luck getting that cleared.

[collierose1]

new phone case with my stamps :)

[topaz-mutiny]

I'm starting to calm down now, still a little twitchy.

And my reaction to Laudna's beef with Orym is

[shockjockey]

genuine question: why do killers see this and decide that the survivors need to have the most miserable match of their lives

[synonymroll648]

"And she [Sophie] couldn't help noticing how good he [Keefe] smelled—like wind and salt air and something a little citrusy."

hey guys remember when on page 646 of stellarlune shannon confirmed that keefe is a bit fruity (/hj)

[coldflasher]

you know, caitlin having a villain arc in her own right outside of the killer frost persona/personality switch would actually have been so fun and interesting and i think they could have got a lot more mileage out of that

but it all ties into the fact that one of the main flaws of s8 is that they like to tell us that cool things happened offscreen...

for example, funeral for a friend starts with the team in shambles bc frost is dead so they are distracted and off their game and as a result, they lose a fight, and the meta of the week escapes. then we never see them again. at the end of the ep they have a conversation like "oh i'm so proud we defeated that meta in the end, go team!" but we never go back and SEE them do that!! it would have taken maybe a minute or two of screentime to show them beating up the dude at the end but nope, they just forgot this is a superhero show i guess. this episode dedicates almost 10 minutes to chester and allegra having a fight about whether hummus is a condiment or a dip but we don't have time to resolve the meta of the week plot, somehow

anyway my point is at one point caitlin is like "yeah i stole this tech." I WANNA SEE HER STEAL THE TECH. as herself and not frost!! show me how she broke into a tech facility without help and with no powers!! i want to see her robbing frost's grave and digging up the corpse!! i want to SEE her doing all this fucked up stuff!! like how did they fumble this so badly. caitlin has always been a character who is kind and empathetic and soft, so it could actually be so compelling to see her going dark like this and going to such extreme lengths to try and bring frost back, and explore that dark side of her. but instead we just get a handful of very brief scenes where she explains her fucked-up plans to various people and messes with equipment but she doesn't DO anything. come on man

[merakiui]

Rom com Mafia!Floyd not knowing what to tell batista MC, until...

Floyd: Date.

MC: ....Huh?

Floyd: Let's go on a date.

He is a cowardly eel who is trying so desperately to navigate these newfound feelings. He'll deliver so many flowers to your home to the point where it's excessive. He has a collection of jewelry that so many people have kindly given to him (i.e. he beat them half to death and took it as payment) and he wants to give all of the prettiest, shiniest treasures to you (Jade makes sure he thoroughly washes and cleans the blood and skin off; sometimes the rings are still wrapped around the severed finger, so that has to be disposed of as well). You'll be given lots of very expensive jewelry, so much that it's really overwhelming.

You think Floyd handles his feelings well, but he's actually really awkward when it comes to interacting with you because all of these emotions are so new (and also because morays are cowards at heart). He could be looking so scary, standing in the shadows with a cigarette between his lips, his clothes rumpled and bloodied because he just got into a nasty fight not even ten minutes ago, and the moment you leave to lock up the shop for the night he's quickly hurrying to make himself look more presentable (something he's never cared about before). Floyd is down so horrendously bad that he tries to win you over with riches (all-expenses-paid trips, luxury brand items that he has definitely gotten in not-so-pleasant ways, trying and failing to flirt with the worst pick-up lines ever that it makes him seem so slimy and sleazy). He's failing abysmally.

He whines about his blossoming affections and how nothing seems to work to Jade and Azul whenever the three of them meet up for breakfast or lunch, constantly asking why it feels like his heart gets a hard-on when he's around you. Jade kindly advises Floyd to just be himself when he's in love, but Azul quickly shuts that down because, "Look at him!" and he'll make such a grand, sweeping gesture to indicate Floyd's...Floyd-ness. "He's a criminal! Do you honestly think he'll win anyone over with that sort of history and sloppy manner of dress?"

"He has a big, tender heart," Jade insists with a pleased smile, as if that can excuse everything else.

"And a big dick," Floyd boasts, which sends Azul into another red-faced tizzy. He gets so worked up sometimes. It has the twins grinning in amusement.

"This crass behavior is precisely why the one you seem to adore so much avoids you!"

And yet, even though Azul says that so coldly, he doesn't seem to have much going for him either. And neither does Jade. They are three equally terrible, rizz-less, cowardly men.

[fruiteggsaladit]

Watching the Ranma 1/2 adaption and. I can't keep having this reaction but woooow there's so much of the soil and mineral from Takahashi Rumiko that Togashi was borrowing/trying to borrow from...

idk how to put this! He's kind of their (Akane and Ranma's) lovechild?? born to be post-canon/epilogue tsundere x tsundere will-they-wont-they behaving like old married couple from day 2!!! we-communicate-w-our-eyes-about-how-to-go-about-situations of knowing each other but its too early for them to get together love child in a world in which no one here is a model student and we've given up on the matter, forced to be a shounen protagonist in which people have superficial standards

I already sensed that Nabiki may have been an influence for Shizuru, I did not expect the Yusuke influences...

[temeyes]

i love you marry me rn

i love you too!!! and YES OF COURSE i wILL MARRY yoU!! but you have to ask my entire family's permission first,,,,,,,,,

[bitegore]

ok this isnt meant to be a dig or anything but it's always really funny to me when people like just cracking 30 are like "omg you're in your early twenties, you're a babyyyyyy"

babe you're like barely 30, you're a baby too. You're a blink and a half older than me. I spend too much time around people over 50, the difference between 23 and 33 is a few years at a job and a little more distance from living in your parents' house but it's like, nothing. the gap closes every time you breathe and every time i move. the difference between you and me is like one-fifteenth the difference between you and my dad's friend Joe or whatever. don't worry you'll get to live more life too, but don't kid yourself.

and this is doubled when it's coming from a 25-year-old currently experiencing a crisis of age because they're soooo old, they're 25, the horror! You are twenty-five. We have an age difference of three years. Your concern over this is embarrassing for you and highly entertaining for me. But like don't kid yourself here. You are 25. You are a like a fucking baby to me.