#and if there is a in uni jon

[illdragyoudownwithme]

i love listening to the new episodes on Tuesday (early access) and then waiting to see tumblr explode on Thursday about wtv happened

[pumpkinhrat]

jon sims being disappointed by every institution

[Image ID: A digital doodle of Jonathan Sims titled Uni Jon and Archives Jon. On the left, a younger version of him, with just a few gray hair. On the right, an older version of Jon, with lots of gray hair, stubble and scars. There is "fuckin hell.." written under both doodles - this being Jon's reaction. End ID]

[dgoul]

Uni Jon for the people … I hope you remember me ….

[aru-art]

head archivist of the magnus institute london commission for the one and only @arqueervist

[jeena-says-hi]

Jon's past comes back to haunt him when the Spotify wrapped comes out:

Tim: Right then gang! Who was everyone's top artist on their Spotify wrapped?

Jon: Tim, I don't think this is of any importance

Tim: Sure it is, boss! I for example had Chappell Roan as my number 1, I was even in the top 0.05% of listeners!

Sasha: Yea, that isn't surprising, you played hot to go on repeat whenever there was a statement about fire

Tim: What can I say, it's a banger!

Tim: Anyway, what about you Sasha?

Sasha: you are talking to one of the top 0.1% of listeners for The Cardigans

Martin: Ooh I love them! I got The Crane Wives, their songs are just so calming and relaxing

Tim: Oh yea, I've seen a few cool animations to their songs! That definitely aren't from a Minecraft series or anything

Sasha: Don't lie Tim, I know you cry every time you see a cactus

Tim: WE ARE GETTING OFF TRACK!

Tim: Who did you get Jon?

Jon: I don't really listen to music, too distracting

Tim: Oh rubbish. Cmon, lets see!

*he goes to grab Jon's phone*

Jon: No Tim, don't-

*Sasha grabs it when he's distracted*

Sasha: Got it!

Tim: Oooh, lemme see, lemme see!

Sasha: It's some band called "The Mechanisms"?

Jon: Oh no, this can't be happening

Martin: *googles them*

*see's Jon in full the full Jonny D'ville getup*

Martin: Oh

Sahsa: My

Tim: God

Sasha: YOU WERE IN A BAND!?!?

Tim: A STEAMPUNK SCI-FI PIRATE BAND?!?

Jon:

Jon: Right, I'm going to light the archives on fire

[alaynestcnes]

Jon Snow and Sansa Stark in Art

Prince Ivan on the Grey Wolf / Viktor Vasnetsov A Foster Mother / Charles Sillem Lidderdale Portrait of a Young Woman (detail) / Pierre-Auguste Cot King Arthur (detail) / Charles Ernest Butler Portrait of a Young Girl / Konstantin Yegorovich Makovsky Dante and Beatrice in the Garden / Cesare Saccaggi

[wolvenjay]

Scarecrow Week 2024 - Day Two University Stories

[mikasnazz]

He asked for a 13 but they drew a 31?!

Save me uni au jontim. Save me Jon mechs au. Save me. Deny canon. Deny anything bad happening to them ever.

[saym0-0]

the mechs twitter was entirely dead for many years post dttm (which i put in 2013 here but like i just realised jon was hired at the institute in 2011 so uh yeah its probably closer to like 2009) until they post in 2017: "currently witnessing Jonny attempting to convince Ashes to stab their eyes out. They have reasons and sources. -Brian"

[sparrowsonata]

here is some jonny d'ville to revive my account and win all the tma followers ever (university era jon)

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Obcessed with the stupid silly AU that Nikola and Jon were Mecs together.

Like the anatomy students Nikola just decided to take a time during uni to understand better how people work. First days... not that good but then she started making weird friends, joined a concept space pirate band and had the time of her life. Years later, she is in her secret Eye free base preparing for the Unknowing, kidnnaped Archivist on a chair except when she was very close to start her first weird mosturizing routine she just really looked at Jon and went "Jonny?" and after an annoyed and confused humphf "Jonny D'ville" and Jon's eyes went huge and he answered with a muffed and confused "Toy Soldier??". The kidnapping was over as they both engaged into a trip to memory lane and a passionate discussion where Jon convinced Nikola to not try ending the world.

When facing a pissed off Tim over the fact his "monster boss" came back with another monster and a circus one Nikola's defense was "I had nothing to do with Danny, I was in uni, Jon can prove I was in uni." It was akward in the archieves for a while after that. But at least Tim didn't die.

[baz-airlines]

I’ve got this headcanon that has been rattling around in my head for a while. I feel like Jon and Sasha went to school or uni together, or something like that.

Cause if Sasha used to work in artifact storage, whereas Jon and Tim in research. I always wondered how he would have known her well enough to request her. Even if he’s just heard about her (as Gertrude might have seeing as she was hoping that she would be the next archivist) whenever we get a smidgen of Jon and Sasha interacting it’s very friendly. More than Jon and Tim imo. Even then, I genuinely doubt there’s that much communication or collaboration between the departments. Seeing as Jon seemed to have never heard of Martin. And other than the one fluff episode, no one in any other department has even been mentioned. (Especially with the worm infestation, if you were friends with your co workers wouldn’t you talk to them about that sort of thing?)

But all of that has always bugged me. Because why would Jon specifically request Sasha if he barely knew her? It’s not like Tim was the only coworker he ever interacted with. Hence, they must have known each other outside of the institute.

Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

[saessenach]

"No,” Jon Snow said quietly. “It was not courage. This one was dead of fear. You could see it in his eyes, Stark.” Jon’s eyes were a grey so dark they seemed almost black, but there was little they did not see. He was of an age with Robb, but they did not look alike. Jon was slender where Robb was muscular, dark where Robb was fair, graceful and quick where his half brother was strong and fast.

Robb was not impressed. “The Others take his eyes,” he swore.

Jon and Robb in AGOT | Bran I

EDIT | finished piece here

[aru-art]

JMART if nobodys told you yet. and if yes then !! marz x tangent? :3

woe jmart be upon ye (ref)

[morbid248]

I think if jon archivist ever met arthur lester and john doe malevolent and found out he was face to face with mr arkham investigator the king in yellow, he would say, "oh, like call of cthulhu?" and watch as arthur and john simply implode

[vastpotato]

Au where the Mechs are Jon’s uni band-

We all know that cows (coos) LOVE music right? How they flock slowly towards it?

Ok well au where Martin and Jon are in Scotland-safe house era. And the very good cows are too far for Martin to pet. So Jon gets out his harmonica and riffs until the cows come within petting distance.

Martin takes pics of the cow serenade and it becomes a tradition that Jon refuses to let anyone else know about.