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i have been on this planet for full thirty turns around the sun, and yet it never dawned on me that a solution to the brutal, days-long reflux and heartache god has plagued me with may just be seventh grader chemistry.
#did y’all know#that vinegar is a basic liquid#and if reflux is your stomach foody digesty acids going escape from alcatraz#than you may just take let’s say a pickle#a cucumber that has been soaked in vinegar liquid#and it will literally do a seventh grade chemistry lab practice in your insides#like… poof?#I HAVE SUFFERRED AND BARGAINED ANT TAKEN THE STRONGEST FUCKING PILLS TO NO AVAIL#LEARNED TO SAY PROTON PUMP INHIBITORS#AND THE ONLY THING THAT WORKS IS SEVENTH. GRADER. CHEMISTRY#like…#sir#i’m tired. my vocal chords are trash again bc they got burned#again.#and in come fucking pickles
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