#and ichigo is the one who picks up the slack. he's the one who parents his siblings. Masaki dying destroys ichigo's childhood but

[mediumsizedpidegon]

i think yuzu deserves a little murder. as a treat.

[one-winged-dreams]

ALL OF THE WEDDING QUESTIONS FOR YOU N GRIMMJOW, GO

REESE ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

JESUS CHRIST

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What theme are they going for? Outdoorsy? Tropical vacation? Maybe a club theme?

It’s not even an actual wedding, it’s more like a ‘these two idiots are bonded now’ ceremony dressed up like a wedding. So it’s not really formal at all and probably super casual. We’ll probably do it in the park or something idk.

Who spends the most time picking out their dress/suit? Do they want something simple, or do they want something custom and extravagant?

Both of us are probably just gonna wear button-ups and slacks tbh. I probably debate whether or not I want to wear a tie or not, he absolutely REFUSES.

What dessert do they choose? Cannolis? Ice cream sundaes? A classic cake? What flavour do they pick? Is there more than one dessert?

I probably just make a shit ton of cupcakes. I’m all proud of myself until it’s time to ice them and then I start crying because why the fuck did I make so many cupcakes?

How many people do they both invite? Immediate family and a few close friends, or cousins, second cousins, and A’s aunt’s best friend’s sister?

ONCE AGAIN, THE CALL FOR BLEACH SHIPPERS IS OPEN SO

I probably invite Nel too because I fucking love her. I invite Halibel out of politeness even though I know she’d have to decline. 

I might invite Ichigo too, just to be a rustle Grimm’s jimmies.

AND I’D HAVE TO INVITE MY FUCKING PARENTS AND MY SISTER, OH GOD. It’d be so awkward because they like… Know nothing about him?? Because I always made sure that they interact with each other as little as humanly possible? It’d be a huge awkward mess honestly.

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Who is the best man and/or maid of honour?

Probably Sakura ( @acloudyheart ) and Nel.

Who’s walking down the isle? Who’s walking them? Does either of them start to get emotional as they see their future spouse for the first time in a day?

NONE OF THAT BULLSHIT. We show up at the same time like men.I’m probably super flustered but playing it off by pretend-mocking how gay this all is. Like, top tier homo. Grimm still doesn’t see how it’s a big deal but if it is to me he’s not gonna like… object.

Does anyone object or not approve of the marriage? If so, are they shunned and kicked out for speaking out against their love? 

My parents are probably super confused and like ‘WHY???’ but will save their complaining until the reception when they know for a fact I should be enjoying myself (oops spilled a little salt in there).

Do they stumble or get nervous saying their vows? Does the other get emotional hearing the other say such sweet words to them?

We’re both really shitty with words and DEFINITELY waited until the last minute to think of what we were gonna say so we both just wing it on the spot. 

I’m probably the one that gets all emotional, if not just because of Grimm mustering all the eloquence in his body to even ATTEMPT something like that.

Best man’s / maid of honour speech. Is it all sappy and serious, or does it have some humour and sweetness to it? Are they nervous? Are they proud?

Nel probably rambles on and on (to the point where people start to get irritated) and goes out of her way to emphasize that Grimmjow went soft for a HUMAN of all things and how she never even CONCEIVED that he’d be doing some weird little human ceremony over the HUMAN that he WENT SOFT FOR. Grimm’s probably gritting his teeth the whole time and I’m laughing my ass off.

How do they do on their first dance? Is it all quiet and romantic or do they just try to have a good time, laughing and dancing through the room?

It’s a little tense because we’re both embarrassed. We didn’t even WANT to do it but we got peer-pressured into it so we’re both all red-faced and tsundere. Eventually we kind of relax enough to laugh about it and how ‘dumb’ it is.we had a lot of fun tho

Do they immediately leave for their honeymoon the day after, or do they push it to perhaps the week after to prepare and just live their life as a newly wed couple? Where is the honeymoon taking place? How long do they stay?

We’re both pretty much just like ‘We’re going home and not leaving the house for a week straight, don’t come by because we’re not answering the door’.

A good amount of it is spent doingthings that I have another blog for talking about that kind of stuff

And eating leftover wedding food

Do they enjoy opening their gifts or do they just ask for money to buy their own things?

We had a registry that just had a couple things we were too tight on money to get (like a new rice cooker and stuff like that). 

How do they wake up every morning after, knowing they’re married to the person they love the most?

It’s probably not TOO different but both of us (even him, not really understanding the whole wedding thing) definitely feel like SOMETHING changed, even if it was just a little bit. It’s definitely more overwhelming for me and I’m embarrassed about it for a long time (enough that I probably can’t say the word ‘husband’ for months).

When they grow old together, will they reminisce about their wedding day? Perhaps they dig up some old photos to look at. Will they try and see if they still fit into their suits/dresses?

It’s probably the occasional “Remember when we did that super gay little wedding thing? Don’t bother answering, I’m already breaking out the pictures”

[the-narwhals-awaken]

#this is about isshin: the man who decided that the best way to “teach” his son was to hit him when he least expected it.#I know bleach intends it to be funny slapstick but it really really isn't. isshin starts hitting his kid when he's NINE YEARS OLD.#and isshin is hitting ichigo as hard as he can. he's kicking him awake. this is not an environment a child can SURVIVE in much less an adul#it only takes one mistake for ichigo to get hurt irreparably. how many times has ichigo fallen over and hit his head? Got a concussion?#sprained or broken his bones? there is no world in which ichigo and his sisters who are WATCHING and unable to stop this#feel safe in isshin's house or with isshin.#the moment that isshin first hits ichigo is the moment that all three of them are orphaned. that's the moment where their father dies#and ichigo is the one who picks up the slack. he's the one who parents his siblings. Masaki dying destroys ichigo's childhood but#the first time isshin hits him is the moment that ichigo the child dies.#and imagine you're yuzu. you're yuzu who can't remember your mother and the word 'parent' makes you think of your older brother#and there's a man in your house. he's loud. he laughs a lot. and he hits your brother-parent without his smile budging an inch.#you can't remember your father but this is not him. he's dead. he died years ago.#There's a man in your house. And he's killing your brother. One day he's going to actually kill him.#so you have a choice: your brother or the man in your house.#it is a very easy choice

i think yuzu deserves a little murder. as a treat.

[mediumsizedpidegon]

This is about Isshin.

I know bleach intended the whole "surprise attack" thing Isshin does to Ichigo to be funny slapstick but it really really isn't. Isshin starts hitting his kid when he's NINE YEARS OLD. And Isshin is hitting Ichigo as hard as he can. he's kicking him awake. this is not an environment a child can SURVIVE in much less an adult

It only takes one mistake for Ichigo to get hurt irreparably. How many times has Ichigo fallen over and hit his head? Got a concussion?Sprained or broken his bones? There is no world in which Ichigo and his sisters who are WATCHING and unable to stop this feel safe in Isshin's house or with Isshin.

the moment that isshin first hits ichigo is the moment that all three of them are orphaned. that's the moment where their father dies.

and Ichigo is the one who picks up the slack. he's the one who parents his siblings. Masaki dying destroys Ichigo's childhood but the first time Isshin hits him is the moment that Ichigo the Child dies.

and imagine you're Yuzu. you're Yuzu who can't remember your mother and the word 'parent' makes you think of your older brother.

and there's a man in your house. he's loud. he laughs a lot.

and he hits your brother-parent without his smile budging an inch. you can't remember your father but this is not him. he's dead. he died years ago.

There's a man in your house. And he's killing your brother. One day he's going to actually kill him. So you have a choice: your brother or the man in your house.

It is a very easy choice.

(Kurosaki Isshin dies of an allergic reaction on a Tuesday. Ichigo and Karin don't notice because Yuzu has same allergic reaction, though she survives. The culprit were pastries covered in ground up almonds.

By the time that the hospital calls Isshin, they have fourteen suspicions and all of them are about abuse and neglect. He does not pick up the phone. Another emergency contact, Ishida Ryuuken, is called and he does pick up. He is also the one who goes to drag Isshin out of the clinic– how in the world did he miss his daughter going into anaphylaxis?– and finds a dead body instead.

No one suspects Yuzu. There was no way she knew about the allergy: she had an allergic reaction as well. Besides the hospital workers aren't feeling much sympathy for Isshin, not when his son is covered in bruises and treats his siblings like he's the parent, and his eight year old daughter cheerfully tells them that she does most of the cooking, and all three of them have haunted looks in their eyes.

They end up going home with Ishida Ryuuken. He is not a father at all, for all that he now has four children in his care, but none of the Kurosaki children mind. He doesn't hit Ichigo. He does his own dishes when he's in the house. He leaves them alone. The bar is low and he just passes it.

eventually the four of them– Ichigo, Uryuu, Karin, and Yuzu– get their own apartment because Ryuuken's house is empty empty empty.

But as it is currently, for the Kurosaki family of three four it is enough.)

i think yuzu deserves a little murder. as a treat.